BATTLESHOTS 2

[@robertwelch2843]

Can we add the "Malort Era" onto Cowchop's lore?

[@Brainwave101]

We'll eventually have a war between the Malort and the Balsamic Vinegar

[@TrainerC7]

That fan that sent the Malort needs to send them a restock! The warehouse must never be without Malort.

[@mariothingy]

Robert Welch and that Chicago shit

[@hairychesticles1]

Malort is my fave cowchop original OC

[@xxZwei]

Did you actually forgot the spray of wolf pee?

[@PeachMoo1]

16:25 When Lindsey started crying when she heard James say "mustard" I LOST IT

[@nicole_toast]

Brett seriously got an iron stomach. Honestly he puts up with so much shit yet he’s one of the few people who haven’t puked on the channel yet. A trooper, Brett is.

[@Ginauz]

All we got was a little puke on his hands due to sour cotton candy, what a legend

[@EthanEW]

I've seen him eat a whole lemon, skin and all, and not even wince at how sour it was.

[@mori9661]

he kinda threw up while eating a whole onion but i mean... he finished the Onion with the womit on it haha

[@Mysticfateee]

To be fair the first shot he had was insanely spicy... so that probably killed his sense of taste a decent bit

[@mslita09]

He's an old school badass :D

[@arikohima7207]

Next person leaving CowChop will be because of death

[@D-Dova]

Hopefully lindsey

[@brycemartin8511]

kek dashy u know you hating on her all the time actually makes you her biggest fan

[@D-Dova]

@@brycemartin8511 all the time ? and I made a joke stop getting triggered on the "internet" lol😂

[@brycemartin8511]

kek dashy lol I saw you hating on the last vid too, also it’s only a joke if it’s funny

[@D-Dova]

@@brycemartin8511 your mistaken sir and no jokes are not all funny learn the definition

[@Jawsh27]

There is no mercy in the eyes of James. Only revenge, hatred, and death.

[@alexanderheintz6834]

First youtuber to hit a million for a reason

[@Blubableful]

Nah I think he looked quite guilty when he said that he didn't know that Lindsey is allergic to mustard.

[@killerbait8240]

@@Blubableful actually that revengeful eyes disappeared right before that

[@ferdmiik943]

Josh the Obeast iiiiiiijjj

[@LightSoul-8]

He is the arbiter of vengeance. He is the Nova. He is James.

[@nickdeluca4770]

The last time we saw Scientist James was elephant toothpaste...

[@MedzEvil]

Nick DeLuca still waiting for his part 2 of that were he does it on a bigger scale

[@Penguin1999sci]

I asked him about it on a stream once. He said he had more plans for that stuff, but a lot of the ingredients that he wanted he didn't have the clearance to buy, and now that he produces a bunch of the different shows on cow chop, he doesn't want to bog himself down with another thing to worry about.

[@WildWombats]

Hopefully one day that can change

[@AzrealTheDemon]

james is a mad scientist

[@arthur-ny5rf]

They broke lindsay .. wow Edit: Welp, dont read the comments on this.. Have a nice day!

[@sadcrowcaws]

She had it good for too long...

[@andiCNH]

well she did walk off and have all the time to look at bretts, and stood up at the start to look

[@Nx0-o1i]

@@D-Dova Dude what's sad is that shes way out of your league and that's still your opinion anyway 😂😂😂😂

[@D-Dova]

@@Nx0-o1i out of your league maybe but im 1000s above that fat thing

[@Nx0-o1i]

@@D-Dova Hahahahaha the fact that you have to say it in a KZbin comment section while putting somebody else down in reply to a comment that had nothing to do with her looks you my dude are just projecting your ugly looks and low self esteem on to somebody else 😂😂😂😂

[@hungry_honcho]

lmao lindsey "this is a sad video" im dying

[@BlackbirdSJ]

This whole video is just a metaphor for demilitarisation

[@lee_gandhis_nuts5874]

The video kept using sad music after that and it killed me

[@chouchiha69]

The first one was sadder. XD

[@Star_Charge]

Shoutout to all the camera men/women that have to not only record them vomit, have to hear it directly in their ear. These are the unsung heroes here.

[@MinimiMax]

They probably smell it a bit too

[@k0legacy]

Lindsay, crying: "so, what's in it? haha"

[@mslita09]

"Mustard" lol

[@JohannesVanDerStuyvebode]

Mustache

[@WiFiLuke]

I feel so bad for Lindsey until she brought out the Tequila. I didn't feel less bad, but boy does she seem used to this hahahahaha

[@batmanrapman578]

If you were working for cow chop, you'd probably drink too.

[@saltedchip7449]

dont coz she cheated.

[@WiFiLuke]

shotting is probably part of the hiring interview

[@janvanep7491]

when she walked away puking , see saw Brett's board

[@saltedchip7449]

not only that, she did it twice and at 21:00 she said 'drink whatever is in you're C1' so she knew where brett placed his ship.

[@MrFloKop]

Can't wait to watch Battleshots 3 with Asher and Trevor!

[@kiro_ciganina4225]

too soon

[@patricklee1386]

trevyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[@anthonyhernandez9112]

Big sad

[@MrJoekinggiant74]

I think they should start a channel called Color Impaired

[@TheRedKnight101]

Battleshots 4 with Kootra and Kevin

[@dmprodanov]

You know when you finish taking a shower and the water makes a bunch of gurgling noises going down the drain? That's Lindsey burping at 13:22

[@Tblerune]

it sounds like when you hit the bottom of a milkshake with a straw lol

[@byonic-reaper]

You look like a Ukrainian Ninja

[@ketomine.]

This comment chain is gold

[@ASMRoob]

Garbage disposal

[@microwave_juice]

Lindsey and Brett were good at making the shots but nobody will beat out the terror that James deals in making concoctions

[@eriksvids9094]

"March, they're fine." It's October. Also 13:22 was absolutely terrifying.

[@thedunne1980]

They probably filmed this in September so it's fine

[@porkins93]

My credit score has gone up 100 points since that creamer expired.

[@dalazo]

This video is my happy place, holy fuck this will never not be funny, my mind just blocks it after a few years and I watch it again and just am in pain due to how fucking funny this is.

[@ShadowQrow]

This whole channel is what podcasts are to other people. I listen to videos in the BG on repeat while i work.

[@mushroomanjcc1954]

Strange seeing this recommend today

[@SeniorNano]

Editors always comin in solid with the music

[@kdoggbonez]

Why do they torture themselves. Oh wait because its entertaining of course.

[@godofdeath6455]

@@wooaahh23 i couldn't agree with you more

[@dragonscrafty]

I'm surprised Aleks didn't want some revenge too

[@kerarri158]

hes a russian probably planning for an actual chemical warfare

[@Yikitiz]

he got deported

[@KniferJ]

Yikitiz thats mest up 😅

[@kaisershephard916]

Teal Moggie Aleks would probably mix all Slavic alcoholic drinks into his shots, with a dash of poison. Ultimate Russian concoction.

[@MuskCow]

@@kaisershephard916 not enough to kill rasputin tho

[@nikenuumahda2860]

James I just love watching you poison other people 👍

[@dickygushy]

"Today I get a chance not at redemption, but at revenge." Is way too raw and powerful to be on a KZbin channel about playing board games

[@LilPip26]

I just wanna say thank you from the bottom of my heart for everything you guys ive been going thru a pretty rough time lately and your videos have been the only thing that puts a smile on my face so thank you guys so much it really means a lot

[@CowChop]

hang in there bud

[@nabe999]

how does this only have 8 likes after 10 hours since they replied???

[@RampagingSith]

“ ok u don’t have to eat the licorice” 😂

[@youwot5364]

wtf is a licorice? lmao

[@KVLT_VVITCH]

Cowchop recommended in 2024!?!

[@GamesThemeSong]

James with that evil laugh when Linds gags drinking mustard :D Sorry Linds :/

[@mslita09]

Why are you saying sorry?

[@GamesThemeSong]

mslita09 feeling sorry for Lindsay :D

[@freak8Out]

"I wouldn't put beef packet in yours" James is so thoughtful

[@WildWombats]

LMAO The sad music playing when brett drank the nasty shots were hilarious and appropriate

[@danbowes]

I'm sorry Brett and Lindsey but this is my new favorite episode

[@clamcheeks8816]

Still makes me laugh to tears all these years later

[@shakegss44]

Lindsey's drama about mustard made me tear up from laughing so much

[@cilith1]

Lindsay totally saw where Brett's shots were placed when she came back from throwing up.

[@TacticalBe]

I don't think so...15:56

[@BarryDabutcher]

SHE BROKE THE RULES!!!

[@sc0op15]

Glad someone noticed

[@sc0op15]

@@TacticalBe your saying she doesn't have eyes???

[@professorbakasura3295]

nah she definitely cheated. can u blame her tho lol may have been little over exaggerated like every episode but that shit was coming from a deep place xD

[@ShredderGG]

The sad music gets me every time haha!

[@J_Marv]

These recommendations only hurt me

[@Awkward_Chair]

KZbin, thank you for blessing us with this random recommendation

[@randomkid1234578]

Lindsey is just hammering back the tequila 😂

[@mrwri]

I stopped having sex for this. That was two years ago now.

[@mrwri]

no as he has regular sex

[@mrwri]

man red you must be fun at those parties you get invited to

[@citrusblast4372]

That means you can predict the future

[@MuffinCapBackBlue]

Antonio Banderas 👌

[@lookstr1]

This was so ahead of its time

[@gafferthecheese]

This is absolutely filthy and i love it. The sounds from Lindsey's throat. Dear god

[@DankNorway]

This is the saddest series of Cow Chop, I want more for some reason

[@FEknuckle]

Who will leave CowChop Next? 1.) Lindsey 2.) Lindsey 3.) Lindsey

[@porkins93]

Brett

[@porkins93]

@@jekim7864 dang dude. You must have an IQ of 140.

[@crm8769]

@@porkins93 no he is bigger IQ= 200 HE BIG SMART

[@jxsavage2047]

Jacob honestly

[@stinkusdinkus9255]

Jakob

[@leroyjenkins6256]

James - Pulls out some coffee creamer out of the fridge "When was this expired? March.." "They'll be fine."

[@militaryprecision3414]

I wonder if Lindsey cheated, looking at the shots on the way back from the bathroom. 🤔

[@kkaffe2655]

I saw it to. After she came back she just guessed the bot and top line...

[@militaryprecision3414]

@@kkaffe2655 bit of a coincidence eh? Haha

[@tannermeche7968]

I think she did

[@reptarien]

I feel like if I was throwing by brains up I wouldn't try to cheat. But that's just me

[@bananastand-2241]

Dude absolutely. Her acting like she’s not cheating made it so much worse. I enjoyed the video until she cheesed the fuck out of it.

[@walruz011]

brett wheezing in the background is the funniest shit

[@SplendiferousOne]

Great video, but somehow my favorite part was the rolling bottlecap zoom-in xD

[@Leaguecity87]

Lindsey gets a like and props much luv for u girl

[@robertwelch2843]

She didn't even get what she deserved. Poisoned the boys with Malort and she didn't even have to drink any

[@TheBlackdragon231]

@@robertwelch2843 plus she brought some tequilla for assistance

[@Leaguecity87]

Pink Miami Nights more like pink Miami shites

[@TheBlackdragon231]

@@Leaguecity87 you sound real beta

[@CircleToonsHD]

i watched a person die today holy shit

[@mr.serious4329]

fr miss cowchop

[@GhettoBagel]

Brett's psychopath laughter makes me lose it every time. I fucking love him.

[@arandomAustralian]

I never comment because xbone. But, this video made me feel the need to comment. The unadulterated footage. The pure alcoholism. The evocation of truculence. Absolutely 10/10. The best videos you've ever made is the videos where you push the boundaries on exploiting the will of man to make money.

[@smokeythebaraa4688]

The sad music is really what makes this video great

[@asdf852asdf]

I like that despite everything James is willing to make Brett eat, he would never trick him to eat meat

[@olitraiga]

she obviously saw where his drinks were positioned when she came back from the bathroom.

[@nothankyou3226]

you guys give me that bit of joy that i dont have anymore. Thank you @cowchop

[@ohsnaps101]

Who thought that James should have this responsibility.... Oh GOD

[@jezzyjazz]

I had so much feelings going trough this vid dude.

[@awesome7426]

Just saying Lindsey definitely looked at Brett's board when she came back from puking.

[@TheOrene]

Brett says some of the most vicious and savage quips sometimes. I still love the hot stuff challenge where he called aleks a “spaghetti mouth monster” XD

[@okeisgoe2]

Haven't laughed at a video this much since a long time. Loved seeing Lindsey and Brett in pain after what they did to Aleks and James

[@OPMadMan]

Day 705- Still eating while watching Cow Chop videos...big mistake

[@MEHDIGAMINGJustGaming]

i missed them , i missed them a LOT 😔😔

[@Creedon99]

Me too bro me too

[@militaryprecision3414]

Whoever sent them Malort... I love you!

[@thecatthatatethehat9359]

"I'm chewing it and i still don't know what it is"

[@chaocastergamingchallenges6638]

28:17 when your car loses traction on the road and slides off course

[@secallery]

Weak: "Lindsay cheated to win" Woke: nobody wins cowchop battleshots, they just survive

[@demid6454]

that fucking sad music when he knows his fate at 27:40 is fucking art

[@LankySensei]

Here in 2021 and I miss Cow Chop :(

[@petris2010]

I love Bretts reactions and commentary. What a Legend!

[@snowdjagha]

These ones were so much worse than the shots in the first BS! James came back hard!

[@royalmilktea8264]

The exact moment I gained respect for Lindsey (haven't seen much of her til recently, just got back in the Cow Chop loop): When she pulled out the Tequila. Solid effort troopers, well done.

[@gamerforce1229]

1:28 James morphs into markiplier

[@LiveLife1DayatATimee]

@22:35 that look you give ... when you feel bamboozled

[@martinnavarro4124]

I think Lindsey May have seen Bret’s board after getting up 🤔

[@Devoke1990]

I agree 100% she could easily see his board when going to the bathroom.

[@Thevideogamejoker]

she did its why she magically just happen to know. I think her getting up to the bathroom could of been a stunt to see. People are a lot more devious tho their faces may seem innocent. I sound like a dick head but im honest at least i do think that was on purpose.

[@AAARREUUUGHHHH]

@@Thevideogamejoker Almost definitely she didn't do it on purpose she probably looked up and then had a oh shit I shouldn't have saw that sort of thing going on.

[@anon2752]

Probably, But hey in a game like this if ya arent cheating ya arent trying

[@DexterasVI]

So we get the science and the action behind Battleshots. I love it!

[@jennifercoleman6459]

Omg as soon as I saw the notification I dropped everything to watch this! 😂♥️ thank you for making this I love this series

[@ethos9306]

This is with out a doubt the best Cowchop video ever

[@Magnetcross]

This video content reminds me of flashbacks of the show Fear Factor and James is the host lmao.

[@joshm8952]

22:52- Looking at this video again, Brett would’ve easily won had he known the rules better. Since the ship (3) can be the only set touching one another, his only options should’ve been B3, C3, or D2. And since Brett had two shots lefts, if Lindsey missed any one chance then she would lose simply because she had more spots to check. Just realizing this.

[@DankManPlays]

It wouldn't have mattered because she cheated

[@nice-kz4xf]

God I miss CowChop

[@MabinogiSheep]

Loved the random grape pickle hatred and the edit of the bottlecap! Loled so hard at work.

[@Isabelle-zy3ht]

28:17 y'all should check on your tea

[@chandlermahoney5491]

Battleshots is by far my favorite board game you guys have played. Feels like the old days when you guys were in the house trying crazy and disgusting shit and doing crazy and disgusting shit more often

[@speedoflightmare]

On the plus side Linzy looks really pretty this episode

[@mik3yc4li10]

Lindsay's face for the battleshot lineup makes her look like the sad faced vault boy. @6:35

[@Stoic558]

Finally! I enjoy watching them suffer.. it makes good content.

[@chouchiha69]

So, I propose a tournament of this. eight players start, but only one wins overall. 1v1 battles until there are just the top two left. The drinks would also start kinda mellow, perhaps normal shots with one "special" ingredient (a gummy worm or lemon wedge or cinnamon stick, etc) and they get worse each progressive stage.

[@al2000x1]

5 years

[@RampagexLegitx]

26:45 the music started before he drank goodbye champ... Goddam brett the iron stomach

[@bryannelson7721]

I wish the game could've been fair, Lindsey definitely saw all of Bretts shots when she left and came back. Could've been a good game.

[@bspinnacle4669]

I dont even care who wins as long as people are drinking shots 😂🍻

[@Saga1724]

Bryan Nelson yes because this is a very serious game with strict rules

[@bryannelson7721]

@@Saga1724 I would just prefer if the game was played fairly, this is still a fantastic video

[@Saga1724]

Bryan Nelson I’m pretty sure she still would have guessed the spots because they kept commenting on how they had the same setup

[@bryannelson7721]

@@Saga1724 probability is more fair than certainty

[@bran597]

that shot at 4:30 legit looks like a rick and morty portal just melted into a cup

[@Ginauz]

Brett is a very good boy

[@Shadowcify]

This is an excellent show! Love the addition of making the the shots, keep em coming :D

[@ogminimoose1190]

I miss Cowchop

[@Dokujamu]

Man, I love you guys. Never quit being you

[@MokeyIRL]

Brett hardly reacted to these while Lindsey nearly died lol

[@manny8294]

Favourite cowchop series yet.

[@Marcsimon1997]

I love seeing you guys on React, keep it up if it’s at all up to you, I feel like it will get you the recognition you guys deserve ❤️

[@nunnbetter9138]

Marc Simon were they on another video? If so I would like to kno which one please lol

[@Marcsimon1997]

alex smith they’ve been on a couple KZbinrs react. The most recent one (I believe it’s the most recent one at least, a try not to laugh) festures them as well

[@Marcsimon1997]

And also the youtubers react to rick and morty anime

[@vanthemantv]

“Okay don’t eat the licorice I’m sorry!” Oh my god I’m alone crying of laughter right now.

[@dissociativealeks]

Aye yo props to Lindsey. Powered through that shit like an animal! MUSTARD GANG

[@tannermeche7968]

Acid Aleks she cheated that’s t she got up people would have brought her the tequila or water she just wanted to get up and look at his board

[@dethy611]

This is my new favorite series.