I don't sit up at night missing my ex-boyfriend, I sit up late at night missing old barshens.
@Ste88882 жыл бұрын
And rewatching them before going to sleep….chuckling
@alkestos2 жыл бұрын
Saaame. Although I have never had a boyfriend. But yeeaah, same!
@thephoenixsystem67652 жыл бұрын
We must amass and... I dunno, do a petition or something
@immortalslayer902 жыл бұрын
Same. Me and Barshens weren't together long, but we made memories that will last forever.
@rebeccah3091 Жыл бұрын
Same. Single for life but wishing for more Barshens
@glyph18696 жыл бұрын
Eli just loudly and more aggressively reiterating the nonsense answer of "FLATTENED BANANA CAKE!" with crazy eyes is the best.
@samholdsworth420 Жыл бұрын
Shifty* 👀 His magician ship is shifty as well
@drmegaman6 жыл бұрын
Give Barry a SpeedKnob card in every game from now on and I guarantee you he'll use it in the weirdest and most entertaining ways possible
@RattPoison804 жыл бұрын
Wtfs a speedknob card
@marah48474 жыл бұрын
RattPoison80 were you just not watching for half the video
@TheHutchy013 жыл бұрын
Barry entering the lottery and stapling a speedknob to his lottery ticket
@KlyeKlyeKlye6 жыл бұрын
When Barry eventually gets around to releasing his own "My Virgin Kitchen: Kitchen Gadget Kit" it better come with the Wankerchief™ and the Sausage Warmer™
@somewhatmesmerized6 жыл бұрын
Comes also with a copy of his acclaimed cookbook, "My Random Fleshlight"
@antster19836 жыл бұрын
You get a Speedknob card absolutely free!
@BritishAdam6 жыл бұрын
I'm just loving how now you have a well earning Patreon, you give zero shits about making family friendly content and youtube adverts. Good. Good, this is good. Continue!
@alisniper7976 жыл бұрын
well earning mate, had to be that guy
@BritishAdam6 жыл бұрын
i was still watching the video and didn't bother checking before hitting reply ;__;
@jonmahashintina6 жыл бұрын
youtube could still be like 'youre using our service so you must have our ads' like what they did to blender recently
@kevinm59405 жыл бұрын
Today on 'comments that didn't age very well'...
@lividsphincter40986 жыл бұрын
Goddamnit wankerchief is the funniest thing I've ever heard.
@MrScotttraynor6 жыл бұрын
the stem and the pollinator?
@joannegray51386 жыл бұрын
There's another video his wife and kids will never get to see, lol.
@jezkyle22566 жыл бұрын
#wankerchief
@ge27196 жыл бұрын
Is wankerChief replacing AIIIIIIDDDDDSSSSS?
@AsymptoteInverse6 жыл бұрын
Eli's little song and dance at 7:32 pleases me, and I'm not really sure why.
@cheekbonestrenchcoat6 жыл бұрын
- Paul running around behind the rest of the cast - The Wankercheif. - Chris on Camera - Chris's face when the bunny flask was discussed in detail - The many and varied ways that it was a sex toy (the Chinese finger trap for a man and a lady was my fav) - "I reviewed it as a hot dog cooker" - Ryan's face at the end as he stared down the camera
@dragonmac12346 жыл бұрын
To me this is better than last weeks video, I guess my humour level is wank jokes. The look on Chris's face when the guys were talking about the Rabbit thermos flask was priceless :D
@Larry_Diamond6 жыл бұрын
Mark Caswell last weeks was the first time i havent enjoyed a barshens
@koenvandamme69016 жыл бұрын
You can see her question the choices that led her to being in that moment.
@NewtsOnAcid6 жыл бұрын
Really glad Chris is back. Her voice is soothing and provides a cool shadow underneath the raging inferno that is the rest of the crew.
@SympleSymon6 жыл бұрын
Lol, Chris looked beautifully bemused and aghast as the guys went on their depraved HelloDream rants, bless her 😂😂
@TwodeeTwodimensional6 жыл бұрын
#cousindanwasrobbedbyuniversalstudios
@imafraidofkoalabears6 жыл бұрын
Chris makes a good addition to the on screen gang!
@youreverydaynobody6 жыл бұрын
8:39, the face Barry's agent makes whenever he watches a new Barshens video.
@polishenglish83566 жыл бұрын
Wankerchief was the best! :D Barry should immediately patent that for it is pure gold and a must have for all the wankers out there! :D
@Redhotsmasher6 жыл бұрын
Polish English Patent it and bring it to Dragon's Den for an investment LOL
@antisocial-gamer72936 жыл бұрын
Polish English www.amazon.co.uk/The-Wankerchief-WANK-01-Deluxe/dp/B00Q7DQR9W I'm afraid it already exists. Think the description of it would be good for a #sharticle
@georgethakur5 жыл бұрын
You post so many smiley faces on these comment sections, I actually kinda want to get to know you. You sound like a cool guy.
@luciewilson316 жыл бұрын
Love hearing Pauls wee giggle from behind the camera 😂💛
@PixelSprixie6 жыл бұрын
This is hysterically funny, I had to pause many times to stop to laugh. xP the fact Barry was so confident that the barber neckerchief thingy was something totally different was too much for me. Ryan's face at the end was a picture to remember.
@cosmicjenny45086 жыл бұрын
Barry explaining what a WankerChief(TM) is is the best thing ever.
@MrAppleSalad5 жыл бұрын
"you put one yoplait in that and you're done!" "DO NOT. PUT YOUR YOGURT. IN THAT!!!"
@NuclearArcticFox6 жыл бұрын
Yay! We need more Chris in Barshens. She's awesome.
@23Scadu6 жыл бұрын
Chris is just delightful.
@Battledongus6 жыл бұрын
lol the shell shocked look on Chris at 8:40 was just hilarious!
@jonbeef6 жыл бұрын
the look dan gives the camera at the end speaks volumes
@oneofmanyjames-es16436 жыл бұрын
1:00 I see where my Patreon money went.
@CK-ceekay6 жыл бұрын
Optimus Princeps Bob Boblington But where does all the money actually go? Besides studio time and equipment
@Aevilbeast6 жыл бұрын
Probably, fare to get there and back as from what I understand they don't live in the same area as the studio is, food, modular toys, and hopefully there's enough for them to get something out of it as they definitely deserve it for all the awesome entertainment they provide us!
@MudSluggerBP4 жыл бұрын
I love the cadence of Chris’s voice ❤️
@mrchew3486 жыл бұрын
A classic Barshens video that will surely go down in history. This is what I subscribed for!
@AndyLundell6 жыл бұрын
Cousin Dan is really good at looking crestfallen. Barshens should be taking more advantage of that.
@jsb82616 жыл бұрын
This was absolutely amazing. There must be a part two.
@riot_cats Жыл бұрын
"...agitating their stem" is an amazing phrase. Thank you, Barry, for always being willing to be the pioneer
@polishenglish83566 жыл бұрын
A great quiz and a lot of perverted banter...that is why I have subscribed to Barshens!
@randolphclarke46746 жыл бұрын
Polish English when can you start cleaning my toilet mate
@BobMonkeypimp6 жыл бұрын
Ran Clarke Just lick it clean like you usually do.
@NoFormalTraining6 жыл бұрын
It keeps you coming back for more?
@VinceR30003 жыл бұрын
one of my all time favorite episodes!
@SDNimm5435 жыл бұрын
Them going all in on the flask was the best thing I've ever seen.
@unixfreak6 жыл бұрын
Wow, that intro, cousin dan always cracks me up hahahah!
@JessycaLunawoona6 жыл бұрын
We must get another one of these. This was hilarious, the Wankerchief has to be the best thing I've ever heard.
@cheekbonestrenchcoat6 жыл бұрын
Ryan's deadpan delivery of "I wish to go on the Jurassic Park ride at Universal Studios" though
@swanningabout4 жыл бұрын
Yes?
@wretchedslippage32554 жыл бұрын
Barry on Barhshens: Heinous Misogynist. Barry on Barry's channel: Wholesome man.
@acidhelm6 жыл бұрын
8:38 Poor Chris got traumatized by the guys' answers.
@TylerAtlasRay2 жыл бұрын
FLATTENED BANANA CAKE!
@MrglMrgl6 жыл бұрын
7:30 The Crazy World of Eli Brown - Fizz
@LIUKANG026 жыл бұрын
8:43 the moment she knew...she had lost her will
@ChrisRyot Жыл бұрын
Everyone being all sophisticated about the object. Barry: 8:38
@mjc09616 жыл бұрын
"I think that's a wankerchief!" - Barry Lewis, 2018 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@jonothanthrace15306 жыл бұрын
The closeups on Chris's face, my god.
@StevenS7576 жыл бұрын
More exasperated Chris dealing with the rest of the blokes.
@anxietyreliefcentral6 жыл бұрын
Never would have guessed Ryan's wish.
@IntendedPun6 жыл бұрын
Protip for editors in the future: Put subtitles for Paul behind the camera, he's always a lot quieter than the rest. Or just give the background members a mic too.
@bendubu6 жыл бұрын
Love Chris, what a great quiz ✌🏼
@gunfuego6 жыл бұрын
Seriously underrated channel................
@ask51186 жыл бұрын
I love the entire Barshens crew so much
@Josheroo6 жыл бұрын
More of this please. This is the type of Barshens I love :D
@chisaunphong0096 жыл бұрын
Chris should def get more screen time if the tropic is perversion related XD
@ZoahPorre6 жыл бұрын
The "no entry" sign bit on the sex toy is from Wishes very hard stance against sexual images on the site, which is hilarious because you can buy all sorts of pretty high quality nude anime statues and whatnot.
@_Piers_6 жыл бұрын
Well it's not really anything to do with Wish, I doubt any of the pictures were made for them...all the sellers just use the same photos and info they also have on AliExpress. The Chinese government doesn't approve of adult content. It's very frequently ignored on AliExpress as well.
@CELTBEAR10776 жыл бұрын
This episode is pure gold. Change my mind.
@somewhatmesmerized6 жыл бұрын
This week on Barshens, Chris has an existential crisis....
@Divinorumification6 жыл бұрын
Awesome quiz. Do more of these.
@friedchicken2976 жыл бұрын
Good will to voles ehhhh Stuart? I think Vinny the Vole would like to have some words.
@thomasjenkins75066 жыл бұрын
YOUR FAULT
@GmodPlusWoW5 жыл бұрын
*YOUR GOOD WILL HAS DOOMED VINNY*
@karlibell226 жыл бұрын
That was absolutely hilarious, please do this game again
@smittzero84636 жыл бұрын
We need more of these quizzes. I bet by next week, you'll be able to find a wankerchief on Wish.
@lmpst79156 жыл бұрын
Also what about stonk or stink. Barry picks 6 topics, 3 he likes and 3 he doesnt. He has to claim neutrality on both and you guess what he actually thinks
@Tpavra5 жыл бұрын
I do miss the old Barshens :(
@DomIstKrieg6 жыл бұрын
That sex toy conversation was the funniest thing i have seen in a long time.
@stephaniejames27846 жыл бұрын
Excellent episode! I love her quiz :D
@georgeh50756 жыл бұрын
I want to go on the Jurassic Park ride now.
@Autumn_Actually6 жыл бұрын
Always off to a good start to my Friday when I have a Barshens video!
@TheHutchy013 жыл бұрын
I'm starting to think Mr. Lewis and Dr. Ashen didn't meet through food but a Referral.
@pickleadaykeepsthedoctoraway6 жыл бұрын
Someone used my email address to order from wish (I checked statements, it was just my email). They ordered SKULL AND CROSS BONE CUFF LINKS for a wedding. I almost died laughing, and they kept pestering me with updates on the order. I hope Patrick likes his skull and cross bone cuff links for I think .99 cents. Also wish shouldn't put so much revealing info into emails. Made me not want to use wish, ever.
@reececowell66426 жыл бұрын
more of this
@richardpike98816 жыл бұрын
This weeks Patreon donations are going towards counselling for Chris!
@plapbandit6 жыл бұрын
Dan was robbed. By Universal Studios
@cameroncameron25816 жыл бұрын
funniest thing ive watched on youtube in a while
@R1GHTS1DE6 жыл бұрын
cousin dan really wants that ride
@AstAMoore6 жыл бұрын
A rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle? I know what it’s used for.
@TheHutchy013 жыл бұрын
Eli's got a hot lhassi with its name on it.
@Bozzyplays6 жыл бұрын
Im worried about the 42C body temperature they put on the masturbator...
@chloejessica60136 жыл бұрын
Bozzy Plays! I thought the same thing. Body temperature is 37 C so that seems like it would be uncomfortable at the very least.
@drunkenhobo80206 жыл бұрын
Yeah I'm pretty sure that's near-fatal body temperature. Maybe it's for people who have a malaria fetish?
@23Scadu6 жыл бұрын
Some like it hot.
@spooky67036 жыл бұрын
42C is high enough to cause brain damage.
@23Scadu6 жыл бұрын
Spooky Is that where you keep your brain?
@Enbious6 жыл бұрын
Poor Cousin Dan; things are not going his way.
@caxzrockz6 жыл бұрын
more video need Chris
@andkrs86 жыл бұрын
8:39 it was at this moment that Chris regretted everything
@QtheWhatever6 жыл бұрын
You guys seriously need to patent the Wankerchief because that's a genius idea.
@jonmahashintina6 жыл бұрын
its called a sock.
@therunawaykid65235 жыл бұрын
Imagine someone going on dragons den with the wankerchief 😂
@genevam49436 жыл бұрын
Best episode yet!
@theonlyenicfanever53466 жыл бұрын
Heck yeah, a new Barshens
@bogden6153 Жыл бұрын
This is brilliant ❤ watching Chris realise the men she works with 🤣🤣
@Dizrupta6 жыл бұрын
The Wank-it Blanket
@rustypickle11566 жыл бұрын
The Jack-It Jacket
@minski766 жыл бұрын
0:22 Continuity!
@TheGlitched64Reads26 жыл бұрын
Barshens taking on wish dot com. This can be nothing but amazing. Edit: I was right. I already want a sequel to this
@antster19836 жыл бұрын
And Chris has to host again.
@TheGlitched64Reads26 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah, no doubt
@dcflake56456 жыл бұрын
#barrywaswankerchiefed
@twocvbloke6 жыл бұрын
I feel sorry for Mrs. Barry knowing what Barry must get up to behind the behind the scenes....... :P
@RoobehTunes6 жыл бұрын
8:25 -My career's running on this kind of punchline- My _naughty boy_ face.
@couldntmixapotnoodle3 жыл бұрын
Who let Barry loose with a "speednob" card?
@Blgvids6 жыл бұрын
Great quiz!!
@cherrie1786 жыл бұрын
Love you guys!
@Lynch___6 жыл бұрын
chris is the hila klein of barshens.
@fleacythesheepgirl6 жыл бұрын
I feel your pain Dan. I wanted to go to the wizarding world of harry potter in universal studios since it opened like 8 years ago. Honestly I just figured I would have a family by now but guess I gotta bite the bullet and be a weirdo oldster going to a kids theme park alone XD
@TediI476 жыл бұрын
That's a device for storing hot liquid alright.
@freshfishonly6 жыл бұрын
more of this please
@Exowave16 жыл бұрын
also I'm really glad to see chris doing something after seeing her in the barsens got talent episode, love when she's on!
@zendell376 жыл бұрын
Poor cousin Dan...at least he's good at keeping a straight face.
@user-st7rq3sn7v6 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry Eli..... I have a thermos in that shape..... you're no longer allowed in my house for the safety of it.....
@aqua-b7r6 жыл бұрын
Whenever a new barshens is uploaded I get one of my organs back
@RoobehTunes6 жыл бұрын
Great episode team!
@acex2226 жыл бұрын
I have a tenga collection, glad to hear Eli shout them out. #WankGang