Barry Does Glengarry Glen Ross | Barry 1x04

A scene from Chapter Four: Commit...To You
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[@romeocasido5723]

that was the craziest interpretation of that Glengarry scene I've ever scene

[@chippym8316]

@Hermina Hohl For me after 5 minutes I shidid and farted and came!!!!

[@hackpen]

"Let's have Barry do it, he's fucking Jason Bourne!" I laughed so hard at this part

[@Dr_C_Smith]

The way he delivers “Hi, I’m from downtown… I’m from Mitch and Murray” fills me with so much joy.

[@thiskid990]

I love the way he says ‘it’s a set of steak knives’ so excitedly lol

[@Coconutyorkie]

And gene reaction fron that awful perfomance makes it even better 😂

[@emilysiltted]

Remember "acting is truth," "use it," "you don't have to know what child molestation is like, you just have to know what it's like to hurt someone." Bill Hader really hurt someone and he's using it...duh? I mean I wouldn't have even wondered if it wasn't brought up 15 times as what acting is, and then it kinda went nowhere, for Barry, if not Bill Hader? What's "murder"? It's the worst thing Bill Hader ever did to someone. Here's what it might be: "Can you give me ANYTHING?"--Sally to Barry, in that scene that won the Emmy, after he murders his old marine buddy, with the agent in the audience. The biggest literary agent in the world had requested my novel--the real "Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs" from "South Park." The book that makes you puke, that's inexplicably REALLY good. Bill Hader was there, in the "South Park" writer's room. That was a parody of a real book--that's why that episode made no sense, and people still ask Google if it's real, somehow. I had mailed it to the voice of Towelie. I thought I had enough evidence (there's even more, now.) But nobody believed it? Or understood? Or cared? "Guys, this is MY LIFE. I don't want to sue you. It's the coolest thing in the world. Salman Rushdie's agent requested it because this literary genius Stanford neuroscientist basically said 'I think it's like the best thing I've ever read?' like an idiot, like the episode. He's talented, you guys are actually talented, this book is so weird and nobody ever thought it would sell, it means EVERYTHING TO ME. I love you. 'They did a 'South Park' about it' already makes it more relevant to pop culture than 3,000 pieces of shit no one cares about that won literary awards. Can you give me ANYTHING?" Cold. Under orders, like the Macbeth scene from Season 1--"South Park" guys didn't want to get sued or then, have it be known they were dicks like that. Unfortunately for their personal brands, they just can't help themselves: they put everything in the show. From my book, to Bill Hader screaming at Trey Parker about his personal brand, to you feeble-minded cunts who think the TV is talking to me (my name is "Rick"--the season finale of "South Park" was just saying my name as much as possible--the TV is literally talking to me!) Bill Hader felt like he murdered the guy who wrote the real "Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs," which is actually called "Bebe's Tale" (like the "South Park" character,) which is why the character Bebe beat the shit out of Butters' "personal brand" last season. Butters sometimes stood for Bill Hader! They were worried this story would make them look like dicks! But between "Barry" and "South Park," I don't know which series of confessions is more obvious? Scrotie dot Biz in your browser.

[@thiskid990]

@@emilysiltted I’m so lost. Did you mean to reply to a different comment?

[@amieofrain1804]

The way he interprets this scene makes me feel like I’m watching the episode of The Office

[@dufresne1363]

he's so dwight

[@CronoXpono]

Half expecting a look in to camera, right? lol Good lord!!!

[@GraemeGunn]

What the fucking hell are you guys talking about? Nothing about this show evokes "The Office". No one watching this show would ever expect any of the characters to look at the camera. The character "Barry" in this show is absolutely nothing like the character "Dwight" from "The Office". ???????

[@HighSpeedNoDrag]

The Fonz.

[@winstonmarlowe5254]

@@GraemeGunn calm the hell down dude, just because you have tiny and insignificant genitalia is no reason to take it out on others

[@megan7638]

One of the best scenes from this show. Barry’s complete misinterpretation of the monologue had me crying tears of laughter, but then it turned into such a poignant moment that said so much about his character. Hader and Winkler delivered an amazing performance, as always. Thanks for uploading this!

[@51HorseLover]

You’re welcome 😊

[@zackcross7190]

Funny thing is, I can legit see Bill Hader playing the role like it’s supposed to be played.

[@JohnnyEganACTOR]

“…Swab the deck…Peel a potato….” I love this show’s writing SO MUCH!!!

[@insaneapples1559]

...third prize is you're fired - BUT I've worked out something lmao.

[@stephendavis6267]

Yeah, I'm mad that Gene stopped Barry, who was clearly improvising something very interesting there.

[@DrJones20]

@@stephendavis6267 That part is in the script, it's not improvised. Watch the original scene

[@DanSmith-j8y]

@@DrJones20 That part isn't in the script, it is improvised. Watch the original scene.

[@TheUnknownDungeon]

The way he says You son of B*** is hilarious. It's perfect.

[@plus_sign]

you making a nearly identical comment a year apart is pretty amazing as well

[@TheUnknownDungeon]

His delivery of "You son of a bitch" is amazing.

[@circling-girl]

"Let's have Barry do it, he's fuckin' Jason Bourne!" Everything about this show is perfect.

[@mrskribble]

I want to see the full lighthearted version of that monologue.

[@NxDoyle]

There's only so much of it you can make 'light'. The rest of Blake's scene is berating the salesmen and highlighting how much more successful he is and how shit they are.

[@peachdog1193]

@@NxDoyle "Good father? Fuck you, go home play with your kids." Tough to make that light-hearted

[@WXVA9]

@@NxDoyle You'd probably play it as if he's joking.

[@heatherfeather7199]

I love how he runs into the golf wall with a soft “Ow.” 😂

[@LunaZeidner]

"stand right there, clean your room, peel a potato" really hits the spot.

[@Nightband]

The way he says "you son of a bitch" always kills me

[@l1348]

That monologue had me laughing like crazy. I also like the little smile Fuches gives at 3:15 at Barry’s Jason Bourne joke

[@linnycrocus6023]

"You son of a bitch" made me lose it.

[@bencarlson4300]

Damnit, I actually REALLY want to see Hader get angry with that scene, he could easily pull it off

[@rebeccawest1912]

After seeing this, I had to see the original clip then watch this again and I died! 😄😄🤣🤣

[@Justatoy26]

I watched this episode twice but I just watched this scene from Glengarry, and I appreciate this scene from Barry 10x more🤣

[@pastapirate]

Ironically, this isn't too far off from how many bosses behave today. Whether delivering you good or bad news, they do it with that uncanny happiness where it just ends up making you feel like you're being talked down to.

[@ClarenceJBoddicker1987]

I totally agree. He sounds like 75 percent of the bosses I have had from 2013 onwards.

[@jeremyatwood5166]

This is so true!

[@steph13326ify]

I love this interpretation! Why do a role the way every one else would do it? Change it up, make it your own!

[@theod2800]

i love u henry winkler, i love this scene, too good!!

[@reign.of.giselle]

bill's using his iconic snl gameshow host character(but less unhinged)😂

[@yanniklemm4108]

"He's fucking Jason Bourne"😂

[@Powdaburn]

I thought the lighthearted version would have been a really interesting approach to that role.

[@el34glo59]

Lol

[@patmaloney5735]

God i love bill hader the end there is gold

[@doraveronika]

My favorite part is when he walks away angrily and hits his hip and lets out a quiet "ow" in the end

[@Calicocutpants]

He sounds like every corporate person trying to get their employees to reach a certain sales quota, really trying to get people excited about an awful prize 🤣.

[@charlesd.vane2121]

This scene this monologue was amazing both funny and great acting,when Barry confronts Fuchees made laugh so hard I had to rewatch it several times ,and the flip at the end lmao...I love this show thanks for uploading this scene

[@walkingcubkid]

I cannot WAIT to see what happens in season 3! The suspense is killing me! 😭 lol

[@DJ-wl5qo]

This is exactly how someone would’ve performed this speech in my old high school drama class

[@zackmooretalks]

I started watching Barry last night and this scene had me in tears. GGR is one of my all-time favorites, and this interpretation was fucking gold lol. Loving this show.

[@darkmikerises]

The way the guy raises his hand about the steak knives 😂

[@4everspace]

"Tits to donuts" LMAO 🤣

[@montecristo1845]

Fun fact: this monologue was not originally in the stage play. I believe David Mamet wrote it in for the film version with Alec Baldwin in mind. Bill Hader’s performance is hilarious.

[@travishipkens1465]

Yeah and he couldn't put it in the play because he already won the Pulitzer prize for it like a decade earlier

[@montecristo1845]

Right. Those Pulitzer people are very strict about retcon.

[@Dr_C_Smith]

That’s why Henry Winkler’s character specifies this comes from the film.

[@lordaleksandre]

@@montecristo1845 😂

[@tb7667]

Irony is, it is really great acting.

[@alwayswiththenames]

He acted his interpretation really well

[@keithpatrick156]

This scene and the stash house raid are my favorites from season 1. I really do find the interpretation to be naively brilliant.

[@Kevinschart]

So what you got here is not the glengarry monologue. But you got a new updated monologue, applicable to actors and not salesmen. Very meta, and Winkler did a really good job.

[@doraveronika]

Barry is such an amazing character, one of the best tv show characters I've ever seen.

[@bradye21playsIndieHorror]

I know this is a joke, but no one else could possibly do that scene justice ever again. Even the original actors re-enacting it. It's that good.

[@Meta-Drew]

This was cracking me up so much, I didn't want the monologue to end, he was just really getting into character

[@DarthYodaJammin]

3:22 "Ow."

[@HarperNguyen]

When a male actor gets to choose any monologue to perform

[@PoseidonKross2009]

Lol that teacher is rough... I need him.

[@MrHartApart]

the bright eyes during the bird throw... genius.

[@MamadNobari]

Bro I just finished watching the movie for the first time and I didn't even remember Barry did that and I'm dying of laughter now that I get the joke💀

[@lambrosk3790]

This is the bravest performance of Don Giovanni I’ve ever seen !!

[@DanSmith-j8y]

You think that second prize is a piece of shit, but then you hear third prize and you're like "Whoa, maybe I was a bit hasty there..."

[@marthflores3515]

HE`S FUCKEN JASON BOURNE HAHAHAHA

[@WXVA9]

Bumping into the little stanchion thing is so good

[@lnfreeman]

Something tells me this monologue has been a bit Hader's had in his back pocket a long time

[@megandoran6286]

Bill hader could straighten my scoliosis 🔥👀

[@oliviamcqueen3355]

I don't care what needs to happen but Bill Hader must be protected at all costs. Like, I'm talking around the clock secret service shit. He can't ever get sick, hurt, rejected-nothing. We must treat him like the Hope Diamond; The Sphinx; Stonehenge; whatever else is not replaceable. He is one-of-a-kind and he needs to be valued as such. Yes, I'm in love with Bill Hader but, I'm right, aren't I? #billhadershouldbecloned

[@winstonmarlowe5254]

creepy

[@cariboubearmalachy1174]

I love how Winkler gives advice exactly like Alec Baldwin in GG.

[@kanaristorm]

The only other way to interpret this scene and it's brilliant

[@adamkane4217]

Could you put that coffee down?

[@thebossman60]

Starting with tonight's sit left out.

[@ClarenceJBoddicker1987]

He sounds like 75 percent of the bosses I have had from 2013 onwards.

[@carlosrvra]

Now that I've only JUST seen the GGGR Baldwin scene they're referencing (I know, I'm a terrible person), THIS scene is so much more enjoyable :D

[@MDK2_Radio]

I forgot that thise segues into him telling Fuches to fuck off. Goddamn comedy gold, with Fuches just nudging the paper off the tee box as if it were a candy wrapper that had blown there.

[@Sarah.Riedel]

Third prize is you're fired 😂

[@stevenspearman5697]

Scenes like this feel strange after watching the finale!

[@fenriswolf20]

This might be the funniest thing to ever grace T.V

[@ponyoutube3301]

Tts to donuts...LOL

[@egett]

Gene's speach is kinda like Blake's in GGG eventually.

[@rach2519]

This is a totally accurate read for retail

[@micperez819]

If you have never seen Glengarry GlenRoss then you don't get the joke

[@JuiceJive]

Gaaaatoraaaade.

[@heatherfeather7199]

H2O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@palmerlp]

Now I want to see Henry Winkler in “Glengarry Glen Ross.”

[@raw_dah]

"A human doormat?" It touched me, because I spent 21 years of my life being a people pleaser, first my mother, then friends and cousins, then roommates and crushes and then I isolated myself because I never felt or don't know how to be assertive and feel self respect,

[@edselgreaves6503]

Are you me? That's literally my life story. I started isolating in 2017 just before my 30th birthday, and this year I finally got help from an excellent therapist, who is helping me recognize my trauma freeze response.

[@onrubywings]

I desperately want to see him do the real version

[@kevinambrocio08]

Is there a season 1 DVD on sell yet? Got hooked watching these clips.

[@sinematographynaction]

Barry jumping 🐋🦈🦈🐋

[@oscarsanderson7622]

3:23 wasn’t improvised and I love it

[@chairde]

There is so much going on in this scene. So many clueless characters and one really dangerous one. Barry is bad at everything but being a hit man. The girl who gets emotional and wants to hold hands. But the other girl is not into it at all.

[@nuz5]

The envelope moved between camera shots at 3:26...

[@clydelogan4978]

fuches moved the envelope with his golf club

[@nuz5]

@@clydelogan4978 Was talking about before that, genius...

[@paulg903]

Alec Baldwin face palm slaps and shakes his head

[@EyeMixMusic]

Who else was expecting Hader to pull out his Pacino? Actually wait, let me rephrase that...

[@jamesbarker9895]

The contrast between this and Alec Baldwin's unbelievably disrespectful rant is gold.

[@SupremacySinema]

I know that the point of this scene is that Barry got it wrong but after a couple of my experiences in the work force, this total works as a 2020’s reinterpretation. The smug insincere “politeness” permeates current year work spaces.

[@hihowareyouthen]

Glengarry. Glen. Ross.

[@Coconutyorkie]

I forgot how hilarious this scene was! 😂😂😂 that was the most inaccurate perfomance from that brillant film

[@ShakespeareCafe]

Barry drove a Hyundai to get to acting class

[@stevegovea1]

I seriously thought Barry was going to be very aggressive when reading the lines.

[@slayerduval1]

Holy shit, that's funny! Such a great play to choose to misread because Alec Baldwin's performance is so iconic.

[@illuminate5]

love it

[@Conan_the_Based]

Fun Fact : The Alec Baldwin bit isn't in the original screenplay. That was a movie addition.

[@PidgeMidge]

3:19 :)

[@claudiasolomon1123]

OK, I figured this out. Barry is a space alien. My one question is, why is an acting class letting a space alien into their classroom?? He doesn't understand our ways, so how could they ever believe he could be good at an art form that is solely about human experiences??

[@johnnyw525]

Back when the show was amazing. What happened in season 4? :(

[@AgentQQ8]

I know this is supposed to be a parody (of a parody), but I'd work for that guy. In crazy times, sometimes the crazy guy starts makin' sense. It makes me interested in the build quality of those steak knives. Some of my knives have really solid workmanship; the blade and the handle are all in one piece. While my cleaver is this flimsy, bent, two piece plastic aluminum deal that is *f#$ed. Up.* The 1983 & 1992 Cadillac Eldorados are just ghastly to behold with really sh&tty gas mileage.

[@smatchimo645]

you'd be perfect for amway.

[@smatchimo645]

most of your reply was deleted, i think it got posted multiple times. but they approached me recently too. My mom used to sell for them in the 90's, the only thing I thought was really strange was how cloak and dagger they were about saying the word "amway," for as many good products they have, it's sad they have to hide from the name which I suppose has negative connotations tied to it.

[@cariboubearmalachy1174]

I wish we could see the whole monologue

[@CokeJimbo]

I’ve never seen that Gary thing, how bad was Barry’s interpretation?

[@CokeJimbo]

Never mind I’ve just watched the scene LMAO

[@cariboubearmalachy1174]

Does Barry keep a diary in this show?

[@jp93309]

Damn great performance from these two. You’d have to reference Glengarry Glen Ross to know for sure how shitty Barry did it. But Barry was totally awful. Great acting by Bill Hader not to go into his bag of impressions. Henry Winkler always amazes, especially how he leans into over-emphasizing certain words like a has-been-actor-turned-acting coach would. Like if he doesn’t play up his disappointment with Barry, how’s the class going to learn it and fear his critiques?

[@truthof7382]

Funny thing, this scene wasn’t in the play. It was written into the movie for Alec Baldwin.

[@122jaw]

Not in the play.

[@donemigholzjr.7344]

Bo

[@baller4621]

Fuches has an iron in his hand but his ball is teed up. Dude sucks at golf

[@Football__Junkie]

I would crush this scene if I ever acted. I’m good at yelling at people and humiliating them

[@Aname550]

Wowww you're soooooo cool

[@winstonmarlowe5254]

People would have to take you seriously in the first place in order for you to "humiliate" them.