Batman in Elden Ring: No Killing Allowed

Elden Ring is great, but what if you wanted to play a new Batman game? Today we make an Elden Ring build using the Spiked Caestus, The Page summon, and Raptor's Black Feathers to clean up the city of Gotham!
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[@jarodhamel6357]

Batman may not be dealing the most damage per punch, but he knows all the pressure points to hit to break the enemies poise… Obviously what was happening… probably.

[@tulokmango6684]

That makes sense to me!

[@juju8285]

Same here

[@gooficat]

​@@tulokmango6684I mean, fist weapons do have the best stance damahe

[@valkyrie5018]

Tulok I hate to break this to you after you completed the run, but you can’t technically kill anyone in elden ring. Death was removed from the order. Batman can absolutely beat the crap out of everyone because they’ll be perfectly fine in 4 and half minutes Edit: I’m not complaining, your unnecessary suffering is funny

[@tulokthebarbrarian2033]

The really devastating part of this is Bruce Wayne's parents must be alive, they just don't like him very much...

[@valkyrie5018]

@@tulokthebarbrarian2033 BOTH of Batman’s parents went to get milk and never came back

[@samakiraroyjanssen6326]

Except Radagon. we destined death, which lets us kill him, and the elden sword states it’s made from a dead god.

[@SorenPrime]

He very well could have done either Azrael's or Thomas Wayne's versions of Batman or that version from the Dark Knights of Steel where he is half Kryptonian and a medieval knight

[@yougosquishnow]

He has the rune of death.

[@youmadbro3961]

8:15 "We beat a skeleton back to death" best line...ever

[@bumble2442]

Torrent is simply Bat-Cow in this build, and I think that’s beautiful.

[@Spacecowboymo]

“ Jason that kills people “ classic throwback 👌🏽

[@n3v1l11]

Llamas with hats

[@SorenPrime]

​@@n3v1l11Jason: "I had a hankering for death only their lives could satisfy!"

[@VanessaVersus]

god damn it I keep coming back for the "Jason! Jason that kills people!" bit, it's too good. Your delivery is just perfect.

[@werecatauthor4249]

Funny thing is, he has no problem killing undead, as seen in Court of Owls, and I believe those monstrous creatures and beasts with no sense of right or wrong would also be an exception

[@juju8285]

Nah, but the skeletons, deathbirds, and maybe tibia mariners most likely would be

[@juju8285]

Seeing how he does not kill Darkseid or others like him, and those beasts are kinda like him

[@juju8285]

U know, just with less super laser vision

[@apimpnamedslickback5936]

​@@juju8285he shot darkseid. Trying to kill him no?

[@vyllenor6928]

@@apimpnamedslickback5936 he won't kill a human. Aliens are not humans, especially when they want to destroy/conquer the world

[@tulokthebarbrarian2033]

Seriously, if anyone knows why I was stunning people so fast, please let me knkw

[@l-space1019]

That's easy. It's because you're Batman.

[@Beem0b0t]

Fista have the best poise break of the small weapon category and they hit fast enough that bosses don't reset their poise fast enough is my only guess. They're faster than greatswords so they build it up faster with less stam loss? I dunno, Elden Ring poise is funky.

[@Redwolf2495]

Jump attacks deal bonus poise damage. Jumping punches stun enemies more than regular punches, basically. It's mentioned briefly in the tutorial cave, on the last enemy before the boss (I could be wrong on that, don't quote me).

[@Marabcd315]

5 levels of monk

[@KreatorKid6622]

strike damage in elden ring deals way more poise damage then standard or slash, fist weapons deal strike

[@ericb3157]

oh, i just remembered a crazy short story i read in a book: "death of the Polarizer". a guy who worked at a company making electronics supplies (microchips and such) figured out that Bruce wayne was Batman, because Bruce was buying so much of that stuff. so, he managed to slip some remote-control gadgets into the chips, which enabled him to make Batman's equipment break down while chasing him. Batman figured it out, and told him he had tagged the guy's car with an older tracker with good chips. the guy then tried to get away on foot, but since he was badly out of shape, he wound up falling off a cliff. "he lacked a sound mind in a sound body."

[@fortissears5388]

"The best way to face your fears... is to punch 'em." Brb, gonna search for my 6th grade maths teacher

[@ekyue7274]

AYO

[@ericb3157]

oh, that reminds me of a scene in a cartoon where Batman punched a device the Scarecrow had been using on him: kzbin.info/www/bejne/fnnVe3yolJqLaNE

[@0mn1V4lkyrDrag0n]

Whispering "I'm so proud" like Deadpool 😂

[@staticchronos2780]

How do you not have so many more subscribers you are a hidden gem the Bruce is not pro union line genuinely made me laugh out loud

[@staticchronos2780]

Oh lol just noticed your other channel, good for you!

[@danielwilliamson5063]

With the dryleaf arts this might be a fun revisit.

[@aaronsterling7889]

Great video, glad to be part of the chat in the second stream. Excited for the next one!

[@tulokthebarbrarian2033]

I'll be sure to say Hello There when you come by

[@jerryreed6024]

That Trex looked alot like killer croc and I seen Robin getting that final hit

[@GrandDuchessTaco]

"Robin, that kills people!" Really? I did not know that.

[@Alexm920]

I realize this video is 9 months old, so just for the benefit of anyone else trying to consistently posture-break the Elden Beast. When it spirals upward for the ring attack, you can whip a kukri / fan daggers at it, even just a tiny ping of damage resets the posture recovery clock. I think for Elden beast it takes ~12-15 seconds before it begins recovering, so pinging it from time to time with thrown items can really help keep the posture pressure on.

[@murphieslaw6932]

May come a bit late and likely everybody knows about it anyway, but here it comes: To circumvent the non-respawning rescources usually there is a good replacement. For example, Scarlet Aeonia ? Rotten Breath (actually one of the best options, too, so screw rot arrows). Sleep has THREE ways to get around the dreaded Trinas Lillies lack of respawn. The Sleep Archer, a puppet you get from Seluvis (my prefered choice, works like a charm), Sword of St. Trina and St. Trina´s Torch (shoutout to Suncrusher - one day we will make ChaseTheBro use that thing or DIE TRYING ! Muahahah) - all three are solid choices, much more so then actually aving to explore everywhere AND buy overpriced, non restocking items from merchants. You can use them, of course, but in a fight you are not sure you´ll win ? Tricky, very tricky...

[@adderous]

Going through the backlog and wow, this has to be one of his best. It's not as polished as later runs, but the running joke of not killing people along with the clear love he has for the comics really does a lot to elevate the video.

[@pyr0technick]

Weird I don’t see any murder here, just Batman and Jason knocking out villains unconscious😉

[@herokeywielder8947]

I'm hoping for a Sword of Night and Flame Sora run with shield bro Goofy summons!

[@Still_who_Iam]

2 deep cuts during the malaketh fight... love the catman and dark claw reference.

[@tarnishedwarrior69]

Magma worms are just people who used to many dragon communion incantations

[@honeykrisp16]

I mean technically margit doesn't die since he's just an illusion

[@tulokmango6684]

Gotta love loopholes!

[@tulokthebarbrarian2033]

Exactly! Until Babs and Robin kill him later. So disappointed in them

[@umbracolt6364]

Hey quick step on the dagger can get you through the rot area at the start of the golden scribe area.

[@tulokthebarbrarian2033]

Yes! I think in the stream I realize that, and then realize I sold the dagger for pots or something haha

[@AbbraTheDefector]

The description of the summon followed by "Jason Todd welcome to the squad!" Literally had me dying 😂

[@RyanHaha101]

This to me is way less about the challenge (which is still always impressive btw) and more about the story telling and thought put into it. Deserves more views mate 👍

[@burrito9327]

I love it when games with a huge array of weapons and magical abilities, just let punch. Making a giant catch these hands hits different.

[@nicholasbutler3934]

Gerald has exited his dormant state

[@steventhomson8301]

When you said “to land in the disgusting land of filth and rot, Gotham” I wonder if you knew that Gotham is canonically a city in New Jersey

[@jjbsnowman6611]

Idk if your aware of Arkham Knight but it's a good addition to the Arkham series

[@TheLiberalBoogeyman]

"You are maidenless" "NOW TALK"

[@worldcitizen3371]

You know what game I'm waiting on playing, Castlevania! (Do this with Alucard)

[@webblorin9614]

Tulok shouldn’t have mentioned his hop when dealing “knocking out” Bane and just said he overdosed mid fight and had a heart attack

[@Kingredwood77]

Jumped in from the moon knight vid. Working my way back through the runs. Subscribed

[@Dot-hack]

Jump attacking does good damage to poise. Maybe with the increased damage from the Cape and Talisman it also raises poise damage? It makes sense but idk 🤷‍♂️.

[@tulokthebarbrarian2033]

I think I must? I always use jump attacks if I can, breaking the poise is just really good. Even with a big great sword, I wasn't posture breaking like thos

[@Dot-hack]

@@tulokthebarbrarian2033 Maybe the bleed damage is being counted also and the shear speed you can proc it?

[@endy4398]

7:33 you can leave the room if you open it back up solving all the violence

[@johnskelington]

1:56 so about that...

[@matthewfarthing2308]

You deserve so many more subs bro

[@ampgamer7941]

The cleanrot knights are just parademons, and Batman definitely kills those

[@moriohsdesires]

I love how he killed necromancer garris

[@akechijubeimitsuhide]

A Kiryu build would also be funny with a summon who can be Haruka (useless) or Cutscene Daigo With A Gun (very useful).

[@Threeve703]

Fun guide! I've been watching some of your others too, they're a blast. Also, for future reference at 2:54 Cestus - pronounced "SESS-tus"

[@pbrown7501]

Nope, Latin c is pronounced as a k. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cestus_(boxing)

[@TrevorBelmont5]

You really killed Killer Croc and Swamp Thing and said it doesn’t count because they’re not people? Dang dude, that’s savage 😂

[@kailagerquist9921]

Omg the margit part killed me😂 💅JAsON

[@dasty3028]

6:37 made me laugh for 5 min straight

[@MrShinoTheBugman]

When in doubt. go with "Raezsh" that's how B:TaS said it, and most people agree that's the best batman. the only one to say "Rahz" I'm aware of is the Nolan Batman movies. while it's good also has a few weird bits.

[@FrostFoxMinzer3216]

Honestly, the caestus van break fingerprint shield with one uncharged heavy using royal knight resolvd

[@cruddddddddddddddd]

I think Radahn looks more like General Eiling, from Morrison's JLA run. Also appeared in the excellent JLU animated series. It's the tusks. I subscribed, btw. Bc you kept complaining about bingers who didn't, haha

[@cowboyknyt]

They're not dead they're just sleeping

[@themasquerader101]

I'd love to see an NG+ playthrough of this but with fist weapons only and night cavalry armor for an even better Batman vibe. Also with killing so you can actually fight stuff more. Call it an Azrael minus sword run or something lol

[@pedrogarcia8706]

I'm curious what the extra good boss fight from the bad game is

[@genxmonk70]

7:31 hold up, you called Patches Harvey Dent earlier and now youre calling Gostoc Two-face? Rare slip on Phil's part.

[@eysoffaith]

.....the Darkclaw reference made me happy 😁

[@ThiagoCRocha-fh6lg]

Damn, The killing joke The Game looks amazing

[@hunterpoudrier8162]

Why do I still remember the AUGH OH MY GOD from the Tyler Oliviera video

[@Slinging_INK]

We went from the Dark Knight Returns to Dark Knight Strikes Again to Zack Snyders Batman V Superman

[@nuahst1419]

It's been 2 years and I know you don't redo runs, but I'd love to see this run in the dlc for use of the smithscript weapons

[@damianford2637]

“He’s Sleeping” 👹🦇

[@CuriaYT]

6:45 be like "CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARLLLLLLLLLLLLLL THAT KILLS PEOPLE"

[@creamlord2840]

I used the clinging bone and was non stop breaking poise so much it wasn't even funny

[@plzletmein3267]

Honestly with how bad Batman beats thugs you can probably kill everything and just say “they’re in the hospital”

[@richarddakazo2878]

18:56 I can only associate this line with TerminalMontage's Gigantamax Royale video now

[@BlankEmporium]

11:46 Doomsday would make more sense than Darkseid, considering Radahn's... Condition.

[@LoboPal]

So, jumping strong attacks have a shitton of poise dmg, and fists have lower stamina use and fast jumping attacks, giving a perceivable difference to poise damage.

[@That__Guy]

Spiked couscous is my favorite

[@PawPadsGaming]

I'd argue that "killing" normal enemies would just be knocking them out, after all if you rest for a while they respawn so they didnt die! Just got KO'd! Things that dont respawn after a rest i'd say are killed! Everything else you just knock out for a few hours heh!

[@ccox2222]

I just use Tulok & Mango for the great music selection at the beginning of each segment. Elder Rolls is cool tho I guess.

[@BLADEFIRESTARHeads]

I thought Goddrick would fit clayface better since he does have a bunch of arms grafted to his skin

[@Syrhin]

Batman's a foolish goody-two-shoes here, it seems, though if they're dead you can't make them suffer anymore so... He might be on to something, though the reason behind it is the goody-two-shoes one.

[@eliudgallegos6477]

Flashpoint Batman who is Bruce’s dad kills and uses guns to do so

[@ArthurMorganLMAO]

Jason, That kills people

[@eleanordawes8634]

Are you including prep time

[@dougallen5734]

Maliketh isn’t dead though because Garranq is still there even after you defeat Maliketh

[@seelcudoom1]

actually killing maliketh is fine, as the are is outside of time and you can find him alive and well in cailid, meaning clearly that fight was an elseworld and not canon

[@Sirbones-yz3gm]

dude maliketh was literally Ra's al Ghul

[@wcmattman7571]

Batman, has in fact killed people, I mean have you SEEN the stuff he does in the Arkham games? Let alone the comics?

[@Dinoadamsaurus]

BRO SECRET SIX WAS SO FIRE

[@avatasmordred3719]

anything that has rot in the name technically i would say dies to rot you cant prove batmans fists killed him could have just been the disease

[@sylphidstriker6909]

batman out here fisting dragons xD

[@yougosquishnow]

It I'd rashe. The pronunciation is in the comics

[@weskintime4177]

Bro just ignored all the Lego Batman games with that intro comment

[@Froggeito]

Magma worm is killer crock

[@dorkydude25]

The most Batman like part of this video is killing people and saying you didn’t break the rule

[@donnymcjonny6531]

Murder at 11:12

[@Aaron_Smith]

It's fine, snails are inferior to humans so it's no different to killing a bug.

[@Beastkiller0995]

Why didn't he play as Thomas Wayne that version of batman can and dose kill

[@SCREENDOORONSUBMARIN]

I love 💘

[@glazdont1382]

JAAASOONNNUH 😩

[@QuiteAnonymous-nv5fk]

i love seeing community things

[@apimpnamedslickback5936]

I'm pretty sure Batman doesn't give af bout killing monsters or demigods

[@HobbySauce]

You “killed people” about as often as Bats does, but my lord were some rules broken in this one 😅

[@QueerComics1994]

Batman actually killed Darkseid in Final Crisis, so I'd accept a single kill there.

[@eliudgallegos6477]

Play the game as snoop dogg

[@tylerruddy5444]

Ra’s is pronounced “rass” in Standard Arabic

[@nickboon1235]

Pretty sure it’s pronounced as rash😌

[@misminjirplays8910]

I think it's amazing how Tulok thinks that he has a lack of skill period. I have watched dozens of his videos and he finishes his runs on average in 6 to 8 hours. When I play a character I am in for at least 30 hours. 😅

[@-beelzebub]

For me it’s around 10 hours just doing the shard bearers and the everything in the mountain tops and farum azula and ashen capital

[@EasilyBoredGamer]

Really not a fan of the genre of batman jokes used a lot throughout the video, it's old but it bothered me enough that i wanted to say something

[@Notmyday2009]

Ra al ghul name always been issue. In short is the demon head. I never understood why they stick with this. Simply from marketing priorities. How are children suppose to get X product if they can't pronounce it. The reason for the different mispronuanciation is that original writter just wanted a foreign cool sounding name. So he didn't know how to pronounce it. Most folk take there prefer mispronounciation from whatever poor VA was given the script and force to ab lib as they also didn't know how to pronounce it. So depending what version of VA you heard first is the one that feel the right one. But there all nonsense and even the correct one is pretty bland. Which is why I am for just calling him demonhead. I think Young Justice even refer to him as such. Which is the first time I heard him call that. DC rightfully been trying to move away from orientalism. So this seem like the easy way around it. Demonhead is not even an odd name within batman rougue gallery name convention. I love the character but evil foreigner with phony made up to sound scarier name is not cool. We can keep our favorites characters without repeating old mistake out misplace sense of nostalgia. (Tulok I respect your work but please out kindness for might self and your self stop reading my KZbin comment. I am merely trying to inflate comment number to help your video and practice my writing skill. (I am to poor to help patreon) Which are embarasingly bad. *Dread the Algorithm*

[@BJGvideos]

How is it "orientalism" to just have a foreign name?

[@spamuel98]

that whole "no killing" thing was actually made more reasonable in the Dark Knight movies; Bruce refused to become an executioner, he wouldn't take someone's life in cold blood, but he had no issue doing it in self defense if necessary. Also, "a gremlin who's so gremlin-y they're not a person" kind of sums up the societal issues of "demi-humans" in any game or show. And you still referred to her as a "who," not a "that," so you broke your own rules.

[@thatguy779]

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