Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice - Every DCEU Movie Reviewed & Ranked

[@pallyjaius]

Greg's war on Kansas, is so unexpected and has me in tears every time

[@bennetthasty7886]

Paladin Jaius as a Kansan it was hard to hear what we think of people from Mizzorah thrown back at us 🤣

[@bumblebtuna3066]

Bennett Hasty also from Kansas could not agree more lol

[@nicktiznado8492]

Greg shitting on Kansas feels so wrong, but damn it is funny as hell.

[@BoomSlang001]

I felt sorry for them at first. Now that the truth has come out - about the toilet toads originating from Kansas - I've realized how great the hate really is.

[@arizona24joe]

I know how to end the War. What's Greg's Mom's name? Someone in Kansas who's Mom also has that name say it to Greg.

[@pgs9407]

Forget the Snyder cut, I want that Scarpino Cut. It would be 90 mins long.

[@alexlawrence6440]

Not only longer than the movie, but longer than the the extended cut

[@davidw.2791]

Big Aluminum Longer even than the reported running time of JL Zack Snyder original cut.

[@whywelovefilm7079]

That moment when I was about to type the same exact comment, but see yours is already at the top... -______- LOL

[@AZJayjohn]

This is longer than LOR lol can't wait for Greg to sit through a 5hr in review lol

[@flingflam707]

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[@michaelholton_]

Pissed at how short this is. Still had 3 hours left in my work day

[@hexbladescurse]

If u listened to MoS first you'd have been sorted lol. And justice league will be like 8 hours long so ya covered lol

[@michaelholton_]

@@hexbladescurse hahaha I'll be let down if it's less than 8!

[@monkeytiger2142]

Really enjoyed this episode guys, my only problem is the absolutely ridiculous length. 4 HOURS?!! That’s it???? Please go further in depth in future episodes

[@TrimblyWimbly]

Greg doubling down on making fun of Kansas had me cracking up.

[@kelb0y9o20]

You look like you could be Tims brother

[@Scotty220]

7 hours combined on Man of Steel and Batman v Superman is madness. And I love it.

[@hexbladescurse]

Am calling it 2 hours for suicide squad... 24hours for justice league 🤣🤣🤣

[@Inuheishi]

Are they not doing Wonder Woman?

[@hexbladescurse]

@@Inuheishi wait ur right. 3hours for that 🤣🤣

[@joseanything]

Be patient, everyone. The review embargo for the Snyder Cut hasn't dropped yet.

[@CodeAwesome28]

Turd Ferguson - 😂

[@CooeeJB]

What about now?

[@tristanmayer5373]

Oop

[@connorweir1993]

Is that the Dark Nick

[@jdingers]

The Dark Knick

[@Lovedandlovingbutlost]

Nick Wayne... has a ring to it.

[@hexbladescurse]

Bruce scarpino lol

[@herison7554]

The cut from the intro to the table was brilliant. Literally laughed out loud and said "oh god"

[@jizzledoops6789]

Just when you think you were done listening to review discussions of this movie. *4 hours.*

[@guitarheroaero3451]

"I'm a faster bullet, I-I'm a sp...faster than a speeding bullet than you're sp.... than your bullet in your gun." -Superman

[@Crazeyd0g]

If you can do this 3 more times you can do LOTR In Review! Do it you cowards!:P

[@jizzledoops6789]

This

[@kelb0y9o20]

They did it... Without Greg...

[@BruceWayneBrady]

I'm off today and ready for this wild ride while I clean up my place. Shoutout to Greg and Nick for the costumes. I love these even more than the Bad Boys ones. 🤣

[@dudemistah94]

Take your shoes off anytime you enter a house that's gross wearing them in a bedroom living room anywhere

[@kelb0y9o20]

What about if you have no toes and you have special shoes to help you walk... My grandpa had cancer and due to residual side effects of chemo theapy he had to have all of his toes cut off to prevent infection so he has these special shoes on, and he wears them from the moment he wakes up until he goes to bed... I'm conflicted about this cuz yes I agree it's gross but he has to and wants to walk and Im sure it would be a bitch to put them on Everytime he wants to get up and walk... Thoughts?

[@trevorroberson8052]

Sir. This is America.

[@whazup25]

DCEU in Review just makes me want to see a Superman movie directed by Nick Scarpino with Greg as a consultant as the Superman expert. Make it happen WB

[@TheFlash-rh2el]

No lol

[@hexbladescurse]

Yeah ll

[@porkchop205]

3:30:17 Nick checking his junk in the monitor. lol

[@hexbladescurse]

🤣🤣fuck you dood. Can't unsee🤣🤣

[@icymoe1024]

Question for the class: who.... Will be dressed as Wonder woman?!?! 🤔🤔🤔

[@TenGallonBird]

Milk mommy

[@raam726]

It'll be Superman, Batman, aquaman and flash.

[@hexbladescurse]

Tim for wonder woman. Lets see dem gams son 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@tylerwallis6654]

So Greg had to launch a new KindaFunnyGames 4.0 to have a fund raiser to reach a stretch goal (Which was the first stretch goal) that would force the KF crew to watch BvS just to make Tim Gettys to say “Our New #1: Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice.”

[@rjseeturtletaubington2644]

Does that surprise anyone? Honestly seems like something Nick would do. Love you folks at KF!

[@DamnFineCupOfCoffee]

It’s because batman himself has gone off the edge that he fears Superman. When he calls himself a criminal and asks “how many good guys are left” he’s referring to himself. He fears that Supes is like himself, someone who will inevitably break bad, just on a different scale.

[@ANTIStraussian]

Superman saved 7 billion lives lol

[@link4555]

Just finished watching on twitch and had to come drop a like and comment cause THIS IS THE CONTENT I CRAVE AND THE CONTENT ILL SUPPORT

[@0mikeisonfire0]

For the argument of "Batman kills in this! He's irredeemable!" Why is it that we don't say the same thing about the Avengers characters? Even Chris Evans' Captain America kills in those movies and no one is up in arms about the morality of those characters. I feel like it's a nit-pick that people like to pile on to this movie because the narrative surrounding it is that we're supposed to hate it.

[@fluffymonkeyyy6617]

Because when the Avengers kill it's part of the collateral damage, they can't save everyone. Batman consciously outright kills people cause he's tired of locking people away for them to be released later

[@jackmacisback]

None of the characters in Avengers are defined by not killing, one of Batman's defining traits is that he does not kill. Thats why it's frustrating and people are annoyed by it

[@DanielHodder7]

@@fluffymonkeyyy6617 Iron Man literally shoots people with an uzi in Iron Man 3

[@ac5849]

Clary Carrier Batman in his earlier comics carried a bat gun and shot criminals they only charged it because the comics code authority prohibited comics from being violent

[@damianmorris2753]

There is nothing in this movie or the entire DCEU that states or even suggests that this Batman has a no kill rule.

[@TheDarkAdventure]

Batman kills in every film he's ever been in. He kills in the comics as well. Pretending that it doesn't exist to make it seem like this movie is different is dumb. The only thing this film does differently is they actually treat Batman killing as a bad thing instead of a heroic thing like when Batman tossed two-face off a building at the end of the Dark Knight, killing him. 2:14:49 You absolutely took the wrong thing from that. You have a negative view of the film so you take negativity from the messages of the film. He's just saying that not everything will work out 100% of the time the way we want it to. Remember, Jonathan still saved the farm. He didn't say, "I should have let my farm drown and our animals die". That didn't happen. This statement about catching Lois is only possible if you don't understand Physics. If she's falling and he comes crashing into her she'll die. He matches her falling speed and then grabs her to keep her safe. He's not the Flash. He can't negate the effects of physics. 2:43:50 You're right guys, they should have come together over dick jokes and poorly timed quips instead of shared trauma. That would have made it so much better.

[@TheDarkAdventure]

@@stonehorn4641 Yes, if you ignore all the times he's killed people then he's never killed anyine. You figured it out.

[@woodstock5952]

"we're so close"-Tim with and hour and twenty minutes left in the video

[@bennettdoe6662]

49:05 Nick, let me tell you about a guy named David S Goyer... If you have ever heard the phrase "failing upwards" this guy is it. He openly admits to not really knowing how to write character dialogue but enjoys building a frame work to a script. In other words, he is a "big picture" kind of guy.

[@danielfernandez4453]

I didn't notice until half the stream that Greg wasn't reading. That's someone that actually knows it's stuff. So I believe him this is a good movie.

[@waxilliamladrian]

Okay so I'm only at the 2 hour mark but you guys are killing me! The Knightmare is intended to be a scene from Justice League 2 or 3. It was intended to be Flash coming back to try and fix things and we would see that scene from the League/Flash's perspective in the second or third film. I honestly do feel like the questions this film leaves are totally fine if you're only doing this story, the issue is that WB was working on a DCU when this should be a self contained story. I want to see this finished as a graphic novel because to me, this film is made with such an abundance of stuff that wouldn't bother anyone if it were just a contained comic story. On the point of Batman murdering: every film version has done this other than Clooney maybe. Even the Bale Batman kills several people in his trilogy and to get so hung up about a clearly jaded Batman killing people is just silly to me. At least unlike Bale, Batfleck doesn't make a point to act like he's better than that. And if somehow you cannot make the basic observation that this Batman is damaged, I don't know what film you're watching. So much of this shit is spelled out in the writing and performance, like c'mon. I agree with Greg so much in this. These aren't the DC movies I would make but it is so silly how much people talk about this film without picking up on some of the more basic story elements. Tons of weird things in the film for sure, there are so many weird little details that feel out of place but most of that stuff is just nitpicking. Though honestly, the fact that Batman never identified Superman is like the MOST GLARING PLOT HOLE IN HISTORY.

[@JrZaike]

YES! Nearly 4 hours of an in review for the car ride! I love it!!! Please keep this up guys.

[@dustingreen4357]

Screw the Snyder cut I want the Kinda Funny Cut.

[@eastbluedrew1664]

Tim really killed the joy every chance he got lol

[@lordofthecrings]

This video is an all time top 5 for this channel. Legendary

[@tylermettler1984]

The original movie review was how I was introduced to kinda funny. I don’t really remember what I said on that comment besides BvS was a bad movie. 4 years later and I like this movie more and more every time I watch it.

[@darthhavok1]

Tim's comments about how there's so many questions that are brought up but never answered in the movie, is the same response I have to TRoS.

[@PeterAtkinson]

JacK_O_SauRus yet in Rise of Skywalker they’re ok with it. Lol

[@TheFlash-rh2el]

All questions get answered in BVS. It's a bit more complicated than looking at it through the usual superhero film lens

[@evansimon1065]

FINALLY, ive been waiting 100 years

[@aoe41015]

"Take the Potato sacks off your feet and buy some shoes"..... This. This right here is what makes the 4 hour long review worth it. For the fits of laughter from Greg. I also want this to be an ongoing bit throughout DC in review where Greg just mercilessly shits on Kansas.

[@ChildlikeMan]

I'm late but the bit about the placement of Gotham and Metropolis across the bay had me staring at my brain the whole time.

[@metallica121991]

i busted out laughing a soon as i seen nick in the batman armor. lol

[@gunslingerplays]

I had to watch this over 4 days, as I usually watch those before going to bed. What can i say, it got me through the week.

[@davidmeloche3563]

1.46.00: Knightmare - Bruce is having a prophetic vision of a possible future if Lois is killed, and Superman is taken over by Darkseid via the antilife equation. They did that storyline in the animated Superman series from the 90's. Flash being "too soon" is him on the cosmic treadmill going back in time to warn Bruce "it's Lois, Lois is the key!" But he's too soon. This Bruce has no idea what he's talking about, because he hasn't gotten past murder Supes rage level yet, so he hasn't learned more about him, and his relationship with Lois Lane. And remember, this was supposed to be the 2nd of a 5 movie arc for Superman, with 3 Justice Leagues, and solo films for the whole team, plus Green Lantern Corp, and Suicide Squad.

[@sciencebunnies]

This is the kind of comprehensive, factual and hard hitting review that we the public deserve.

[@grooms93]

2 for 3! I’m on fire! Shout out to Tim Gettys for reading my haikus!

[@dustingreen4357]

We need LOTR in review

[@Inuheishi]

We need a lot of “in review” John Wick, predator, alien just to name a few

[@danchavis5259]

The scarpino cut would've been amazing

[@imrankazzy9076]

Man I don't usually mind Nick interrupting/dominating most of the show when it's his own reviews but man he's relentless on this and im only at 1hr 58

[@johnsantisteban7362]

FINALLY! The review I've been waiting for, thanks for all you guys do. Also Greg and Nick are the heros we need, but don't deserve.

[@lennystyle]

When you're so early here after the upload it's still only available in 360p... also two things; Can we get a Recap Juice (TM) KF drinking bottle in the store? And: #releasetheSnydercut!

[@cassiboi1423]

This is what Kinda Funny has been leading to. As our good friend Michael Huber would say, its a CULMINATION

[@starman69]

Andy, Gordian Knot is the knot Alexander cut in half with a sword having used that action to claim he “solved” it. It’s referenced in watchmen a few times. Both the comic and the show.

[@everlastingbeats]

“Flash on the cosmic treadmill running back from the nightmare future”

[@JayPokar]

Batman is literally idiot in this movie.....he is completely opposite of "The Worlds Greatest Detective"

[@carlosarias5092]

Class at 8:15 am but this is worth every second rushing to get ready in the morning

[@Baytuh]

The warehouse scene is my favorite superhero fight scene in any Dc and MCU movie. It felt great seeing Batman fighting like he should.

[@dignerds]

Superman killing Zod was character development ..It's what established his boundaries. If Alfred was estranged there would be even more complaints. Redeeming goes with atonement ...Batman was supposed to atone in JL by giving his life to save the world from Darkseid...But WB didn't allow the pay off to the arc... And left KZbinrs bathing in their irrational unobservant critiques

[@TheMiloDavis]

lmao Tim has the worst opinion about the warehouse fight. Wtf is he even saying.

[@PeterAtkinson]

Milo Davis completely agree. Is arguably the best scene in the movie.

[@Caliloki1]

The Batman branding were criminals that Batman made snitch. That’s why they would get killed in jail because they were snitches.

[@hexbladescurse]

Understandable.

[@hexbladescurse]

Oh also they missed it but KGBeast tells a dood to kill the branded guy.

[@davidmeloche3563]

They are killed in jail, because Luthor is paying people to murder them in jail. Batman brand someone = that person gets murdered in jail. Clark investigating as a reporter finds this and is mad that Batman is doing it. It's in the papers, so Bruce knows it's happening, and still Brand's people. So now Clark thinks Batman is knowingly sending these people to death, giving Superman reason to stop him. But it was just part of Lex's plan.

[@zhengyingli]

Those who only complained about Batman killing in BvS are living in a dream world.

[@michellevandeventer9765]

STFU

[@fiftyshadesofburman]

If they only stayed out of Greg's way!

[@kindafunny]

Right?! - Greg

[@fiftyshadesofburman]

@@kindafunny LOL

[@hexbladescurse]

@@kindafunny greg you should've just killed them by knocking them through the wall. Y'know like the guy superman killed. 🤣

[@LoadedKlip]

I love Batman v Superman Ultimate Edition.

[@hexbladescurse]

I enjoy parts of it

[@CasualViewer-t4f]

What I’d give to be in this conversation. Greg and I align on a lot. But it’d be fun to re-write the script with this group.

[@theknwldgenest]

4hrs! This is going to be the best! ❤️ One of my fav vids is still the Emily is away drunk stream. The long ones are the best 👌

[@joshk9226]

Ultimate Edition is the best way to watch this movie. You get a much fuller story

[@DanielHodder7]

They just add to parts of the movie that never went anywhere. The whole Bat branding went nowhere at all because Superman didn't hate Batman. He knew Lex was behind it all.

[@TheJedHung]

That laugh from Greg at the end was so Michael from The Goof Place

[@fabioarapi1043]

4 HOURS OF KF CONTENT?! Let's go doggie dog!

[@jameel88]

YES IM WATCHING THIS AT 3am in the morning!!!

[@hexbladescurse]

You done yet lol

[@XxCrankyMoosexX]

Same lol

[@jameel88]

@@hexbladescurseyup 😂

[@jameel88]

@@XxCrankyMoosexXhehehe 😮

[@Seaphron]

I appreciate Nick committing to the costume bit. Hope to see it continue next week, haha.

[@cal2727]

Rewatching this and Tim not liking the warehouse fight is comical 😅

[@slappydoodle]

Especially considering if u watch there previous batman v superman review with colin Tim says the warehouse scene was amazing That fight will always b well choreographed hard hitting and cool AF

[@hugopinai2005]

All the online talk about the Snyder Cut made me want to watch this movie. I had skipped this one up until now because I wasn't a huge fan of Man of Steel and because of the overwhelmingly negative reception. I did watch Justice League, but I thought that was an absolute mess. To give this the best possible shot I watched the Ultimate Edition and I went in wanting to enjoy it. That said, I thought it was okay. It has stunningly beautiful cinematography, the action sequences are incredibly well thought out (at least until the third act) and choreographed and the acting performances are great. However, this whole story is all payoff and no setup. It could have been such an amazing conclusion to a longer running story, but the problem is the only characters who is actually established is Superman. There simply isn't enough time to introduce this version of Batman and Lex Luthor (and Wonder Woman, but she has a minor role so whatever). The result is that we get extremely rushed character development, character motivations that barely make sense and require A LOT of suspension of disbelief to be taken seriously and plot points that just straight up don't work or make sense. And this is the version that expands on those elements, so I can only imagine how incomprehensible the theatrical cut must be. Amy Adams, Ben Affleck and Henry Cavill are fantastic and kind of make you care about them despite how rushed and hard to follow the story is, but that doesn't cancel out the flaws in the script. The third act is just a mess though. I have no idea how or why Lex makes that Doomsday monster or why it had anything to do with the story they were telling here. And as soon as that thing shows up the movie forgets the awesome action style it had up until then and devolves into a mind-numbing CGI punching through buildings final battle that feels like it goes on for hours.

[@JayPokar]

Watching you guyz talk about this is so much fun.....awesome🔥😂😂

[@shadcast]

When the court room explodes I initially had a similar reaction wondering why he is expressing his disappointment for so long instead of springing to try and help immediately, but then I realize that it's in slow motion to signify it's in his "flashtime" so he's only brooding for a few milliseconds before acting. Should've made that more clear and would've liked cold breath to put the flames out.

[@maskofshy]

Superman in the DCEU Doesnt have Cold Breath. (It doesnt exist) Superman's Powers in BvS are developing from from what Man of Steel stablished. (JL being a departure from what It was stablished Only forces the Cold Breath only after Sups is ressurrected, as if he gained a new power )

[@slappydoodle]

​@@maskofshyestablished

[@happenstanceuk]

I'm starting to wonder now if I have ever agreed with any of Tim's opinions on anything

[@TheMiloDavis]

the man has shit takes about everything

[@tarekahmed992]

I agree 99% but Tim did rank MoS above this garbage heap

[@swordfish060288]

OMG a new DCEU review! Now to clear my schedule for the next 2 days to so I can listen to all 4hrs of it.

[@richardw63]

weird watching this two years later knowing we were weeks away from the world changing forever lol Can’t wait for the new Studio, really looking forward to it

[@TedExpo1]

Zack Snyder is such a terrible director. A meathead with a camera. Edgelord Snyder. Abs and Violence.

[@kingofthewickerpeople9450]

I’m way late to this party but the branding doesn’t mean that criminals would kill them. Lex was using this tactic of Batman’s to isolate those criminals and orchestrate his thugs to kill them to put Batman in a bad light. All Batman was doing was using an ugly tactic to scare criminals, Inching his way closer to becoming more of a monster.

[@andresl8770]

This is almost 4 hours long?! let me grab a coke and popcorn lol

[@beckstein968]

Tim at 2:33:35: "We're so close" HA

[@WillRamos]

2:33:11 “Oh I need to fuckin, go get uh, I need to get a sherbert” Jesus 😂

[@seph---]

Cannot wait for Justice League.

[@FOFORO28]

Knightmare scene ( i believe because bruce was sleeping the energy of flash trying to find him gave bruce the ability to see his own future"knightmare" The same future flash was coming from. That energy got to Bruce first. After the vision flash woke him up to talk. And as flash left knocked bruce out a bit from the shockwave of time travel. Making it feel like it was all a nightmare

[@hexbladescurse]

Kinda clutching at straws but i kinda dig it makes sense. Still a lil dumb tho... the scene not you're explanation

[@TheFlash-rh2el]

@@hexbladescurse It's actually Darkseid beaming the images to Batman. It's how he managed to orchestrate Luthor's rampage.

[@byubvfhj611]

Flash really did see the future! Why didn't we all listen to him! We should have never thought Wonder Woman 1984 was going to be good!

[@iRyanSF]

Nick from Fast Five In Review is back...

[@asyraffyusri8265]

This video is even longer than the ultimate edition

[@hexbladescurse]

RELEASE THE KEVIN CUT🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@andyandhisfriends101]

Hahaha omg I can't breathe 😂 poor Kansas

[@mikes.4479]

I love this movie, but I can't unsee how Greg described Joe Chill using the gun. Looking angry when pointing it at them, but a look of total surprise after shooting them like, "😧 I didn't know guns kill people." I couldn't stop laughing.

[@TheFlash-rh2el]

People like Joe Chill never expect to fire their guns. On top of that, there's also a loud bang and a muzzle flash that are also, mostly, unexpected.

[@DrunkonWriting]

This is fantastic content.

[@joseanything]

Andy, the Gordian Knot is referenced several times in Watchmen. Totally a relevant thing to bring up during a DC conversation.

[@neojd]

This above Man of Steel, oh the injustice

[@Plutowulf]

When I saw it was almost 4 hrs....I said to myself.......perfect

[@hexbladescurse]

Justice league is 8hours at least or i unsubscribe...

[@matthewternullo3064]

For reference, san jose is larger than san francisco in both size and population lol (just looking at city boundaries, not even metropolitan areas for which would make it even larger)

[@wyliekimball9737]

Best content of 2020 hands down.

[@kingofthewickerpeople9450]

You are missing the point of the top of the tower scene, you’ve skipped the whole philosophy aspect of it. If god is all powerful, then he cannot be all good - meaning he should kill ppl without remorse which Superman won’t do. If god is all good, then he cannot be all powerful - meaning he can be manipulated which he was and then used. He won’t sacrifice ppl.

[@slappydoodle]

Well said sir

[@caulinwhitewater4118]

if you skip to 2:39:20 You’ll still have an over an hour left.

[@CrazedInfadel19]

I want someone to record how many times Greg says "and again" haha

[@imrankazzy9076]

Or nick says ‘i digress’

[@jabrak1]

I can't wait until I get to work to watch 4 hours of thos beautiful content

[@robertrees5590]

I’ve never loved Nick more than I do right

[@TheDarkAdventure]

The time travel in Endgame was poorly written and made no sense. Trying to pretend that Endgame is the pinnacle of time travel movies is top shelf cognitive dissonance.

[@TTx04xCOBRA]

FamSamitySam BvS is trash, accept it

[@TheDarkAdventure]

@@TTx04xCOBRA Endgame was trash, accept it

[@TTx04xCOBRA]

FamSamitySam hahahhaha highest grossing film of all time! and before you start with you "Box office doesnt mean quality" BS just realize that it means people kept coming back for multiple viewings. BvS? It had one of the largest second weekend box office drop offs of all time.. which indicates audiences hated it. Hahahahha salty DCEU fanboy is salty

[@TheDarkAdventure]

@@TTx04xCOBRA Hahaha idiots watching a terrible movie doesn't make it good no matter how obsessed they are. How many Oscar's did it win? I heard it's a hit at the kids choice awards. Hahaha loser

[@TTx04xCOBRA]

FamSamitySam How salty can you be?? Hahahha you can only dream that the DCEU accomplished half of what the MCU did over 10 years and 20 movies. Its okay you can lie to anyone but not to yourself. You know deep down you're burning with envy lmao

[@XzombiekillerX666]

Almost a 4 hour episode. God I don’t know what we did to deserve this but thank you! In review is my favorite series and Man of Steel was the best so far. I can’t wait to listen to this beast of a podcast

[@sparty5449]

Wow y'all fucked up the ranking already !

[@Rockerfella360]

People always say they rushed to get to Justice League and that they should've taken their time more like the MCU did, but the amount of time between the releases of Iron Man and The Avengers was actually 7 months LESS than the amount of time between Man of Steel and Justice League.

[@lex_rodriguez]

That just means they didn't know what they were doing lol

[@trevorbabcock4859]

Greg's plan to have Batman V Superman called a good movie is better than anything Lex could have come up with.