Earthrise Quintesson Judge & Allicon: Thew's Awesome Transformers Reviews 232

Y'all up for the least festive holiday special ever? It's a Quintesson 3-way featuring Judge, Allicon and a chrimbo cameo (chrimbeo?) from TR Gnaw!
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[@UnkleKlumsy1353]

To be fair I remember an old magazine article that detailed that the Quintessons didn't reverse guilty and innocent, the point was supposed to be that it did not matter and they'd execute the defendant no matter what the ruling was

[@RogueTwo]

As I recall, it's also how they're described in their Transformers Universe profile. That guilty or innocent, the verdict was always the same.

[@darkwoods1954]

As an adult I realized this but as a kid it confused me as to what innocent and guilty meant.

[@trailersic]

"Guilty or Innocent the sentence is always the same... DEEEEEEEEAAATH" -Kranix Ladybird book & tape

[@robotchicken04]

Makes sense for it to be a mockery then.

[@rustyshackleford9588]

They were guilty or innocent of knowingly living on quitesson land.. (cybertron) either way they were on it. That’s and over simplification but it’s the basic. Knowingly living in the land/taking part in any rebellion.

[@OneNationUnderPug]

“Snuggled in the hate” sounds like metal band that wear sweaters they knitted themselves.

[@dmgthepoly]

YES

[@TenkyOats69]

Aye ive seen you before

[@ChargeJN]

knitted for eachother*

[@wolfclaw719]

Sounds like an album by Okilly Dokilly

[@StopMotionReviewer1]

"Cthulhu Dreidels" is the best fucking thing I have ever heard

[@NelsonFilmsStudio]

Yeah, think about how many feet it’ll have-

[@StopMotionReviewer1]

@@NelsonFilmsStudio Are they really feet though? What the hell even is it?

[@neovipergaming2447]

You spelt Cthulhu wrong it’s CTHULHU don’t reply because I have all the HP LOVE CRAFT books

[@neovipergaming2447]

@@lostree1981 dude i have the fucking book

[@neovipergaming2447]

well the collection of all hp love craft books

[@RegalRoyalWasTaken]

The fact they gave him a gun is the funniest shit ever. Can you imagine if during the courtroom destruction scene in the movie, the judge just pulled out a fucking glock and shot Grimlock?

[@TheBoglin]

ROFL 🤣 😂 🤣 That's exactly what that little pistol looks like. As if the Transformers team was debating on if they had to give the judge a weapon and they just settled on that.

[@iirsmv]

"I don't blame them for not trying" Is going on my tombstone

[@trailersic]

Honestly I wish they had tried less. get rid of the transformation gimmick & throne, and add an LED on the bottom, job done.

[@chadderbug7587]

"BFFFat Shark Army!" -Thew 2020

[@therandomcommenter7665]

"Fat shark army" was the best part

[@cowboybarbaryn1302]

“If the word no stood up” lmao

[@aduffield]

Merry Christmas Thew

[@dedalionarts6077]

Merry Christmas indeed, to Thiew, and... To you👋

[@Swivelbot]

"Multi-headed Cephalopod Cthulhu Dreidels" is the single greatest string of words ever conceived.

[@quinn_brock]

Hey Thew, it actually is a Pokémon. Give Gible a quick Google for me

[@OtakuUnitedStudio]

I named mine Gnaw.

[@OverseerXIII]

Its a tiny gray guzzlord

[@fishpop]

"Multi-Headed Cthulhu Dreidels" XD I find that Sharkticon oddly adorable in its beast mode. Like a Pug crossed with an Angler Fish. 6:32 Heavyset Dom Energy? What kinda Dom we talking about? Cos there's the Mobile Suit... "Fat shark army" also gave me a giggle.

[@hergothical6457]

"It's like if X stood up" is my favorite thew-ism

[@zetamagnus101]

"I have nothing but contempt for this court!" -Hot Rod P.s. Merry Christmas!

[@lizerdspherex]

I feel they could've made Allicon's forearms hollow to allow the robot mode's hands to disappear while in gator mode and his gator arms to sit inside in robot. Also I'd have the Quint's chair be a throne that turns into a little hulk shaped battle body with their big head acting as a MODOK-esc Head Master. (With optional headmaster panel that folds up and tabs in place).

[@TheBoglin]

Yeah I'd have forgone that 5mm port on the underside of the Allicon forearms so that fist could flip inside, 100%. I always just think that they are very basic Transforming entities so the Quintessons made them half-transform. Like, here's robot solider mode and then eat-everything mode.

[@TheBernito2]

''If the word 'No!' stood up!'' I love this man!

[@TheSmart-CasualGamer]

It's Christmas Day, and there's brand new Thew! And yeah, proper good-looking cartoon-accurate G1 that was good enough for me at least didn't come until Classics Seekers, and wasn't PERFECT until Combiner Wars.

[@prophet89]

"Like a fish ork" One could say.... Fork? I'll show myself out.

[@kevinp.h157]

“You can’t spell ‘Floro Dery’ without ‘oh dear’” Omg that was so clever 🤣

[@Magni_Prime]

"Like if the word 'no' stood up." First good laugh in a while. Good on ya there.

[@coffeeinhandproductions3238]

Did not actually expect a transformation out of that thing. Initially thought it was becoming a spaceship lol. Fun bit of nostalgia to be sure, and reminds me I still have the Energon one kicking around somewhere. Looking forward to more great content in the new year.

[@EmeralBookwise]

Huh... I hadn't thought about it before, but the Quintesons did actually have those somewhat iconic "screw" shaped space ships. Not sure about the engineering logistics of actually pulling off such a transformation, but if that had been their alt mode for the toyline it might have actually been pretty cool

[@LodanSD]

Alpha Quintesson was a Joke.... the Face is in the back of it's throat, and you have to see it in the right light, otherwise it's hidden in shadow! And all the dangley arms are coming out of the figure's base, instead of it's actual body!

[@darkangel076]

"Like freshly popped blisters" good GOD, man!

[@emmsnake]

You get so many new patreons, and that's a good thing! But here I am, waiting years, and will wait FOREVER until my time finally arrives to have my name blessed by being uttered in Thew's majestic voice.

[@M_Alex]

You had me at "cloaca cutlass"

[@SamKimpton]

I know that they're called Quintessons because "quint" = 5, but that Jaws connection is top shelf.

[@Night5225]

I thought I was the only one who misinterpreted “sterner stuff” as a kid.

[@dinoshot4682]

@Thew Adams I just wanted to say that I've had a truly awful year, I won't go into every little detail, I don't want to depress you, but let me put it this way, I'm not having a very Merry Christmas. That being said anytime you've uploaded a new video it has always made me smile, so thank you.

[@chacelee7713]

I'm not Thew but I just want to wish you happiness and positivity for the future. You got this!

[@MrtheFckface]

Same. At least 2021 is a little better for me

[@bronzeleninhead5070]

I now want an entire series of highdeas with Thew

[@calvinj7496]

"Freshly popped blister" you could only hear that on thews review, not even medical staff uses that term.

[@bulkhungry]

Omg ... a Cloaca Cutlass ? The re sheath must be difficult , daunting and dangerous . Triple alliteration complete . 🤭

[@xtremegaming1232]

If I ever make music my first ever song will be called “Cloaca Cutlass” because god dammit that’s amazing

[@jakepearce7776]

"Season 3 Space Fantasy Scene" ...... yeah Season 3 was weird wasn't it The music was dope tho

[@timwhite4301]

Quintessons cage mode could called dreadful "judge dreadful!" Haha

[@That_Guy-]

Mockery of justice mode*

[@wilsonkiles710]

“Fat shark army” gotta love it.

[@personwithdelta]

i can't believe thew predicted the legacy junkion figures

[@RetroVzqz9313]

I love how he drops the festive theme in the first few seconds lol Yet another great one Thew

[@bleeneo101]

"You can try begging for your life, it sometimes helps but not often."

[@tomjames9681]

Personally I’m waiting for the studio series energon goodies snack pack expansion.

[@olyrhys8724]

In this world of merchandised and licensed everything - how has no one made that candy?!?

[@dontmeimjusthere7668]

Kinda want to try some of that Energon-O's.... Kinda, still dont trust the advertisement for it

[@originaluddite]

@@olyrhys8724 I'm surprised we didn't get kid-sized back-packs with upside-down robot faces on them during Titans Return so that 'you too can be a Titan Master'. ;)

[@olyrhys8724]

@@originaluddite - great idea 👍😄

[@edwarddeguzman3258]

@@originaluddite JR Headmasters!!!

[@Nagatem]

Imperial magistrate: Guilty!, guilty of bringing Christmas joy and cheer!

[@GraemeGunn]

LMAO "Fat shark army."

[@DanielThomasHutton]

"Bitch pastels" gave me a flashback to Adams family values.

[@cartkart1]

I just got some BotBots as a gift and I quite enjoy them. There’s one called Treat Elite who becomes a bag of pretzels.

[@apostlenik809]

So, the Quintessons now officially transform into Dalek Emperors with dinky cages

[@thebeautifulvideogame1396]

Got this one (the judge that is) in the mail yesterday. My utter surprise when the first face snapped into place almost immediately, swifly turned into horror as I realised that it was the wrong spot in the sequence and it was not going to come off again without a fight. I agree on the Gamorrean guard association: when I saw this figure I had major Kenner star wars flashbacks. Thanks for the video and the best of wishes to you for 2021.

[@superkeaton9912]

Happy Holidays, Thew! We appreciate you!

[@thatboyj2717]

One can assume the 4 a.m. high af flashback was a little too real for ole Thew. Merry Christmas 🎄🎅

[@lowellmartens6135]

Merry Christmas Thew. Thank-you for the excellent, needed, distractions. Can't wait for more next year.

[@Battogami]

Thank you for the great Christmas surprise, Thew!

[@QueenStodge]

Merry Christmas Thew, have a good one!

[@directorscarlett1932]

Me, a New Zealander: "Merry.... Boxing day?"

[@ShinGallon]

This review made me realize exactly how much the Quints remind me of Daleks.

[@robotlorekeeper9880]

Merry Christmas Thew! Your videos really kept me going this year, keep on trucking!

[@darkwoods1954]

The Cyberverse Gnaw/Sharkticon actually works really well with the new Allicon and Quintesson. He's larger so more in scale and if anything looks more accurate to the G1 cartoon design.

[@TFfangeek]

Great double review Thew Adams!!!!!! :D It's been fantastic seeing the Quintessons finally get officially released Transformers figures. :D I have 3 Allicons to army build the Quintessons troops. :D Keep on being amazing, Double Thumbs Up. ;D Merry Christmas!!!!!

[@ShyBiiteVT]

A Thew review on Christmas day. What a great present!

[@PhantomLover007]

Merry Christmas Thew’d. The Quintesson pit set was one I really wanted to get this year too.

[@Roctev]

Turns the judge into a desk tidy, well done mate now it has an alt mode that works!

[@ThePeblo]

3 minutes in the puns and portmanteaus are already out of control, marvelous

[@daverage4729]

Electric piss fountain...lol! You have a great Xmas Thew.

[@TakeWalker]

Sounds like a thrash metal band, doesn't it? :D

[@peejay4606]

As if the word No..stood up. I'm stealing that line, Mr. Thew. ❤Ya.

[@RevancedDrWP]

The only way for the swung sleigh bells to sound more like Christmas is some Dm7b5.

[@redthree603]

Thanks for all you do, Thew! This was a really awesome episode! Merry Christmas to you, and a Happy New Year!

[@johngolles342]

10:09 This just made me laugh so loudly my dog got up.

[@ownerofayoutubeaccountnoto5322]

I personally really love the Quint Judge and the faces locked in to mine really easily, but this was a fantastic review! Merry Christmas and keep this up!

[@TomMSTie1138]

Only three minutes in and this video has Thew's best wordplay ever!

[@MrFedoraFilm]

I actually got the Quintesson Pit of Judgement 5-pack set. Also the rest of the Quintesson factor members. Four Judges, four Allicons, and four Sharkticons. Also got that Nemesis Prime spoiler box and gave the Quintesson the red Fangton, to go with my 4 purple Slitherfangs. I now have five of each Quintessons, for my Five Faces of Darkness display. Merry Christmas Thew. -Now I'm just waiting for Studio Series to do the Infernocus combiner and Quintessa minifigure.

[@antarcticpress8134]

Merry Crimbo, TF G-Thew! This review was even more entertaining than usual (which is saying something), though my favorite visual is arguably the Sharkticon valiantly attempting to massacre the apple, like a puppy with an overly large ball...if that puppy could slightly unhinge its jaw so it could grab the ball, while still being too small to do anything with it. Haven't seen the Allicon or Judge locally, but here's hoping the long arms of the law make their way here eventually.

[@SpectrumAnalysis]

"I am literally begging you for other Junkions" Well, we got our wish...

[@IoriYagami288]

Oh man, I lost it at Bo Rai Cho!

[@danmccarthy4700]

The description of the faces was hilariously accurate.

[@TFanPage101]

Quintesson Judge, the egg with faces that tries to do more than it could, scraping together an alt mode, and yet I need it

[@hkst51rturbocharger13]

You gotta do a Kingdom Cyclonus review when you get your hands on one. He's insanely good in both modes and he has so much personality and such vibrant colors. The transformation is complex and satisfying and fun. I'd love to see your thoughts on him

[@shadowscribe]

Good stuff, Thew! Thanks for the Christmas vid.

[@hgc7000]

The sneaky Earthrise MVP, well for me, has been the Allicon. I didn't expect it to be so good/ridiculous. Thanks for all the fun/entertaining/needed Transformers vids this year!

[@DalekTheSupreme]

I do have the Cyberverse Quintesson and Sharkticon, but oh boy do I now want the Generations ones as well. Great video, Thew. Takes the edge off that looming despair that we'll all die and the world will end before the end of next week.

[@arboris]

I really dig the whole Spacemarine look. Might need to get myself this one

[@tlk4554]

Merry Christmas to the man who makes me laugh and smile with every one of his videos.

[@40ozAk]

"..........................................................................fat shark army!"

[@OtakuUnitedStudio]

Happy Crimbo dude! Thanks for the present - this video!

[@pixelman6193]

Snuggled in the hate is a great band name

[@RKStrikerJK5]

2:18 You do know Impossible Toys is out of business, right? :p

[@ZetZatar]

Having these (and like 10 sharkticons) has fulfilled a childhood dream I never thought possibe.

[@ZenbuParadox]

Happy Crimbo, my dude. Hope your day is going well, Thew.

[@k-wud4105]

Thew saved Christmas, well done fella

[@Garconbleu]

That Quintesson review was so much laughing I nearly hurled. Perfect way to end the year.

[@conradcaba1770]

When I first heard megatron say "I'll rip out your optics" I thought he was reaching for Primes mouth plate... so I thought that's what you're suppose to call it... and when I first understood he was referring to his eyes, I remember being excited to tell my brother about it, showing off the new knowledge, and connecting my memories of something i truly enjoyed with rral world application... transformers lingvo developed my curiosities for new and proper vocabulary... boring right? Haha

[@stephenwells3679]

Wordplay is on point this holiday season. Thank you Master Thew and a very happy Christmas.

[@brentsimard977]

awesome review as usual Thew. Thank you and Merry Christmas! :)

[@joeywilson5998]

Lol @ bossman's braces and Satan's weave. Killing it today Thew. Thx for all the hard work and Happy Holidays!

[@zenerstorm95]

You know what? Quintesson pen holder? I like it, it's oddly charming

[@MellowGaming]

So now I'm just gonna imagine the Quintesson Judge's actual alt mode is as a desk tidy. Hell, if he was in pre movie G1 would it have been that out of place? We had Transformers that turned into tape decks and microscopes after all.

[@RiderSkullMan]

Oh my god I've been watching you for years and I only just realized that the "I belong to nobody" shout in the transformation song was quoting the movie. I am a fake fan

[@krgrn]

HAHAHA. almost fell out of my chair when you turned the judge into a pen holder.

[@Quantum_Magnus]

Gnaw kinda does look like a Pokémon. He looks like Gible.

[@RileyTNTlego]

I'm so glad he put that Quint gag in the video.

[@hustle_simmons]

like you once said "Robots in Disguise?" that pretty much sums up part of the earthrise line.

[@EricTheKartoonKing]

Punk. Point. Patellas. Thew you're a goddamn genius. ALSO, your videos have been an absolute gem of a find this year. I look forward to each one, and everytime they put a huge gain on my face and make me forget the world outside of them. Thanks for what you do, I hope you continue to love doing it as much as I love enjoying it!

[@KnightroBlue22]

5:34 “So this hungry little hump is the definitive modern Sharkticon…” SS-86: Sike

[@williamthompson5504]

My awesome fiancé got me to Alacon’s and The pit of judgment for Christmas among other things. It was like Christmas morning all over again.They look great with their army of slitherfangs as well.

[@roonis418]

Great video as always Mr. Thew. I do wonder what the 86 STUDIO SERIES Gnaw will be since we have a sharkticon are they just going to use him but make him bigger. I do hope its good since that sharkticon needs work and so that we can army build with gnaw if he's not to out of scale.