Batman v Superman - ralphthemoviemaker

[@nurse425]

Lois was out in the middle east trying to discover the secret of a mysterious Iraqi food cart.

[@bruce000000070000000]

AN IRAQI FOOD CART? IN THE MIDDLE OF PORTLAND, OREGON?

[@void_4871]

TheTarantuRoach 136 cameras have been located in the Iraqi food courts

[@CarlosAugusto-rv6op]

Agent Venom d a n g i t

[@CarlosAugusto-rv6op]

R E L E A S E T H E D R O N E

[@void_4871]

John's Father 123 cameras have been located in the dining room

[@Superunknown190]

For me, the porn scene is so much funnier when you realize Ralph had to sit there and edit it for quite some time.

[@royalblanket]

And he enjoyed every second

[@DrRAZI99]

Are they his friends ?

[@kettlynealysee]

@@royalblanket Nah he's straight, trust me

[@abbydabby9112]

@@royalblanket well, he mentioned where he'd gladly stick the tracker. Ralph is bi, can't convince me otherwise

[@atomcraft4067]

What porn scene?

[@CapnJigglypuff]

How I want the new Godzilla vs. King Kong to end: Godzilla: "Mothra... You have to save... Mothra..." King Kong: "HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT NAME!!"

[@diegogonzalez5273]

Daniel Kniffin 👍

[@midnightshawarmallama4012]

Daniel Kniffin King Kong: Skull Island plot leaked

[@KonEl-BlackZero]

OMG LOL

[@mayito4522]

You were never a King..... You were never even a Kong.

[@notagonist6486]

Daniel Kniffin yes...

[@tomcruise0901]

Jesse Eisenberg sounds like he forgot who he was playing so he just decided to be the riddler

[@starkravingmad31]

There's a rumor that the character was originally supposed to be Alexander Luthor (thus all the references to "my father" in the first half of the movie) but they reversed it and just made him "Lex" in the end. If he was actually a different character, I think his personification could've worked. The script is still dumb, but I'm not going to put that on Eisenberg.

[@clanofclams2720]

Man he might've made a good Riddler

[@nemanjajovanov]

He's a new DC villain called the Toddler.

[@thebusboy3635]

No he just acted like Joker's autistic brother with ASSBERGERS

[@KaladinVegapunk]

Haha it's soo cringey And we know he, affleck and especially after Witcher and fallout Cavill as well, can all act well The direction is just Lucas levels of bad Idk what happened to Snyder, 300 was awesome hahaha maybe because it was just fun action shlock and wasn't up it's own ass with trying to be Nolan

[@Tranorix]

This is the first review I've seen that pointed out how Batman is supposed to be smart, not an emotional, reckless idiot. Thank you.

[@zhengyingli]

Tranorix Except that Batman has become emotionally unstable on numerous occasions in the past including after Jason Todd's death in A Death in the Family. If past versions of Batman can have metal breakdowns, why not in BvS?

[@Tranorix]

At almost no point in the story do Batman's decisions make sense. He's broken down from the start, and continually made to look stupid, which is just a bafflingly misguided way to introduce a character who's always supposed to be a step ahead. It's not that Batman can't ever be emotional; it's that so far we've ONLY seen this Batman be emotional, making ridiculous decisions based on dreams and laughably bad evidence. Certain core attributes about these characters shouldn't change. Batman is the World's Greatest Detective; he should act like it.

[@zhengyingli]

Tranorix Isn't that the point of the entire movie? Bruce was repeatedly being called out by Alfred for being irrational throughout most of the movie. Batman's not supposed be irrational, and yet it has happened many times in the past where he screws up majority like the example I brought up. Batman's not 100% immune to the very same trappings that makes him and us human, no matter how mentally well-trained he is.

[@Tranorix]

I understand how that kind of movie might be compelling; I just don't think it was well-executed in BvS. Batman doesn't do anything impressive in this movie except a rescue that would've made much more sense for Superman to handle. There's no reason to like him. A past tragedy that is only alluded to -- the death of a character we've never met in this universe -- just isn't enough to create that emotional connection. Batman needs to establish himself as a hero first before we start deconstructing hero tropes with his character. This shit ain't Watchmen.

[@Tranorix]

But yes, I will say that Alfred was one of the only things about this movie I enjoyed.

[@Somethingnapalm]

Lex Luthor "I hate Superman because no one should be that powerful." Also Lex Luthor "I'm going to make an uncontrollable monster just as strong as Superman." Fucking Bowser is a more logically consistent villain, and he fucking go-karts with his nemesis on weekends.

[@zhengyingli]

Somethingsomethingnapalm Wrong. Lex specifically said Superman, as a the embodiment of God, can't be all good if he's all powerful and vice-versa, therefore him creating Doomsday, which he called "the devil", does not contradict his thinking.

[@jal7852]

zhengyingli That doesn't even make sense.

[@zhengyingli]

jal7852 Misotheists projecting Godhood unto a person rarely do.

[@zhengyingli]

Super Mutant Sam and Mas He wants Superman dead to show the world that he's not all powerful. The rooftop scene basically revealed this.

[@bigbadbraxien6081]

zhengyingli it's shit

[@SneakyB4st3rd]

That gay porn bit had me fucking rolling

[@jakearrow8047]

That was a little too much

[@Corrupted]

It actually took me way too long to realize that.. out of place scene wasnt actually in the movie, I was just wondering why the lighting was so bad.. wow me

[@garsifeld4510]

Bruh

[@AhmedDaYoutuber]

Same bro 😂

[@neo-didact9285]

I remember that scene playing in the theaters. I'm pretty sure Zack Snyder put that scene in there.

[@axonn9447]

ah guter youtuber den du da schaust, rupty :D

[@user-uk6lf1qp4c]

Same here mate

[@kell2883]

Ah yes, Turkish Airlines. The most critical part of the DC universe lore. Only REAL fans would understand that

[@freebirdallen]

I don't understand?

[@razarryan2465]

@@freebirdallen it's a joke

[@freebirdallen]

Sarcasm? I get it now! Thanks @Razar Ryan

[@JaydevRaol]

😅

[@webheadgabe1177]

Truly a pivotal part of Snyder’s vision

[@frankegordon326]

To be honest that extra scene was pretty interesting. I thought the Batman superman romantic subplot was pretty neat

[@TitaniumXHero]

johnathon something nothing I agree as they unleashed their animosities on each other through vitriolic passion. They love each other through hate.

[@ronniejdio9411]

It was backwards supes would bottom

[@robertrodriguez1964]

Still a better love story than Twilight.

[@ronniejdio9411]

@@robertrodriguez1964 boom

[@dylanf3108]

Hero Batman and Superman are tsunderes

[@NEBLEEKS]

They make this Batman look so mentally weak. Killing people, hating Superman, getting emo over a letter, getting outsmarted by the Facebook guy. Batman's greatest strength is his mind.

They make Batman look like a bitch. As a comic fan I can truly identify this movie is shit.

[@NEBLEEKS]

He wakes up and grabs a glass of wine. WTF

[@tricko8000]

I still can't believe the Snyder cult thinks this movie is “too deep for our little minds” and a misunderstood masterpiece. This is easily one of the worst movies of all time.

[@Mamamiawhataspicymeat-a-ball]

@@tricko8000 FUCKIN THANK YOU- :D

[@omegacatdestroyer5634]

@@tricko8000 ikr i just went there and there was this massive snyder army attacking everyone who thought bvs was bad and said they were too dumb to get it.

[@reecesdippedpretzels1514]

If this movie had Jamie Foxx it would be called “Urkish Airlines” cause they got T

[@judeslater4981]

Baman vs Superman: Dawn of Jusice

[@capncook2006]

Underraed commen

[@vizigotostrogoteheheheh]

WELL IT AIN'T NO EASY GRAB THEY GOT T

[@twodumbcats390]

Slow clap. God damn I'm ripped as hell and I nearly died at this one.

[@thecoach3577]

Your comment didn’t get enough likes

[@theemeraldblonde218]

Oh my god. How can they portray Lex Luthor like he's the fucking Joker? Lex is meant to be a gentleman villain who never gets his own hands dirty until he's backed into a corner. He's meant to be classy and tasteful and we have fucking this.

[@UbinTimor]

to be fair they based this Lex on the one in the early Superman Comics, there's a whole documentary on the evolution of Lex Luther in the comic book universe. in this situation though I would much rather prefer the Lex from the Superman cartoon show even the Young Justice Lex would do.

[@IndecisiveJR]

UbinTimor dude regardless of comic book accuracy or not, a character shouldn't be written and performed in such an annoying way that the audience can't enjoy him.

[@UbinTimor]

regardless, that's subjective. you (I'm assuming) and I grew up with a calm and collected Lex, like the one in the Superman cartoon, and other variation such as the later comic book versions and the ones in the previous superman movies and smallvill, but like I said there are different version of every character, just like there are different version of the Joker. This Lex- although vastly inferior to ones I know- is from the original source material, this was how the first Lex Luther acted so you can't blame them for wanting to start from the beginning to pay homage to the comic books. Did it work? obviously not, I myself can't stand this Lex. but this character survived through tons of comics so obviously people back then liked him, at least they made the effort to keep at least something close to comics in the movie but of course it didn't work out. and just like how the Lex in the comic book changed I'm sure this one will too.

[@PixTron515]

Let's be honest, he would've been a better Joker than the one in SS... ...but even then, that's not saying much at all.

[@jordyn.w4129]

He's not even the fucking Joker. He's the Riddler without riddles!

[@Cybermat47]

I love how they managed to put Lex Luthor, Doomsday, KGBeast, Wonder Woman, the Flash, Steppenwolf, Cyborg, Aquaman, and Parademons in a movie about Batman fighting Superman... but couldn’t even fit Darkseid into a movie based on a comic *where Darkseid is the main villain*

[@ahmadqazi2648]

Zack Snyder doesnt understand characterisation. He does things because they seem "COOL".

[@PabloYaos]

they wanted to save him for later I think

[@a.smarvelous9149]

@@ahmadqazi2648 And he calls that a good comic movie.

[@suvajitchoudhury1707]

@@a.smarvelous9149 that hack is an idiot ! so .....

[@johnnyjohnson2826]

I honestly had no idea whatsoever that that was supposed to be kgbeast, you've just blown my mind

[@zaworldo3189]

DC should be leaving these movies to that Nigerian guy that made “Who Killed Captain Alex?”

[@gub4941]

That would make dc “da best of da best”

[@RUSTYCHEVYTRUCK]

W5 Chu that was uganda I think

[@sharkymcsnarkface6642]

Honestly he’d make better movies than most of the garbage they make. At least they’d be enjoyable in how bad, yet filled with genuine passion they are.

[@JeanMarceaux]

"man de superman is killing us man"

[@soygato2722]

Yeah! Even if he had half the budget it would be much better

[@JeanMarceaux]

How Jesse Eisenberg pulls off a more convincing Joker or a Joker-like loon than Jared Leto, while looking nothing like the Joker, is beyond me.

[@ReignSupreme2014]

"What if Batman was beating the shit out of the Joker, and the Joker screamed "MARTHA"?" Funniest line in the whole vid!

[@RevRyukin7]

Not funny literally at all

[@thatoneguyudkutube2803]

@@RevRyukin7 funny as hell actually fuckfaceeeeee

[@christopherlowery3797]

Cynima Rapscallion Good grammar, you fuckwit.

[@Kytharo]

That porn had a better plot then the film itself

[@Sarbnoor]

RequiemOfAsh TRUE 😂

[@talariswatts-el9832]

That porn also has a better Lex Luthor then in this movie.

[@Maladjester]

And also, incredibly enough, more holes.

[@talariswatts-el9832]

@@Maladjester no BVS still had more holes.

[@Maladjester]

@@talariswatts-el9832 .....You know, I actually meant to say fewer holes. I'm a disgrace to my uniform.

[@handsomebrick]

Bruce Wayne's employees must be terrified of him, if they didn't leave work while Zod and Superman were fighting.

[@MrGMoney1944]

handsomebrick Alfred "The Back Breaker" Pennyworth guards the exit so none shall leave!

[@eatme982]

The economy, though...

[@roflturkey6513]

handsomebrick Bruce is an abuser. Work place violence is not okay people.

[@perhaps9460]

They probably know that he’s Batman and they are afraid he will kill them

[@anubusx]

Nobody takes a sick day.

[@da_ocsta1452]

Zack Snyder got paid every time he said "Turkish Airlines", didn't he?

[@Dell88music]

Brought to you by Carls jr.

[@zephyrian1006]

RAID SHADOW LEGENDS

[@kirb_erus]

NORDVPN

[@Zeke_025]

Absolutely.

[@horaciosi]

"Nice of Turkish Airlines to give us these Turkish Airlines drinks in return for us saying Turkish Airlines so many times."

[@XmanZeo]

why was lois more of a detective than batman

[@akkuraii]

Asking the real questions

[@dcmarvelcomicfans9458]

Exactly Batman supposed to the world's greatest detective and he couldn't figure this out but this dumb reporter could Fuck Snyder for this

[@umphreak9999]

True, and even then her big investigative contribution was figuring out Lex Luthor was the bad guy, one scene before he kidnaps and throws her off a building anyway. She could've been knitting a doily the whole movie and it would've ended the same

[@elijahlee3610]

@@umphreak9999 that's not a valid complaint

[@pancake1421]

Because movie

[@lazarotorres405]

I'm getting tired of being called a Marvel fanboy for not liking this film, like that's the laziest way to defend this film!

[@kylereiner3193]

It's a stupid strawman argument, anyway.

[@bradydavis5791]

Lazaro Torres Yeah. Kinda like whenever someone doesnt agree with a right winger then they must be a liberal. Lmfao

[@rancper]

+Brady Davis, or when somebody doesn't agree with a left winger then they must be alt-right. Modern politics just sucks, it's not a discussion, but just rooting for a team.

[@icecreamhero2375]

Well Marvel does make better movies the only good DC movie is wonder woman and I like Suicide Squad even though the plot was very retarded and half baked

[@wolfmaster7746]

icecream hero Dark Knight Trilogy

[@DASH22]

I like the fact that he actually had to download this gay porn for his video lmao

[@KonEl-BlackZero]

Thats dedication

[@theemeraldblonde218]

DASH he had to watch it to get the right clips

[@sonyreichsinquisitor]

DASH :_:

[@theartistswiththeglasses3946]

maybe he's into that stuff and just thought it would work in the review. Maybe he has a terrible problem

[@jesusramirezromo2037]

Maybe he loked it xd

[@MacabreHouse]

20:07 It really helps the dramatic tension in this scene when they use the same stock seagull sounds as the Spongebob intro

[@tam2237]

MacabreHouse lol

[@argo9721]

@Aishwariya Roy Ay Ay captain

[@directorforplastic7929]

@@argo9721 I can’t hear youuu!!

[@CooperDooper38]

YES Someone else noticed! I was gonna lose my shit if I couldn't find another comment pointing this out It's so distinctive, and it's in the theme song, how can anyone miss it?!

[@Rodniikun]

is that two dudes in the bg kissing?

[@silastipton12]

Also how does no one notice that Clark Kent was missing after Superman died

[@weiyin8046]

Silas Tipton ok but i mean it’s not necessarily that unbelievable. there’s no doubt many civilians died in that fight

[@mauriceisnotmyname480]

Shoot, I didn't realize that!

[@CaptainIglo]

did you watch the movie? There were 2 funerals at the end

[@worldweaver2691]

cover story was that clark died in the doomsday fight. (the rubble remember?)

[@ZeonEons]

@@worldweaver2691 So when they do justice league 3, i guess Clarke can get his old job back. Sorry guys, been dead awhile but i'm back now. Or i guess he can wear contact lenses and pretend to be someone else other than Clark.

[@thegoldencaulk2742]

This brain makes my movie hurt.

[@thegoldencaulk2742]

Mike Stoklasa Get outta here, you fffffucker!

[@thegoldencaulk2742]

Mike Stoklasa Ok now you're not even trying...

[@alma3884052]

Stop talking to youself, Mike, that's weird

[@killerdarkraptor]

TheGoldenCaulk when i saw i got bored and tired!

[@hamishwilson9787]

TheGoldenCaulk this hurt makes my brain movie

[@bhrreviews2]

Batman vs Turkish airlines

[@gorkaaustin5306]

Dawn of Flight.

[@lennysmileyface]

Batmen: First Class

[@CORNERSTONECITY777]

Batman Return Flight

[@1vaultdweller]

Bats on a Plane, but with Samuel L. Jackson

[@midnightshawarmallama4012]

Kenneth Donnelly Snakes on a Plane 2: Turkish Airlines

[@duartevader2101]

Zack Snyder was the most effective villain of the "ralphthemoviemaker" anime.

[@hckingking]

I thought it was Michael bay

[@heehee2007]

I thought it was Illumination Animation

[@zephyrian1006]

Each chapter had a different villain

[@person-du8dj]

Charles stiles

[@thotticussupremus4772]

Marc Webb?

[@Pin3C0ne]

omg I fucking died when the gay porn scene came on..

[@Nebukadnezzer]

"Seemed out of place."

[@tomatoflight]

Once I saw the less than movie quality superman suit i knew.

[@trevor5834]

tomatoflight Don't lie, you've just seen that "scene" before😉

[@zacksnyder7302]

Dane Swanger I should have put it in the movie, right after the Batman shower scene :)

[@noahboat580]

when I heard "not as strong as I thought you were" I knew what it was

[@anubusx]

As a wheelchair user myself, i found the exploding wheelchair really funny.

[@Local_commentor]

Savage

[@MultiAlpha11]

You should check out the movie Steel that Ralph reviewed in DC movies part 2. It has a wheelchair superhero that shoots fucking lasers in it. And Shaq.

[@LogicKidroy]

Wheely Funny. Unlike me.

[@alphalax7747]

When did this happen

[@fuzzydunlop7928]

In a suicidal, wish-fulfillment kinda way, no doubt.

[@comicbook325]

the short porn scene shown in this review was better than the entirety of BVS

[@Wade_Fucking_Wilson]

So... GAYYYY?

[@anameidontknow1134]

ᏔᎪᎠᎬ FᏌᏟᏦᎥᏁᏩ Ꮃ ᎥᏞᎦ Ꮎ Ꮑ Homophobic

[@villager182testificate9]

Alistair Davies that porn was gross af

[@handsomebrick]

It's the only scene that was decently shot and had any kind of clear point.

[@Wade_Fucking_Wilson]

a name I don't know Being a homophobe is better than sucking dicks ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@CanadAssassiN]

why does Zach Schnieder constantly look like he just smoked three joints through a straw?

[@garythehippopotamus9536]

It’s Zack Snyder and he probably did.

[@lunaderacine]

😂😂😂

[@gabrielpadilla7839]

I don't know why but it's probably got something to do with why he can't articulate a thought without tremendous effort.sarah Palin style

[@0oidiedinatimemachineo024]

lmao holy shit he does look like some stoned guy just rambling about some shit, Or atleast in the interview clips in this video.

[@diurtydantv8061]

Henry Cavil looks like Superman, but he didn't feel like Superman.

[@richedobor5659]

Diurty DanTV If he was written properly.

[@theblueadventurer615]

No, he looks gay.

[@UkuleleVillain]

My penis doesn't looks like Superman, but it feels like catwoman

[@AnimeLover-po2nu]

He wasn't supposed to. It was supposed to take a more 'realistic' approach to the character, showing what he'd be like growing up in this world different from everyone else. It's the writing at fault, not the actor.

[@diurtydantv8061]

Well it was poorly executed.

[@trollface865]

4:30 Ralph looks like he’s ENJOYING the Director’s cut A LOT.

[@liquidsandwich1052]

I know I am

[@JaydevRaol]

🤣

[@kettlynealysee]

He even looked at his raging boner.

[@turkishairlines2596]

This movie was an absolute masterpiece.

[@Callzter]

Turkish Airlines Underrated comment.

[@willow1wisp]

Turkish Airlines Meh, not enough Turkish Airlines.

[@Ghostface00007]

For dc devoted cultists

[@acomicfan7820]

Turkish Airlines The Movie is okay

[@turkishairlines2596]

I'm starting to wonder whether or not everyone gets the actual joke.

[@papa_johnnys_memes5584]

In the interviews, Zach Snider looks like he hasn’t the slightest of ideas of what the movies about.

[@Pazuzu4All]

He talks like he comes to interviews baked. He's pretty good a cinematography, but that's about it. He's not mentally there enough to handle complex subjects (i.e. missing the point of Watchmen and the entirety of Sucker Punch).

[@Zeke_025]

@@Pazuzu4All Fuckin hell dude you an be a bit nicer about it. He's gonna cry if he sees this

[@alonsoarana5307]

That's because he doesn't. His movies have the intellect of a Michael Bay movie with some Ayn Rand fucking level of dialogue and logic. JFC I just don't understand how he has a fanbase of incels

[@HateshWarkio]

I heard that it is because he has social anxiety but I call bullshit on that too because even if you have social anxiety if you are passionate about something you suddenly become talkative. Heck, I have social anxiety and if you get me IRL talking about something I care about I am the most talkative person ever. Which clearly shows that he didn't give a shit about this whole DCEU project whatsoever.

[@auriculus3058]

but it's not (just) snyder's fault that mos and bvs aren't that good. david s. goyer wrote the script for both movies so i think he's more responsible.

[@kablstr1451]

4:58 Footage of Ralph questioning his sexuality

[@АлександрКусмарцев-к5ш]

not gonna lie, i had my dick hardened at this moment.

[@godofwar234regi5]

@@АлександрКусмарцев-к5ш Same and I'm straight.

[@ailahmashod]

Саша Кусмарцев same...........................................................

[@EdwardEstacado]

Y'all GINGERS ARE GEY 🤣🤣🤣

[@bakedpancakes5054]

@@godofwar234regi5 thats gay

[@lucasrusso-weatherly1404]

Zack Snyder: "it's not killing if batman runs them over"

[@person-du8dj]

it's not killing they are associated with something that happens to blow up

[@Mamamiawhataspicymeat-a-ball]

@@person-du8dj It's not killing if batman blows up a car with a buncha guys in it with his massive bat tank

[@phousefilms]

Snyder: I love DKReturns Batman because he kills people! (Me reading DKReturns, where Batman never kills once: "The fuck?") Snyders Batman is closer to the Frank Miller Batman where Batman goes around saying "I'm the Goddamn Batman."to be edgy. You know, the one after Miller went insane.

[@tananatana4011]

well he technically didn't kill them, the car, explosions and bullets killed them soooo..... iS iT rEaLlY bAtMaN's pRoBlEm?????

[@harrisonbrand8985]

if they bleed out or burn to death its nature's fault, not batman

[@rodster6campingprepper]

So Snyder widened the world by putting Gotham and Metropolise right next to each other.

[@TheZoaric]

And making them look identical.

[@qwertymanor]

Captain America lmao

[@Joviishere]

rodster6 Gotham and Metropolis are right across the bay from each other in a lot of comics...

[@ItsMichaelReid]

Ronnie Miller Doesn't make it any dumber. Just because it's originated in a comic doesn't mean it's automatically good

[@pedropony8060]

Gotham's is based off of New York.

[@matthewc5747]

I loved batman vs superman, cause of how well they connect this fictional world to the majesty that is Turkish airlines. Also the Martha scene was the best thing ever.

[@diobrando9324]

Im confused with this comment and it scares me

[@godofwar234regi5]

@@diobrando9324 'Think he was bein' sarcastic.

[@yasssqueen2064]

Dio Brando heh..........wRyYYYyYyYYyyYy

[@christophergrant5280]

You are a f****** idiot she likes Morris machine douchebag

[@cheezemonkeyeater]

Did Zack Snyder really devote time in an interview to personally promote some random ass airline company as if that's what we all went to the movie to see?

[@beezy5628]

To be honest I don’t know

[@IZAAK-ZK]

Isn’t it?

[@annnee6818]

cheezemonkeyeater lol

[@Marshmallow_Trees]

Well...I guess, if he was being paid specifically to promote the airline, that would be a time to do it.

[@pittland44]

They should have had Batman brand people with the Turkish Airlines logo, it would have made almost as much sense as him branding people with the bat symbol and would have added to their product placement revenue.

[@coriohttv]

I legit thought the gayporn bit was part of the movie for a bit there (wishful thinking probably, but honestly the movie would make more sense with it.)

[@drakkenmensch]

Fun fact: the Justice League gay porn parody is a better Justice League movie than the WB version.

[@codythompson9973]

I love how the instant they save the hostages, Batman just starts sucking off Superman in front of all of them. It is really funny to me. Imagine if two dudes rescued you from a prison and just started sucking each other off. It would be so confusing and disgusting lol

[@charleynewman5057]

That's the real reason they were so angry with each other, sexual tension.

[@anikmonette2140]

SqueeXdee I honestly cracked up at that part... But I'd think Superman and Batman would be more rough with each other! You know, tough love? 😆

[@grimtheghastly8878]

SqueeXdee lol same

[@OGSunZoo]

I can only imagine every time Batman kills someone, that he just shakes his head and says" Uh, that one doesn't count". But, he would do it like 10 times in one scene.

[@somerandommenace]

Sun Zoo its like that collegehumour video when batman kills people and denies it lol

[@Soulmakerc]

@@somerandommenace Doctor Fishy!!! NOOOOOO!!!!

[@chickencurry420]

Superman "sensed" that Lois Lane was in trouble cuz of some supersonic hearing or whatever and he recognizes her specific voice. He's done that in the comics and the animated series and stuff. That's an established ability of Superman. The reason he couldn't use that same ability to locate his mother is because the script didn't want Superman to end the movie before it could get to the fight that people paid to see

[@zhengyingli]

Superman couldn't hear Martha because she didn't scream like Lois did or there wasn't gunfire happening around her like in Nairomi.

[@enumaelish9193]

@@zhengyingli Superman could hear Lois in Africa but couldn't locate his mother in the same city with his super hearing and xray vision. Makes sense.

[@zhengyingli]

@@enumaelish9193 The fact that Superman has those powers doesn't enable him to filter out 7.3 billion people to find someone who's not making any noise. The only reason Superman found Lois in Africa is because Lois told Superman her location beforehand. It's really not that complicated.

[@daedalus_20v]

"He's done that in the comics and animated series and stuff" is exactly the problem. It's not an established ability _in the movies_ (well now it is, sort of?). It sounds nitpicky, but it matters. I'm sure when it happened for the first time in the comics, it was explained in a thought bubble or dialogue or whatever else. But you can't just lift stuff from the comics you think is cool and drop it into a film with no precedent, especially when it's an extremely convenient solution to a high-stakes dilemma (Lois' imminent death). It's bad writing, and frankly, it's lazy. If you want to suddenly add a new ability after 7(?) Superman films, introduce it early on in a less serious situation to demonstrate that "hey, this thing exists." This concept of his "super hearing" or whatever could be demonstrated onscreen in like 20 seconds. She screams, he hears her from across town, he flies over, only to realize she was just startled by a spider or something. This happens in films all the time, for this purpose. Lucius Fox and Bruce Wayne briefly discuss the malfunctioning autopilot feature of "the bat" in The Dark Knight Rises. It's a throwaway bit of dialogue, it seems, and nobody pays it much attention, but the seed is planted so that when it becomes specifically relevant at the end of the film, the scene in the restaurant that follows makes perfect sense without a single word being spoken. If you can't shoehorn 20 seconds into your 152-minute film in order to demonstrate something that ends up being rather important, well... it's either lazy, or stupid, or both. In BVS, super hearing comes off as contrived, especially because, as you mention, he seemingly "can't" use the very same ability to resolve _another_ high-stakes dilemma involving a woman he loves. And we don't know or understand why... unless we read it once in a comic book.

[@zhengyingli]

@@daedalus_20v "It's not an established ability in the movies (well now it is, sort of?)." It was established in Man of Steel twice. "She screams, he hears her from across town, he flies over, only to realize she was just startled by a spider or something." A spider wouldn't have make Lois scream like she did when Lex pushed off of a skycraper. "In BVS, super hearing comes off as contrived, especially because, as you mention, he seemingly "can't" use the very same ability to resolve another high-stakes dilemma involving a woman he loves." Was Martha screaming at the top of her lungs at any point of her capture? Were there gun shots? No. I don't see how it's difficult to understand.

[@The1uptriforce]

The guy who Plays Lex should have been the Riddler.

[@mikeehrmantraut1899]

The 1-Up_Triforce wish we had the old Lex back the other one is perfect

[@pandacakes6613]

Yeah seriously Lex Luther is the last villain I'd have Jessie Eisienburg play.

[@lightninghood7876]

Jesse Eisenberg was originally assigned to play a Jimmy but when they heard his performance they were like this is what the most smartest man would say

[@dickcheesemcgee6978]

Nah Neil Patrick Harris all the way

[@JeanMarceaux]

I still say that Willem Dafoe should play the Joker, but here we are.

[@TheAngelFolly]

That bathtub scene was disgusting. Girl is naked and Superman just steps in with his goddamn shoes on. Gross.

[@sync9847]

H 170 Yeah, who the fuck would enter a bathtub with shoes?

[@sync9847]

***** Indeed

[@Hunk62]

Not to mention, that he also flooded the bathtub and Lois probably had to clean the place up afterwards.

[@luanagullotta6218]

And all the mould that would form from the dampness after the water was cleared up.

[@Crudecoronet]

All this would cause water damage and the possible destruction of the floor

[@gfawkes9568]

zack snyders logic is over 9000- basically, if i shoot a man with a gun, its not my fault, its the gun's fault. wtf

[@icecreamhero2375]

This reminds me of American Dad

[@TheExFatal]

He just saw the final fight from Batman Begins and thought "Ooh, I want that!", but fucked everything up

[@roycastanon5754]

san batman never shoots anybody

[@ryanluther5785]

DayTripper Except when he does. Granted, it was a dream, but still...

[@I_am_a_cat_]

Sounds like standard liberal logic

[@duartevader2101]

Ralph enjoyed every single minute of "that" scene.

[@Screamingmanta]

Bryan Cranston should have been Lex Luthor. EDIT: In a superman movie that didn't suck.

[@redrobin4406]

The movie still would have been shit, but i agree

[@Segastar1]

Having Jesse Eisenburg as Luthor made no sense whatsoever. Luthor is portrayed as a mature, business man who sees Superman as a threat to the world and his own interests. Luthor can be crazy but he is usually calm, collective. Jesse's Luthor was none of that.

[@BlueGuyTube]

They know they fucked up the character, so now Jesse is playing "Lex Jr." Who knows, maybe the door for Cranston is still open

[@drakeunderscoremason]

I would choose Kevin Spacey first, just watch House of Cards to know why. But Bryan Cranston would also be great

[@redrobin4406]

+drakeunderscoremason ummm..... Kevin Spacey was Lex Luther before dude. And it was horrible.

[@josebrumbo]

You know it's sad when a KZbin video is more entertaining than the movie that video is reviewing

[@stopthephilosophicalzombie9017]

Theater ticket sales are at their lowest point in 24 years. Hollywood is failing. KZbin and low-budget, high quality films, analysis, and tv are making a comeback.

[@Oldschool1943]

WHAT?

[@aliramirezruiz3481]

Yes, this critic was way deeper and much more entertaining than the movie itself!

[@anikmonette2140]

Ali Ramirez Ruiz And you can tell they actually tried to be deep, but they failed so hard... Actually I'm sad about it, I didn't expected a masterpiece going in but boy was I disappointed! The attempt at philosophy made me want to bash my head on the counter, and the film was so underwhelming! Don't get me wrong, the film is visually good, but then you have doomsday and that fifth dream sequence were a bat like monster appears and... Wow, I did laugh out loud at that scene! Music's not bad, not very memorable but hey the movie have a nice score!

[@Drogas3653]

The Triggerati marvel just changed that with infinity war 😉 but seriously, allot of shitty movies have been coming out lately

[@godisdeadandimheretorule4580]

That gay porno scene. This is why we love you Ralph.

[@rg-mf1pg]

But We dont love ralph

[@Ok-eg8dg]

@@rg-mf1pg the youtuber we need, but not the one we deserve

[@bombabombom3603]

He dies inside so you don't have to.

[@SpardasTechReviews]

Batman: tbis was supposed to be an easy fight. Superman: BUT IT WASN'T AN EASY FIGHT THEY GOT MOM

[@diobrando9324]

Ha haaaa

[@Galvatronover]

They got T

[@Galvatronover]

They got M

[@nemanjajovanov]

My name's Martha Clark, Mystery Diners.

[@Zeke_025]

What the fuck is ralph's fanbase

[@fredrikiversen7337]

Batman v Superman isn't for everyone. You must first align your chakras, find inner peace, become connected with the earth, have successfully competed advanced science and mathematics courses, study philosophy for 50 years, and know the solution to each of the Millennium Prize Problems to truly understand the deep complexities of the film.

[@sobr4986]

You forgot having to read all Batman and Superman comics to really understand these character portrayals - otherwise, yep, that's petty much what we hear

[@WarlockX4]

Friv Friv You forgot about realigning yourself and centering your chi...

[@dastgirshikalgar46]

Or else just watch a good movie .

[@wahoo2627]

I've done all of this. No results. This movie is still shit.

[@myssledissle]

You also have to get all achievements in the binding of isaac

[@igamingmp1526]

Mario has more character development than this movie.

[@KookiesNolly]

Mamma Mia! It's Me-yamoto 😆

[@dradra2day]

stfu

[@rocketgroot4311]

dradra2day Sorry If the truth hurts.

[@bigbadbraxien6081]

Igaming MP1 that's not a good comparison it's closer to angry birds

[@bradydavis5791]

dradra2day Why should he?

[@tntnuke659]

I think this movie deserves a TurkishAirline/10

[@acomicfan7820]

TNTNuke 5/10 Theatrical 7/10 Ultimate

[@BubblegumCrash332]

The gay orgy was really inventive and well framed. Oh and that acting

[@aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh6693]

Idk, the part where Superman called his mother after batman penetrating him was awkward

[@kettlynealysee]

@@aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh6693 True

[@alecdaley6105]

Snyder looks like Mark Ruffalo's drugged up & strung out older brother

[@dragonbreath9957]

Sounds like him, too!

[@Octolicious6868]

Actually it looks more like Patton Oswald

[@TheAngryAardvark7]

And I'm sure you're a fuckin model

[@ButteryOtter]

+Cameron Heckler They are. I can confirm.

[@chimpwimp9407]

+Dexter Tinley Exactly.

[@Sammy-S]

I give this movie a 6.5/10 ~ *Not enough Turkish Airlines*

[@somerandomname3124]

Turlish Airlines was the best part of the film.

[@KazamaFury]

+mounir maged gotta add more a's to that Martha!

[@KazamaFury]

***** Marthaaaaaa

[@Miuranger1]

I give this movie a zack synder/10.

[@CanadianJames]

Needs more Martha moments

[@GAL0ISGIRL]

The fact that some people think this is one of the greatest superhero movies of all time (and some even say one of the greatest movies of all time) makes me want to vomit.

[@fisher3317]

Brixster Tell me about it, DCEU fanboys are like the Donald Trump supporters of cinema. Both are amazing in their levels of denial.

[@PeterGriffin11]

Its just their opinion.

[@suvajitchoudhury1707]

it's those hack snyder bots !

[@umphreak9999]

And the fact they brush off any valid criticism with a "you just don't understand it" or offer up a diatribe of implied nonsense that's never explained in the actual movie. Mostly because Hack Snyder basically adopted every fan "theory" (justification) he could glom on to on order to fix his script full of gaping plot holes and inconsistent characterization

[@MM-hk4pb]

Fisher 33 just as there are DC fanboys there are marvel fanboys. Don’t act like the same thing doesn’t happen in both sides. The film is not one of the greatest superhero movies not even close but it’s not garbage as Ralph says.

[@nateofnathan8297]

Ralph: I’ve never seen such a random movie in my life. Love on a leash: hold my beer

[@murciadoxial8056]

Don't you mean... *H O L D M Y L E A S H* ?

[@zephyrian1006]

@@murciadoxial8056 Kinky.

[@sirpoopsalot420]

@@zephyrian1006 the clown

[@bringbackcaramel2302]

Coming Summer 2018: *Aquaman vs Spiderman: Evening of Injustice* Brought to you by: Ryanair Sponsored by: SAS Providing advertisement for: Aeroflot Returning Sponsor: Turkish Airlines

[@alistair4909]

and bad 70s porn music *barf* I still can't believe what I just saw just wtf?!

[@tony-wt1wq]

Coming Fall 2018: *Kiteman vs Iron Man: Somewhat almost Midnight but not yet so i guess twilight of justice* Brought to you by: Turkish Airlines Sponsored by: TURKISH AIRLINES Providing advertisement for: *TURKISH AIRLINES* Returning Sponsor: *T U R K I S H A I R L I N E S*

[@jtrtr3813]

Leumaleeh make it aquaman vs kiteman

[@baab4229]

Flyman vs Cowman vs Ponyman: Night of weed Brought to you by: Snoop Dog Sponsored by: WeedEx Already owned by: Turkish Airlines

[@SmileytheSmile]

*throws money at the screen* YEAH! *continues throwing money at the screen*

[@mmiles257]

I love how the Lego Batman movie makes fun of this pile of trash.

[@Chris-mr5nj]

the thing is the lego batman movie has a better plot to

[@rockkid1412]

It's about cooperation and friendship, right?

[@heatheranderson4204]

M&Miles The Lego Batman Movie made fun of Suicide Squad too. I honestly love the Lego Batman movie way more than I should lol.

[@teetee1640]

Lego Batman was so good and I keep telling everyone to watch it lol

[@rike94]

The Slick Android What about Wonder Woman? And Logan?

[@The_VanDal]

okay that gay porn part killed me

[@HailSatanLLC]

I once heard a DC fanboy say: "The only reason you don't like this movie is because you don't know what good writing is. And you can't appreciate a realistic story." Cue Wonder Women brandishing a magical whip to tie up a world destroying monster. That's like if you were watching Season 2 of Breaking Bad but then Godzilla showed up.

[@diggorydies8198]

They say this because it's an easy criticism. You don't have to defend and come up with reasons why your movie is good. Just say that the problem lies in the people who can't understand the masterpiece it is. Or maybe that you just like MCU jokes for 5 year olds. It's a good defense mechanism.

[@person-du8dj]

any other jokes they said?

[@guspeixoto7740]

Karina McDaniels is it the Toxic Fandom guy you covered?

[@vivir339]

And it’s the laziest argument anyone could make. Nobody hates the Nolan trilogy bc it was “too realistic”. These people think this movie is on the same level bc it has Jesse Eisenburg talk about God for 2 hrs, which apparently makes this movie smOrT.

[@herloss448]

first of all dont insult us DC fans like that .snyder simps arent DC fans

[@Maladjester]

Ralph. Ralph. RALPH. BUDDY. VOLUME LEVELING. I can barely hear you at all, but every clip you insert blows me out of my chair.

[@TheSaintsVEVO]

He’s the movie maker, not an audio maker ya see

[@polpottopg]

Just chuck a phat limiter on the master track

[@laurocoman]

Yeah

[@justifano7046]

8:15. To be fair. Henry Cavill (superman) walked through NY in a superman shirt and no one recognized him

[@justifano7046]

@WiiManElite lol yeah. Only like 1 or 2 people approached him, but they asked for directions

[@sorryifoldcomment8596]

Um...is Henry Cavill as famous as fucking SUPERMAN is in the DC universe??

[@Aria_Athena]

He was probably wearing glasses.

[@soham.banerjee]

@@Aria_Athena underrated comment

[@Joseph-sg3jz]

Cause he's a shitty superman

[@justicechief5352]

I gotta ask this question. Why is the Joker still alive? If this new Batman is going to kill, then what's stopping him from killing the Joker? Even more so, why didn't he kill Deadshot? Or Lex Luthor?

[@arekmg0003]

Justice Chief That's what happens when you let the next Micheal Bay direct a superhero movie. NOTHING MAKES SENSE!

[@justicechief5352]

At least Micheal Bay knows how to make money.

[@arekmg0003]

Justice Chief 😅😅😅

[@aii5748]

Justice Chief *it's because the real Batman has an anti-kill code of honor that he abides by no matter what.* The director of this movie either forgot that, didn't know somehow, or just didn't care.

[@PubliusAfricanus]

+ai .... That's only in some of the gay-ass comics. Real Batman shoots people.

[@bobbybuilder69]

36:47 Damn Ralph, you really predicted Aquaman in 2016. I'm proud of you.

[@lordoffrogs6786]

The most EPIC movie of all time

[@DaVeganZombie]

The Worst Human in Existence no.

[@lordoffrogs6786]

@@DaVeganZombie Did you not realise I was joking

[@spider-manunknown9193]

It was a good movie

[@Hanfgurkenhasser]

@@spider-manunknown9193 No, it wasn't.

[@ObitoUchihaisgay]

Jesse Eisenberg tried to be Heath Ledger lol

[@aarongeoghegan2161]

Krabbenwulst lmfao

[@codybarlik4524]

I remember watching this movie and thinking “does Jesse eisenberg think he’s supposed to be the joker??”

[@duartevader2101]

The thing is... Lex Luthor is not The Joker.

[@albertthepeacock8020]

Except that isn't the case. If you read Superman:Birthright (which Lex in BvS takes inspiration from) Lex in that comic was a deranged narcissistic know it all who was to smart for regular people and they lashed out at him which made him evil and knowing a foreign being like Superman who people can automatically accept made it worse so of course he'd try and prove he was better than Superman by setting up an elaborate plan that would work. A traditional Lex Luthor wouldn't work because in the DCEU a traditional Lex would be money hungry and would be a discount Steve Jobs a proper DCEU Lex Luthor would work if he was trying to defame Superman by making him look bad and prove he is superior I hope this clears things up

[@sanatoriumnugget6598]

At least he didn’t “I’m an idea” or have damaged tattooed on his forehead

[@ThatOneShyguyVideos]

Lol, enjoyed this video WAY more than the movie.

[@BigLobster44]

ThatOneShyguy Same here

[@blinksone2768]

It indicates that your IQ level is below the average.

[@swagmaster2276]

ThatOneShyguy hey, i

[@asare240]

Sone Hun *tips fedora*

[@thewordoflynx8095]

ThatOneShyguy fuck you ,this movie was awesome

[@danielb.7536]

My names Zach Snyder I'm with a company called Turkish Airlines.

[@HE13272326]

Daniel B. 3 cameras have been set up in the cockpit. 4 cameras have been set up in the toilets. 2 cameras have been set up in the bar.

[@finalizarproceso]

Hey Zac-- ZACKSNYDERTURKISHAIRLINES

[@austingrist7467]

This is easily my favorite review you've done. I always come back to this one and just casually watch it.

[@austingrist7467]

@@MoweepOwO literally not a joke, that scene makes me fucking lose it every time. I show my friends that scene cause it's so god damn funny

[@tls3217]

Charles Styles VS Turkish Airlines: Dawn of Dirt Meister

[@dogthebountyhunter8504]

0/10 not enough Charles styles

[@bazinga743]

Bob Saget ITSS STILES ARARARRARRRRRHRHRHRH

[@villager182testificate9]

Bob Saget i'd rate 6.5/10 theatrical 8.5/10 ultimate

[@thfreakin]

Bob Saget im from a company called mystery diners

[@BlastingBigLoads2]

Ralph vs Stiles dawn of DANGIT

[@madcircle7311]

yes we need imaginary negative no

[@autumn4514]

The thing I hate most about Lex in this movie is that they wrote him as the joker. Lex is supposed to be brilliant, calm and collected. This lex is just fucking nuts, it doesn't work.

[@kalebkelley2471]

The Mystery Box When I saw the trailer I thought" Oh they are doing another one with the Joker"

[@DHCVoLt]

The Mystery Box lol dude read some of Superman's first appearances. Lex originated as a red haired mad scientist hell bent on killing Superman... modern comics aren't the only comics buddy

[@autumn4514]

DHC VoLt And that makes him a good character all of a sudden. He has no motive. He has no anything. He's barely even a fucking scientist. He's poorly written whether he's maybe a little based off of comics from what, the 50s? Don't tell me you think he's a good villain.

[@DHCVoLt]

if you didn't understand his motive then you werent paying attention I guess. Lex made nods to God many times throughout the movie, also referring to Superman as god. so we are left to assume he comes from a Christian home, now cut to the helipad scene Lex says and i quote "God was never there to save me from daddy's fist and abominations, no" so it's kind of cut and dry. Lex was raised in a Christian yet abusive home and the quote directly states he believed it was God's responsibility to save him from the abuse, but it never happened, and now that Superman shows up, Lex sees him as God, and he sees it as his chance to get revenge on god for never saving him from "daddy's fists and abominations". maybe don't text throughout the movie and you could understand the plot. I'm not even saying the entire movie was good, but Lex was handled just fine. watch the movie again if you don't believe me

[@autumn4514]

DHC VoLt Okay, so he has a shit motive. What was the point of Batman in this entire thing, in his plan? If he thinks Superman is a god, playing into the ham fisted idea that Superman is Jesus because he's a savior, why pit him against a petty powerless human? If his goal is to defeat superman, why not just start with doomsday, a being built to destroy superman. Oh, right, because Doomsday (who comes with some plot holes of his own) would destroy his city, including his company (which follows with all of his wealth and power) and then ending with him in prison for starting this entire thing, leaving him stuck in a prison with nothing left and ultimately nothing achieved. "Oh you're just too stupid to understand" well when you think about it for more than half a second, his entire plan is pointlessly convoluted and doesn't actually accomplish anything except set him back. If superman wins the doomsday fight, superman lives on meaning he did not succeed his goal. If doomsday won, everyone else dies anyways. He either knew batman couldn't do shit and was just distracting superman, or he was even more retarded. And distracting him wouldn't really do anything, since if he killed his mother or Lois, Superman would do the exact thing Lex is trying to prevent. Can you stop acting like this is even a competent movie?

[@dubiousdeliquite6641]

"Batman v superman would be 10 times better with the directors cut!" -Directors cut adds virtually nothing "Justice league will be way better with the directors cut!" ... you guys dont learn, do you?

[@gregoriomassa8529]

The snyder fans are like the belivers

[@justfuckingwhy]

"Directors cut adds virtually nothing" What about the gay sex scene between Batman, Superman and some sex slaves?

[@luallual8180]

Well at least this time the directors cut will be super different. I dont think it's will be good but it won't be the same. At least i hope

[@luallual8180]

@DamageIncM the new suicide squad is a sequel I think

[@DynestiGTI]

You and I both know you didn't want to like it in the first place.

[@johnsinth8261]

*wearing shoes ... *Steps into bath

[@kalamansikka]

is it a bad thing that I immediately recognized that porn scene

[@hrd2h1t]

its a great thing

[@TheMornal]

Well, it's not like it wasn't in the director's cut.

[@evna9246]

That means you can link it.

[@kalamansikka]

Evna Not gonna put the exact link cos ain't nobody got time for dat but it's very clearly the men.com parody of batman vs superman. I haven't seen the whole video but I know a men.com parody when I see one.

[@prophetofbara1214]

Adrian S I did as only. Only because I recognized the bald guy holding the guns at the beginning. I actually sat next to him on a plane one time. I had no clue he was a gay porn star.

[@Spudcore]

How does the plot and character development of the B v S director's cut compare to the gay porn version? I imagine the character's motivations are clear in the gay porn, at least. The costumes look pretty good too.

[@the_venomous_viper1234]

The whole premise of this movie is just fucked - they put a detective vigilante against - for all intents and purposes - a literal God. No reason to fight in the first place, and no reason for Batman not to be a cloud of atoms an eyeblink after Superman decides to fight.

[@zhengyingli]

The movie spoon-fed both the reason for the characters to fight and why Batman didn't turn into mist.

[@Ajaws]

@@zhengyingli Batman is the worlds greatest detective and he couldn’t even figure out that Lex was behind it. This movie is retarded

[@Galvatronover]

@@zhengyingli yeah right Superman is a literal god and Batman is just a smart detective in a suit

[@leem2849]

twenty one pilots ❤️

[@Ajaws]

@@leem2849 what?

[@WeekendWarrior1]

That last fight scene is better than all the fight scenes in BvS. 11/10, Would Scream Martha at bloody walls.

[@acomicfan7820]

Weekend Warrior so wrong That gun fight can never beat the warehouse fight

[@myboyspidey1553]

Weekend Warrior I enjoy your videos man.

[@6dark6alex6]

tbh I think Zach Snyder just thinks of things that look cool and puts them in a movie, then loosely ties a narrative around them

[@KookiesNolly]

exactly

[@thestutteringspartan5155]

So Zach Snyder is Michael Bay?

[@KookiesNolly]

TheStutteringSpartan snyder is Bay pretending to be Nolan

[@RoyalFlush270]

You _think?_

[@armouredskeptic]

I wonder how Turkish Airlines will do now after the Turkish Civil War

[@miao6982]

Radical Feminism is absolutely ridiculous, but if one were to try to use this video to show that men in geek culture are toxic autists, I don't think I'd necessarily disagree with them.

[@anthrax1328]

Yeah probably not the best marketing plan in light of recent events.

[@MrDman21]

They're gonna shut down the airport so superheroes can fight each other there.

[@ryang.5094]

You guys should hookup..

[@seanquinn3034]

Armoured Skeptic it’s going to do very well, because after people watch the movie they are going to want to kill themselves

[@theyoutubeacolyte969]

Henry Cavill is a decent actor imo it’s the direction and writing that screws everything up btw zack looks so high in the interviews

[@duartevader2101]

@@beefar0ni, yeah, she's one of my favourite actresses.

[@Hanfgurkenhasser]

I seriously doubt Zack has been un-baked since like 2008. He always sounds like he is on drugs.

[@theblueadventurer615]

I disagree, he's a bad actor in everything he comes in.

[@wholethedogsout880]

hes literally just a pretty face. he's wooden as fuck and his american accent is god awful. an american actor should play superman

[@bethanychatman9531]

​@@theblueadventurer615i disagree, i enjoy him in some things. But to be fair, i haven't seen most or even close to most of what he's done. However think Gal Gadot is a bad actor and she hasn't improved.

[@clingclanglarry3327]

Zack Snyder looks like he's just constantly looking at the sun

[@charleynewman5057]

Holy shit, that's exactly what he looks like. Though, that's pretty unlikely because he clearly spends his whole life in Gym's and tattoo parlors.

[@MultiAlpha11]

Because he sees god. The light of Turkish Airlines shines on us all

[@alphatrion4365]

Yeah he had the sneeze face

[@dogquin1001]

I feel back for Ralph, he have to sit through this movie multiple time. I'm surprised he isn't dead.

[@dogquin1001]

*bad*. Kms apples auto correct system sucks

[@brandoncoleman3769]

+Peace Eagle 😂

[@wetdirtybandit3527]

its not that bad

[@mrkings2535]

it's just a ducking movie

[@mrkings2535]

ducking*

[@Scorpyfizzle]

This fucking volume spikes are gonna give me a stroke

[@fatcat8088]

One of the kids in my Ipads class based his final project on batman v superman, called batfish v superfish. It was 6 minutes long and probably worth 10 times more than every single DC movie combined.

[@lilpilatesvevo4493]

sponsored by turkfish airlines

[@SJ9001]

If I've... well... "understood" the Lois Lane subplot correctly, Lex Luthor sold arms to terrorists just to send Lois Lane on a needlessly-complicated wild goose chase, calculating she'll eventually work out that he's responsible, _just so_ she'll confront him so he can push her off a building, _just so_ Superman will be lured to the area to save her, _just so_ Lex can engineer a fight between Batman and Superman. ... Did I miss something or is that how it looked in the script?

[@jonathanstarsmoure5791]

No, the subplot was the whole plot, gone wrong. Lex wanted to frame Superman, jumping on the opportunity that Lois was going to africa, but then it back fired, Lois was too persistent and uncovered his plans. Also Superman never bought into getting rid of Batman, and Batman wasn't as quick to act(at first). So he had to change plans, get rid of loose ends(Court scene) because of the leaning danger that is Lois Lane, and make it seem like Superman is behind it, or at least to Batman's eyes, more collateral.

[@brettpgh3312]

Don't forget, genius Lex Luthor used special bullets that could be traced directly back to him. Instead of regular bullets. Which couldn't be traced. They used Lexcorps bullets. For no reason. None.

[@jonathanstarsmoure5791]

Brett PGH tell me what happens to lead when exposed to heat?

[@TonyQuinn]

Comic book Batman: has a contingency plan to bring down the Justice League if they ever went rogue. Obviously never used it because he didn’t need to. DCEU Batman: tries to kill someone because there’s a 1% chance that he might go rogue. What the heck?

[@TonyQuinn]

Midnight Marauder I guess I’ll take your word for it.

[@TonyQuinn]

Midnight Marauder I just love how anyone who has a problem with this movie is automatically labeled as being wrong or stupid lol, so as this point I’m no longer interested in debating with anyone about it, hence why I said I’ll just take your word for it. Also you saying that he’s wrong and I should take your word for it seems pretty egotistical.

[@brothergrimaldus3836]

This

[@stephengrigg5988]

how have you refuted anything? his factual complaints are irrefutable because they are facts. And his opinionated criticisms can't be invalidated because they are his opinions he's talking about, not yours. make your own video if you like this film, but it doesn't seem that you understand how a review works. you don't have to take it personal that someone disliked a movie that you liked and had no hand in creating. you should learn to say "in my opinion", that way you don't come off so condescending and immature

[@stephengrigg5988]

I honestly got two paragraphs into your comment so this is just a reaction to that. his comedy is subjective, the critic rotten tomato score is still relevant, and decidedly low(a 6.5 is nothing to rave about either though). as to the political drama, I think the point was all the serious real world Damn near Isis level shit had no place in this movie, or politics in general. it's hard to do the completely serious dark knight world, when you have the big monsters and crazy over the top fights. the whole thing with the spear was just sloppy writing. there's no need to throw a mcguffin away and 5 minutes later devote another scene to getting it back. that's similar to the scene with batman trying to steal something from lex, and that goes nowhere, then it's stolen off screen. I could poke holes in the rest of your comment but I don't really see the point. you disagree with a critics negative review of something you like. it doesn't mean he has to be wrong. it's a pretty subjective medium, but you have to admit Ralph and many other critics have made a fair amount of valid points and legitimate objective criticisms. it doesn't mean your opinion of liking it is invalidated.

[@swertyque480]

It saddens me that some people genuinely think this is the best movie ever made

[@swertyque480]

Royce Eapen "MCU fags"? Ok, you know that people don't hate it BECAUSE of he MCU right? You can like the movie all you want but if you think it's the best or even ONE of the best movies ever made, you probably haven't seen that many movies. Just saying "no, it is the best" isn't a point or an argument, why don't you say WHY it is? It's cos it's not

[@royceeapen]

Swerty Que well what u said doesnt make any sense at all

[@swertyque480]

Royce Eapen there isn't any way this is the best movie ever made

[@royceeapen]

Swerty Que who said best movie its the best comic book movie and it is still trending and the people who hates it only for one reason martha and jay olivia just burned all the haters

[@swertyque480]

Royce Eapen no, I get the Martha thing. It's stupid and contradictory considering one of the lines before it Batman clearly acknowledges that Clark has parents. But even if you ignore that the movie itself is flawed to hell. How did Luthor find out the identity of superman? Why isn't he just releasing that to the world? Why does Lois Lane have a whole plot just so it can lead to her getting pushed off a building by Lex? Why do they put Doomsday in the SECOND DCEU movie, getting rid of all tension from the future superman films? Why does Superman have ANY motive to fight Batman after Martha Kent was kidnapped? Why does Batman use the kryptonite to make a spear in another building and a few grenades when he could have just made kryptonite bullets when to shoot immediately with those machine guns? I don't care if it's part of the super obvious Jesus metaphor, it's impractical in the movie! Why is it not clear how the world sees superman? Early in the film most people hate him but by the end they all just forgive him. Why was wonder woman in the movie, she doesn't really need to be? Why did the movie just stop to have 30 seconds of the justice league? Even though the extended cut is a better film and makes it more coherent, most of the problems are still there

[@rosestar1324]

Zack's reason for why Batman "technicall" didn't kill sounds like what people say about Saw and how " the traps are killing them".

[@maxshabazz1543]

😂😂😂😂

[@fanofmoststuff4405]

Jessie Eisenberg really could have been a good Riddler!

[@theamericanhero3955]

T U R K I S H A I R L I N E S (•__________•)

[@biguy617]

Fan Of Most Stuff I wanted Jake G to play Riddler.

[@heliopyre]

@@biguy617 I want iDubbbz to play Riddler

[@kylefrank638]

The most prestigious and complex character he could've pulled off playing would be Polka-Dot Man.

[@yakuza01]

Sure, if you wanted the Riddler done wrong.

[@seanthebean99]

My first date ever was to see this movie. She loved it. That was the only date with her.

[@bruce000000070000000]

Should have burnt her

[@codythompson9973]

Did you at least get the poosaye?

[@petercarioscia9189]

Did you stop to think she liked it because she got to spend that time with you?

[@codythompson9973]

Tasty Treats Probably isn't talking about an actual girl, but is making a joke.

[@bingbong5076]

Oh, you mean she loves that extra scene? Where Batman, Superman and those 3 guys... Y'know.

[@Utonian21]

When Wonder Woman came out some asshole in my theater yelled out: "YEAH!!!"

[@toedpens4954]

MemeStar IS SHE WITH YOU??!?

[@theskoolmustard00]

MemeStar That makes me laugh entirely too hard

[@316shibby]

MemeStar That was me

[@2RG_]

MemeStar people clapped in my theater 😑

[@marshallartsentertainment3741]

MemeStar I was 😒😥

[@papayer]

"people have defended this whole movie by saying people like me are stupid" that's the internet for ya.

[@rudytorres3136]

pubes in your chocomilk they’re not wrong and they back it up

[@papayer]

The only thing that backs up is your IQ.

[@The80sWolf_]

@@papayer But when those hating BvS reveal themselves over and over again not to understand simple stuff or show that they have completely misunderstood and missed obvious things explained. Then is it weird they get called stupid?

[@papayer]

@@The80sWolf_ salty over a shitty, soulless action flick from what, 2017? Holy shit lol.

[@DivvayKhatri]

No matter the year, no matter the time, no matter the movie, if you can justify something, its right but if you can't, then it's wrong. Similarly bvs got destroyed by critics as they jumped on the hate train and their reviews for filled with stuff that doesn't even explain what was wrong with the movie. Its honestly crazy how much you can destroy a movie by just starting a small movement against it.

[@Levitukus115]

Sister fell asleep watching this movie and she was no joke trash talking the movie in her sleep like the movie was so bad she dreamed about how boring it was

[@TheMaabusAdmiral]

Did she dream that Superman took over the world

[@commerceserverservercommerce]

hahaha this actually happened to me as well. woke up at the credits thankfully

[@diotheworld8671]

r/thathappened

[@Carcosahead]

r/truestory

[@krakenfilms4896]

Was it a dream or a premonition from the flash

[@some1stoleit]

I love ralphs imitation of fanboys in the review, it's completely accurate for so many fanboy groups, Star Wars, DC, Marvel.

[@DRKNT640]

This man watched Batman Superman porn for a bit

[@naranara1690]

We all bore witness to it. Together.

[@CelestialWoodway]

He might be gay and watched it before the bit idea.

[@godofwar234regi5]

@@CelestialWoodway Don't know if it's a joke, but he confirmed he's straight.

[@pundemon9659]

Watching this in 2020 is wild. Snyder describing how Batman isn't responsible for any death sounds like corrupt police describing a murder lol

[@wholethedogsout880]

LMFAOOOOO LITERALLY

[@Im__Andy-f6x]

Literally