The best part of this video is that Bas starts every single fight
@ianhunt-duffy55236 жыл бұрын
Haha 😂
@stephenr806 жыл бұрын
Jajajajaja
@nething945 жыл бұрын
Prevention
@mindfuldrone5 жыл бұрын
It's called "getting your retaliation in first".
@TheDisizit15 жыл бұрын
Putin said once something like "if you can't avoid a fight make sure you strike first" lol
@tylercooper90908 жыл бұрын
"He is telling me about my wife... I'm sorry sir, but I'm going to have to break your leg." Lmao!
@petersellers99446 жыл бұрын
Tyler Cooper I'm dying 😂😂😂
@keemoify6 жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@jonathancondor10255 жыл бұрын
2:47 timestamp
@ohnonotjo5 жыл бұрын
4:02 Bas Rutten auditions for Chewbacca
@josephcusumano28855 жыл бұрын
😅😅😅
@vinnyhaddad3 жыл бұрын
“Here’s how you defend yourself against someone that’s sitting down cross legged”
@Zipfei_Kloatscher3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@dasha41023 жыл бұрын
Im sorry sir but im gonna break your leg 😂😂
@JozefLucifugeKorzeniowski3 жыл бұрын
"He looks like he may be asleep? Good. The element of surprise is necessary for effective self defense"
@domingosantunes82923 жыл бұрын
IM DED
@caralho52373 жыл бұрын
Anti-hindu system
@snakehips31315 жыл бұрын
In this video he will teach you how to turn a simple verbal dispute into a life sentence for first degree murder
@j.p.foleyjr.63334 жыл бұрын
Haaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaha I'm dying for real
@BlakeJp94 жыл бұрын
LMFAO
@uxy14 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@ryanhammond64694 жыл бұрын
🤣
@olivhalirova33804 жыл бұрын
😀👍
@NMGardening6 жыл бұрын
The biggest crime in history is that bas rutten was a bouncer when there were no smartphones to video his bar fights
@felixdewinter34845 жыл бұрын
DeathmetalIndian right?!?!
@oigomieggo245 жыл бұрын
@@MS-sv1tr But that's like the History Channel when what we want is Worldstar videos
@phantom_mist17265 жыл бұрын
Crazy right?! Bas feels like a very honest person I really feel he is telling the truth about his past it's just too bad we couldn't see it on video
@ArcadeMusicTribute5 жыл бұрын
Sir! You are soooo right! LOL
@spectre90655 жыл бұрын
@Brendan Cronin They would also expose the 95% of self defense videos available to the public for the frauds they are.
@HPTeguh4 жыл бұрын
"He tried to kill me. So now I gotta return the favor" lmao gold
@juliolp953 жыл бұрын
"Stab, in the liver"
@dasha41023 жыл бұрын
"Right away you say okay im sorry.........BANG BANG BANG...... no im not!!"
@Scaevola94493 жыл бұрын
Based
@AndrewG9753 жыл бұрын
"On the streets, everything is legal"- Bas Rutten, Attorney at Law
@brianangarola8779 Жыл бұрын
2 eyes for an eye sounds fair
@22steve5150 Жыл бұрын
@@brianangarola8779 2 eyes, a liver, a kneecap, and five teeth for telling him that the seat is taken seems fair to him.
@Dessoxyn9 ай бұрын
Man, I never realized Terra nullius bars were so popular
@graphstyleАй бұрын
😂
@morzee944 жыл бұрын
“Hi, I’m Bas Rutten and I’m going to show you how to escalate a disagreement into murder”
@ngwalker003 жыл бұрын
Thanks, I just spit coke all over my keyboard.
@walkeradrian19893 жыл бұрын
Lmfao been awhile since i laughed that hard thanks for that.
@Gallienkrueger13 жыл бұрын
This made me laugh so hard I cried
@daboxingscholar3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@marcelinouzerrio49373 жыл бұрын
exaclty :D :D :D :D so nice....
@7Jstamper3 жыл бұрын
Bas Rutten’s key to self defense: Just be tougher and stronger than anyone in the bar and make sure you don’t have to defend yourself by starting every fight with a murder blow 1st.
@braindeadvirtually3 жыл бұрын
Peace, through superior firepower!
@7Jstamper3 жыл бұрын
Lol, mutually assured destruction.
@MitchJohnson01103 жыл бұрын
Ya but underneath the theatrics its actually pretty sound advice if your actually in a situation where you're in real danger. Go for the eyes, groin, throat, grab a weapon if you can. Those are all advantages you can use even if you aren't big and tough.
@braindeadvirtually3 жыл бұрын
@@MitchJohnson0110 For sure - the key point being real danger that you could not just remove yourself from first. There's almost no reason you should end up in that situation in the first place, unless you're a cage fighter/bouncer.
@AllWillBeRevealed9572 жыл бұрын
@@braindeadvirtually this actually is a defense video used by bouncers in training...
@haiasieel60995 жыл бұрын
I once used the "Dangedy Dangedy dang" technique on the Subway when three dudes tried to rob me. I killed all three that night. Thanks Bas!
@shawnb18094 жыл бұрын
Man hush you got your ass whopped lol
@ueehurstonsecurity88874 жыл бұрын
holy shit, dangedy dangedgy is a last resort man. life or death situations only. you really should have used the bing bing bing technique. i dont want anyone going to prison for self defense. dangededy if caught on camera would be hard to get off without a life sentence
@lemonlunges444 жыл бұрын
@@shawnb1809 its a joke
@ronandunphy73714 жыл бұрын
Hilarious
@dv87404 жыл бұрын
I prefer the bong bong bong style. I used it on some ufc fighters behind a dumpster once and then finished them with a "don't you ever do this"
@SYN44565 жыл бұрын
"I don't believe in an eye for an eye. I believe in two eyes for an eye" Words to live by
@jankubicek66974 жыл бұрын
... Two eyes and kick in the groin!
@jeccf50724 жыл бұрын
@@jankubicek6697 and a liver shot
@ermantepikov40854 жыл бұрын
where i come from we call that an eye for two and a tooth for a jaw :)
@LAZLOWEYO4 жыл бұрын
woah, thats fucked up
@JBlazini9254 жыл бұрын
An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind but both...
@Jonas_-iv3jr4 жыл бұрын
This must be the funniest video on the internet ever, everything is so perfect. The red guy who is supposed to be the “attacker” while Bas always is the one attacking with the most brute force possible. The sound effects. The role play texts he says while killing the “attacker” “Okay I’m sorry”. The whole setting, the using of random attributes. Coming back to this video annually but still crying every single time!
@jacksmith44603 жыл бұрын
me too its comedy gold
@ovechkinmaxi34473 жыл бұрын
I agree! Its actually a contender for the top finniest videos on the internet!!!
@stephencruz96583 жыл бұрын
Yeah bit he definitely could do these moves on almost everyone on earth. He kicks people's as$ with his palms.
@ChalliceofLight3 жыл бұрын
Totally true. In stitches crying laughing here!
@kellyarrowsmith35332 жыл бұрын
Once in a while I forget about it, and then I remember and I get to watch it all over again. I’ve been doing it for years, I love it! He’s so funny.
@marshin759 жыл бұрын
I'm around 80% sure that he started 100% of those fights.
@juicyjfan9 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@handfulofragtags95307 жыл бұрын
naw Bas is too nice
@ChrisJohnson-ob3xr7 жыл бұрын
yeah he might have started them ...but I'm pretty sure he finished them too
@dirtnastie31697 жыл бұрын
Lol!!!
@Ligierthegreensun6 жыл бұрын
Lmaooo
@roybatty-8 жыл бұрын
So basically I gotta bang, bang, dangity, dang? I think I got it.
@Nazareth4348 жыл бұрын
no no no- bang dangitty, bang dangitty, dig dog dangitty double dog dare ding dang double dog digitty dang doowap aditty ditty dumbditty doo- now practice till you get it right
@skankhunt93638 жыл бұрын
Instructions were unclear, got my dick stuck in a fan.
@respatsde8 жыл бұрын
xD WTF these youtube comments are for once awesome
@jonnies8 жыл бұрын
Either that or DISH DISH
@AtTheDriveBy7 жыл бұрын
Roy Batty don't forget the denga-de-deng- deng
@Urugururuu3 жыл бұрын
The way he says “grab a chair” like it’s so instructional is just hilarious to me.
@israelrivera526611 ай бұрын
…no bs I was drunk AF many years ago and I was about to get jumped at TGIF bar. Remembered the barstool scene for whatever reason, and let’s just say it WORKED… I laugh now that I’m a much different person from before lol … but the two fools limped away
@Hydro-od2rt8 жыл бұрын
I never wanted this video to end
@KsnaksBsbsbs Жыл бұрын
The full version is like 2 hrs
@SharonBradford-r5z4 ай бұрын
@@KsnaksBsbsbsdo you happen to know where that is
@nogreedybelly3 жыл бұрын
Only Bas could demonstrate a self defence tactic that ends with you repeatedly stabbing someone in the liver. 😂
@randysmith53063 жыл бұрын
😂
@Alx-gj2uz3 жыл бұрын
Im crying
@Baldwinjason573 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@vank8978 жыл бұрын
He tried to kill me. Now I have to return the favor. Lol.
@VNVgirl8 жыл бұрын
psst... it's only fair.hehe
@dannyrpena17 жыл бұрын
Stab in the liver lol
@bradleyblock75406 жыл бұрын
Don't do that to El Guapo.
@Zerlot5 жыл бұрын
LMFAO
@jarioentertainment5 жыл бұрын
Tell me why I saw this comment RIGHT when he said that same line 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@DUARTE996 жыл бұрын
I intentionally removed my liver so no one could ever attack it in a fight.
@kylehasgeniusbits6 жыл бұрын
Tactical
@kek3975 жыл бұрын
Outstanding move
@deanandre44265 жыл бұрын
You didn't have to take out the whole thing
@CrimsonHelldrake5 жыл бұрын
good thinkin!
@jarioentertainment5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@MassaMainio Жыл бұрын
This video changed my life, not only did it save me from getting beat up at a bar, it also cured my alcoholism, made me workout and eat regulary. It even fixed my daily routine because the cell lights go off at 9pm sharp! Highly recommend!
@Bejita666 Жыл бұрын
In prison there is pruno
@MassaMainio Жыл бұрын
@@Bejita666I’m in solitary, i stabbed a guy with a chair.
@mentalgain5 ай бұрын
Underrated comment
@TestTest-y8j5 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@CharlesMarino-x9e2 ай бұрын
@MassaMainio Must have been damn strong to rip that chair out of the floor. 😂
@simonsays64816 жыл бұрын
Bad Rutten the perfect blend of hilarious and terrifying 😂
@Tessio_9 жыл бұрын
Bas said that he watched this video and laughed to tears.
@dannyrpena17 жыл бұрын
Tessio allegedly lol jk
@dannyrpena17 жыл бұрын
What interview
@hassaingee53837 жыл бұрын
Tessio u. Under bbSsp
@Tessio_7 жыл бұрын
I'm not joking. If I remember correctly it was on a podcast with Joe Rogan.
@friedrichschopenhauer29006 жыл бұрын
I saw him saying that in some interview on here a few weeks ago.
@adriansieka70904 жыл бұрын
I'M 30 YEARS OLD NOW, BUT I STILL LOVE THIS AS MUCH AS WHEN I WAS 13... HUGE RESPECT TO BAS RUTTEN
@chemonro3 жыл бұрын
this video is soooooooo nostoligic
@everythingcanwork52152 жыл бұрын
Shit time fly so fast guys. Especially when 2019 covid start now 2022....
@thepatrusnostor5794 Жыл бұрын
@@everythingcanwork5215el mundial de 2018 ( world cup) es como si fuese el año pasado.
@SNESdrunk7 жыл бұрын
Dangada-dangada-dang.
@raindrainxi4 жыл бұрын
Funny seeing you here
@franksbtka16244 жыл бұрын
“Smaaaaaaaaaack his face!”
@brettmurphy32374 жыл бұрын
hey snes drunk!! love the channel my man, you have a great rest of your day
@GangstaOfLove8174 жыл бұрын
WANG!!!
@solomon57264 жыл бұрын
Fancy seeing you here. I'm going to make the most of this chance to ask you if you ever played the Japan only shoot fighting games featuring Bas Rutten and many more
@Godzilla5210 жыл бұрын
It's like a combination between martial arts and brawling. Also, I see Bas hasn't lost his obsession with Liver attacks.
@Aymungoos7 жыл бұрын
Godzilla52 he really loves his liver attacks
@Krimsonking4206 жыл бұрын
Bruh they work
@cryptomon866 жыл бұрын
Bong, bong, bong, danga da dang
@A.Clifton6 жыл бұрын
The man has done more damage to livers than Jack Daniels ever could.
@williebasford14826 жыл бұрын
Godzilla52 exactly
@girthybrowns44894 жыл бұрын
“I broke somebody’s rib.” [cut to replacement opponent]
@natekrummel18657 жыл бұрын
Possibly the best youtube video ever.
@kingschwag42085 жыл бұрын
Definitely up there hahaha
@ItsAnH4 жыл бұрын
People keep saying that until they find an even better video. Then those same people will start to say that video is the best youtube video ever. The cycle continues.
@lloydchristmas76434 жыл бұрын
Love his enthusiasm
@VegasPatriot4 жыл бұрын
Why thank you 😊 I made this video in 2005 before I knew about YT, I still have the original file. The account I used to upload this video was hacked because I was a dummy. There have been numerous reposting of this video through the years with tens of millions of views. I even read an article where Bas himself talked about it. Every now and then I'll read through the comments for the laughs, it seems every line in the video has been quoted. I love that so many people have enjoyed my video, I laughed my ass off making it.
@randybridges73654 жыл бұрын
Yes
@PoletBally9 жыл бұрын
The techniques I learned watching this video will come quite handy on black friday.
@cryptomon866 жыл бұрын
Peter Loew don't forget the bongh, bongh bong noises or its not super effective
@wompwomp80322 жыл бұрын
One of the most underrated statements he makes is “Never ever let them take that choke because if you’re out god knows what they’ll do with you.” LOL
@aliadeeb6859 Жыл бұрын
Very true statement after he described how he would put hot sauce in the pants of someone after choking them out.
@maisiedogonline2 ай бұрын
You'll wake up with marker pen on your face.
@monkadelic132 ай бұрын
John Dutton agrees
@Snipersnake60810 жыл бұрын
"Ok i'm sorry..BANG BANG BANG, no, i'm not." Ahahah
@PlayaflyJoe2710 жыл бұрын
Alvise Narduzzi I swear that's the part that had me in tears laughing
@samirasheed94869 жыл бұрын
Was just about to comment on this xD
@mgonzo38818 жыл бұрын
It also helps to be Bas Rutten
@lwwarren94856 жыл бұрын
M Gonzo a lot!!!
@ilitardo1606 жыл бұрын
😂
@sinsoftomoru6 жыл бұрын
Well said
@julianblake83856 жыл бұрын
hahaha yeah, big time! I can't think of a short skinny guy trying to do any of those without any training.
@hoouos25 жыл бұрын
700th LIKE
@baltonraven45074 жыл бұрын
The way he throws his punches and kicks while DEMONSTRATING makes you wonder how vicious his attacks are when hes actually angry. Absolute SAVAGE.
@Seany-boy3 жыл бұрын
Watch some of the old fights. He doesn't fuck about lol.
@vladut28308 жыл бұрын
this guy is funny and scary in the same time..
@stmordi5 жыл бұрын
Mr. Bas is one of the most dangerous guys ever. But he is also funny :)
@BratoLocoLudiBrat5 жыл бұрын
Scunny
@2canines5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, no kidding. Poor red shirt guy. That was a hell of a long beating he got. i mean sure, Bas have to defend his wife's honor and all But, i'm certain red shirt guy learned his lesson the first minute in to his beating.
@T0mat0S0up4 жыл бұрын
He'd kill on stage, then kill you again afterwards.
@beetlesstrengthandpower18904 жыл бұрын
Very scary
@Pianosnail128 жыл бұрын
"And lookey look what we have here, smack his face" LMFAO I thought this was how to defend yourself not commit murder
@GRF_DB6 жыл бұрын
Declan McCartney in the full version the golden full line is "smack his face into the ambience of the place" haha
@AlejandroGonzalez-wo5fk6 жыл бұрын
Sometimes thats what you gotta do if you want to keep your life
@bradleyblock75406 жыл бұрын
He tried to kill me. I'm gonna have to return the favor.
@stephenr806 жыл бұрын
Jajajajaja
@jayteegamble6 жыл бұрын
The best defense is a good offense
@Pazaluz Жыл бұрын
This video will never get old. I've been watching it on and off for ten years, and every single time I burst out in laughter! 😆
@mumbles2159 ай бұрын
Same. It’s brilliant. True work of art.
@Alberts_Stuff9 жыл бұрын
"Dong dong, don't you ev-er do this" lmao brilliant :D
@davebryan84167 жыл бұрын
2:51 I love how at this point he's just telling you how to assault someone who's only verbally provoking you
@drwijnstein4 жыл бұрын
😄😄😄
@SherLock553 жыл бұрын
"I follow up, bung, bung, bung" "Right away after that, Danga da danga da dang" DEAD 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@SauceNinja11 жыл бұрын
it must be terrifying to be this guy's assistant....
@lukencrowheart382910 жыл бұрын
Malkavian! Regards from a Tremere here, sir. :)
@victorperezurbano95049 жыл бұрын
+Luken Crowheart The Baali are waiting...
@JesusChrist-rf9wn7 жыл бұрын
It's definitely better to be on his side
@dabunnyrabbit26207 жыл бұрын
namespace Kam I would absolutely love to be his assistant. I was a bar bouncer for a little over four years, half that stuff isn't going to work.
@dabunnyrabbit26206 жыл бұрын
Bryan Cunningham You go right ahead and think that lol. But when you try this stuff and get hurt it's your own fault. And try bas's rear naked choke escape to, you know the one where his assistant flings himself forward lol. And my 15+ years of martial arts and MMA is how I got the job in the first place.
@theolav127 жыл бұрын
Self defence video "Somebodys telling MEEE, that about my wife. I'm sorry sir but I am going to have to break your leg!"
@WillyWalks3 жыл бұрын
“The best self defense is a good self offense” - Bas Rutten, probably
@SmittyKat11 жыл бұрын
I think it's awesome how much he enjoys destroying the human body.
@dmtsilent979711 жыл бұрын
I'm a peaceful person but if worst come to worst this is my preferred form of fighting , every fight is a fight for your daame life
@SmittyKat11 жыл бұрын
It is indeed a fight for you van damme life. lol.
@dmtsilent979711 жыл бұрын
Van Dam x) I see what you did there ;)
@Zerospy10 жыл бұрын
hahaha is very funny , destroy the human body with biology and physics is an art i think.
@flowlikewater710 жыл бұрын
I totally agree :D
@halt67710 жыл бұрын
Rip red shirt guy
@MorganGCook9 жыл бұрын
+Tala Treecko No Star Trek reference to this comment? RIP, red shirt guy
@toejar61659 жыл бұрын
+wederwoord I loved Babylon 5.
@bundleofhumble31196 жыл бұрын
Maby a wow reference?
@chrisyeamo2 жыл бұрын
“Someone’s telling me about my wife, I’m sorry sir but I’m gonna break your leg” Absolute hilarity.
@patrickr96707 ай бұрын
Thanks Bas. You never when you gotta defend yourself against someone sitting down.
@RTSchofield7 жыл бұрын
I would never tell Bas Rutten about his wife.
@MrSquanchy4 жыл бұрын
I would tell him straight about his wife..." excuse me, kind sir, I would like to state that your wife has an extremely Handsome Husband, and I bid you farewell.
@TrempBoy24 жыл бұрын
"Hey, you're married to Karin Rutten, right?" SNAP
@Patrick-ud3vu4 жыл бұрын
Waiter: "What will you be having Miss?" Bas: "Don't you ever talk about my wife!" Badda dum! Pow Pow! Waiter: (bloodied and beaten) I was just trying to offer her breadsticks... Bas: "Knees to face!"
@B3Band4 жыл бұрын
@@MrSquanchy Oh, so you're telling me about my wife, huh? **breaks your leg, sir**
@blackwindsignomancy84294 жыл бұрын
You’d pay a high price
@jordyh24358 жыл бұрын
Ive watched this probably 50+ times and i still piss my pants with laughter.
@decespugliatorenucleare37805 жыл бұрын
how many pants have you pissed so far
@CoDisafishy5 жыл бұрын
@@decespugliatorenucleare3780 50, didn't you read?
@j.p.foleyjr.63334 жыл бұрын
I swear on my life I've laughed harder than I have in 10 years at least.....the comments are killing me too
@fsmtoyota4 жыл бұрын
This is my all time favorite KZbin video.
@Josue_Cristobal Жыл бұрын
Thanks to whoever made this compilation. This whole instructional was one of the greatest things ever put on video. I remember watching the full tape whenever it came out and then showing it to some friends who had no interest in self defense or had ever heard of Bas Rutten. They all fell in love with this guy’s personality and attitude and found themselves laughing. They joked that this is probably the only self defense tape ever made for the the bad guy. Besides all the unintentional comedy, Bas actually supplied a lot of great techniques, information, and insights into the reality of actual street fighting. It’s dirty, ugly stuff. There wasn’t any fancy kung fu hand trapping or dynamic taekwondo kicks involved here. Just the fastest and most efficient way to disable someone who’s trying to hurt you. There was nothing theoretical here. This was all knowledge learned in the real world from Bas’s fights in the ring and the street.
@@steveharris7938 For real .... Imagine Bas wanting to fuck you up lol
@jarvishong453 жыл бұрын
Step Six: ding ding ding (ending chime)
@uzernam3038 жыл бұрын
Ah Bas Rutten.. what a class act. It takes talent to make moves that would cripple or outright kill someone seem hilarious.
@SD-hc4nj3 жыл бұрын
It brought tears to my eyes how effective and fluid Bas's movements were. It shows that hes been in so many scrapes in bars and in the ring. Very very experienced.
@itsalright52216 жыл бұрын
"He tried to kill me.. now I gotta return the favor" My sides omg
@MrJamieCee5 жыл бұрын
The Golden Rule: If Bas Rutten asks you to assist him with recording a video, just say ‘no’.
@javalavadingdong4 жыл бұрын
But what if he takes that as a threat then has to use his self defense on you?
@sonny94933 жыл бұрын
@@javalavadingdong just hit him with the dangety dangety dang
@MaFd0n Жыл бұрын
Or simply be the cameraman, you will live, but you will be complicit to first degree murder
@escapeLDN3 жыл бұрын
*Me quietly enjoying my drink with my leg crossed over my knee* *Bas walks in:* "I'm sorry sir, I'm gonna have to break your leg"
@israelrivera526611 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@MartinBenek1989 жыл бұрын
"On the streets, everything is legal" :DDDD
@inq7529 жыл бұрын
+Martin Benek He meant drugs.
@rubenpena48038 жыл бұрын
"being a Men is Legal"
@htxflow8 жыл бұрын
Martin Benek The Men's Room lmfao. I never heard of Bas Rutten til then. After watching that 100's if times, I'm just now finding these. He's fucking hilarious!!!!
@TimothyW89 жыл бұрын
3:39 "You know these people, they're talking to you blah blah blah. Something's gonna go wrong, and you're gonna wanna choke the guy out"
@theshotcaller52809 жыл бұрын
+Timothy Walsh Seems reasonable
@jayteegamble6 жыл бұрын
The guy was probably drunk and going on and on about how his job was so unfulfilling.
@isaacj65515 жыл бұрын
Sounds like a trump quote lol
@selfishstockton61235 жыл бұрын
TIMOTHY WALSH me at social gatherings
@ulysessandoval29094 жыл бұрын
Bas "Never ever let him take that choke, because your out. God knows what hes gonna to with you." Rutten
@DNAVapes168 жыл бұрын
"OH DON'T YOU EVER DOOOO THIIIS"!!!
@armenws8 жыл бұрын
DONG
@bradlehman51318 жыл бұрын
DANGA DA DANGA DA DANG
@mgonzo38818 жыл бұрын
+D N A Vapes Then stab in the liver...the liver
@VNVgirl8 жыл бұрын
i really love that part! hehe :P
@mattchelseadavis7 жыл бұрын
I say this a lot lol
@rebandmike7 жыл бұрын
Bas Rutten is such a nice human being, I consider him a mentor and a source of inspiration, Bas overcame so much and achieved his dreams, he is helping me right now with a personal problem and his generosity is overwhelming.
@tylerdurden42894 жыл бұрын
Bas is a legend!
@eriklarson91372 жыл бұрын
Me too. I hang out at his house 2-3x a week. Once in a while I have to remind him that I am the alpha, but other than that he's a chill hang.
@krislees9763 жыл бұрын
This is so hilarious, what's most hilarious is that this is all legitimately dangerous stuff for use in the most dangerous of situations for instant results if done correctly with absolute focus, this is no voodoo stuff, the technique is all sound and yet he acts like a crazy yob !!! Priceless! A real gem I haven't seen until now in 2021
@mysteree30129 жыл бұрын
"..im gonna bang his head on the table like 10 times or sumthin.. ....dont you e v e r d o d i s s" rofl
@famioso3635 жыл бұрын
This many years later and I'm floor. Don't u ever dooo that..
@timetraveler66155 жыл бұрын
This made my night
@austinmaclean8015 жыл бұрын
The savage even made that Corona bottle hit the floor. No mercy on anything.
@israelrivera526611 ай бұрын
…not once, twice , but an astonishing 10X just to be sure 😮😂
@Eric26lux9 жыл бұрын
whenever i got a bad day, i come to watch this video. Works every single time
@df3kt9 жыл бұрын
dangada dangada ding
@Eric26lux9 жыл бұрын
DF3KT BANG BANG BANG im sorry sir NO IM NOT hahaha
@df3kt9 жыл бұрын
+Eric Diavolo everyone underestimates the kick to da groin
@geraldstamour13123 жыл бұрын
Bas even does his own sound effects! Total package!
@maskedmerker9 жыл бұрын
"NEVER EVER let them take your from behind with a choke, once your out, god knows what theyre gonna do to you" extremely true. Ive seen fights where the person is knocked out and the person keeps punching the unconcious
@ZagorTeNayebo3 жыл бұрын
Coming from Bob Barker that means a lot
@brendanmanwaring99713 жыл бұрын
Those are sick people! If you ever witness that you should help. Or watch them get brain damage or die.
@noel414010 жыл бұрын
"Don't do that to el guapo".. LOOOOOOOOOOOL
@cryptomon866 жыл бұрын
noel4140 don't you ever do this! Create distance and grab a chair. Knee in the head. Bong bong bong
@whobitmyname2 жыл бұрын
Mr Miyagi: Lesson not just karate only. Lesson for whole life. Whole life has a balance. Mr Rutten: Heel to the balls, stab in the liver.
@richardgawthorpe5 ай бұрын
I've been crying at all these comments and yours just put me over the edge 🤣🤣
@gravyd3167 жыл бұрын
Bass Rutten......making killing look and sound fun. Gotta love this guy.
@ItsAnH4 жыл бұрын
So what you got from this is "wow, going out and killing people sounds like so much fun?"
@tonyb.31478 жыл бұрын
"oh I´m sorry BANG BANG BANG " HAHAHHA
@jdvlss018 жыл бұрын
lol bang didy bang breck his arm
@POP-hm6qj8 жыл бұрын
Heel to the balls.
@arturbond11068 жыл бұрын
"no I'm not" lol
@cryptomon866 жыл бұрын
Bong bong bong
@dasha41023 жыл бұрын
Right away you say "Okay im sorry BANG BANG BANG...... no I'm not" 😂😂😂😂😂
@i_would_but_i_wont6 жыл бұрын
"I'm sorry sir, but I'm gonna break your leg." Always make me lol.
@roxycauldwell5448 жыл бұрын
I am LITERALLY.... fucking crying, omg
@Onlybadtakes25899 ай бұрын
"looky look what we got here!" is still living rent free in my mind for over a decade
@roicervino61715 жыл бұрын
"And now stab here in the lever. Stab in the lever."
@ashchaya76764 жыл бұрын
He gets some pretty good liverage in that move.
@juliolp953 жыл бұрын
Stab✍in✍the✍lever✍
@BosnaUnitedBrothers3 жыл бұрын
Lever, pronounced as lay- ver means liver in Dutch.
@dasha41023 жыл бұрын
Hes trying to kill us so we return in the favor!
@Charlie.939 жыл бұрын
LOL is this self defence or murder ?
@juicyjfan9 жыл бұрын
😂 it's murder if it's premeditated
@xDrikenx9 жыл бұрын
+Charlie foster Well a little bit of both
@TheResilient56899 жыл бұрын
+Charlie foster Just so you know, in most, if all US states, 99% of what he's demonstrating would probably be flat-out illegal if you did this in a fight and claimed "self-defense" in court (unless the other person's actually trying to kill you or something). That said...this video is still morbidly/darkly funny.
@andymcghee51219 жыл бұрын
+TheResilient5689 Gdang, Gdang, Gdang, Gdang, Gdang.....DONT YOU SAY THAT!!!
@TheResilient56899 жыл бұрын
+andy mcghee *Whips out taser and electrocutes you in self defense* Problem Solved! haha good one though.
@thomasparker42663 жыл бұрын
I never get tired of this masterclass
@adrock28956 жыл бұрын
this is one of the best things i've ever seen
@IElrekkaI8 жыл бұрын
this is the greatest video ive ever watched
@MarlonRodriguezmma89074 жыл бұрын
"I'm really sorry, BANG, no I'm not!"
@UpdoggWhattt7 жыл бұрын
5:29. "It's starting time again", with that psychotically calm face. Pure brilliance!!!
@jenniferneal84572 жыл бұрын
I didn’t get that part starting time again? Can you explain to me pls? Ty
@chrisherlo81917 жыл бұрын
2:47 "Somebody's tellin ME, dat about my wife, im sorry sir but im gonna break your leg"
@jacksmith44603 жыл бұрын
at least he's polite about it, nothing worse than getting your leg broken by a rude s.o.b
@Guust_Flater3 жыл бұрын
Maybe once or twice a year I watch this video and still I'm crying tears !!! 😂😂😂
@looka6987 жыл бұрын
"Looky look what we have here!" *crushes your skull against a wooden wall*
@zachholsinger7709 жыл бұрын
LMAO. I could watch this video over and over. "I believe in 2 eyes for an eye."
@Ready_Fire_Aim2 жыл бұрын
im not sure whats better "dont,you,ever,do,this!!" or the "ok im sorry , bang, bang, bang, no im not"
@PaidtoDrive6 жыл бұрын
"Create distance and grab a chair!" My favorite line ever since I saw this in like 2002.
@702ed5 жыл бұрын
"He tried to kill me, now I have to return the favor" I lost it lmao
@GStwo232 жыл бұрын
"DON'T-YOU-EVER-DO-THIS!!!"🤣 Guy is funny.
@mellofello2232 Жыл бұрын
Greatest video on KZbin by far
@kevinmilani19 жыл бұрын
Bas is one of my favorite MMA fighters of all time. He is a beast plus is he is humble and hilarious.
@phantom_mist17265 жыл бұрын
"something's going to go wrong and you just want to choke the guy out" I love how nonchalant he says that 😄😄
@jenniferneal84572 жыл бұрын
Been watching this video for years always cracks me up . “ oh I’m sorry ... no I’m not”😂
@frasert87794 жыл бұрын
2:10 “God knows what they gonna do with you” 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@chrisr36719 жыл бұрын
Dangada dangada dang
@df3kt9 жыл бұрын
kick to da groin!
@agustin47418 жыл бұрын
+DF3KT bang hi heeeed
@alexsansur87924 жыл бұрын
"Gunna bounce his head off table 10 times or something" lmfao 😂😂
@burnsloads8 жыл бұрын
I love when I hear a corner say 'GO WITH THE DANGITY, DANGITY DANG! that's when you know the game is about to change
@Rattenhoofd5 жыл бұрын
1:11 "right away you say ok I'm sorry BANG BANG BANG no I'm not."
@TheIceWatkins4 жыл бұрын
I feel like if I started with Bas it would literally take him 10 seconds to hit me 7-8 times, break 5 bones in my body, and I'd wake up 24 hours later having literally no clue what happened. This guy is a freaking animal.
Is this a self-defence video ? Or a 'How to get yourself a sentence of 25 years-Life' video ?
@nashvilleresident21336 жыл бұрын
andy mcghee lmfao
@decespugliatorenucleare37805 жыл бұрын
bro this is straight up life sentence
@MsGrizz699 жыл бұрын
How can you not love Bas Rutten?!
@mentalgain5 ай бұрын
I've been looking for this video for soo many years. It had to be almost 20 years ago when I saw the original that had gone viral. Then it disappeared and I've been looking for it forever until now! WoW!