They should have titled this “bas ruten walks around a room and shows you how to kill someone with everything in it”
@thumbbusters24012 жыл бұрын
I'm at work you fucker!! I can't be laughing this hard...
@skinny70102 жыл бұрын
"Bas Rutten Beats the shit out of a 125# crackhead"
@CH3FFI3 Жыл бұрын
"Bas Rutten shows you multiple ways to kill a person with ambience" Bong bong bong....kadang kadang kadang
@sunnyrizzo199110 ай бұрын
That's so true lol
@user-yh5dq3in4z19 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@ernomeister3 жыл бұрын
this might just be the greatest thing on yt.
@SweetNonExistence3 жыл бұрын
definitely! 😂
@bobberto33992 жыл бұрын
Might be? ..... Bang right straight.
@ernomeister2 жыл бұрын
@@bobberto3399 looky look what we got here
@ajack1312 Жыл бұрын
@@ernomeister Smack his face!
@RichieIАй бұрын
Nope wrong mens room
@orkutfinance2 жыл бұрын
He's so casual about murder that it becomes absolutely hysterical.
@Mr.Hyde_233 жыл бұрын
"I don't believe in an eye for an eye. I believe in 2 eyes for an eye"
@MasmydaMusy19 күн бұрын
Biće ti malo dva oka za plakanje.
@craigbradley62103 жыл бұрын
Bas is fantastic. Just wish he’d came along a bit later. Bas in the modern UFC would have been epic
@rowdyzack59142 жыл бұрын
Considering how much he self-taught grappling. Imagine Bas in the modern era with youtube.
@michaelbrownlee48572 жыл бұрын
100%
@xcityofemberx Жыл бұрын
@@rowdyzack5914 Agree and he explained way back in an interview, he breaks down submissions and sometimes does it with his wife before going to bed haha
@inthekingdom1996 Жыл бұрын
Absolutely, and without the complications of his neck/arm injuries. He went from kickboxer to submission expert so fast, imagine the next form he would have taken as a Heavy/Light Heavyweight. I think he would have had an Andre Orlovski career (in terms of longevity) and be considered among the other GOATS of the UFC. He's already one GOAT of MMA'rtists, cartainly as a pioneer but we know he was capable of even higher greatness
@cristobalberrios11063 жыл бұрын
Bas Rutten, a UFC hall of fame and in his spare time, a first degree murder trainer
@robotgorilla-man6193 Жыл бұрын
Think about how many people bas hasn't murdered over the years. Advanced numbers
@antlerr10 ай бұрын
before mma he was pancras. his palm strikes are legend.
@harvydent71549 ай бұрын
😆😆😆
@mivids1003 жыл бұрын
I Love bas! That sense of humour is priceless, deserves more views just for the sound effects!”bang bang boom!”
@Slowgroovin Жыл бұрын
Probably one of the most understandable and easy to learn practical defense videos ever produced.
@420coryb3 жыл бұрын
He's saying that about MY WIFE!? I'm sorry sir...but I'm going to break your leg. Lol classic line. Thanks for uploading this! I'm gonna go play hide the spice bottle once bars open back up for sure.
@EndChineseGenocide3 жыл бұрын
47:05 holy shit bas, you mad man. "Maybe it's a cop trying to put handcuffs on you." 10 seconds later "knee him in the head"
@ajack13122 жыл бұрын
Funny as hell, I love Bas.
@findlestick3 жыл бұрын
“Dangada-dangada-dang!” is the last thing you hear. ☠️
@MasmydaMusy19 күн бұрын
Is that Kristijan Golubović?
@pottwal402 Жыл бұрын
most realistic and entertaining self defense video i have ever seen. great work
@charlespeterson42033 жыл бұрын
some of the techniques taught here, i have used in real life high pressure situations. great vid.
@SittingDuck-xq9ln2 жыл бұрын
Which ones?
@anthonyhague65262 жыл бұрын
@@SittingDuck-xq9ln ball kick
@assrammington7961 Жыл бұрын
The penis suck technique is really effective for disarming your opponent
@charlespeterson42038 ай бұрын
@@SittingDuck-xq9ln06:52
@davidsarkar6423 Жыл бұрын
One of the most nicest open hearted guy and one of my top most fav mma legend
@SweetNonExistence3 жыл бұрын
Demonstrates endless techniques of how to hospitalize people. Then, suddenly at, 13:08: "Try to avoid the confrontation" 😂😂😂
@iapples382 жыл бұрын
"I don't believe an eye for an eye, I believe in two eyes for an eye" I love it lol
@kyleyates81722 жыл бұрын
An eye for an eye leaves us both blind in the end, one of mine for 2 of yours leaves you defenseless. Makes sense. I've taken my opponents weapons n used them against them just because I could n felt they deserved it. U wanna swing a bat at me I'll rip it outta your hands lol same with a big ol stick. Knives fuckin suck though. Blunt force type objects aren't hard to deal with, blades take a lot more caution and you'll probably end up cut regardless of what u try to do, but hopefully they get cut up and stopped before it's too late.
@samuelmmmk1812 жыл бұрын
@@kyleyates8172 you didn't do that last time bro tell the whole story
@bigrig43852 жыл бұрын
@@kyleyates8172 You should make your own videos of self defense.
@kyleyates81722 жыл бұрын
@@samuelmmmk181 the first time I got the shit beat out of me with a tree branch when I was a kid by the neighbor, the next time it happened I'd been taking some classes for a while and just kind of used my rear hand after blocking to grab the top and my lead hand to grab close as possible to the front underneath and pulled back hard, might've used my leg to knock them over while doing it or they just got pulled over IDK but it worked and I took the stick, he got hit with it and ran off
@bullybasher17463 жыл бұрын
Never seen the full video. Only the clips. Thanks bro.
@ezralbs51572 жыл бұрын
I cannot believe I'm just now seeing this. I'm dying. Bas is perpetually squaring off with imaginary opponents, every second of everyday. The level of comedy is sheer brilliance.
@iapples382 жыл бұрын
"you're in my seat, man..." "oh I'm sorry" *proceeds to brutalize face with knees* "ah, no I'm not" I'm not sure the other guy was the one in the wrong here haha
@michaelbrownlee48572 жыл бұрын
🤣 I shoulda read the comments before putting one
@patrickr123422 жыл бұрын
Remember, it is Bas, not some fool.. This man is a killer,without a weapon. If you imagine, he gives you this kind of treament, what a nightmare.
@Thedogs52 жыл бұрын
“So I threw him through the window. As a friend”
@garye51072 жыл бұрын
I know that most make this a joke , but in reality these techniques really will save your life .
@erikcerny51316 күн бұрын
I share house with psycho narko alcoholic and I'm afraid about my safety and life , no word can't describe how I appreciate this lesson, I wish to be like Bas , thanks you
@tedbyron14994 ай бұрын
"...smack is face into the ambience." Fuck'n priceless!
@roberthodges3984 Жыл бұрын
First saw this in 2008, and "Create distance, and grab a chair" has lived rent-free in my head ever since.
@Chex2331 Жыл бұрын
And it has probably saved your life.
@roberthodges398411 ай бұрын
@@Chex2331 it's definitely come in handy a time or two against drunks.
@erickennedy13152 жыл бұрын
"Smack his face into the ambience of the place"
@steveharris79384 ай бұрын
Not only a great fighter, Bas is a fucking comedian :))
@SittingDuck-xq9ln2 жыл бұрын
Bas Rutten: The Art of War
@mrviciousspiegel43173 жыл бұрын
The headbutt move is a classic. When a situation arises i always come back to it, its beautifull when you split the lips and they look at you in disbelieve. Many times it was all it took to end the fight. Some other times it wasnt xd.
@majgetcash2 жыл бұрын
I’m not
@chetyllynnverellen13652 жыл бұрын
I had this dude wail on me with lefts and rights, nothing, like a little kid play fighting. So when his headbutt came I didn't even put a hand between. Bad idea. It really dazed me. Like 2 rams. Ended up with 8 stitches each on the insides of upper and lower lips where my teeth busted through
@kyleyates81722 жыл бұрын
@@chetyllynnverellen1365 it sucks to get head butted, also no one sees then coming either so it usually works out pretty good lol
@Mrvicious999 Жыл бұрын
Same… the look of shock is priceless.
@findlestick2 жыл бұрын
Jokes aside, he’s also a natural entertainer.
@globetrotter73443 жыл бұрын
come forward, who saw the damn blade in his hand in the beginning? i for sure didn't XD
@freeparking3012 жыл бұрын
Ain’t gonna lie…he hid that thing good. That’s how you get someone to stick around and watch the whole video. And your reward for doing so is learning how to get someone ready to play “hide the spice bottle!”
@zachsummers62503 жыл бұрын
Why does Bas hate peoples livers?? lol
@BallBatteryReligion3 жыл бұрын
He got dropped with a liver shot his his first day in a Muay Thai and swore to make his opponents feel the same pain for eternity lol
@G.F.Browning2 жыл бұрын
@@BallBatteryReligion is that true? It sounds true
@BallBatteryReligion2 жыл бұрын
@@G.F.Browning yes. He may not have said the last part but he's definitely told that story before.
@G.F.Browning2 жыл бұрын
@@BallBatteryReligion yea, I can hear him saying it, i was just asking for clarification
@scottyjohnson93992 жыл бұрын
he's like hannibal lecter.
@inthekingdom1996 Жыл бұрын
Because Bas is a favorite of mine, he's on my Mt Rushmore of martial artists, I can't say I'm surprised.. but throwing that HUGE Paul Varlains (however drunk) out of a window is pretty impressive! Great stuff as always from Bas!
@willywins04462 жыл бұрын
Welcome to Bob Ruten's Lethal Streethal System.
@michaelbrownlee48572 жыл бұрын
I can just picture him back in the day "Hey buddy your in my seat, ...." "Okay" smiles gets up "Than..." BANG BANG BANG
@billywuzhere92562 жыл бұрын
This video is made of the purest type of gold!
@whattheshrek9046 Жыл бұрын
Love how everything is a weapon with bas. One man I wouldn’t wanna fuck with 😂👊🏻
@atticninja91943 жыл бұрын
And this is why you don’t start fights with strangers on the street. You never know when your gonna run into someone like this who isn’t going to fight you, he’s going to try to break/kill you. You wouldn’t even know what happened it would be so quick lol. Just wake up in the hospital with broken bones.
@jmcruz53853 жыл бұрын
classic! Bas Rutten is the man!
@pasteghost4282 жыл бұрын
And remember, always restomp the groin. BONGGGG
@13013Chris3 жыл бұрын
Thank's for this old video . Merci pour cette vieille video que j'avais beaucoup aimer à l'époque 👍🤜🤛
@user-kw8xw3uo6t2 жыл бұрын
Now I understand what GSP was talking about and I agree with him
@randomhuman20842 жыл бұрын
What did gsp say?
@patrickchanning2801 Жыл бұрын
I remember watching this a long long time ago I forgot how awesome it is lol
@JakiZakiFlaki12 жыл бұрын
nice upload, i only knew the short version for years, thx for this
@fteambjjАй бұрын
This is the only video john wick watches... everynight since birth
@jameswilliams70599 ай бұрын
Bas is a legend and I respect everything he said in this video. But young people need to know a few things about "street fights" (or getting attacked). 1. Run away. That's the best self defense technique you'll ever need. Keep your eyes open and if you feel danger, get out of there. 2. If you're Forced to fight this video is a great starting point. Use these techniques. But remember that your opponent will scramble. It's not always as simple as a right straight left hook. The other guy will be moving constantly. 3. Never bring a weapon into a fight unless the other guy does. If you bring out a baseball bat, there is a chance he could take it from you and use it on you. You might even drop it by accident and die because of it. If you pull out a knife, the other guy might pull out a gun. Keep that in mind
@theriskid11 ай бұрын
57:14 "And then once he's choked out, we can do games like, pull the pants down and hide the spice bottle. It's a fun thing to do!"🤔
@ThePavementArena5 ай бұрын
"🤔" - 🐯
@Overlorddz24 күн бұрын
I used to make endless parodies with friends about this. I mean we practiced some as well, but it was just too funny
@anderarraa2492 жыл бұрын
This si a f*'_ng Pearl. I can't stop... Man I LOVE Bas "el guapo"
@bobberto33992 жыл бұрын
Love the slow motion replays.
@sportsfan18503 жыл бұрын
How to murder someone in a street fight 101 😂 this is classic
@davidlythgoe407927 күн бұрын
Thanks for reposting the full versions i thought it was lost forever.
@rodrigomenezes222 жыл бұрын
Don´t you ever doooo this bang bang bang LOL!!!! The best video of the internet!
@JLee-bi4es3 жыл бұрын
This is great stuff, thanks for the upload
@MalmaVer29 күн бұрын
"danga dedanga dedang and it's finished" "i follow up bong, bong, bong and i finish the whole situation" this man is a master of poetic onomatopoeia in addition to his fighting prowess
@emperortrevornorton3119 Жыл бұрын
Rest in peace my great friend The Jefe Jeff the man who showed me this video first
@ChefDanCookingАй бұрын
I used to watch these all the times...dang-ta, dang-ta, dang
@kasv41032 жыл бұрын
-this is gold. I really love bas. I WISH I could hangout talk shit and listen to all his stories too crazy for public viewing.
@randomhuman20842 жыл бұрын
9:44 Jesus imagine taking a Bas Rutten kick to the balls
@slademc12 жыл бұрын
Holy shit didn’t realize how dangerous bars were with all those weapons laying around!
@kyleyates81722 жыл бұрын
This might be one of the maybe 3 self defense videos I've seen that wasn't 100% useless and likey to get you killed, not defend yourself at all. This in the other hand, makes sense the entire time n I've used a bunch of it myself. It's not a points match, there's no rules and people are ruthless so you better go harder than them and do so with precision quickly. Watch their behavior and stance, look for weapons in their hands, move outside the circle and step in from the outside with powerful stikes
@connorgillispie71282 жыл бұрын
57:25 do what exactly with the spice bottle?
@fernandodepascual38412 жыл бұрын
“Take the chair anything the world is yours”
@marcoslaureano55622 жыл бұрын
Only an absolute a-hole would get into a fight with Bas. The guy is cool as hell, how can you NOT like Bas?
@matijacrgonja43553 жыл бұрын
Bas it's great ! Real man and a warrior ! All the best from Croatia !
@ThePerpetualStudent2 жыл бұрын
You have the greatest fighter of all time
@ThinkingFox12 жыл бұрын
14:23 is what you're looking for 👀
@pumpxrs18053 жыл бұрын
17:00 makes a life or death situation turn out comedic
@TheKessi100027 күн бұрын
I tried to buy tickets to a Bas Rutten fight once. To my dismay I found out that it was sold out. I was furious and kept screaming DANGITA, DANGITA DANG!!!!!!
@beautruex70122 жыл бұрын
Bas Rutten is Live Every Wednesday on Hannibal Tv! The Man is a Legend and such a Cool Guy! Come Hang out with Bas, Butterbean, Rick Bassman and Shawn Ray!
@jackythetramp2 жыл бұрын
Everybody underestimates a kick in the groin 🤣🤣🤣
@crazykorean22683 жыл бұрын
Time to rewatch it again
@jonadams55473 жыл бұрын
Great upload
@shucksful2 жыл бұрын
I can’t even imagine pushing a GLASS IN SOMEONE’S FACE! LOL! It’s like , “whoa dude…way too far, way too far bro.
@ajack1312 Жыл бұрын
I've seen worse in real knock down drag out bar & street fights. Alcohol + violence = savagery. There are no rules outside of the ring, if you end up stuck in a situation like this it's best to throw "fairness" out the window and end it quickly with whatever you have at hand. I watched my friend's little brother turn an unopened case of 12oz beer bottles into a very effective case of carbonated exploding glass missiles lol. He was helping us by baseball throwing beers at the heads of the attackers while they were focused on fighting us, they were getting blindsided, knocked out cold before they even realized what was happening. The ones who didn't end up snoring on the concrete ran. It sounds brutal but we went home with barely any injuries. Some of them weren't so lucky, and the crazy thing is they were drunk as hell and outnumbered us so they started a fight for absolutely nothing. We were cornered in a parking lot so we just attacked them the second we realized they were not going to leave us alone.
@Megametalwolf11 ай бұрын
I watched this a teen for years lol and I ended up in prison 😅
@positivityplustv Жыл бұрын
Disclaimer: No balls were hurt during the making of this video
@connorperrett955912 күн бұрын
You can tell Rutten had a lot of fun filming this.
@HaZe_Da_PiTBuLL7 ай бұрын
22:00 has thinks it’s humorous to visualize himself choking a baby😂😂😂😂😂😂
@robelmekonnen15643 жыл бұрын
This is hilarious!!! LOL I love Bas Rutten
@szymon308Ай бұрын
Bas is an artist.
@cbrad-eo6nt2 жыл бұрын
I'm just here for the "BANG NO IM NOT"
@anone.mousse6742 жыл бұрын
Prepare for an influx of DaThings viewers.
@richardgadberry83982 жыл бұрын
Welcome to Bob Ruten's Lethal Streethal System.
@juniorloaf122 жыл бұрын
Dangitta Dangitta dang
@trovaoseuzeh2 жыл бұрын
Baaang Dig Di Dig Di baaang
@B-K92023 күн бұрын
“Casual Murder” with Bas Rutten
@DnyAln2 жыл бұрын
Surprised how low views and comments are these clips are gold. Do
@hatchbackjackson8538Ай бұрын
"There is the ambience again. lol"
@jaystern10442 жыл бұрын
Heel hook is a bad idea since there is no telling if he has accomplices or not. I prefer a groin strike and an eye gouge to defend against a side headlock. Or, simply pick him up like Bas did but slam him at full force to the ground.
@fairday25703 жыл бұрын
Bas is the heckin greatest ❤ End of the story
@hmoov51452 жыл бұрын
This is awesome.
@Badfinger4 Жыл бұрын
7:15 is maybe the best advice in the video. I've seen hundreds of videos on KZbin or Reddit of drunk idiots talking shit to someone with their hands down that get clocked in the face and KO'd who could have avoided it had they followed that one simple tip.
@jengaaaaa5 ай бұрын
The chair is pretty useful but most fights are all out brawls with numerous people flying all over the place and everyone is going for a cheapshot.
@dinner4chiahao2 жыл бұрын
He's a legend
@GiulioMa19 күн бұрын
Awesome. So natural
@RichTeaChannel3 жыл бұрын
use the ambiance!
@Badfinger42 жыл бұрын
BOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!!!
@thejellyranger76792 жыл бұрын
“I’m sorry, I’m laughing.”
@syrus3kАй бұрын
"ok I'm sorry" bang bang bang "no I'm not"
@eddiehazard3340Ай бұрын
WE ALL SHOULD HAVE HAD AN UNCLE BAS
@hey12358yАй бұрын
BANG BANG DANG BANG HE'S DEAD! Total Kino!
@dasha41023 жыл бұрын
22:10 and from there skys the limit!
@orewapain91292 ай бұрын
Some say john wick learn to kill those man in the bar with a pencil is because he learn it from bas rutten