BAO IS IN HEAT AGAIN

Lets see how this cycle goes.....
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This video's intention was to be entertaining. All jokes were made purely to be funny, nothing else.

[@alaxbird4954]

"Again" implies shes ever NOT in heat

[@dylives7667]

_"Why are all the men in Top Gun so hot?"_ - Bao, 2024.

[@sonicplys64]

🎵 Playing with da boys 🎵

[@Circ00mspice]

A good question

[@christopherobrien8105]

"Top Gun" is the third gayest movie from the 80s after "Cruising" and "A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge." Which does explain the hotness.

[@nicocortes5145]

- Bao, 2024, unprompted

[@1BadZ]

I learned to fly from a retired RAF flight instructor. He said you don't have to be smart to be a pilot, you only have to be handsome and clever. 😆

[@RandalXVI]

*opens the video* Bao: says bao things Me: who the hell starts a conversation like that i just sat down

[@SpindlyJohnny]

*_SHE DOES._*

[@DeltaEntropy]

You would think you would get used to it, but no. Every time I am just as shocked and appalled, and I clicked on the damn video of my own volition.

[@DetectiveOlivaw]

@@DeltaEntropydamn dude same

[@kingxnoodlez]

“Let me tie my hair up”is a crazy statement🫡🫡

[@Jerry_Freestyle]

W statement

[@LycorisThe]

Bao knows the process. She's read enough doujins :P

[@profanepropane]

Explain?

[@HallidayASR]

@@profanepropane Gooning ritual

[@kingxnoodlez]

@@profanepropaneit is usually a prerequisite b4 mouth to mouth resuscitation on male pelvis area(idk y i explained it that way lol)

[@Garl_Vinland]

Bao is like that scene in Turning Red where the girl rolls under her bed and starts scribbling drawings, but instead of drawing it’s just gooning and instead of one scene it was the entirety of her lifespan

[@Garl_Vinland]

And she has to take drugs to stop it. Now that would be a movie

[@NomadSpectre]

"...I'm into bears now" is a WILD statement.

[@fantomphlame5565]

That is completely wrong coming from anyone else

[@hyyh2015]

one part of me thinks it's figurative (as in the bear subculture) but the other part thinks it's literal (see halsin from baldur's gate 3)

[@SeanSnow64]

As a self proclaimed polar bear i see this as an absolute win!

[@lyras.9161]

Because it's Bao, I thought it was literal bears for a moment.

[@thetruestarking20000]

We all know Bao chose bear during the Man vs Bear argument for a completely different reason than everyone else 😂

[@Fishmonkey01]

If you push Bao while she’s sitting down, she’ll probably slide around like an air hockey puck.

[@RoachChan]

Thats the worst thing I've ever heard.....

[@theincredibleauraaa133]

THIS MADE ME JAW DROP

[@scaledsilver]

Wuh… 🧍🏻

[@devinward461]

Horrific But funny

[@jilliancrawford7577]

1:29 the sound of a feral animal awakening... Okay but you can tell it's genuine because she isn't trying to make it sound sexy. It's the genuine grunt of a goober in heat and it's when you need to start running. She is the horndog so many people wnat their anime waifus to be, but at what cost?...

[@nathanielmalcolm6623]

'Sees 3-4 seconds of the English Dub for Apothecary Diaries' Bao: I mean, he's hot but its not that deep. *'Proceeds to watch the entire montage of the English dub of the main guy talking.'* Bao: ".......okay, I've changed my mind now." 😂😅

[@AngryHomunculus]

Honestly I'm just glad to see someone enjoy Apothecary Diaries; it's a good show

[@ectothermic]

"Again" my brother in Christ that implies she was ever not in heat. It's like an alcoholic, they're not drunk "again" they've not been sober since they started.

[@leonardotheitaliangigachad8026]

"Nothing new on the western front" Love your vids, Roach❤

[@Azure_Witch]

Thanks to Bao, I am now scared of both 2D and real women.

[@devinjohnson9000]

Reads the title: When is she not ?

[@PlushLordOfTheSeas]

lmao 2:33 that "well, i spose i have no choice" line had me laughin hard

[@yodawgzgaming4416]

Bao should advertise herself as "the most honest vtuber in history"

[@autohmae]

At least she has a medical excuse 🙂

[@gamerboy7962]

That's her secret, Chat... She's ALWAYS down bad

[@WolfahHyrule]

DOWN BAO!

[@Hypersaiyanike]

YES!!!!

[@PLAYER42_ready]

Down baod

[@sirkelendor5429]

And back to our regularly scheduled bao after the irl baking intermission

[@majormelon8855]

Bad Bao! Bonk! Bad Bao!

[@SushiVolcano]

Ban Bao

[@Demon666x3]

Hard to believe Bao is wholesome irl when seeing this.

[@mightquinnable]

Crusting and mushrooms will start going

[@ultimatealchemist9401]

It's alright Bao. I'll bet many of the Baobble Buddies LOVE this side of you.

[@shakachoarroyo]

A wise ronin once said (paraphrasing), if you're putting on an act for long enough, it's not an act. It's just you. Like, WHY TF IS SHE TELLING US ABOUT HER OVULATION???

[@tonymata8070]

Bao is like Lena Hyena from Who Framed Roger Rabbit, not in appearance (obviously), it's her thirst levels towards attractive men. 😆 And it can be quite scary.

[@kittysnowy3379]

She's always in heat

[@conkle7955]

Bao is too easy. She is burning that poor stinky couch

[@TheAlbinoRhino69]

Chat can have a slice of Bao goon cake as a treat

[@vansiar9573]

No one escapes Jinshi- sama. Especially Bao

[@_toxicity_4083]

Incorrect, I’m too drawn to Ms. Poisons-Herself-For-Fun

[@theincredibleauraaa133]

Having the same voice actor is one thing, but that guy sounds EXACTLY like Gojo. i had to put my phone down and take a walk after the “if it helps i can come inside” because all i heard was gojo. Kaiji Tang is doing gods work 🙏

[@Amaling]

The math checks out, compared to the upload date of the animation reaction clip

[@Abar_ID]

She really wants to be Baobao huh.

[@sonicplys64]

During that week, I think the Internet needs to be shut down.

[@shadowslime3640]

*N O*

[@BlackKnightsCommander]

The Supreme tin foil hat really makes this clip feel complete

[@maxszabo4927]

The answer to Bao's opening question has a few simple reasons. Aliens see us as barbaric since we are one of many animal species that kill each other to survive, we always win in the movies, no matter how many of us die, we're always the ones who beat the enemy, and because people like Bao are too horny, aliens think we're all disgusting for agreeing with it.

[@heardofrvb]

"Maybe the aliens will be wolf men." She didn't play THAT game, did she?

[@stefanmadethen5359]

1:28 emi lo my beloved

[@Icetea-2000]

It's like I’m back in Highschool and Bao is part of the fujo group

[@WhiteÀpple-662]

The guy from the apothecary diaries do be hot though

[@FourOfClubs]

Real Bao fans track her cycles to know when she's ovulating.

[@xheiii]

god i love this gooner whale

[@shadowslime3640]

Same.

[@thebugscome]

portishead fits that edit so well

[@000Krim]

De

[@000Krim]

True

[@JamesTheTurnbull]

This is the same shy half-normie girl that made cake a few days ago....

[@DaniMartVTen]

Bao, do your laundry.

[@Toneill029]

1:08 honestly I agree. Gojo is nice and all but while hes not a bad person he’s not really a good person either and he knows this. Meanwhile Jinshi is a nice good boy with a strong sense of empathy and kindness.

[@Kishin-lv8dt]

I guess we start off with the gooning experience Not like thats ever been mentioned before

[@Monte_Carlo451]

My brother in Christ, what is wrong with her? I am not asking what to fix but what to worsen

[@fieryphoenix82]

You ever love something but are embarrassed for your friends to find out?

[@coldacid]

Is Bao ever _not_ down bad?

[@HaHaHaHolowence]

Maybe the aliens will also be wolf men... What's this? Ben 10?

[@chrisbacon3071]

Bao, please, do us all a favour, find a boyfriend, get married and settle down with kids. 🤦‍♂️

[@charliekahn4205]

How would that help?

[@Tom531Cat]

Bao can’t resist it, the heat is too strong. 😂

[@Serrot304]

she's gonna get legit pregnant from these pictures at some point

[@joshualawrence2963]

We love our stinky princess 😊❤️

[@BluePhoenixAlex]

I gotta say i think i understand the attraction to jinshi even less than the attraction to wolf creatures He's like if you had a cardboard cutout of the concept of attractive men

[@Hadfield15]

When is Bao NOT in heat??

[@That_One_Sunshine_Knight]

Could you have a normal conversation.... FOR FIVE SECONDS!

[@matthewcooper6492]

Bao where is your other hand one is holding tea where is the other?

[@Menuki]

You can even have Christian Bale in anime form….i bet the “that’s my girl” as howl sends her

[@VisualEnjoyer9756]

She simping for Shinji when Shinji is the biggest bottom of the season 😂

[@LA.20]

Ayo Mr.Ballen!

[@Bakuganluver23]

I love how she just defaulted to the "dumb laugh" upon hearing that voice.

[@michaelglbrt17]

Gojo and Jinshi are voiced by the same guy. I've met him.

[@martinxy1291]

1:10 There is nothing innocent happening in between them ears right now

[@Yui-Chan9124]

Bao could be the female Dreamybull! 😂

[@MrCandycake]

Down bad for bao 🎉

[@thesnacccgawdsukuryuappu]

Yeah, she’s definitely gonna bust after stream

[@helsn-v6w]

Bao- eceything is hot

[@Syogren]

She's so silly

[@minatomink9555]

The dubious little creature is up to mischief. This is no good.

[@BlackroseXX9]

1:24 It begins....

[@flyingfish64]

How can one creature of the sea be so consistently thirtsty

[@EmilioReyes_97]

When i saw how she looks irl i was suprised how she doesnt have a BF. That being said i have no idea how much of herseld she...fliters in live person conversations.

[@drakeyin40]

Likes bow better with her hair down. but cute either way

[@aresrivera9744]

0:11 her furry is showing

[@bituniverse8677]

AAAAAAAH, DUB! IT’S A DUB! RUNNNNNNNN!

[@shadowslime3640]

People like y'all still exist?

[@Freeze-n-Frost]

I don’t think R34 artist need inspiration but also…I dunno if they wanna 😑😂

[@dixon137]

pretty sure shes just a dude at this point.

[@snipersougo13]

Gojo but better is Sinbad from Magi

[@dream6562]

Why can't bao act like this in her irl streams

[@Warboss_Thrakka_Snazzfingas]

Can she just get a boyfriend already 🙄 lol

[@Hondavid.]

as a fan of apothecary diaries, the fact you reacted like that to jinshi makes me ick. not judging your taste, just that in the context of the show, he's literally anti rizz material (at least imo)

[@katathoombs]

That _Apothecary_ dub sounds so bad. I hadn't known. I'm of the _Subtitles Master Race™._

[@shadowslime3640]

It's 2024 why in Christ's name is this dumbass war still a thing.

[@katathoombs]

@@shadowslime3640 let the madness never stop

[@shadowslime3640]

@katathoombz madness is only good when it's humorous. This sub vs dub war is the same as the console vs pc war. Nothing but bullshit that is so toxic it is borderline radioactive.

[@bored_person]

"Master Race" Yikes.

[@pelvis_toucher]

Mrballen jumpscare