Batman Contigency Plans: Team Fortress 2 Mercenaries (Compilation)

[@ianfinrir8724]

Fun Fact: Despite having only one eye, the double vision caused by Demoman's constant inebriated state gives him perfect depth perception.

[@Amnionic]

Basically he is so constantly drunk that he can see perfectly

[@SerAnima95]

Bro's really so drunk that even though he's missing an eye he can still see perfectly normally

[@kanerowan1534]

Some more Fun facts, batman's contingency plans left out multiple factors such as taunts and other weapons, such as Heavy being able to insta-kill you if he does the finger gun taunt at you, or his strength somehow increases when wearing boxing gloves, and spy can freeze people by backstabbing them with an icicle, also demoman's organs work as a distillery so he's always drunk, and that Demoman is so drunk that when he was attacked by bloodsucking robots that were made specifically for draining peoples blood, thw robots died when they tried to drain Demoman's blood because that's just how intoxicated he is, and every Halloween the crew fight against Demoman's cursed eye, the headless, Horseless horseman and other supernatural threats, and they have Saxton Hale on their side, meaning that batman would have to deal with Australian Bane on super steroids

[@TylerGoatMan]

I love how Engineers plan is literally just “Batman would absolutely be a spy main.”

[@eg_manifest510]

honestly the idea of using the Spy's cigarette brand as a way to track and identify him is the most Batman thing ever. World's greatest detective indeed. It'll come in handy when old commissioner Gordon suddenly changes up his own preferred brand of smokes, and is wearing a rather bespoke new watch

[@purplesgamesrepairs6577]

Considering the fact that Gordon normally smokes from a pipe and not cigarettes

[@Toku-k1c]

@@purplesgamesrepairs6577honest to god that would be awesome as a plot like Batman sees him light a cigarette instead of his pipe

[@lorddumb21]

Gotta love how batman's plan for engineer is just the average spy infiltrations

[@keithharrissuwignjo2460]

Batman is just a more advanced Spy

[@engineergaming3830]

I don't think the plan baguette will work mind if I change it up a bit partner? I'm an engineer I know my way around his tech

[@crazinventor4442]

Hmm. Something about your profile picture is suspicious... Oh well, I'm sure you are trustworthy, Mr. Engineer.

[@fedethegreat88]

That Engineer's a bloody- sentry- _OOOOOOOHOHOHOHOA_

[@engineergaming3830]

@@fedethegreat88 *killbinds*

[@BeyonderStar]

​@@fedethegreat88mph! (airblasts)

[@Ahena994]

I believe it

[@gellax111]

Batman is in for a surprise when he'll realize Demoman doesn't need to drink alcohol anymore as his own body started to create its own alcohol from its bone marrow.

[@tonyf3431]

ingesting basically-water does seem to take him out pretty solidly, though like when somebody injects him with a saline solution in the comics

[@xeres6232]

@@tonyf3431 He actually gets fucked up from eating a normal meal and drinking water.

[@tonyf3431]

@@xeres6232 it was that then not certain why I thought it was a saline solution, but I definitely misremembered

[@bananakinflyswatter904]

Something I always find myself musing at is how Medic was able to surgically remove someone's skeleton so well that they were able wake up and realize what had happened. That is a horrifyingly impressive amount of skill.

[@gaidencastro9706]

Something of note: During one of his hallucinations, he gets enraged at at and kills Smokey the Bear for saying fire is nobody's friend. Pyro is likely fully aware that he is using fire.

[@eggsandpencilscrisis9498]

shit you're right I totally overlooked that on my first read but it might also just be that their idea of fire is just warped and they think it makes people happy like it makes them happy

[@xxsegaxx]

Maybe Pyro on his mind, punished the bear for saying that instead of decapitating her

[@memeconsumer773]

@@xxsegaxx He beheaded him with a axe, which he perceives to be a lolipop, maybe he could have rewarded him with a treat in his imagination

[@mr.cobalt1668]

He's well aware he's using fire, he just perceives fire as the ultimate source of good and happiness instead of how everyone else sees it.

[@gaidencastro9706]

@@mr.cobalt1668 Yeah. That's what I was trying to say

[@Alijahboi]

Contingency code:Family guy Subject:Peter Griffin

[@Rodgun]

The team's members have been covered, but the problem Batman faces is that this is a _team_, and the only time they've been seen alone has been after disbanding and returning to their pseudocivilian lives. As such, he needs a contingency plan for how to deal with the team as a whole rather than only each individual.

[@ionescuandrei1245]

Contingency plan code: Lucky 38 Subject: Courier 6

[@stranger2642]

Cannot win hide in vault

[@TheEnclaveRemnant2296]

Just give him tons of drugs and he'll do the job himself

[@khorne3680]

Step 1, don’t bother with headshots

[@pillowsnoozerguy8702]

He forgot that the entire team will protect the doctor at any cost so he'll likely never be alone or unsupervised for him to take the medigun

[@logannottheonefrommarvel9917]

These men have cheated death, created life, created death, and have beat all odds thus far as mercenaries. And they did it while dancing and high fiving each other

[@civilwildman]

I had a feeling you'd do this. I should've placed bets. 🤣

[@randomoreoaddictor6712]

I did say it would be on a weekend, but that applied to last weekend, does this still count or…

[@michaelkowal3230]

17:09 His way to counter the engineers' buildings is basically the red-tape recorder since it slowly saps the buildings and makes them weaker

[@JustaGuy12347]

I love the fact that contingency plan for engineer is basically just switching to spy.

[@mrstudent9125]

Tf2 team could work in DC as Suicide Squad stand in.

[@randomoreoaddictor6712]

If someone modded them to look like that team, it’d be goddamn hilarious, and I’d play it in a heartbeat…

[@lorddumb21]

Heavy weapons guy is a guy

[@uzunaruMelonness]

"Hmmmm. This is... something. However." A BLU Heavy leans in. "Batman, he no take account to Demoman's shields. He will charge in. Da! (yes)." He sniffs. And the giant recalls the comics. "Hmmm. I see. Batman, he not know of Demoman's weakness. Too much alcohol... makes him sleep. Yes? Sniper knock him with drink. Too much. Yes." Misha rises out of his chair. "Batman. I hope you no being itty bitty tiny man becoming bad man. Else, I'll crush you. And if I turn." He points at a sedative. "Shoot dart, like tiny Sniper."

[@Ly_7838]

This is perfect

[@dancingblaze424]

Bats forgot that soldier also ate a bunch of Murasmus's immortality pills

[@vintagememelord8168]

Kill me and come back stronger pills.

[@soulglitcher]

​@@vintagememelord8168well, he doesn't kill so that's something on batmans side.

[@zipperfingers749]

"The kryptonian crash cliche, nevermind" I'm dead.

[@herec0mestheCh33f]

Problem: engineer Solution: become the fucking spy Well played batman

[@wcalenielucekxd3337]

Contingency code:Eye stealer Subject:Merasmus

[@JustaGuy12347]

Condingency code:australium Subject: SAXTON HAAAAAAALE!!!! unless it was already done

[@ZeitInstants]

The plan: "Can't do it, he's perfect"

[@lorddumb21]

The plan: hire his team of mercenaries against him and pray

[@danielferrieri7434]

Contingency Plan Code: Termination Subject: Skynet

[@randomoreoaddictor6712]

He covered the 800, is there a benefit for covering the entirety of them?

[@andrewhunt1328]

Contingency plan code: Blue Bomber Subject: Mega Man

[@elrobotman9856]

LET'S GO!

[@zachshock1672]

Contingency Code: Stars Subject: Chris Redfield Also maybe Leon Kennedy or Ethan Winters. Assuming you aren't limited to just heroes then: Contingency Code: Uroboros Subject: Albert Wesker.

[@randomoreoaddictor6712]

Could work for next month, which is in a couple of days…

[@tiberiusdawn2042]

Would Bruce be a good candidate to the redfield bloodline?

[@Tylordvondoom]

Contingency plan code: Garden Warfare Subject: Crazy Dave

[@MrMelo10092]

This

[@vintagememelord8168]

That would be an interesting topic

[@DarkFox64]

Contingency Plan Code: Space Huntress Subject: Samus Aran

[@tylerduncanson2661]

Btw, Heavy’s name is Mikhail. Misha is a nickname from his family

[@MrBigBazinga]

Batman’s plan to stop the engineer is pretty much just Spy gameplay 😂

[@Alijahboi]

Contingency code:Slackers Subjects:Mordicai and Rigby

[@randomoreoaddictor6712]

For how many times this has been most liked, I’m surprised their jobs haven’t been taken up by him…

[@vintagememelord8168]

plese yse

[@gardraulin4746]

Unless you fuze the firing pin to the back, scout's scattergun isn't going to break ANY time soon. Essentially it's a shotgun with a cylindrical mag tube. So unless that disruptor can fuse metal, there's absolutely no way to jam his weapons past the standard ways.

[@stevenbox7657]

Contingency Plan Code: Didn’t See That Coming Subject: Johnny Test

[@vintagememelord8168]

formidable threat indeed

[@aniticitizen0451]

Contingency Plan Code: King of thieves Subject: Ganondorf

[@jamkert3788]

Contingency plan code: Buttsauce Subject: Postal Dude

[@maximvandepoll3008]

Contingency Plan Code: Bite Me Subject: Uzi Doorman

[@EC0191]

Contingency plan code: Queen of Blades Subject: Sarah Kerrigan

[@civilwildman]

Yes, VERY YES!

[@PurpleHeartE54]

YES!

[@elrobotman9856]

NICE!

[@Stresenbear]

If this happens we should get Artanis as well, maybe code Daelaam Hierarch

[@simonhugo4893]

Only the batman can trick you into drinking alcohol-free scrumpy

[@hattoripool1533]

Contingency Plan Code: The Ultimate Mercenary Subject: Infinite the Jackal

[@fallen_angelmemesforlife9172]

Now we need a contingency for the more likely event that the entire team decides to run up on Batman.

[@capitalcoffee7514]

One tiny mistake here: The scout's mad milk has actually been confirmed to just be irradiated milk, not his own "bodily fluids", otherwise this is a pretty solid video Also, a battle of attrition against the largest stamina freak of all 9 mercenaries seems kind of counterintuitive, but that could just be me.

[@_AlanXD]

I like to believe that mad milk is irritated milk while it original form, mann milk is just his milk

[@MenatllyIllEngineer]

Mad milk comes from a male cow, so do with that what you will. Also, I renamed my mad milk Mann Milk and i’m still proud of that

[@tarrisfairbroke6899]

A 70 in. plasma screen TV for the Pyro in his containment cell? I get the feeling anyone who breaks it is going to validate Batman's unwillingness to unmask Pyro here.

[@Straswa]

Great compilation, thanks for covering the TF2 mercs. Enjoying your contingency videos.

[@rossruss6901]

Contingency Plan Code: Star Fox Subject: Fox McCloud

[@Straswa]

Yes please.

[@Trulman03]

Contigency Plan code: Attack Titan Subject: Eren Jaeger

[@mrstudent9125]

Contingency plan code: Quiet Life Subject: Kira Yoshikage Day 20

[@jaws12413]

Contingency plan code: Ringtail Subject: Sly Cooper

[@blainetate743]

Suggestion: Contingency Plan Code: Teenage Robot Subject: Jenny Wakeman Key Trait: Desires Acceptance

[@Morningstar91939]

Good one.

[@MrMelo10092]

My mind immediately goes to the traumatizing things I remember from this. If it exists...

[@HazardousEnvironmentCombatUni]

Contigency plan code: it's payday fellas Subject: the payday gang

[@therealdeal6886]

Contingency Plan Code: Substitute Soul Reaper Subject: Ichigo Kurosaki

[@SulliMike23]

Contingency Plan Code: Peace Through Power Subject: Kane Contingency Plan Code: King Explosion Subject: Katsuki Bakugo Contingency Plan Code: Red Like Roses Subject: Ruby Rose

[@user-FREAK_HORRIGAN]

9:00 do you guys think Batman knows demoman has found a way to ferment his bone marrow into alcohol to keep himself going

[@antidotebrain69]

We are born of the algorithm, made men by the algorithm, and die by the algorithm. Fear the old algorithm.

[@maximvandepoll3008]

Contingency Plan Code: Happy Day in Hell Subject: Charlie Morningstar

[@maximvandepoll3008]

Contingency Plan Code: Murder Drones Subjects: Serial Designations N, V, and J

[@Wildgamer2205]

may I ask how in the hell is Batman getting to Copper 9?

[@jamesThebulbmin]

​@@Wildgamer2205his bat transportation device

[@maximvandepoll3008]

@@Wildgamer2205 FTL tech exists in both DC and the Murder Drones universe.

[@Wildgamer2205]

@@maximvandepoll3008 sorry I just never seen Batman use FTL tech before so that's why I asked

[@maximvandepoll3008]

@@Wildgamer2205 He may not have used it himself, but the fact is that it canonically exists within the DC universes. All he really needs is for one of his allies that has the tech/magic/whatever to lend it to him, or take it from his enemies.

[@civilwildman]

Contingency Plan Code: Scream Fortress Subject: Horseless Headless Horsemann Contingency Plan Code: Worst Roommate Ever Subject: Merasmus Contingency Plan Code: Australium Subject: Saxton Hale Contingency Plan Code: Mann Co. Subject: Gray Mann

[@jackoli1000]

1:50 there's more, and a pic of soldier from expiration date. Pure gold

[@flugzeugtagerauenbeleuchtu468]

Contingency Plan: Groovy Subject: Earth Worm Jim

[@marcostyler8958]

Contingency Plan Code: Khan Subject: Khan Noonien Singh (Star Trek)

[@civilwildman]

KHAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!

[@lukej535]

Contingency Plan Code: Ghost of Tsushima Subject: Jin Sakai

[@somechupacabrawithinternet8866]

Contingency code: pink terror Subject: Pinkamena

[@thekingzhaul5914]

Contingecy Code: Bat from Red Snow Subject: *Elma* (throwing this one here because she was called "batman" by one of the mercenaries sent to hunt her down)

[@andreasottohansen7338]

A thing that makes all the mercenaries even scarier, is that they are capable of wielding magic, if equipped with either a proper spellbook, or even a simple magazine about magic.

[@hoonhur5681]

Contingency code: Secure, Contain, Protect Subject: The foundation

[@FatManandPop]

Contingency Plan Code: Thrill Kill Subject: Belladonna

[@stevenbox7657]

Contingency Plan Code: The Radical Squadron Subject: SWAT Kats

[@walkingwater548]

Contingency code: Jaig eyes Subject name: CT 7567-Captain Rex

[@walkingwater548]

Contingency code: Bale Eye Subject name: Commissar Sebastian Yarrick.

[@tromedlovdrolmai]

Wait, I just realized, No Saxton Hale contingency? If we've done the whole team, we gotta do Saxton Hale too

[@gamerplays1352]

Contingency Plan Code: Vessel Subject: Ghost of Hallownest. (From the game: Hollow Knight)

[@maximvandepoll3008]

Contingency Plan Code: Absolute Solver Subject: Cyn

[@ThePaeppa]

I'd like to see him attempt all 9 mercs at once

[@solarscripture829]

Contingency code:kr zi-o Subject:ohma zi-o

[@RodanfanYT]

Contingency Code: Illusion Subject: Mysterio

[@slimygamesyt]

Calling pyro a Eldridge horror is accurate

[@NoelTavish]

Nobody seems to have noticed that his contigency plan for Scout has the Bat Disruptor to counteract his weapons.

[@maximvandepoll3008]

Contingency Plan Code: IMP Subject: Blitzo, Moxxie, Millie, and Loona

[@07moth20]

Contingency Plan Code: Unkillable Lizard Subject: SCP-682

[@Nameless-ln5mr]

MEET THE CAPED CRUSADER Contingency plan: ANNOYED GRUNT (Homer Simpson from The Simpsons) Now that my regular suggestion is in… Contingency plan: ANGEL DUST (Alexander Anderson from Hellsing)

[@IronVigilante451]

We're not gonna talk about the Uncle Dane Ref?

[@la-pantarana]

Made me spit out my water hearing Uncle Dane

[@Morningstar91939]

Contingency Plan Code: No Regrets Subject: The Postal Dude Contingency Plan Code: Hail to the King Subject: Duke Nukem

[@civilwildman]

Fun fact: I originally suggested the Soldier and the Medic under the plan codes "Rocket Man" and "Archimedes," respectively.

[@kutaro1356]

Contingency Code: Great Split Subject: Kali, The Red Mist

[@hoody5907]

Contingency plan code: This is the voice Subject: The Mysterons

[@alelder3479]

Contingency plan code: Sing-Sing Fruit Subject: Tot Musica

[@professorsponge1554]

these contingencies work... when you face the team 1v1. but you'd never face the team that way.

[@SapientSheep]

So Batman's contingency for Engineer is "Be the Spy"

[@SnakeRoadComicsOfficial3677]

Imagine Batman trying to integrate them into Batman Inc. they'll likely be reluctant given the no kill rule Batman has but you'd never know.

[@nilpyc307]

day 7 contingency plan code : smart brains subject: dr zomboss

[@derrickhaggard]

Contingency Plan Code: 3 Strikes Subject: Trigger

[@Branham67]

Could you do a contingency plan for The Batter From OFF I feel like that would be neat Contingency Plan: Home run Subject: The Batter

[@SamHammie]

8:35 Demoman's alcohol dependency is actually life threatening. Replacing his alcohol with a drink of identical taste and smell that isn't alcoholic is already enough to give the poor man a heart attack. You don't even need the other steps after that, you've already gotten him. 12:45 Freezing the ground would make it slippery. The Scout could learn how to utilize that in a moment's notice, if he wasn't already skilled on the ice due to his childhood, and move even faster. 13:01 His Scatter Gun is literally just a sawed off shotgun, and his Baseball Bat is just a baseball bat. Neither are electrical or mechanical devices. I don't think a single weapon he owns is mechanical or electronic in nature. Why would Batman use the Bat Disruptor against him? 14:30 Your plan for the Engineer is literally just playing the exact same role as the Spy. Just have the Spot do this instead. 20:12 You have no idea what showing the Pyro holograms of unicorns and rainbows could do to his psyche. If he sees his bloody axe as a giant lollipop, showing him a giant lollipop could reasonably make him fearful and/or enraged, since it's likely that it could have the opposite effect, showing him a bloody axe. Also, Pyro's visuals aren't from any kind of disability or mental state. The guy didn't want to go to war to begin with, so Mann Co. created the Pyrovision Goggles to keep him happy.

[@Wildgamer2205]

Contingency Plan Code: Lone Wolf Subject: Spartan B-312 AKA Noble Six

[@YatzeeWillWearAGreenHat]

Medic: Bully him Spy: ruin his suit Demo: throw a Flashbang at him Scout: Spike his drink with acid Engineer: Roleplay as the Spy Pyro: "A 70 inch plasma screen TV. With Netflix" Heavy: Meet the Sandvich bad ending Soldier: Bucket Sniper: Dodge his bodily fluids right from the source

[@CompositeCreativity]

Contingency Plan Code: Normandy Subject: Commander Shepard (Mass Effect)

[@SSD_Penumbra]

The whole "Was Medic a nazi" thing has already been debunked by TF2's official lore. Medic was hunting down Nazis during ww2. Nobody's gonna notice soldiers go missing in Bavaria, especially during a war.

[@rosskerr1439]

Contingency Plan Code: Watch Out For That Tree. Subject: George of the Jungle.

[@sjachilles49]

Contingency plan code: Convergence Subject: The Brethren Moon Day 6

[@jalapenoandbanana]

Minecraft youtubers after hitting 1 million subscribers: 33:42

[@thesupersonicstig]

Batman could solve a lot of problems by making beer-tasting water.