BATMAN FIRES SUPERMAN | BAT-CANNED

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Pete Holmes

Pete Holmes

8 ай бұрын

Batman faces off with Superman.
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@ashleybrooke2087
@ashleybrooke2087 8 ай бұрын
I like that Pete got the same actor back to do Superman again so many years later.
@ChineduOpara
@ChineduOpara 8 ай бұрын
Amazing 😅
@seyioyetade
@seyioyetade 8 ай бұрын
@@ChineduOpara yea I was trying to look at the face like is this not the superman guy from b4 b4
@Kryptnyt
@Kryptnyt 8 ай бұрын
He also got the same Batman!
@olasoredaniel8797
@olasoredaniel8797 8 ай бұрын
​@@ChineduOpara😅
@joenation5824
@joenation5824 8 ай бұрын
​@@Kryptnythe is batman
@EliasWolf77
@EliasWolf77 6 ай бұрын
Pete managed to keep the same actors longer than DC does 😂
@somerandolad
@somerandolad 5 ай бұрын
Sad but true.
@richardslaughter6652
@richardslaughter6652 5 ай бұрын
Boom Roasted!
@hughmann7485
@hughmann7485 4 ай бұрын
not sad, that's awesome!
@1BigDaDo
@1BigDaDo 4 ай бұрын
BURN
@daftdevil2623
@daftdevil2623 4 ай бұрын
doesnt take much they just reset the universe every few months
@DG_Emperor
@DG_Emperor 6 ай бұрын
I love how Batman's attempts at poisoning Superman with Kryptonite just kept getting more outrageous and ridiculous. 😂😂
@Floridaman6815
@Floridaman6815 6 ай бұрын
The shrek hole lasted the entire quarantine
@lazyfish7675
@lazyfish7675 5 ай бұрын
It hit me when he did the pickles
@4rcigaming368
@4rcigaming368 4 ай бұрын
Its green tea from Asia
@BlasphemousMoons
@BlasphemousMoons 3 ай бұрын
To be fair, it sounds like a power move. Like "look how much kryptonite I own, bitch, I don't even need to try, there is a metric ton of it under this desk".
@ArenaRat-xd8fu
@ArenaRat-xd8fu 2 ай бұрын
Each attempt was soooo good
@trevorlewis7642
@trevorlewis7642 7 ай бұрын
Dude the "hold this rock" sent me to the moon; so good
@interestsavvy6813
@interestsavvy6813 11 күн бұрын
Very holdable
@TRLYx
@TRLYx 6 күн бұрын
“…like holllldddiinnn the rock”
@doctorleak5312
@doctorleak5312 8 ай бұрын
"That's why Alfred always pre hits the pinata " absolutely slays
@mandreadfg
@mandreadfg 8 ай бұрын
Bro I just loled in my office. People think I'm insane
@kyleferguson4236
@kyleferguson4236 8 ай бұрын
That was hands down the best joke he told on this one. That and "why don't u drive my car? Stay in my mansion? Get tipsy and tongue kiss my butler" 😂😂😂
@DaDude2011
@DaDude2011 8 ай бұрын
@@mandreadfg I no kidding just did the exact same thing 🤦‍♂️. Pete’s humor really sneaks up on you 😂
@eclecticx
@eclecticx 8 ай бұрын
Holmes's portrayal of Batman is among the funniest things I've seen. Perfectly hilarious.
@jeramym9506
@jeramym9506 8 ай бұрын
*piñata 😂
@mattyc3287
@mattyc3287 8 ай бұрын
“I used up all my best stuff last time”, that made me laugh so hard. I loved that Batman/Superman skit
@davisjones7137
@davisjones7137 8 ай бұрын
Yeah back then he teamed up w/Commissioner Gordon
@emanuele5799
@emanuele5799 8 ай бұрын
lol it killed me
@LordRain1031
@LordRain1031 8 ай бұрын
Of all of his older skits, that was by far the best! 😁😆 "You based your alter ego off the newies!" 😅😂🤣
@nrd-ej3gr
@nrd-ej3gr 8 ай бұрын
@@davisjones7137 and some guy without glasses.
@lukehoughton8241
@lukehoughton8241 8 ай бұрын
Where is Commissioner Gordon!?
@daschwah
@daschwah 7 ай бұрын
The “hope starts with an H” callback is perfection.
@nameless8847
@nameless8847 6 ай бұрын
@3:10 Superman turned into Homelander really quick there. HAHAHAHA!
@Shanethefilmmaker
@Shanethefilmmaker 4 ай бұрын
Nah. Even Comic Superman would get that tired of Bruce's shit.
@JohnFreyholtz-ii8ju
@JohnFreyholtz-ii8ju 3 ай бұрын
Yea
@speeddemonji9547
@speeddemonji9547 3 ай бұрын
Not really unique to homelander
@nosuchthing8
@nosuchthing8 Ай бұрын
When SM gets emotional his eyes glow
@milkiassamuel780
@milkiassamuel780 8 ай бұрын
This definitely felt like Superman was getting payback for the Batman v Superman parody they made a couple years ago. I do hope this isn't the end of the Bat-Canned videos if Batman's getting fired, because Id love to see Flash or Green Lantern fired videos. These are genuinely funny
@thePsiMatrix
@thePsiMatrix 8 ай бұрын
It was... *checks* wow, at least 9 years ago kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y3iXimuAqblkoJI 'I used up all my good stuff last time'. 🤣
@UnitedFan2
@UnitedFan2 8 ай бұрын
More like a decade ago
@JamesHolmez
@JamesHolmez 8 ай бұрын
And 20million views later
@ronjeremyrulz
@ronjeremyrulz 8 ай бұрын
theres still a flash and joker one, they are in the end graphic with the other ones
@patrickstewart3446
@patrickstewart3446 8 ай бұрын
Batman still has the Batfamily to Batcan. 😁
@MyBiPolarBearMax
@MyBiPolarBearMax 8 ай бұрын
I cant believe Superman wouldn’t know he’s joking. Humor is like… Batman’s whole thing.
@OneTraveller
@OneTraveller 8 ай бұрын
😆
@OmniscientWarrior
@OmniscientWarrior 8 ай бұрын
That and riddles. Because riddles can be funny, like jokes.
@naamadossantossilva4736
@naamadossantossilva4736 3 ай бұрын
Nah,i am pretty sure he is so humorless his enemy is a clown.
@MaikeruO
@MaikeruO 3 ай бұрын
I mean, yeah, Batman is a pathetic clown (who fights pathetic clowns)
@twglenn9636
@twglenn9636 2 ай бұрын
A sense of humor is like a set of living birth parrents. Not every superhero gets one.
@cliffbot638
@cliffbot638 8 ай бұрын
4:53 Is my favorite. Clark's face just screams, "Are you for real?"
@ArkhamKnight-uj6ww
@ArkhamKnight-uj6ww 16 күн бұрын
It’s like why the hell is he still trying this shit with me
@masere
@masere 8 ай бұрын
"Touch this rock." "Really? Youre not even trying now."😂😂
@DIYBFF123
@DIYBFF123 8 ай бұрын
That Guy playing Superman is actually really good! Like a mix between Cavil and Reeve
@ChineduOpara
@ChineduOpara 8 ай бұрын
Yeah!!! And from a certain angle he kinda looks like Christian Bale 😂
@TheDJOblivion
@TheDJOblivion 8 ай бұрын
Definitely better than that current twat in the arrowverse.
@DaddyVader87
@DaddyVader87 8 ай бұрын
Actually, ya I see it. The perfect mix tbh.
@ohiasdxfcghbljokasdjhnfvaw4ehr
@ohiasdxfcghbljokasdjhnfvaw4ehr 8 ай бұрын
yeah he was surprisingly good, I could see him in a film
@doomdoomx
@doomdoomx 8 ай бұрын
if any of you are pretending he looks like any superman except nic cage, you're lying to yourselves
@one_with_kevrything9825
@one_with_kevrything9825 8 ай бұрын
If Bats is legit fired, you should have him do interviews to get on other teams. Avengers, Legion of Doom, X-Men, Globetrotters, Scooby Doo Gang. Sky is the limit, Pete. Keep up the good work.
@fraur001
@fraur001 7 ай бұрын
Imagine him trying to join the X-men Pete plays both Batman and Xavier lol
@josephhodges9819
@josephhodges9819 6 ай бұрын
Only if he can get on the 1980s Globetrotters.
@user-kz1rr4ri2o
@user-kz1rr4ri2o 6 ай бұрын
Imagine he ND tony stark have the interview
@omjarhad7292
@omjarhad7292 5 ай бұрын
That's actually good idea
@macsmith2013
@macsmith2013 5 ай бұрын
​@@user-kz1rr4ri2oYeah and Tony is so bored he does it with an empty Iron Man suit via remote (like in the Spiderman Homecoming I think) while chilling in the Caribbean.
@gerardjayetileke4373
@gerardjayetileke4373 8 ай бұрын
3:09 Hilarious how batman just literally sinks in to his suit when supes activates the heat 😂😂
@darrenthetuber743
@darrenthetuber743 8 ай бұрын
I like this in character of the Znyder superman, that one would definitely not hesitate to murder batman with his Lazer eyes
@Merglet
@Merglet 5 ай бұрын
1000000%. I had to pause the video to laugh for several minutes straight at that.
@ArkhamKnight-uj6ww
@ArkhamKnight-uj6ww 16 күн бұрын
Nearly went homelander there at that moment
@dishierbongo2757
@dishierbongo2757 5 ай бұрын
1:39 'Hope starts with a H' The funniest reference ever made in DC history
@kamael1125
@kamael1125 8 ай бұрын
The way Superman says: "Like a big boy" is pure perfection! And Batman's sad voice question: That's why Alfred always pre-hits the pinata...Freaking perfection. Can't wait to se the outtakes :D
@justinklenk
@justinklenk 8 ай бұрын
It's so character-appropriate that Bats can't ever emotionally take what he dishes out to everyone else around him... f'ing perfect. 😂
@mrstupiduniverse731c
@mrstupiduniverse731c 8 ай бұрын
Gum would be perfection too 😁
@TheBestcommentor
@TheBestcommentor 8 ай бұрын
I overfed these men?
@heathermillsphantomlimb9314
@heathermillsphantomlimb9314 8 ай бұрын
@@TheBestcommentorlook at that little guy. All tuckered out.
@austinkahle
@austinkahle 7 ай бұрын
​@heathermillsphantomlimb9314 one of my all-time favorite favorite Batman skits of Pete Holmes' Batman 😂
@foodbug
@foodbug 8 ай бұрын
The fact Batman carved a Kryptonite Shrek puppet just to get Superman to touch it is pure dedication 😂 if it wasn’t for the green tea , the puppet would surely fool him 😂
@stevediv3022
@stevediv3022 6 ай бұрын
That shit took me the fuck out 😂😂😂😂
@Floridaman6815
@Floridaman6815 5 ай бұрын
Oh I’m an orge I live in a swamp Hey now! Your rockstar get your game on
@tylersoto7465
@tylersoto7465 5 ай бұрын
What a farquaad lol
@speeddemonji9547
@speeddemonji9547 3 ай бұрын
Carved? Probably just stuffed with it.
@Batchall_Accepted
@Batchall_Accepted 3 ай бұрын
He clearly must have carved it during one of his Shrek holes
@ashwinhariharan
@ashwinhariharan 7 ай бұрын
I lost it at "Eat sh*t, f***wad!" 🤣🤣
@itsroulette
@itsroulette 8 ай бұрын
It's great to have "Badman" or other Batman sketches back. You can tell Pete probably just figured it was time to lean back into the stuff that was so great before.
@Andyfabb
@Andyfabb 8 ай бұрын
I’m so so happy Pete Holmes is back. Especially him being Batman :)
@srilemobitelsrile8809
@srilemobitelsrile8809 8 ай бұрын
But we need Badman.
@Quicksymphony
@Quicksymphony 8 ай бұрын
This. 😂
@nathanielcockayne2376
@nathanielcockayne2376 8 ай бұрын
ICY WATERS the old skits were so funny
@Ludzig
@Ludzig 8 ай бұрын
Couldn't come up with any new characters
@dmacbta
@dmacbta 8 ай бұрын
Same. I was sad his show didn't get the recognition it deserved. I'm glad he's back
@Pakilla64
@Pakilla64 8 ай бұрын
The Superman actor does a really good Henry Cavill impression! He's got even the subtle facial expressions down 100% Here I thought it was gonna be a dunkfest like last time, but man the way he's written actually feels like Superman. Something about his performance just exudes power, genuinely seems like a guy you don't wanna fuck with.
@AtomicPunk23
@AtomicPunk23 6 ай бұрын
4:27 was the funniest part. It's his attention to detail that makes the reference so funny.
@ZstormVR
@ZstormVR 5 ай бұрын
This is the greatest comedic thing i have seen on youtube in the past decade. Seriously, Pete holmes is the FUNNIEST batman ever. Please keep doing more of these. It feels like we took a time capsule and pulled it out from the early days of youtube.
@OlpyColpy
@OlpyColpy 8 ай бұрын
‘Hope starts with a H. I used all the best stuff last time’ now that’s a throwback 😂
@hardsandwich
@hardsandwich 8 ай бұрын
Laughed my ass off when Batman pulled out “The Asian Green Tea” lol
@justinklenk
@justinklenk 8 ай бұрын
Like he knew he might need a Plan B... C/D/E... F(arquat)...
@newyorkgiantsfan5440
@newyorkgiantsfan5440 7 ай бұрын
“I used up all my best stuff last time.” 😂😂😂
@clarencezer
@clarencezer 4 ай бұрын
5:04, where he just simply busts out the rock and says it's very holdable, I can't. 💀
@nikos731
@nikos731 8 ай бұрын
I can say with confidence that the Batman videos are by far Pete's best, both in dialog and in performances.
@Nord_Meadly
@Nord_Meadly 8 ай бұрын
Agreed especially against Superman
@LongHaulTrucker4Life
@LongHaulTrucker4Life 7 ай бұрын
Xmen were better tbh
@shmurt11
@shmurt11 6 ай бұрын
the wonder woman actress was mid
@BrokenDiety1
@BrokenDiety1 5 ай бұрын
​@@LongHaulTrucker4LifeJubilee is still my favorite!😅
@poeticrider918
@poeticrider918 5 ай бұрын
​@@LongHaulTrucker4Life Agreed
@perfectsoulmates2023
@perfectsoulmates2023 8 ай бұрын
4:21 Superman almost lost it !! LOL !!
@joserios3445
@joserios3445 7 ай бұрын
"Eat sh*t f**kwad" 😅😂🤣😭 the way he tilted his head to say that.
@ericostling4727
@ericostling4727 Ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@cy83r3
@cy83r3 8 ай бұрын
Please never stop making these Batman skits Pete. Nice clever Farquaad insult at the end 🤌🏼
@foryourconsiderationfilmre2854
@foryourconsiderationfilmre2854 8 ай бұрын
Can we please get Pete Holmes a comedy Justice League sitcom already! This guy is on another level! 👏
@The_Hulkster
@The_Hulkster 8 ай бұрын
Which one is pete holmes?
@joshnaver3994
@joshnaver3994 8 ай бұрын
​@@The_HulksterBatman
@kevincruise3521
@kevincruise3521 8 ай бұрын
Which one is Pete Holmes? You're missing out on some great comedy
@The_Hulkster
@The_Hulkster 8 ай бұрын
@@kevincruise3521 This video was just suggested to me today and I found a few more of his videos. Which leads me this... Harvey Dent, can he be trusted?
@ttrestle
@ttrestle 8 ай бұрын
I would absolutely watch that
@byronjordan8424
@byronjordan8424 8 ай бұрын
I’m not a Superman fan but this is like my favorite Superman. He’s straight forward and taking no BS from Batman. 🤣
@TheOneTrueNoName
@TheOneTrueNoName 6 ай бұрын
"I totally took down one of them" had me dying. Everybody plowing through tons of them while Batman in a fight for his life with one 🤣
@omariwalker1006
@omariwalker1006 8 ай бұрын
This man is a genuinely good Superman. I'd love to see him play him in a film!
@michaelpipkin9942
@michaelpipkin9942 8 ай бұрын
This is the 2nd time. Look up Badman vs Superman
@johnnytopgun6414
@johnnytopgun6414 7 ай бұрын
He's an awesome mercenary in Jack reacher and in the live action bits of Quantum Break
@josephhodges9819
@josephhodges9819 6 ай бұрын
Maybe as a parody of a parody.
@aswins.p7155
@aswins.p7155 3 ай бұрын
Nop
@Mystified2012
@Mystified2012 8 ай бұрын
Such a treat to see these classic comedy bits resurrected for the modern era. Thanks to the legendary Pete Holmes, and everyone involved!
@lazarusfitness3892
@lazarusfitness3892 7 ай бұрын
I am sad there wasn't a point where Superman is like where the hell are you getting all this kryptonite?!
@DangerMenWorking
@DangerMenWorking 8 ай бұрын
Pete Holmes, doing Batman, doing Shrek, doing Smashmouth with a Kryptonite puppet... priceless! LOL!
@florianhamburger56
@florianhamburger56 8 ай бұрын
I'm so glad you and you're crew is back, Pete. We missed you. It's also great that you got your actor friends back. You are all doing a terrific job.
@Doctor4077
@Doctor4077 8 ай бұрын
Superman remembered his last interaction with Batman so he came prepared.
@alexkatc59
@alexkatc59 8 ай бұрын
So he stole not only image but also Batman's superpower, did not he?
@royedwards2366
@royedwards2366 8 ай бұрын
The fact that Batman took the time to have a puppet made of Kryptonite shows how much he planned this future day if he needed to fire Superman. Another brilliant sketch.
@hatman4476
@hatman4476 8 ай бұрын
Batman got fired by Superman
@TEXAS2459
@TEXAS2459 8 ай бұрын
" Green Tea .... from Asia Minor " OMFG 🤣🤣 Hillarious A F This series is EPIC Pete!! we have missed these soo much!!
@davidjohnson-gs9je
@davidjohnson-gs9je 8 ай бұрын
“Hope starts with an H stupid” callback had me laughing too hard
@lavatr8322
@lavatr8322 8 ай бұрын
3:27 LMFAO 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Hagbard123
@Hagbard123 8 ай бұрын
Bats obsession with Supermans S on his suit, is an ongoing theme that never gets tired. "Hope starts with an H"😂😂
@8440k
@8440k 8 ай бұрын
Pete’s Scottish accent is freaking amazing!!
@MCPhatman
@MCPhatman 8 ай бұрын
It's not a scottish accent it's a Shrekish accent (the natives also call it Mikemyerish).
@justinklenk
@justinklenk 8 ай бұрын
HAAR-vay Deent - _CAHN_ wee _TROOST_ 'im, lad, ees wot wai need to knoo, ees wot ah'm _AHS-keen_ yoo now, ya bloody FEWL!!
@carljensen333
@carljensen333 8 ай бұрын
These videos have brought smiles to this old curmudgeon’s face. Batman is the icon of rationality and it’s fun seeing short flashes of everyone being rational except Batman. It’s hard to pick of favorite from the catalogue. I got to say the “I’m not Bruce Wayne” episode, but the bad sex jokes in the skit with Bane was hilarious. The format and writing fit well together. I ever hope for more to come.
@justinklenk
@justinklenk 8 ай бұрын
It's hard to make this strong of a statement, but I gotta seriously say that the Bane skit is truly in contention for the absolute funniest thing I've ever seen... I've watched it like 30 times over the years and it ruins me every time...
@patricktilton5377
@patricktilton5377 8 ай бұрын
@@justinklenkThe rubber suit really seals in the flavor . . . oh, and "Ass-mouth-vag!" LOL 🤣
@justinklenk
@justinklenk 8 ай бұрын
@@patricktilton5377 Yes - those were absolutely the two rawest lines from the entire roast!
@NicholasBennett-sm8rj
@NicholasBennett-sm8rj 8 ай бұрын
I stabbed you first 😂
@patricktilton5377
@patricktilton5377 8 ай бұрын
@@NicholasBennett-sm8rjNow you have my permission to cry . . .
@mzx380
@mzx380 8 ай бұрын
I love these and am glad you’re making more . Now bring back prof x!!!
@danielsanchez1527
@danielsanchez1527 Ай бұрын
The face he makes at 1:34 before he says "EAT SHIT, FUCK-WAD" always gets me.
@Crowelephant
@Crowelephant 8 ай бұрын
This was the best one yet. Not trying to make Superman look incompetent was a smart move. It would have felt disingenuous. Definitely a smart shift in dynamic, and funny as hell from start to finish.
@HulkVahkiin
@HulkVahkiin 8 ай бұрын
I mean how do you make one of the most powerful heroes look incompetent; even in their previous skit, they couldn't make him look incompetent but just make jokes about him.
@DSan-kl2yc
@DSan-kl2yc 8 ай бұрын
​@@HulkVahkiin somehow people manage Often
@user-pm6nx1fs2w
@user-pm6nx1fs2w 8 ай бұрын
​@@DSan-kl2ycespecially when having a good brain along with badass powers is a very prominent thing with him
@thungoda3082
@thungoda3082 8 ай бұрын
I was honestly waiting for a reveal that Batman was trying to stall Superman from leaving before revealing the kryptonite was built into his chair. Then the last line could be 'Prep time beats powers, bitch.'
@Crowelephant
@Crowelephant 8 ай бұрын
@@thungoda3082 😭 That would have been perfect.
@kidrobota3325
@kidrobota3325 8 ай бұрын
Love this series; very much hoping to see more Thomas Middleditch as Robert Pattinson.
@ohiasdxfcghbljokasdjhnfvaw4ehr
@ohiasdxfcghbljokasdjhnfvaw4ehr 8 ай бұрын
i want to see thomas as 500 different characters
@thewilhelmscream7912
@thewilhelmscream7912 8 ай бұрын
You mean Vengeance
@kamael1125
@kamael1125 8 ай бұрын
haha you get a good giggle out of me :D@@thewilhelmscream7912
@justinklenk
@justinklenk 8 ай бұрын
But he got bat-canned!! 😢 Can we trust him??
@scottyboy6269
@scottyboy6269 8 ай бұрын
Can't believe I went to school with him still was crazy seeing him in old skits and movies
@zolazar6928
@zolazar6928 Ай бұрын
Did Superman forget Batman pays for literally everything?
@alecjones4676
@alecjones4676 3 ай бұрын
It's kind of harsh but also somewhat understandable that Batman might consider kicking Aquaman out of the Justice League. But the fact that he ends up firing every single member, including Superman, for basically no reason at all is fucking hilarious.
@Tzgrey77
@Tzgrey77 8 ай бұрын
Also can we talk about how saving this one for the end, right after Batman fired everyone else was *sheer genius*
@thewolfofwallstreet627
@thewolfofwallstreet627 8 ай бұрын
Yeah it was. Although I still wanted to see him fire other justice league members like green lantern, green arrow, flash, Shazam, Robin and others first before we got to superman but this was still a cool series.
@faizanraza255
@faizanraza255 8 ай бұрын
So true, but I was expecting that Batman's going to be fired by Superman when they did Batman fires Batman... I said wait, where's Superman? lol
@danielabdelmalak3211
@danielabdelmalak3211 8 ай бұрын
“H is for hope. I used all my best stuff last time” 😂😂 Great stuff Pete!!
@borris3768
@borris3768 8 ай бұрын
"Hope starts with an H"
@paulv7744
@paulv7744 8 ай бұрын
Great job Butchering the joke you just heard. lol There's no S-ope for you.
@dewforpolitics
@dewforpolitics 8 ай бұрын
The innocent jar of pickles. Green tea from Asia… Asia Minor. 😂😂😂 best one yet
@celloyd4
@celloyd4 8 ай бұрын
Pete, this is my favorite thing of yours you do. You’re killer at these.
@basquat76
@basquat76 8 ай бұрын
I think that guy could legitimately play Superman.
@thebenforever
@thebenforever 8 ай бұрын
The guy playing Supes almost cracked a chuckle at "glowing green Shrek puppet". 🤣 So many good parts in this. But wait, doesn't Batman financially support the Hall of Justice?
@PeteTheGrouch
@PeteTheGrouch 7 ай бұрын
Pretty sure he foots 90% of the bills for the League... Put it this way - it sure weren't Supes who bought that fancy space station in DCAU.
@adaman.shr.3538
@adaman.shr.3538 3 ай бұрын
​@@PeteTheGrouchnot like superman can't do it he have a literal fortress with advance alien tech he is the son of the greatest mind of krypton science guild he can go to a meteor and use it for gold, we have Aquaman who is a literal king so i think financing is not a problem as for satellite between him, and stone they can easily make one.
@PeteTheGrouch
@PeteTheGrouch 3 ай бұрын
@@adaman.shr.3538 ...question - if Supes has all that 'advanced tech', why hasn't he cured cancer yet? Just curious...
@adaman.shr.3538
@adaman.shr.3538 3 ай бұрын
@@PeteTheGrouch if luthor can make time machines, cure cancer and a large variety of other resources why haven't he done it... Well I don't know but for superman well it's because according to himself as he told Gardner 'if I make decisions for them if I will do everything for everyone then that's not living they won't make decisions they won't understand the difference between right and wrong if I..... Given them everything then that means humanity won't develop it's not living anymore it's being kept..... Like a pet in a cage' if superman give them the cure to cancer then the next big situation that occures will have humanity will depend on him they will stagnant besides I'm pretty sure anything superman will do luthor will reverse this dude cured his sisters cancer to prove he can do it and then gave her cancer saying 'lex giveth, luthor taketh away'.
@melaniejane5560
@melaniejane5560 7 ай бұрын
Young man, you have lit the laughter fire I thought I lost. Your amazing!
@traviswyatt4356
@traviswyatt4356 5 ай бұрын
2:21 green tea from Asia
@traviswyatt4356
@traviswyatt4356 4 ай бұрын
4:52😂😂😂
@IzaqMckree
@IzaqMckree 8 ай бұрын
Batman should fire Austin Powers for no reason 😂. I'd love to see another Batman vs Superman part 3.
@Kryptnyt
@Kryptnyt 8 ай бұрын
There's a lot of reason to fire Austin Powers in todays climate
@AtomCarlyn
@AtomCarlyn 8 ай бұрын
I love how Superman couldn’t get through the shrek puppet line without grinning 😂
@Chosen_one_501
@Chosen_one_501 8 ай бұрын
Yeah lol
@moocow17
@moocow17 8 ай бұрын
good catch lmao didnt see that first watch
@pepperedash4424
@pepperedash4424 8 ай бұрын
Huh, to me, it looked more like agitation. I did see a brief smile cracked, however.
@ordenax
@ordenax 8 ай бұрын
Good catch. He is suppressing it hard.
@snmnmidld6203
@snmnmidld6203 8 ай бұрын
Never even saw a smile lol 😭 when was it
@ericwright3141
@ericwright3141 8 ай бұрын
Pete please keep making these! They are the best.
@adamvaldez1352
@adamvaldez1352 Ай бұрын
1:30 "Thats why Alfred always pre hits the pinata? 😢" hahaha dead
@Rozza2k
@Rozza2k 8 ай бұрын
So glad these are back! I'd love to see a spin off, where lex Luther fires members of the legion of doom. Like reverse flash for having a lazy name or gorilla grod for his smell ectr. Could add some more longevity into these and a good way of tapping into how ridiculous some of them are
@silverblade357
@silverblade357 8 ай бұрын
Lex Luthor: "You're out on your ass, Manta. I just can't tolerate your dumbass motivation. You used to just be evil and had some of the best drip in the LOD. That was great. That was classic villain stuff. Now, you've got this inane attempt to pull sympathy because your old man, *_the mass-murdering pirate,_* fucked around and found out. Do you even know how ignorant that makes us look? You can't go around preaching your own version of "live by the sword, die by the sword" when you're bellyaching about your POS parent dying by the sword. Stop it!"
@darkwolfe6286
@darkwolfe6286 8 ай бұрын
That is comedy gold 💯
@jumpinjono
@jumpinjono 8 ай бұрын
These sketches are the gift that keeps on giving! 😂
@alias0012
@alias0012 4 ай бұрын
"can you open the bottle of pickles" 😂😂😂
@lolltaylor
@lolltaylor 8 ай бұрын
I’m so happy you’re making more of these. It’s been a long ass time.
@apollolux
@apollolux 8 ай бұрын
That "green tea...from Asia" setup has one of the funniest punchlines I've heard to a Superman-related joke in a long time! XD
@earendilthemariner5546
@earendilthemariner5546 8 ай бұрын
"Its time to can your ass....like sardines bitch" i love that. Also supes' line about dads hitting the piñata so that the kid feels like a big boy
@Howard_T_Duck
@Howard_T_Duck 8 ай бұрын
Pete got the best actor for Superman, like holy shit, he’s perfect! The look, the speaking mannerisms, the attitude, all of it is just perfect!
@goatnicholson
@goatnicholson 8 ай бұрын
We went deep into the desperation of the Batsy and i suspect he tried hypnosis with the rock attempt to no avail. Owned.
@RobocopDood
@RobocopDood 8 ай бұрын
My sides hurt from laughing so hard when he spit the water out 😂
@michaela2870
@michaela2870 8 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@michaelwoolford
@michaelwoolford 7 ай бұрын
Oh I’m dieing, can’t breath 😂😂😂
@josephhodges9819
@josephhodges9819 6 ай бұрын
Might be asthma.
@philipstrugar587
@philipstrugar587 8 ай бұрын
When people ask me who my favorite Batman actor is, I always say Pete Holmes! Pete, glad to see your doing batman videos again! Please keep it up!
@commandingjudgedredd1841
@commandingjudgedredd1841 8 ай бұрын
He does have the potential to be a serious Batman. Even then, I'd still expect him to come out with some funny one liners
@placid5583
@placid5583 2 ай бұрын
What a "faquad"😂 whilst looking at the shrek puppet! Classic! 😂😂😂
@kc-kc3tl
@kc-kc3tl 8 ай бұрын
Best one so far! Love it!
@amarkray01
@amarkray01 8 ай бұрын
“That’s why Alfred always pre-hits the piñata?” I’m dead! 🤣🤣
@thechampuru
@thechampuru 8 ай бұрын
I was just waiting for some comedy genius to just jump right out at me and he hit me with the, "I help!" 🤣 That took me right out!!! Loving these new shorts! He needs his own show again! Imagine like an Office type show like this!? Would definitely watch!
@nicksmyth4050
@nicksmyth4050 Ай бұрын
“I’m not gonna put my hand in the glowing green Shrek puppet” always gets me
@ndjoker34
@ndjoker34 6 ай бұрын
I watched all of these and laughed so hard! I need more of these in my life. Please make more Pete.
@omniultimate
@omniultimate 8 ай бұрын
I'm half surprised Bats didn't try to throw the "rock" at him
@TimsFoyleHeadgear
@TimsFoyleHeadgear 8 ай бұрын
My eyes are still wet from laughing with the previous Bat-canned video and here's the next one already. Thanks Pete!!!
@youtubesuxnow8766
@youtubesuxnow8766 8 ай бұрын
Dude I'm so glad this is back. But also, I swear these two could have a show of their own. Like if James Gunn really wants DC to get back to it, hire Pete-Fuxkin-Holmes, and the Superman actor
@mattsteve7229
@mattsteve7229 8 ай бұрын
I love these skits. Keep them coming
@damonekstrom4363
@damonekstrom4363 8 ай бұрын
This was the best one yet! Drinking the kryptonite was hysterical! 😂
@SlideIX
@SlideIX 8 ай бұрын
“I used up all my best stuff last time” 😞 That tickled me 😂
@rickdagrexican7351
@rickdagrexican7351 8 ай бұрын
"What a Farkwad." BAAAAAHAHAHAHAAA!! Thank you for these great sketches
@heybub3019
@heybub3019 8 ай бұрын
These videos are absolutely gold.
@Parnman
@Parnman 8 ай бұрын
Loved it. Surprised Supes never reminded Batman that Kryptonite is still very radioactive and Bruce should take some anti rads. Excessive Kryptonite exposure killed Lex and I bet Bats made all those things himself 😂
@theyux1
@theyux1 8 ай бұрын
It depends on the version. Superman TAS it took lex wearing kryptonite for like a decade to be affected.
@justinklenk
@justinklenk 8 ай бұрын
"Bats"... lol.
@redrick8900
@redrick8900 8 ай бұрын
Kryptonite is barely radioactive. A human basically needs to wear kryptonite every day for years to get radiation poisoning from it.
@borris3768
@borris3768 8 ай бұрын
Shut up you nerds
@Artryom
@Artryom 8 ай бұрын
It can take absolute decades of holding for it to affect humans in anyway regular radiation would though, him holding these is canonically harmless right now. I can’t believe Deathstroke really tried to surgically implant Kryptonite into Rose’s eye socket, Nightwing had to save her, still oooooof.
@Emanon...
@Emanon... 8 ай бұрын
I fucking love these. We've missed your amazing skits, Pete!
@aggressivemastery
@aggressivemastery 8 ай бұрын
Awesome Work, I love these!
@nizambao4653
@nizambao4653 8 ай бұрын
Great video y'all. Pete is the greatest to ever do it.
@brodydanielson8662
@brodydanielson8662 8 ай бұрын
Better than SNL
@runningdebate2670
@runningdebate2670 8 ай бұрын
1000% especially the garbage they put on SNL now a days.
@vodkajaybulls
@vodkajaybulls 8 ай бұрын
Love these Pete! Thank you! 🤣🤣👍
@ChineduOpara
@ChineduOpara 8 ай бұрын
I've missed this series so much!
@vodkajaybulls
@vodkajaybulls 8 ай бұрын
@@ChineduOpara "my skills that I learned in the mountains!" 🤣🤣
@MikeSmith-bn1qr
@MikeSmith-bn1qr 8 ай бұрын
Dude the costumes are on point. Awesome video!
@DanielJayUSA
@DanielJayUSA 8 ай бұрын
That's why Alfred always prehits the Pinata?! 🎉🎉🎉 fucking gold
@mz1929
@mz1929 8 ай бұрын
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