They should have titled this “bas ruten walks around a room and shows you how to kill someone with everything in it”
@thumbbusters24013 жыл бұрын
I'm at work you fucker!! I can't be laughing this hard...
@skinny70102 жыл бұрын
"Bas Rutten Beats the shit out of a 125# crackhead"
@CH3FFI3 Жыл бұрын
"Bas Rutten shows you multiple ways to kill a person with ambience" Bong bong bong....kadang kadang kadang
@sunnyrizzo1991 Жыл бұрын
That's so true lol
@BrettRichmond-t8b3 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@orkutfinance2 жыл бұрын
He's so casual about murder that it becomes absolutely hysterical.
@MiaX-l2bАй бұрын
13:40 😂😂😂
@ernomeister3 жыл бұрын
this might just be the greatest thing on yt.
@foobar123-f2y3 жыл бұрын
definitely! 😂
@bobberto33992 жыл бұрын
Might be? ..... Bang right straight.
@ernomeister2 жыл бұрын
@@bobberto3399 looky look what we got here
@ajack13122 жыл бұрын
@@ernomeister Smack his face!
@RichieI4 ай бұрын
Nope wrong mens room
@Slowgroovin Жыл бұрын
Probably one of the most understandable and easy to learn practical defense videos ever produced.
@KaiMax_233 жыл бұрын
"I don't believe in an eye for an eye. I believe in 2 eyes for an eye"
@MasmydaMusy3 ай бұрын
Biće ti malo dva oka za plakanje.
@Mynameishardstyle19912 ай бұрын
And a ear and a splean cause this one is covered in m trails
@crismendicino46332 ай бұрын
@@Mynameishardstyle1991entrails
@cristobalberrios11063 жыл бұрын
Bas Rutten, a UFC hall of fame and in his spare time, a first degree murder trainer
@robotgorilla-man61932 жыл бұрын
Think about how many people bas hasn't murdered over the years. Advanced numbers
@antlerr Жыл бұрын
before mma he was pancras. his palm strikes are legend.
@harvydent7154 Жыл бұрын
😆😆😆
@goldeneagle992 ай бұрын
Hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
@CorbinB-Rax2 ай бұрын
I saw the hand and wondered if he hurt it. Drew my attention as he walked up.
@craigbradley62103 жыл бұрын
Bas is fantastic. Just wish he’d came along a bit later. Bas in the modern UFC would have been epic
@rowdyzack59142 жыл бұрын
Considering how much he self-taught grappling. Imagine Bas in the modern era with youtube.
@michaelbrownlee48572 жыл бұрын
100%
@xcityofemberx Жыл бұрын
@@rowdyzack5914 Agree and he explained way back in an interview, he breaks down submissions and sometimes does it with his wife before going to bed haha
@inthekingdom1996 Жыл бұрын
Absolutely, and without the complications of his neck/arm injuries. He went from kickboxer to submission expert so fast, imagine the next form he would have taken as a Heavy/Light Heavyweight. I think he would have had an Andre Orlovski career (in terms of longevity) and be considered among the other GOATS of the UFC. He's already one GOAT of MMA'rtists, cartainly as a pioneer but we know he was capable of even higher greatness
@roberthodges3984 Жыл бұрын
First saw this in 2008, and "Create distance, and grab a chair" has lived rent-free in my head ever since.
@Chex2331 Жыл бұрын
And it has probably saved your life.
@roberthodges3984 Жыл бұрын
@@Chex2331 it's definitely come in handy a time or two against drunks.
@pottwal402 Жыл бұрын
most realistic and entertaining self defense video i have ever seen. great work
@mivids1003 жыл бұрын
I Love bas! That sense of humour is priceless, deserves more views just for the sound effects!”bang bang boom!”
@patrickr123422 жыл бұрын
Remember, it is Bas, not some fool.. This man is a killer,without a weapon. If you imagine, he gives you this kind of treament, what a nightmare.
@420coryb3 жыл бұрын
He's saying that about MY WIFE!? I'm sorry sir...but I'm going to break your leg. Lol classic line. Thanks for uploading this! I'm gonna go play hide the spice bottle once bars open back up for sure.
@findlestick3 жыл бұрын
“Dangada-dangada-dang!” is the last thing you hear. ☠️
@MasmydaMusy3 ай бұрын
Is that Kristijan Golubović?
@ikigai472 ай бұрын
@@MasmydaMusy - No
@davidsarkar64232 жыл бұрын
One of the most nicest open hearted guy and one of my top most fav mma legend
@erikcerny51313 ай бұрын
I share house with psycho narko alcoholic and I'm afraid about my safety and life , no word can't describe how I appreciate this lesson, I wish to be like Bas , thanks you
@charlespeterson42033 жыл бұрын
some of the techniques taught here, i have used in real life high pressure situations. great vid.
@Sadqueerguy692 жыл бұрын
@N. Dure ball kick
@assrammington79612 жыл бұрын
The penis suck technique is really effective for disarming your opponent
@charlespeterson420311 ай бұрын
@SittingDuck-xq9ln06:52
@ezralbs51572 жыл бұрын
I cannot believe I'm just now seeing this. I'm dying. Bas is perpetually squaring off with imaginary opponents, every second of everyday. The level of comedy is sheer brilliance.
@foobar123-f2y3 жыл бұрын
Demonstrates endless techniques of how to hospitalize people. Then, suddenly at, 13:08: "Try to avoid the confrontation" 😂😂😂
@iapples383 жыл бұрын
"I don't believe an eye for an eye, I believe in two eyes for an eye" I love it lol
@kyleyates81722 жыл бұрын
An eye for an eye leaves us both blind in the end, one of mine for 2 of yours leaves you defenseless. Makes sense. I've taken my opponents weapons n used them against them just because I could n felt they deserved it. U wanna swing a bat at me I'll rip it outta your hands lol same with a big ol stick. Knives fuckin suck though. Blunt force type objects aren't hard to deal with, blades take a lot more caution and you'll probably end up cut regardless of what u try to do, but hopefully they get cut up and stopped before it's too late.
@samuelmmmk1812 жыл бұрын
@@kyleyates8172 you didn't do that last time bro tell the whole story
@bigrig43852 жыл бұрын
@@kyleyates8172 You should make your own videos of self defense.
@kyleyates81722 жыл бұрын
@@samuelmmmk181 the first time I got the shit beat out of me with a tree branch when I was a kid by the neighbor, the next time it happened I'd been taking some classes for a while and just kind of used my rear hand after blocking to grab the top and my lead hand to grab close as possible to the front underneath and pulled back hard, might've used my leg to knock them over while doing it or they just got pulled over IDK but it worked and I took the stick, he got hit with it and ran off
@garye51072 жыл бұрын
I know that most make this a joke , but in reality these techniques really will save your life .
@findlestick3 жыл бұрын
Jokes aside, he’s also a natural entertainer.
@tedbyron14997 ай бұрын
"...smack is face into the ambience." Fuck'n priceless!
@iapples383 жыл бұрын
"you're in my seat, man..." "oh I'm sorry" *proceeds to brutalize face with knees* "ah, no I'm not" I'm not sure the other guy was the one in the wrong here haha
@michaelbrownlee48572 жыл бұрын
🤣 I shoulda read the comments before putting one
@Thedogs53 жыл бұрын
“So I threw him through the window. As a friend”
@bullybasher17463 жыл бұрын
Never seen the full video. Only the clips. Thanks bro.
@erickennedy13152 жыл бұрын
"Smack his face into the ambience of the place"
@jayred29084 күн бұрын
😂😂😂
@cam-inf-4w53 күн бұрын
Bas Rutten and Henry Rollins walks into a bar Everyone rolls out
@indigoimp04463 жыл бұрын
Welcome to Bob Ruten's Lethal Streethal System.
@billywuzhere92562 жыл бұрын
This video is made of the purest type of gold!
@steveharris79387 ай бұрын
Not only a great fighter, Bas is a fucking comedian :))
@mrviciousspiegel43173 жыл бұрын
The headbutt move is a classic. When a situation arises i always come back to it, its beautifull when you split the lips and they look at you in disbelieve. Many times it was all it took to end the fight. Some other times it wasnt xd.
@majgetcash3 жыл бұрын
I’m not
@chetyllynnverellen13653 жыл бұрын
I had this dude wail on me with lefts and rights, nothing, like a little kid play fighting. So when his headbutt came I didn't even put a hand between. Bad idea. It really dazed me. Like 2 rams. Ended up with 8 stitches each on the insides of upper and lower lips where my teeth busted through
@kyleyates81722 жыл бұрын
@@chetyllynnverellen1365 it sucks to get head butted, also no one sees then coming either so it usually works out pretty good lol
@Mrvicious999 Жыл бұрын
Same… the look of shock is priceless.
@inthekingdom1996 Жыл бұрын
Because Bas is a favorite of mine, he's on my Mt Rushmore of martial artists, I can't say I'm surprised.. but throwing that HUGE Paul Varlains (however drunk) out of a window is pretty impressive! Great stuff as always from Bas!
@whattheshrek9046 Жыл бұрын
Love how everything is a weapon with bas. One man I wouldn’t wanna fuck with 😂👊🏻
@Codevil.2 ай бұрын
Lesson 1. Don't fight Bass Lesson 2. Dont fight me, Ive watched this years ago, and have tried most every technique, very effective and real world truth
@pasteghost4282 жыл бұрын
And remember, always restomp the groin. BONGGGG
@jmcruz53853 жыл бұрын
classic! Bas Rutten is the man!
@globetrotter73443 жыл бұрын
come forward, who saw the damn blade in his hand in the beginning? i for sure didn't XD
@freeparking3012 жыл бұрын
Ain’t gonna lie…he hid that thing good. That’s how you get someone to stick around and watch the whole video. And your reward for doing so is learning how to get someone ready to play “hide the spice bottle!”
@CorbinB-Rax2 ай бұрын
I saw the hand looked weird.
@MalmaVer3 ай бұрын
"danga dedanga dedang and it's finished" "i follow up bong, bong, bong and i finish the whole situation" this man is a master of poetic onomatopoeia in addition to his fighting prowess
@theriskid Жыл бұрын
57:14 "And then once he's choked out, we can do games like, pull the pants down and hide the spice bottle. It's a fun thing to do!"🤔
@JohnHenryDavisTheThird19878 ай бұрын
"🤔" - 🐯
@K33SKAASАй бұрын
He told in an interview that he actually did this once in a bar fight in Tokyo i believe.
@fabiancosster2992Ай бұрын
I am sorry i am late but thid video is magical keep posting more videos like this many many thanks GodBless you forever.
@patrickchanning2801 Жыл бұрын
I remember watching this a long long time ago I forgot how awesome it is lol
@zachsummers62503 жыл бұрын
Why does Bas hate peoples livers?? lol
@BallBatteryReligion3 жыл бұрын
He got dropped with a liver shot his his first day in a Muay Thai and swore to make his opponents feel the same pain for eternity lol
@G.F.Browning3 жыл бұрын
@@BallBatteryReligion is that true? It sounds true
@BallBatteryReligion3 жыл бұрын
@@G.F.Browning yes. He may not have said the last part but he's definitely told that story before.
@G.F.Browning3 жыл бұрын
@@BallBatteryReligion yea, I can hear him saying it, i was just asking for clarification
@scottyjohnson93993 жыл бұрын
he's like hannibal lecter.
@kvlaci1358Ай бұрын
Thank you for the best video, Iam sleeping very well since I watched it.
@anderarraa2492 жыл бұрын
This si a f*'_ng Pearl. I can't stop... Man I LOVE Bas "el guapo"
@bobberto33992 жыл бұрын
Love the slow motion replays.
@sportsfan18503 жыл бұрын
How to murder someone in a street fight 101 😂 this is classic
@13013Chris3 жыл бұрын
Thank's for this old video . Merci pour cette vieille video que j'avais beaucoup aimer à l'époque 👍🤜🤛
@positivityplustv2 жыл бұрын
Disclaimer: No balls were hurt during the making of this video
@emperortrevornorton3119 Жыл бұрын
Rest in peace my great friend The Jefe Jeff the man who showed me this video first
@Overlorddz3 ай бұрын
I used to make endless parodies with friends about this. I mean we practiced some as well, but it was just too funny
@jameswilliams7059 Жыл бұрын
Bas is a legend and I respect everything he said in this video. But young people need to know a few things about "street fights" (or getting attacked). 1. Run away. That's the best self defense technique you'll ever need. Keep your eyes open and if you feel danger, get out of there. 2. If you're Forced to fight this video is a great starting point. Use these techniques. But remember that your opponent will scramble. It's not always as simple as a right straight left hook. The other guy will be moving constantly. 3. Never bring a weapon into a fight unless the other guy does. If you bring out a baseball bat, there is a chance he could take it from you and use it on you. You might even drop it by accident and die because of it. If you pull out a knife, the other guy might pull out a gun. Keep that in mind
@Chopping-it-up2 ай бұрын
You are very right never be the tough guy. You only fight if that is the last thing you can do.
@JakiZakiFlaki13 жыл бұрын
nice upload, i only knew the short version for years, thx for this
@Vallhalia2 ай бұрын
At first I got in to serious mode when I saw the thumbnail, clicked in to watch my boy Rutten teach me some deadly street techniques, 6 minutes in im laughing my ass off, this guy is a god damn legend protect him at all costs. He could walk in a field of grass and find a deadly straw of grass..
@Y8080-j7k2 жыл бұрын
Now I understand what GSP was talking about and I agree with him
@randomhuman20842 жыл бұрын
What did gsp say?
@AlHenryGarcia-mo6yj2 ай бұрын
I purchased this DVD when it first came out!💯 I own many self defense films, BUT this one holds a special place in my heart.🙏 LOL!🙉🤣😤👍
@atticninja91943 жыл бұрын
And this is why you don’t start fights with strangers on the street. You never know when your gonna run into someone like this who isn’t going to fight you, he’s going to try to break/kill you. You wouldn’t even know what happened it would be so quick lol. Just wake up in the hospital with broken bones.
@CorbinB-Rax2 ай бұрын
14:21 lol
@MVProfitsАй бұрын
I still recall Bas mimicking a fight 5 feet in front of me. Guy moves so fast and hard, scariest I've ever been of an unarmed man ever ha ha. And I've been in MMA gyms. Yet he was super cool and nice to everyone.
@Badfinger4 Жыл бұрын
7:15 is maybe the best advice in the video. I've seen hundreds of videos on KZbin or Reddit of drunk idiots talking shit to someone with their hands down that get clocked in the face and KO'd who could have avoided it had they followed that one simple tip.
@rodrigomenezes222 жыл бұрын
Don´t you ever doooo this bang bang bang LOL!!!! The best video of the internet!
@CorbinB-Rax2 ай бұрын
14:21 lol
@JLee-bi4es3 жыл бұрын
This is great stuff, thanks for the upload
@beautruex70123 жыл бұрын
Bas Rutten is Live Every Wednesday on Hannibal Tv! The Man is a Legend and such a Cool Guy! Come Hang out with Bas, Butterbean, Rick Bassman and Shawn Ray!
@njdewit28 күн бұрын
Quite a few things in here I remember (and casually hated) from the Krav Maga classes I took ages ago. Also I love the (legit) use of hot sauce for defense!
@slademc12 жыл бұрын
Holy shit didn’t realize how dangerous bars were with all those weapons laying around!
@TheKessi10003 ай бұрын
I tried to buy tickets to a Bas Rutten fight once. To my dismay I found out that it was sold out. I was furious and kept screaming DANGITA, DANGITA DANG!!!!!!
@davidlythgoe40793 ай бұрын
Thanks for reposting the full versions i thought it was lost forever.
@shucksful2 жыл бұрын
I can’t even imagine pushing a GLASS IN SOMEONE’S FACE! LOL! It’s like , “whoa dude…way too far, way too far bro.
@ajack13122 жыл бұрын
I've seen worse in real knock down drag out bar & street fights. Alcohol + violence = savagery. There are no rules outside of the ring, if you end up stuck in a situation like this it's best to throw "fairness" out the window and end it quickly with whatever you have at hand. I watched my friend's little brother turn an unopened case of 12oz beer bottles into a very effective case of carbonated exploding glass missiles lol. He was helping us by baseball throwing beers at the heads of the attackers while they were focused on fighting us, they were getting blindsided, knocked out cold before they even realized what was happening. The ones who didn't end up snoring on the concrete ran. It sounds brutal but we went home with barely any injuries. Some of them weren't so lucky, and the crazy thing is they were drunk as hell and outnumbered us so they started a fight for absolutely nothing. We were cornered in a parking lot so we just attacked them the second we realized they were not going to leave us alone.
@Ruben-H20Ай бұрын
Bas is the OG Legend of Legends
@jackythetramp3 жыл бұрын
Everybody underestimates a kick in the groin 🤣🤣🤣
@RileyStudios29 күн бұрын
“& i promise you, that will hurt” - Bas Rutten lol 👏
@fernandodepascual38412 жыл бұрын
“Take the chair anything the world is yours”
@cbrad-eo6nt2 жыл бұрын
I'm just here for the "BANG NO IM NOT"
@PatienceKissАй бұрын
Bas' right hand looking like it was broken was driving me crazy the first three minutes. Guess I passed the first test
@anone.mousse6743 жыл бұрын
Prepare for an influx of DaThings viewers.
@richardgadberry83983 жыл бұрын
Welcome to Bob Ruten's Lethal Streethal System.
@ThinkingFox12 жыл бұрын
14:23 is what you're looking for 👀
@crazykorean22683 жыл бұрын
Time to rewatch it again
@jjrod332 ай бұрын
The music alone has got me hooked😂
@geoffquartermainebastin93022 ай бұрын
The difference between Bas and the rest, is his absolute violence. His techniques are incredibly simple, make BJJ look like ballet. Bas just smashes his opponent to pieces.
@MM-lw3ve2 ай бұрын
Who would have thought salt and pepper pots could become lethal weapons; then there is the lethal tabasco sauce. I will never feel safe in a restaurant again.
@eliotquintana980223 күн бұрын
Open eyes opponent attack block strike self defense wrestling technique mma skills
@ataozturk2732Ай бұрын
+ What have learned from this video? - Dangide dangide dang.
@Gotchaaaaaa5 күн бұрын
Everybody: Baz : Chair or balls!
@robelmekonnen15643 жыл бұрын
This is hilarious!!! LOL I love Bas Rutten
@thankgodimouttahere20 күн бұрын
Thank you Bas. This was great.
@fairday25703 жыл бұрын
Bas is the heckin greatest ❤ End of the story
@jonadams55473 жыл бұрын
Great upload
@kasv41032 жыл бұрын
-this is gold. I really love bas. I WISH I could hangout talk shit and listen to all his stories too crazy for public viewing.
@fteambjj4 ай бұрын
This is the only video john wick watches... everynight since birth
@pumpxrs18053 жыл бұрын
17:00 makes a life or death situation turn out comedic
@thejellyranger76792 жыл бұрын
“I’m sorry, I’m laughing.”
@jengaaaaa8 ай бұрын
The chair is pretty useful but most fights are all out brawls with numerous people flying all over the place and everyone is going for a cheapshot.
@DnyAln2 жыл бұрын
Surprised how low views and comments are these clips are gold. Do
@Matthew-S753 ай бұрын
I was just looking for the men's room...
@XavierJustice-is2or2 ай бұрын
😂
@ChefDanCooking4 ай бұрын
I used to watch these all the times...dang-ta, dang-ta, dang
@KeyserSoze2318 күн бұрын
Some of these tips seem more offensive than defensive
@matijacrgonja43553 жыл бұрын
Bas it's great ! Real man and a warrior ! All the best from Croatia !
@ThePerpetualStudent2 жыл бұрын
You have the greatest fighter of all time
@randomhuman20842 жыл бұрын
9:44 Jesus imagine taking a Bas Rutten kick to the balls