HEAVY FLAMER HERESY | Space Hulk: Deathwing

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[@mysterymcfly3107]

When I first heard him refer to Orks as "sentient fungi" I thought that it was a unique insult to their intelligence, but now that I'm more well versed in the lore, I get it now.

[@Rogerv1032]

Are they actual fungi?

[@mysterymcfly3107]

@@Rogerv1032, yup. Look up how orks from 40k are created.

[@burningbronze7555]

@@Rogerv1032 closer to lichen technically but they are part fungus.

[@UTcommando]

@@Rogerv1032 Teeth mushrooms

[@es2543]

So its ok for me to cannon them

[@sawyervuorensyrja4703]

Ultramarines: “The Codex Astartes is our guiding light. We look to its rules for wisdom.” Other Space Marine Chapters: “They’re more guidelines than actual rules.” Black Templars: “The book is a terrible melee weapon.”

[@archrp7868]

Fuck the magic space book

[@trazyntheinfinite1150]

"it is also terrible toilet paper. it does not absorb enough blood."

[@ethanor]

@@trazyntheinfinite1150 Angry Marines?

[@SeanBidwell]

@@ethanor Wow. I haven't seen the angry marines mentioned in a long time.

[@ethanor]

@@SeanBidwell "Do you know the story of the Angry Marines? It is not one the Ultramarines would tell you"

[@_itskauzo5631]

Coming back to rewatch because I found out 40k Gladius has an achievement called "Brother Get The Flamer - The Heavy. Flamer."

[@Ragnarra]

Heh.

[@galomir833]

Best achievement

[@galomir833]

Wonder where it come from 😂

[@Nezerac_]

Lemme guess, you have to beat a level with everyone using heavy flamers to get it.

[@galomir833]

@@Nezerac_gladius is the civ version I assume the succès imply a SHIT LOAD of flaming stuff

[@ethannance865]

Welcome to Warhammer 40k where the objectives are simple, but the steps to get there are extreme.

[@TITAN_101]

& always requires creating several mountains of dead bodies along the way

[@jalenclay7165]

I do like how they changed up the point of the game they made a rip and tear game but it looks harder to do than in doom cause they creatures are rougher

[@theregalproletariat]

Great example of the difference between simple and easy

[@shinmalphur2734]

I think you mean: “The objectives are simple, but the steps to get there are *Fun* ”

[@Ilias2]

@@shinmalphur2734 Same thing.

[@SlightlyDerangedCube]

The Dark Angels: *canonically specialize in plasma weaponry* Badger and friends: *play with heavy flamers like Salamanders with pyromania*

[@jacobtasker1370]

*pyrophillia*

[@a05odst62]

In multiplayer I play as Blood Angel's... and I think you can guess what weapons we use... 😏

[@dripdemon3401]

SlightlyDerangedCube salamanders already have pyromania.

[@randomdude4767]

Isnt flame a kind of plasma? Eh maybe im wrong

[@CZ--lh8uz]

@@randomdude4767 I doubt it.... But if there are 3 kinds of holy fire.... WHY THE F NOT!?

[@Anthony-rh6qt]

Space marine: *PURGE THEM IN FLAMES* Xenos: *PURGE THEM IN FRAMES*

[@multidimensionalcenturion9863]

Tyranid tactics in a nutshell

[@amandag.6186]

@@multidimensionalcenturion9863 have enough large convelutedly designed bugs to where it slows down your enemies computer

[@monkeybandit222]

Anthony other way around with the xenos they are taking our frames not giving but yeah I get the point🤣

[@tetrobro5182]

The Walls: *THEIR SHELTER HAS BECOME THEIR TOMB.*

[@user-xb1wh5mt4l]

The Terminator armor is so dummy thicc it affects reality. Actually, the Titans don't intentionally have void shields, it is a byproduct of thiccness.

[@witherwolf3316]

Ah, Warhammer 40k, home of quotes that go so unbelievably hard. "Their shelter shall become their tomb."

[@raiden1766]

“Your infestation spreads NO FURTHER, ALIEN!!”

[@raulrosas5068]

"we are one in the Emperor, and the will of man" "i leave only rubble"

[@stealthynaxo]

"Brothers. To partake on our crusade, is to be immortal."

[@dootslayer4202]

“COME!!! SHOW ME WHAT PASSES FOR FURY AMONGST YOUR MISBEGOTTEN KIND!”

[@raulrosas5068]

@@stealthynaxo "none who live, can survive the flame"

[@dank_smirk2ndchannel200]

Fun fact: the "Cthulhu-looking Xenos" are what's known as the "Ymgarl Genestealers". They use those tentacles to drink blood which basically makes them vampire Genestealers (probably the reason why the game decided to make them so pale compares to the regular Genestealers). With that in mind the fact that you’re using a Heavy Flamer feels all the more fitting now.

[@AGrumpyPanda]

Wow they got nerfed, back in the day they used them to eat brains to learn more about the enemy they were stalking.

[@dank_smirk2ndchannel200]

@@AGrumpyPanda those would be the "feeder tendrils". They’re used that way by regular Tyranids such as Lictors. Only the Ymgarl Genestealers use their tentacles to feed on blood.

[@AGrumpyPanda]

@@dank_smirk2ndchannel200 Back in 4E both genestealers and lictors used the tendrils to eat brains. I looked up the new lore after reading your first comment and the idea that ymgarl-strains could change their physiology at will is also new.

[@dank_smirk2ndchannel200]

@@AGrumpyPanda interesting. I was unaware of that.

[@Luguya]

"Local Chaplain literally too angry to die" I can't... I just can't...

[@gas7736]

"Bystanders report hearing "Repent, Motherfucker, Repent." at the scene" Holy shit this is gold

[@Joawlisdoingfine]

SD501st I love you for this

[@joethestrat]

@@Joawlisdoingfine It's better than sex. It's purging HERESY

[@Joawlisdoingfine]

Prot I CAN FEEL IT BROTHER

[@soundofsanity]

when that popped onto my screen i made a scene in my local library by laughing my ass off with tears streaming down my cheeks for a full minute and a half. and i fucking tried to stop but i couldnt.

[@naverthis7552]

Quote overview: 0:00 "BROTHER GET THE FLAMER, THE HEAVY FLAMER!" 0:03 "WE ARE THE ANGELS OF DEATH!" 0:12 "I WOULD LIKE TO FILE A COMPLAINT!" 0:22 "PURGE IT IN FLAME!" 0:24 "BURN IN HOLY FIRE!" 0:28 "THE TIME HAS COME BROTHERS, NO MERCY!" 0:38 "AHHHHHHHHH, DIE!" 0:50 "I WILL ENDURE A THOUSAND DEATHS BEFORE I YIELD!" 1:06 "SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!" 1:10 "List of Khornate Massakers ........................" 1:22 "WE ARE ONE IN THE EMPEROR AND THE WILL OF MAN!" 1:38 "YOUR INFESTATION PRESSES NO FURTHER ALIEN!" 1:58 "NONE WHO LIVE CAN SURVIVE THE FLAME!" 2:10 "BECAUSE IT IS THE EMPEROR´S WILL, AND ALSO PURGING IS REALLY REALLY FUN BROTHER!" 2:23 "YOUR! HERESY! STOPS! HERE!" 2:34 "WE ARE THE ANGELS OF DEATH!" 2:51 "BROTHER ENOUGH WITH THE LORE!" 2:53 "BROTHERS RETRIBUTION IS AT HAND! IT IS OUR STRENGHT! WE ARE THE SONS OF CALIBAN! LET FURY GUIDE YOUR WEAPONS! LET VENGEANCE BE YOUR SONG! WE ARE THE ANGELS OF DEATH AND OUR ENEMYS SHALL FALL!" 3:21 "NONE MAY BLOCK OUR PATH!" 3:32 "BY THE EMPEROR CAN THE XENOS GET ANY BIGGER!" 3:38 "WRONG!" 3:41 "BOLD WORDS FOR SOMEONE IN ASSAULT CANNON RANGE!" 3:44 "DELETE THIS HERESY!" 3:46 "THE HERESY IT BURNS!" 3:48 "WE HEARD YOU WERE TALKIN´ SHIT BROTHER!" 4:03 "THATS LIKE ONE SINGLE XENO, STEADY YOURSELF BROTHER!" 4:14 "IF I AM TO DIE, I DIE STANDING!" 4:30 ""TYRANID BAIT....." IS NOT THE RIGHT WORD BROTHER! I PREFER EXPEDITIONARY TYRANID PUNCHING BAG!" 4:45 "YES BROTHER BARACHIEL, I REALIZE YOU WANT BETTER ARMOR, BUT I CAN NOW PURGE HERETICS IN THREE DIFFERENT KINDS OF FIRE!" 5:07 "I´M GONNA NEED MOAR BOLTER FOR THIS HERESY!" 5:10 "I´M CONFUSED BY THIS HERESY BROTHER! ARE THE FOUL XENOS JUST PURGING THEMSELVES?" 5:25 "IT WAS IMPOSSIBLE TO REMOVE THE TRACES OF OUR GENESEED FROM THE BODIES OF THE ALIENS, SO GRANDMASTER BELIAL VOWED TO DESTROY EVERYTHING INSTEAD!" 5:33 "KABOOM!" 5:38 "OUR GUNS HAVE FALLEN SILENT BROTHER!" 5:50 "LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE TYRANIDS!" 6:03 "XENOPHOBIA INCREASES!" 6:09 "WAITING FOR BROTHERS!" 6:12 "I´M GETTING TOO LOYAL FOR THIS SHIT!" 6:13 "BROTHER! BROTHER! BROTHER! BROTHER! 6:18 "WHASSUP!" 6:28 "I CANT FUCKING READ!" 6:38 "ASSAULT CANNON DEPLOYED!" 6:58 "EASY FOR SOMEBODY WITH A FUCKING A10 WARTHOG STRAPPED TO THEIR ARM TO SAY" 7:02 "RUN TO ME BROTHER! THEY´LL ALL GET FUCKED IF THEY RUN INTO IT, JUST WATCH ...... DONE!" 7:17 "H" 7:27 "BROTHER I NEED AN APOTHECARY!" 7:32 "THIS TYRANID WHISPERED IN MY EAR THAT HE NEEDED ONE TOO!" 7:44 "WHATEVER, I´M GOIN´ IN!" 7:50 "HEY MAN, HOW MANY FINGERS AM I HOLDING UP?" 7:52 "TURN OF YOUR HEAVY FLAMMER SO I CAN TELL YOU!" 8:00 "THANK YOU BROTHER!" 8:04 "YOUR DUTY IS NOT DONE BROTHER!" 8:21 "PAIN IS MEANINGLESS TO ME!" 8:23 "CAN I SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER?" 8:41 "BROTHERS! TO PARTAKE IN OUR CRUSADE IS TO BE IMMORTAL!" 9:00 "WE MAY GET BURNT, BROTHERS!" 9:06 "THE SPACE BOOK SAYS THIS IS BAD!" 9:11 "IT SAYS WE CANT DO THAT IN THE CODEX......!" 9:14 "WELL, I CAN´T READ!" 9:16 "JUST ROAST MY FLAMES! BRUH-!" 9:27 "I´M GONNA NEED A HEAVY FLAMER FOR THIS HERESY!" 9:46 "DEATH TO THE ENEMY!" 9:56 "YO, THIS SHIT RICOCHETS? WHAT THE FUCK?" Finish for now, because it eats way more of my time than i anticipated at first, but at sometime i will return and fill it in all the way to the end. AND NEVER FORGET THE PLANET BROKE BEFORE THE GUARD DID! CADIA STANDS!

[@jaxsgamesiguess9731]

BROTHER, I WILL FINISH WHAT YOU HAVE STARTED. 10:21 “FOR THE EMPEROR!” 10:31 “MY FACE IS MY SHIELD.” 10:33 “BY ALL ACCOUNTS BROTHER, IT WAS NO MORE THEN A HULKING MASS OF STEEL!” 10:59 “ I, CANNOT... MOVE.” 11:08 “WE ARE THE MIGHT OF THE CHAPTERS FINEST, DIE!” 11:26 “BURN IN HOLY FIRE” 11:29 “ I TELL YOU TO STOP USEING YOUR FLAMER SO I CAN SEE. “ “FIRST OF ALL, ITS A HEAVY FLAMER.” 11:34 “WHY ARE YOU FLAMING ME? IM RIGHT.” 11:37 “MY FLAME DOES NOT DISCRIMINATE... IM AN EQUAL OPPORTUNITY FLAMER.” 12:33 “WHAT IS THIS! I JUST WALKED INTO A CTHULU FAN CLUB OUT HERE.” 12:51 “RETREAT NOW FOR VICTORY LATER.” 13:41 “I AM calm... WHAT SORCERY IS THIS!” 13:53 “THIS IS A POINT OF STRATEGIC IMPORT.” 14:07 “I LEAVE ONLY RUBBLE.” 14:09 “YOU’RE INSISTIN IN A FISTIN!” 14:28 “THIS IS WHERE ID LOCK MY DOOR IF THERE WAS ONE!” 14:49 “HE IS PISSED, BROTHER.” “I DO NOT WANT YOU GIRLS SCOUT COOKIES BROTHER.” 15:10 “LOOKS LIKE HEREISY TO ME, BROTHER 15:29 “BROTHER I AM PINNED HERE.” 15:56 “BROTHER, ARE YOU COLD?” 16:13 “I DONT ALWAYS JAM MY SPEAR OF CALIBAN BUT WHEN I DO ITS BECAUSE OF A SYTHE STRAIN BREATHING ON MY FACE.” 17:06 “ BANE OF THE HERETIC, TORMENT OF DEFIANCE, TRAITORS DOOM, DISTRACTION’S GLORY, THE VOICE OF DEVASTATION.” 17:34 “PURGE THEM IN FLAME,” 17:57 PRIMARCH LORE 18:06 “AH, WAT IS THAT? ITS MY EX WIFE KAREN!” 18:13 “BURN THESE ZENOS, LIKE I BURN THE CUSTODY PAPERS!” 18:22 TSEENCH 18:26 “ BLOOD FOR FOR THE BLOOD GOD.” 18:32 “FLIGHT WILL NOT SAVE YOU FOUL ZENO.” 18:38 “THEIR SHELTER HAS BECOME THEIR TOMB.” 18:41 KABOOM! 18:54 this how inquisitors look like while exterminatusing a planet. 19:13 “GET OV MY SHIP SPACE MARINE!” By the emperor that took forever, anyway ima join the imperial guard and get escorted by a custodies because I where to become a general.

[@naverthis7552]

@@jaxsgamesiguess9731 BROTHER YOU DID A FINE JOB HERE. MAY THE EMPEROR HONOR YOUR WORK AS I DO!

[@jaxsgamesiguess9731]

Music Listener THANK YOU BROTHER, FOR THE EMPEROR!

[@leviathan8203]

Brother!

[@demetriustaggart3400]

@@leviathan8203 BROTHER!

[@lordbalthosadinferni4384]

I really like that you had a dreadnought dispensing wisdom through the entire video. Very lore accurate.

[@TBH-nu2so]

“List of British colonies” “This list is incomplete. *You can help by EXPANDING IT* ”

[@Its_ThatGuy5185]

FOR THE QUEEN, FOR THE BRITISH EMPIRE!!!!!!!!!

[@thomasnolastname8734]

WE ARE ONE IN THE QUEEN, AND THE WILL OF TEA

[@ghazghkullthraka9714]

GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!

[@kenneth_blah_blah_blah9228]

TEA FOR THE TEA GOD!!

[@ireneparkin3360]

@@kenneth_blah_blah_blah9228 TEA FOR THE TEA THRONE!!!!! Sorry about that...

[@isosev]

"I CAN PURGE THE HERETICS IN THREE DIFFERENT KINDS OF FIRE!" Are you *SURE* you arent playing as the salamanders?

[@Crimson_Sun2486]

*BROTHER, ENOUGH WITH THE LORE*

[@benitoperez8884]

The Salamanders are the kind of guys that could be burning dozens of xenos but if you hurt your leg they will do everything to protect you

[@nade_s9220]

@@benitoperez8884 They are the big brothers of the marines

[@tzeechgodofchange3197]

Ooooo I am In the wrong comment section

[@benitoperez8884]

@@tzeechgodofchange3197 *Grey Knights intensifies*

[@GorNaKat]

I love how the radar can only display the rough direction to aim your weapon at at most. "Brother, it seems there are enemies EVERYWHERE." "GOOD! WE CAN FIGHT IN EVERY DIRECTION!"

[@luangomes2431]

"Sir.where surrounded it's a miracle sergeant" "Indeed private now we don't have to aim the emperor had bless us"

[@dreademperor2094]

@@luangomes2431 Good we can fire on all sides!

[@colinhawley8050]

Sir, we’re surrounded Then we won’t miss, Fire!!!!!!!!

[@firstconsul7286]

"Brother, this is what we call a target rich environment!"

[@jamesgaming-kn1zz]

@@firstconsul7286 "you call it a hospital i call it a target rich environment"

[@NergalTheGoblin]

i just want to say this video is the sole reason i got into 40k. i blame you for how much i've spent on my army lmao

[@gibthegrey2214]

Get a printer and let the Jolly Roger fly

[@mattinghas4124]

Even in debt, you still serve!

[@cmdrblade2485]

THIS VIDEO IS EXACTLY HOW I ENTERED 40K. PRAISE THE BADGER EMPEROR OF MANKIND

[@LordCrate-du8zm]

What army do you play?

[@colterbrown3679]

I’ve watched this video 3 or 4 times before, but I never noticed that at 8:48 the name of Badger’s server is “Heretical Boogaloo”. I freaking love this channel.

[@tdpuuhailee8222]

Perfection

[@jcc13213]

I keep coming back to this video and one of my favorite parts is, "LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE TYRANIDS". That poor guardsman...

[@marystone860]

Yeah, that poor guy is so SCREWED! I've been learning more and more about the lore of 40k., like the thing about the Tyranids, I heard that the ones the Imperium of Man have been fighting this whole time, those are just the SCOUTS!

[@sickcxnt9444]

He definitely seen old one eye

[@denyhaguilar679]

List of Khornate massacres This Is incomplete, *YOU CAN HELP BY EXPANDING IT*

[@jahrusalem3658]

@@denyhaguilar679 *_FOR KHORNE!!_*

[@TheLordOfBeans]

​@@denyhaguilar679FOR THE GLORY OF KHORNE

[@frostyskittles2465]

“Their shelter has become their tomb.” Such a raw line

[@sebastianthomsen2225]

KABOOMM!!! :)

[@citizenblu]

KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!

[@cloud6254]

as the orks say IT.

[@tetrobro5182]

Dilly Z I’m definitely making that a line for one of my more intense characters. *collapses the enemy base on their heads* “Their shelter has become their tomb.”

[@cloud6254]

@@tetrobro5182 good one

[@xxiSHTAr9000x]

10:23 “That’s also why melee is a bit of a joke” *The entire Black Templars chapter will remember that*

[@bittercad1137]

Mmmhhh more like the Space Wolves will remember this. I would put money on the fact the Logan Grimnar would wipe the floor with Helbrecht in melee.

[@floridamen1689]

Brother, my squad will remember that. Our flails and maces sing the levels sound of killing heretics as elite members of the deathwing

[@LordCrate-du8zm]

@@bittercad1137 Well you'd be wrong. No pity, no remorse, no fear!

[@sirseacow4514]

Lion El Johnson is finally awake! Rejoice! He woke up from his power nap to kick some heretic a-

[@Yimyimyimyim277]

“...And more importantly, friendly fire is OFF!” *Laughs in Dark Angel*

[@RDDESIGNOFEHT]

The space book says this is still bad

[@Yimyimyimyim277]

Donna Winkler Ultramarines get out! Reeeee

[@idioticnerd7748]

we shall reclaim their souls in the name of the emperor brother, for our redemption will come through their damnation we are the sons of Caliban and we shall bring our chapter back into the emperors light.

[@ty_thebigbug4791]

Sad commissar noises

[@etisugiarti4182]

BURN IN HOLY FIRE

[@warzone822]

"The codex says we cant do that" Black templars: well I cant read

[@kabob0077]

Not Dopler Dorn would be displeased with his Angry Boys.

[@Southern_Crusader]

Me when reading the rules of war.

[@screamingrat4700]

The space book says it is bad

[@CafeLiquerstreams]

Black Templar: "swear on these holy relics" Blood Angel: *Steals relics*

[@drizztiley8740]

@@kabob0077 i mean, he doesn't like the book either.

[@pyrobandit]

I enjoy this video way too damn much, mostly cause it gives a nice lighthearted, yet very real view of 40k, and now I can just see a badger chapter of space marines that have just really dark comedic as a major rule of their chapter, and really enjoy using heavy flamers.

[@pifilixxiv3192]

The first part are basically toned down nightpirss

[@pifilixxiv3192]

Night lords

[@izagaribay8906]

The Meme Marines

[@the8madness905]

17:57 I have come back to this video only to inform. He has woken up.

[@blutarchmann9070]

Voice line: My *faith* is my shield Everyone: My *FACE* is my shield I mean, it sounds ridiculous, but still sounds like something they would say

[@tycurry6799]

Just treat it like the space marine has a lisp

[@Haggysack2k8]

Voice Line: My *Faith* is my shield Everyone: My *FACE* is my shield Mass Effect Andromeda: My *FACE* is tired.

[@mortaxxe7283]

He's just wearing a strong helmet.

[@thestrangeone12209]

10:31

[@TiernanWilkinson]

MY FACE IS MY SHIELD MY HAIR IS MY SWORD

[@jacobchansy8627]

"It says we cant do that in the codex" *"WELL I CANT READ"* 9:11

[@ladywaffle2210]

*Proceeds to violently purge the Imperial Guardsmen*

[@Southern_Crusader]

Me when reading the rules of war.

[@Leon-ue8cl]

@moi. akin lagent genfer konvention

[@stargazer1041]

@moi. akin lagent It's more a sort of guideline

[@insidious7329]

@@stargazer1041 More of a suggestion, or an option.

[@hiyohiyo5188]

Felt like this came out last month almost 4 years now 💀

[@gracedolipro6206]

Holy shit yeah

[@dave_5356]

still one of my top favourite badger videos

[@Pope-gaming]

Same man

[@nicolascabana-whiteley7843]

5 now lol

[@ethanhostetler4007]

I'ma say right now, the Storm Bolter is 110% the best weapon in this game. There should always be at least one player running it, generally a Librarian due to the fact it combos with the Force Sword and you can just mash 1-3 while spitting out gouts of metallic retribution, occasionally punctuated by bone cleaving slashes with a sword fueled entirely by rage and holy might.

[@thefanfir]

when the loyalist space marine shouts "blood for the blood god"

[@ErickGarcia-le8pt]

Flesh Tearers be like

[@coltonj.9848]

Clearly some heresy is upon us brothers

[@EzekiesAcheron]

That's clearly some heresy.

[@TheBonesMalone]

_bodyslams table_ *So It'S hErEsY tHeN*

[@RocketHarry865]

Azreal: Make him repent Asmodai

[@KattyKole]

9:12 “It says we can’t do that in the codex” “WELL I CAN’T READ!” Me in literally any co-op shooter

[@rinkothelad]

“Just ROAST my flames bruh”

[@Scarletraven87]

"Well then it's a good thing we're in a space hulk, not in the codex"

[@christiansmith9306]

Just got the word Henry Cavill is going to star and produce WH40K. Came right here. I will be savoring the memes if they mess this up.

[@Tumbleflop]

i'm sorry *WHAT*

[@LordCrate-du8zm]

Yep, he’s making a show for it.

[@inarisarp]

I want to make a meme out of "Its one, single xeno. Steady yourself, brother."

[@Gojimon630]

Heavenly: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD Also Heavenly: That's clearly some heresy

[@justinbarnett4816]

That’s some Jekyll and Hyde energy.

[@Guuuun_]

"FOR KHORNE!"

[@jacklebergshecklestein9359]

We love switching sides

[@HydraDominatus420]

He's playing both sides so that he always comes out on top.

[@WildZephyr]

He knows heresy quite well.

[@icyvulpine4408]

You: “The Codex Astartes does not support this action.” Me, an intellectual: “The space book says no.”

[@johndee2990]

Brother Percival speaks the Emporer's Truth!

[@harvachammerblade2399]

Void text bad

[@billyshire5482]

The leather-bound mass of space paper contradicts this current strategy

[@stormcrowlegendary3512]

Don't care what the book says. I have 3' fangs, smell bad, but have an awesome beard, yet I'm not the heretic. Space Wolves rule brothers. Still, the Salamanders light on fire. That's cool too I guess.

[@wawawiggity6810]

Me, an intellectual: bruh this weird fuggin space code straight rarted

[@Halden.]

Fun fact: the more you know about The Dark Angels the funnier this video is. Because Badger and the Bois almost entirely line up with the lore of how the Dark Angels act, except the Dark Angels wouldn’t be joking or laughing as they say these things.

[@KanuckStreams]

Man, now that Lion El'Johnson is awake and running around, purging is even better.

[@damianodedaj7673]

Now I understand how Notre Dame caught fire. I'm happy to add part two of this comment: Now I understand how the cathedral of Nantes caught fire.

[@robertmattesky6453]

This better get pinned.

[@airplanemaniacgaming7877]

too much holy, too many heretics entering, and some serious devotion to the emprah.

[@Saranghandi451]

This is heresy

[@bathcurtains5766]

Damn

[@bottomgear4028]

😂😂😂

[@baronvonpickles]

*Samuel* "You can't just shoot a hole into the surface of Mars" *Doom Slayer* 5:34

[@grangran8660]

So true

[@denyhaguilar679]

*KABOOM*

[@jonathanhamilton6190]

I think the mechanicus may frown on this action

[@alexanderdeppert9952]

I AGREE BROTHER!

[@doomeddigs7292]

Brother, It is heresy to go shooting a hole into the surface of mars.

[@omegarx2231]

I do love that 40k treats the phrase "virtually immortal" as short hand for "your gonna need more bullets"

[@TyrantToppat]

Fun fact: the Space Marines follow the Imperial Truth, in which it DOESN'T see the Emperor as a god.

[@Gus-dj1ub]

Funner fact: Some Space Marines like the Black Templars do follow the Imperial Creed.

[@victorianoliveiravieira5775]

My Friend, an Apothecary: "The Codex Astartes does not support this action brother" Me, a Librarian: "Brother I can't read"

[@Dushess]

Librarian who can't read. Lul

[@theSpartan187]

Timestamp?

[@datkhornedog899]

*Stamps [Attribute: Read] on Librarian's face*

[@datkhornedog899]

@Alex Heart *Exterminatus*

[@TimDaCorgi]

The space book says this is bad

[@frostymug5939]

13:38 “I am calm. WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!”

[@DANIELEKING]

Is it alastor?

[@darrianweathington1923]

Stop screaming sigismund

[@lucasprzybyla848]

What is this from originally

[@DemitriVladMaximov]

@@lucasprzybyla848Sounds like the original Skeletor.

[@crimsontsunami9165]

DemitriVladMaximov I thought so too

[@austinmoe4865]

I really want to get more into Warhammer 40K stuff purely because of the 1-liners that deserve to be *_belted_* out to fill the void

[@darkgachamaker573]

The books the games or the table top?

[@dreademperor2094]

@@darkgachamaker573 I'm willing to get both

[@sdg131]

@@dreademperor2094 thats three things

[@LordCrate-du8zm]

I’d recommend reading the Ciaphas Cain books.

[@R_Caine]

After all this time. "The Emperor's Finest" *Proceeds to whip around heavy flamers like pool noodles. This is still hilarious.

[@aidenfurry471]

"i need an apothecary" the 40K equivalent of "MEDIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"-any class in TF2

[@nade_s9220]

I NEED A MEDIC BAG

[@HinataElyonToph]

“I need healing.” -Genji Shimada

[@b.o.b8857]

@@HinataElyonToph HA

[@princesolareclipse8426]

@@nade_s9220, Dallas

[@rinnnnnnnnnnrin]

*throws dandelions at the nearest space marine*

[@vankhorne]

"MY FACE IS MY SHIELD!!!" I spilled the coffee there man, I admit it.

[@dylanmcc9037]

@Blæck Løtus your fun

[@yoshua3182]

Ok liberal

[@gravebructer4881]

Didnt he say faith?

[@jacent.4982]

@@gravebructer4881 That's the joke. The Dawm of War community has been doing that for years. Look into Alien Beanz.

[@Sir_Bucket]

@@jacent.4982 it's like Boreale's speech SPESH MARINES

[@charliemeyers2449]

17:56 Great news about the Lion!

[@GhostOfDamned]

13:41 that space marine fits the voice very well 😂

[@jasonstallings9785]

13:41 "I am calm" *a millisecond later* WHAT KIND OF SORCERY IS THIS

[@captainstarrex8620]

That’s the joke dude

[@nick_a91]

Pre-heresy death guard be like

[@noconsequence8302]

I used this audio for a video

[@jtho8937]

Dumbledore asked calmly

[@CatoSicarius903]

Yes. That was what he said. Good job for spotting that.

[@jeova0sanctus0unus]

My favourite quote from this video: "Bold words for one in assault cannon range"

[@typowynieogar]

I dont which is my Best cause i laughed entire video.

[@typowynieogar]

I think "Can't the Xeno get any bigger?!"

[@NukaNova]

Don’t worry kids she can’t keep you from me forever.

[@ainumahtar]

To me it's gotta be "Heavenly: Blood for the blood god. A different one: That's clearly some heresy"

[@DynoSkrimisher]

It says we can't do that in the codex! *WELL I CAN'T READ!*

[@rawrgawr1492]

17:44 that scene cracked me up.

[@sirminti8228]

A Deathwing sequel with different enemies and more customization- like different styles of armor, more weapon variants, more abilities and equipment per class, more bossfight enemies and environments and such The groundwork is there for a pretty sick sequel IMO

[@PainSquared]

The combination of people who know the lore and who don't is the best for 40k games.

[@lemmonboy6459]

Domagoj-Antonio Pljuskovac Me: *Looks for lore on Warhammer* Lore Video: *1 hour long*

[@alcatras201]

@@lemmonboy6459 ther are even longer lore videos

[@universal1014]

Cough arch warhammer

[@paulomr445]

@@lemmonboy6459 part 1/10 of a single conflict

[@redjive_industries3760]

Domagoj-Antonio Pljuskovac the perfect excuse for me to stop being introverted and never. *Stop.* *_Talking._*

[@monsterrx7176]

13:40 "I am calm. WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?" Glorious and good for most day to day events

[@daedricmace919]

MonsterRX Space magic

[@echo_ironside8006]

Where does that quote come from? Or was it made up? Cos I'm getting Monty Python vibes from it

[@Rook6666]

I listened to this 80 times and kept laughing.

[@mixing3698]

@@echo_ironside8006 im getting an adult swim vibe, specifically mid 2000's swim

[@clairwells2761]

*away from my brother* this is something he told me so I actually did the “I am calm. WHAT SORCERY IS THIS “

[@emred4653]

ashe in 40k armour is making me feel things

[@Baird419]

My introduction to Badger. Im not dissapointed

[@dangerdash4393]

Mine was the Space Marine video. Also not dissapointed.

[@dreademperor2094]

@@dangerdash4393 me too

[@MemeticMutant]

"Why not Exterminatus first?" "Look do you want to play the game or not"

[@martind5653]

"So the game can happen!"

[@rinkothelad]

I don’t think you’ll be able to if you don’t have a good graphics card with your bröthėr

[@a.i.m.f8567]

I just want to purge the heresy =(

[@ShadowMuffin42]

And plus, purging is really really fun.

[@Jonathan-fb1kj]

@DEFCON ZERO Well in-lore they actually do send in the Astartes in Hulks to recover any possible archo-tech or just high tech in general and if its not worth the effort then they just blow it the fuck up.

[@nekromaster27]

“Yes brother Barachiel, I realize you need armor but understand that I can now purge heretics in 3 kinds of fire.” Rpg logic right there lol I love it.

[@willy_b_coyote]

Outside Terminator armor: *FEEL THE MIGHT OF THE CHAPTER’S FINEST!!!!!!!* Inside Terminator Armor: 0:13 6:06

[@ayunatsukiyo2998]

Badjur has such an interesting way of explaining everything everything at the start that makes so much sense. I would love a video where he just talks about lore like that.

[@SirMcCheese]

40 frames for a 40k game as the Emperor intended.

[@satamoto6488]

hahahaah nc one

[@dino-hunterxx7193]

SATAMOTO 8 frames for KHORNE

[@vladgabrielmatei9128]

EMPEROR APPROVED✋👌

[@aries8536]

Perfectly balanced as all things should be.

[@anthonywhite4656]

FOR THE EMPEROR

[@_asuryan3072]

List of Khornate massacres: This list is incomplete *you can help by expanding it* You had me dieing as well as dieing some more

[@_asuryan3072]

Tamim Yaqubi I speak the language of the heretic uc

[@ih8mylife]

Yeah, that's when I lost it, too XD

[@eyesofthevoid9595]

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

[@DisDatK9]

Careful brother, you’ll make me give you my geneseed

[@the_doom_rager4415]

Heavenly, “THATS HOW YOU UNLOCK A DOOR!”

[@subtlewhatssubtle]

I'm glad this classic didn't get purged by GW's fun police.

[@SyrNikoliTheBastardous]

"Y'know this heresy is kinda small, gimme the light flamer I don't wanna spend good fuel" *Said no one ever*

[@isosev]

*THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS SMALL HERESY!*

[@jacksongrantham4848]

@@isosev Pretty sure there is, but it's measured by how much of the Ordos Hereticus and Ordos Malleus are sent after you.

[@yashkeshavpatnam1852]

@@jacksongrantham4848 it’s a rather simple scale 0- ur good 1+ - you’re fucked

[@vladgabrielmatei9128]

@@isosev ayy we found a black templar lets give him a bunch of codex copies and see how high the pyre burns :D

[@FlashHawk4]

The only "light" flamer the Imperium recognizes is the hand flamer, and that exists so you can hold it in one hand while the other is a power fist.

[@pinedragon5398]

“I love making warhammer 40k videos” *only makes two videos of it ever*

[@vladgabrielmatei9128]

Quit being mean

[@frankficcle7081]

But they are really good videos.

[@WTFisTingispingis]

Quality over quantity, also there's not really that many 40k games worth covering.

[@fr33w33d]

@@WTFisTingispingis HERESY!!! The empire survives on faith you filthy xenos!

[@WTFisTingispingis]

@@fr33w33d ok boomer

[@BlightHauler247]

10:31 marine: my faith is my shield badger: my face is my shield captions: my see you joe

[@rogaldorn2312]

I wonder if this game will get a lot more people to play now because the lion has returned

[@donmclean9493]

Strategic value:ABSOLUTE Video value:ABSOLUTE

[@NinjaAO42]

List of Khornate massacres This list is incomplete *YOU CAN HELP BY EXPANDING IT*

[@shadowstrider8295]

*FOR KHORNE!*

[@jacksongrantham4848]

*SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!*

[@deathcompanybattlebrother]

Jackson Grantham MILK FOR THE KHORNE FLAKES

[@oblivionthekhajiit1155]

Its incomplete because of the doorways

[@NinjaAO42]

@@oblivionthekhajiit1155 And this is where I'd lock the door... IF THERE WAS ONE

[@TheNightmareAngelYT]

7:23 Funniest part for me I wish spamming for a Medic in TF2 was this funny!

[@RON-SQUAD]

1:07 skulls 4 the skull throne blood 4 the blood god

[@Nintendo-Switchblade]

Souls for the soul king

[@scorpionvenom27]

4 Khorne!

[@paladinudraziel5873]

"You know you're in a 40K Game when instead of saying: Waiting for players, it's Waiting for brothers." EXCELLENT! :D

[@Loreofw0rlds]

anyone: *questions anything about warhammer* Space Marines: I T I S T H E E M P O R E R ' S W I L L

[@shlongmanator9505]

Is your profile picture a dow dark eldar upgrade?

[@PuddingXXL]

Imagine the Inquisition discovering our real-time internet. *QUICKEST EXTERMINATUS IN ALL HUMAN HISTORY*

[@loganchase4371]

Was misspelling Emperor also part of the Emperor's Will, brother? XD

[@Loreofw0rlds]

@@loganchase4371 uhh, yes, absolutely, 100%

[@PuddingXXL]

@@loganchase4371 We are made for WAR not for heresy brother!

[@paulogoncalves3079]

Alright, I'm gonna start playing this game because of this video. This was insanely fun, big shout out to you and your friends. Purge in fire!!!

[@mountaintoadsage]

Coming back to the video that got me into Warhammer is amazing. I was just a small initiate and now I am a proper chapter master. It feels so cool

[@Madmacko]

Telling my friend about Warhammer F: Sounds similar to starcra- Me: SILENCE HERETIC.

[@gkraith2995]

Just tell them StarCraft was inspired by 40k.

[@maank2146]

@@gkraith2995 Well its less that both copied each other and more that both draw inspirations from the same Places. Best examples: Tyranides and Zergs. They both are pretty similar in concept and design but both actually come from the same source instead of being copycats from each other. "Starship Trooper" (the book not the movie) from Robert A. Heinlein. Same goes for almost anything. Both were basiacly insipred by the same counts of Sci-FI (and sometimes Fantasy) books and movies including. The Dune series (BTW the series where they got the Emperor from), the Forever War, Battletech, Terminator, Alien, Star Wars and so on and on. Both didnt really invented the genre.

[@Humanlink1]

Immediate exterminatus of your friend.

[@squashiejoshie200000]

@@maank2146 No, you don't understand. Starcraft was literally intended to be the first wh40k video game but they lost the license and just used the assets and came up with a new story. The tyranids may or may not be based on Starship Troopers (Seems unlikely tbh. In the book, the arachnids are almost never really described, from their appearance to how they get from planet to planet. We can assume its ships because they moved their human prisoners around, but we can't really know. Meanwhile, their command structure functions very differently and general behaviour is also very different. The arachnids favor tunneling and live underground, but the tyranids don't really have a preference for anything other than getting at the enemy as swiftly as possible when they have numbers or preventing themselves from being detected when they don't. All in all, they aren't really all that similar. Also, while the arachnids had brains that thought and queens that hatched, the tyranids have synapse creatures that allow the hive mind to direct the swarm, but no real brains and they have no real equivalent to queens other than the tyranids large enough to carry spawning pools.), but the zerg were definitely based on the tyranids. All of the story elements of Starcraft were original as far as I know (I haven't read all that much pre-90's sci fi. Mostly Heinlein, Asimov and Wyndham) but none of the ones I had heard of included a sector being populated by what amounts to colonial Australians and psychic elves. WH40k as far as I know mostly took the background from Dune (The Butlerian Jihad and Muad'dib specifically) and then what it had from Warhammer Fantasy (Which came before Rogue Trader, which came before wh40k) and shoehorned those into a sci-fi universe. The necrons are basically the Warhammer Fantasy Tomb Kings, the Eldar are elves, the dark eldar are kinky elves (Don't know if they were based on anything other than eldar and bondage but w/e) and so on. Chaos is a faction completely new as far as I know, besides being generically evil people which very many series have. As for modelling, Starcraft took pretty much all its game 1 shit from warhammer, best examples being marines and zerglings, whose models are almost 1 for 1 copies with warhammer models. They did have to redo the models after their license got canned, but those 2 and hydralisks barely got touched. After that, they just tweaked it all and called it a day. Warhammer seems to have taken the space marines from Starship Troopers from a purely aesthetic view. They are large bulky suits of armor and some of them have jump jets. Aside from that, the Orks are typical orks with a very atypical backstory, the eldar are elves with a pretty typical backstory and the dark eldar are elves with a very atypical backstory. Chaos is neat. Half demons and half corrupted good guys (as a trope, normal) but then with a very original backstory. The Imperial guard are a unique thing across science fiction as far as I can tell. Their closest analogue is the Russian army in WW2. Necrons are skeletons with spoopy lightning guns (that ignore trivial things like armor) and the tau are communist space people (That have Japanese accents in the games but are otherwise not really related to the Japanese, so I have no idea why everyone calls them that. Maybe the robots and drones.). All in all, as backstory goes, mostly fairly original and as characters go, mostly Fantasy races shoehorned into sci fi universes.

[@maank2146]

@@squashiejoshie200000 Ok lets unreveal this a bit. 1: The assumption that starcraft was supposed to be a wh40k game is incorrect but they have basiacly the same concept. In both cases the developer wanted to put their fantasy franchise (warcraft and warhammer fantasy (rip)) into space. 2: The tyranids have basiacly 2 major inspirations. The bugs from Starship Troopers for their hivemind society and the Aliens franchise for basiacly anything else (also for the look that also Starcraft copied) This is basiacly the case since the second Edition that was released 1995 (same year as the development of starcraft started btw) where the tyranids got their first codex and where also combined with the genestealer cult witch was a seperate entity before. Tyranids actually also existed in Rouge Trade before that but were alot diffrent from what we have today. 3: This also brings me to your lore analysis of the tyranids. Most what you wrote is more recent tyranid lore where they defined more but inital they were basiacly the aliens from aliens. GW tried to come up with more original lore and concepts but basiacly till the early 2000s WH40k Lore basiacly amounted to: Concept IN SPACE. Catachan: Rambo IN SPACE, Deathkorp of Krieg: WW1 IN SPACE, Eldars: Elves IN SPACE. Praetorian Guard: British Colonial Empire IN SPACE and so on. 4: If by Pyschic elves you mean the Elders these were basiacly Fantasy Elves in Space. Not everything was based on Sci Fi but also on Fantasy Novels (how else would you explain the Squats and Orks). Dark Elders are actually just Dark Elves going for the BDSM Astetic that was popualized by some metal and punk bands of the time. They also draw some inspiration from the fairfolk from World of Darkness. 5: Again Warhammer 40k had alot of inspiration especialy for the Empire (witch is the most refined group in the lore). The Servoarmor of the Space Marines for exampe comes from "The Eternal War" from Joe Haldeman and again Starship Troopers wihle their oranization in Legion comes again from GWs favourite Concept: Romans IN SPACE. The Imprial Army on the other hand is mostly inspired by current historical and sometimes armies. Look at the current cadia models (the first were actually modeled after the modern british army) they are basiacly from the starship Trooper movies. Also some parts of the Empire (and to some part Warhammer 40k in general) are very familiar to Judge Dreed (the comics from 77) 6: As you mentioned the Necros. Their similarities to the Tomb Kings from Warhammer Fantasy (rip) is actually the newer version of them. In their old Lore they were basiacly inspired by the Terminator movies (witch you can still see from their designs) and in Space Crusade they were even described as "Chaos Androids" just to showcase how much lore changed over time. 7: For the models in Starcraft. Non of the two invented Servo Armor and as described both Zergs and Tyranids where modeled after the Aliens. As stated two franchises drawing inspiration from the same material. And if you look at 2nd Edition minitures you actually see that the comparisons fall apart a bit. The only comparisson is basiacly that both were modled after insectoid/achranoid creatures. 8: To Summarize your last bit. Chaos are basiacly Demons even their symbol isnt original but is just the universal symbol for chaos from Michael Moonbrocks eternal Champion stories.And the Tau were put into the game because GW wanted to jump onto the anime hype but theres the possibilty that the Taus where actually stolen. You see the Tau were first introduced in Wh40k in 2001 and some people started to see some similaties with older franchises including the Vau (witch sounds convinend) from fading sun (witch is a technological advanced species inspired by the Quing Dynasty witch also sounds a bit familiar), and funnily enought StarCraft (the whole cast system witch is very similar to the protoss). And dont get me wrong here. Its absolutly plausible that both GW and Blizzard draw inspiration from each other. But lets be honest here both arent really creative Powerhouses when it comes to Original Concepts. The entire WH40k universe is basiacly things stiched together that GW ripped off from others. But in the end it really didnt matter because it is (or was till recently) just supposed to be pure overthetop Space Cheese just as Starcraft was just supposed to be Space Western Cheese. Sure most of it is just CONCEPT IN SPACE. But in the end its presented in a fun way. And as long they dont pull another "Age of Sigmar" and declare creativ brankrupcy again its all fine. Its all "ripped off" (or better inspired) content but its fun ripped off content.

[@aj_wlyms3117]

“Brother, the codex does not allow this!” Badger: Who needs to read when you can *PURGE THE HERETICS?!*

[@LinkiePup]

Dark Angels Company Colors: Bone White: Deathwing, and and when not in Terminator, or Gravis armor, Inner Circle members wear Green Armor, with bone white robes. Black: The Raven Wing, and made up non-inner circle members who are tasked with hunting bad Dark Angels. Dark Green: colored as such to remember Caliban, the home planet of the Dark Angels that was destroyed by Dark Angels that fell to Chaos.

[@TizonaAmanthia]

that extra deeeep Voice of those Dreadnaughts. you used. it's JUST the right rich frequency that just...resonates. like Cellos, and Colm Guinness doing sub Bass notes.

[@deadeyemidget0892]

"I need an apothecary" is the way better version of "I NEED HEALING"

[@localqueergoblin7486]

MEDIC!!!

[@dylanwills1138]

DOC!!

[@TheCooldog]

suck it Overwatch

[@ericwintjen1618]

PILLS HERE

[@gratuitouslurking8610]

Still doesn't beat the requirement of a dispenser at this proximity.

[@deems2950]

40K : * exists * GPU: "EXTERMINATUS FOR THE EMPEROR!"

[@MrLukejstephens]

I’m expecting a darktide episode in the future

[@phantomfox4317]

Yous also came back on this video after it's release huh? xD

[@colrayne3626]

Years later and these vids are the best quick lore vids to date. Not to mention that they are hilarious to boot.

[@jakubfabisiak9810]

You kinda missed a joke with the Salamanders there: Dark angels used to be Black, and now they're green, except the ravenwing, who are still black, not to be confused with the Raven Guard, who are also black, while the Salamanders are Green, but they're actually Black.

[@nukran6055]

Weren't the salamanders like black/yellow'ish at first?

[@1SevenCirclesDesign]

What about the Black templars, who are mostly white?

[@jakubfabisiak9810]

@@nukran6055 iirc, their original color scheme was a yellow/dark green camo

[@ShadowMuffin42]

BROTHER, enough with the lore

[@AgentMazgunn]

at least theyre not alpha legion... "are you with us or against us brothers?" --"Yes!".

[@ijustworkhere1008]

9:12 "the codex doesn't support this action" "WELL I CAN'T READ" I lost it at that part

[@bendrenth441]

Me too.

[@johnbourlier7883]

Best part of the video. I laugh every time.

[@nitefurie.]

I absolutely love it when then rate of fire is so high it actually does go BRRRRRRRRRR. Not being able to differentiate where one shot ends and the next starts just hits different

[@jasonclawson104]

Welcome to the 40K universe where PAIN IS MANDATORY.

[@thomasnolastname8734]

PAIN IS TEMPORARY EXTERMINATUS IS FOREVER

[@realanimegirls9653]

Xeno: Finally, I can have all this heresy to myself. *Assault cannon starts spinning* What the hell?! Brother: I smell heresy

[@limelaminum2935]

Xeno: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

[@Qardo]

Uh...Xeno do not commit heresy. It is those who worship Choas that are Heretics or deny the love of the God Emperor. Xeno is just...dead. Just dead. They get nothing. Not even the justification of being called "Heretics". So. Put the Assault Cannon away and get the Flamers. Roast them.

[@realanimegirls9653]

Qardo First of all: Heretics use regular flamers, true brothers only use heavy flamers. Second of all: Why don’t we use both?

[@RakRescue]

@@realanimegirls9653 who will use the assault cannon

[@inyoface05]

4:18 "Become a apothecary" They said "You're saving lives"... THEY SAID!!

[@Southern_Crusader]

RussianBadger playing Warhammer 40k solo: Excellent RussianBadger playing Warhammer 40k with his crew: *Excellence Intencifies*

[@fellow9939]

6:59 man the assault cannon's so good it killed the bitrate on the shadowplay recording too

[@hunterasbury6529]

2:01 Admiral Trench from the clone wars can. He literally survived two ships blowing up with him on them, not to mention he lived for like a full minute after getting impaled by Anakin.

[@sexytiger63]

Brother, the xenos are destroying my graphics card! *BROTHER I REQUIRE ASSISTANCE*

[@LuisHernandez-ss2fc]

Did you pay your prayers to the machine spirit?

[@phreakazoith2237]

graphic cards are tech heresy. Play your games on a lobotomized servitor that is attached to a holocube like any other good citizen does. the emperor protects.

[@NinjaAO42]

Brother, the xenos are doing you a favour. By destroying your graphics card, it ensures you get an upgrade(after purging the xenos scum ofc). For the Emperor

[@hadrielkain4077]

Do I look like a Techmarine Brother?

[@lordinquisitorpeter8221]

Call a tech priest!

[@brendanposey7774]

Me: "wow this game looks cool-" Badger: "you need friends."

[@anown315]

Brothers. You need brother.

[@parapax6255]

what if i dont have a brother? Hulk Hogan: *BROTHER* .. i am here

[@ravioliking5246]

( sad music plays)

[@niimasauber3748]

"can tyranids get any bigger?!" yes, yes they can. like, a lot bigger

[@Honk_Honk_Honk]

*“I UNDERSTAND THAT YOU NEED BETTER ARMOR BROTHER, BUT I CAN NOW PURGE HERETICS IN THREE DIFFERENT KINDS OF FIRE!!”*

[@iamme8359]

“I need an apothecary” has the same energy as “MEEEEEDIC”

[@ahmadrafa9523]

You mean the same energy as Dallas needing a medic bag?

[@iamme8359]

@@ahmadrafa9523 that too

[@2leggedhorror]

"i need healing"

[@TheBonesMalone]

@@2leggedhorror FRICK OFF GENJI

[@_a_random_muffin_]

*pressing E intensifies*

[@Typhoid_Rat]

"It is so over the top, it is so nuts. I love every second of it." Welcome to 40k my dude.

[@user-xb1wh5mt4l]

It is quite ripped off from Iron Hands, because they are a "warrior-monk" type of organization with power armored guys who love collecting old techno-trinkets. While they don't attach any old tech to their bodies, they are still fascinated with them.

[@Ultimate_Fright]

I literally got an had for a summoner game that had 3d animation then it started singing so i skipped it, to be immediately greeted with "I'm gonna need a heavy flamer for this heresy" Literally perfection

[@ottiv1125]

Can't wait for the next 40k episode, hopefully on Darktide