Bayle the Dread is EASY | Elden Ring #86

[@rwberger6]

The questline where you help a handicapped man beat up a handicapped dragon.

[@thallyscamargo2161]

best bosses are handicapped in soulsgames

[@crash-testproductions9341]

Inclusivity and diversity, at last !

[@yorukage5926]

If bayle was full strength we wouldn't beat him 😂

[@benja1378]

*disabled

[@robertnelson9599]

Common Soulsborne trope. The strongest enemies are past their prime.

[@DizzyEyes94]

GREAT representation of fast travel my GOD I loved the way he just slithered into the map

[@rKhael53]

Dojyaaaaan !!

[@arnoldpham5223]

He done Blue Skadoo’d he can too

[@Echo81Rumple83]

That's gonna show up iny dreams, no cap. I've often had dreams where my wrist watch gave me the ability to save and load, almost but not entirely unlike time travel.

[@insaincaldo]

Painted world of... Checks notes.. huh, not allot of A names. Wouldn't put it to Alexander or a jellyfish as a painter.

[@Hikiko-y7m]

"Master Chiefs BUTTOCKS" That igon rant is so great. 15/10 no lies spoken

[@StarkRaven59]

You know the series is off to a bad start when the producers loudly and proudly proclaim they didn't look at the source material.

[@blodiaaa6990]

​@@StarkRaven59facts

[@jackoreilly6419]

where is Henry Cavill?

[@SeraphimHoly]

Someone needs to make a mod where Bayle can chase you around the map

[@maksimstecenko7717]

NONONO

[@_ThePizzaGuy_]

replace every npc in the roundtable hold with bayle

[@kguile7832]

I feel like that would be entertaining for all of maybe 10 minutes

[@shirouyasha69]

kind of wish they did something similar with bayle like they did with midir. Encountering him several times before you actually fight him.

[@nemesisundead83]

With like 3 times the health, man that would be awesome, he could even chase you through the lands between as well lol

[@njjs447]

Bro i choked on my food when he said "meet me at dragon mountain subscribe for more"😂😂

[@SpaceJawa]

A true KZbinr at heart.

[@Dr_Bille]

I’d subscribe, bro was cooking

[@diavolo9465]

1:50 That hole was terrifying, ESPECIALLY with the "it's okay to jump" messages all around

[@burntalive]

Try Bravery

[@GameJournal0101]

Luckily most of us just stumbled in to it haphazardly like the video yolo

[@Shifsabre]

Take the plunge, you won't die

[@kailikwoh498]

​@@Shifsabre having recently played through ds3, i get that

[@TSpoon823]

I spent hundreds of hours ignoring messages like that and then SotE just wants me to trust again. There and in the fissure.

[@falcoon_f_zero9450]

Absolute gold moments all over this episode 😂Igon's epic monologue, AC-130 Bayle tormenting the guy and him crawling into the map to travel. Very impressive how you're still able to keep the jokes up after so many Elden Ring episodes

[@gamelover2222]

well said!

[@TarnishedEldenKing]

Bayle is without a doubt has the most badass lore written for dragons in the soulsborne series.

[@madspet9106]

ER dragons in general are pretty badass and have some awesome lore. Scales made of stone, red lightning, taking humanoid forms to bang humans and teaching them to wield lightning too, befriending some of the biggest badasses in the Lands Between, a war between subspecies, and using humans to fight that war by making them eat the hearts of the drakes. And that's not even getting into the Bayle-vs-Placidusax incident. I wish they were more fun to fight, because ER's dragons and their lore are kickass. They might even be among my favorite depictions of western-style dragons in fiction.

[@rKhael53]

He's not a badass, he's a coward hater. It's an ambitious prick who stabbed his Lord in the back without honor. Still lose, and flee to hide. His progeny is degenerate and he doesn't care about it. Letting them to be killed and killing it himself. He still rages since his failure. He doesn't wield the mighty red lightning but a bastard nerfed version. And he looks like an overweight chicken.

[@TarnishedEldenKing]

@madspet9106 yup, all of the named dragons are so well made, Fortissax is another good one.

[@14tth]

And has one of the best themes as well.

[@TarnishedEldenKing]

@@14tth yeah that too, it has such a good mix of epic/badass and you messed up coming here feel.

[@bobertastic6541]

Having Bayle be some roaming threat around the map that pursued you until you defeated him is… a really cool idea

[@SMT-ks8yp]

Unfortunally, poor indie studio FromSoftware can't make this work since Dark Souls 1 lol.

[@shirouyasha69]

like midir.

[@Erick-tv8oq]

​​@@SMT-ks8yp Brother just forgot Midir LMAO I doubt they didn't do it because they were incapable of it, it's more likely they didn't do it because they didn't want to. Bayle is specifically a dragon without wings that sits atop a dreadful mountain, recovering from his wounds and eating the heart of everyone that challenges him. He's more a Dracula than a Jason if you know what I mean. The surprise of phase 2 hinges on the revelation of his wings, more than likely achieved through dragon communion, so it would take away from the impact if he was just flying around and harassing the player like Midir or Kalameet. Besides, the parallel they were trying to invoke between Igon and Bayle - as in, Ahab and the White Whale - would be completely moot if Bayle was an active pursuer. A good part of the point of that book is that Ahab is the pursuer, not the Whale, just like Igon is the one obsessed with Bayle, not the other way around.

[@bobertastic6541]

@ I mean they made it work with Midir. I assume that just wasn’t the intention, I assume there is some lore reason Bayle is confined to the Peak, if I had to guess it’s where he can channel his flame lightning the best or something

[@ninjajake21]

@@SMT-ks8yphomie forgot about DS2 Pursuer 😭

[@Contrafrog]

CURSE YOU BAYLE!!!!!!!!! I HEREBY VOW.....

[@terrnoisrp8894]

Fantastic

[@aliceplanque]

YOU WILL RUE THIS DAY !!!!!! BEHOLD A TRUE .....

[@Max-rz8br]

YOU WILL RUE THIS DAY!!

[@Dexter-yf1vb]

YOU WILL RUE THIS DAY!!!!!

[@joj3403]

BEHOLD!

[@jo-almartinez9623]

Trying not to smile at this after having my wisdom teeth removed was impossible. The pain... THE PAIN!!!! was worth it.

[@davidburnett5049]

Feel better soon

[@gundamboy96]

Hope you feel better soon. That shit hurts!

[@Scarletraven87]

I can wait 2 years for a game discount and you can't wait 1 week to see a video, eh?

[@guetali]

​@Scarletraven87 I mean o can certainly wait 2 years for a discount but 1 week wait for a carbot elden rimg ???? Absolutely no way !!! All my Friday is thinking about lol

[@TheTraveler980]

That's the meaning of a Souls' player... being in pain, yet smiling for all else that it entails.

[@Fearghas287]

I like that Placidusax and Bayle both use the Tarnished as a baking ingredient.

[@meteorseven3]

1:24 HOW COULD THE FORCE HAVE A GENDERRRRRR???????????

[@Mant111]

Truer words have never been spoken

[@BLOODKINGbro]

LoL

[@davewebster5120]

That whole rant was spot-on. People blame fans, but fans buy the tickets, not sjw's.

[@Sharkie-0w0]

​@@davewebster5120 so then... People are right to blame fans for buying the tickets??

[@doomqwer]

yup that is stupid because the force is a family the the father the mother the brother and sister

[@jayb7775]

WHERE ART THOU HENRY CAVILLLLL!?!? i'm dead

[@Master10k2]

Busy trying to salvage the Warhammer 40K Live Action, from ending up in this monologue.

[@johnweaver311]

"Substandard live-action look-a-likes." Looking at you, Percy Jackson.

[@merlin2.085]

They slaughtered Hades. Has the lord of the dead not endured enough?

[@neon4706]

@@merlin2.085 are you talking about the movie or the show? Because as someone who read the books, I was delighted to see the show actually follow the plot of the book.

[@tangofivefivesix]

@@neon4706 THERE'S A SHOW?

[@qqchosesigma7276]

@@neon4706 There's a show ?!?!! (x2)

[@YourACun..t]

@@tangofivefivesixyeah it’s not bad

[@GeneralDexter87]

How could the force have a gender? This line killed me😂

[@NWAP1337]

I mean... it's true.

[@GigglingStoners]

What is this referencing?

[@Phantom17685]

@GigglingStoners Disney’s Star Wars. Basically Igon’s entire rant in this video was about Disney’s Marvel and Star Wars. “The force is female” was one of Kathleen Kennedy’s quotes about HER new Star Wars back when Disney bought it.

[@barzha2000]

kathleen kenedy when talking about the 3rd trilogy of star wars going the force is female

[@yotuel9064]

People with too much power, too little sense, a big mouth and little to non awareness.

[@ottokarl5427]

Considering how long Bayle probably had to listen to that rambling, no wonder he was so mad

[@zangy3748]

"The ranting of an up jumped zealot make for some tedious listening" - Grigori

[@SirJohnSekiro]

1:16 glad to see you using the deflect tear

[@johnmanapol9734]

Nothing more badass than having a boss called "ancient dragon man"

[@lemmingrad]

It makes me think of Trogdor. Trogdor was a man. I mean, he was a dragon man. Or maybe he was just a dragon. But he was still TROGDOR!

[@VictorYamaykin]

And the Trogdor comes in the night !!!

[@SirPream]

Ah... so that's how Roundtable Hold caught on fire

[@insaincaldo]

Thought it was odd. I mean it's like a spiritual reflection of a long ash buried location. Why would setting the tree on fire have any effect anyway. This makes more sense.

[@anothertarnishedone5960]

00:30 Ohhh Garland's Theme from FFIX!

[@AlejandroMartinez-fw3gt]

I forgot how ffix was like

[@PassportPowell]

🔥

[@uvintwin]

It took me a good minute to pin which song this was.

He uses FF IX music constantly. I love that :)

[@shakycam3]

“WHERE ART THOU HENRY CAVILLLL?!” I’m dead.

[@Kris-wo4pj]

Hes making the 40k series

[@Winterfang]

Igon rambling about the bad state of TV was hilarious

[@seanwebber7206]

'Why must my eyes be subject to Master Chief's buttocks?!?" 😆

[@Exonaut315]

This was incredible. It started strong and just got better every second.

[@henrywenn]

This has to be one of the better Elden Ring animations you’ve made, I loved this one

[@rmn4]

Bayle chasing us out of the DLC is truly terrifying

[@Rafilisupreme]

Me:how long have you been cursing Bayle?’ Igon : yes

[@TheSattocs]

I can’t wait to see your take on Abyssal Woods! God that place was freaky as hell.

[@NotYourRealMom]

looking forward to the upbeat "lost woods" theme

[@kotamane]

This is one of my favorites now......even the animation is such an improvment.......it's actually so exciting seeing that these video show their evolution I am so happy to witness greatness don't stop

[@cathulionetharn5139]

2:30-2:45 15 seconds? HOT DAMN Oh, right, this is the first fight, next 15 you only survive for 3 seconds tops, of course

[@TaneJiaChannel]

The one episode you need CC on because no thanks Igon.

[@Evaine1]

You draw the best derpy horses. I would honestly love a derpy horse plushy with its tongue hanging out.

[@the_tactician9858]

The Guy's Horse has already been plushified... I don't have him myself, I only got The Guy, but he was available about a year ago

[@hazmattx2909]

Sadly, carbot is one and done when it comes to plushies. Check out their starcraft vids. I wanted a vagebond, and torence. Sadly, carbot says not again.

[@generalrendar7290]

No lies were spoken in that rant!

[@AKen_Films]

Bayle being the size of the mountain it self and chasing you around the map is not how I imagined carbot doing this but it more than welcome given how imposing he is! Well done!!

[@emdeejay7432]

"Is there no end to your taint?!" As he's looking right at bayles taint, hahahaha Edit: Thank you for the likes, people. I always love seeing that a comment I left brought other people some laughter. It's a good thing.

[@averagedjio8086]

Omg didnt even realised 😂

[@GR8Trollio]

YES 😂😂😂 I died

[@RaydonMadeek]

He forgot the most important part, ahem: CURSE YOU, BAYLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@TSpoon823]

😂 the COD AC130 bit was spectacular. Bayle was about to unlock the tactical nuke for sure.

[@Nova_Ghost_Gamer]

Bayle in this video: YOU FOOLISH TARNISHED, I'VE GOT GPS!

[@FireAssassin06]

3:36 he says more than “w o w”?!

[@nanoknight4741]

Bayle aggressively using a hand cranked blender is golden. You guys get better with basically every episode I don’t know how you do it.

[@john-paul3271]

That some homemade wrath, right there.

[@Niever]

LMAO "the pollution of Star Wars, the desecration of Marvel, I forsake your live action lookalikes" LMAO "why must my eyes be subject to Master Chiefs buttocks" LMAO that whole rank

[@Zoxan96]

The animation for the magma at 1:42 was SMOOTH! Honestly, that's the highlight of the video for me, amazing work! (The rest is great too)

[@ID-unavailable]

When I first heard Igon going on about "the exquisite pain" I tought he was a bit too much into the pain thing... and his moans sounded... very freaky to me

[@AGS-9596]

3:09 Memories of Bazelgeuse...

[@GreatswordDude]

3:08 is this a reference to the Bazelgueuse?

[@BlackDragonGangForMHWilds]

monster hunter spotted. instant like

[@Kiedra-hp1bu]

I had the same thought lol

[@TheBotzo]

I dont know who you got to do the Bayle rant. But im brought to tears thinking how much this reminds me of Gene Wilder.

[@justincase5002]

I beard witness... beared witness? boar witness? bear witnessed? bears witned? oh, it's borne witness. I forgot what I borne witness to.

[@CowCommando]

bore witness or have borne witness

[@NotYourRealMom]

bears and boars? witness? witness protection from boars and bears? right i have a hearing to get to. and a restraining order to file.

[@eatbeforeeaten1229]

The voice acting is always brilliant but that Igon rant was a thing of beauty

[@Marinealver]

1:00 That was PAINFUL!

[@whiteknob7944]

How can The Force have a gender!?

[@Jormyyy]

​@@whiteknob7944The force is female was a marketing term for a line of star wars shoes for women. That's literally it, nothing more.

[@RynKen]

I accidentally saved Bayle from his number one hater by putting dragon lady Florissax to sleep, which also put Igon to sleep and he missed the whole fight while I had to lean how NOT to be a chew toy.

[@SwiftNimblefoot]

I am disappointed they did not include Florissax in this video.

[@ianvincibl3]

Tiny robe guy is pretty based 😂

[@adastrawill]

CURSEEEEE BAY- I mean....CURSEEE YOUUU ROTTEN TOMATOESSSSSSS YOU WILL RUE THIS DAY!...............WITH A HAIL OF HARPOONS!

[@EyalBrown]

The message jumping board really got me

[@D.Don2.0]

🤣 the jiggly tongue love that horse 😂

[@aramorus]

I can't understand how this series gets even more PEAK with every other episode XDDDD

[@NPC-rq6vn]

Bayle is one of two fights in the dlc where you are truly missing out if you do not use summons.

[@rKhael53]

Step 1 : Summons Igon for the totally awesome intro dialogue. Then get yourself killed. Step 2 : Fight Bayle in 1v1. Get yourself killed right before hitting the final blows. You're now a GigaChad who have defeated Bayle without summons. Step 3 : Summons Igon again for the totally awesome ultimate fight and give him the victory he deserves.

[@mikehanson3045]

Doodle jump reference. Firm handshakes

[@ElfWanderer]

Thanks for spell. I forgot the name of game. But I recognize it

[@BobtheBuilder27-m8s]

"The pollution of star wars!"

[@Rbtamaki]

Hhahahahahaha that interpretation of the teleportation using the map was hilarious 😂

[@saragetman1299]

Its so appropriate giving Bayle Ganondorf's theme.

[@janieralz]

Oh... That TLoZ suspense theme was on point hahaha 2:19

[@AF-2567-v1u]

2:01 Toys mysteriously disappeared

[@legitwaffle96]

I would run through a brick wall for Igon.

[@murderycatdoll1380]

HOW COULD THE FORCE HAVE A GENDEEER hahahahahahhah😂 I was drinking!!! 😂

[@thekatarnalchemist]

In Star Wars, there are only two genders. The Dark Side has an a'gender, and the Light Side has an a'gender. :V

[@RallasterAsuremen]

I was munching on a egg roll. nearly killed me!🤣

[@Jormyyy]

The force is female was a marketing term for a line of star wars shoes for women. That's literally it, nothing more.

[@orohyuno]

For a moment there I expected Igon to proclaim "YOUR MOTHER WAS A HAMSTER AND YOUR FATHER SMELL OF ELDERBERRIES"

[@oen44]

I so wish you had him say "I will find you and I will kill you" when player picked up the phone.

[@DarthTach]

I was waiting for "They're watching you Neo. Would you like to know what the Matrix is?"

[@ElfWanderer]

Very curious too see these comments haha

[@NotYourRealMom]

i expected it. actual payoff made me laugh, though.

[@WGLRT]

I love your animation , and i think the Last one whis Bayle is m'y pref now ,that Was crazy !Nice job!!

[@kyleharrison713]

Curse you Bob Iger! Curse you Kathlene Kennedy! haha

[@alliestevens5264]

You just made me love Bayle more! My favorite dragon out of all ER! 💖🐲

[@BlueShellshock]

Carbot and Toby Fox: the only two who can get away with using Mario sound effects and get away with it.

[@AegisKHAOS]

You actually made Igon even better. 😁

[@spoopatroopa8005]

"how could the force have a gender!!!??" love it XD

[@Jormyyy]

The force is female was a marketing term for a line of star wars shoes for women. That's literally it, nothing more.

[@clynt7653]

Y’all really really need to do a full Elden Ring play through series……please please please. The world needs it.

[@drandrewtan]

Igon's voice acting is on point!

[@Xaiclun]

For a Moment I was expecting the Bazelgeuse-theme to start playing as Bayle started bombing the Tarnished

[@Shvme]

2:00 oh the baby🥺😭

[@shadowofdread7018]

Absolutely hilarious as always. Please post a video of Igon’s rant audio without the background fight for meme use! 😂

[@EepsayYukay]

I can't help but commend how Igon's hater energy was able to sustain him all by itself. Like a certain other hater, they seem to unlock their Ultra Instinct modes when they're fighting drakes...

[@SwiftNimblefoot]

I am surprised how he survived all this time when Bayle is kind of a world destroying thing.

[@gameshift2020]

It’s a common mistake to think that Bayle flies thanks to his wings. In reality, he muscles himself up into the air through brute strength alone.

[@TheValiantBob]

First time I met Igon and then got invaded by Ancient Dragon Man, I thought THAT was Bayle. Since, y'know, Igon's screaming about Bayle and then we get invaded immediately afterwards. So it just made sense to me to think that the invader was Bayle and that he had messed Igon up. After beating the invader I was like "THAT was Bayle? That was kind of disappointing. Hey Igon, I avenged you, I guess." Oh, how wrong I was.

[@MauricioValerioBarroso]

That's definitely the coolest thumbnail until now

[@지구유튜브-v5o]

3:21 Tarnished is "cooked"

[@TENGU127]

Comic genius to have Igon yelling at Bayle at the foot of His bed screaming, "Is there no end to your taint?!"😂

[@TheContrarian09]

HE'S LITERALLY ME. HE'S LITERALLY ME.

[@Jtriggers]

In Balders Gate 3 when you have to give the “wizard” one of your precious magical items. CURSE YOU GALE!! 🤬🐑🧙‍♂️

[@terrnoisrp8894]

0:40 Damn he speaking facts!

[@pharaohbubbles1547]

It's funny bc he's clearly mocking people who rant about stuff like that

[@Lardo137]

Just like with Helldivers, angry manchildren don't understand when they're being mocked lol

[@Limrasson]

@@pharaohbubbles1547 Yes, but also Igon is based

[@pharaohbubbles1547]

@@Limrasson can't refute that

[@NPC-bs3pm]

@@pharaohbubbles1547 "mocking" and "making fun of" are two VERY different ways of saying something. "Mocking" is generally used in a cruel manner. This skit isn't so insulting - it is just a jest

[@hogfry]

The rant was me honestly. Also. For shame the mountain has no wheel chair access or disability dragon parking.

[@Metaknight180]

That shirt looks fantastic, perfect for the memes!

[@leveluppupgaming7207]

Anyone else notice he had the deflecting tear on? He blocked the invaders hit and did an instant return.

[@ArchHippy]

Igon for President.

[@AdrenalStorm]

Damn it, Tarnished. Bayle even gave you a "handicap." 😅

[@raistlin8633]

3:15 +100 hahahahhaha, very good point :).

[@ElfWanderer]

For what this reference?

[@Salerias]

@@ElfWanderer MW2 were the "AC 130 above" comes from.

[@Rishith198]

The voice acting is just incredible!! Great work man :D

[@jerromynolting1139]

"CURSE YOU MODERN AUDIENCE!"

[@Jormyyy]

YOU'RE THE MODERN AUDIENCE YOU DINGUS

[@jerromynolting1139]

@@Jormyyy no the hell i'm not. born 1986. screw this dogshit modern entertainment. DEI will DIE.

[@Jormyyy]

@jerromynolting1139 if you're alive right now in the year 2024, that means you're a MODERN audience. Gods you're dense. We get it, you hate black people, and women, and gay people. Just say it with your chest instead of skirting around calling things you don't like "dei" or "woke."

[@Jormyyy]

@@jerromynolting1139 we get it you hate black people

[@pratttastic89]

I so deeply appreciate the obscure FF9 music that you put into your videos. It heals something in my soul the way that game does.

[@annoymust]

We gonna ignore the fire rant Igon gave us about Disney?

[@cristiancojocaru9821]

Man was spitting fire more than actual dragons.

[@Riseofziggy]

Yeah Igon the critical drake knight

[@MrTokinedz]

2:00 he's playing with toys of the tarnished one 😂and then the toys disappear out of thin air!

[@BringBackLFG]

I no hit Bayle Not because I'm cracked But because I will die if I do get hit Love the fight

[@envoyofrot7046]

One of the most epic bosses From Soft has ever created. The build-up and anticipation as you climb the Jagged Peak to meet the "Terror incarnate" is phenomenally.

[@blackkat101]

Got to love that ranting tirade.... It spoke nothing but the truth.

[@wildbard4112]

There was a few bits that weren't the truth though

[@blodiaaa6990]

​@@wildbard4112it was all truth

[@fredbyoutubing]

Pretty sure it was mocking dramatic KZbinrs who profit from rage bait. But it's vague enough so maybe not.

[@wildbard4112]

@@blodiaaa6990 No it's literally not. "The Force has a gender" is totally made up. All it sounds like the rage bait videos people made for attention.

[@wildbard4112]

@@blodiaaa6990 It literally wasn't though. "How can the force have a gender" is totally made up. It all sounds like those rage bait videos people made for attention.