Batman v Superman - ralphthemoviemaker

[@nurse425]

Lois was out in the middle east trying to discover the secret of a mysterious Iraqi food cart.

[@bruce000000070000000]

AN IRAQI FOOD CART? IN THE MIDDLE OF PORTLAND, OREGON?

[@void_4871]

TheTarantuRoach 136 cameras have been located in the Iraqi food courts

[@CarlosAugusto-rv6op]

Agent Venom d a n g i t

[@CarlosAugusto-rv6op]

R E L E A S E T H E D R O N E

[@void_4871]

John's Father 123 cameras have been located in the dining room

[@Superunknown190]

For me, the porn scene is so much funnier when you realize Ralph had to sit there and edit it for quite some time.

[@royalblanket]

And he enjoyed every second

[@DrRAZI99]

Are they his friends ?

[@kettlynealysee]

@@royalblanket Nah he's straight, trust me

[@abbydabby9112]

@@royalblanket well, he mentioned where he'd gladly stick the tracker. Ralph is bi, can't convince me otherwise

[@atomcraft4067]

What porn scene?

[@brandonjackson3924]

Jesse Eisenberg sounds like he forgot who he was playing so he just decided to be the riddler

[@starkravingmad31]

There's a rumor that the character was originally supposed to be Alexander Luthor (thus all the references to "my father" in the first half of the movie) but they reversed it and just made him "Lex" in the end. If he was actually a different character, I think his personification could've worked. The script is still dumb, but I'm not going to put that on Eisenberg.

[@clanofclams2720]

Man he might've made a good Riddler

[@nemanjajovanov]

He's a new DC villain called the Toddler.

[@thebusboy3635]

No he just acted like Joker's autistic brother with ASSBERGERS

[@KaladinVegapunk]

Haha it's soo cringey And we know he, affleck and especially after Witcher and fallout Cavill as well, can all act well The direction is just Lucas levels of bad Idk what happened to Snyder, 300 was awesome hahaha maybe because it was just fun action shlock and wasn't up it's own ass with trying to be Nolan

[@TheAngelFolly]

That bathtub scene was disgusting. Girl is naked and Superman just steps in with his goddamn shoes on. Gross.

[@sync9847]

H 170 Yeah, who the fuck would enter a bathtub with shoes?

[@sync9847]

***** Indeed

[@Hunk62]

Not to mention, that he also flooded the bathtub and Lois probably had to clean the place up afterwards.

[@luanagullotta6218]

And all the mould that would form from the dampness after the water was cleared up.

[@Crudecoronet]

All this would cause water damage and the possible destruction of the floor

[@CapnJigglypuff]

How I want the new Godzilla vs. King Kong to end: Godzilla: "Mothra... You have to save... Mothra..." King Kong: "HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT NAME!!"

[@diegogonzalez5273]

Daniel Kniffin 👍

[@midnightshawarmallama4012]

Daniel Kniffin King Kong: Skull Island plot leaked

[@KonEl-BlackZero]

OMG LOL

[@mayito4522]

You were never a King..... You were never even a Kong.

[@notagonist6486]

Daniel Kniffin yes...

[@PillsHere69]

"No one pays me anything, not even KZbin." *40 seconds later, censored gay porn plays* Man I wonder why lmao

[@lordflufffluff]

:)

[@ellisroper3201]

Funny thing is... there's 2 ads on this video

[@ruandkashtanjeva8431]

4 ads actually

[@iman5147]

I had no ads

[@atomsmasher703]

@@lordflufffluff It's censored for a reason...

[@Pin3C0ne]

omg I fucking died when the gay porn scene came on..

[@Nebukadnezzer]

"Seemed out of place."

[@tomatoflight]

Once I saw the less than movie quality superman suit i knew.

[@trevor5834]

tomatoflight Don't lie, you've just seen that "scene" before😉

[@zacksnyder7302]

Dane Swanger I should have put it in the movie, right after the Batman shower scene :)

[@noahboat580]

when I heard "not as strong as I thought you were" I knew what it was

[@da_ocsta1452]

Zack Snyder got paid every time he said "Turkish Airlines", didn't he?

[@Dell88music]

Brought to you by Carls jr.

[@zephyrian1006]

RAID SHADOW LEGENDS

[@kirb_erus]

NORDVPN

[@noahmeserve4720]

Absolutely.

[@horaciosi]

"Nice of Turkish Airlines to give us these Turkish Airlines drinks in return for us saying Turkish Airlines so many times."

[@zaworldo3189]

DC should be leaving these movies to that Nigerian guy that made “Who Killed Captain Alex?”

[@gub4941]

That would make dc “da best of da best”

[@RUSTYCHEVYTRUCK]

W5 Chu that was uganda I think

[@sharkymcsnarkface6642]

Honestly he’d make better movies than most of the garbage they make. At least they’d be enjoyable in how bad, yet filled with genuine passion they are.

[@JeanMarceaux]

"man de superman is killing us man"

[@soygato2722]

Yeah! Even if he had half the budget it would be much better

[@Cybermat47]

I love how they managed to put Lex Luthor, Doomsday, KGBeast, Wonder Woman, the Flash, Steppenwolf, Cyborg, Aquaman, and Parademons in a movie about Batman fighting Superman... but couldn’t even fit Darkseid into a movie based on a comic *where Darkseid is the main villain*

[@ahmadqazi2648]

Zack Snyder doesnt understand characterisation. He does things because they seem "COOL".

[@PabloYaos]

they wanted to save him for later I think

[@a.smarvelous9149]

@@ahmadqazi2648 And he calls that a good comic movie.

[@suvajitchoudhury1707]

@@a.smarvelous9149 that hack is an idiot ! so .....

[@johnnyjohnson2826]

I honestly had no idea whatsoever that that was supposed to be kgbeast, you've just blown my mind

[@SneakyB4st3rd]

That gay porn bit had me fucking rolling

[@reecesdippedpretzels1514]

If this movie had Jamie Foxx it would be called “Urkish Airlines” cause they got T

[@judeslater4981]

Baman vs Superman: Dawn of Jusice

[@capncook2006]

Underraed commen

[@vexatuvex59]

WELL IT AIN'T NO EASY GRAB THEY GOT T

[@twodumbcats390]

Slow clap. God damn I'm ripped as hell and I nearly died at this one.

[@thecoach3577]

Your comment didn’t get enough likes

[@Somethingnapalm]

Lex Luthor "I hate Superman because no one should be that powerful." Also Lex Luthor "I'm going to make an uncontrollable monster just as strong as Superman." Fucking Bowser is a more logically consistent villain, and he fucking go-karts with his nemesis on weekends.

[@zhengyingli]

Somethingsomethingnapalm Wrong. Lex specifically said Superman, as a the embodiment of God, can't be all good if he's all powerful and vice-versa, therefore him creating Doomsday, which he called "the devil", does not contradict his thinking.

[@jal7852]

zhengyingli That doesn't even make sense.

[@zhengyingli]

jal7852 Misotheists projecting Godhood unto a person rarely do.

[@zhengyingli]

Super Mutant Sam and Mas He wants Superman dead to show the world that he's not all powerful. The rooftop scene basically revealed this.

[@bigbadbraxien6081]

zhengyingli it's shit

[@kell2883]

Ah yes, Turkish Airlines. The most critical part of the DC universe lore. Only REAL fans would understand that

[@freebirdallen]

I don't understand?

[@razarryan2465]

@@freebirdallen it's a joke

[@freebirdallen]

Sarcasm? I get it now! Thanks @Razar Ryan

[@JaydevRaol]

😅

[@webheadgabe1177]

Truly a pivotal part of Snyder’s vision

[@theemeraldblonde218]

Oh my god. How can they portray Lex Luthor like he's the fucking Joker? Lex is meant to be a gentleman villain who never gets his own hands dirty until he's backed into a corner. He's meant to be classy and tasteful and we have fucking this.

[@UbinTimor]

to be fair they based this Lex on the one in the early Superman Comics, there's a whole documentary on the evolution of Lex Luther in the comic book universe. in this situation though I would much rather prefer the Lex from the Superman cartoon show even the Young Justice Lex would do.

[@IndecisiveJR]

UbinTimor dude regardless of comic book accuracy or not, a character shouldn't be written and performed in such an annoying way that the audience can't enjoy him.

[@UbinTimor]

regardless, that's subjective. you (I'm assuming) and I grew up with a calm and collected Lex, like the one in the Superman cartoon, and other variation such as the later comic book versions and the ones in the previous superman movies and smallvill, but like I said there are different version of every character, just like there are different version of the Joker. This Lex- although vastly inferior to ones I know- is from the original source material, this was how the first Lex Luther acted so you can't blame them for wanting to start from the beginning to pay homage to the comic books. Did it work? obviously not, I myself can't stand this Lex. but this character survived through tons of comics so obviously people back then liked him, at least they made the effort to keep at least something close to comics in the movie but of course it didn't work out. and just like how the Lex in the comic book changed I'm sure this one will too.

[@GravityTrash]

Let's be honest, he would've been a better Joker than the one in SS... ...but even then, that's not saying much at all.

[@jordyn.w4129]

He's not even the fucking Joker. He's the Riddler without riddles!

[@NEBLEEKS]

They make this Batman look so mentally weak. Killing people, hating Superman, getting emo over a letter, getting outsmarted by the Facebook guy. Batman's greatest strength is his mind.

[@NEBLEEKS]

He wakes up and grabs a glass of wine. WTF

[@tricko8000]

I still can't believe the Snyder cult thinks this movie is “too deep for our little minds” and a misunderstood masterpiece. This is easily one of the worst movies of all time.

[@Mamamiawhataspicymeat-a-ball]

@@tricko8000 FUCKIN THANK YOU- :D

[@omegacatdestroyer5634]

@@tricko8000 ikr i just went there and there was this massive snyder army attacking everyone who thought bvs was bad and said they were too dumb to get it.

[@Galvatronover]

@@omegacatdestroyer5634 BUt gus wait "THIS MOVIE IS TO SMART FOR YOU" so you cant hate it

[@fredrikiversen7337]

Batman v Superman isn't for everyone. You must first align your chakras, find inner peace, become connected with the earth, have successfully competed advanced science and mathematics courses, study philosophy for 50 years, and know the solution to each of the Millennium Prize Problems to truly understand the deep complexities of the film.

[@sobr4986]

You forgot having to read all Batman and Superman comics to really understand these character portrayals - otherwise, yep, that's petty much what we hear

[@WarlockX4]

Friv Friv You forgot about realigning yourself and centering your chi...

[@dastgirshikalgar46]

Or else just watch a good movie .

[@wahoo2627]

I've done all of this. No results. This movie is still shit.

[@myssledissle]

You also have to get all achievements in the binding of isaac

[@Tranorix]

This is the first review I've seen that pointed out how Batman is supposed to be smart, not an emotional, reckless idiot. Thank you.

[@zhengyingli]

Tranorix Except that Batman has become emotionally unstable on numerous occasions in the past including after Jason Todd's death in A Death in the Family. If past versions of Batman can have metal breakdowns, why not in BvS?

[@Tranorix]

At almost no point in the story do Batman's decisions make sense. He's broken down from the start, and continually made to look stupid, which is just a bafflingly misguided way to introduce a character who's always supposed to be a step ahead. It's not that Batman can't ever be emotional; it's that so far we've ONLY seen this Batman be emotional, making ridiculous decisions based on dreams and laughably bad evidence. Certain core attributes about these characters shouldn't change. Batman is the World's Greatest Detective; he should act like it.

[@zhengyingli]

Tranorix Isn't that the point of the entire movie? Bruce was repeatedly being called out by Alfred for being irrational throughout most of the movie. Batman's not supposed be irrational, and yet it has happened many times in the past where he screws up majority like the example I brought up. Batman's not 100% immune to the very same trappings that makes him and us human, no matter how mentally well-trained he is.

[@Tranorix]

I understand how that kind of movie might be compelling; I just don't think it was well-executed in BvS. Batman doesn't do anything impressive in this movie except a rescue that would've made much more sense for Superman to handle. There's no reason to like him. A past tragedy that is only alluded to -- the death of a character we've never met in this universe -- just isn't enough to create that emotional connection. Batman needs to establish himself as a hero first before we start deconstructing hero tropes with his character. This shit ain't Watchmen.

[@Tranorix]

But yes, I will say that Alfred was one of the only things about this movie I enjoyed.

[@XmanZeo]

why was lois more of a detective than batman

[@akanksharai9457]

Asking the real questions

[@dcmarvelcomicfans9458]

Exactly Batman supposed to the world's greatest detective and he couldn't figure this out but this dumb reporter could Fuck Snyder for this

[@umphreak9999]

True, and even then her big investigative contribution was figuring out Lex Luthor was the bad guy, one scene before he kidnaps and throws her off a building anyway. She could've been knitting a doily the whole movie and it would've ended the same

[@elijahlee3610]

@@umphreak9999 that's not a valid complaint

[@pancake1421]

Because movie

[@JeanMarceaux]

How Jesse Eisenberg pulls off a more convincing Joker or a Joker-like loon than Jared Leto, while looking nothing like the Joker, is beyond me.

[@frankegordon326]

To be honest that extra scene was pretty interesting. I thought the Batman superman romantic subplot was pretty neat

[@TitaniumXHero]

johnathon something nothing I agree as they unleashed their animosities on each other through vitriolic passion. They love each other through hate.

[@ronniejdio9411]

It was backwards supes would bottom

[@robertrodriguez1964]

Still a better love story than Twilight.

[@ronniejdio9411]

@@robertrodriguez1964 boom

[@dylanf3108]

Hero Batman and Superman are tsunderes

[@alecdaley6105]

Snyder looks like Mark Ruffalo's drugged up & strung out older brother

[@dragonbreath9957]

Sounds like him, too!

[@Octolicious6868]

Actually it looks more like Patton Oswald

[@DonnieCBearDown]

And I'm sure you're a fuckin model

[@ButteryOtter]

+Cameron Heckler They are. I can confirm.

[@chimpwimp9407]

+Dexter Tinley Exactly.

[@rodster6campingprepper]

So Snyder widened the world by putting Gotham and Metropolise right next to each other.

[@TheZoaric]

And making them look identical.

[@qwertymanor]

Captain America lmao

[@Joviishere]

rodster6 Gotham and Metropolis are right across the bay from each other in a lot of comics...

[@ItsMichaelReid]

Ronnie Miller Doesn't make it any dumber. Just because it's originated in a comic doesn't mean it's automatically good

[@pedropony8060]

Gotham's is based off of New York.

[@Corrupted]

It actually took me way too long to realize that.. out of place scene wasnt actually in the movie, I was just wondering why the lighting was so bad.. wow me

[@garsifeld4510]

Bruh

[@AhmedDaYoutuber]

Same bro 😂

[@neo-didact9285]

I remember that scene playing in the theaters. I'm pretty sure Zack Snyder put that scene in there.

[@axonn9447]

ah guter youtuber den du da schaust, rupty :D

[@user-uk6lf1qp4c]

Same here mate

[@diurtydantv8061]

Henry Cavil looks like Superman, but he didn't feel like Superman.

[@richedobor5659]

Diurty DanTV If he was written properly.

[@theblueadventurer615]

No, he looks gay.

[@UkuleleVillain]

My penis doesn't looks like Superman, but it feels like catwoman

[@AnimeLover-po2nu]

He wasn't supposed to. It was supposed to take a more 'realistic' approach to the character, showing what he'd be like growing up in this world different from everyone else. It's the writing at fault, not the actor.

[@diurtydantv8061]

Well it was poorly executed.

[@lucasrusso-weatherly1404]

Zack Snyder: "it's not killing if batman runs them over"

[@person-du8dj]

it's not killing they are associated with something that happens to blow up

[@Mamamiawhataspicymeat-a-ball]

@@person-du8dj It's not killing if batman blows up a car with a buncha guys in it with his massive bat tank

[@phousefilms]

Snyder: I love DKReturns Batman because he kills people! (Me reading DKReturns, where Batman never kills once: "The fuck?") Snyders Batman is closer to the Frank Miller Batman where Batman goes around saying "I'm the Goddamn Batman."to be edgy. You know, the one after Miller went insane.

[@tananatana4011]

well he technically didn't kill them, the car, explosions and bullets killed them soooo..... iS iT rEaLlY bAtMaN's pRoBlEm?????

[@harrisonbrand8985]

if they bleed out or burn to death its nature's fault, not batman

[@silastipton12]

Also how does no one notice that Clark Kent was missing after Superman died

[@weiyin8046]

Silas Tipton ok but i mean it’s not necessarily that unbelievable. there’s no doubt many civilians died in that fight

[@mauriceisnotmyname480]

Shoot, I didn't realize that!

[@CaptainIglo]

did you watch the movie? There were 2 funerals at the end

[@worldweaver2691]

cover story was that clark died in the doomsday fight. (the rubble remember?)

[@ZeonEons]

@@worldweaver2691 So when they do justice league 3, i guess Clarke can get his old job back. Sorry guys, been dead awhile but i'm back now. Or i guess he can wear contact lenses and pretend to be someone else other than Clark.

[@MacabreHouse]

20:07 It really helps the dramatic tension in this scene when they use the same stock seagull sounds as the Spongebob intro

[@tam2237]

MacabreHouse lol

[@argo9721]

@Aishwariya Roy Ay Ay captain

[@directorforplastic7929]

@@argo9721 I can’t hear youuu!!

[@CooperDooper38]

YES Someone else noticed! I was gonna lose my shit if I couldn't find another comment pointing this out It's so distinctive, and it's in the theme song, how can anyone miss it?!

[@Rodniikun]

is that two dudes in the bg kissing?

[@thegoldencaulk2742]

This brain makes my movie hurt.

[@thegoldencaulk2742]

Mike Stoklasa Get outta here, you fffffucker!

[@thegoldencaulk2742]

Mike Stoklasa Ok now you're not even trying...

[@alma3884052]

Stop talking to youself, Mike, that's weird

[@killerdarkraptor]

TheGoldenCaulk when i saw i got bored and tired!

[@hamishwilson9787]

TheGoldenCaulk this hurt makes my brain movie

[@handsomebrick]

Bruce Wayne's employees must be terrified of him, if they didn't leave work while Zod and Superman were fighting.

[@MrGMoney1944]

handsomebrick Alfred "The Back Breaker" Pennyworth guards the exit so none shall leave!

[@eatme982]

The economy, though...

[@roflturkey6513]

handsomebrick Bruce is an abuser. Work place violence is not okay people.

[@perhaps9460]

They probably know that he’s Batman and they are afraid he will kill them

[@anubusx]

Nobody takes a sick day.

[@Screamingmanta]

Bryan Cranston should have been Lex Luthor. EDIT: In a superman movie that didn't suck.

[@redrobin4406]

The movie still would have been shit, but i agree

[@Segastar1]

Having Jesse Eisenburg as Luthor made no sense whatsoever. Luthor is portrayed as a mature, business man who sees Superman as a threat to the world and his own interests. Luthor can be crazy but he is usually calm, collective. Jesse's Luthor was none of that.

[@BlueGuyTube]

They know they fucked up the character, so now Jesse is playing "Lex Jr." Who knows, maybe the door for Cranston is still open

[@drakeunderscoremason]

I would choose Kevin Spacey first, just watch House of Cards to know why. But Bryan Cranston would also be great

[@redrobin4406]

+drakeunderscoremason ummm..... Kevin Spacey was Lex Luther before dude. And it was horrible.

[@CanadAssassiN]

why does Zach Schnieder constantly look like he just smoked three joints through a straw?

[@garythehippopotamus9536]

It’s Zack Snyder and he probably did.

[@lunaderacine]

😂😂😂

[@gabrielpadilla7839]

I don't know why but it's probably got something to do with why he can't articulate a thought without tremendous effort.sarah Palin style

[@0oidiedinatimemachineo024]

lmao holy shit he does look like some stoned guy just rambling about some shit, Or atleast in the interview clips in this video.

[@Sammy-S]

I give this movie a 6.5/10 ~ *Not enough Turkish Airlines*

[@somerandomname3124]

Turlish Airlines was the best part of the film.

[@KazamaFury]

+mounir maged gotta add more a's to that Martha!

[@KazamaFury]

***** Marthaaaaaa

[@Miuranger1]

I give this movie a zack synder/10.

[@jameschou888]

Needs more Martha moments

[@bhrreviews2]

Batman vs Turkish airlines

[@gorkaaustin5306]

Dawn of Flight.

[@lennysmileyface]

Batmen: First Class

[@CORNERSTONECITY777]

Batman Return Flight

[@1vaultdweller]

Bats on a Plane, but with Samuel L. Jackson

[@midnightshawarmallama4012]

Kenneth Donnelly Snakes on a Plane 2: Turkish Airlines

[@Kytharo]

That porn had a better plot then the film itself

[@Sarbnoor]

RequiemOfAsh TRUE 😂

[@talariswatts-el9832]

That porn also has a better Lex Luthor then in this movie.

[@Maladjester]

And also, incredibly enough, more holes.

[@talariswatts-el9832]

@@Maladjester no BVS still had more holes.

[@Maladjester]

@@talariswatts-el9832 .....You know, I actually meant to say fewer holes. I'm a disgrace to my uniform.

[@papa_johnnys_memes5584]

In the interviews, Zach Snider looks like he hasn’t the slightest of ideas of what the movies about.

[@Pazuzu4All]

He talks like he comes to interviews baked. He's pretty good a cinematography, but that's about it. He's not mentally there enough to handle complex subjects (i.e. missing the point of Watchmen and the entirety of Sucker Punch).

[@noahmeserve4720]

@@Pazuzu4All Fuckin hell dude you an be a bit nicer about it. He's gonna cry if he sees this

[@alonsoarana5307]

That's because he doesn't. His movies have the intellect of a Michael Bay movie with some Ayn Rand fucking level of dialogue and logic. JFC I just don't understand how he has a fanbase of incels

[@HateshWarkio]

I heard that it is because he has social anxiety but I call bullshit on that too because even if you have social anxiety if you are passionate about something you suddenly become talkative. Heck, I have social anxiety and if you get me IRL talking about something I care about I am the most talkative person ever. Which clearly shows that he didn't give a shit about this whole DCEU project whatsoever.

[@auriculus3058]

but it's not (just) snyder's fault that mos and bvs aren't that good. david s. goyer wrote the script for both movies so i think he's more responsible.

[@kalamansikka]

is it a bad thing that I immediately recognized that porn scene

[@hrd2h1t]

its a great thing

[@TheMornal]

Well, it's not like it wasn't in the director's cut.

[@evna9246]

That means you can link it.

[@kalamansikka]

Evna Not gonna put the exact link cos ain't nobody got time for dat but it's very clearly the men.com parody of batman vs superman. I haven't seen the whole video but I know a men.com parody when I see one.

[@prophetofbara1214]

Adrian S I did as only. Only because I recognized the bald guy holding the guns at the beginning. I actually sat next to him on a plane one time. I had no clue he was a gay porn star.

[@Utonian21]

When Wonder Woman came out some asshole in my theater yelled out: "YEAH!!!"

[@toedpens4954]

MemeStar IS SHE WITH YOU??!?

[@theskoolmustard00]

MemeStar That makes me laugh entirely too hard

[@316shibby]

MemeStar That was me

[@2RG_]

MemeStar people clapped in my theater 😑

[@marshallartsentertainment3741]

MemeStar I was 😒😥

[@lazarotorres405]

I'm getting tired of being called a Marvel fanboy for not liking this film, like that's the laziest way to defend this film!

[@kylereiner3193]

It's a stupid strawman argument, anyway.

[@bradydavis5791]

Lazaro Torres Yeah. Kinda like whenever someone doesnt agree with a right winger then they must be a liberal. Lmfao

[@rancper]

+Brady Davis, or when somebody doesn't agree with a left winger then they must be alt-right. Modern politics just sucks, it's not a discussion, but just rooting for a team.

[@icecreamhero2375]

Well Marvel does make better movies the only good DC movie is wonder woman and I like Suicide Squad even though the plot was very retarded and half baked

[@wolfmaster7746]

icecream hero Dark Knight Trilogy

[@duartevader2101]

Zack Snyder was the most effective villain of the "ralphthemoviemaker" anime.

[@hckingking]

I thought it was Michael bay

[@eyesack2007]

I thought it was Illumination Animation

[@zephyrian1006]

Each chapter had a different villain

[@person-du8dj]

Charles stiles

[@thotticussupremus4772]

Marc Webb?

[@trollface865]

4:30 Ralph looks like he’s ENJOYING the Director’s cut A LOT.

[@liquidsandwich1052]

I know I am

[@JaydevRaol]

🤣

[@kettlynealysee]

He even looked at his raging boner.

[@ReignSupreme2014]

"What if Batman was beating the shit out of the Joker, and the Joker screamed "MARTHA"?" Funniest line in the whole vid!

[@RevCQ7]

Not funny literally at all

[@thatoneguyudkutube2803]

@@RevCQ7 funny as hell actually fuckfaceeeeee

[@christopherlowery3797]

Cynima Rapscallion Good grammar, you fuckwit.

[@kablstr1451]

4:58 Footage of Ralph questioning his sexuality

[@АлександрКусмарцев-к5ш]

not gonna lie, i had my dick hardened at this moment.

[@godofwar234regi5]

@@АлександрКусмарцев-к5ш Same and I'm straight.

[@ailahmashod]

Саша Кусмарцев same...........................................................

[@EdwardEstacado]

Y'all GINGERS ARE GEY 🤣🤣🤣

[@bakedpancakes5054]

@@godofwar234regi5 thats gay

[@duartevader2101]

Ralph enjoyed every single minute of "that" scene.

[@justicechief5352]

I gotta ask this question. Why is the Joker still alive? If this new Batman is going to kill, then what's stopping him from killing the Joker? Even more so, why didn't he kill Deadshot? Or Lex Luthor?

[@arekmg0003]

Justice Chief That's what happens when you let the next Micheal Bay direct a superhero movie. NOTHING MAKES SENSE!

[@justicechief5352]

At least Micheal Bay knows how to make money.

[@arekmg0003]

Justice Chief 😅😅😅

[@aii5748]

Justice Chief *it's because the real Batman has an anti-kill code of honor that he abides by no matter what.* The director of this movie either forgot that, didn't know somehow, or just didn't care.

[@PubliusAfricanus]

+ai .... That's only in some of the gay-ass comics. Real Batman shoots people.

[@jayriley5075]

No one's gonna talk about how he literally added gay porn. NVM the movie is so bad it overshadowed that whole joke

[@Sasu123456789x1]

I was legit looking through the comment section to see if someone mentioned it... 😂 OMG

[@donaldjtrumpsucksputinsdic3150]

Mr. Meseeks or fact that movie was so gay, a lot of people thought the gay porn was really cut out of movie and is in the extended version

[@elibowsman]

Mr. Meseeks I was thinking exactly the same thing lol

[@greppim911]

Yeah? if you are suprised for that, you dont know shit about weird stuf

[@b.o.j.1442]

Mechno k

[@OGSunZoo]

I can only imagine every time Batman kills someone, that he just shakes his head and says" Uh, that one doesn't count". But, he would do it like 10 times in one scene.

[@somerandommenace]

Sun Zoo its like that collegehumour video when batman kills people and denies it lol

[@Soulmakerc]

@@somerandommenace Doctor Fishy!!! NOOOOOO!!!!

[@chickencurry420]

Superman "sensed" that Lois Lane was in trouble cuz of some supersonic hearing or whatever and he recognizes her specific voice. He's done that in the comics and the animated series and stuff. That's an established ability of Superman. The reason he couldn't use that same ability to locate his mother is because the script didn't want Superman to end the movie before it could get to the fight that people paid to see

[@zhengyingli]

Superman couldn't hear Martha because she didn't scream like Lois did or there wasn't gunfire happening around her like in Nairomi.

[@enumaelish9193]

@@zhengyingli Superman could hear Lois in Africa but couldn't locate his mother in the same city with his super hearing and xray vision. Makes sense.

[@zhengyingli]

@@enumaelish9193 The fact that Superman has those powers doesn't enable him to filter out 7.3 billion people to find someone who's not making any noise. The only reason Superman found Lois in Africa is because Lois told Superman her location beforehand. It's really not that complicated.

[@daedalus_20v]

"He's done that in the comics and animated series and stuff" is exactly the problem. It's not an established ability _in the movies_ (well now it is, sort of?). It sounds nitpicky, but it matters. I'm sure when it happened for the first time in the comics, it was explained in a thought bubble or dialogue or whatever else. But you can't just lift stuff from the comics you think is cool and drop it into a film with no precedent, especially when it's an extremely convenient solution to a high-stakes dilemma (Lois' imminent death). It's bad writing, and frankly, it's lazy. If you want to suddenly add a new ability after 7(?) Superman films, introduce it early on in a less serious situation to demonstrate that "hey, this thing exists." This concept of his "super hearing" or whatever could be demonstrated onscreen in like 20 seconds. She screams, he hears her from across town, he flies over, only to realize she was just startled by a spider or something. This happens in films all the time, for this purpose. Lucius Fox and Bruce Wayne briefly discuss the malfunctioning autopilot feature of "the bat" in The Dark Knight Rises. It's a throwaway bit of dialogue, it seems, and nobody pays it much attention, but the seed is planted so that when it becomes specifically relevant at the end of the film, the scene in the restaurant that follows makes perfect sense without a single word being spoken. If you can't shoehorn 20 seconds into your 152-minute film in order to demonstrate something that ends up being rather important, well... it's either lazy, or stupid, or both. In BVS, super hearing comes off as contrived, especially because, as you mention, he seemingly "can't" use the very same ability to resolve _another_ high-stakes dilemma involving a woman he loves. And we don't know or understand why... unless we read it once in a comic book.

[@zhengyingli]

@@daedalus_20v "It's not an established ability in the movies (well now it is, sort of?)." It was established in Man of Steel twice. "She screams, he hears her from across town, he flies over, only to realize she was just startled by a spider or something." A spider wouldn't have make Lois scream like she did when Lex pushed off of a skycraper. "In BVS, super hearing comes off as contrived, especially because, as you mention, he seemingly "can't" use the very same ability to resolve another high-stakes dilemma involving a woman he loves." Was Martha screaming at the top of her lungs at any point of her capture? Were there gun shots? No. I don't see how it's difficult to understand.

[@anubusx]

As a wheelchair user myself, i found the exploding wheelchair really funny.

[@Local_commentor]

Savage

[@MultiAlpha11]

You should check out the movie Steel that Ralph reviewed in DC movies part 2. It has a wheelchair superhero that shoots fucking lasers in it. And Shaq.

[@LogicKidroy]

Wheely Funny. Unlike me.

[@alphalax7747]

When did this happen

[@fuzzydunlop7928]

In a suicidal, wish-fulfillment kinda way, no doubt.

[@The1uptriforce]

The guy who Plays Lex should have been the Riddler.

[@mikeehrmantraut1899]

The 1-Up_Triforce wish we had the old Lex back the other one is perfect

[@pandacakes6613]

Yeah seriously Lex Luther is the last villain I'd have Jessie Eisienburg play.

[@lightninghood7876]

Jesse Eisenberg was originally assigned to play a Jimmy but when they heard his performance they were like this is what the most smartest man would say

[@dickcheesemcgee6978]

Nah Neil Patrick Harris all the way

[@JeanMarceaux]

I still say that Willem Dafoe should play the Joker, but here we are.

[@DASH22]

I like the fact that he actually had to download this gay porn for his video lmao

[@KonEl-BlackZero]

Thats dedication

[@theemeraldblonde218]

DASH he had to watch it to get the right clips

[@sonyreichsinquisitor]

DASH :_:

[@theartistswiththeglasses3946]

maybe he's into that stuff and just thought it would work in the review. Maybe he has a terrible problem

[@jesusramirezromo2037]

Maybe he loked it xd

[@matthewc5747]

I loved batman vs superman, cause of how well they connect this fictional world to the majesty that is Turkish airlines. Also the Martha scene was the best thing ever.

[@diobrando9324]

Im confused with this comment and it scares me

[@godofwar234regi5]

@@diobrando9324 'Think he was bein' sarcastic.

[@yasssqueen2064]

Dio Brando heh..........wRyYYYyYyYYyyYy

[@christophergrant5280]

You are a f****** idiot she likes Morris machine douchebag

[@igamingmp1526]

Mario has more character development than this movie.

[@KookiesNolly]

Mamma Mia! It's Me-yamoto 😆

[@dradra2day]

stfu

[@rocketgroot4311]

dradra2day Sorry If the truth hurts.

[@bigbadbraxien6081]

Igaming MP1 that's not a good comparison it's closer to angry birds

[@bradydavis5791]

dradra2day Why should he?

[@cheezemonkeyeater]

Did Zack Snyder really devote time in an interview to personally promote some random ass airline company as if that's what we all went to the movie to see?

[@beezy5628]

To be honest I don’t know

[@IZAAK-ZK]

Isn’t it?

[@annnee6818]

cheezemonkeyeater lol

[@Marshmallow_Trees]

Well...I guess, if he was being paid specifically to promote the airline, that would be a time to do it.

[@pittland44]

They should have had Batman brand people with the Turkish Airlines logo, it would have made almost as much sense as him branding people with the bat symbol and would have added to their product placement revenue.

[@comicbook325]

the short porn scene shown in this review was better than the entirety of BVS

[@Wade_Fucking_Wilson]

So... GAYYYY?

[@anameidontknow1134]

ᏔᎪᎠᎬ FᏌᏟᏦᎥᏁᏩ Ꮃ ᎥᏞᎦ Ꮎ Ꮑ Homophobic

[@villager182testificate9]

Alistair Davies that porn was gross af

[@handsomebrick]

It's the only scene that was decently shot and had any kind of clear point.

[@Wade_Fucking_Wilson]

a name I don't know Being a homophobe is better than sucking dicks ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@SpardasTechReviews]

Batman: tbis was supposed to be an easy fight. Superman: BUT IT WASN'T AN EASY FIGHT THEY GOT MOM

[@diobrando9324]

Ha haaaa

[@Galvatronover]

They got T

[@Galvatronover]

They got M

[@nemanjajovanov]

My name's Martha Clark, Mystery Diners.

[@noahmeserve4720]

What the fuck is ralph's fanbase

[@turkishairlines2596]

This movie was an absolute masterpiece.

[@Callzter]

Turkish Airlines Underrated comment.

[@willow1wisp]

Turkish Airlines Meh, not enough Turkish Airlines.

[@Ghostface00007]

For dc devoted cultists

[@acomicfan7820]

Turkish Airlines The Movie is okay

[@turkishairlines2596]

I'm starting to wonder whether or not everyone gets the actual joke.

[@gfawkes9568]

zack snyders logic is over 9000- basically, if i shoot a man with a gun, its not my fault, its the gun's fault. wtf

[@icecreamhero2375]

This reminds me of American Dad

[@TheExFatal]

He just saw the final fight from Batman Begins and thought "Ooh, I want that!", but fucked everything up

[@roycastanon5754]

san batman never shoots anybody

[@ryanluther5785]

DayTripper Except when he does. Granted, it was a dream, but still...

[@I_am_a_cat_]

Sounds like standard liberal logic

[@TheDictismiT]

You are all getting the Martha scene wrong.. When Superman says "save.. Martha" and he finds out he has a mom, that is the FIRST time Batman sees anything remotely HUMAN in superman, it is not about their moms having the same name, it is about batman understanding that superman is inherently "human"

[@goliath6711]

Hold on. If it's not about them having the same name, then why did Batman freak out after hearing it? He would have had the exact same reaction if Superman said "save my mother"?

[@TheDictismiT]

goliath6711 because he sees superman as a human, not an alien invader. Literally stated that above^

[@TheDictismiT]

***** why does that not make sense?

[@ralphthemoviemaker]

The problem with the scene is that it's really stupid.

[@TheFilmReviewerersOfficial]

you could've done this scene incredibly different and brilliantly and it would have the same outcome. Their mother's names don't have to be the same.

[@nateofnathan8297]

Ralph: I’ve never seen such a random movie in my life. Love on a leash: hold my beer

[@murciadoxial8056]

Don't you mean... *H O L D M Y L E A S H* ?

[@zephyrian1006]

@@murciadoxial8056 Kinky.

[@sirpoopsalot420]

@@zephyrian1006 the clown

[@bringbackcaramel2302]

Coming Summer 2018: *Aquaman vs Spiderman: Evening of Injustice* Brought to you by: Ryanair Sponsored by: SAS Providing advertisement for: Aeroflot Returning Sponsor: Turkish Airlines

[@alistair4909]

and bad 70s porn music *barf* I still can't believe what I just saw just wtf?!

[@tony-wt1wq]

Coming Fall 2018: *Kiteman vs Iron Man: Somewhat almost Midnight but not yet so i guess twilight of justice* Brought to you by: Turkish Airlines Sponsored by: TURKISH AIRLINES Providing advertisement for: *TURKISH AIRLINES* Returning Sponsor: *T U R K I S H A I R L I N E S*

[@jtrtr3813]

Leumaleeh make it aquaman vs kiteman

[@baab4229]

Flyman vs Cowman vs Ponyman: Night of weed Brought to you by: Snoop Dog Sponsored by: WeedEx Already owned by: Turkish Airlines

[@SmileytheSmile]

*throws money at the screen* YEAH! *continues throwing money at the screen*

[@autumn4514]

The thing I hate most about Lex in this movie is that they wrote him as the joker. Lex is supposed to be brilliant, calm and collected. This lex is just fucking nuts, it doesn't work.

[@kalebkelley2471]

The Mystery Box When I saw the trailer I thought" Oh they are doing another one with the Joker"

[@DHCVoLt]

The Mystery Box lol dude read some of Superman's first appearances. Lex originated as a red haired mad scientist hell bent on killing Superman... modern comics aren't the only comics buddy

[@autumn4514]

DHC VoLt And that makes him a good character all of a sudden. He has no motive. He has no anything. He's barely even a fucking scientist. He's poorly written whether he's maybe a little based off of comics from what, the 50s? Don't tell me you think he's a good villain.

[@DHCVoLt]

if you didn't understand his motive then you werent paying attention I guess. Lex made nods to God many times throughout the movie, also referring to Superman as god. so we are left to assume he comes from a Christian home, now cut to the helipad scene Lex says and i quote "God was never there to save me from daddy's fist and abominations, no" so it's kind of cut and dry. Lex was raised in a Christian yet abusive home and the quote directly states he believed it was God's responsibility to save him from the abuse, but it never happened, and now that Superman shows up, Lex sees him as God, and he sees it as his chance to get revenge on god for never saving him from "daddy's fists and abominations". maybe don't text throughout the movie and you could understand the plot. I'm not even saying the entire movie was good, but Lex was handled just fine. watch the movie again if you don't believe me

[@autumn4514]

DHC VoLt Okay, so he has a shit motive. What was the point of Batman in this entire thing, in his plan? If he thinks Superman is a god, playing into the ham fisted idea that Superman is Jesus because he's a savior, why pit him against a petty powerless human? If his goal is to defeat superman, why not just start with doomsday, a being built to destroy superman. Oh, right, because Doomsday (who comes with some plot holes of his own) would destroy his city, including his company (which follows with all of his wealth and power) and then ending with him in prison for starting this entire thing, leaving him stuck in a prison with nothing left and ultimately nothing achieved. "Oh you're just too stupid to understand" well when you think about it for more than half a second, his entire plan is pointlessly convoluted and doesn't actually accomplish anything except set him back. If superman wins the doomsday fight, superman lives on meaning he did not succeed his goal. If doomsday won, everyone else dies anyways. He either knew batman couldn't do shit and was just distracting superman, or he was even more retarded. And distracting him wouldn't really do anything, since if he killed his mother or Lois, Superman would do the exact thing Lex is trying to prevent. Can you stop acting like this is even a competent movie?

[@dogthebountyhunter8504]

0/10 not enough Charles styles

[@bazinga743]

Bob Saget ITSS STILES ARARARRARRRRRHRHRHRH

[@villager182testificate9]

Bob Saget i'd rate 6.5/10 theatrical 8.5/10 ultimate

[@thfreakin]

Bob Saget im from a company called mystery diners

[@BlastingBigLoads2]

Ralph vs Stiles dawn of DANGIT

[@madcircle7311]

yes we need imaginary negative no

[@BubblegumCrash332]

The gay orgy was really inventive and well framed. Oh and that acting

[@aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh6693]

Idk, the part where Superman called his mother after batman penetrating him was awkward

[@kettlynealysee]

@@aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh6693 True

[@tntnuke659]

I think this movie deserves a TurkishAirline/10

[@acomicfan7820]

TNTNuke 5/10 Theatrical 7/10 Ultimate

[@godisdeadandimheretorule4580]

That gay porno scene. This is why we love you Ralph.

[@rg-mf1pg]

But We dont love ralph

[@Ok-eg8dg]

@@rg-mf1pg the youtuber we need, but not the one we deserve

[@bombabombom3603]

He dies inside so you don't have to.

[@coriohttv]

I legit thought the gayporn bit was part of the movie for a bit there (wishful thinking probably, but honestly the movie would make more sense with it.)

[@drakkenmensch]

Fun fact: the Justice League gay porn parody is a better Justice League movie than the WB version.

[@codythompson9973]

I love how the instant they save the hostages, Batman just starts sucking off Superman in front of all of them. It is really funny to me. Imagine if two dudes rescued you from a prison and just started sucking each other off. It would be so confusing and disgusting lol

[@charleynewman5057]

That's the real reason they were so angry with each other, sexual tension.

[@anikmonette2140]

SqueeXdee I honestly cracked up at that part... But I'd think Superman and Batman would be more rough with each other! You know, tough love? 😆

[@grimtheghastly8878]

SqueeXdee lol same

[@HailSatanLLC]

I once heard a DC fanboy say: "The only reason you don't like this movie is because you don't know what good writing is. And you can't appreciate a realistic story." Cue Wonder Women brandishing a magical whip to tie up a world destroying monster. That's like if you were watching Season 2 of Breaking Bad but then Godzilla showed up.

[@diggorydies8198]

They say this because it's an easy criticism. You don't have to defend and come up with reasons why your movie is good. Just say that the problem lies in the people who can't understand the masterpiece it is. Or maybe that you just like MCU jokes for 5 year olds. It's a good defense mechanism.

[@person-du8dj]

any other jokes they said?

[@guspeixoto7740]

Karina McDaniels is it the Toxic Fandom guy you covered?

[@vivir339]

And it’s the laziest argument anyone could make. Nobody hates the Nolan trilogy bc it was “too realistic”. These people think this movie is on the same level bc it has Jesse Eisenburg talk about God for 2 hrs, which apparently makes this movie smOrT.

[@herloss448]

first of all dont insult us DC fans like that .snyder simps arent DC fans

[@mmiles257]

I love how the Lego Batman movie makes fun of this pile of trash.

[@Chris-mr5nj]

the thing is the lego batman movie has a better plot to

[@rockkid1412]

It's about cooperation and friendship, right?

[@heatheranderson4204]

M&Miles The Lego Batman Movie made fun of Suicide Squad too. I honestly love the Lego Batman movie way more than I should lol.

[@teetee1640]

Lego Batman was so good and I keep telling everyone to watch it lol

[@rike94]

The Slick Android What about Wonder Woman? And Logan?

[@SJ9001]

If I've... well... "understood" the Lois Lane subplot correctly, Lex Luthor sold arms to terrorists just to send Lois Lane on a needlessly-complicated wild goose chase, calculating she'll eventually work out that he's responsible, _just so_ she'll confront him so he can push her off a building, _just so_ Superman will be lured to the area to save her, _just so_ Lex can engineer a fight between Batman and Superman. ... Did I miss something or is that how it looked in the script?

[@jonathanstarsmoure5791]

No, the subplot was the whole plot, gone wrong. Lex wanted to frame Superman, jumping on the opportunity that Lois was going to africa, but then it back fired, Lois was too persistent and uncovered his plans. Also Superman never bought into getting rid of Batman, and Batman wasn't as quick to act(at first). So he had to change plans, get rid of loose ends(Court scene) because of the leaning danger that is Lois Lane, and make it seem like Superman is behind it, or at least to Batman's eyes, more collateral.

[@brettpgh3312]

Don't forget, genius Lex Luthor used special bullets that could be traced directly back to him. Instead of regular bullets. Which couldn't be traced. They used Lexcorps bullets. For no reason. None.

[@jonathanstarsmoure5791]

Brett PGH tell me what happens to lead when exposed to heat?

[@josebrumbo]

You know it's sad when a KZbin video is more entertaining than the movie that video is reviewing

[@stopthephilosophicalzombie9017]

Theater ticket sales are at their lowest point in 24 years. Hollywood is failing. KZbin and low-budget, high quality films, analysis, and tv are making a comeback.

[@Oldschool1943]

WHAT?

[@aliramirezruiz3481]

Yes, this critic was way deeper and much more entertaining than the movie itself!

[@anikmonette2140]

Ali Ramirez Ruiz And you can tell they actually tried to be deep, but they failed so hard... Actually I'm sad about it, I didn't expected a masterpiece going in but boy was I disappointed! The attempt at philosophy made me want to bash my head on the counter, and the film was so underwhelming! Don't get me wrong, the film is visually good, but then you have doomsday and that fifth dream sequence were a bat like monster appears and... Wow, I did laugh out loud at that scene! Music's not bad, not very memorable but hey the movie have a nice score!

[@Drogas3653]

The Triggerati marvel just changed that with infinity war 😉 but seriously, allot of shitty movies have been coming out lately

[@thecinephilefish9465]

Batman being mad at Superman from his dream is like your girlfriend being mad at you because you cheated on her in her dream

[@ObitoUchihaisgay]

Jesse Eisenberg tried to be Heath Ledger lol

[@aarongeoghegan2161]

Krabbenwulst lmfao

[@codybarlik4524]

I remember watching this movie and thinking “does Jesse eisenberg think he’s supposed to be the joker??”

[@duartevader2101]

The thing is... Lex Luthor is not The Joker.

[@albertthepeacock8020]

Except that isn't the case. If you read Superman:Birthright (which Lex in BvS takes inspiration from) Lex in that comic was a deranged narcissistic know it all who was to smart for regular people and they lashed out at him which made him evil and knowing a foreign being like Superman who people can automatically accept made it worse so of course he'd try and prove he was better than Superman by setting up an elaborate plan that would work. A traditional Lex Luthor wouldn't work because in the DCEU a traditional Lex would be money hungry and would be a discount Steve Jobs a proper DCEU Lex Luthor would work if he was trying to defame Superman by making him look bad and prove he is superior I hope this clears things up

[@sanatoriumnugget6598]

At least he didn’t “I’m an idea” or have damaged tattooed on his forehead

[@GAL0ISGIRL]

The fact that some people think this is one of the greatest superhero movies of all time (and some even say one of the greatest movies of all time) makes me want to vomit.

[@fisher3317]

Brixster Tell me about it, DCEU fanboys are like the Donald Trump supporters of cinema. Both are amazing in their levels of denial.

[@PeterGriffin11]

Its just their opinion.

[@suvajitchoudhury1707]

it's those hack snyder bots !

[@umphreak9999]

And the fact they brush off any valid criticism with a "you just don't understand it" or offer up a diatribe of implied nonsense that's never explained in the actual movie. Mostly because Hack Snyder basically adopted every fan "theory" (justification) he could glom on to on order to fix his script full of gaping plot holes and inconsistent characterization

[@MM-hk4pb]

Fisher 33 just as there are DC fanboys there are marvel fanboys. Don’t act like the same thing doesn’t happen in both sides. The film is not one of the greatest superhero movies not even close but it’s not garbage as Ralph says.

[@6dark6alex6]

tbh I think Zach Snyder just thinks of things that look cool and puts them in a movie, then loosely ties a narrative around them

[@KookiesNolly]

exactly

[@thestutteringspartan5155]

So Zach Snyder is Michael Bay?

[@KookiesNolly]

TheStutteringSpartan snyder is Bay pretending to be Nolan

[@RoyalFlush270]

You _think?_

[@bobbybuilder69]

36:47 Damn Ralph, you really predicted Aquaman in 2016. I'm proud of you.

[@lordoffrogs6786]

The most EPIC movie of all time

[@DaVeganZombie]

The Worst Human in Existence no.

[@lordoffrogs6786]

@@DaVeganZombie Did you not realise I was joking

[@spider-manunknown9193]

It was a good movie

[@Hanfgurkenhasser]

@@spider-manunknown9193 No, it wasn't.

[@The_VanDal]

okay that gay porn part killed me

[@ThatOneShyguyCartoons]

Lol, enjoyed this video WAY more than the movie.

[@BigLobster44]

ThatOneShyguy Same here

[@blinksone2768]

It indicates that your IQ level is below the average.

[@swagmaster2276]

ThatOneShyguy hey, i

[@asare240]

Sone Hun *tips fedora*

[@thewordoflynx8095]

ThatOneShyguy fuck you ,this movie was awesome

[@dogquin1001]

I feel back for Ralph, he have to sit through this movie multiple time. I'm surprised he isn't dead.

[@dogquin1001]

*bad*. Kms apples auto correct system sucks

[@brandoncoleman3769]

+Peace Eagle 😂

[@wetdirtybandit3527]

its not that bad

[@mrkings2535]

it's just a ducking movie

[@mrkings2535]

ducking*

[@dubiousdeliquite6641]

"Batman v superman would be 10 times better with the directors cut!" -Directors cut adds virtually nothing "Justice league will be way better with the directors cut!" ... you guys dont learn, do you?

[@gregoriomassa8529]

The snyder fans are like the belivers

[@justfuckingwhy]

"Directors cut adds virtually nothing" What about the gay sex scene between Batman, Superman and some sex slaves?

[@luallual8180]

Well at least this time the directors cut will be super different. I dont think it's will be good but it won't be the same. At least i hope

[@luallual8180]

@DamageIncM the new suicide squad is a sequel I think

[@DynestiGTI]

You and I both know you didn't want to like it in the first place.

[@svenkampen1647]

20:08 Only gay kiss in superhero movies ever.

[@hoseaaldri1265]

Well spotted my friend

[@tomatoflight]

DID YOU JUST ASSUME THEIR GENDER?

[@speedvarney]

In the shittiest superhero movie ever

[@crescentmoon3764]

eating raw faces is my least favorite thing to do. The old fantastic four movies where better than this shit.

[@mevolander8478]

Dead Memes do you mean feaces

[@johnsinth8261]

*wearing shoes ... *Steps into bath

[@megavidaeos]

Jesse Eisenberg isn't a bad actor, he was just poorly casted in this movie.

[@RyanDaly]

MegavidÆos I agree bad lex Luther could have been a good Riddler.

[@tintillor]

And poorly directed and scripted. He was clearly playing the joker not Lex Luthor.

[@jhojanezf]

Martín Roldan You gotta make it edgy for the kids

[@samgreenwell4672]

MegavidÆos MARK ZUCKERBURG!

[@thomasrapach7438]

Low rent Michael Cera

[@rosestar1324]

Zack's reason for why Batman "technicall" didn't kill sounds like what people say about Saw and how " the traps are killing them".

[@maxshabazz1543]

😂😂😂😂

[@justifano7046]

8:15. To be fair. Henry Cavill (superman) walked through NY in a superman shirt and no one recognized him

[@justifano7046]

@WiiManElite lol yeah. Only like 1 or 2 people approached him, but they asked for directions

[@sorryifoldcomment8596]

Um...is Henry Cavill as famous as fucking SUPERMAN is in the DC universe??

[@Aria_Athena]

He was probably wearing glasses.

[@soham.banerjee]

@@Aria_Athena underrated comment

[@Joseph-sg3jz]

Cause he's a shitty superman

[@brighambentley]

Hey here's a plot hole: if Wonder Woman could chop off doomsday's hand, why did they need the spear?

[@wetdirtybandit3527]

it would have grown back

[@amoniacosodio8285]

+Thomas Grayson what if the just chop his head

[@wetdirtybandit3527]

amoniaco sodio would have grown back

[@amoniacosodio8285]

+Thomas Grayson as a spear or head?

[@wetdirtybandit3527]

amoniaco sodio head prob

[@MagicalKittyLen]

The problem is that DC takes itself way too fucking seriously

[@noire1706]

Katrina Tilinapia I like that

[@EduardoValadez3]

Katrina Tilinapia naw, cuz they could take themselves seriously and make a good movie, but they don't

[@smelliotflowersthe9893]

Katrina Tilinapia they're not even taking them self seriously. They are just rushing to make people happy and yes some people are happy from what they made but more people hate it like this movie and suicide squad

[@IndecisiveJR]

xDark Star117x There has to be a balance though. You need the light moments to make the dark moments matter and vice versa. Dark knight even had some great humor here and there throughout the movie and actually allowed the characters in that movie to have fun, go on dates, and just have a conversation that didn't revolve around the world ending. Comics are serious but they are fun as well. There are comics like dark knight returns but there are also comics like squirrel girl and Howard the duck. Superman once even went on a double date with spiderman. So being dark in a comic book movie isn't a problem there has to be a balance though

[@uncreations286]

It's not that the tone is dark, it's that Goyer can't write, Zack Snyder can't direct, and the movie is an unfocused mess

[@the_venomous_viper1234]

The whole premise of this movie is just fucked - they put a detective vigilante against - for all intents and purposes - a literal God. No reason to fight in the first place, and no reason for Batman not to be a cloud of atoms an eyeblink after Superman decides to fight.

[@zhengyingli]

The movie spoon-fed both the reason for the characters to fight and why Batman didn't turn into mist.

[@Ajaws]

@@zhengyingli Batman is the worlds greatest detective and he couldn’t even figure out that Lex was behind it. This movie is retarded

[@Galvatronover]

@@zhengyingli yeah right Superman is a literal god and Batman is just a smart detective in a suit

[@leem2849]

twenty one pilots ❤️

[@Ajaws]

@@leem2849 what?

[@nothanks8387]

You added the gay porno of batman vs superman... I love this channel

[@baronofbahlingen9662]

plzb0ss That is my favourite scene in the movie, I know I'm buying the director's cut now.

[@michaelm.2736]

Superman is more brooding than Batman; that ain't right. Batman is supposed to be the dark vision of justice and vigilantism while Superman is the bright vision; darken Superman's origins if you want, but when you make the character have a depressing mood about them, it makes the audience more depressed and bored when they are on. If the character's essence is set up to be dark in past versions, like Batman, then the audience knows how to feel about them. But when a character like Superman (in that they are kind and hopeful in spite of their dark past) is drawn out in a different view to be darker and depressing than the past versions to a higher extreme than what most people would dare to do, then the audience is mostly confused as to how they will feel about this version, and see the character as a whole in a dimmer light. Maybe that's why people really seemed to like Man of Steel, because while it was dark, it was the start of Superman's journey; he's inexperienced, and him going through the darkest times and getting through them sets him up to become the more bright and hopeful Superman we know, because nothing can get darker for him at that point, so he can look forward to the future. That is until DC decides to make more $$$ by making what fans have wanted for years and fucking it up.

[@zhengyingli]

Brooding and depressing don't automatically equal dark. Batman's not brooding in BvS because he spent most of the movie being comfortable with the idea of murdering Superman. Superman only broods because he has a much higher moral fiber than everyone in the movie. As far as Man of Steel setting Superman up to be brighter in the future, we've actually seen him lighten up a great deal from the moment he met Jor-El to the moment Wallace Keefe vandalize the monument dedicated to Superman. It's not as if Superman's consistently brooding and depressed.

[@michaelm.2736]

zhengyingli Eh, fair point. Supes isn't always brooding all the time in the movie (although truth be told I was so fucking bored there was almost definitely some shit I missed), and it isn't that long after MoS (again, I don't remember exactly, but from what I remember, it can't be very long afterwards), so while he's still moody, he's definitely lightening up pretty fast. I also might have misworded what I meant, because it's fairly easy to interchange 'dark,' 'brooding' and 'depressing' when talking about tones in movies.

[@zhengyingli]

Michael Mamalygo I actually sympathize because I've always wanted a MoS sequel that took place during the 18 month honey moon period that BvS alluded to where no-one doubted Superman's heroics. If that film had been made before BvS, Superman's plunge towards the darkest moment of his life in BvS would've had more impact, I'd imagine, despite the fact I enjoyed BvS regardless.

[@danielb.7536]

My names Zach Snyder I'm with a company called Turkish Airlines.

[@HE13272326]

Daniel B. 3 cameras have been set up in the cockpit. 4 cameras have been set up in the toilets. 2 cameras have been set up in the bar.

[@finalizarproceso]

Hey Zac-- ZACKSNYDERTURKISHAIRLINES

[@charlesstiles5499]

Charles Stiles, Mystery Diners.

[@amara_the_god2145]

Charles Stiles It’s Charles Stiles!

[@reidheidler5138]

It's Charles Stiles, Mystery Diners!

[@Azrielfiend]

Charles Stiles, it's Charles Stiles!

[@rinzler1801]

Charles Stiles, Mystery Diners

[@omnipotentazathoth5215]

Release the drone To find out who cheated on the cheesy's challenge

[@Gambit08]

You're getting the car chase scene all wrong. Batman doesn't see anything remotely human about those criminals because their mothers are not named Martha. It isn't about the fact that Batman kills two people who may have had mothers, it's about how because their Mother's names aren't Martha they aren't human and are obviously robots. What's with all you Marvel fanboys hating/nitpicking/general critiquing?!!

[@ineseopmane1658]

Gambit08 lmfao

[@richedobor5659]

Did you just assumed that all of us and ralph were Marvel fanboys? Your a moron.

[@gudboah4688]

Rich edebor Dude it was a joke.

[@Gambit08]

Rich edebor *you’re

[@twitchverbiage4638]

Lmao What a joke

[@tls3217]

Charles Styles VS Turkish Airlines: Dawn of Dirt Meister

[@DeathlyBioShock]

Jessie honestly should've been the Riddler in a Batman movie. He would've been awesome.

[@anth6601]

Exactly this, Lex is a cunning, silent man who doesn't give away his intentions, emotions and backstory on the fly, he's a ruthless businessman who doesn't see this as a game as the Riddler who can act silly but still have a trick up his sleeve near the end. And besides, it's the Riddler's thing for knowing secrets and how to use secrets against people, even the Arkham game series used "the Riddler can blackmail people with attained knowledge" ploy

[@DeathlyBioShock]

Anth Also, Lex is most of the time bald so i have no clue why he's got a full head of hair for most of the movie.

[@IndecisiveJR]

DeathlyBioShock he'd be better as mad hatter.

[@DeathlyBioShock]

J- Rich No. Riddler is perfect for a DC movie.

[@IndecisiveJR]

DeathlyBioShock you know mad hatter is a batman villain right?

[@fatcat8088]

One of the kids in my Ipads class based his final project on batman v superman, called batfish v superfish. It was 6 minutes long and probably worth 10 times more than every single DC movie combined.

[@lilpilatesvevo4493]

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[@clingclanglarry3327]

Zack Snyder looks like he's just constantly looking at the sun

[@charleynewman5057]

Holy shit, that's exactly what he looks like. Though, that's pretty unlikely because he clearly spends his whole life in Gym's and tattoo parlors.

[@MultiAlpha11]

Because he sees god. The light of Turkish Airlines shines on us all

[@alphatrion4365]

Yeah he had the sneeze face

[@tskwared667]

Holy fuck the interview with him explaining how Batman "killed by proxy" actually made me mad, and not because I care that much about how the character is portrayed, but because that was one of the most idiotic string of sentences I've ever heard

[@caparisplato4536]

tskwared667 LMAOOOOOOO

[@grantmorgan5180]

tskwared667 That's hair how Zack Snyder speaks. He's like the most awkward and introverted geek stereotype there is, and that's coming from a guy who builds Gundam plastic models. Zack just needs to be a cinematographer at most. They need to keep him out of the director's chair.

[@matman000000]

I could actually respect his decision if he was committed to it. Hell, even saying he just wanted to see Batman rip and tear so viciously even Charles Bronson would look away would've been better than that illogical bullshit he said. He tries to hide stupid decisions behind nonsensical and pretentious explanations instead of being honest, it's the same thing with the Turkish Airlines.

[@onemansopinion1541]

tskwared667 he's just awkward

[@CarlSlime]

He looks like the bullshit he's spewing is physically hurting him.

[@Spudcore]

How does the plot and character development of the B v S director's cut compare to the gay porn version? I imagine the character's motivations are clear in the gay porn, at least. The costumes look pretty good too.

[@kurtswech8456]

Zack Snyder so badly wants to be Christopher Nolan

[@Ajaws]

He’s basically Micheal bay trying to be Christopher Nolan

[@wxlfie3821]

i mean nolan wanted him to start the DCEU

[@zenituragaming5043]

@@wxlfie3821 and that's exactly the problem with the DCEU even after a decade it's still reliant on Nolan you don't go to ask Nolan to get a director to direct a superman film

[@ThDragoomba]

@@Ajaws couldn't have said it better

[@imtoddhowardandimadeskyrim6553]

@@Ajaws not Micheal, unlike him he can actually make good action scenes