Bao is WET for Sidon (Tears of the Kingdom)

"Sharks have TWO!" - Bao 2023
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[@baovtuber]

SHARKS HAVE TWO SHARKS HAVE TWO SHARKS HAVE TWO

[@ScarletKomi]

so tru bestie

[@Ragnell123]

Bao I thought this was your reformed arc

[@MDG-mykys]

Bruh..

[@SkylarTheFurry]

Bao down bad yet again? Well I am shocked.

[@attakrus]

Had to look up what sharks had two of… Bao, why…

[@ocarinageek]

holy shit, she went from "lusty moaning" to "feral screaming" in like 3 seconds

[@arenndups5294]

feral screaming > lusty moaning

[@kainu.9005]

And overall? Primal lust.

[@Jaded_Jinx]

The man literally just breathes for 0.1s and she screamed incoherently. She is beyond saving

[@KeiraSamson]

she really is beyond saving

[@princeofpokemon2934]

If she becomes thirsty for you, do yourself a favor and run

[@dragonlich4282]

The entire planet could not quench this womans thirst

[@gongerman9754]

EXCEPT CACTUS JUICE! IT’LL QUENCH YA!

[@zydrakeshogun]

The entire planet? A solar system could not quench her thirst.

[@princeofpokemon2934]

SHE IS JUST THIRSTY! REALLY THIRSTY!

[@xxfoursevenninerxxclawcrus6000]

@@zydrakeshogun no, not a system, a galaxy or a universe, if not the multiverse couldn't quench bao's thirst

[@travonhackett1401]

I can fix that

[@wraithwrecker_]

Bao might be beyond help at this point. All we can do is watch in simultaneous amusement and terror.

[@KeiraSamson]

and we can only pray

[@jamesnall6462]

... honestly, this is understandable. Sidon's voice is SILKY smooth.

[@JetblackJay]

Bao once again asking to get wet instead of being wet

[@jehoiakimelidoronila5450]

To paraphrase Bernie sanders: "I once again ask to be wet"

[@xxfearlessonexx1543]

Nani- jetsama? What are you doing here?

[@FlyingZard11]

"Find yourself a girl who looks at you like-" Everyone: NO! NONO. DON'T!

[@OhNoTheFace]

Well, maybe

[@FlyingZard11]

@@OhNoTheFace sometimes? o.o?

[@raylenn4444]

yes i will, even if i have to get swole and install gills! kek

[@Frigid_Knight]

What’s the worst that could happen?

[@FlyingZard11]

Famous last words.@@Frigid_Knight

[@MrTurbo_]

99% water? is she a cucumber?

[@Blackguard9099]

She might need one soon, at this rate. :P

[@gamerboy7962]

If you mean Sidon IS the cucumber...

[@Icetea-2000]

She freaks out numi with her unhingedness in her catgirl form so maybe

[@Noodles.Doodles]

99% including the knee-deep 'water' in her room.

[@PersonBot_]

99% water and still so thirsty

[@WorldsTallestLeprechaun]

“My friend whose WAY more into Vtuber’s than I am said that Bao’s lore is that she’d a whale, and I don’t get it, though he did say she’s a real good singer, so I guess that makes sense-“ Bao: *horni high-pitched squealing whale-song upon seeing fishman* “……oh, so THAT’S why she’s a whale vtuber.”

[@hieioni3354]

My friend who*

[@somegoofballwhohasinternet7313]

She was specificly based on the 52 Hertz whale, a whale who's song couldn't be heard by others of it's species, forever dooming it to be alone. But recently, another whale was heard singing in the 52 hertz, so there's hope for them. As for Bao... I wish her luck.

[@spice1387]

​@@somegoofballwhohasinternet7313 when you put it like that it makes sense why she is down bad for almost anything

[@Icetea-2000]

2:12 bruh she definitely would’ve faced her model in the other direction if she could

[@Professor_Wisteria_]

dude her reaction to when Yona brought up the engagement was SOLID GOLD

[@doomrider7]

Link because I need to see that.😂

[@ACuriousBookworm]

"WHAT DOES SHE HAVE THAT I DON'T?!?!" Just a guttural scream as her heart broke

[@superjumpbros64]

Link

[@grimmashley8422]

SHOW ME THE CLIP

[@grownconch1327]

kzbin.infoUgkxobfZLSGMgpK7HMDupE60yvvsu5vuUIdc?si=eMp6y0iPf9EdxpNm

[@AlexorPwnsAll]

Bao: Why don’t you come to bed with me. 😏 Sidon: haha! My dearest friend i cannot for I am not sleepy in the least!

[@KeiraSamson]

*rejects her uncutely* 🍷🗿

[@hungrymusicwolf]

Well Bao is right about one thing, she certainly could use some purifying. Though I'm not sure a run of the mill priest/exorcist could deal with her caliber.

[@KeiraSamson]

Yep, we should call an exorcist. Now just to find her address

[@MarMonkey2606]

we are going to need a HIGH-level priest or cleric for something like this.

[@theenderdestruction2362]

​@@MarMonkey2606father Anderson?

[@kiloklavdi1185]

@@theenderdestruction2362 John Faith

[@theenderdestruction2362]

@@kiloklavdi1185 fair enough

[@jonathanwebber2041]

My head cannon is that link is actually screaming like she is after everything Sidon does 😂

[@jehoiakimelidoronila5450]

At this point, Bao is so "wet" she might actually solve the world's water shortage issue. Needs purification by aqua from konosuba though. Geezus

[@Rytonic69]

Watching Bao without headphones is an extreme sport

[@thesnacccgawdsukuryuappu]

Watching Bao with headphones is an extreme sport

[@user-ix1qx4gz3h]

0:02 excitation 0:05 gull 0:08 chimp 0:12 scary zombie 0:15 lump in the throat 0:20 Bieber fan 0:24 climax 0:27 an enthusiastic cry turning into a puppy joy

[@lostnemesis]

I expected this reaction I just wasn't expecting the immediate Moaning when I clicked on the video.

[@shun-li8204]

Honestly out of all of Bao's 'husbands', Sidon is prolly the most compatible

[@KeiraSamson]

“maybe you could practice on me?” BROOO 💀💀💀💀💀

[@immoralboi3158]

Not even 30 seconds in she's going feral just by seeing him It is Sidon so it's understandable

[@awesomeiphone597]

I miss having a headphone jack

[@abraxis7292]

Me too mate

[@glquam07]

Bluetooth headset/ear piece. Adapt. Overcome. Thrive.

[@dioncaldwell304]

Thanks God I have headphone on

[@mikael100100]

today, i heard Bao make noises i didn't know she was able of doing.

[@mantidream8179]

Thank you Bao for educating us all about shark anatomy

[@JDefends]

Honestly this one makes sense.

[@Steroyd666]

The title may as well be saved as a template. Bao is WET for ___ -Woflman- -Lionman- Fishman

[@mimictear6788]

She managed to completely miss the fact that he's wearing armour now.

[@gamerboy7962]

...Bao, you know he's married. Oh, forget it...😑

[@DiceFTW273]

Bao looking to unlock the NTR Route

[@NanoscopicSize]

Guess ntr it is 😅

[@dgarrard100]

Bisexuals: "That just means threesome."

[@theinternetsightseer2935]

@@NanoscopicSize Virgin Ntr vs. Gigachad Harem

[@rustknight8407]

Sharks has Two

[@leoscrymgeour5881]

I should have seen this coming

[@UnknownDmons]

Yea same here

Coming

[@cybernurgle6413]

​@Steve Muller *cyberpunk 2077 music*

[@neroheart34]

Wet? She isn't wet, she's "soaked" for Sidon 😂

[@snowpegasi]

She's the whole fucking ocean for Sidon

[@neroheart34]

@@snowpegasi Bro, you need a Heart just from that alone XD

[@petercooper456]

To be fair Sidon does have that Royal Icthyoid rizz

[@andrewjanes7220]

No one tell her that Sidon is engaged.

[@KeiraSamson]

I WILL

[@andrewjanes7220]

@@KeiraSamson see you at the funeral I guess

[@CP-xb3dr]

Video translation: *Whale noises*

[@MajorMiscreant]

This time in our history will be studied for centuries as they will wonder where it all went wrong.

[@rafaynoman1180]

Watching this without headphones probably wasnt such a good idea.

[@gamerboy7962]

Yona: "Oh hello! I'm Sidon's fiancé: Yona!" Bao: "Oh... 'sup." Bao's lewd mind: "...Kill the feesh."

[@halfmettlealchemist8076]

Bao’s rational mind: “Wait, hold on, there’s no need for violence here! ….Convince Sidon and his wife to have a threesome with you instead.”

[@jayson3788]

Same

[@ronik809]

sharks have two

[@KeiraSamson]

at least sharks have two PARENTS

[@raylenn4444]

​@@jayson3788why kill,when you can share?

[@jayson3788]

Bao perfectly enacts my reaction to when Sidon proposed to me

[@KeiraSamson]

bro… 💀

[@zacbob07]

Yona?

[@Headphonemike]

Where's the clip of Bao finding out that Sidon is engaged?

[@roccotherayquaza2468]

I wonder how she reacted to having Sidon with her during the Water Temple and when he gives you a spirit of himself

[@KeiraSamson]

oh she probably fainted because of fish man who’s already married 💀💀

[@ZoraEpsilon571]

*aggressively switches to camera immediately after given control*

[@puneetmaheshwari]

That happy noise when she moved under him

[@Bem-0]

i AM SO GLAD i wore headphones with that screaming

[@Ashcampbell525]

she noomed

[@varied6902]

Bao out here reenacting The Shape of Water...

[@eraserhead6198]

And here we see the noble whale going absolutely positively feral for this Shark Man.

[@wolfbane7497]

First wolfman, now a fish Man you need help bao

[@TheRealPsychoDevil]

That pool was empty until Bao showed up.

[@elizabethlacy8869]

💀

[@Sperium3000]

Down cataclismic.

[@aili_not_ally]

I love how Bao was just like 'sharks have two' like it would help her case

[@ForemostCrab7]

I love that when the screen went black she immediately got sad.

[@PlusUltra0taku]

I swear Bao reaction was everyone’s reaction because when I saw Sidon for the first time in the game, I scream so loudly that I thought I was going to faint ❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@mr.shgamingguy]

she is just screaming.

[@williamwhittington6038]

This woman went from a fish to a chimp.

[@user-ix1qx4gz3h]

0:02 girl 0:05 gull 0:08 chimp 0:12 scary zombie 0:15 lump in the throat 0:20 Bieber fan 0:24 climax 0:27 an enthusiastic cry turning into a puppy joy

[@WingXCustom]

"Is that a Tidal Wave 🌊 or are you just happy to see me!"

[@jonathanwhitfield4561]

Bao over hitting that "I'm bout to cuuuuuuuuuuh cuuuuuhhhhhuum"

[@SuperMandibleclaw]

it's a good thing that we're in zora's domain

[@2centstudios]

"Water bend me like one of your french girls!" - Bao probably

[@RoachChan]

Going to need extra water for that level of thirst

[@vincentparadis3438]

The pool was empty before she came.

[@Teyloune]

I can respect the fact that she stayed true to herself.

[@JohnDoweMah]

Thank god for headphones.

[@teapottanuki5841]

So she goes from being a shark to a seal in his presence

[@lukeshioshio]

Her microphone is so good holy shit

[@DeusAutemEstInanis]

“Fish are friends, not food.”

[@honorableintent]

Call Betty Crocker cus this bih turned into a Fruit Gusher fr

[@DaniMartVtbr]

There is now a new definition in the Urban Dictionary: Bao Bad.

[@randomtrainerx.3424]

Her thrist is big it created a whole new planet completely made out of water

[@leiarobinson3549]

Just the fangirl scream had me on the floor 😆

[@archdiangelo7930]

All of that squeaking and screaming, that was my reaction when I saw HE MADE A STATUE OF UUUUS AAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@dely9999]

Soooo Bao is the kind of person who the Hs with Sharks are made for XD

[@TLLegend-mt7bp]

Um I think bao gonna be helping herself for years

[@RTM_random]

That's fair

[@raffavino2416]

She's the reason whale sharks exist

[@vergiltheartofpower6616]

Blaidd: "Thank god! I'm free!"

[@guywhomakesjojoreferences3282]

Bao's model look so cute while Bao herself is 😩

[@odisleftpaw5663]

this is the most relatable video ever actually

[@EclipseManz]

I swear, she makes the thirstiest Reddit users look tame

[@datoevans1596]

thank GOD for the existense of earphones :)

[@qthestruggler2715]

Bao’s uterus went into feral mode 👀

[@liamdalemon1525]

Watching people react to Sidon in TOTK is like watching a ticking time bomb!

[@DaddyDownUnder51]

When the feral screaming kicks in and the spray bottle comes out. NO, STOP! THAT BOTTLE IS MAKING IT WORSE!

[@ghastlyglint190]

Thank god I chose to watch this after school

[@dioncaldwell304]

I know right

[@abezth7506]

That moan at the start caught me off guard

[@KeiraSamson]

what has bao brought onto god’s green earth

[@WhiteWolf-io6hr]

Gonna need a warehouse of wet floor signs

[@alenoxplays8448]

He might be prince of the ocean but she is the one and only Pillow Princess

[@TaterCat95]

This auto played for me in public while my phone was connected to my car's audio. Fml im moving to either rhe mountains or the desert where no one knows me

[@S4m4_]

yep Sidon Husbando confirmed i melt for his smile 😁✨

[@KeiraSamson]

what

[@neiacormae9550]

@@KeiraSamson they are beyond saving 😔

[@stiral2943]

I may need a therapist after this😰

[@RedElectrik]

1:29 99% water?! Girl are you even solid right now?

[@YoukuroKageStudios]

I wish I had the same rizz as Sidon does to make a girl scream like 🐳

[@sayakiart]

I believe that we can all agree that there is no one more down bad then bao

[@generaldeadpool3245]

Bao.exe has stopped working

[@SN0BALL_]

Something in this video screams unhealthy obsession

[@brynmoretaylor-kanary2140]

Sidon has Fiance named Yona in Legend of Zelda Tears of the Kingdom

[@nathanielhinz4946]

The Bishie Fishie gets another fan.

[@Givertak3]

Nobody: Bao: GYATTTTT!!!!!!!!!!

[@zeldahyrule3127]

Literally all of us

[@herpderpinson2118]

Wolf husband abandoned. Shark acquired.

[@liszst]

GIRL SAME 😭😭I FEEL U

[@THETexzilla]

Moments before disaster