Bayonetta out of context

There's actually no context to make these make sense

[@electricangel3161]

You are FOUL for putting Balder's death out of context 😭

[@raisin8328]

Context plz... It's so foul fr

[@hunterclyman4278]

​@@raisin8328 The MC of Bayonetta (Cereza) travels to the past in order to stop the big bad evil from destroying and controlling the world. To do so, she teams up with a mysterious foe that turns out to be the big bad evil of the first game of the franchise: her own father. As it turns out, her father was never ruthlessly evil; rather, he was mislead by the big bad evil of Bayonetta 2, and in the climax her father seals the villain away in his own body to end the universal threat, even though the cost he pays will be his own sanity and morals - thus setting up the timeline of the first game where he is an antagonist. As the characters realize this, and are soon to return to the main timeline, Bayonetta's father asks his daughter to refer to him as such, as their family backstory was tragic and he didn't get many chances to love his wife and kid, much less see her grow up safe. And being an old witch from Europe of hundreds of years ago, Bayonetta learned to refer to her parents as "mummy" and "daddy" when she was a child, and the moment is simply a somber one as she grants her heroic father's last request.

[@raisin8328]

@@hunterclyman4278 Ily for explaining the entire thing to me, now it makes sense, it's still so depressing :')

[@abowlofsangria3412]

@@hunterclyman4278 you summed it up so beautifully 🙏

[@turnipgacha6027]

The guy who created this video may be bald… But he’s Balder (insert cymbal noise thingy)

[@inter9104]

0:51 The fact that they just stare at it for a moment before absolutely beating the hell out of it.

[@khaeilyn2000]

Honestly I 100% saw it coming when they fumbled it, but the execution is SO GOOD Timing is everything with that kind of joke, and they NAILED IT

[@squigly8r]

The first time I played I thought I'd screwed up a Quick Time Event or something, and then they started beating it's ass and I couldn't do the Quick Time Event because I was laughing too much.

[@k-boi420]

One of the pair of arms: Shit we missed it. Oh well, PUNCH THE DAMN THING!

[@kriblar98]

to be fair the game makes about as much sense WITH context

[@gkkk2735]

All of these games are just anime and rule of cool, not a complaint tho

[@Finamajig]

If anything it somehow makes less sense

[@king-fool]

1:48 That caught me off guard I'm dying 🤣

[@ryanm4166]

Hellena Taylor’s career

[@math9172]

​@@ryanm4166 I laughed out loud, brutal.

[@ikbenmaxim]

0:47 WTF EVERYTHING SUDDENLY BECOMES SO QUIET 😭

[@Shrewdilus]

He dropped the ball on that one, eh?

[@thatdumbbeech9624]

@@Shrewdilus FOR GOD SAKE 👏🤣

[@aticae]

1:12 *"STOP THAT BLADE!"*

[@inter9104]

*RULES OF NATURE!!!*

[@scarletsky2614]

*Heavy metal* AND THEY'LL RUN WHEN THE SUN COMES UP

[@QuadratusTiberium]

@@scarletsky2614WITH THEIR LIVES ON THE LINE

[@k-boi420]

@@QuadratusTiberium (ALIVE!)

[@HarbingerYT]

1:48 How accurate that this scene predicted Hellena Taylor's career from September 2022.

[@TheUmbranGirl]

Her face is so pretty in Bay 2. 😭

[@therearenoshortcuts9868]

ya it felt like she got lip-Botox injection in Bayo 3...

[@jilp2002]

@@therearenoshortcuts9868 shut up

[@therearenoshortcuts9868]

@@jilp2002 no you lol

[@echoooo5383]

@@therearenoshortcuts9868LMFAOOAO

[@shizukagozen777]

@@therearenoshortcuts9868 Wtf 🤣🤣🤣

[@Christian-nl8yb]

1:58: forbidden enema

[@shizukagozen777]

💀💀💀

[@ShardForgottenInTime]

He got exterminated

[@rekayy]

;-;

[@alex-bi7xr]

OH NO!!!!!!!!

[@y-n_gothbitch]

BRO 💀

[@UmbranSistah]

Why couldnt bayonetta 3 look like this 😭

[@Scrappy._.0216]

cuz they went for the tea and not go to the usual idk, cocaine I guess? lmao

[@WaveAqualei]

@@Scrappy._.0216 PLSS

[@madkilla707]

Woke push

[@rurijo3169]

Cause of the Switch, I guess?

[@studioarentain3960]

@@rurijo3169 Wii u is less powerful than switch tho

[@abowlofsangria3412]

I’m sorry, but Balder’s death is still funny even in context

[@shizukagozen777]

That's so mean. 😂😂😂

[@enzo_8145]

He didn't die tho in Bayonetta 2, he was just teleported to another time

[@can1526]

1:07 Bayonetta: size isn't everything you know 😏

[@shizukagozen777]

With the clip, that's so goofy and hilarious. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@PewDiePie777]

0:48 This joke costs millions

[@_.UBeato]

THE THUMBNAIL I CAN'T HAHAHAHA 😭😭

[@carltasticdrew9633]

Bayo after seeing Jeanne’s outfit ripped: “Im’ma clap those cheeks tonight.”

[@Itzme_MJ69]

@@carltasticdrew9633 LMAO YOU DID NOTTT

[@shizukagozen777]

What's wrong with the thumbnail ?

[@shizukagozen777]

@@carltasticdrew9633 BAHAHA 🤣😭

[@zaroio2533]

@@carltasticdrew9633 🤨📸 accurate tho

[@cherryjuice9705]

As someone who never played Bayonetta, I am no sure what is edited and what is actually in the game.

[@jasonlobo2350]

Everything is the game xD

[@barrywest-allen3261]

Pleased to say that everything you see in the video is in the Bayonetta games, even the Samus Metroid costume.

[@khaeilyn2000]

Absolutely none of this is edited. These were all clips I took from Bayo 1 & 2, exactly as they appear in-game 💀💀💀

[@wstd7417]

More on 2 actually, only playable on wii u or an emulator as its funded by nintendo. 1 was funded by sega, that's why it have an PC

[@datbiotch0144]

LITTLE ONE! AOUGGH 1:11

[@Tora..0207]

My friend recommended this game to me. She has great taste.

[@notalivethenotable4164]

Holdup, SHEEEEEEE???

[@tovi3280]

@@notalivethenotable4164 yea have u met the fandom, the girls and the gays

[@N_A_R_]

@@tovi3280 what you mean gay bro

[@tovi3280]

@@N_A_R_ what do u expect

[@ravenpowell9312]

@@tovi3280 aye, this be true ^-^

[@poundcake681]

Tbh out of context is basically the same as the cutscenes in order

[@night66666]

The daddy part SENT ME 😂 it's already funny enough with context but without ? DAMN LMAO !!!

[@xenoxize]

1:58☠️☠️😭😭

[@STAAAAAAAAAAAARRRS]

“Cereza… just this one time… call me…” Me: “He’s gonna say ‘daddy’, he’s gonna say ‘daddy’!” “..Daddy…” Me: “HOLY SHIT! HE REALLY DID!”😂😂😂

[@albertogregory9678]

…….he?

[@STAAAAAAAAAAAARRRS]

@@albertogregory9678 nah I was betting on whether the guy would actually say something that would be weird out of context… the daddy thing

[@lordrj4203]

Same bro I just thought Daddy out as joke but when he said It's was "oh sheet" moment

[@STAAAAAAAAAAAARRRS]

@@lordrj4203 exactly just like 🗿🗿🗿

[@ilikeeverything3699]

The stories in both 1 and 2 are surprisingly better compared to 3 considering the fact that so much random shit happens in both of them which I love so much

[@gkkk2735]

It helps they both dont take themselves as seriously as 3 does

[@ilikeeverything3699]

@@gkkk2735 I swear I wish bayo 3 did the same more often

[@gkkk2735]

@I Like Everything same, i also dont like the fact every single bayo seems to die from random surprise attacks out of nowhere when we've seen her reaction time be pretty much perfect. The story feels very off

[@causticdig7456]

LITTLE ONE!! AAHHH

[@shizukagozen777]

1:12

[@brandoncole5533]

NOOOOOO🤣🤣😭😭

[@yddyhrxhtfxgfhxtfh3986]

1:12 "LITTLE ONE- AUUGH"

[@rollygoldennut]

1:16 WHY DID YOU PUT THIS IN BRUH

[@Brumuzaki]

Daddy😭

[@eggxecution]

@@Brumuzaki yes son

[@WaveAqualei]

NOT THE LAST ONEE

[@ianadrianofiestasflores5548]

00:15 :RULES OF NATURE!!!

[@notalivethenotable4164]

AND THEY RUN WHEN THE SUN COMES UP!!!!

[@twinodoom]

1:13 STOP THAT BLADE!

[@plasticchairguy6471]

I never played a bayonetta game and this is what i expect to see

[@umbrawitch2800]

0:54 the fact that they also done this in bayonetta 3

[@khaeilyn2000]

Tbf they brought back the joke in 2 as well, I love that it became a running gag

[@valvefan]

as dmc fan who didnt play bayonetta i really want to complete this franchise to understand wtf is going on here

[@khaeilyn2000]

It’s absolutely worth it. 1 & 2 were far ahead of their time, and while there’s still a bit of jank just from them being older games, it’s never at the level of classic DMC games The last few levels of DMC 3 traumatised me fjdkfsgkdl

[@valvefan]

@@khaeilyn2000 im pc player and as i know there's only bayonetta 1 on pc,so im gonna buy it someday.

[@jambon2730]

This reminds how much I miss bayo's acrobatics in bayo 3

[@Quandale.dingle.here.]

This feels like female version of jojo 💀

[@Lolwhattheheck]

It does have inspiration from JoJo

[@Culk-kb4fn]

Jolyne exists tho

[@hauserippa4927]

back in the day this game was so cancelled because of sexualisation the fuck out of the character (female) but now u can see on tiktok and twitter they seen loving boya now weird huh

[@samarius_art_and_games]

I love how absolutely pissed Hekatoncheir gets when it fumbles the Golem.

[@snifey7694]

never played the damn game and in the first ten second and i felt like senator armstrong is going to enter my room and punch so hard that its virtually terminal

[@kirbyboi4288]

Even in context it can be weird lol

[@DarkROSkull013]

I always prefer long haired women, but her look in 2 looks the best, imho

[@kingdomkeycrafter]

0:09 wait, what?? 🤣🤣 wtf???

[@the_apotecary_from_tf2]

As a short foul-mouthed Italian I can confirm I am always in earshot

[@lucxi44]

1:12 please 😭😭😭

[@wyllefps]

The last clip 💀 🗿

[@Zazato604]

It's very funny because I've never used this game so it's wonderful to see this

[@gersontaveras7669]

Wait, Bayonetta has context? 🤨

[@doryu1004]

0:26 MAN, THAT IS SO COOL !

[@velasquez12-abmhoreb-mark48]

Basically a fashion show game where women are just too damn beautiful

[@Comeherekitten]

No it’s about witches 😨

[@RandomGuy-ci9nt]

So you mean normal bayonetta

[@klaus.sfc01official30]

99% of these aren't explainable with context either

[@NATM-hq1bm]

Bayonetta mommy

[@KaiboStudios]

1:35 You having fun there Bayo?

[@eljorge5680]

Men see Bayonetta as a Metroid ball Men happy

[@avimation8786]

1:48 XD

[@OwODemon666]

I don't think it's any different even with context lol

[@theclitclutcher]

old women yuri

[@lillowh6126]

1:48 this was the best one

[@aeoncalcos7830]

Haven't played Bayonetta but man! PlatinumGames really likes comedy! Vanquish is pretty serious compared to Bayonetta and MGR

[@АртёмПивень-д1е]

Looks like weird mix of Nier, DMC 3 and JoJo

[@lulusobel8643]

Holy shit this game is full of ✨chronic slayage✨

[@jasonvsfreddy1]

So much sexiness emanates from Cereza

[@Rubyyrezaa]

0:08 That was the most blatantly gay stare I’ve ever seen

[@ОганесМхитарян-э9т]

0:34 😂😂😂

[@GUCCIPUCCI6969]

Female dante.exe

[@thegreenthunder2]

Bro why couldnt we have Bayonetta and Jeanne be canon in Bayo 3? They have umatchable chemistry 😢

[@khaeilyn2000]

From what I've heard, Bayo 3's story is kind of an insult to the first two games

[@codmfan5145]

1:48

[@mohammadharrizusop2597]

I cant bive the last one they just did the 1000 years of death on that one😂

[@bane9951]

i understand everything that is happening

[@phatnom_5319]

Daddy...

[@Umbramus]

1:08 overcompensating are we?

[@uggugg005]

jojo part 6 but its american

[@Hau37w8]

Jojo part 6 is already in America (florida) tf u talking about

[@tieradlerch.217]

Bayonetta series is for mommy milk action enjoyer

[@weasel3478]

Some Nerdy AF guy made this game.

[@DripApe]

Fr and people going nuts over it

[@RENYASUU]

I call him soimah

[@notgaming115]

momma

[@hero977]

Женщина мечты🗣️

[@Brumuzaki]

GIGATOOOOOON

[@Ares_gaming_117]

why do all these comments look like tiktok/Twitter comments?

[@TheHuskyK9]

“Go easy on me, it’s my first time” Me: 1:58

[@HaidesTunicaRoja]

1:38 this mod...?

[@twinodoom]

Probably closer to an easter egg

[@khaeilyn2000]

Nah. Iirc it’s one of the couture bullets for the Super Mirror 2. There’s also one that turns you into Princess Peach and turns Madama Butterfly into Bowser. I need to see if that changes the full model or just the arms and legs

[@voraai.musicchannel]

Daddy

[@BUZZ__A]

they made a game about the smash bros girl

[@Comeherekitten]

Her names bayonetta and she wasn’t in smash bros before the games she was in smash bros after the games (bayonetta 1))

[@Ouroborosus]

japan...

[@Tutu.11-.]

0:05 muisc???

[@towk6369]

If I knew

[@khaeilyn2000]

Moon River (Climax Mix). Sadly not on spotify or itunes, much like the first game’s cover of Fly Me to the Moon, but they are on KZbin

[@khaeilyn2000]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/qYnLmZeEgZVoqbs

[@anime-rr6og]

Daddy🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Sammy-gd9lk]

😭😭😭

[@ghostsnake8679]

Lol