Barcodes have no MANNERS | Cheesiest Man Alive

[@coulombs465]

creatures of the sea reporting in

[@hermisid]

Hi, im a shrimp

[@champabay4746]

@@hermisidhi shrimp I clam chowder

[@yaboiyosef7640]

Aye aye Captain 🫡

[@DamianSzajnowski]

o7

[@enriquegarciacota3914]

Re-seaving transmission

[@ameribeaner]

Imagine someone getting cheesed and getting soo mad they submit it to IMBA

[@flofifechnas]

I believe it happened before that somebody submitted a game to IODIS where the opponent was Harstem on an alt account but don't quote me on this

[@anjhindul]

@@flofifechnas Yes, it happened, and another one against Reynor I think too! They were awesome!

[@maximk9964]

I love how the Zerg was just, like: "Nope, this human swarm is too much"

[@snek4prez497]

I think our captain forgot to add a GG to the counter on the second game, how dare he!

[@chrismast2790]

8:00 Harstem complaining about people playing as a barcode..... while he himself is playing as a barcode.

[@itspch]

And playing 500+ less MMR than he actually is

[@zubhanwc3]

@@itspch ? iirc, hes actually playing above his normal terran mmr

[@DamianSzajnowski]

Rules for thee... he often complains about either being scouted or not being scouted, depending what he wants to do. Sometimes about both. I assume it's mostly ironic/comedic but who knows.

[@patrickcampbell957]

​@@itspch22:00 bruh he's playing 300+ mmr than normal 😭

[@vlandorrackhum5420]

that's the joke

[@XanderCrews4Prez]

One of my favorite things Harstem says is 10:02 "I definitely think I can."

[@momchilandonov]

6:08 "so he forgets to LEAVE" lmao xD

[@andywilson4789]

Thanks for how often you upload Its amazing always having a new vid to watch before bed on this channel or harstem casts.

[@momchilandonov]

6:08 "so he forgets to LEAVE" lmao xD

[@1Br0cK]

Love Thor all-ins, back in WoL my buddy and I would do Thor+DT all in for 2v2 lol

[@DamianSzajnowski]

That sounds absolutely badass and a major nuisance.

[@ryanlee1541]

I’d love an uncommentated cheesiest man alive warmup compilation video. Watching Harstem failing to create his new build order would be hilarious

[@qing-jaohan8641]

I think you got that with this video lol

[@chloesmith4065]

"eye of the tiger" plays in the background during the montage

[@lvisuara4040]

if u do thor rush u can add a very early ebay for armor on scv, go to +2 armor then pull 8-12 scv with thor and make medivacs, scv heals thor, medivac heals scv and high armor means scv doesn't die. its very strong, plus ebay lets u make missile turrets to stop oracle counterattacks. worker pulls do nothing, stalkers and marines can hardly damage scvs and they have to have at least 2 tanks/immortals to even be a threat. so quick robo wont end the game. and the best part is that it doesn't hit any later than a pure 1 base thor rush.

[@chloesmith4065]

I'm gonna have to try this lmao

[@Supergoon1989]

That fake gas was very nice! Top tier mind games!

[@tommyc4641]

Hey Harstem. Just want to say thank you for your vids. I’ve been struggling with some ill health recently but I’ve found watching your vids entertaining and relaxing. Wish you all success🙂

[@JamieJamPacked]

17:05, "WHATS UP?!" What an alpha.

[@abefernandez6546]

I remember this build. I saw this a few years ago. If he had a few immortals, it would shut down the build, but it is very hard to blind counter this build.

[@weaintfoundsht]

would be cool if you recorded more data with the GG counter--harstem race, opponent race, opponent name, date, time, maybe something about the build. Then we could answer questions like "do barcodes GG less?", and there'd be loads of other interesting trends to look at

[@mentalj1761]

"terran cheeses are brain dead... protoss cheeses really easy to scout" YES, FINALLY. Terran openers in general hard to scout, thanks for understandig poor protoss souls

[@ondrejhabina7163]

With regards, Marauder rusg

[@CmmDmm]

Missed chance to say that ''one more mine, and everything will be fine'

[@general_armstrong]

command center production for attack SCVs is key to any build

[@Daniel-xaogjeyh]

toying with grandmasters... this guy is a Legend...

[@IsleOfView]

I think you forgot to add the gg at 11:24 my man :)

[@supaTortoise]

gotta love the counter intelligence

[@ryanwilson5842]

Lmfao that first game micro tho

[@sdgslkdjhglsdh]

Love the vids, any plans on bringing the greediest man alive back?

[@TpoJioJio47]

12:15 - should be 250/396 gg's

[@Grokmal]

Blizzard should allow an option to enable serif font for player names. That would reveal the barcode players.

Notice how ever since he forgot to gg himself, Harstem doesn't say: "oh, forgot to gg as well" at the end of games quite as often anymore. I'd like him to bring it back, if anything it seems more plausible now.

[@AntiDoctor-cx2jd]

Yeah it's very obvious that terran has the best cheese options. Hits hard, very little downside because you can always float your buildings back.

[@Inbal_Feuchtwanger]

17:13 would it maybe be better to just not stim like 4 times here? I dont play Terran so Im legit asking not criticizing

[@chloesmith4065]

I think it was to dodge the banelings since if your army is already damaged theyre gonna oneshot marines anyway

[@TheZigZiggy]

You shouldn't be able to play as a barcode, says the guy playing as a barcode 🙄

[@DamianSzajnowski]

His point still stands. Would stand more if he didn't as a principle, indeed.

[@general_armstrong]

@@DamianSzajnowskinah. let people play anonymous if they like its not fun for pros to be sniped

[@chir0pter]

Could you combine 2 rax reaper with Viking followup vs Zerg?

[@dyg107]

You can start measuring that statistic from now on (GG % from barcodes vs. non-barcodes).

[@Bhuyakasha]

forgets to leave hahaha

[@sundeath4620]

if harstem is the cheeseman, who is the milkman? who is the better running version?

[@Erebus2075]

GGWP, love these vids ^^

[@TheWalkers789]

59 seconds and 1 view? Bro- *gunshot*

[@thomasgrams9715]

Im trash at the game and have no business complaoning about any of his gameplay, but it never fails to irk me when he pulls the boys and like 80% of them are holding minerals

[@vincentvondoomer3911]

You missed the GG on the three rax game.

[@themargrave]

Unserious question: When your Terran Cheese account gets to 6.6k MMR, does that mean you’ll change to calling yourself a Terran main?

[@tarvoc746]

Idea for Beating Grandmasters With Stupid Stuff: You cheese, but you use cheeses against the wrong race. You do anti-Zerg cheeses against Terran, anti-Toss cheeses against Zerg, etc., and you try to make it work somehow. ...wait, have you done something like that before?

[@DLockholm]

That doesn't sound good at all, the idea is to cheese and win, not cheese and lose every game

[@Pro_Triforcer]

@@DLockholm then it's not Beating Grandmasters With Stupid Stuff, it's just Beating Grandmasters

[@tarvoc746]

@@Pro_Triforcer I guess they got confused because I posted a suggestion for Beating Grandmasters With Stupid Stuff in the comment section of a Cheesiest Man Alive video. I guess not everyone follows both series.

[@Erebus2075]

should just have set in a GLHF at start and GGWP at end off game that always shows up as you saying ^^

[@dannymish573]

Harstem accidentally Manner scanned at the end of the first game lol

[@pazisepaziful]

Regards from Croatia 🇭🇷

[@hickorysocks2628]

Hi Harstem, I’m a gay fan from Canada

[@CarbonFiberPirate]

You have already built up quite a population of no gg data. Adding the bar code metric would be cool, but it would take that much more effort for you. I bet your estimate in the 30-40% additional no gg (hiding behind anonymity) range is probably close.

[@Maxmilian666]

2nd game the Zerg GGd and u didn't update counter.

[@meksh.2329]

Hey coud you Play a Game against Uthermal? Sc Vs Broodwar. Woude be very intresting to Watch

[@vornamenachname594]

I consider gg's patronising and passive aggressive. I don't do it

[@theperfectbalance5482]

8:09 ive been playing this since before starcraft 1 was invented. With warcraft II... i have always been idra rude. I will always be that way, even on a gsl stage just like idra. And dare you mfs to do something about it.

[@momoaa]

(Typed with 2k mmr athritis riddled hands)

[@theperfectbalance5482]

@@momoaa 3600 actually but who gives a fuck. Blizzard has always been broken. And considering you dont even get boners yet... youre grounded.