Barstool Pizza Review - Nunzio's Pizzeria (Long Branch, NJ)

[@Sirch100precent]

Snookie didn't give a fuck about the score.. everybody knows she's a legend.

[@braddavis419]

What a great lady! One of those great ol Italian Jersey girls who just does her thing! Just love it!

[@Maximustrengthonor]

Don’t usually comment or like anything when reading through the section .... but nailed that one .

[@skimask5049]

she already knows its amazing lol

[@hownoto1212]

It’s cuz I think even after the fact they told her who he was she was still lost lol. And probably didn’t know that Dave scores it at the end

[@jamesyt9]

Snooker is my grandma she is so nice and love her so much

[@moddkilla]

Dave walking through the restaurant shaking hands on the way to the kitchen is like a scene out of good fellas hahha

[@Appaddict01]

Jason S Am I a clown to you.

[@rejectionistmanifesto8836]

The old man appreciated him after finding out Dave Portnoy support small business independent pizzerias and dislike all big business chain pizzerias.

[@michaelgutman4910]

Honest to God, with Paul Sorvino sitting at the table.

[@DerFroschsCrackedEgg]

Haha* fixed it for you.

[@bdwilcox]

@@michaelgutman4910 So true. I was expecting him to be sitting at the table, slicing garlic with a razor blade.

[@justinm.436]

One pizza review at a mob joint, everybody knows the rules.

[@seanmurphy2302]

What are they odds he took the Celtics for a dime from that guy,? Ohhhhh

[@wagsk1]

And cash only

[@josephrusso9701]

He was like Henry Hill walking through that place

[@krzysztofbosko9755]

one shaky cameraman everybody knows spiders getting whacked

[@scbs7768]

Dude I almost spit out my drink reading this

[@mrblackops789]

I feel like Dave was going for 8.7 but didn’t want to give the bystander guy who said it’s a 8.7 the satisfaction so he went 8.6

[@gregpst77]

"You don't tell me, I tell you"....

[@trystdodge6177]

I thought the exact same thing.

[@bori1986]

Everyone knows the rules

[@bradtippa7523]

True, but what is the difference between 8.4, 8.5, 8.6 etc… It is the number he comes ip with in in his head at that point in time that is in the ballpark of what he thinks. His absolute certainty on miniscule score differences is what makes his videos popular, even though he would later second guess most of them off camera.

[@KSSBG]

😂😂 Same

[@JDP-k2j]

One 75 year old that Dave “would still go for” everybody knows Dave likes GILFS

[@starkparker16]

Grannies need love, everybody knows the rules.

[@monkeygraborange]

I’m just trying to figure out when my mother started serving pizza in New Jersey?

[@tribeard5424]

With Dave's small shoulders and weird pecs, thats all he can get

[@marieross1561]

Duh.

[@elmentado9231]

@@starkparker16 LMAO 🤣

[@Bergerac82]

People love to bash on NJ, but everyone seems ridiculously friendly and happy. Way fucking nicer than people in NYC.

[@wendysanderson1435]

Jersey people are mostly nice, just asshole drivers.

[@kelvin4941]

Awesome people but super aggressive drivers lmao

[@MrModmustang]

Stay the fuck out of the left lane everybody in Jersey knows the rules.

[@alexanderedwards4617]

Came here to comment on the state of Jersey drivers but pleased to see I've been beaten to the punch.

[@MyStupidYoutubeHandle]

@@wendysanderson1435 no it’s the out of state bennys and Sunday strollers who drive like assholes. People got places to be ya know

[@OfficialRedTeamReview]

4pm to 8:30pm? what the hell? You know whatever they got has gotta be good when they don't need to be open all day.

[@lawrenceshdow]

Hell yeah.. Theres an italian spot by me opens at midnight. Closes at 4 AM... Best bread ive ever had. Best pasta. Almost the best pizza. When they're open; people file in and out buying gallons of sauce. Only people running it is an old lady cooking; her son seating people and taking orders. And some guy that sits outside smoking cigarettes between deliveries. 😂 Truly is an awesome spot. Im not a night owl. But I stayed up for this place many times.

[@DFrost25]

@@lawrenceshdow what’s it called?

[@Dark_Vengeance]

Either that or they aren't worried about how much pizza is actually sold 🇮🇹🍝🔫

[@timweb1510]

Old people running the place like a hobby. The pig govt collecting all the taxes is the only winner

[@zackamanda9799]

After Dave's 8.6 score , I think they will need to change there hours

[@meiguoren66]

I grew up in Elizabeth. This is basically every interaction you have.

[@mariopetruccelli7089]

E town concrete.

[@syksyd17]

Beautiful

[@MeMeow666]

Sorry to hear that

[@americannightmare2109]

We are all very proud that you grew up somewhere

[@hoyit]

@@americannightmare2109 We’re all very proud you were a dick for no reason on KZbin 👏

[@ATMfromNJ]

The OG Snooki! Fond memories of her bringing the best of pies to our tables when I was a little boy... back when she had long black hair past her lower back. We called her "the nice lady with long hair!" Nunzio's #1 baby!!!

[@jimduggan8962]

very creative nickname

[@tyrone3985]

@@jimduggan8962 LMAO

[@ATMfromNJ]

@@jimduggan8962 one bite, you know

[@user-pq6mr6op3p]

Whatever you never been to this place.

[@ATMfromNJ]

@@user-pq6mr6op3p LOL! Living up to the name. Get a job Spicoli! Born round the block at Monmouth MC and still knocking back Nunzio slices. Tuzzios across the street is classic too!

[@bill2181]

Goin to grannies later and not for the pizza, everyone knows the rules.

[@phylazen5649]

she can get it fr

[@tonybrenner6577]

He will still be having pie everyone knows the rules

[@tuckersmoak6632]

granny pretty cute tho aint gonna lie. would slay for 75yrs old kek

[@snyper105]

Lmao

[@doctorm3518]

YALL NEED JESUSSSSSS

[@DiggyDax92]

This is hands down one of my favorite reviews. I feel like I could picture myself in Dave’s shoes just meeting all these new people. The vibes really lent to the score I feel. It shows and I love that.

[@thaddeusk4230]

that's because Long Branch, and all of the northshore is REAL

[@flookie6283]

You hear the way she says “well let me get you a plate at least?” That’s how you know she cares. Treats me like family. I bet she’s that way with every customer. That’s the type of person you want making your food. Made with love.

[@kyleferreira5032]

she fucking is i miss her they just sold it :(

[@Ronnie_Kn]

That Gilf is what dreams are made of sonny. Everybody knows the rules

[@johnnydeleon8210]

I've never been so attracted to a 70 year old woman, complete smoke show

[@rawsondenna6329]

@@johnnydeleon8210 with a mask on no less

[@langer_5180]

I never realized how much he looks like Sonny lol

[@Ronnie_Kn]

@@langer_5180 Lmao

[@drunkroku4054]

She really is a GILF, mamma mia! That's a spicy meatball!

[@theonlydjtopcat]

One Jersey GILF who still has a hot rod bod at 75, everyone knows Dave is going to make Debbie and Silvana jealous!

[@bobbygzzz7116]

I thought she was about 55 yrs old..

[@danielw8620]

you can honestly tell she was a 10/10 when she was younger 100%

[@airgunfun4248]

I was figuring she was maybe late 50's and thinking I'd take a run at that

[@bigern_]

“Whatever, I’ll take it” Dave wants more than pizza everybody knows the rules.

[@booooo-urns]

That’s right Big Ern

[@chimoneko115]

"I wanna see what the inside looks like"

[@onewizzard]

moist meter detected

[@izanagi_999]

Facts . El Prez is a go getter 😂

[@jonnyl2001]

This dude has done so much for small businesses. Good on him

[@thaddeusk4230]

Most all the places, at least the vg ones, didn't need his help. If anything, all of the North Jersey trash who were at the beach saw this video, and burnt up the telephone lines when this came out to the point that they stopped taking 'take out' calls. They can all GFThemselves. Sincerely, A Local.

[@JRC_86]

​@@thaddeusk4230 Stay salty, mi amigo.

[@larryevans4165]

Been eating their pies for a LOOOOONG time... later in life When I moved into the house next door they brought over 2 pies and said welcome to the neighborhood... my 2 all time favorites...Nunzios and Vic's....

[@TheShakir98]

How good people

[@matthewbarnes6219]

Dave is becoming a legend. Not just the younger generation likes him, but the older generation also. This pizza thing really brings people together. Something so simple does this. The politicians really screw everything up and keep us divided, when we are not. Keep it going Dave.

[@AL13NM]

Divide and Conquer, the Oldest Trick in the book! And Highly effective, that's why it's still being used to this very day!

[@francespicard7460]

I know this place & I went to school with Louie & Snookie! In fact, Louie was in my home room. They lived a couple of blocks away from me, as well! I've had pizza's all over the country & NUNZIO'S is THE BEST!! I wish I could get Louie to send me one, down here in Texas! I MISS them!! And, I've seen Dave Portnoy on FOX & FRIENDS & Fox news, for giving $$$ to SOOO MANY small restaurants to help keep them afloat during this Pandemic!! KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK...Y'ALL!!

[@coldcrush9]

One lady with a hella smokers laugh, everybody knows Dave slipped her the digits

[@davidweiss8710]

When Dave does the knee-bend after a bite you know it's going to be a high score..everybody knows the rules.

[@aalves9453]

Friggin LOVE Jersey man. The guy sitting in the restaurant looked like Bobby Bacala from the Sopranos.

[@wagsk1]

Long Branch was mentioned alot in the Sopranos. Its where the original Pussy Russo lived

[@sucnipii6834]

I was thinking the same exact thing ...

[@mandyg5444]

I was thinking the same thing! 😂 so looks like Bobby. Now I have to go watch the sopranos for the 10th time. Still find things I missed before.

[@Kindredtheeternalhunters]

I really liked Bobby, wish he had more screen time

[@phylazen5649]

this is one of those rare "chaotic as fuck" reviews guy in the back: "come take a fuckin seat" 2:28

[@barbesque]

Probably one of the best environments inside the pizza shop we have seen. What a moment

[@carolannmorgan981]

You have to love the fabulous folks that have spent their lives making great pizza! Lovely people! Gracious and family oriented, you just cannot go wrong! Another terrific review Dave, you are showing us total class…, I for one am loving it!

[@currencytrader4389]

Damn...this is why I watch this show. It's not just about the pizza but the town's themselves. Town looks incredibly friendly. Man, 75 and she still has that spunk!

[@MikeTheBeastsVideos]

One flirtatious female pizzeria owner, everyone knows Dave wanted to "one bite" her.

[@JP-jd5vz]

everybody*

[@chicomarlin1246]

everybody knows Dave doesn’t want to eat dust and cobwebs

[@geraldtompkins5775]

This joint, along with many other places near New York are pure America. They describe what we are. There are three Michelin star restaurants in the city. They are lovely and I have been to one. However, if I had a friend visiting from another country and wanted to let them know what we are all about, this is the kind of place I would take them to have dinner. The pizza is great, but the people running the place are what is important, not the pizza. Thanks Dave for pointing this out, and not just shutting the camera off after judging the pizza. Snooki is the best!

[@blakeacri5182]

Dave is always so respectful. Even if it’s a random stranger he’s always nice and respectful.

[@cp2291]

Im not sure about respectful watch his videos on facebook

[@ImaginationFriend]

@@cp2291 I do not have Facebook , I can only base my opinion on these reviews, and based on them, he is great with everyone that was in the videos, unless they were an asshole to him first, and I support him for the eye for an eye attitude.

[@Whoopdido777]

@@ImaginationFriend Hello my name is Jabba the Hut from Dragon Pizza and Dave is an asshole.

[@earldrum]

I grew up on this pizza! Snookie still looks the same as when I’d go pick up pizza for mom and dad 40 years ago! Except she had really long hair! Still our favorite pizza place when we go home to Oceanport! I’m so glad to see this one get the high marks it deserves! 👍

[@MichaelB-od3xh]

Even Dave met his match with that lady. You don't mess with the older generation in Jersey, especially women!!

[@123mcgarrigle]

And especially Italian 🤣

[@WolfyWobz]

everybody knows the rules

[@darthmeesa2825]

Dave one handshake away from a sit down. Everybody knows the rules

[@insidewrestling6640]

One bite everybody knows Dave better watch his back or he'll be married to the mob soon.

[@braddavis419]

Why the hell do you think he started that fund to raise money during Covid lol

[@SuperWittleGuy]

I was born and raised in Long Branch, NJ a couple blocks from this place and I can confirm that Nunzios has some of the best pizza I've ever eaten from my area in NJ. Their Italian food is amazing also. Sadly, they are retiring and sold the business and building. Not sure what the new owners will do. Lots of iconic places where I grew up have shut their doors forever. So sad. Guess that's life.

[@MM-rw8jv]

I live in Long Branch and just said to my wife that we need to order from Nunzios more. It really is that good. Thanks for stopping there.

[@Football4dayzz]

6:12 One liberal arts grad who doesn't want people to know she works full-time at a pizza place, everyone knows the rules.

[@jimdobbs1861]

Wish he zoomed in on that b i h

[@forbin1185]

Probably women’s studies

[@Jordan-hh8wo]

To be fair i also prefer not to be filmed by random people I don’t know lol

[@yeeeeyee]

Witness protection

[@scribbles1424]

It's even weirder because she has a mask on.

[@edwardmorgan3851]

Old dude comes out and congradulates dave for taking care of all the places ... Way cool

[@riproar11]

2:27 Dave becomes DeNiro. The laugh too. Just like in Goodfellas Dave is shaking hands and walking through the kitchen "I'm gonna go get the paypahs, get the paypahs." It just needs the music of The Crystals "Then He Kissed Me".

[@TheGreatHopeee]

Underrated comment

[@ferociousfrankie]

Mini Goodfellas-esque long take there at the end.

[@DeBoer907]

Was thinking the same thing haha

[@mr_KLOB]

💯

[@loristein4911]

i used to go back in the 70's when i was a kid. there was so many birthday parties, so many wonderful memories. i've since moved away but what i wouldn't give for some of that real NJ pizza. you can't get that anywhere else in the world.

[@loristein4911]

it's BETTER than vic's BY FAR

[@sk8terjoe98]

This place makes me feel like I’m in South Philly again. I love it.

[@monkeygraborange]

Your icon made me wipe my screen!!!

[@z-z-z-z]

@@monkeygraborange - he got me about a year ago; i be darned if he didn't get me again...

[@spikethis.]

That guy - "Let him go his thing" ALSO that guy- I'm gonna do my thing and his thing, talk over him, hover over the pizza, and put my paws all over him. HAHA bRO!?

[@JimmyFoxhound]

Snookie is 75???? Holy smokes, she must have been a total knockout back in the day. She still has the energy and looks fantastic now I can't imagine the firecracker she must have been in her 20s!

[@penguin12902]

Hasn't gained a pound and she can cook an 8.6 pizza pie? Where's this woman's husband at? How did she not get snatched up????

[@turdferguson2982]

Fuggetaboudit.

[@mr.intamin1081]

when he was walking into the restaurant it was almost like goodfellas movie LOL the way he was saying hi to everyone, the camera moves!

[@jamiemcguire2399]

Dave seems like a really genuine down to earth guy.

[@300kike]

I love these kind of reviews where you meet the guy making the pizzas and they have a cool history. Loved it

[@DanBurt1968]

Somewhere Uber Deb is sobbing after "OG Snookie" made her appearance and took Dave's heart.

[@familylivesmatters]

Now my side bitch, my main bitch, cause my main ho, Ain't feeling me No mo, no mo

[@FancyxToast]

As someone from New Jersey, this is the most Jersey video I’ve seen in awhile

[@jthymes3472]

Lmao couldn't have said it any better. I don't live in Jersey anymore but I'm from Port Monmouth and this video had me cracking up for this very reason.

[@alwaysup22]

This is like a straight up sitcom, where not a damn person knows your name

[@saints3824]

lame comment

[@mastershredder78]

These old school Italian pizza places always make for the most entertaining reviews.

[@williammalcolm4393]

Love the pizza and Snookie! Been going there since the late 60s.

[@Rolexor]

That has to be some super high pressure he takes on. He gives a legit review, when most people are thinking in smaller numbers of reviews. An 8 point anything is phenomenal. That lady is a solid 8.5 even at 75.

[@sethrobinson28]

“I wanna see what the insides looks like” everyone knows he was talking about The Original Snooki

[@jimmy2thymes916]

Fucking love the guy "thanks for takin care of all the places"

[@louisnewman5687]

“Congratulations on taking care of all the places” Lmao

[@darinl4749]

Previous review... “A great bar pie is at best in the low 8’s” Dave reviewing the very next bar pie, “This is an 8.6” 🤣

[@samp223]

That’s not a great bar pie. It’s a spectacular bar pie. Big difference.

[@jimduggan8962]

He tries to act like he has some sort of system. "My standard score for Neapolitan is 6.7" and so he gives that score to everyone. Now he's trying to make up a score for the bar pie because he sucks at scoring.

[@darinl4749]

A more consistent scale would be expected from someone who has done thousands of reviews imo

[@todayisforgotten]

I love bar pie but no bar pie will ever be higher than an 8.6...calabrias...angelonis....

[@jasons9835]

@@todayisforgotten Honestly would not even consider that a bar pie. its just good thin pizza. He is starting to throw the bar pie label around too freely

[@wolfman8449]

It's just nice seeing people act like real people and a community being strong on youtube for a change

[@one_fun_guy_podcast]

You should have entered through the kitchen “Goodfellas” style !

[@Est.Flo1]

Almost 7 minute video, its a good one everybody knows the rules.

[@jackofmanytrades927]

I was born at the hospital right across the street from that place and I grew up in that area and I can't think of a better representation of the people in that area than this video

[@anewtonjr15]

Nunzio's is great! I wish Vitale's in Old Bridge was still around I don't know what they call it these days but before Vitale's it was Cantore's, best bar pie ever!! My mother would get it for us on Friday nights when I was a kid!! Probably one of the best in Jersey!

[@KrazyKoleG]

The reviews where you learn this history behind it and see comments from people who really lived in these stories is fucking awesome. ONE BITE EVERYONE KNOWS THE RULES BABY! ITS A MOVEMENT.

[@andygump6018]

6:21 Vintage 1970's The Uncola 7 Up Peter Max Style Sunburst 12" Advertising Thermometer is selling on eBay for $205.00 plus $40 shipping.

[@frankieboy8414]

Guy at the very beginning looked like High Pitch Eric, lmao

[@eddied6990]

I was saying 8.6 the whole time right when dave bite into the pizza and swayed back in happiness. Even way before he was dropping hints it’s high. And I was dead on.

[@gregf577]

I’ve watched so many of these I can almost always guess with in .2 what he’s going to give it after he’s taken a couple bites lol

[@jackhammer0101]

90% of the people who watch these on the regular can nail the scores... It's not astro physics..

[@matthewhruska7796]

That was my favorite review so far! Really felt like you were there great people and classic friendly atmosphere!

[@PizzaTimeReviews]

“I know what kind of pizza he likes” everyone knows that guy gets off to Dave’s reviews

[@johnnydeleon8210]

You know you do too 😉

[@PizzaTimeReviews]

@@johnnydeleon8210 never said I didn’t 😂

[@calebstapelmann]

Guys wack

[@kswindia]

The only channel where I enjoy the comments section just as much as the video.

[@kswindia]

One comment patronizing comments, everybody knows I'm doing it to get likes.

[@robertscott4329]

Those orange booths could also be found in Kmart cafeterias in the late 70's and 80's

[@AceHole90]

Love the Scorsese feel once Davey entered the shop... everybody knows the rules

[@HaloGuru777]

Dave thought he was about to get iced walking back to the kitchen.😂😂😂

[@grosati7877]

Nunzios and Tuzzios right next to each other in LB are Legendary!!!!

[@AnonYmous-ry2jn]

You could actually tell it’s a great pizza place virtually by looking at it. Of course looks can be deceiving, but a lot of the classic places have that same look. Lots of tables lined up one against the other, no frills but neither cheep-looking, sort of *coffee shop look* (just enough of a restaurant to be called a restaurant, but no more) with a big busy kitchen, and pervasive Italian vibe. That look/ambience just says “We Mean Pizza, and we mean it!” You know it’s gonna be the real thing.

[@mattyb5185]

Guy: they’re like family here Woman: I’m 75 Guy: we do it all

[@Qaben]

“Congratulations on taking care of all the places” awesome

[@greenway5150]

I've never seen Dave's head snap that fast once he heard Snooki was behind him....Prez ❤️'s the NJ Smoke, Everyone Knows The Rules 🍕

[@Fictius]

Dave is Definitely A Man of The People ! You Are # 1 Dave '' The Pizza Guy '' !!! 👍👍👍

[@pjhoops8637]

Dave trying to look tough everyone knows the rules

[@craigbuscio8167]

Got to try this place next. Had Vic's today and it was great! Thanks Dave for all the reviews.

[@btebo77]

Snooky is a bombshell

[@ginom407]

Where I grew up. Lifetime favorite!!! 👍👍👍

[@alexandrecyr1]

is that the place from Dangerfield's bit? "When you went to Nuncio's you went down two steps. Both physically and socially."

[@emmytones8311]

I'm usually .1 to .3 off guessing Dave's score, this one I was dead on. Dope review, dope spot, and amazing looking pizza!

[@alexr2790]

“My friends in Calabria gave it 8.9 too.” Stuff only a true O.G. Says.

[@TeamSwagGod]

Fucking lmaoo

[@AlphaDonMega]

He one'd up Davey

[@jasonm1690]

Listen again.

[@alexr2790]

@@jasonm1690 what am I missing?

[@anthonyandolino6485]

I used to swim in nunzios pool with Joey when I was a kid right by long branch highschool... the days man

[@MetalSlug142]

Dave and the town just choppin it up like always, everyone knows the rules

[@williamfluck148]

Hey Dave, I have been to Nunzios back in the 80-90's. Awesome place inside, great bar pie, all the food really good!!!

[@williamfluck148]

Nice review Dave!!

[@j.martin6787]

Thanks for checking out Nunzio's, Dave- for those of us who know, it is the standard by which others are judged

[@mattstevensms60]

Im in UK and im hooked to this channel

[@garydaily4226]

"You're still beautiful, we do it all" rofl

[@connoredwards4315]

All of those customers looked like theyve been eating pizza since there were "this big" ! lol.

[@pgh11]

Am I the only person who got a smell of parmesan as soon as he walked into that place? You can just tell it smells like good food.

[@bblum111]

I love this video. What a great an amazing video of the people that love Nunzios in New Jersey.

[@BeliaLastes]

One bite everybody knows those fat goombas would have iced Dave if he'd of given a low score 😂

[@danielghosn6529]

Genuis.

[@era1535]

LMFAO

[@frankrosemeck9898]

Leave the score. Take the cannoli.

[@martin1234512345]

OG Snooki would still get it. What a lady.

[@Area51AlphaZulu]

“Did you hear about the points we were shavin’? “Yeah, Nunzio up in AGHH!”

[@Nothing-qq4hd]

They checked his blood type 90 percent ragu.... What a sweetheart the lady was... She said wait a minute come in and sit. That's family hospitality at it's best.

[@tompaschetto5313]

I was born in Long Branch. Nunzio's is legendary.

[@wagsk1]

Too bad he can never taste an Oceanview sub

[@HolyToledo]

What a great review this was! Good vibes the whole time. 👍🏻👍🏻

[@yevgeniyfureyster5785]

Man that lady is in really good shape for her age!