Barstool Pizza Review - Parlor Pizza Bar (Chicago, IL)

[@AimFix-yp4xk]

When your mom buys you a giant coat and says "you'll grow into it"

[@RBS314]

Hahaha!😂

[@714milky]

👏👏👏👏 well done

[@smsmoof8128]

I am Spartacus

[@batman48195]

😂. Good one!

[@talondavid9408]

I'll take it and wear it any day if my mom bought me a coat

[@nikolaslamb439]

Dave: "I've been doing this for two decades" Also Dave: "Is that parm?"

[@DOXO881]

Dave: "This tastes fancy. I can't quite place it" Owner: "We add oregano"

[@bob94832]

what is a corndog

[@gaivscaesar]

And it's always pecorino lol

[@Derek-dog]

Dave: I've been doing this for 20 years you think I don't know Also Dave: There's a hotdog inside this corndog

[@biowerks]

That blew my mind, what was that? "there's a hot dog in a corndog"? WTF

[@stant7122]

I'm glad people are still calling him out on that corndog.

[@acidhaus90]

That ain’t a Neapolitan, but I’ll forgive him cos he hasn’t been doing this long

[@badooh2561]

Owner: it’s Neapolitan Truth: cheese pizza

[@Deeptunester]

Yeah looks like a fairly typical New York style pie.

[@christophers.4007]

Undercarriage looks neapolitan.

[@Gretev1]

He doesn‘t even know what a corn dog is. I would be surprised if this guy knows how to tie his shoes.

[@kevinhenry9017]

Regular new York style

[@ianbent0n]

Is that Paddington Bear?

[@thesprucecampbells807]

That looks like a bear from JC Rivera. His stuff is all over Chicago. Famous for his yellow bears.

[@knowfacey]

He painted the walls of the Chicago office too

[@DankOrDie]

Also goes by "the bear champ"

[@arcadiagreen150]

Missing his hat with marmalade sandwich

[@chucklehead2000]

Bear Champ

[@Woozlewuzzleable]

Jeez that rant was all over the place even for him.

[@UncleFjester]

UpNext...... Pot Gummy Reviews

[@morganneher8643]

That was a weed rant if I’ve ever heard one lol

[@swing6670]

fever dream review was literally what i thought to myself too

[@Phil-pb9be]

He was 🥶

[@marktheshark5733]

Eating years of Pizza has given Dave ADHD

[@NoShameInMyGame1982]

“Been doin this 20 years but idk if it’s Neapolitan” 😂

[@josepht9112]

Dave spewing every random thought that pops into his head...hittin those addies 😂

[@kenitsanoutragecandia3939]

Dave - The Gordon's Fisherman. Everybody knows the rules.

[@RBS314]

Good one!😅

[@Jaybird-gi2lj]

It's Gorton's. 🙄

[@markpeirson7832]

Just want to say thank you tremendous reference

[@kenitsanoutragecandia3939]

@ Yeah, shoud of googled first. Haven't eaten that junk since 1980. Pathmark.

[@Lostin2024]

Underrated comment!! 👍🏽

[@ratedg2]

At this point I’m not convinced Dave knows what Neapolitan pizza is

[@marksommers4179]

"Idk if its Neapolitan because Neapolitan is usually floppier than this." He has no idea.

[@skinkskinkdead4628]

He is right that it's not neapolitan though but I still don't think he knows what one is 😂

[@E-Chap]

Any small personal pizza is a Neapolitan to dave

[@marksommers4179]

​@@E-Chap This is accurate.

[@devinguy]

"You deserve not to be listened to" is such a sick roast. Everybody knows the rules.

[@JB-tw4xe]

Scott finally does not struggle to open a Chicago pizza box. Never thought I'd see the day. Everybody knows the rules.

[@Rudywtf]

his name is robert paulson, everybody knows the rules

[@ruhyen]

Kinda looked like they didn’t close it all the way. Pro move helping him out

[@wjkrug]

Scott was funny enough to joke about for like a week... Petitioning to move on

[@JB-tw4xe]

@wjkrug sorry... but in my world, your petition is denied. Thinking back to those interactions still cracks me up, so I'm going to do what I enjoy doing, thanks.

[@wjkrug]

@@JB-tw4xe your mother would be proud

[@adampryor4662]

Dom of the year

[@Fyi66661]

Your shirts six sizes too small

[@Insert.Name.Here.]

"I've read about all the things you have done"......i can't name a single bad thing but I read about them ALL!!! 😂😅

[@NYRangersteve]

That Coat!!😂 Looks like the ones that football players wear over their equipment in the cold weather. Scott is trying to hide the pizza gut.

[@Win7ermu7e]

Steve casually mentioning someone owes him their entire life, while wearing a dress.

[@pezoulas36]

His name is Dave newbie.

[@rui99]

@@pezoulas36you must be new here… 💀

[@rui99]

@@pezoulas36 that’s the point of the joke… this is why you don’t get invited to parties man

[@Win7ermu7e]

@ LOL, "Everyone". Talk about a noob. Oh now please tell me you did that ironically and on purpose.

[@Win7ermu7e]

@ the prez says "everybody" toolbag. Go away now.

[@Dave....]

Dave looking like he was styled by Action Bronson today

[@ericsmith4813]

That's a pizza collaboration that needs to happen again.

[@hereandthere4751]

Nooo 💀💀💀

[@Orko99900]

Dave finally figured out how to open a Chicago-style pizza box.

[@bobmilo2786]

After 20 years doing this, it's a miracle.

[@mrforte9462]

Dave out here wearing a bathrobe... Everybody knows the rules.

[@JohnnyChronic18]

Is that the joke? That there are no rules? He just makes it up as he goes and it goes by his preference nothing else?

[@BummerMan83]

I saw this! I saw this one, it's a classic. He eats the gum, turns into a giant blueberry, has to be squeezed and loses the contest.

[@peteriliac3306]

For those wondering, that "not that expensive" coat is $250

[@trashboat-gz1dw]

thats about what you pay for a not expensive coat

[@lesclaypoolonbass9431]

​@trashboat-gz1dw that's a crazy expensive article of clothing lol

[@phonysanta]

After 20 years finally no struggle with the infamous Chicago box

[@mariahkrueger4338]

Dave makes good shows & pizza reviews for a long time

[@mariahkrueger4338]

Try Marcos pizza

[@krisfrederick5001]

Dave just went Bilbo Baggins on us "“I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.” Everybody who the hell knows the rules

[@ryandamon714]

Hi

[@rustyshackleford2719]

I love how Dave goes to Chicago and doesn't seek out the local specialty style. It's like doing a barbecue rating show, going to Texas and not getting brisket.

[@MoonmanSpacejam]

A hole pizza review on Donte the Don. Everybody knows the rules

[@paulwerle1]

Dave builds people's lives. Everybody knows the rules

[@SuperSnakePlissken]

the fact that they have a custom box is awesome. 95/100 pizza places use the exact same box. Props!

[@MrCoffeekelly]

Who gives a fuck about a box?

[@jmoore4156]

I remember this joint! Used to work in the West Loop area and our company would have a luncheon there from time to time.

[@silverwolfe3636]

is there one of these south of wrigley over by clark and belmont? the outside looks kinda familiar.

[@garyborchardt3807]

Thank you for all your donation s to great charities.

[@McBain-qe2jh]

It's a hybrid of Neo and Tavernier style. You can tell by the appearance.

[@bradwilson6601]

Love the channel, maybe start another one showing some of the process.

[@insidewrestling6640]

One shaddy ATM everybody knows it has a skimmer

[@kicksalot7214]

that ATM has seen some things in its lifetime

[@jrs4ex]

$4 service fee and it has the option to dispense $5 bills.

[@BaronBacon]

Dave dressed like he's about to visit the north pole.

[@parabolic_33]

ALRIGHT PIZZA REVIEW TIME

[@sharathk1881]

Dave is supremely generous. Everyone lives in his head rent-free.

[@paison2754]

After seeing him walk out with that coat, strangely I began to think of the younger brother in Christmas Story

[@hisroyalmajesty0844]

Jacket of the year

[@iamAgatha1]

Dom of the Year

[@ylmurph]

Those oversized coats are the best! The pockets alone make them the best winter coat going!

[@rufioswitch2132]

Dante doing next level trolling 😂😂😂

[@910rado]

If you’re ever in Wilmington, NC for some reason, Brooklyn Pizza is amazing

[@doom2840]

No one is surprised that ATM is still in the wall in Chicago?

[@paison2754]

Ceelo Green called, he wants his coat back.

[@tomfilipiak3511]

As a life long Chicago guy76 years old!There are a lot of great Izzy joints in the whole area!One problem is consistency!I think we have all run the gamut on this!Home run inone good one bad!Bies on archer not as good as beforePhils in bridgeview, pretty consistent needs more sauce,studots in Chicago,pretty darn good,more sauce there are hundreds more!The one thing I miss the most,hats with the lack of a good amount of fennel in the sausage!Such a great flavor,have we lost are taste buds!I am mostly polish but grew up with a lot of great Sicilian and Italainsan they made their sausage you could smell the fennel as son as you walked in!Memories!Vanuuccis pizza on Archer aroun Central Park,1950 s!Thomas A.Filiiak

[@miked28711]

Little Scotty with the new jacket, it will still be good next year big boy

[@injuredgods]

Need to see Dave do Novel Pizza Cafe fr.

[@MapleJames76]

Dave's in full Snuggly mode.....

[@djkidd341]

The fact you haven’t done Pauley Gees Detroit style in Chicago is a crime. Absolute Detroit Olineman pie.

[@JustGrillingandChilling.]

Have any of you ever seen or met anyone that just LOVES to hear themselves talk like this guy??…. GEEZUZ….

[@hchwhat]

Next time in Chicago area, try Grand Stand in Franklin Park

[@bobbyhillthe3rd]

I might just be hungry but id eat that entire pizza easily

[@mcdonaldm73]

Oh Hell! It's Ralphie's little brother Randy from A Christmas Story doing pizza reviews! Everybody knows the rules!

[@paison2754]

Thought the same thing

[@ccasey1904]

So he was given the coat, which looks warm.

[@thirtysilver33]

"I can't put my arms down!"

[@paison2754]

Randy

[@peteynorthside]

Lived in Boston the first 11 years of my life. I’m 44. Been in Chicago since 91. Very curious to hear the 8 places the Chicago guy said. Nobody goes to my neighborhood cause it’s far north. I hope JB Alberto’s is on that list…

[@cdsharp88]

The Michelin Man called. He wants his coat back.

[@Phil-pb9be]

Dave: go to Italian Fiesta next time you are in Chicago and even if you don’t like it, say you like it.

[@alexanderarend6982]

That sad bear eating pizza on the pizza box was a premonition to Dave eating the pizza with a wooly bear jacket

[@vatuesbet8353]

dave, for your pizza reviews to be legit, you should be on a fast from anywhere between 8-16 hours before you try each different restaurant. how hungry you are definitely affects the ultimate score. a control & variable group is crucial.

[@ChanceTalksBusiness]

Please review Melissa’s Sir Pizza on Charlotte in Nashville, TN! It has to be Melissa’s, no other sir pizza is the same.

[@paullevin5102]

Dave, can you suggest a good pizza in Sarasota Florida. We have tried and can't find anything better than a 5.1. Please help!!

[@UnintendedConsequences]

Ha! I nailed it at 7.4 before he got there. I am beginning to learn of the Barstool ways. 🤣🤪

[@RaghuramBada]

Gotta try Pizza Lobo next time you are in Chicago.

[@MrRobot-xs5jf]

You gotta come to Alaska and try Mooses Tooth Pizza!! Best in the entire State

[@ainzy23]

You know Dave put a skimmer on that ATM in the background. Nice dress Miami Boy.

[@CAAAP593]

Try Vero's Pizza in Bloomington California

[@menocaredoyou]

I love when Dave enjoys the pizza enough to not let it stop his ranting while he's shoving it in his mouth

[@Doc-Holiblaze]

I thought Dante was Dom of the Year for a sec.

[@Harlan-my7ui]

New Haven style comes from Frank Pepe who is from Naples. He made some minor tweaks and cooked it in a coal oven. Coal ovens were cheap and popular at the time.

[@MR-ml2po]

Lusha Pizza on Lincoln Ave in Lakeview. You'll thank me later. Owners from Italy, moved to Chicago 2 yeara ago, making awesome pizza. Kind of a cross between NY style and something else. The father was a baker there for 20 years. Awesome tiramisu. Nicest people. This is right near 2 places you gave high scores to.

[@DankOrDie]

Also shout out to the bear champ art on the box and wall!

[@srischwab5722]

XXL clothes is the new Dave 2025

[@FDietzNutz]

Folieros in Highland Park, CA. Extra large pepperoni pizza. Cash only tho

[@Mikeycambovideos]

Dave loves pizza

[@scottmcwave9479]

All that yapping for a 7.4 Everybody knows the rules!

[@itsthatwutangguy.9370]

wu tang .

[@Da219StarWarsGuy]

He says he doesn't know the location, but he knows damn well it's the north side. He won't go to the Southside after Vito and Nick's a few years ago. He's scared of going south of Roosevelt!

[@Siobhan66]

Love this big jacket look ngl . Very streetwear of Dave

[@bconn8452]

Dave's hand looks like the guys from Scary Movie 2

[@stevenzwolinski3047]

A sleeping bag with sleeves hmmm ladies will love it 😂

[@Sshooter444]

Nice onesie, Scott!

[@AdamnSebastian]

Dude housed that slice 😂

[@mikefreve159]

Why the coat thing? Are you in Ontario?

[@MrCoffeekelly]

Probably colder in chicago. The high was below zero the day he made this.

[@Jdizzle-lv6of]

Dave is permanently on the run and this is his bit to keep it under cover

[@fullthrottledave4598]

How is that a 7.4 when some amazing pizza has only been getting 7.8 recently!

[@smithjad]

Dave got into the nose clams before this review

[@midwestcampingfamily]

You should try Main Street Exchange in Crete IL. It's about 30 miles south of Chicago and great pizza.

[@fisherh9111]

that's the first time I've seen Dave take that many bites of a slice and only give a 7.4!

[@paison2754]

If you walk out of a pizzeria and the sign in the window says tacos, the pizza is probably not too good. Just an observation

[@mrgbs7168]

Jackets 238. Bucks

[@aaronanderson6362]

That’s the coat you wear when you’re in the nosebleeds at lambo in week 16

[@aaronanderson6362]

Yes I know it’s lambeau

[@TheAccursedEntity]

lol what a weird rant, only to eat the entire slice, he really liked that Pizza.

[@yuvgotubekidding]

A personal review personally for one person.

[@aleklazin878]

You have to try Vito and Nicks, classic real neighborhood Chicago pizza, my father grew up with it and Ive had it a few times, best pizza in Chicago

[@djbbs23]

I’m always off by 1 number 😂

[@joebatters9438]

That pizza looks like Little Caesar’s. But I guarantee it don’t cost $5

[@DynamicVlogs69]

Turn a bout pizza in Lemont Illinois and ats a nice pizza in romeoville. Try those. Also he's never tried Phil's on 35th in Chicago, he went to the other Phil's which isn't the same.

[@seanhulett2197]

Your dad needs his jacket back lol

[@mytheresa331]

This guy looks like he’s about to go lobster fishing in the rain.

[@KozyTapes]

Top 10 in Portland OR in order: 1. Dimo's Apizza 2. Apizza Scholls 3. Ken's Artisan 3. Pizza Jerk 4. Vincenzo's Pizza 5. Cafe Olli (Roman Style) 6. Ranch PDX (Detroit Style) 7. Pizza Thief 8. Oven and Shaker 9. Life of Pie (Neopolitan) 10. Scotties

[@pavelow235]

APizza scholls is still around? I thought they were canceled

[@MikeCerrooq1zt]

Dave wearing a tent everyone knows the horrible fashion rules

[@schwinnstingrayguy3757]

Dave please visit Arnies Pizza in Warrenville! It’s the best pub style pizza you’ll ever eat.