Battle Butts III: The Ultimate Rebuttal

[@justinhudson256]

Dad has returned from the store!

[@Shlippi]

It sure did take him a while to get those cigarettes

[@LightCrib2]

Mine actually just did the exact moment I read this

[@jennaw2006]

My dad's still buying milk. I think he got lost bc he's been gone for 10 years

[@thepiguru]

Bill Cosby being immortal and having the ability to summon swords is the plot of the upcoming Cosby Show movie

[@RayLilith]

Remember that episode where Fat Albert and the gang enact street justice on Bill Cosby?

[@grannps]

*documentary

[@ShadeTavish]

Now we know how he was released from prison

[@TonTonTheBard]

22:30 *“After serving three consecutive life sentences, they have found that I am eternal.”* If that isn’t a fucking power statement, I don’t know what is.

[@BigPuddin]

"I will not die in jail."

[@spacecowboy7897]

you are wise, you will close your eyes and go to sleep now.

[@gren8te319]

he's just...too badass!

[@DiranJiru]

Dracula Flow energy from that statement.

[@AlexB-ju9iy]

Came for funny fights with silly characters, stayed to watch a woman combat a manofestation of her fear of motherhood

[@Ramsey276one]

Catherine 2? XD

[@gren8te319]

5:30 came to seee dick, stayed for the speedforce

[@GuitarSlayer136]

Don't forget the cockhorse who did the same thing

[@BLK_MN]

“How bad do you think we could get before Twitch bans us?” Lyle: “Do it” That’s why I love his humor.

[@discofraud]

that hatsy part was so emotional.

[@kirbyis4ever]

The battle of the fedora wearing incels drove me to tears

[@discofraud]

@@kirbyis4ever amen

[@PepeDaWise]

@@kirbyis4ever amen

[@TOXIN2000]

Does anyone know what the name of the track that played during that hatsy fight?

[@TOXIN2000]

@@Frodudus I had already found it there but I swear it wasn't there the first time I watched the video on release. he must have added it later

[@Banzeken]

"You look like a real pain in the ass" 1:35 Homer knows what he can expect up his rear if he loses

[@legopostmalone9239]

Oh no...

[@croaker5463]

@@legopostmalone9239 Oh yes...

[@innocentguy9639]

He did lose though

[@Tonymandagz]

Moms boyfriend legitimately looks like my stepdad

[@dualblade14]

Two Christmases!

[@osamazaidsaffaimam7689]

Lol

[@ryantyson6341]

It looks like everyone's step dad

[@Chillwave6]

*HEY SPORT* *JUST BECAUSE I'M NOT YOUR DAD DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN'T TALK TO ME*

[@yoindianbro]

Lyle no my body can't take it

[@uncleyokai]

The Throb Golbin should have been named the Throblin

[@CameraColossus]

It's Hob Goblin from Spiderman

[@uncleyokai]

@@CameraColossus I got the reference I just like Throbiln more cause it's dumb

[@991yugioh]

Nah GoblinAssassinCock Only Sanity Not Included fans would get this old reference.

[@kylethenoble1211]

A fly with human arms and legs running torwards me at full propulsion has to be the scariest shit I could imagine

[@dantheguy3303]

I'm mad about the Thanos because it was proportional

[@Ramsey276one]

SOMEHOW XD

[@iller3]

there's no Gold behind our Premieres

[@RatmanXtreme]

5:04 is the start of one of the greatest sequences in modern cinema. "The rising of hatsyII" is still talked about with a wonderment and reverence few other films have achieved.

[@GuitarSlayer136]

Remember your mother's eyes Hatsy!!!

[@MasterOfBepis]

dad thanks for finally bringing the milk home

[@Spraetii]

7:49 he just yeetus that feetus

[@LazyPirate8]

That some will'e coyote yeet

[@Toast241]

6:29 This is just like the episode where Mr. Krabs molts his shell

[@Cryogenicmonkey]

Incelerator: You shall be punished for your incelence

[@omarshah1614]

Nice

[@briancahill9594]

He requires a steady supply of incelin lest he die o'betas

[@DarkysLPs]

You're almost beating JonTron in the frequency of Uploads. Keep up the good work

[@17thknight]

Hopefully they'rr not beating him in the frequency of being white supremacists

[@chip6933]

17thknight please stop, go outside, and enjoy your day.

[@briarblack7437]

@@17thknight Yeah. Jon fucking ***Jafari*** is a white supremacist. Good job dumbass.

[@EmperorNero]

@@17thknight Autism as a hell if a drug.

[@17thknight]

@@briarblack7437 The guy who literally called for a white ethnostate and said that "Black people dilute gene pool". Yes, he is a white supremacist. You moron.

[@yungmythologist]

Dude. Everyone remembers Clockstoppers. No one fucking knows why, we just all do. It be like that.

[@trashpittv287]

Sp00n has really learned from Dad. At first, he was freaking out at his dumb creations, and now he's making ones that would make Dad proud.

[@dexwolf575]

Lyle's neckbeard voice is just Xavier Renegade Angel

[@theolddeus9672]

@Charles Hastings OOOH! Frittata

[@rustyshackle8000]

I know who I'm gonna make in the character creator now!

[@Grgrqr]

Now that you mention it, he looks eerily like a joke custom character

[@breakingpointproductions28]

I come back and watch this all the time. One of my favorite KZbin videos of all time.

[@Maltolyte]

"you may find some things obscene" literally one second later: THE FLY

[@bulletmonkeyxp]

Is it weird that the thing with hatsy at 5:06 gave me goose bumps

[@blackwing2da445]

I love that Lyle has effective MASTERED the Valdo style specifically for Hatsy. :)

[@gren8te319]

7:44 he slid into her dm's and she slid him right back out

[@mylifeisacomplexpastiche7901]

"Get over here, my chewy child~" ... what

[@frostbite0707]

I love how each character is a stand up routine

[@DagothDaddy]

Let's make EVO give these two their own stage

[@beeskneesmcgee406]

I gotta say, you guys come out with the weirdest god damn characters. And I love them all. (Amendeus II is my new favorite)

[@ethanrappthefilmmaker]

"Tell me Ammendus. Do they call it the Second Amendment because that's how long it took for the founding fathers to say OOPS?"

[@sirreginaldfishingtonxvii6149]

Mine is Penor (the lovable fan favorite character), obviously.

[@TheInquisitiveMug]

The worst thing about Mom's Boyfriend isn't that he's trying to replace your dad; It's that Lyle chose to get good at Astaroth. Who does that shit?

[@mylifeisacomplexpastiche7901]

1:07 I guess The Fly is really a horsefly.

[@88superlink]

That "MomsBF" bit hit too close to home

[@notoriousjester2593]

27:03 for the greatest plot twist of our time

[@DK-gw9lh]

1:05 he became a *horse fly*.

[@PlasmaSnake3]

This is exactly what I need

[@mrmcmeme8919]

Your commentary is actually really funny and clever holy shit

[@silentjesterxvbz]

DOS THOU EYES PERCIEVE ME, BUT DOES THE BATTLE BUTS THRICE BESHONE DOWN ON THIS MAKILED EARPTH, IT BE! THE BATTLE BUTS III, THE TRILOGY TO ENDITH ALL TRILIOGIOLIES! THOUT GODITH LYLE MC DOUCHBEYG HAS BLESSED US ALL!

[@Vyhox2000]

HatsyII: The TRUE final boss of Octopath

[@dualblade14]

Boss? I think you mean hero.

[@BramLastname]

This gives a whole new meaning to Mustang Dong

[@phoonwax]

1:06 I guess you could say its a *Horse Fly*

[@reapordeath]

IM DYING LMAO

[@chazprice3774]

I’ll wait until the end of time for episode 4

[@iguanaboi3921]

Looks like Yoshi got Crocodile rocked

[@SirTickleTots]

Lyle grunt-screaming gives me SNI nostalgia

[@dragonempress8367]

6:31 Plankton: GOOD GRAVY, HE'S NAKED!

[@kristiandegroot130]

I guess you could say Skelton John snuffed out Yoshi-mitsu...*Like a Candle in The Wind*

[@steamedrice97]

IT'S OVER BEFORE IT'S BEGUN

[@chedaaaaar7083]

5:07 Can we just talk about how anime is this fight?

[@SLocoKnight]

And now we wait for soul calibur VII for battle butts IV...

[@nimrod2464]

Your voice in the hazbin ads are hilarious thank you

[@Jordanlolqwerty]

"Oh, we're both mummies! No, God damn it!"

[@jakecross6212]

Longest and best Battle Butts episode yet!

[@Ches652]

1:33 oh goodness

[@joshm7335]

I made some kind of high-pitched wheezing sound when I heard "Only my heart conditions and breathing can defeat me". Also, how advanced is the character creation in this f**king game?

[@Ramsey276one]

VERY XD

[@MoaRider]

Please Lyle, there must be more. I need more Battles of the Butts. Life is forfeit without Hatsy.

[@Brother_Aniki]

Hatsy... had a hard life. It's time to let him rest.

[@420_investment_banker]

The whole "Appropriator" part had me in stitches

[@AbadonXXX]

mom’s bf should have had the orb to show he is dad

[@johnw6667]

Please do more, this is the most funniest thing ive ever watched

[@birdoven5754]

When DK did the super, he should have said "BANANA SLAMMA"

[@vitora.9524]

Thanks KZbin recommendation! Haven't laughed that hard for some time now, your channel is awesome

[@Trygyl]

I love how long Lyle’s character last in regards to the others

[@patterbits3963]

Lyle is legitimately my favorite KZbinr and content creator in general, and it warms my fucking heart someone else out there has a weird detailed memory of Clockstoppers.

[@hellboundangel5777]

Jontron with real life actually Phil Swift of FlexTape and now Dad preparing for battle butts AGAIN!? God has come back a very merry Christmas this year shall be...

[@hellboundangel5777]

Dad Lyle if you’re listening please, return to oneyplays soon or if you ever do another Spoilers Ahead do it on Slender Man or Splender Wo-Man, cause that movie was fucking dumb.

[@Coolio_Ash]

I feel like there is a whole ton of lore I dont know about hatsy and I want to know

[@jessbellis9510]

Previous Battle Butts have been my favourite videos of all time. Lyle's creations are always brilliant.

[@uruburus5203]

omfg the neckbeard battle noooo

[@kyubiiofrage]

8:45 Hey look, Lyle predicted the Sonic movie design

[@AmberStargaze]

don't know if this had been said yet in the comments but using nightmare is perfect for the fly as his ultimate move id becoming a 'horsefly'

[@pwanchi09]

When the fly used its ult, i guess you could say it became a... horsefly.

[@echidnavampire]

Real shit, you're still one of the funniest people on youtube. I wish you would upload more often

[@KHPandaZ]

I really hope Street Fight 6 character customization allows Lyle to make a new video like this.

[@THEBIGCHULETA]

The fly looks like a turtle with red nuts doing a hand stand.

[@yoursonisold8743]

"What was that?!" "An attack on the free press!" Shit, you guys are hilarious.

[@InterruptingOctopus]

"Hip to be square" is a song by Huey Lewis and THE NEWS and was recently parodied in a KZbin video called "fuck bees" Does art imitate life, or does life imitate art?

[@thesupernintendophile7404]

1:33 I'm genuinely shocked that this isn't age-restricted, Jesus Christ...

[@Drakelash]

The Sequel I waited for, for YEARS.

[@rangerelivsoup1637]

“NOT AGAIN!” “You mean, not a-GUN” Holy shit my sides

[@nicholascerillo4000]

The next time I play Pathfinder with my friends, I’m going to play a Gunslinger and name him Ammendius the Second.

[@nonononononoye]

I REMEMBER CLOCK STOPPERS

[@nepdisc3722]

this is my favorite episode of oneyplays

[@malwynnt5392]

I still get chills when Hatsy wins

[@Shadow60f]

Oh man it's been too long, these are always so freaking amazing, I shared them with my friends and everything, yes dood!!

[@skywardsword7367]

I love how right before it ended i was like i miss this and then not even a second later lyle said it

[@muskker9959]

D e m o n i t i z e d ?

[@Gormfeld]

12:23 this matchup reminds me of that old video of two kids reenacting scenes from Kingdom Hearts in a snowy parking lot lol.

[@SarthMannson]

I was waiting for this and it's even better than I could have ever imagined

[@BabushkaKoi]

12:35 is just a video game version of those two kids role-playing as Sora and Riku in a parking lot

[@doomdog92]

funny coincidence, that scene is also one of the few scenes i remember from clock stoppers

[@gren8te319]

15:40 it's criminal how badass this improv is

[@CosmicRejectsVideo]

Dad was right: 22:25

[@paragonrobbie9270]

I remember watching Battle Butts 1 when I was still a kid that loved SNI...I missed Lyle and Sp00n together.

[@berner]

Hey if Penor gets a flawless victory, does that mean he's un-cut?

[@WildcardGrey]

To have to fight your son what a truly painful fight.

[@PepeDaWise]

5:08 top ten anime battles

[@masterxl97]

5:08 Top 10 Anime Transformation Scenes

[@Lord_Viscerate]

Do you ever click on a video, thinking “yes, just yes.”

[@Ramsey276one]

Disclaimer is EXACTLY what I expect of any Deep Customization system in a videogame XD

[@WooshMagoosh]

1:14 C'mon guys, it's a HORSEFLY You're welcome

[@confusedTurtle_]

was that Mister Crow from Unreal Tournament 2004? wasn't expecting that one

[@2HandHangerDunksOnly]

MMMMMMMMMMMISTER CROW!