Pregame Discharge Intro Compilation (All Destructoid Intros In Order)

[@WrathClub]

Timecodes: 0:00 - It Begins 0:13 - Ep 1: A New Show 0:45 - Ep 2: Look To the Stars 1:04 - Ep 3: Deconstruct Before You Reconstruct 1:28 - Ep 4: Baby Fingers 2:06 - Ep 5: Custard of Love 2:35 - Ep 6: You’re in a Coma 3:04 - Ep 7: Pregame Discharge Gets a Name 3:36 - Ep 8: Shadow People 4:00 - Ep 9: Political 4:29 - Ep 10: A Serious Talk 5:33 - Ep 11: Moving Cardboard Boxes 6:09 - Ep 12: Shirtless Mario 6:57 - Ep 13: Too Cool 7:35 - Ep 14: Positive Motivation 8:17 - Ep 15: No Labels 8:58 - Ep 16: Do The Math 9:41 - Ep 17: Doctor Disrespect 10:18 - Ep 18: Building a Moat 11:11 - Ep 19: Bring Back Memory Cards 12:14 - Ep 20: Gone With The Wind 13:10 - Ep 21: Don’t Defend Videogames 14:17 - Ep 22: Destroy The Ocean 15:05 - Ep 23: The Hangover 15:51 - Ep 24: Whale Future 16:43 - Ep 25: You Don’t Get It 17:35 - Ep 26: What Year Is It 18:08 - Ep 27: Waste of Time 18:51 - Ep 28: Metaphorical Quantum Lava 19:54 - Ep 29: Jumping Out Of The TV 21:06 - Ep 30: Predictability is Death 21:48 - Ep 31: Pregame Mencharge 22:25 - Ep 32: Poetic Justice 23:10 - Ep 33: Gold Screaming Guy 23:51 - Ep 34: EJECT! EJECT! 24:40 - Ep 35: Dispelling Rumors 25:32 - Ep 36: Alien Vengeance 26:27 - Ep 37: Living The Dream 26:58 - Ep 38: GI Joseph 27:40 - Ep 39: One Hand Revolution 28:16 - Ep 40: A Look In The Mirror 29:11 - E3 2018 29:55 - Ep 41: Don’t Call it a Comeback 30:35 - Ep 42: A Family Company 31:16 - Ep 43: Banished From Land 32:01 - Ep 44: A Grand Conspiracy 32:53 - Ep 45: Everything Shining 33:31 - Ep 46: My Closest Enemies 34:30 - Ep 47: The New Meditation 35:08 - Ep 48: Sealed Knowledge 35:48 - Ep 49: Stealing the Orb 36:41 - Ep 50: Man of Many Hats 37:33 - Ep 51: Rungeforestow 38:25 - Ep 52: Your Parents Have Horrible Chemistry 39:04 - Ep 53: We Live in a Society 39:55 - Ep 54: I’m a Drifter 40:30 - Ep 55: EGLX Promo 41:24 - Ep 56: Fish on Stilts 42:11 - Ep 57: Slippery Time 42:46 - Ep 58: I Was WRONG 43:16 - Ep 59: The Puzzle 43:56 - Ep 60: Mommy Oil 44:40 - Ep 61: Amish 45:34 - Ep 62: Amish II 46:28 - Ep 63: Self Help Book 47:14 - Ep 64: Holiday Vengeance 48:07 - Ep 65: Fly Me To The Moon 48:48 - Ep 66: Deeper Meaning 49:47 - Ep 67: Mystery of the Missing Mystery 50:34 - Ep 68: Back From The Past 51:22 - Ep 69: The Action Room 52:00 - Ep 70: Raising Awareness 52:45 - Ep 71: Finding The Feeling 53:34 - Ep 72: The Truth About Trees 54:22 - Ep 73: Dance With Destiny 55:01 - Ep 74: Cleaning Up Your Mess 55:47 - Ep 75: Do Another Egypt 56:25 - Ep 76: Enlightenment 57:11 - Ep 77: Admit You Have A Problem 57:56 - Ep 78: Don’t Touch The Orb 58:43 - Ep 79: Worldly Bonds 59:45 - Ep 80: Gaps in the Narrative 1:00:27 - Ep 81: It’s Ok To Be Mad 1:01:07 - Ep 82: Keeping Up On Vengeances 1:02:01 - Ep 83: The Biggest Bath 1:02:50 - Ep 84: Insensitive Title 1:03:47 - Ep 85: Armchair Psychology 1:04:38 - Ep 86: Mario is my Dad 1:05:40 - E3 2019 1:06:43 - Ep 87: My “You” Impression 1:07:17 - Ep 88: Videogame Cat 1:08:01 - Ep 89: Doctors Hate Him 1:08:49 - Ep 90: I sang this one for some reason 1:09:23 - Ep 91: Mystery Afoot 1:10:23 - Ep 92: Bait and Switch 1:11:12 - Ep 93: All Business 1:11:58 - Ep 94: Avant Garde 1:13:07 - Ep 95: Self Worth 1:14:01 - Ep 96: Anti-Matter 1:14:54 - Ep 97: Colombo 1:15:56 - Ep 98: Chill Out 1:16:58 - Ep 99: You MAY Need to Touch The Orb 1:17:46 - Ep 100: Thoth 1:18:47 - Ep 101: Party Breaking 1:19:34 - Ep 102: Whimsy Washed 1:20:24 - Ep 103: Several Revolutions 1:21:29 - Ep 104: Vengeance on Children 1:22:32 - Ep 105: A Very Spooky Episode 1:23:34 - Ep 106: Shakespearean Intro 1:24:36 - Ep 107: Hole Situation 1:25:33 - Ep 108: Master of Calm 1:26:33 - Ep 109: Mr Deeds But Good 1:27:30 - Ep 110: Putting Together a Team 1:28:20 - Ep 111: The Lebron James of Gaming 1:29:15 - Ep 112: Philosophical Vengeance 1:30:14 - Ep 113: Remodeling 1:31:27 - Ep 114: Digital Spectre 1:32:32 - Ep 115: Space is Fake 1:33:30 - Ep 116: Gaming is Hard 1:34:27 - Ep 117: Digging a Deeper Hole 1:35:31 - Ep 118: The Day Chicken 1:36:28 - Ep 119: The Best Defense 1:37:37 - Ep 120: Soul Searching 1:38:43 - Ep 121: Face Off 1:39:54 - Ep 122: Douglas Fir Lost 1:40:57 - Ep 123: Open the Door 1:41:47 - Ep 124: Flexible 1:42:56 - Ep 125: Evil Never Sleeps 1:43:58 - Ep 126: AAAAAAAA 1:44:35 - Ep 127: I Discovered Gaming 1:45:42 - Ep 128: Destructoid Era Finale

[@Celt420]

The time has come, and so have we

[@Rick586]

This video has gotten more views in half a day than Destructoid's four latest videos combined, all of which have been up for over a week.

[@SuperLuis225]

Oh a sketch select thank f#@! That is next level, thank you!

[@crackedemerald4930]

Did you try to make these chapters and KZbin couldn't handle the number of them?

[@oscarbernal7961]

This man is an absolute legend. May his legacy continue.

[@mannmctrash]

Alright, I think I finally get the lore. So HE is Lyle Rath, and THIS is Pregame Discharge.

[@squeeblzmaloney4290]

That SOUNDS right, but....

[@Brother_Aniki]

There's no gold behind our money

[@Kingohel]

Lyle McDouchebag and the show is called baby fingers.

[@Phe0niz]

@@Kingohel Wait, I thought it was Custard of Love.

[@ContaminatedBeef]

wrong

[@Celt420]

Time to brush up on my Lyle Lore, the loreiest lore to ever lort about

[@l.e.b.3541]

Lore is just the second daughter of Lyle and that makes her not the big prize you may wanted - but Lore is still more than you can handle - so better leave her be. You'll just burn your fingers while chasing 2. place "Celt"

[@keirangray902]

Good lored that's a lot of lore

[@Celt420]

@@l.e.b.3541 Just like I did once on a fateful friday night, dancing with the devil in the pale moonlight, my intentions are similar to that of an arsonist since I plan on burning the dancefloor down as I put my fingers places they aught not be And no one can stop me

[@tgi3d881]

For the Lort have seen me and all I have done! And when they start jotting down my past secret dark lore, do they learn to mind their own beeeeees. Because when they forget about their bees do they lose their honey which I have taken. And although they want it back and say something like "hey you told me to mind my bees yet you hath not mind your own bees" to which I will show them my bees and they will learn my bees are the kind which take honey and vengeance other bees. For my bees are KILLER BEES! IM LYLE RATH AND THIS is Pregame Discharge. The only video game show that minds its own bees by minding everyone else's bees

[@hexedcrab]

god hearing it introduced by lyle ''mcdouchebag'' sent me waaaay back

[@yahabyssalboi875]

fr thank god he took some of those old vids down tho. ( i loved em but they didnt age very well lmaoo)

[@nolaz010]

Not as far back as GuitarmasterX7 Halo 3 Machinemas

[@Phe0niz]

@@nolaz010 Squad 68 will always be in my heart.

[@BlueGamingRage]

@@Phe0niz brawlgasm

[@Jefferu_Nintendomoto]

@@yahabyssalboi875 Heratic! Swaggalaggin will live on!

[@KlayTitan]

"Are you really going to watch a man yell into the void about video games and random nonsense with little to no context for and hour and 47 minutes?" Yes, yes I am

[@KlayTitan]

That was worth it

[@machinatingminotaur6285]

I believe the context is that he is lyle mcdouchebag (rath after the divorce) and this is pregame discharge

[@Pleasestoptalkingthanks]

*puts hands on hips, juts heroic chin out* Hmm. I think I will, hmm.

[@frankomancer]

1:08:36 "I don't expect you to play my game, that's why I tell you about the other ones" is genuinely such a rad line

[@rytebrane]

I watched this for 5 whole minutes without reading the title and thought lyle was doing a bit where the show just never started.

[@XTheAllianceX]

these will never get old

[@wednesdaygeckok.7899]

Just like our dad, Lyle.

[@churupinha3510]

Most quotes from this show could be read in Xavier from XRA's voice, and interchangeably a lot of quotes from XRA could be read in Lyle's voice, and either would work really well

[@swordmanshane3083]

My god your right 🤣

[@afroman5918]

1:03:47 It is alarming how much of this entire thing I have memorized

[@Sigh95]

Lyle must have been reading my diary because I’ve been dreaming of having an hour of alone time with him

[@crackedemerald4930]

Surely to play videogames, like the pregame discharge talks about

[@christiangonzalez3667]

I'm surprised Lyle doesn't do stand up or write for comedy especially being on Oney. Hits the funny bone all the time

[@rockzyk1291]

It's a very niche humor style. It might not translate well to the general public (or in person, in general).

[@crackedemerald4930]

Kyle's editing adds a lot too

[@abyazkarim6755]

The iconic guy, with his iconic one eye. Never stop making the only video game show.

[@eebneeb2256]

What scares me is how consistent it is....

[@Zackapo]

Lyle has such a badass screaming voice

[@TheMegaBulldog13]

Imma be honest I thought this was just a very long Pregame Discharge intro and was waiting for the gaming news and then I read the title

[@ColossalRage13]

Quite possible, THE best intro to anything, EVER

[@TheTrashDen]

I gotta give you massive props, you managed to make an extremely dating genre of content and have it still be very funny and entertaining to watch, full episodes included

[@artisticmc5144]

Listening to all of these is like an Xavier ramble that never ends

[@cranksock6949]

“This doesn’t have to be an existential crisis, it’s just got to be a good fucking time” is a very solid line.

[@Genyosai03]

I was watching these late into the series, going back made me see Lyle's descent into madness.

[@Woolong742]

I love how there's a kind of continuity that emerges after the first hour or so. Fantastic fucking writing, Lyle. I love your humor.

[@adamruiz3683]

Man, watching these makes me regret not having known about Lyle's earlier stuff. I only found him through OneyPlays and I wish I could've been there to watch and wait for his Destructoid stuff as it dropped.

[@TheMooper27]

Finally, I can watch all the Lyle lore on repeat while I embark on my own journey of vengeance.

[@aguynamed9au1]

This show's intros are a pretty alright example of flanderization. it went from Baby Fingers to AAAAAAAAAA

[@CritScratch]

Ahh yes. Lyle screaming for over an hour. Just what I need to get me to sleep. Sing me your dulcet tones, video game man.

[@Big_Funi_Official]

I ate an edible and just sat here giggling watching this til I passed the fuck out

[@thedazzlingape2006]

im glad I caught this while Lyle is on his 4 month drunk-a-year bender. hopefully he wont delete this one after 4 hours like last time.

[@TyeDPod]

Oh, what a wonderful way to spend 10 years. Happy 333th episode!

[@TyeDPod]

Side note, wtf is that at 1:32:53? What is the origin of this space clip?

[@brovid-19]

Is it weird that I'm sitting here listening to this while naked and taking a dump while playing Pokemon and drinking moonshine

[@BloodMasterLink]

It would be weirder if you weren’t

[@Kinoksis]

Time to get my seasonal dosage of lore... WITH A VENGEANCE!

[@evodolka]

Ok nice to see these intros were funny even back at the beginning

[@austinstyer612]

I fucking love every intro you come up with, it's godlike

[@JocasteNonaka]

Gods, *thank you* for this. Honestly, the way I show your videos off to people is throwing a few of my favorite intros at, lol.

[@alphacode5]

finally a compilation of all the baby fingers intro

[@tulpabubble2453]

Wild to see how long ago the McDouchBag era ended

[@WildcardGrey]

Thank you to the great lyle above for blessing me with thee. I shall cherish these intros as if they're family heirlooms. Nothing fills me with greater satisfaction know such perfection exists.

[@pancookieplays]

finally, the entire revenge saga all in one place

[@PALACIO254]

It will always be love custard in my heart

[@AFriskyGamer]

This gave me such a chill Saturday. This seemed like such a PITA to edit. Thank you. Gotta go, I see a glowing orb and I think your instructions were to touch it.

[@janefkrbtt]

i think it was the third episode when the intros really started to go off the rails cinematically

[@picklepockets4016]

I wanted this for so long

[@Taekwonjoe]

This was like running a marathon. By the end my brain was so messed up that I tried to dodge the golf ball at 1:35:24 . Why did you make me watch this Lyle?

[@gavinhosto1929]

I'm glad we're getting a complete lore video on guitarmasterx7

[@devastatheseeker9967]

I miss when this show was called baby fingers

[@meltingatom]

What we dont realize is that there are dozens of him, all making individual episodes

[@MaximumRabbit]

The best birthday present a viewer could ask for. Thank you, Lyle.

[@wafflesthevilwarrior]

THE ONLY VIDEO GAME SHOW

[@beastmanreview009]

Lyle...Lyle...Crocodile.

[@smegmalasagna]

Man I am enjoying myself so much watching this compilation.

[@tykykable]

This really is the only gaming show that always sprinkles when it tinkles.

[@raumfahreturschutze]

tell me when he's not looking, im gonna touch the orb

[@safourgardpa5459]

Wow that was fucking beautiful. I dig your writing and I wish I could experience more of it

[@grand_tourist46]

Good God almighty, this video needed to be made! Thank you!

[@scobgoblin]

The virgin "Death can have me when it earns me" Kratos vs. the chad "If death cannot claim me yet then he is a FOOL and I refuse to attend his birthday party" Lyle

[@twitchyeyess]

Thank you Lyle, Very Cool!

[@Fergit_]

daily reminder to NOT TOUCH THE ORB not yet not... yet

[@sur-shiner]

I feel like watching this has improved me as a writer

[@BleakLiving]

I just watched the one from 2 years ago. Perfect timing.

[@baronvonsmooth5017]

Thanks lyle, for another banger!

[@sodamnclose9203]

YES! Now this gets me rock hard

[@timkimmel9935]

It's still baby fingers to me. Every time I see a cute baby I see Lyle's face on the baby fingers

[@AstraVex]

Falling asleep to this entire video with the volume on full-blast with all my windows open at 3AM was like a beautiful nightmare...💖

[@bransyddall8910]

I do so enjoy this Lyle of wrath’s prophecies and tales

[@NeoValeTudo]

Newest episode of sanity dropped

[@HeheICreamed]

2:17 Truly, a man ahead of his time.

[@sslingo]

this was a known fact for a long time now

[@HeheICreamed]

@@sslingo The old tricks are the best tricks.

[@SAVANTI711]

1:49 Text: NO i really, really don't like "Baby Fingers" (Smormu)

[@Cen21000]

Listening to this with a fever was the right decision

[@gravityrushfan299]

1:14:54-1:15:56 metal gear solid 2 plot in nutshell.

[@clanofclams2720]

You posted the same time codes ten months prior to this with a different joke.

[@gravityrushfan299]

correct@@clanofclams2720

[@mattblack3813]

16:55 hey Tomar look it’s you

[@keiclera6596]

this is some genius stuff

[@STH151NicoleFan]

This guy knows the real truth about everything happening in the world everywhere.

[@razorthecurse]

I love how at 59:57 you just describe the plot to Getter Robo

[@Sneaky_Sneeze]

This video made my little nephew cry

[@thedazzlingape2006]

I cant believe Lyle isnt every angry or screaming character in every cartoon show yet. how do you miss this guy? adult swim, heres one slippery corndog you need to hole in!

[@BadJohnIsBad]

52:20 How the fuck did he know that

[@DefinitelyNotNoel]

"Get your shit together ni-INTENDO" had me creasing

[@idiotonhiskeyboard4199]

These are actual ramblings of an insane man

[@themarkktv]

That last one always gets me, I didn't know why

[@DarkysLPs]

blessed be this upload for the Orb is eternal

[@itastemyownpreckum3061]

Imagine not being babu fingers

[@tele7angelist]

my favorite mentally unstable demigod and his video game news purgatory :3

[@KainXross]

I miss baby fingers..

[@TemmiePlays]

definitely call the show baby fingers

[@n0isyturtle]

The most confrontational video yet. I played this for my class, half of them had to speak to the consoler, and the rest said they had to take a break from the intensity to create a safe space.

[@johngoode3509]

How TF did this sooth me to sleep last night

[@smolpener7430]

A guy once got into the machine and then it was turned on, he was fine.

[@zion6680]

Beautiful, best thing since botched touch up of that one spanish Jesus painting.

[@elikile1937]

The greatest indie movie I have ever seen.

[@chriskoloski32]

Let's not forget lyle said aliens were gonna give us another plague before the kung flu showed up

[@evansantoya9497]

finally, a compendium of spacial canon of the scream dad.

[@AtomicFire41]

I already watch the Best Of every other month or so, no I’ve got another dose of dad to mainline

[@SashQuack]

I want that god damn orb

[@emamess]

this is great

[@prophetjamz94]

Never Change Lyle.... Never Change

[@joshuatorres8232]

This needed to exist

[@DCGMatthew1]

That's Lyle Rath, and that's Pre-Game Discharge.

[@yuuneeq9494]

If you told me Lyle was a writer on Xavier: Renegade Angel, I'd believe it without question.

[@bbq_pigeon]

This is the discharge I crave

[@atowy7]

He is indeed Lyle Rath/McDouchebag and this is Pregame Discharge