Batman Solves Riddler's Riddling Riddle

[@Pixelcraftian]

_”Oh yeah I did kill those guys. How silly of me”_ - The Riddler, probably.

[@brothergokusan]

Bro forgot 💀

[@christianrivers1702]

That's more of joker speed

[@Warbandit100]

​@@brothergokusani mean, making riddles is hard, i'm sure he was thinking about this same riddle while gameover-ing those kids.

[@CrazedMTitan]

4 replies 2.7k likes? Lemme fix that

[@Warbandit100]

@@CrazedMTitan oh damn you're right, I'll think of something relevant to add then

[@vexed832]

Riddler: “Alright I’ll go.” _turns around and walks away_ Batman: _watches for a moment_ wait hey Riddler: _walks faster_

[@JunKKraft]

Lmao Love it

[@hellbusterdragon]

_Breaks every bone in his body and puts him in a coma_ No killing!

[@brasil7642]

batman: *teleports and give a punch*

[@remnant_woe]

😂

[@gooficat]

Thinking of the joker putting on his makeup and batman goes WAIT A MINUTE that meme was awesome

[@slippinjenny7410]

I love the delivery on Batman hoarsely yelling "or it's his other dad!" *smack*

[@eksprolek2924]

KZbin asked me to rate your coment

[@eksprolek2924]

@IlovRule 34 i did

[@w.thefoxsaynope933]

​@@eksprolek2924 me too xD

[@wastrelperv]

​@IlovRule 34 Your profile picture...sauce pls? Your playlists are intriguing...but highly disturbing. I've added them to my collection of things I'll probably never get around to watching. Thanks.

[@ValaAssistant]

I mean it could also be a polycule family and theres like 50 parents or something

[@Real_Tart]

“You’re taking me in for sexism?” “No, terrorism”

[@zeekee0123]

Better for social images apparently

[@Dauom]

the best isms

[@Aronic001]

This is beyond Walmart Batman and Riddler. This is Dollar Tree Batman and Riddler.

[@dnola2053]

Concession stand Batman and Riddler

[@DJNX-RS9]

No, family dollar

[@GamingwithSuper]

Dollar general actually.

[@KireitardandGilgamess]

1.49 tree

[@hangeishot7919]

I like Riddler mask.

[@randaranatunga7259]

I dunno man, he seems a little too compliant. This is probably a riddle in itself.

[@soccercleat6898]

1000th like 👍

[@furbait69]

Oh lord no. Please good lord let me not suffer this cringe anymore.

[@pz1180]

@@furbait69 said the furry

[@tortellium3750]

@@furbait69 ok furry

[@TheOnlyInfiniteNomad]

@@furbait69 says the furry

[@captainapollo1894]

The "or his other dad" that was added post-filming, damn near killed me lol

[@TheBluePhoenix008]

Wait it was wtf

[@LevonBlueoak]

@@TheBluePhoenix008 it was, that's why there's no footage, and you can hear the echo of the room he recorded it in.

[@hasargel]

Batman answered twice, the right answer would be "the doctor is his parent" (doesn't assume gender, or number of parents)

[@Kenfren]

@@hasargel wot

[@darko1610]

Soo uhhhh other father he's gay

[@possiblyabear451]

"They hate me for my riddles. Maybe the murders too, but that's unlikely." Edit: So as it stands this comment has over 30k likes which is just wild. The joke wasn't even that good guys you cam go home.

[@S3verusMyG]

“They hated me because I was different, they hated me because I was a visionary! Also those dead children, but highly unlikely.”

[@leolopez7484]

@@S3verusMyG p0l

[@leolopez7484]

@@S3verusMyG p

[@leolopez7484]

@@S3verusMyG ppppp

[@leolopez7484]

@@S3verusMyG pppppp

[@Y.F.I]

The Riddler in this short is like a Twitter User when they are in an argument and loses, except they actually accept that they’re wrong.

[@average-pizza]

so the exact opposite of a twitter user

[@Sontronite]

So nothing like a twitter user XD

[@brickhouse-films]

this aged well

[@glanty]

This didn't age well

[@DarkModeUser]

@@glanty It’s called *sarcasm*

[@brickhouse-films]

sarcasm lol

[@wastrelperv]

What happened?

[@willromez]

Uhhh context pls?

[@LoanShark_QQQQQQQQ]

"Riddle me this, why did I kill 18 schoolchildren"

[@senseifarm]

The 18+ Sign for movies is not your required killcount to watch them

[@LoanShark_QQQQQQQQ]

@@senseifarm 😳

[@i_fried_a_sign]

They didn't bring in their hw

[@mythologylad7795]

They were orphans and the survivors couldn't tell anyone because they have no parents

[@cpnd]

@@senseifarm 😂😂😂 good one

[@miltondelacruz7033]

“Or it’s his other dad!” is the line of the year.

[@RottenHeretic]

It really isn't

[@deddrz2549]

@@RottenHeretic though 200 people disagree. I wouldn't say the line of the year but it was pretty good doe

[@RottenHeretic]

@@deddrz2549 200 people is basically nobody in the grand-scheme of things.

[@blau6832]

@@RottenHeretic You are nobody in the little scheme of things.

[@AmazingAutist]

@@blau6832 Shit dawg, you killed him. Batman be coming after you next

[@GUS9]

“Im taking you in” “What for sexism? That’s my first amendment right bro” *Im deceased💀*

[@randaranatunga7259]

That got me good too XD

[@somerandomguy413]

You mean DCeased? Okay, im truly sorry...

[@GUS9]

@@randaranatunga7259 I swear these dudes are just too clever😂

[@GUS9]

@@somerandomguy413 your apology isn’t enough, GO, LEAVE!🤣🤣

[@FilipinoWaylon26]

Much like those 18 school children

[@tales_zero_miles]

*"Riddle me this Batman!"* *" 'If quizes are quizzical, then what are tests?' "*

[@Sheds2]

TESTICAL

[@SFMExtraordinare]

“…Testifying against you in a COURT OF LAW!” *Punch*

[@blueaxolotl2853]

"Riddle me this batman, what goes down an alley and has holes in it?" *"... my parents"* "Oh shit it was a bowling ball I'm so sorry-" Edit: y'all, stop blowing up my notifications. Edit 2: look, I appreciate that this comment is blowing up, BUT IT'S ALSO BLOWING UP MY NOTIFICATIONS!! Edit 3: oh god I'm drowning in notifications- Edit 4: half of my notifications are from this comment please stop- Edit 5: HEHEHEHEHEEH, YOU'VE ALL FALLEN INTO MY TRAP! NOW I HAVE A BUNCH OF FREE REPLIES WITHOUT DOING ANYTHING SCUMMY!

[@jersonjohn8041]

Bruh !!!! 😮 Thats Gold ; surprised u didnt have any comments

[@blueaxolotl2853]

@@jersonjohn8041 I don't exactly get what ur saying, partially because it's like 3am where I live. But I usually don't comment twice, and I comment on most videos. Edit: ohh I just saw the likes

[@GimOA]

​@@blueaxolotl2853 you can't really talk about time here cause it's unrelevant and people didn't just live in United States of America. And... Oh... we're talking about Internet validations and how your comment is underrated? Your comment is amusing but I'm out, that's boring af.

[@NotSCP-682]

Riddler: Ha!

[@joshevans3421]

Hilarious comment. I can actually imagine this being a skit.

[@Flamme-Sanabi]

"Riddler. I just saw this riddle online at 'daily riddles', are you steering that low?" Edit: "Riddle me this, Batman, where does our sun never rise? Time is ticking until I look at this comment again." Edit: "Darn you Batman, of course the sun never rises on the sun itself, until we meet again!"

[@evandelck8541]

Bruh

[@MattBnl2ih]

“You know Batman…I put a lot of time and effort into these….”

[@Tr4fficC0ne]

"Yeah but it's kind of weird that I can find all these riddles online, isn't that kind of just strange?"

[@nootnoot3452]

No he owns the site

[@gitgudlol8816]

@@Tr4fficC0ne " Batman you know how hard it is putting bombs all over the city wearing green spandex"

[@hmmhm6620]

He'll just be released by the gullible judge

[@jansix4287]

You mean Judge Bringer!

[@mad_max2932]

The Batman is over this bro

[@thatrandomsquad1418]

“Riddle me this Batman, I have forest but no trees, I have cities but no buildings, I have mountains but no rivers.” *Batman looking it up on his phone* A map!

[@oteragard8077]

Wait, what map has mountains but doesn't display the rivers

[@bryangarcia5207]

​@@oteragard8077true

[@PillocksAnimationCentre]

It’s meant to be “I have cities but no houses, I have mountains but no trees, I have *water* but *no fish.* What am I?” Also you watch Solid jj?

[@KireitardandGilgamess]

​@@PillocksAnimationCentre I thought it was meant to be "I have cities but no houses I have forests but no trees I have water but no fish what am I?"

[@PillocksAnimationCentre]

@@KireitardandGilgamess idk that’s what I got with google 🤷‍♂️

[@holdentudiks7123]

"or it's his other dad" that's very thoughtful of you Batman

[@thelordofchaos-2009]

Considering that one of his 500 adopted orphans is bi he would be supporting of the LGBTQ+ community

[@thelordofchaos-2009]

It’s Tim Drake btw

[@holdentudiks7123]

@@thelordofchaos-2009 You're Tim Drake >:[

[@Vesperitis]

Why do I get the feeling that The Riddler is wearing round sunglasses behind that mask?

[@Klng_Harry]

Thought this was a different youtuber when watching lol

[@Yyaammzz]

Same

[@relampagoxd1500]

Same

[@justinblakeney3466]

Pete Holmes?

[@MRF-bq7kq]

@@justinblakeney3466 miss him

[@jackwenn_9693]

@@justinblakeney3466 he was so good

[@isaactroyer5689]

"Oh you have solved my riddle. I guess I must turn myself in."

[@oliveoiljester]

bro just casually went to prison

[@Snowy517]

When riddler's so smart he forgot the basics of the law and forgets that he just blow up a building or something. I would love to see this in a batman game or movie

[@Mr.Sax.]

This comment has a ton of likes

[@itsalwayshalloweenexceptwh5118]

Reminds me of this Blackadder episode where something similar happened.

[@cheese_vviz]

Take the middle route and call him Brother

[@MariaTex3]

"Father son." Address him as your son, but still with his formal title so as not to diminish his achievement.

[@frostboi77]

they don't call him anything, cos the mother was never specified in canon and the son killed his father to become the priest and the overseer. rejoice young man, for your dream will finally come true.

[@thatdude9091]

@@MariaTex3 If your son was a doctor, would you call him Dr son?

[@WeeGerGai]

The riddler would probably suffocate in that bag before he gets to the police station

[@inactive0]

It has two holes

[@WeeGerGai]

@@inactive0 ever tried sitting in a box with 2 teeny holes for 20 minutes?

[@dylansickinger545]

@@WeeGerGai It also has a giant hole at the bottom because it a paper bag and it’s not tied or anything

[@inactive0]

@@WeeGerGai what are you talking about "sitting in a box" he has a bag over his head

[@chaislaw5014]

@@WeeGerGai ok i hav to ask , dude what were you doing sealed in a cardboard box?

[@sirultim8643]

“You’re under arrest” “For (stupid underwhelming reason)?” “No, for (actual reason)” *”Ok I’ll go”* -Arrest escapist

[@firedragon21]

""You're under arrest"" ""For making a riddle?"" ""No, for being a menace to society and murdering innocent children"" ""Ok, I'll go""

[@MM126.90]

“For murder?” “No for jaywalking” “Ok I’ll go”

[@therealvbw]

@@MM126.90 yee haw

[@arseniimarkov779]

It’s wrong, right answer is justice

[@faiqdragus149]

you predicted the future and now 18 poor children are gone. Sad day

[@JojosPh0tos]

This is awesome in so many ways, what legends you guys are

[@TheGrimReapersx]

“Or its his other dad!” *superhero slap* “taking you in!” “For what? Sexsim?” “that my first amendment right bro!”😭🤣

[@RedKnight26]

"For the Murder of 18 School Children."

[@JudeOhHecc]

tbf he’s right

[@tick1180]

​@@JudeOhHeccthen so is racism

[@JudeOhHecc]

@@tick1180 yeah racism is also a first amendment right

[@matthewrevell9021]

There shouldnt be a right that allows people to be discriminatory and using the right to defend yourself is just saying that you are a sexist/racist and are not ashamed of it

[@noahbacon-angevine3136]

Sounds like he's heard before... May need some more riddles

[@brainloading5543]

Riddler : Alright I'll go Batman while watching him walk away : yeah that's what you get for those lame riddles Batman 2min later : *hold the f up*

[@ant33rux]

How many times have you watched this? Me : Yes

[@bonanzaoxo8420]

Batman is indeed the greatest detective in the world

[@HolyPetRel]

oooohf that number and the victims being exactly the same as recent news has to be an awful, awful prophesy

[@glanty]

Oh well uhh oh well uh

[@dezon4976]

I like how batman can take him in anytime but still pauses to listen and solve his riddle.

[@stevechoi6332]

Just in case any of you were wondering, surgeons are not allowed to perform on family due to concerns that the surgeon won’t be able to make objective decisions regarding necessary procedures.

[@GuyjinOnline]

About 1.5 months later, this hits a little closer to reality than people are going to be comfortable with (Uvalde, Tx)

[@jimijamesnoob685]

That ending.......didn't age too well

[@extrastrengthtylenolpm1796]

Yeah was going to say that as well

[@toast1262]

How?

[@jamesthanoob]

How?

[@jimijamesnoob685]

Not too long after this video came out the Texas school shooting happened

[@jamesthanoob]

@@jimijamesnoob685 oh

[@thekarlshow_tm]

Batman validating mlm relationships

[@thequeenofnanobots]

batman is mlm (i created him, im bob kane /j)

[@laesse.]

Jesus is the way

[@just_jakey]

@@laesse. cringe

[@just_jakey]

Tim is bi so it does make sense

[@a.velderrain8849]

Fuck Multi-level Marketing

[@xiongray]

Who doesn't like a good riddle when you solve every newspaper puzzles.

[@PotooBurd]

Solid gold comedy! 😂🏅👍 Rooting for your success!

[@mrsplashman8308]

Oh wow the 18 school children line aged poorly

[@creeperz653]

This aged BADLY

[@Hunter-nk2kb]

Students ❌ Schoolchildren ✅

[@chrismessinger290]

the way batman just smacked him bro

[@acecook9854]

Visible confusion "No, for the murder of 18 school children"

[@jinxtheunluckypony]

That last joke did NOT age well.

[@yvngxshady]

Bro…

[@matheusnerypradogazotto7566]

Why?

[@Grave_of_the_Sea]

Why what happenned?

[@funfairordnance]

@@Grave_of_the_Sea QWQ the murder of 19 school children happened in a school in Texas, along with 2 adults. I’m assuming that this is what he’s talking about; the 18-year-old gunman is also dead I believe… *[[This reason doesn’t answer the original commenters statement in any sort of way - but I’m just adding onto it as time has passed considerably…]]* Now, I’d like to add my own reason as of 2023 as to why the joke has not aged well because of the Michigan State shooting; _there was a 43-year-old man who killed three students and 5 were injured. The man committed suicide, while being approached by a police._* I hope that I’m correct for reason number one, and I hope my comment was helpful to you; please correct me if I am wrong, @Jinx Jade - Thank you.

[@RedKnight26]

​@@funfairordnance😮

[@westonblock7097]

That last line aged like warm milk

[@bambreww]

well uhh this didnt age well

[@_thethinker5557]

He talks just like a perfect mixture of every Riddler.

[@cranberry_juice]

Batman’s so pissed, he really wanted to get vengeance

[@DizzlePR]

“For murdering 18 schoolchildren” this aged awfully rip

[@masondipple2650]

Aged well

[@oJrae]

this aged badly

[@dylanbeaver04]

i was looking for this comment

[@psy-fi64]

Wtf happened

[@Dingooose]

why

[@christopherantonyjacob4794]

Nah its still funny

[@NothingnessforZ]

​@@christopherantonyjacob4794So the Texas School Shooting was humorous? It occurred not too long after this video was made from then.

[@cheddarcheese089]

There's no laws against the Pokemon, Batman! That's what I hear when I hear his riddler. It's giving DeviantArt joker

[@mysteryman1242]

Wholesome ending

[@rulerofprogram]

How the hell did they nail the number

[@bilimus_]

How did you remake the Riddler costume so accurately?

[@jamiejackson6552]

shoulda said Riddler: “What for sexism?” Batman: “And for homophobia” still great skit tho lmao

[@snule349]

@@PrestonianB hot take and a half lol

[@jamiejackson6552]

@@snule349 bad take and a half

[@jamiejackson6552]

@@PrestonianB youre 8

[@snule349]

@@jamiejackson6552 yeah sorry that would have been more appropriate

[@jamiejackson6552]

@@snule349 💀

[@JamalJustin]

Bro will do mass murder just for batman to solve the riddle on the back of his cereal.

[@RecifulFox]

I like he turned into a high-school jock when he said I'm taking you in

[@sneakthegeek4869]

That uh child joke did not age well

[@gavrillass7670]

"Riddle me this Batman. Why do we call priests Fathers?" "It would be too weird to call them daddies. Until we meet again."

[@augustomoreira7441]

"No, for the murder of 18 schoolchildren" "Yea that makes sense" Im fucking dying.

[@IRefuseToUseThisStupidFeature]

Are you? ARE YOU?

[@jgcoverkknot5701]

I mean props to Christian Bale for not being homophobic

[@UnPopularKidInTheAo]

i think i bought the wrong bat movie...

[@Shea.denvir]

Funny a month later 18 elementary children died sad

[@Saitama07]

not funny, but the coincidence is unreal

[@babygroot8023]

Crazy how everybody does a bale like Batman voice when they’re making fun of him😂

[@mohammadelibiary1121]

How did they know 18 school children, exactly like texas🤔

[@MasterChief806]

19 children and 2 adults. Try again

[@Dsquarius_Green_Jr.]

"Riddle me this batman, i have many but you have none. They are everywhere but you can't seem to get one. What am I?'

[@Dsquarius_Green_Jr.]

@@Snake3417 good answer, thats not even one i thought of. (The answer was b*tches btw)

[@The-Doodler]

Parents

[@YCt37689]

Loving imagining the confusion of ppl driving by and seeing this out their car window late at night

[@Banana_Slugcat]

For the murder of 18 schoolchildren. OUCH this aged like milk

[@rtx8564]

Well this didn’t age well

[@gabrielegenota1480]

wait what's happening. why didnt it age well?

[@gunpowderketamine]

@@gabrielegenota1480 uvalde I think

[@flamemasterelan]

@@gunpowderketamine Yeah, like half the comments on this video are saying it didn't age well like we don't have over four school shootings a month in the US.

[@IntrovertedPaul]

After what happened, a few days ago, this did not age well

[@Thepanmannn]

Frat boy riddler is amazing

[@clownemoji]

The Riddler being so focused on the riddle and Batman that the actual crime becomes an afterthought to him is so accurate 😂

[@vdubb20]

“For the murder of 18 school children…” Yeesh. This hit different after recent events. 🥴

[@ryenpacino9793]

Wow that 18 school children line did not age well 😳😂

[@PoggoMcDawggo]

It's america. That line ages well every few weeks.

[@RedKnight26]

​@@PoggoMcDawggoGotham is actually Canadian

[@blue8698]

The ending did not age very well....

[@zach11241]

I didn’t kill them! I gave them riddles! You RIDDLED them with bullets!!!

[@adsprogaming]

The ridder always says "riddle me this Batman" then ask the riddle

[@kappafrmjo9683]

Well this ain’t age well 🤣🤣🤣

[@slaymyface1357]

Man....this didnt age well with current events

[@therealwifebeater]

💀

[@DarkModeUser]

This aged like milk

[@rodelabrematia5204]

A random guy who's walking Know the riddle the answer is the grandpa

[@J___0926]

This is the most accurate cosplay of Riddler I’ve ever seem

[@rothnirtull4254]

Round of applause for a progressive Batman

[@IRefuseToUseThisStupidFeature]

mentioning a possibility doesn't necessarily mean he is 'progressive'. Especially since gay rights were like 2 decades ago (depending on where you live).

[@rothnirtull4254]

@@IRefuseToUseThisStupidFeature okay, but do you think a conservative gop batman would have mentioned the possibility of two dads

[@RexpersChild]

Or his other dad lol

[@noahyoung4134]

Damn hearing this after the Texas shooting 💀💀💀💀

[@got_beef8029]

Wait, you mean I gotta go to jail for that? Crap..

[@Speak22wastaken]

I like that Batman is open to new ideas

[@false8507]

aged poorly

[@HaydenLau.]

Donald Trump be like:

[@MrNotSpecified01]

Did not age well 🥲

[@npc_citizen9276]

-How do I stop the bleeding?! -SUFFOCATION, THEN BREATHING

[@arcandi5560]

I love it just flashes batman every once in a while, while riddlers riddling him