Salty RAGER Gets Punished by Blizzard And Harstem | Cheesiest Man Alive

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[@HippopotamusPencil]

Harstem is clearly not subhuman, not with those superhuman supply blocks.

[@psychaoticproductions3994]

He's just gaslighting opponents that he can't count, right before Intel Extreme Masters. Huge play

[@roberts.wilson1848]

@@psychaoticproductions3994 that's an iq200 sub human strat LOL

[@plantex625]

Is he smarter than the average human? No. But compared to the average Protoss hes a genius

[@johnsontommyg]

Metahuman

[@user-gf1nj8ip4m]

​@@plantex625wtf man lol

[@Markfr0mCanada]

Harstem: Dumps the plan completely and saves himself with insane micro, "I think my plan is going very well!"

[@eclipseeffigy]

"I think 'subhuman go die' doesn't quite qualify as a gg" 😂 humor dry as a fine aged cheese hahah

[@lodthefraud4993]

Props to Shameless, not only for taking those losses like a champ, but also playing some incredibly engaging SC2. Those last two games had me on the edge of my seat

[@lelouchvibritannia7809]

Harstem’s humor never fails to miss Edit: Lmfao, I meant hit, but I suppose I will leave this typo in here because this is too funny

[@Tuxalonso]

so it always misses? am I missing something?

[@kokokoku4281]

Bruh

[@lelouchvibritannia7809]

@@Tuxalonso i meant hit! Yikes! It looks like 10 people misread that just like I mistyped it XD

[@thomasgrams9715]

I think this has good meme potential

[@chrisR-B]

Clearly not a typo. But a backhanded “joke”. Hit correcting to miss is such an astronomical chance it’s not even funny

[@pamsp]

I love that he is that angry after Harstem uses THE SAME BUILD HE USED BEFORE, but executes better...

[@jd_ska]

Blizzard doesn't punish, they have less than 1 guy working StarCraft 2 community support.

[@NeonTheGreat]

Less than 1 guy, so does it makes him subhuman xD ?

[@mariuszdziem8203]

This guy patches Starcraft, so probably 0.5 human to give bans to all players while idling in Blizzard programming spaces, cubicles ;)

[@Fimbu1vetr]

But Harstem can get people banned cuz he has a connection at Blizz. So barcode person is prolly going byebye

[@whateverppl1229]

if you have bots to report someone, you can get the automated system to ban him. (well mute him) uh... so I've been told

[@owenthailand]

One guy that works on both SC2 and WC3, while occasionally update brood war maps.

[@markluijten4291]

i think it would be called 'superhuman', considering speeds are called subsonic and supersonic for example.

[@Wwillswords]

In marvel comics they call mutants superior humans...

[@abudgie6909]

Übermensch

[@theashenfox]

less than one person? A subhuman then? lol

[@Wwillswords]

@@theashenfox or a dwarf....

[@RubyOlivia90]

I absolutely lost it when you started singing "fly it in fly it out that's what starcraft is all about"

[@zimti7390]

If Harstem joins the Marines would that make him a Submarine? 🤔

[@sakesaurus1706]

ultramarine

[@stevesmith7839]

good one

[@BentusiProgenitors]

He saw what purification nova was about to do to him and wasn't having it.

[@RyanFarnes]

Harstem is so infectiously positive.

[@user-gf1nj8ip4m]

Until you mention oats lol

[@TheCostume]

>Attempt to insult the Captain. >Proceeds to riff it for the rest of the day.

[@Lost7one]

You'd think this is scripted but Harstem is actually just a genius when it comes to comedy, I love this guy lol.

[@Atlan]

I don't play sc2 but I love the commentary and tone of your videos (good editing too) im just glad I'm not trying to be an sc2 content creator because even if I somehow miraculously became a top tier player, I would not in a million years be this funny and entertaining to watch, thanks for doing this!

[@minityper]

Lying in the sun at the pool at the parador in Malaga watching the ocean and listening to Harstem like a pro subhuman 😎, life is great.

[@michailvartholomaios9587]

The "subhuman harstem" song felt suprisingly good :P

[@Alexiuso]

Subhuman could be a referance for him being below most humans. The Netherland is not famous for it's mountains.

[@dustyodyssey]

Man that last game was organized chaos, perfect for the 200th gg

[@Alloran]

congratulations on the 200ggs Captain. The harvester of sorrow continues his work. Also, I wish to cultivate a stable mindset which can absorb the kind of attempts at inflicted emotional damage that Harstem manages. The man has a +10 modifier to will saves.

[@Hurtone]

Harstem getting dangerously close to discussing Ubermensch

[@Gammawatt]

Wonderful video! Thanks for sharing your content Harsty!❤

[@almondbungames584]

I'm sure he meant: Submarine, go dive.

[@CaramelCapptn]

Thanks for the vid Harstem!

[@lolomat6854]

The opposite of course is Nietzsche's Übermensch. If I interpret his texts correctly the cheesiest man alive would qualify.

[@douglasedwards4474]

Dogs, that is the level above human.

[@user-ni8vw4yp2m]

Levels above human: - data scientist - doctor - Serral

[@adrianong360]

Beyond human

[@boorockt]

Hello there fellow data scientist. Let's celebrate our superiority of macro here. 😎

[@christophergaus5886]

cheers to 200 and thanks for a great year, you prohuman.

[@MrMeoow91]

“go die!” is straight from typical Anime’s phrases 😂

[@daryladhityahenry]

IDEA: Fake Canon Rush! The attempt to canon rushing will always fail, but the main goal is making the enemy lost so much time handling the fake canon rush while you still macro ing. So you relentlessly try to make canon, then cancel it. Till one point when they lost so badly on income and just destroy them. IDEA2: Massive Sentry DROP! The goal is to stop mining using force field. Close the path of mining, and they will having a hard time earn money :D:D:D. Hope you read it and can make it come true, I don't know if it can work or not, but if anyone can do it, it's you captain :D:D.

[@CheekyPandaCub]

lol this guy is a natural born troll. Don't ever change harstem :)

[@Saberwulfy]

You know it's a rat mentality when it start verbal struggling over a cheese.

[@ArcadiaCv]

Anyone that lives in a penthouse is above regular humans. Living below the first floor makes you a subhuman, i.e. in mom's basement.

[@michalmichalski4152]

Opposite of "subhuman" is the over-human, overman, Übermensch.

[@celzolsen8988]

The level above human: Übermensch

[@alejandrobadia4835]

Captain, if I may: great singing, once again. On another note: maybe adding hallucinated warp prism into those cheeses? Would be great

[@hipser]

doesn't QUITE qualify. I love your tone. never stop.

[@NeonTheGreat]

So if your opponent lost to a subhuman, what does it make him xd ?

[@Alex-xk9yd]

Subsubhuman

[@rexekim3397]

Hyper-super-subhuman

[@f00dify]

the being greater than a human would be a greaterhuman and when you put a subhuman and a greaterhuman together you get one human.

[@tree_eats]

6 minutes in and I can't stop laughing.

[@Therunner77452]

The level above can be none other than nietzsche’s ubermensch (loosely translated to overhuman)

[@jacekmichalewski4059]

On the contrary u probably fiil the description of Nietzsches Ubermensch (overman?) quite misunderstood by one of his big fans with funny mustache!

[@gamingnarrativesandstories1700]

the opposite of sub is super, so the opposite of a sub human is Harstem, aka Superman

[@twofish777]

Congrats on 200ggs from one subhuman to another.

[@alltat]

I believe "above human head" is called a hat.

[@KumarBendrake]

We don't talk about the Übermensch.

[@Flatscores]

Above is “super”, so superhuman.

[@miza6]

Ocean born hotel and casino. Harstem Speaking

[@chir0pter]

6:25 Bobby Kotick just got fired...maybe this barcode has more pull than you think Hamstern

[@XanderCrews4Prez]

mmmm. I love the idea of Harstem meting out justice on the ladder

[@Astaesteceeacesp]

Opposite of 'sub' prefix is 'super', ie superhuman. Also, could be used on youtube for Superscribe! Or in sub culture, calling out to your super lol

[@BenjaminYoungTwinSimian]

"As an atheist" Thank you for being a stellar example of a decent human being 😊

[@dragon3010lol]

the creature above a human is a demigod.

[@epakai]

The next level is demigod.

[@grigorsamsa6564]

Good evening, friends, family, and subhumans of the sea…

[@isaacfrank6029]

The opposite of the prefix "Sub" is the prefix "Super"

[@Markfr0mCanada]

I'm pretty sure the other direction from subhuman would be superhuman.

[@recklessluck87]

Human paragon would be above human.

[@AHersheyHere]

Imagine getting defeated by an X-man.

[@FinetalPies]

"poof goes the freaking dynamite"

[@rum028]

That's easy - the level above Human is Superhuman. You might know one named Superman :)

[@tree_eats]

Subman just doesn't have the same feeling.

[@sakesaurus1706]

übermensch

[@autochaosyt1160]

Cant shoot if you are dead. Genius.

[@sirgamermore8518]

Harstem, I think it’s time to add a BM counter to you gg no gg counter

[@matth1005]

I believe the correct term is "underhuman"

[@Knowbody42]

Bobby Kotick is no longer in charge of Blizzard.

[@discursion]

Calling someone subhuman when losing is like declaring yourself subsubhuman.

[@davidmuller1554]

well done, that's how I wish I could handle toxicity

[@truthless4720]

Superhuman would be the correct term.

[@egilsjolander779]

level above is a Übermensch

[@andrebrodbeck3883]

There are still 2 gg's missing on the counter, from the last episode.

[@tehguitarque]

new gg pattern: superhuman go live!

[@user-gf1nj8ip4m]

My favorite starcraft player. Harstem is the goat imo

[@EttoreBalderi]

The cheeses possibilties are endless with the three races, that’s crazy. Anyway next vid with reynor?

[@Dismuth]

Gouda video.

[@alfonshasel1995]

Ouch! Afaik gouda is barely considered cheese in the netherlands.

[@eclipseeffigy]

​@@alfonshasel1995it's considered good cheese, but we have such great access to good cheese everywhere in the country that it doesn't stand out imho

[@disconsolator]

To be fair, playing a cheeser with 6600 MMR skill must be very frustrating for a 5700 MMR player

[@SteamPaladin]

cheese is easily defeatable by scouting, counterplaying, and game knowledge. in a word: git gud scrub

[@Tsnafu]

Sub is below, super is above, so it'd be superhuman

[@martinsramek8643]

its insane that its already at over 300 wins, I remember when it was under 100 :D

[@user-mc7xt2ih6i]

above human=superhuman

[@user-nb9pc6ie4z]

Super human of course

[@jermstergaming8780]

Simple thought process. Same opponent Same map Same strategy Same location Should=Same Outcome!

[@Karmolicious]

6:28ish. This video probably wasn't recorded on todays date (29th dec) but Bobby Kotick is actually officially stepping down today. So I think the barcode will remain unmolested for now.

[@mr.mystery9338]

Who is bobby?

[@alfonshasel1995]

So hopefully blizz will start making decent games again in the next couple of years

[@snowdrop9810]

​@@mr.mystery9338 the female employee diddler CEO of activision blizzard.

[@danielbeshers1689]

Plot twist: it was Bobby

[@aloe7794]

Not like he'd do anything in particular about it but whatever

[@IceCreamAustin]

So....what is worse? Being subhuman or being born on a farm? I need answers [15:27]

pooof goes the dynamite

[@simonkonicek1300]

Dogs of course...

[@Ty-bz7zx]

Uber-human ... =))))

[@stevesmith7839]

Above human = uberman, overman,

[@KenjiVdusc]

7:35 - subhuman --> -human --> domhuman, isnt it?

[@andyvisser]

@Harstem, when was GG #1?

[@monkeybusiness673]

"Subhuman", huh?! Well, given that you never fail to greet us "other creatures of the sea", I think I'm okay with that. As a merman myself I tend to live below the humans in terms of altitude anyway 😀

[@enriquegarciacota3914]

Are we human, or are we dancers?

[@joeo6378]

Sur-human Human Sub-human

[@jingxuanwang8674]

Harstem: Says he's atheist. Also Harstem, half a second later: uses Bible phrase.

[@nobody3622]

GG

[@nielsliljedahlchristensen4924]

It's superhuman :)

[@LinkageAX]

I like we can basically use the GG counter to extrapolate what percentage of the SC2 community are salty beaches. ~33%

[@XaviXDJoR]

Petition to count no GG + flaming as two no ggs. They are so rare that they deserved to be count as 2

[@gabrielswanson6145]

Game 1 - Humbly hilarious Game 2 - Quoting Jesus Christ, Lord and Saviour... Harstem is best Kevin. Put Rotti08 #liquidret and Harstem in a room. Ask for Kevin, everyone knows you want Harstem. Imagine telling people you're looking for a Kevin, a Dutch Protoss, and you're thinking it's you. You're so proud they're not asking for Simon... you're about to standup... then they don't mention NASL but instand it's about 2017 and the year of HARSTEM !!~ TaKe and Kaelaris go CRAZY !!~ You're Rotti08... you smile through the pain... you go play poker and X4 more in a day that your sc2 earnings. You question life. To be continued... Dictated not read

[@attractivegd9531]

You are a beautiful human.

[@pedrogomes4538]

yupi I am a subhuman!

[@whateverppl1229]

10:17 I love the idea of harstem making a new account called "subhumanharstem" or "subhumanharsty" etc, and then he finds / makes build with the intent to not only win but make the opponent angry.

[@StrigWilson]

Subhuman Cowboy