BATTLESHOTS 2

I'M GONNA THROW UP! 🐮🔪
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After the catastrophe that was Battle Shots, James gets to exact his revenge on the original creators Brett and Lindsey. But this time the drinks are far worse than before. Who will puke first?!?!
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Thank You 🐮🔪

[@robertwelch2843]

Can we add the "Malort Era" onto Cowchop's lore?

[@Brainwave101]

We'll eventually have a war between the Malort and the Balsamic Vinegar

[@TrainerC7]

That fan that sent the Malort needs to send them a restock! The warehouse must never be without Malort.

[@mariothingy]

Robert Welch and that Chicago shit

[@hairychesticles1]

Malort is my fave cowchop original OC

[@xxZwei]

Did you actually forgot the spray of wolf pee?

[@nicole_toast]

Brett seriously got an iron stomach. Honestly he puts up with so much shit yet he’s one of the few people who haven’t puked on the channel yet. A trooper, Brett is.

[@Ginauz]

All we got was a little puke on his hands due to sour cotton candy, what a legend

[@EthanEW]

I've seen him eat a whole lemon, skin and all, and not even wince at how sour it was.

[@mori9661]

he kinda threw up while eating a whole onion but i mean... he finished the Onion with the womit on it haha

[@Mysticfateee]

To be fair the first shot he had was insanely spicy... so that probably killed his sense of taste a decent bit

[@mslita09]

He's an old school badass :D

[@PeachMoo1]

16:25 When Lindsey started crying when she heard James say "mustard" I LOST IT

[@arikohima7207]

Next person leaving CowChop will be because of death

[@D-Dova]

Hopefully lindsey

[@brycemartin8511]

kek dashy u know you hating on her all the time actually makes you her biggest fan

[@D-Dova]

@@brycemartin8511 all the time ? and I made a joke stop getting triggered on the "internet" lol😂

[@brycemartin8511]

kek dashy lol I saw you hating on the last vid too, also it’s only a joke if it’s funny

[@D-Dova]

@@brycemartin8511 your mistaken sir and no jokes are not all funny learn the definition

[@nickdeluca4770]

The last time we saw Scientist James was elephant toothpaste...

[@MedzEvil]

Nick DeLuca still waiting for his part 2 of that were he does it on a bigger scale

[@Penguin1999sci]

I asked him about it on a stream once. He said he had more plans for that stuff, but a lot of the ingredients that he wanted he didn't have the clearance to buy, and now that he produces a bunch of the different shows on cow chop, he doesn't want to bog himself down with another thing to worry about.

[@WildWombats]

Hopefully one day that can change

[@AzrealTheDemon]

james is a mad scientist

[@Jawsh27]

There is no mercy in the eyes of James. Only revenge, hatred, and death.

[@alexanderheintz6834]

First youtuber to hit a million for a reason

[@Blubableful]

Nah I think he looked quite guilty when he said that he didn't know that Lindsey is allergic to mustard.

[@killerbait8240]

@@Blubableful actually that revengeful eyes disappeared right before that

[@ferdmiik943]

Josh the Obeast iiiiiiijjj

[@LightSoul-8]

He is the arbiter of vengeance. He is the Nova. He is James.

[@arthur-ny5rf]

They broke lindsay .. wow Edit: Welp, dont read the comments on this.. Have a nice day!

[@sadcrowcaws]

She had it good for too long...

[@andiCNH]

well she did walk off and have all the time to look at bretts, and stood up at the start to look

[@Countrybananas]

@@D-Dova Dude what's sad is that shes way out of your league and that's still your opinion anyway 😂😂😂😂

[@D-Dova]

@@Countrybananas out of your league maybe but im 1000s above that fat thing

[@Countrybananas]

@@D-Dova Hahahahaha the fact that you have to say it in a KZbin comment section while putting somebody else down in reply to a comment that had nothing to do with her looks you my dude are just projecting your ugly looks and low self esteem on to somebody else 😂😂😂😂

[@hungry_honcho]

lmao lindsey "this is a sad video" im dying

[@BlackbirdSJ]

This whole video is just a metaphor for demilitarisation

[@lee_gandhis_nuts5874]

The video kept using sad music after that and it killed me

[@chouchiha69]

The first one was sadder. XD

[@k0legacy]

Lindsay, crying: "so, what's in it? haha"

[@mslita09]

"Mustard" lol

[@Star_Charge]

Shoutout to all the camera men/women that have to not only record them vomit, have to hear it directly in their ear. These are the unsung heroes here.

[@MinimiMax]

They probably smell it a bit too

[@WiFiLuke]

I feel so bad for Lindsey until she brought out the Tequila. I didn't feel less bad, but boy does she seem used to this hahahahaha

[@batmanrapman578]

If you were working for cow chop, you'd probably drink too.

[@saltedchip7449]

dont coz she cheated.

[@WiFiLuke]

shotting is probably part of the hiring interview

[@janvanep7491]

when she walked away puking , see saw Brett's board

[@saltedchip7449]

not only that, she did it twice and at 21:00 she said 'drink whatever is in you're C1' so she knew where brett placed his ship.

[@dmprodanov]

You know when you finish taking a shower and the water makes a bunch of gurgling noises going down the drain? That's Lindsey burping at 13:22

[@Tblerune]

it sounds like when you hit the bottom of a milkshake with a straw lol

[@byonic-reaper]

You look like a Ukrainian Ninja

[@ketomine.]

This comment chain is gold

[@ASMRoob]

Garbage disposal

[@microwave_juice]

Lindsey and Brett were good at making the shots but nobody will beat out the terror that James deals in making concoctions

[@MrFloKop]

Can't wait to watch Battleshots 3 with Asher and Trevor!

[@kiro_ciganina4225]

too soon

[@patricklee1386]

trevyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[@anthonyhernandez9112]

Big sad

[@MrJoekinggiant74]

I think they should start a channel called Color Impaired

[@TheRedKnight101]

Battleshots 4 with Kootra and Kevin

[@eriksvids9094]

"March, they're fine." It's October. Also 13:22 was absolutely terrifying.

[@thedunne1980]

They probably filmed this in September so it's fine

[@porkins93]

My credit score has gone up 100 points since that creamer expired.

[@dragonscrafty]

I'm surprised Aleks didn't want some revenge too

[@kerarri158]

hes a russian probably planning for an actual chemical warfare

[@Yikitiz]

he got deported

[@KniferJ]

Yikitiz thats mest up 😅

[@kaisershephard916]

Teal Moggie Aleks would probably mix all Slavic alcoholic drinks into his shots, with a dash of poison. Ultimate Russian concoction.

[@MuskCow]

@@kaisershephard916 not enough to kill rasputin tho

[@nikenuumahda2860]

James I just love watching you poison other people 👍

[@dalazo]

This video is my happy place, holy fuck this will never not be funny, my mind just blocks it after a few years and I watch it again and just am in pain due to how fucking funny this is.

[@ShadowQrow]

This whole channel is what podcasts are to other people. I listen to videos in the BG on repeat while i work.

[@RampagingSith]

“ ok u don’t have to eat the licorice” 😂

[@youwot5364]

wtf is a licorice? lmao

[@GamesThemeSong]

James with that evil laugh when Linds gags drinking mustard :D Sorry Linds :/

[@mslita09]

Why are you saying sorry?

[@GamesThemeSong]

mslita09 feeling sorry for Lindsay :D

[@kdoggbonez]

Why do they torture themselves. Oh wait because its entertaining of course.

[@godofdeath6455]

@@wooaahh23 i couldn't agree with you more

[@SeniorNano]

Editors always comin in solid with the music

[@WildWombats]

LMAO The sad music playing when brett drank the nasty shots were hilarious and appropriate

[@freak8Out]

"I wouldn't put beef packet in yours" James is so thoughtful

[@MEHDIGAMINGJustGaming]

i missed them , i missed them a LOT 😔😔

[@Creedon99]

Me too bro me too

[@clamcheeks8816]

Still makes me laugh to tears all these years later

[@randomkid1234578]

Lindsey is just hammering back the tequila 😂

[@danbowes]

I'm sorry Brett and Lindsey but this is my new favorite episode

[@ShredderGG]

The sad music gets me every time haha!

[@LilPip26]

I just wanna say thank you from the bottom of my heart for everything you guys ive been going thru a pretty rough time lately and your videos have been the only thing that puts a smile on my face so thank you guys so much it really means a lot

[@CowChop]

hang in there bud

[@nabe999]

how does this only have 8 likes after 10 hours since they replied???

[@shakegss44]

Lindsey's drama about mustard made me tear up from laughing so much

[@dickygushy]

"Today I get a chance not at redemption, but at revenge." Is way too raw and powerful to be on a KZbin channel about playing board games

[@CircleToonsHD]

i watched a person die today holy shit

[@cilith1]

Lindsay totally saw where Brett's shots were placed when she came back from throwing up.

[@TacticalBe]

I don't think so...15:56

[@BarryDabutcher]

SHE BROKE THE RULES!!!

[@sc0op15]

Glad someone noticed

[@sc0op15]

@@TacticalBe your saying she doesn't have eyes???

[@professorbakasura3295]

nah she definitely cheated. can u blame her tho lol may have been little over exaggerated like every episode but that shit was coming from a deep place xD

[@olitraiga]

she obviously saw where his drinks were positioned when she came back from the bathroom.

[@LankySensei]

Here in 2021 and I miss Cow Chop :(

[@walruz011]

brett wheezing in the background is the funniest shit

[@gafferthecheese]

This is absolutely filthy and i love it. The sounds from Lindsey's throat. Dear god

[@militaryprecision3414]

I wonder if Lindsey cheated, looking at the shots on the way back from the bathroom. 🤔

[@kkaffe2655]

I saw it to. After she came back she just guessed the bot and top line...

[@militaryprecision3414]

@@kkaffe2655 bit of a coincidence eh? Haha

[@tannermeche7968]

I think she did

[@reptarien]

I feel like if I was throwing by brains up I wouldn't try to cheat. But that's just me

[@bananastand-2241]

Dude absolutely. Her acting like she’s not cheating made it so much worse. I enjoyed the video until she cheesed the fuck out of it.

[@SplendiferousOne]

Great video, but somehow my favorite part was the rolling bottlecap zoom-in xD

[@mrwri]

I stopped having sex for this. That was two years ago now.

[@mrwri]

no as he has regular sex

[@mrwri]

man red you must be fun at those parties you get invited to

[@citrusblast4372]

That means you can predict the future

[@MuffinCapBackBlue]

Antonio Banderas 👌

[@OPMadMan]

Day 705- Still eating while watching Cow Chop videos...big mistake

[@DankNorway]

This is the saddest series of Cow Chop, I want more for some reason

[@ohsnaps101]

Who thought that James should have this responsibility.... Oh GOD

[@GhettoBagel]

Brett's psychopath laughter makes me lose it every time. I fucking love him.

[@thecatthatatethehat9359]

"I'm chewing it and i still don't know what it is"

[@jezzyjazz]

I had so much feelings going trough this vid dude.

[@Shadowcify]

This is an excellent show! Love the addition of making the the shots, keep em coming :D

[@ogminimoose1190]

I miss Cowchop

[@turk3killer5]

Brett could be a poker champion man never breaks

[@asdf852asdf]

I like that despite everything James is willing to make Brett eat, he would never trick him to eat meat

[@nothankyou3226]

you guys give me that bit of joy that i dont have anymore. Thank you @cowchop

[@smokeythebaraa4688]

The sad music is really what makes this video great

[@militaryprecision3414]

Whoever sent them Malort... I love you!

[@leroyjenkins6256]

James - Pulls out some coffee creamer out of the fridge "When was this expired? March.." "They'll be fine."

[@MabinogiSheep]

Loved the random grape pickle hatred and the edit of the bottlecap! Loled so hard at work.

[@AdikanIra]

Lindsey gets a like and props much luv for u girl

[@robertwelch2843]

She didn't even get what she deserved. Poisoned the boys with Malort and she didn't even have to drink any

[@TheBlackdragon231]

@@robertwelch2843 plus she brought some tequilla for assistance

[@AdikanIra]

Pink Miami Nights more like pink Miami shites

[@TheBlackdragon231]

@@AdikanIra you sound real beta

[@jennifercoleman6459]

Omg as soon as I saw the notification I dropped everything to watch this! 😂♥️ thank you for making this I love this series

[@petris2010]

I love Bretts reactions and commentary. What a Legend!

[@ethos9306]

This is with out a doubt the best Cowchop video ever

[@awesome7426]

Just saying Lindsey definitely looked at Brett's board when she came back from puking.

[@FEknuckle]

Who will leave CowChop Next? 1.) Lindsey 2.) Lindsey 3.) Lindsey

[@porkins93]

Brett

[@porkins93]

@@jekim7864 dang dude. You must have an IQ of 140.

[@crm8769]

@@porkins93 no he is bigger IQ= 200 HE BIG SMART

[@jxsavage2047]

Jacob honestly

[@stinkusdinkus9255]

Jakob

[@manny8294]

Favourite cowchop series yet.

[@Dokujamu]

Man, I love you guys. Never quit being you

[@okeisgoe2]

Haven't laughed at a video this much since a long time. Loved seeing Lindsey and Brett in pain after what they did to Aleks and James

[@secallery]

Weak: "Lindsay cheated to win" Woke: nobody wins cowchop battleshots, they just survive

[@Woodyjohnson517]

I haven't laughed this hard in weeks! Beautiful.

[@80085word69]

I needed this today. Thank you

[@Magnetcross]

This video content reminds me of flashbacks of the show Fear Factor and James is the host lmao.

[@martinnavarro4124]

I think Lindsey May have seen Bret’s board after getting up 🤔

[@Devoke1990]

I agree 100% she could easily see his board when going to the bathroom.

[@Kiralucy]

she did its why she magically just happen to know. I think her getting up to the bathroom could of been a stunt to see. People are a lot more devious tho their faces may seem innocent. I sound like a dick head but im honest at least i do think that was on purpose.

[@AAARREUUUGHHHH]

@@Kiralucy Almost definitely she didn't do it on purpose she probably looked up and then had a oh shit I shouldn't have saw that sort of thing going on.

[@anon2752]

Probably, But hey in a game like this if ya arent cheating ya arent trying

[@srdeath117]

This is by far the funniest video I ever watched LMAO a plus one seeing Lindsey literally throw up 😂

[@benjo2648]

I NEED MORE OF THIS. Its amazing

[@Stoic558]

Finally! I enjoy watching them suffer.. it makes good content.

[@snowdjagha]

These ones were so much worse than the shots in the first BS! James came back hard!

[@andrewhuang316]

THIS NEEDS TO BECOME A SERIES

[@DexterasVI]

So we get the science and the action behind Battleshots. I love it!

[@gamerforce1229]

1:28 James morphs into markiplier

[@Isabelle-zy3ht]

28:17 y'all should check on your tea

[@samsrocky]

I love this series guys!

[@dethy611]

This is my new favorite series.

[@MokeyIRL]

Brett hardly reacted to these while Lindsey nearly died lol

[@speedoflightmare]

On the plus side Linzy looks really pretty this episode

[@TheOrene]

Brett says some of the most vicious and savage quips sometimes. I still love the hot stuff challenge where he called aleks a “spaghetti mouth monster” XD

[@CZPC]

This needs to be a series.

[@Ginauz]

Brett is a very good boy

[@salikali2]

Lindsey be cheating

[@JoshuaGuzz]

You guys just made my day.

[@TaryllBaker]

Oh fuck yeah. Let’s make Battleshots a long-running series, please!

[@danteanderson100]

Evil scientist James 😈

[@CruxRiajuu]

Is it safe to say that Molort will be delivered to them consistently now?

[@The_GingerBeard1995]

Loved it! quite the spectacle

[@MCJJtracks]

Great video! I haven't winced and laughed at the same video like that in a long time

[@Marcsimon1997]

I love seeing you guys on React, keep it up if it’s at all up to you, I feel like it will get you the recognition you guys deserve ❤️

[@nunnbetter9138]

Marc Simon were they on another video? If so I would like to kno which one please lol

[@Marcsimon1997]

alex smith they’ve been on a couple KZbinrs react. The most recent one (I believe it’s the most recent one at least, a try not to laugh) festures them as well

[@Marcsimon1997]

And also the youtubers react to rick and morty anime

[@bedtimestoriesbyandrew11]

Aleks VS Alek next?

[@chouchiha69]

So, I propose a tournament of this. eight players start, but only one wins overall. 1v1 battles until there are just the top two left. The drinks would also start kinda mellow, perhaps normal shots with one "special" ingredient (a gummy worm or lemon wedge or cinnamon stick, etc) and they get worse each progressive stage.

[@evanconnolly3872]

Loved this one, now questioning my own self for how much I laughed.

[@socks8056]

I’m concerned about his Takila addiction

[@hughmungus975]

Lindsay saw Brett's set up when she came back from throwing up

[@amduncanstarfire]

4 minutes in and this video already has too much chaotic energy

[@schmogless6480]

Daily reminder that I love all of you at Cow Chop