Batman’s Contingency Plans

Batman has plans on how to defeat every pesky rabbit in the forrest
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[@Solidjj]

I pronounced the coyote’s name wrong since I was a wee lad and i’m sticking by it you’ll never censor me!!!

[@DarnHooligan]

haha funny word

[@elementartsofficial68]

You know what they say... Old habits die hard

[@fedupgamer9075]

We got it though, still funny AF!😆

[@NotSantana]

sick him

[@pealcrusher3166]

willy coyote... never forget

[@sirgentlebread7302]

Batman watching Flash slip on a banana peel: "Just like the simulations."

[@WildWeavile]

"HAHAHA, Dick, I told you it would work!" "Ok, Bruce."

[@vex6298]

the simulations never lie do they?

[@pixymisa777]

No, the banana is for the Green Lantern plan.

[@currentlyAddictedToKebab]

I'm your 666th like. You knew this day would come, and here I am.

[@finstokes9037]

@@currentlyAddictedToKebab bro in the minute u said that its now 1.1k lol

[@samveddeolekar1571]

I love to think that Batman's contingency plan for Wonder Woman is finding a female superhero with a voice actress.

[@johnathanwhite1402]

Then Wonder Woman would respond with " ."

[@iloveemeralds4622]

I think his plan for her would be to use himself as her voice actor and make her say a bunch of things that makes everyone hate her

[@thewooperbois7154]

for grren lanter is is to throw yellow paint on him

[@redviego6714]

I thought they were going to make the joke about how batman didn't have a plan for wonderwoman in the comics and when superman asked why, he turned to superman and said "you're my plan."

[@osciisnow]

@@thewooperbois7154 or a banana batsuit 😂

[@snuuzzyy]

Mind-controlled Flash: "Any last words, Batman?" *_"...that's all folks."_*

[@tfordham13]

Batman"yes 3...2..1"

[@volumist]

**anvil saves the world**

[@alrightatgames]

Flash then snaps out of his mind control and starts yelling at batman for still using the roadrunner bit.

[@TheSweetMan58]

Totally read that in Conroy's voice

[@gabrielbarros493]

*flash realizes he isn't standing on anything, then falls to his death*

[@jahnybravo2168]

"Not to complain, but you were gonna shoot me and then nuke me..." even when discussing his potential murder, Superman stays polite lol

[@ahsanumar01]

That's superman for you :).

[@VERA-po4gl]

😎😎😎

[@Ming1975]

That's cause Superman brought in Batman to do this, it's very obvious even in the JLA anime series Superman seems the most relax about it because it's his idea of a back up "just in case", is to use Batman to do it. Hahaha!

[@danielwesley5051]

This would definitely make sense in the BTAS universe, with how Superman was brainwashed by Darkseid at the end of Superman the animated series.

[@Technoanima]

That's because Superman knows he can go berserk. Why he needs a fortress of solitude so he has some chill/alone time.

[@t-1156]

Worst part is, considering all Will-E-Coyottee plans failed, it's highly likely that Batman only watched the episodes until the plan started, got up, to note it and never even finished any episode

[@Elipson52008]

he said the simulations warned him of the painted tunnel becoming real only for flash, so this means he saw at least one sketch the whole way through and still thought it was a good idea.

[@Pystro]

Nah, he said "The simulations warned me of that." I think his "simulations" were just him watching the cartoons.

[@KodachiC]

His attention span must be terrible then. It only took a minute for each of those plans to fail.

[@elowin1691]

@@KodachiC look genius cannot be delayed alright, he had to go record the plan immediately as it formed in his head

[@DrPonk]

I mean, he knew about the tunnel gag. I think he knows the traps all fail, but thinks it's just cartoon logic and that they would work in real life, omitting the fact that these plans are conceived by the very same cartoon logic...

[@DaInternetBear]

‘The simulations warned me of that’ is probably the most Batman line said at the most comedic time possible, completely fits his character

[@bakrobertjohnston4889]

@mr_Gape please shut the up

[@protorhinocerator142]

The other night I ignored all the warnings and went out to the dance club. The rhythm got me.

[@Shark20167]

Very batman

[@marxel4444]

*hits the fake tunnel,lies there stunned* "just like the simulations..."

[@mak3x7]

the flash actually could run through the tunnel... thats the scary part.

[@xn85d2]

My headcanon for this video is that Batman wanted to defuse the situation of him having contingency plans and not being trusted by the others by coming up with bad fake contingency plans on the spot. And it worked.

[@JohnnyYeTaecanUktena]

The thing about the flash one is it would actually work

[@deleetiusproductions3497]

Well, he didn't just come up with them on the spot. Rather, he just summarized Looney Tunes sketches and pretended to hope nobody would notice.

[@everettsager4654]

@@deleetiusproductions3497 Doh that's what I thought as well.

[@calebowens693]

That checks out. He started with Superman and gave the obvious kryptonite answer with something massively destructive (a nuke). Aquaman is strong in some comic universes, but the Superfriends version is a joke and he could use many different methods. With the Flash, he didn't have a single obvious option and also did not have a ridiculous plethora of options. Thus, he switched to something nonsensical to avoid having to say his real plan. Honestly, most of his teammates would have had the same type of result due to them being the same inbetween of not having a single obvious answer while not being so lame that nearly any answer would work.

[@Sarah12471]

​@@calebowens693Also as a side note trying to cover may have been solely for flash, as you cam't really deal with a speedster if they know whats coming, hence why most flash villians involve making traps

[@matthewmedina3461]

"What if I run into it and it's an actual tunnel" Considering flash can phase through solid objects and batman can't, his statement is actually very possible

[@SCORPION-nt8up]

The simulations did warn me about that. I wonder how he use that information

[@thechosenjuan8776]

ye but like he's supposed to know that it's a solid object he's touching lol

[@Nikku4211]

@@thechosenjuan8776 Subtle cues from parallax.

[@Dyknown]

There's also the time travel thing, I'm not sure the simulations covered that. But at least the simulations will help with the Marvin Manhunter...

[@createrz8433]

Verdant sanctuary

[@InsertCreativeHandleHere09]

Batman: “As for the Green Lantern, I would use a specially designed YELLOW Batsuit.” Green Lantern: “Fuck you, Bruce.”

[@videogollumer]

His plan in the comics was using post-hypnotic suggestion to cause Green Lantern, the one on the league at the time being Kyle Rayner, to blind himself with his own ring.

[@Artista_Frustrado]

i think Miller actually used that in one of his Batman comics, he painted the whole room Yellow, even had lemonade & stuff... it was very dumb

[@videogollumer]

@@Artista_Frustrado Miller? As in FRANK Miller? I thought he wrote dark stuff.

[@Artista_Frustrado]

@@videogollumer yup & he wrote stuff for Batman as well

[@fledbeast5783]

@@Artista_Frustrado that wasn’t batman, it was crazy jim

[@gargamellenoir8460]

I never understood why some of Batman's contingency plans counted on the other heroes' emotional attachments. How will that be any of help if they turn evil or are mind controlled?

[@bekkfxst]

IIRC, in a situation where a hero is mind controlled the thought is that if he puts someone really close to the hero in a life or death situation, the hero will overpower and break or resist the mind control in order to save the person. Now why he has to kill them once the mind control is broken, I'm not sure, but I'd guess it would be to prevent the mind control from coming back online or to just completely neutralize the threat.

[@theunknownblock5942]

@@bekkfxst I’m pretty sure in actual canon the plans aren’t designed to kill them

[@bekkfxst]

@@theunknownblock5942 thinking about it, you’re probably right. I mean, if he won’t kill the Joker, why would he kill a member of the Justice league?

[@MeowHype]

@@theunknownblock5942 I can't remember all of them off the top of my head, but from the ones I remember, they all simply act to subdue the target rather than kill, including Batman himself if he was to ever turn evil. For Wonder Woman's contingency plan, she would be forced to fight a simulation opponent of equal ground because she literally cannot refuse a fight if the opponent is strong enough. Since the opponent is a simulation, they cannot be beaten, forcing her to fight forever. Several other plans also involve Scarecrow's fear toxin, and I believe Flash's plan revolves around being injected with nanites.

[@matthewkreps3352]

Their loved ones being in Danger gives them a second chance on their Saving throw. And love grants a +2 circumstance bonus.

[@Walt_Raleigh]

I like to think Batman's AI surfed the web looking for speedsters weaknesses and ended up in good old Wily-E-Coyote videos and took them at face value

[@JM-mh1pp]

Batman truly is a genius, he knows that because of his speed Flash would be able to counter his plan thus it must remain a secret so he made up stupid shit on the fly to make them think that there is no plan against Flash.

[@tommysupernova663]

In reality he already has a ton of stuff from his rouges gallery confiscations that would screw up Speedy Sunshine pretty much forever.

[@DawidKov]

@@tommysupernova663 I mean one of Flash's main villains is a guy with a freeze gun. And Batman has like 30 of those in the Batcave from all the fights he had with Mr. Freeze.

[@JM-mh1pp]

@@DawidKov I could never understand that freeze thing. Yeah sure, your weapon can freeze people...cool...you still have to actually hit the guy. Flash has such a reaction time that before you pull the trigger you will be locked up in jail, naked with "I was just cought by flash" written on your ass.

[@largebigmacmealwithfanta]

@@JM-mh1pp like flash is one of the few cases of 'just dodge' is actually the most viable plan

[@daraghokane4236]

@@JM-mh1pp absolute zero slows him down and ice on the ground trips him. Captain cold can beat flash with his fists and catches bullets because absolute zero slows them down.

[@ethanp.796]

The fact that Green Lantern just realized that it was a Roadrunner sketch means he was completely convinced that was a legitimate working plan

[@BioHzrd0010]

I thought he was just thinking it was ridiculous but just didn't happen to think of roadrunner at first.

[@starscream4812]

Yeah it sounded like “That was a bit weird what’s he going to say about me…wait. What did you say Flash? Oh my goodness!”

[@anothergg2692]

The fact that Flash realized that, shows his fast brain 😂

[@theironycomedy6]

How the hell did you come up with that?

[@orctrihar]

I mean that how his power work

[@nrggvrn5576]

1:40 I love that he implies Aquaman doesn't have actual powers

[@TheCaliRhino]

I was really hoping they were going to segue into, “wait, Superman, are you saying *Will*-E-Coyote? You know it’s Wylie, right?”

[@flipflopflammable]

Superman: “Well how was I supposed to know that, HE NEVER TALKS!” Green Lantern: “Just look the spelling, how many Willies do you know that spell their name W Y L I E?” Superman: Easy. Barry’s sidekick, Kid Flash! Flash: Clark, his name is Wally. Superman: Pffffft. No it’s not. Flash: yes it is I’m his uncle I should know. Superman: you’re messing with me Flash: You’ve met him dozens of times. You were at his graduation. Superman:…..I……………….ummmm…………………………………………………………So Batman you REALLY thought you could take down the flash with just an anvil?

[@terra-formdoorknob2192]

"Even at the cost of your own life!... I would paint a tunnel on the side of a mountain" Please never stop making these💀

[@abduaro1958]

the simulations did warn me of this

[@mr.vlaimes682]

@@abduaro1958 Flash can phase through solid material. His powers could legitimately make this scenario work like a roadrunner episode.

[@tarisoala9717]

@@mr.vlaimes682 The simultions did warn batman of this.

[@videogollumer]

@@mr.vlaimes682 What if Batman used lead paint; can Flash phase through lead?

[@videogollumer]

@Mickey Mouse Okay, but he'd still need to be able to tell that the tunnel is fake. If Batman actually went through with that, he more than likely would have studied up on artistic realism, if he didn't already know it, in order to make a convincing optical illusion. Would Flash have anyway to tell that the tunnel is fake BEFORE colliding with the mountain side?

[@SeporiBowi]

I like how even after getting a voice actress for others skits, the joke is still that this version of Wonder Woman doesn't have a voice. Only the evil version does.

[@Quatro921]

You dont have to explain the joke

[@rewrose2838]

Of course, its as integral to her character as Aquaman gargling his dialogues.

[@dylantoney6971]

@@Quatro921 Ah, the average KZbin commenter who can't scroll past somebody telling a content creator and like minded people that they like a joke and why they do so.

[@Quatro921]

@@dylantoney6971 he litterally said the joke is and then explained the joke

[@unkirbyjosuke1904]

@@Quatro921 WOW, way to have FUN dude, you sure are the bomb at parties!!!!

[@eustacehendrix9659]

"For you Green Lantern, i prepared a banana peel near you." "Dude are you serious? I'd be able to see that!" *"Exactly."* edit: 3.7k likes? nah I ain't famous bro like compare that to 8 billion people

[@llSuperSnivyll]

Hey, if it's a yellow banana peel then Green Lantern can't do anything about it.

[@Vhargon]

@@llSuperSnivyll thats the joke

[@deauthorsadeptus6920]

Barry walk to pick it up, but end up slipping on it and snap his neck.

[@conqueror9215]

@@llSuperSnivyll what other color would it be?

[@T_Dude]

Green?

[@raynmanshorts9275]

Theory: None of these plans were the real plans. He was just making them up on the spot. If one of them turned evil or was mind-controlled, it would be devastating for them to know Batman's _actual_ plan.

[@sonicman9910]

A banana peel

[@Al-ng2wn]

Hydrophobic scare toxin on Aquaman seems legit.

[@leminer4049]

The other comment said it way better

[@tfordham13]

​@Al-ng2wn yeah but he can't do anything to stop it

[@henry563]

why are you dickriding batman from a soilid jj video

[@emoryogglethorp8180]

"The simulations did warn me of that" had me literally dying, seriously though I had to hit my asthma pump.

[@angelor9211]

Superman just going ballistic after finding out the simulations is what gets me

[@Daniel-wu6pl]

"just like the simulations"

[@shawnsilly3958]

I hate how relatable that is.

[@nickfrank4936]

dude i can relate because i needed to use my inhaler as well after watching some of these skits. pure comedy gold. 😆

[@deathsdoor07]

RiP

[@HyoureiKyouran]

"The simulations did warn me of that." Absolute gold!

[@noahkarpinski1824]

Especially since the flash actually can phase through walls and batman can't It could happen

[@cavaebi7890]

@@noahkarpinski1824 dc secretly copied looney tunes????

[@noahkarpinski1824]

@@cavaebi7890 more then you'll ever know...

[@RobertPiotrowski96]

To be fair, Flash, for someone who supposed to have godlike reaction time on pair with his speed, is getting surprised by traps too often 😅 This anvil plan could work out!

[@kingbeauregard]

I have a theory about the traps Barry falls into. To interact with normal-speed people, he has to shut off his super-speed processing, so the trick is just to keep him at normal speed; even an engaging conversation will keep him in normal speed mode. Maybe he'll notice a threat in time to turn on the super-speed, but then again, maybe he won't.

[@Chraan]

@@kingbeauregard That is actually not how it works, Barry just experiences everything in slow time and talks slowly so he can be understood, his super-speed is never shut off.

[@poggestfrog]

@@Chraan nope, barry can do stuff in normal time else he'd need infinite breath to talk properly

[@Chraan]

@@poggestfrog Hey, don't discuss the logic with me here, I am telling you how it works according to the writers.

[@poggestfrog]

@@Chraan wait they said that in the comics? i swear at least a few of the main universe ones said he could proccess in normal speed

[@Blundabus1337]

1:04 "thats a cartoon trap" ...well, you are a cartoon

[@wtfbomber1]

The funniest part to me is that Batman’s actual contingency plan for dealing with the Flash is basically “make the floor have no traction so he just goes sliding off super fast”, which isn’t that far off from an actual Looney Tunes plan.

[@proverbialking3452]

That's actually how most flash villains get him. His arch nemesis is uneven ground.

[@Skullhawk13]

@@proverbialking3452 he’s a seasonal superhero after all

[@Blocky1328]

cover the floor with ice

[@ardennes8970]

😂😂😂

[@N.I.A23]

I mean is it stupid?? Yes. Was the flash stopped before by even stupider villains?? YES

[@IceColdPistol]

"You were gonna shoot me and then nuke me" he says that as if that's overkill when, for Superman, it really isn't

[@AgentofLADON]

Funnily enough in the Liberty Files (a DC elseworld where Batman and Superman are super spies in WW2 and the Cold War) the contingency plan is just nuking Superman. That or injecting someone with nuclear super serum to fight Superman and hopefully stop him before the patient's heart explodes.

[@StevenTLawson]

I always felt the idea of, "We'll shoot Superman with a kryptonite bullet to stop him." And one of his things he is known for is being faster than a speeding bullet. Like, you fire the gun and then he just uses his superspeed to move out of the way and you miss. That isn't really a great plan to have.

[@herowither12354]

@@StevenTLawson Well, realistically, there's no way to stop someone who can canonically move galaxies. This is why every DC hero needs to be nerfed dramatically in the next reboot.

[@FenrirStrife1]

@@StevenTLawson Yeah but the thing is Superman for a VERY long time used 'Let the bullets bounce off' as an intimidation tactic. As long as you don't make it super obvious its a special gun or bullet he'd absolutely just stand there and let you hit him.

[@WhiteScorpio2]

@@StevenTLawson That's why you use a sniper.

[@cakeinyoface6]

I knew it was going to be a painting of a tunnel, but that set up and delivery was still flawless. The simulators warned me about this.

[@DarnHooligan]

“If we believe there's even a one percent chance that he is our enemy we have to take it as an absolute certainty”

[@pizzasoup]

@@DarnHooligan bro is schizophrenic

[@AgentofLADON]

Alfred: Master Bruce I've contacted a math tutor to teach you how percentages and probability works.

[@youtubestudiosucks978]

@@DarnHooligan then doesnt that rule also count for himself?

[@anxiousearth680]

"Every time someone tries to win a war before it starts, innocent people get hurt. Every time."

[@hittingyouoverthehead]

Dumbest line in cinematic history. Next to that, "Everything on this planet has evolved to kill humans" sounds like a masterpiece.

[@victorwagner2423]

The worst part is that if Barry was actually mind controlled, he wouldn't care about the well being of his wife. Paradoxically, setting up a bunch of food as bait( like it's a road runner trap) would make more sense since Flash's metabolism would force him to look for food all the time.

[@danny8063]

Brilliant mate!

[@94studios76]

That makes a lot of sense

[@uthopia27]

u know wht they are right tht batman really run out of ideas

[@codetaku]

First time I've ever seen someone say paradoxically when they just meant ironically

[@MexiGojira]

Just like how the coyote puts a plate of free bird seeds on the road, while waiting with whatever ACME device he had bought.

[@TheLazyMan94]

The funny thing about Batman's plan with Aquaman is that it was his actual plan against him in the comics.

[@acgamingpresents9070]

In the comics, one of Batman’s plans was to inject a device into Flash’s nervous system that would give him moderate seizures over and over again. Not enough to eventually kill him, but to keep him incapacitated for however long Batman needed him down.

[@holierthanu1]

"The simulations *did* warn me of that..." I'm fucking dying

[@ItTheWeeb]

Funniest shit I every heard lol

[@jokerinojiovanna]

quick! someone call an ambulance!

[@castantino]

Batman: Gives Riddler crap for getting riddles off of Google Also Batman: Plans a Roadrunner trap to defeat Flash

[@foxymetroid]

Could be to add salt to the wound. Imagine how embarrassing it would be to be taken out by a Looney Tunes gag.

[@JayJayM57]

@@foxymetroid or maybe he is lying. The flash is a genius, telling him how you plan to defeat him, is the faster route to failure.

[@alecLogan]

@@JayJayM57 If he’s lying, I would reckon it’s because he doesn’t “actually” have a plan for Flash, but doesn’t want to be seen as “playing favorites” by leaving him out of the bit.

[@Benw8888]

@@JayJayM57 "The flash is a genius" biggest joke I've heard yet, especially if you watch the flash's TV show

[@jmac1851]

@@Benw8888 flash is a genius dude lmao

[@gaidencastro9706]

At least Batman kept his logic consistent and made a contingency plan for himself.

[@davidhong1934]

What's his own contingency plan? Is it the _Batman and Robin (1997)_ movie on loop?

[@gaidencastro9706]

@@davidhong1934 Take hostages or insult his parents to throw off his rational thinking.

[@FakeTier]

@@gaidencastro9706 that, and the justice league

[@foxtrot-gamesandwit4475]

@@FakeTier And the Batfamily I believe

[@Trey-dp6tl]

@@foxtrot-gamesandwit4475I believe in Tower if Babel he said “It’s red yellow and green”

[@THawkMedia]

For the whole tunnel becoming real thing, that scenario is possible because Flash can phase through solid matter if he runs fast enough

[@santiagoremedi7385]

"The simulations did warn me of that" is pure gold. I literally rolled on the floor(bed actually, but who cares) laughing

[@jessereuss0716]

I care

[@ShadowzI1]

Canonically, flash has phased through solid material before

[@kikosawa]

you sleep on the floor?! what's your paypal

[@bojuu]

i care, santiago remedi. i care. me and your mother... we've been worried sick about you. why won't you talk to us? we're just worried. your mother, she just wants whats best for you. we all do. please. just let us know you're okay

[@santiagoremedi7385]

@@kikosawa no no no. I meant that rofl stands for rolling on the FLOOR, but I was watching the video on my bed, so i rolled on my bed. No donations needed haha

[@starsiegeplayer]

His plan for Superman and Aquaman depends on catching them off guard (bullet, poison fear gas). The fact that he tells them those plans doesn't nullify his ability to execute said plans. However, if he reveals what the Flash contingency plan is, he will never be able to catch Barry off guard because he's too fast. So instead, he "reveals" multiple Wile-E-Coyote plans and the Justice League suddenly thinks Bats is bonkers. Throw in the "hey this is all I have" and they start to feel sorry for him and the whole subject gets dropped. 4D chess. This is literally the most Batman thing ever.

[@goatplaysguitar]

Doesn’t Superman have speed and reaction time comparable to Barry’s?

[@starsiegeplayer]

@@goatplaysguitar I think Clark has those reaction times only when he's concentrating and actively using super speed, which is why he can get blindsided with a kryptonite bullet.

[@tumdslaka1662]

@@goatplaysguitar iirc superman is fast, but flash is so fast he can outrun time itself

[@Femaiden]

isn't superman "faster than a speeding bullet"?

[@ryanholderman4887]

@@Femaiden Barry is faster than light

[@ComposedSage75]

“What simulations?” Looney Tunes?” That had me rollin 😂

[@MrPepperJams]

"The simulations did warn me of that" Kills me, great stuff as always, much love.

[@doctorjay8673]

Here's the thing, Flash could most definitely just phase through that tunnel and go through it like Roadrunner. The fact it's entirely possible makes this funnier

[@dakotamatheson9884]

Funnily enough I literally was thinking the exact same thing.

[@Chrisdish]

That would mean he knew beforehand it was a trap. Which he clearly does.

[@RoninCatholic]

He even demonstrated he could do this in an episode of Challenge of the Super Friends, in the timeline where the Legion of Doom traveled back in time and prevented Superman, Batman, and Wonder Woman from becoming superheroes leaving Flash and Green Lantern as the team's heavy hitters.

[@doctorjay8673]

@@Chrisdish And knowing Barry, he can't resist the gag

[@robertwyatt3912]

But then Barry would get to the other end of the fake tunnel and WHAM! Anvil.

[@pepsiisbetterthancoke6283]

Batman's contingency plans were always just murder schemes in case his colleagues ever got to annoying

[@JohnSmith-ie8ir]

co-employees.... d-did you forget the word colleagues?? they don't even get paid I think, so not employees to begin with...

[@pepsiisbetterthancoke6283]

@@JohnSmith-ie8ir i did forget the word yes.

[@rcbmmines4579]

To be fair they were all originally designed to be non-lethal. Even the Kryptonite for the contingency plan was synthetic. In the comic (Tower of Babel), Ra’s al Ghul altered them to kill. In the animated movie (JL Doom), Vandal Savage did the same.

[@XombieLejon66]

@@JohnSmith-ie8ir batman does owns the building Clark Kent works at

[@thisxgreatxdecay]

@@JohnSmith-ie8ir Justice Colleagues of America

[@AnchorJG]

I think what i love the most about this is every time Batman re-introduces it with the same gravitas as if it was the first one.

[@retrogameryasuke]

I like how Batman cut him off saying "Batman never runs outta ideas!!!" 😂

[@alex_thecarguy]

When you said "lying limp and defenseless" I was fully expecting the "tying to the railroad" cliche and you swerved so hard with the tunnel, lmao. Love these, man. You're only getting better

[@airplanes_aren.t_real]

Wait would he use his famous batrain?

[@Jotari]

I had the tunnel firmly in mind as that's one of the most classic bits.

[@jonathandavenport2500]

Fully agree.

[@ryangallagher9723]

@@Jotari I also remembered that Robot Chicken did almost this exact gag. To be fair, JJ did it better.

[@protorhinocerator142]

I too saw him tying him to the railroad tracks in my mind's eye. "And then I twirled my twirly mustache..." You don't have a mustache Batman. "I would grow one."

[@toanuva6178]

"You watch Looney Toons" Batman: "Yeaa, only because Robin Wants to" Nightwing: "Bruce, I'm 21 now, I'm too old for cartoons" Batman: "You'll sit down with your Old Man and watch cartoons, and you'll like it!"

[@mattwo7]

Batman: "Yea but only because Robin wants to" Damien: "I have no interest in these inane cartoons" **Damien later watches it in secret** Alfred: "I thought you said you had no interest in "these inane cartoons" master Damien?" Damien: "I don't, I'm just researching how to defeat the Flash" (he lies) Alfred: "Like father, like son I suppose."

[@toanuva6178]

@@mattwo7 Terry: “What? They’re funny, get off my case”

[@garybrown2039]

Hopefully it isnt in a bird cage.

[@Idontknowwhattowrite150]

I like the idea of every Robin gathering in the Bat-Cave to watch Looney Tunes with Alfred and Bruce for no reason every Saturday or so

[@venicethehedgehog4122]

....didn't that nigga have 3 more kids after him

[@artb7338]

Batman would put out snacks and a sign saying "flash seed" then when he stopped to eat, he would release a boulder from a cliff just above... diabolical

[@LegendPurpleDragon152]

Its worth mentioning that Batman has primarily non-lethal versions of these countermeasures that come into play LONG before anything resembling “Kryptonite Bullets” get broken out.

[@holitinne]

Clark: “Say Lois, have you ever watched a *Will-e-* Coyote cartoon?” Lois: “Smallville… are you an alien or something?”

[@joshevans3421]

Lois: *gestures to him being an alien in lack of voice actress*

[@chompythebeast]

Batman's rapid delivery of the Tunnel Plan tells me he knew it would be received poorly. I deduced that because I know everything about Batman: His dreams, his aspirations, his hopes, and his _fears._ The fear of losing more loved ones, or indeed all of Gotham, like he did his parents: Watching them lie limp, knowing he could have prevented it―how he would do _anything_ to prevent it! Even at the cost of his own life... _I would assemble a catapult and hurl a large boulder at him as he went by_

[@charlesstevens9775]

Come on you can do better than that, I myself have studied the Batman: his dream, his aspirations, his hopes, his fears. The fear of losing his loved ones of losing Alfred like he did his parents. Watching them lie limp knowing he could’ve prevented it. Even at the cost of his own life. I would buy and acme weather controller and make is snow causing him to slip and fall unconscious.

[@Steven-xt3sn]

Killer Croc: "It was a big boulder..." :(

[@capucharoja6887]

I say this with no stretch of exageration The comedic timing of the Looney tunes theme song is pristine impecable

[@zewzit]

I don't know why but I love that last part where the music plays when superman shouts that it's just looney tunes! Adds so much chaos instantly

[@swiftswalow]

in the comics/movie the logic behind Barry's and Hal's contingencies always seemed stupid to me, because in both he used either people they cared about or threatened civilians... but the point of the contingency plans are IN CASE THEY TURN EVIL OR GOT MIND CONTROLLED.... why would they even stop to save somebody else?!

[@anxiousearth680]

Isn't that also the contingency for himself? In which case, same flaw applies.

[@joelwestman8809]

@@anxiousearth680 I think all the others were like "nuke him," or, "use this special sound wave to nuetralize their screams," and then for himself it was, "use innocent people as traps," like he has no other weaknesses. Goddamn man, maybe give them your account information or some shit that would be a hit.

[@KingCactus11]

@@anxiousearth680 the contingency plan for himself was the rest of the justice league

[@trollking4058]

@@KingCactus11 But, if he turned evil, he would use the contingencies he'd made against them.

[@kinorris1709]

To be fair, even evil assholes can love their family to the extent you could weaponise it against them.

[@risel56]

Knowing Batman, he's probably telling Flash the wrong plan deliberately in order to make the other ones seem invalid, just so he can actually use them without his team counterplanning in the future.

[@acorn_acrom]

his REAL hidden plan is making a fake road on a cliff, and when flash goes speeding down the street he won’t even realize he’s not even standing on the ground until he looks at his feet and then falls straight down.

[@jonsku6662]

The real plan is a large plate of tacos surrounded by slippery ground and tripping hazards Barry's metabolism requires him to eat a ton of calories on the regular to survive, so he'll go for the food out of biological necessity rather than mere emotional that mind control may reduce the effectiveness of, ensuring that he'll take the bait and risk falling over on the way to the tacos But that's a REAL last resort, because if Barry doesn't fall for it soon enough, Batman has to deal with an OSHA violation

[@theone9132]

@@acorn_acrom but what if he doesn't look down? The simulations warned me of this outcome

[@SairinEarthsea]

@@theone9132 that's true and in those old cartoons when mind control was used they definitely defied gravity.

[@Timewarpiaman]

Flash with an unbreakable bomb on his wrist that goes off if he slows down: Well shit you got me there Bruce

[@tsyumamatsuthehavenofguard32]

0:57 ok... but what would stop him from just... listening to the sound Bruce

[@soupatus5763]

Batman is truly a brilliant man. No one else could ever come up with this

[@jakphannak817]

When you think about it, the scarecrow gas is a very solid option to deal with almost anyone.

[@RaptorJesus]

Only if you can somehow tailor the gas to give them very specific hallucinations. Otherwise, imagine a Superman losing his mind and attacking everything that moves. You'd have made a bad situation infinitely worse.

[@KalasenZyphurus]

It would be either the best or worst against Green Lantern, since the Yellow Lanterns powered by fear are his nemeses. He'd either know exactly how to handle it or it would de-power him entirely.

[@garuelx8627]

Isn't that what was used on Martian Manhunter or was it actual fire?

[@RaptorJesus]

@@garuelx8627 Just set him on literal f'ing fire.

[@bjchit]

So is nuking someone.

[@LimitBreakZero]

Honestly, the plan was to distract the league from mentioning his plan for Green Lantern. Mostly because the answer was 'wear a yellow batsuit', and he didn't want to hurt Hal's feelings.

[@jamesbrice3267]

That was actually my favourite part of All-Star Batman, it really highlighted how ridiculous some superhero weaknesses were.

[@ngrjordi2352]

@ГРАЖДАНИН СССР not interested with your ideology, move along

[@ToxicBastard]

@@ngrjordi2352 Based

[@ToxicBastard]

@ГРАЖДАНИН СССР Winnie the Pooh in Hong Kong what he doing

[@4realm8rusirius]

Also to distract from Flash's true weakness

[@samdurham6277]

It's refreshing to see Batman take Aquaman seriously, by preparing a good contingency plan instead of just saying "dont need one lol."

[@the1stwing]

That was actually originally how he treated Green Arrow, but then Green Arrow found out that there wasn't one for him and legit got offended that Batman didn't see him as a threat necessary for one, so Batman made one that's literally just "Break his arms"

[@PD-ix6iv]

I love how passive-aggressive is Batman with Aquaman saying: "You all have powers and... the kingdom of Atlantis" lol

[@sevenclovers7]

More like he has powers AND the kingdom of Atlantis

[@jahnybravo2168]

@@sevenclovers7 exactly. Aquaman has powers *and* an entire kingdom/army that has his back if necessary. Taking him down wouldn't be as simple as just beating one guy, cause Atlantis would want to avenge their king. A rogue Superman may be the biggest threat as an individual, but a rogue Aquaman is a bigger threat to world harmony and peace between nations because it could mean full on World War like in Flashpoint

[@shailonnoelle7175]

Always throwing shade on aqua dude lol

[@AxeCrazyAutobot]

Kinda shows how unnecessary Batman ultimately is to the JL don't it? Sure he pays for everything but Aquaman and Green Arrow are also filthy rich and could fund the Justice League if they wanted. Plus considering Wonder Woman is a literal princess she's probably loaded too.

[@chrismanuel9768]

@@jahnybravo2168 Atlantis has very divided loyalty and has risen against him in the past. If he gets offed by Batman they'd probably think he deserved it and find a new king

[@billcipher147]

Batman: "Alright guys, since you all made fun of me last time, I sat down and, well, I dont wanna pat myself on the back, but I think I actually came up with a pretty decent plan." Superman: "You- you're seriously still hung up on this?" Batman: "Wha- What? Nooo. I just thought it cant hurt to have an actual plan in case you do end up turning evil and all, gotta prepare, thats all." Flash: "Right." Batman: "Why are you looking at me like that? I'm serious. I'm over it. I mean have you ever seen me getting hung up on something because of my ego?" Everyone: "..." Batman: "Don't answer that." Batman: "Anyways, this one will work for sure. Flash is fast, so fast everything around him becomes a blur when he runs. So, what if I tricked him into running to a certain location using a certain path and put an obstacle in the way that he'll never see coming?" Green Lantern: "Ohh, so like an invisible wall especially constructed by Wayne Enterprises? Clever." Batman: "N-No thats not quite what I had in mind." Superman: "What about some sort of impenetrable, highly advanced forcefield that could stop anything in its tracks?" Batman. "No, uh, nothing that large." Aquaman: "So some sort of compact, high-tech trap?" Batman: "I was thinking something more organic." Superman: "Y-You're not actually thinking of putting a banana peel on the road, are you?" Batman: "..." *Chaos Ensues*

[@dajohnniesanders6997]

Flash. Oh my God that sinister Batman. My greatest weakness banana peel.

[@60fpspeasant84]

Damn, that's a great write up. Read it in jjj voices.

[@fairystail1]

He should just use a rare blue turtle shell to take out Flash. It only goes for the fastest people after all.

[@hafirenggayuda]

That probably work on green lantern, especially very yellow banana

[@pancakes8816]

Considering captain cold is his enemy who's shtick is just this. It would probably work

[@drearydoll6305]

Gotta admit while your other stuff are really good, this one gotta be my all time favorite.

[@RB-tl8cf]

Thx for the best laugh in years man… tears over my face

[@viktorkolaric5188]

I love how Batman assumes that even under the influence of mind control they would still keep same priorities.

[@bluethunderbolt9631]

Some priorities are just so strong that they overpower mind control. Superman broke free of Poison Ivy's once in order to save Lois.

[@protorhinocerator142]

"And knowing Flash's weakness to eating free bird seed..."

[@IsaSaien]

It is super silly, his plan for stopping himself is taking advantage of his sense of justice. Like what? If he still had a sense of justice he would not be threat.

[@josemanipon9808]

This video is a testament of Solid jj's writing ability. Anyone can talk about Batman's contingency plans but he completely flipped the script in the most unpredictable way possible. New favorite of mine now.

[@fishstick1900]

@ГРАЖДАНИН СССР Tankie spam bot

[@anclss2384]

@@fishstick1900 The good kind of spam lmao

[@orinking8064]

the nerdiest way to say "funny video👍" possible

[@jlupus8804]

Yeah most unfunny KZbinrs would say stuff like “and Wonder Woman’s weakness is a giant penis HAR HAR”, but JJ’s smarter than that

[@juliangrames8242]

@@jlupus8804 that laugh at the end took me completely off guard haha but yeah better comedy jj

[@paraplegicspiderman]

“The simulations did warn me of that”

[@PHOENIXGUNDAM]

This was actually nearly the entire plot of Justice League: Doom. Vandal savage finds Batmans cashe of contingency plans against the league and attempts to use them to murder or encompasitate most of the league. After getting out of it the League kicks Batman out and has a falling out with them that lasts over a year. One of the main reasons was not just that he had plans to kill them but that he was going to do it in the most terrifying and torturous way possible. Pretty much implying that the main reason for doing it that way was to keep up his reputation of fear. And while none of the league directly confront him on this their attitude was pretty much "Jesus, Bruce you were gonna kill us in the worst way possible just to make your own rogues gallery and every other thug in Gotham piss themselves??"

[@jorgegfigueroa9755]

I just love the fact everyone (including Wonder Woman who was raised on a secluded island) either watched or remembers Looney Toons really well while a billionaire philanthropist with a young ward has no idea.

[@davidy22]

Batman absolutely knows, he's just denying to save face

[@yapyapthedestroyer2562]

@Will N Batman likely knows, but is only trying to be a troll. That or he thinks normal plans are boring

[@paperip1996]

Fun fact: In the JLA/Looney Tunes crossover comics, Roadrunner could access the speed force and became impossible for even Lobo to harm it with more conventional traps and weapons. I think this indicates Batman programmed his simulations under the assumption Barry is less intelligent than a bird

[@rjfrost7090]

Seems legit.

[@chomosuke0720]

If that Barry was Ezra Miller then the assumption would've been correct

[@worthyedge9307]

@@chomosuke0720 but then he would need to factor in that flash would be very willing to break the law to a point where it reoccurs strangely often

[@abdrahmanhakim5252]

@@chomosuke0720 Oof. Sick burn towards Ezra Miller. Not sure how...that person(?) will recover

[@mattwo7]

Speed Buggy could also access the speed force and there's a Reverse Speed Buggy and Speed Demon Buggy (a reference to a pre-Flashpoint villain Wally faced). ...Wait is there a Reverse Road Runner?

[@Elliandr]

To play Batman's Advocate for a moment, his plan would work. If you know where the flash will be you can drop an Anvil on him. Weapons make sounds he can dodge, but the Anvil would kill him. The tunnel, however, wouldn't work because he had the ability to consciously choose to run through solid matter. If he sees the painted tunnel and recognizes it for what it is he would just phase through like it was real. Given this I argue his simulations were just coincidentally similar to Looney Toons because of the similarity in dealing with a speedster. And yes the Road Runner is a speedster. In real life Coyotes run faster than roadrunners, but this one is a speedster which may him faster. That's why Willey uses a rocket to keep up.

[@thezandroid875]

For anyone curious, the other contingency plans involve Aquaman: spraying him with a hydrophobic foam Flash: shooting him with a hypersonic bullet that will make him have lightspeed seziures. Wonder Woman: Using her ambition against her by putting her in a simulation where she's constantly fighting Martian Manhunter: Just... Just set him on fire Cyborg: Probably hacking? Green Lantern: Blinding, Fear Toxin Red Tornado: Electromagnetic Pulse Zatanna: stop her from speaking Firestorm: Phantom Zone Doctor Fate: Helm Removal, Suffocation, gas attacks Shazam: Refer back to Zatanna Green Arrow: Go for the arms Plastic Man: Cold Temperatures Booster Gold: Refer back to Red Tornado

[@hyperx72]

I am incredibly concerned about how the bullet thing would work on the flash

[@tfordham13]

​@hyperx72 sneak attack with a quite gun miles away

[@Cymes]

Zatanna wouldn't speak anyway, she's a female - therefore , she doesn't have a voice actress.

[@thezandroid875]

@@Cymes You right.

[@eway44]

Green Lantern: Yellow Room

[@CysmaWinheim]

Depending on which iteration of Green Lantern we're dealing with, his weakness is either wood or the color yellow. Either version can be dealt with using a No. 2 pencil.

[@CyanRooper]

Batman: How about a magic trick? I'm gonna make this pencil disappear...

[@spinozilla2421]

technically all versions (at least comic version) are the same guy as green lantern are can survive recons events and remember them, rebirth hal still has the same ring he own from the silver age

[@shashankmishra8515]

@@spinozilla2421 wait, really? Looks like Power rings are way more op than I thought...

[@ChibiKami]

the weakness to yellow can be overcome with sufficient speed and direction to cause a chromatic shift Hal took out a yellow missile that way back in the early silver age

[@ChibiKami]

@@spinozilla2421 Golden age GL is Alan Scott, not Hal Jordan. His ring's power source is ostensibly magic and its weakness is wood

[@keromora]

I love how all these sketches end with everyone yelling and superman being audibly confused lmao

[@keromora]

Dont click on that

[@dm121984]

Never change dude, these are brilliantly funny!

[@windunursetyadi]

I like how Batman considers painting a tunnel on a wall for Flash when speedsters _could_ literally run through walls

[@desadograisedrobot515]

Atleast Flash would feel something before realizing "Oh its a wall I'll just phase through". He probably would only feel a milisecond of impact then phase through it.

[@joshfrey6315]

"the simulation did warn me of this"

[@parry3439]

@@desadograisedrobot515 even if he hit the wall he would just recover as well in super speed lmfao

[@adammarch9604]

With the speed he's going though, wouldn't any impact be fatal? He rubs his finger against it and his entire arm could be ripped in pieces, breaking all his bones and losing too much blood.

[@shadmanazad1]

in the show he says that they are fools to not have contingency plans for the justice league because they are among the most powerful people in the world and it most definitely makes sense

[@AgentofLADON]

Yet he applies his most sadistic of plans to people who consider him a friend and treats the Joker with kid gloves. It doesn't really make sense, plus the plans tend to rely on the Justice League still being good. What would a kryptonite bullet do if evil Superman decides "Hey, why don't I just hang out in orbit and zap a few million people." Ultraman does that crap all the time to let Owlman and Superwoman know he knows about them plotting.

[@rewrose2838]

@@AgentofLADON Because Joker is not even a smidge compared to Flash, Superman, Green Lantern and Martian Manhunter. Bats made it very clear, these are contingencies for the most powerful people on Earth, not just his friends.

[@MrSamulai]

Yeah, usually a villain would have to mind control every single member individually. Now they only need to get the guy in charge of executing those contingency measures. Nothing in superhero shows holds up to scrutiny, so don't bother.

[@ashborn9409]

@@AgentofLADON thats why he uses iris or lois, the plans seem sadistic cause they are phsycological and even though there his friends theys are the strongest people on the planet the flash himself could kill almost everyone on earth

[@randomdudeoninternet7376]

@@rewrose2838 hmmm kinda dumb. In one hand you have people that the probability of becoming evil is like 0.0000000001% and in the other one of The most gruesome and greatests killers of all time. Yeah let's plan those friend murder plans

[@mattdrives4757]

HAHAHAHA this is just the laugh I needed to make it through the week. Bless you sir

[@merlintm7533]

The whole team genuinely supporting him to make better plans>>>😂

[@enescetiner4839]

The Tunnel idea is suprisingly decent. If Flash ran into a solid object at full speed at the very least he'd break enough bones to shock him for a while.

[@kecukraftwork1988]

@@pyronaught6823 The point is to convince Flash that the tunnel was real, thereby negating the need for him to vibrate through or apply additional speed to break through. Though admittedly I'm not savvy on the lore, so I'm not sure if running into a cliff face would kill Flash or not.

[@esra3784]

@@kecukraftwork1988 He'd technically be fine, it would suck, but to him because speedforce blah blah, it's like if a normal human ran at their full speed into a brick wall. Absolutely devastating but probably wouldn't kill you. Plus he heals at super speed as well, so he'd recover from it pretty soon

[@somusircar4124]

@@kecukraftwork1988 The flash would still just pierce through the cliff. It's literally like a bullet colliding with a piece of paper.

[@Volthoom]

@@kecukraftwork1988 Ehh, Flash *is* supposed to be a glass-cannon, but, ya know, he has plot armor.

[@kasaix_yt]

@@kecukraftwork1988 it wouldn't flash has super speed thoughts. Meaning he can think as fast as he runs so the world is constantly in slow motion to him and he puts in effort to slow himself down so that he can be at the same time as everybody has (the man has godlike patience). The point is even if he fell for the tunnel the moment he got close to it he would notice it was paint or at least his hand would be the one to touch it first and he would just stop or climb over it not to mention phasing by vibrating.

[@billschofield-zy9cp]

This is the funniest, most well thought out video I have ever seen. Fucking bravo

[@notdacatspresent9938]

2:18 I love how the object just says *"shares opinon"*

[@RynKen]

The Flash can phase through solid objects and it makes the final bit that much funnier.

[@dr0g_Oakblood]

Yeah was about to say, that would actually make the sketch work exactly as it does..... oh does Roadrunner have the Speed Force?

[@SubhamPalcyd]

@@dr0g_Oakblood Definitely, its always hungry, stopping for every food/bait no matter what. Goes through solid objects. Breaks down laws of Physics.

[@Dazz_Z.D._Wazzy]

Oh damn, the simulations really did warn him about that xD

[@m-w-y7325]

what's even more funnier is that batman's original plan was to stick a bomb to the Flash that would explode the moment he stopped running as it had a vibration trigger of sorts..... and then flash uses the same technique to phase the bomb off of him while running thru an ice berg which contained the explosion.

[@videogollumer]

@@m-w-y7325 Actually, that was just Justice League: Doom. In the original JLA: Tower of Babel storyline from the comics, the plan was to shoot him in the back of the neck with a special bullet that would give him light-speed seizure.

[@apolo3455]

I like how throughout the episodes it is consistent that they care about each other's feelings

[@davidwuhrer6704]

Unlike in the comics and cartoons.

[@Mukyoukai]

@@davidwuhrer6704 Sad but true :(

[@arrow1985]

They are the Super Friends/Justice League

[@CHADCONTEXT]

@@davidwuhrer6704 what about Kingdom Come?

[@maxisalas5249]

But when batman from the evil dimension said he wasnt in love with robin..

[@kennethkline7702]

Damn it, this channel is so good that I had to subscribe. Thanks for adding to the already long list of subscriptions I have. I feel like a hoarder now...

[@Heiogvelcommwn]

These vids r amazing. Keep up the good work ☝️👊🤝😎

[@ubaldojrmonteiro9734]

2:23 the funniest thing is that i can totally see it happening since flash can vibrate his molecules to go through the cliff, lol.

[@chickencurry420]

"Batman, you can just admit you ran out of ideas" I love how Flash tries to give him an out and probably won't even hold it against him. Also, Batman's canonical contingency for Green Arrow is simply "break both his arms" but he couldn't come up with "break his legs" for Flash?

[@aldar8240]

it's probably significantly easier to break green arrow's arms than it would be to break the flash's legs

[@teddyflowers2798]

He's even the one that said his weakness was slippery floors

[@GoCrazy69]

@@teddyflowers2798 wouldn’t work flash can fly

[@enchantedplayer6168]

Flash does have a speed healing ability

[@supersani21]

Speed healing. A few minutes is all Batman would have while the rest of Barry's body is still fast. An actual contingency plan for Barry is just captain Cold. He doesnt have a proper floor to run on and the cold slows him down. Another could be scare crow's fear toxin. Anaesthetics would likely not work due to Barry's high metabolism, but fear induced by scarecrow, if it lasts long enough, it can trick Barry into exhausting himself where he'll need food. (Maybe make him afraid of food, hes fucked then). How will Barry get the toxin? As a speedster he breathes much faster than anyone so he is bound to inhale the gas if you put it anywhere in his path. Just make sure it looks like Mist at most and not fairly obvious.

[@comet.x]

the best part about the tunnel cliff thing, is that the flash can quantum tunnel through things, so he could actually pull that off

[@locker1325]

Some of my new favorite content.

[@murud1473]

Considering flash can move at the speed of light, batman creating a rocket which goes that fast and also finding a way he would survive being tied to it is actually very impressive

[@ananousous]

The simulations showed he would survive, but that doesn't mean he would actually survive

[@twistednwarped314]

"The simulations did warm me of that". This had me dying.

[@Custerd1]

You mean the historical documents?

[@bluesbest1]

@@Custerd1 Never give up, never surrender!

[@RedChems]

Would’ve had the Flash dying too

[@hafirenggayuda]

The simulation AI already watch that skit, unlike Batman

[@oliversherman2414]

I love your channel keep up the great stuff!

[@JoJoTheOtter]

I’m so glad there are captions because I did not understand a word of this.

[@matchamixing]

His Contingency Plan for The Flash would work out in Multiversus

[@thewooperbois7154]

why would evil flash save his wife

[@user-yw1nl6sk7y]

@@thewooperbois7154 even mf care about their close one's, unless they become like the joker or get a complete mind control

[@enderplaysvidjagames8542]

"The fuse is lit!" -Bugs, breaking the sound barrier as he and batman catch up to the flash lol

[@thewooperbois7154]

@@user-yw1nl6sk7y but thats the thing hes mind controlled thats what the plans for if hes mind controlled he will only focus on the goal

[@user-yw1nl6sk7y]

@@thewooperbois7154 well if the mind control doesn't completely overwhelme him , there is still the flash deep enough and he would do anything to save Iris or Joe but if it is a complete mind control,were the user fully controls the flash then indead it wouldn't work

[@zecta2293]

"The simulations did warn me about that" Give this man an award

[@DracoRatesVids]

By far my favorite video from him

[@akunsampah1729]

you know the contingency plan is so mind blown, even the flash had to say: "wait alright hold on SLOW DOWN"

[@chedder108]

You are a master of making a convincing "everyone talks at once" moment.

[@Cymes]

*except Wonder Woman

[@creampop8553]

I like how for the first two he uses the actual canon contingency plans but then he just uses Roadrunner sketches for Flash

[@ashblossomandjoyoussprung.9917]

Yep, that's the joke. What they don't mention is the part people forget, which is that he has contingency plans against the contingency plans in case a villain uses them against the heroes. So, he has a plan to heal Superman from the kryptonite bullet, and an antidote to the fear toxin. Also, there was a Flash villain where pretty much all of his plans to defeat Flash were Roadrunner sketches, and none of the villains took him seriously despite how his plans were often more effective against Flash than their grown-up plans were.

[@creampop8553]

@@ashblossomandjoyoussprung.9917 I do remember now that there's one instance in the comics where Batman uses precise calculations to trip Barry with marbles. Interesting to see that the comedic methods work the best.

[@mosart7068]

The simulations did warn me about that fucking found me hysterically

[@darkblue1566]

This is one of the best ones!!! 👌