Bava Kamma 27: The Man Who Falls D!ck-First Off Of A Roof 😱

Shalom friends! Welcome go #dafreactions Bava Kamma 27: The Man Who Falls D!ck-First Off Of A Roof 😱
Just when you thought it was safe to leave the house again… IT’S NOT! 😬🍆😱 #talmud #dafyomi

[@tomgarven]

As one must wade through such darkness and absurdity to bring us illumination, I thank you for your service.

[@MiriamAnzovin]

To quote Theoden to Aragorn, It is my doom, maybe, to tread strange paths that others dare not! 😂

[@yrutripping]

The algorithm puts your videos months after so I have to look back into my Daf notes. It is somehow so satisfying to hear the shpiel almost how you would over coffee or tea.

[@MiriamAnzovin]

I’m so glad you think that because I talk in the videos kind of like how I began talking with my first chevruta when we started daf yomi :) in the mornings, before work, over coffee!

[@shadowofthecandle]

This was legit my favorite sugya I ever learned. It was a great day of high school gemara class :)

[@MiriamAnzovin]

I’m sure it was QUITE a day 😂

[@Reporterreporter770]

Did the Talmud think up challah and butter?

[@allisons.1155]

I have no words. You said them all. I'm in pain just thinking about the impact from gravity. And thinking any of this wasn't humiliating even if it wasn't his "intent" (why would his 🍆 even be out of his pants?!?)...they are telling on themselves...again. Women, or any decent person standing near a woman about to get smashed without consent, should be able to grab 'em by the...🍆 Ok I guess I had words.

[@MiriamAnzovin]

Allison, the ACCURACY of this comment (unlike the impossible accuracy needed to land inside the woman.) And right?? WHY IS HIS DICK OUT!!!! PUT IT BACK! I don’t care if he was nude sunbathing on his roof!

[@brookechang4942]

I have rarely clicked on a video as fast as I clicked on this one when it crossed my feed. And learning from your example, I have FEEDBACK. 🤣 1. If I had a nickel for every video I've seen where you talk about a daf involving man in ancient Babylonia falling dick-first off a roof and into a woman, I'd have two nickels (three if you count last daf's trailer for this one). Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it's happened twice. 2. I've heard that when it comes to dealing with trauma, acid trips and MDMA synergise pretty well together. Just, y'know, in case it ever comes up-although I think things coming up is exactly the problem here! 3. In addition to a woman grabbing the offending, uh, object and breaking it afterward, I'd also like to offer the mental image I had of a woman preventing the terrible incident by grabbing the incoming projectile out of the air like Mr. Miyagi grabbing an arrow. (I bet Jael could've done it. After all, she's got the upper-body strength to use a hammer and experience with handling stakes.)

[@MiriamAnzovin]

😂😂😂 and there’s some times they talk about dick related stuff and I DIDNT make a video to avoid being censored on TT but TT are upset about the acid joke of all things, there’s no winning for me there lol. I guess it makes sense they mention it twice because the Talmud isn’t linear, it’s all intertextual. It was my OWN FAULT for not expecting it 😂 And OMG now I’m imaging yalta standing on the ground, axe in hand, ready to chop him as he plummets down!!!

[@brookechang4942]

@@MiriamAnzovin Everything I've heard about TT's moderation policy is just yikes. You're doing a great job sticking it out there the way you do. And if Yalta HAD been standing there with an axe, maybe the men would've learned not to stand on the edges of rooftops with their pants down!

[@abilevitt3334]

Omg number 3 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@MiriamAnzovin]

EXACTLY! Yalta axe gang 4 life!!!

[@jamesfletcher6472]

Happenstance gravitational boning is quite a fate. Seriously though just thinking about that...OW for both parties!

[@MiriamAnzovin]

Honestly it sounds like nobody would survive that incident 😬

[@flyfisherj3511]

Brilliant. And very funny. Thank you.

[@carlo_cali]

"egg plant emoji". Miriam never disappoints, 😂

[@MiriamAnzovin]

I do my best for you my friends!

[@solomonmowshowitz2557]

It helps if you think of these preposterous, impossible cases as Kafka - Dreamscapes - Einstein "gedanken" experiments.

[@MiriamAnzovin]

This is exactly the way I have maintained my (remaining!) sanity!

[@Mimiheart9]

Gotta wonder what all of these men were doing on roofs back in the day. Okay, today we're going to throw jars off then have naked dancing lessons where we may or may not fall off while being excited. And if there happens to be a woman with legs spread wide below, oops. Also, we *might* forget we have boulders on our laps. You know. As you do.

[@MiriamAnzovin]

Things that totally are normal everyday activities 😂😂😂

[@Durr717]

Welcome to the back pages of of Nashim

[@MiriamAnzovin]

Accurate

[@mleibov595]

Medically and physically this would be impossible without intent. If no intent, a man could not physically insert himself into a woman without a severe case of priapism. If a woman is clothed and walking by, there would be no way to do this. If a woman was naked and lying on the ground, it is doubtful that he would be able to do this because penis do not have guidance systems and more likely there would a lot of damage to a man's penis and gonads. The only possibility would be if the man was very small and the woman was huge. When windows were falling out of the John Hancock building years ago, MIT came up with a solution. They had spotters at either end of the building yell warnings that the windows were falling. They could do the same and have someone yell warnings. The woman can move out of the way resulting in the man doing irreperable damage to himself. Either that or make it a new Olympic event or circus act.

[@MiriamAnzovin]

Yep, absolutely impossible! There’s no way!!! They’d just be both severely injured, but I don’t think any insertion out happen other than a broken rib into someone’s lung!

[@mleibov595]

For the man it would be a one and done. Gonads are relatively sensitive and the impact would probably finish him.@@MiriamAnzovin

[@deenan7440]

I believe this gemara rediculous as it sounds is where they derive laws regarding artificial insemination. A number of gemaras that seemed completely absurd are actually used to figure out halachot for scenarios that the sages would never have dreamed to at the time. Which could be understood that they were actually prophetic of things to come.

[@pyrogeeknews]

So you WANT people to be held responsible for their honest mistakes?

[@MiriamAnzovin]

…honest mistake of jerking off near his unsecured roof ledge? YES INDEED 😂

[@johannayaffe2647]

These rabbis back in tbe day had some pretty weird hypotheticals...if not actual obsessions.... surely they should've been concentrating on the person who didn't put a fence on their roof, which allowed the man to fall off the roof in the first place - perhaps someone can run a computer simulation to see if such a scenario would even be technically possible ... i cant see it myself ... even in the weidest p*rno movie (not that I've ever seen any) i cant imagine that they would be able to even make it look realistic - even with 2 consenting adults (paid appropriately) to create such a scenario. Even using green screens..

[@MiriamAnzovin]

I cannot imagine how the physics of it would work! There’s no way! And yes obviously someone should have fenced the roof and someone ELSE should have had pants on and no boner but ahem nobody asked me!

[@Ch.L.J]

Hi from 'Jewish Priorities'

[@MiriamAnzovin]

Shalom, friend!

[@CannabudsFashion]

#Ouch … Sez the “title!” 😮 1:26

[@stevenm.2597]

I can't tell by the sometimes foul language that you use, when you are discussing the Talmud Are you just trying to be funny ? or are you looking to disrespect the Talmud, by pointing out in a demeaning way, things you find absurd ? Please clarify.

[@MiriamAnzovin]

No 🥰

[@realadamhouse]

Now they they just use signs come a long since tossing sticks on the ground in front narcissist

[@miyu545]

You're misunderstanding cause and effect. Man falls, yes, falls into her, yes. But only because that's what she is there for. Destiny fulfilled.

[@MiriamAnzovin]

LOLOLOLOLOLOL that’s THE FUNNIEST JOKE IVE EVER HEARD. Mazel.