Fighting Terrible Characters

We made some really stupid characters in SoulCalibur VI, and this is the result.
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Fighting Terrible Characters in Soul Calibur 6

[@kanyeluvr5002]

*"Drink from me and taste the dryness of a thousand suns, attack me if you dare."* *~Dasani Water Bottle*

[@josebarro1014]

Congrats on 666 likes

[@ddlcfan5539]

Everything about this is yes

[@bruhmoment1904]

Yyy is 666 Who got the joke

[@shadetee234]

This is gonna be my senior quote

[@shmoppl3320]

@@bruhmoment1904 I think you meant ץץץ

[@b10opy]

3:02 thats not bowser, that’s cereal when has milk

[@Ll-vn5xr]

Omg yes

[@Ll-vn5xr]

Omgg yeas

[@flatlad]

OMG Yes

[@fishfactoid529]

omg yes

[@amagespigott437]

oM G y es

[@smelly1660]

You know Carson has reached every corner of youtube when he was a guest on Smosh and a clip from this video was used in one of Shane Dawson’s videos

[@GOING_POSTAL666]

true, i laughed so hard seeing his clip.

[@remoquillojosemiguel1105]

Timestamp?

[@smelly1660]

miggy remoqsss in Shane’s video, it is at 23:51 and he used the very first clip in this video. It was in the newest video on the Shane Glossin Channel

[@rockefellerst]

he was even in a Skydoesminecraft video

[@asparagus4598]

@@GOING_POSTAL666 what video

[@adrienneb6741]

2:07 I lost control of my body I was laughing so hard

[@mineturtle1042]

*bonetrousle megalovania starts playing in the background*

[@resinous4106]

Uhuhuhuhuhuhuh i fuckin died laughin

[@aspergheist690]

I spat my water

[@nolandspring]

It’s so perfect

[@bystand_r]

Papyrus no longer believes in you. *Megalo strike back kicks up*

[@lilelfyshow207]

Judging by the skirt, clylinder was a failed Dasani water bottle

[@cheesedirks7256]

Hidden Carson lore

[@jamsjams1111]

Dont speak about clylinder that way

[@vc9491]

i thought it was mughead from cuphead

[@vc9491]

or is it mugman?

[@vc9491]

oh its mugman

[@daf_7]

My mom asked me why I was laughing so hard, and all I said was “cylinder”

[@chilz808]

Now i'm trying to get my mom's attention, it's not going to happen tho

[@lurkingherkin1223]

What a madlad

[@OreoCrimson]

*_c y l i n d e r._*

[@valerieismad4114]

*mortal kombat(•̀ᴗ•́)و ̑̑*

[@jeej7345]

1000th like, my life is complete

[@abottleofcranberryjuice4311]

"You wanna know why his weapons are yellow?" " *for the ba na na* "

[@flumpthps2319]

Thats easily the funniest thing someone said ironically but it could also fit so well as a unironic line a minion in the actual movie would say

[@Livvvyloaf]

Never in a million years would I see Carson in a Shane Dawson video about Dasani water

[@KnivesOfSorrow]

liv I like your profile bro.

[@Johnye_]

That’s why I came back to this video 😂

[@yourmomdotcom7673]

@@KnivesOfSorrow is it Gerard Way or am I trippen

[@KnivesOfSorrow]

Spirit it’s Gerard

[@yourmomdotcom7673]

@@KnivesOfSorrow aww hell yah!😂

[@FinnKid1]

I've seen more character customization than actual fighting in this game

[@fatherlemon3098]

is that bad tho

[@pedroxvqv12]

@@fatherlemon3098 no its great, think of creating big chungus

[@derekstronf1837]

@@pedroxvqv12 I passed a few Big Chunguses Last week

[@hhoop3876]

Derek Stronf you mean C H U N G I

[@pressstartgaming6045]

@@derekstronf1837 ybcxbhuuh c j d n

[@jdizon]

This isn't a fighting game with a character customizer It's a character customization game with a fighting game duct taped to its side

[@OrderoftheHammer]

Is it still worth it or just like most of the other Soul Calibers ? Im not even sure how many it allows you to create. Im torn between getting this and Fist of the North Star.

[@OrderoftheHammer]

oh hell yeah : ))) glad I finally picked this one up. Thanks again ! This is gonna be fun

[@GabrielSantana-xo9gx]

@@wrathofbabushka8475 Comparing youtube to a fighting game is not a good comparison

[@megangibbs4158]

I knew it!

[@flatmarssociety5707]

Tape a katana to a ps4 boom the weeb machine

[@yourcousinthrocky]

Shane used the Dasani water bottle joke in his new shaneglosslin video

[@moved4028]

mi_confusing i screamed when i saw it while watching the video lmaoo

[@laneyvibes]

when you post a similar comment and this one gets more likes

[@cecec7513]

I died when I heard shane use this😂

[@honeytabbies]

can someone please link me and give me a timestamp lmaooo

[@hope_likes_things]

mi_confusing what time in the Shane vid I can’t find it

[@Jbazzell24]

“He looked like Doctor Strange so i named him professor Odd” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@johnfreefirekennedy9711]

weird principal

[@LowkeyJouta]

Bizarre janitor

[@sloppiest.soldier]

Educational Staff Unusual Also I can’t tell if that doge pfp is intentionally bad or not

[@EuclidEndless5]

Concerning Super Attendant.

[@Clarebear0925]

Crazy Teacher

[@vladimirlenin5589]

4:36 is what happens when you don't pay your taxes

[@Gemst0ne]

Exactly

[@romanschmidke1955]

Ok lenin

[@smol-boi-lloyd722]

Drowning in dept

[@public_property0423]

Vladimir Lenin Look out Yoshi

[@3lectricbeast173]

*DO YOU OWE 10,000 DOLLARS OR MORE TO THE IRS?*

[@just-a-silly-goofy-guy]

What you playing at saying Dasani water bottle is a bad character? Fite me m8

[@demetrieuvin8462]

YO WTF U AGAIN

[@ifightforuser9849]

Your here too?

[@qharemswagbola7159]

Wow who the fuck are you?!

[@DefaultMushroom]

Fiji is the final boss

[@canada8472]

That wasn’t funny

[@insertcringehere5833]

6:41 If doctor strange looked like a fortnite default skin this is the product

[@JopocaJ]

I'm just going to forget the drama for a bit and enjoy one of my favorite videos

[@codemcfrosty7649]

yeah me too bro. it sucks what happened.

[@migs9374]

Yeah

[@johnnyspeedboat6656]

Yeah. I get the drama, but since we still don't have an actual statement from Carson himself, it's pretty hard to "pick a side". At least for me anyways, I need a bit more evidence to decide for myself.

[@Bennieboy918]

@@johnnyspeedboat6656 i sure hope you pick the side of the law

[@johnnyspeedboat6656]

@@Bennieboy918 If he makes his statement and confirms everything we've heard, then of course I'd agree with the law. I just want to have confirmation that these allegations are true before I cancel anyone.

[@CherrygroveCity]

Hit Or Miss Girl for DLC character

[@pandadeadpool2163]

Winston Teaser Trailer coming soon

[@qharemswagbola7159]

@danlol 183 no u

[@kayda8689]

@GreenSpeed 722 *_OOO O OO OH SHIP IT MIGHT BE A TRAP_*

[@leokm9586]

@GreenSpeed 722 We're sure fam. It's 100% safe

[@Mar7inAstro]

Yes

[@cryoforceyeet8893]

*DASANI WATER BOTTLE* TASTE THE DRYNESS OF A THOUSAND SUNS

[@mark-jf5ik]

yuh

[@moontrooper2587]

Don’t wanna touch it. ... It’s at 666 likes.

[@TheTerribleUsername]

*_FIGHT ME IF YOU DARE._*

[@toshi3866]

I bought this game and made charlie brown He is my best character

[@Raf-qz7ih]

ni

[@andrewcarlson3486]

lucy better fuckin run

[@halfanegg6496]

This looks like a jojos episode

[@thomaskonatu6488]

A Cold One just add a shit ton more of asspulls and you are done

[@1FenFen1]

I can tell. It's terrible

[@alimations5226]

"Is this video a Jojo reference?"

[@dumbit7365]

@@alimations5226 Mister comedy take your reddit gold

[@jennifercorbett8640]

@@dumbit7365 Angry much?

[@BoisterousStudios]

Quality content. This is the best gaming roster I've ever seen.

[@pandadeadpool2163]

Sakurai wishes he was close to this level of sheer creativity

[@officialxverzusz]

IT IS I DASANI WATER BOTTLE

[@AxlReal]

Spyguygaming Xverzusz drink me and you will taste the dryness of 1000 suns attack me if you dare

[@rox2931]

i can’t say i expected this...

[@southerncaliforniaseismicd2848]

DRINK FROM ME AND YOU WILL TASTE THE DRYNESS OF 𝘼 𝙏𝙃𝙊𝙐𝙎𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝙎𝙐𝙉𝙎 ATTACK ME IF YOU DARE

[@radioactiveseaotter]

FlapJack - Your thighs are so large

[@connormagee9858]

Dasani water bottle is the only character powerful enough to defeat big lion

[@lotus7781]

cylinder, dasani water bottle, and merciless sun god versus big lion and his underling, professor odd

[@Fluffycthulhu]

"For the banana~" Why does that sentence have me in stitches? XD

[@mr.meloetta1939]

1:50 *[NYEH HEH HEH INTENSIFIES]*

[@stardustsama3688]

*THE GREAT PAPYRUS WOULD LIKE TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION*

[@user-ko9jy4lk9u]

Cute

[@PaxenOfficialDBL]

Its the fight when you kill sans before papyrus

[@euanship1598]

Make ben shapiro fight the hit or miss girl

[@AesirOdinn]

Ngwa's finest BRO ULTIME CROSSOVER

[@DeemsTheMemes]

K, but y tho...

[@ericjrthered4365]

Tree Now y not?

[@DeemsTheMemes]

EricJrTheRed , fair enough.

[@tubagusthariqgilbraltar7499]

Its not a girl its a boy

[@whiteobama3295]

The “I took all your train property’s” killed me

[@marsbarzz]

“He’s got a PhD in dub”

[@Fatherlessbiped]

The fight between professor odd and cylinder is actually a really important part of cylinders ark. As you can clearly see, professor odd has cylinders soul and he is using his powers. Cylinder must fight for his life to get his soul back

[@dasanibrack1687]

Im beyond Hating my real name

[@Bozo939]

God dammit I think I know what your pic is

[@vxrbxie80]

do you drink yourself

[@megangibbs4158]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@JL-nu6hq]

Miles Cota cursed dora

[@LSeba91]

@@Bozo939 d(ORA)

[@ConservativeWhiteMan741]

in all seriousness, Carson captured dasani's energy perfectly

[@felixserin7733]

Friend: Go talk to your crush You only got one shot! Me: ok! Also me when I confront her: 0:07

[@Versaucey]

I could imagine Papyrus defeating you and saying "Rest In Spaghetti Never Forgetti"

[@3Guys1Video]

woooooooow

[@mariaolinger9471]

Versaucey lmao

[@danielmclaughlin5413]

😂

[@mistermile7638]

NYEH HEH HEEES

[@Victor-Baxter]

When you defeat him, you immediately fight sans

[@lordofligma]

Are these characters canon in the CCU (Carson Cinematic Universe)?

[@benjamingoodman2775]

Justus Feliciano the merciless son god is of course

[@jareddesc]

i think the reason we like carson’s videos so much is because he’s literally just gaming with his friends and having fun like we did when we were kids

[@codythewolf130]

2:07 That's basically Disbelief Papyrus in a nutshell.

[@animationman7772]

Maybe we should be putting on disbelief theme.

[@BrandonReck]

*Dasani Water Bottle is the best anime character, don’t @ me.*

[@pandadeadpool2163]

*@S_A_N_S*

[@elitrem1843]

*several people are typing*

[@krushy2900]

@BrandonReck yeet

[@justchillun3008]

@me

[@Victor-Baxter]

@MinionFunny

[@i-win]

That's too much violence for my Christian server!

[@MSPaintDaily]

*Our

[@galaxy6143]

MS Paint Daily COMMUNISM

[@minecraftoverlordpe2842]

Hey, that's my joke!

[@charlieboyes2863]

pain.

[@godzillakingofthemonsters6996]

"You wanna know why his weapons are yellow?" "For the *bananaaa*"

[@jordanthecerberus6394]

4:02 the Pillsbury Doughboy is quaking

[@MSPaintDaily]

Trying to make me fail no nut November? I see how it is

[@aranciata1723]

HIS THIGHS ARE SO L A R G E

[@nibiru2x410]

Funny and original.

[@1nferno]

I failed at 00:01

[@theboys9084]

Papy front but

[@mettatonneo1147]

2:07 So, Papyrus has discovered a new power. That of his brother.

[@justmyopinion7201]

Say what you want about what this guy has done, he’s still an absolute comedic genius

[@tonydematteo6841]

Ye, I miss him, I heard he’s getting help and will be coming back.

[@justmyopinion7201]

@@tonydematteo6841 same

[@spilledink849]

4:37 "your rent is, due."

[@cosmicchickencasino21833]

D U E

[@kronos459]

D U E

[@brendenkrause1992]

D U E

[@cosmicchickencasino21833]

@@kronos459 D U E

[@cosmicchickencasino21833]

D U E

[@mack7058]

Carson’s laugh makes me think that he has tasted the dryness of a thousand suns.

[@sarcasticsuperjerk18]

2:06 *human...you have commited great sin*

[@jmundo06]

I guess youtube wanted me to see this video once more. Ignoring the drama, I love seeing these type of video carson makes.

[@turboguy67]

Cylinder is lowkey hot

[@liv4571]

I'm afraid I have to disagree. Dasani bottle is where it's at

[@lenlen8099]

Same

[@stoneapollyon8313]

only in soul caliber do you see mr.trump vs. a cylinder

[@claire-pk9um]

"I like how big Papyrus' ғʀᴏɴᴛ ʙᴜᴛᴛ is." Altrive, 2018

[@leahsophia]

screaming cause your video was in Shane’s video.

[@scout669]

My eye's went wide when i heard Carson's voice 👀

[@u_idiotkid425]

ikr wtfff

[@after8350]

Which Shane’s video

[@leahsophia]

Mr Sprite his alt channel, Shane Glossin

[@Bef1234]

Professor Odd is actually Cylinder Man from the future

[@neltednaka]

Professor Odd is Cilinder's father Who give up on the way of light and turned evil to gain more power, all when Cilinder was just a kid Years later, after his mother passed away, Cilinder goes on a quest to find his father a defeat him once and for all to stop all the suffering that his inventions and experiments have produced (Sorry for bad english i'm spanish)

[@neltednaka]

@Justin Z Carson, obviusly

[@neltednaka]

@Justin Z Some alternate version of Carson

[@neltednaka]

@Justin Z Something much worse with being youtuber as a hobbie

[@jf3nr]

So....Odd Future?

[@No.1-Yellow-Wood-Sorrel-Fan]

They call him, Carson...

[@SolarSoupYT]

I still quote “Dr Fortnite” and “He’s got a PHD in dub” to this day

[@soullessTV_]

the part about dasani was in shane dawson's new video-

[@hiilikecats1495]

In the very beginning

[@22TwentyTwo]

3:36 after re-watching that single part over 5 times it almost made me puke from laughing

[@idontcare9919]

B O O N K

[@thisisdoggy_]

"Hello. It is I, Dasani Water Bottle" If it starts with that you know it's gonna be a good video

[@mcstabbins4501]

Ignoring the bad shit drama, I like the humor in this

[@Lociooo]

I'm here to say goodbye

[@Oliver-dw7ts]

Sadly Twitter cancel culture doesn’t care if someone has done something like 2 years ago, and that was completely legal in his country

[@brycemiles7451]

Dasani water bottle pours into battle!

[@boppolopian]

6:23 you may not like it, but this is the ideal male body

[@ivtry8805]

ofc

[@i.suk.6146]

which one tho? They are both so magnificent

[@spacey3024]

6:13 *"i rEaLLy diD IT"*

[@ancientcultist4654]

After all this drama I won't ever forget your laugh.

[@blazingdragon6232]

*"HE CLEARLY LIKES IT"*

[@brownwhite1188]

blazing dragon that Will always be funny

[@brownwhite1188]

“Painful”

[@32beetroot]

tis thy, *_dasani water bottle!_*

[@spoonaddict8805]

Glad I can watch Carson videos knowing the controversy has been left behind

[@PapaCinder]

6:22 oh no! It's professor odd the arch nemesis of cylinder head!

[@martinstre2758]

2:00 Papyrus if he joined the underground royal guard!

[@falcon5178]

royal guard

[@martinstre2758]

Ok:)

[@DanielSambar]

_Top 10 Most Epic Gamer Moments Of All Time._

[@galaxy6143]

Daniel Sambar Dude you’re everywhere lmao

[@stevenfox__]

@@galaxy6143 I know, I see him everywhere too.

[@galaxy6143]

Steven Fox I’m also subscribed to him and he’s funny

[@Shaded_Strawberries]

I can’t believe a clip from this got in a Shane Dawson video

[@MsMollieMac]

This video is old, but this is what popped up in my recommended feed a year ago that let me know you existed. I've been watching you and some of your friends ever since. Thanks for the content, and I look forward to many more years of hearing that infectious laugh. Keep up the good work Carson, we love you!

[@justviewing8387]

I'm glad people are enjoying Soul Calibur, even if its for all the -wrong- right reasons.

[@VekksR]

This entire video had me in tears

[@ChiakiMotomaru]

same

[@yourmomdotcom7673]

When I heard Carson's voice in Shane new video, I was so happy. From the things that are happening right now, we all love you Carson. Stay strong💪❤👑

[@flyingpiggles1034]

I love the sheer unfiltered fear in Carson's voice when papyrus shows up

[@Trisaaru]

Ninja is op. Volvo, please fix.

[@TartSoTart]

What does a car company have to do with this?

[@Trisaaru]

TartSoTart It's supposed to be Valve. But some people say Volvo to make it funnier. (I know the game wasn't made by Valve, btw).

[@d34710]

Volvo xc90

[@kenney3485]

Hey guys Dasani water bottle here :)

[@Crazy-mk6zu]

I feel like we all need to wait for a response video before we make a decision

[@vetonrecica5558]

I feel like i need to make several different google accounts to bump this comment.

[@macktus]

He admitted it

[@Crazy-mk6zu]

@@macktus on which platform

[@macktus]

@@Crazy-mk6zu he told his close friends watch schlatts video watch the drama alert, there’s a lot of places. Carson is a very funny person and i hope he doesn’t do anything to himself he just needs to understand that what he did was manipulative.

[@Crazy-mk6zu]

@@macktus thanks ima go watch those I agree with you though

[@stalecornchips]

2:07 kills me every time

[@strangeman7577]

😤😤It’s mister Monopoly😤😤

[@slycabbii]

It's Rich Uncle Pennybags.

[@MutedMike]

This is the reason I live. I cant breathe without just laughing so hard my poop just flies out of my butt and into the spirally death hole that we like to call "the thunderdome" or the scientific name, "toilet". Like one time I was watching one of your videos on a road trip, and my poop flew all the way home, breaking my pants, a few windows, and the plumbing. The impact it made when it went into the toilet was so hard that it flushed itself. Now I am in the Guinness Word Records for longest poop fling in the world, and I thank you. I will send one of my metals to you for helping me achieve my goal of poop flinger.

[@flippinfingerboarding1001]

Lit

[@nlootah1386]

Wack

[@xImStX]

What the fuck

[@MutedMike]

I need carsons address. He deserves this as much as I do

[@jackstuhley1745]

And then everybody clapped.

[@copyright6868]

Hard to believe someone so pure could do something so impure

[@Oliver-dw7ts]

He followed his state law and has we’ve seen in the chats he didn’t use his being famous to be with that girl, he also said that he knew it was wrong and that he was worried, he was a stupid 19 year old but that doesn’t mean you should judge him. And you know what, his “friends” are probably just assholes that were friends with him just to get famous, cause goddamn something controversial comes out and they all just leave him, not help him through this times, he is now alone and being hated by people. His asshole friends aren’t helping him and his been driven away from something that he liked to do. Shut the fuck up and stop hating without knowing my what happened you impure asshole

[@eliotstenning-white3751]

They should do this again and make a Big Lion character

[@mattcampbell3045]

I just see professor odd and loss my shit cuz I just saw doctor strange and thought odd was just his cousin 3 times removed

[@Victor-Baxter]

He looked like his cousin and his uncle

[@CallMeCarson]

Big thank you to everyone for 600k! Also, I'm sorry this video took so long to come out. After the last few videos + twitchcon I was a little burnt out so it took me a bit to get this one out. I should be good now though, and the next video coming out will be Filth of Fiverr 2. If you're ever feeling a shortage of content, you can go watch my other content on my second channel - kzbin.info

[@zeems4104]

CallMeCarson k

[@SuperReeseP]

CallMeCarson k

[@beenzahir]

No prob

[@gaelthehuman1290]

CallMeCarson I farted and shidded please get mom

[@Bobjonerus]

CallMeCarson WOOOOOOOOOOO DASANI

[@jdashow9037]

Girls doing character creation: I'm gonna make the prettiest character ever. Boys:....

[@edvardmolnar8013]

Boys: *DASANI WATER BOTTLE*

[@pissapocalypse]

@@beep2851 Yeah it's more like "I wanna make the most badass character ever"

[@Razor_Afterlife]

Even girls make characters like these

[@TumbleBell]

Lies

[@crookedstarspromise]

Me, a girl: yeah no. I made deku-

[@bradleyteynor7802]

5 years???

[@nikibrajant]

2:02 Best part

[@mack7058]

Yea, I have a girlfriend. She just goes to a different school.

[@ryanb2266]

Pandoo yea I play fortnite yea I lost my virginity

[@Seraphim._X]

I’m glad he’s back now

[@PumkiinBeats]

Pov: You are sorting by New looking for comments about the allegations 4 months later

[@Oliver-dw7ts]

You got me

[@SirBagelFace]

There is a distinct lack of Sans in this video.

[@jgn]

Dansani Water Bottle vs Pepsi Man

[@emi_hehe]

This has got to be the most CONCENTRATED funny video I have ever seen

[@quarth9396]

3:51 sun god walking backwards is the best i love it

[@armandjosephramos]

5:15 look under at his left arm

[@longneccclarinet910]

??

[@landlockedcroat1554]

?

[@bigboycreams4769]

What is it?

[@cosmicchickencasino21833]

At his L E F T hand

[@zahando1576]

**papyrus appears** Me: wellp he’s boned

[@talibol3233]

THE HAANDDDDDDDDDDDD

[@TheTerribleUsername]

*SANS!*

[@xull5588]

lets totally pretend nots a jojo ref

[@Zach135]

Undercancer

[@lilvantasfan834]

(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@frostchak2163]

Man that outro mysic sounds so much like the bridge instrumental in The second half of Under pressure by logic. Favourite artist ever, and the bridge in between the phone calls is awesome.

[@BLANK-kw3xg]

The fact Carsons laugh echoes around my house is what keeps both me and my Father up at night