BAYONETTA (Zero Punctuation)

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The Escapist

The Escapist

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@iKhanKing
@iKhanKing 10 жыл бұрын
"Bayonetta is a witch, and in accordance with the retranslation of vampires from closet lurking bogey men to mopey solar powered disco balls, witches are now strippers" LOL
@adenbrazza5128
@adenbrazza5128 10 жыл бұрын
***** He added his own spin on it though and decided to use commas when quoting a Zero Punctuation video, that takes balls if anything else.
@antonioscendrategattico2302
@antonioscendrategattico2302 2 жыл бұрын
Ok but disco vampires are something I'd unironically love
@ProfessorCagan
@ProfessorCagan 8 жыл бұрын
"Nintendo wouldn't have a character like this!" Oh how the years make fools out of people.
@theonetruemoe5744
@theonetruemoe5744 8 жыл бұрын
+ Cagan Sooooo, Nintendo decided to have characters with hideous birth defects? Starting with Bayonetta? :P
@ProfessorCagan
@ProfessorCagan 8 жыл бұрын
Haha, I mean, all consoles had Barbie games didn't they?
@theonetruemoe5744
@theonetruemoe5744 8 жыл бұрын
Cagan Well theres that as well :P
@zaracondemi6375
@zaracondemi6375 7 жыл бұрын
Cagan lol
@SwiftNimblefoot
@SwiftNimblefoot 7 жыл бұрын
Why, whom did they make? Bullet Witch was theirs? I always felt that was a Bayonetta ripoff.
@timebomb4562
@timebomb4562 8 жыл бұрын
does someone actually have a japanese love pillow with yahtzee on it
@AVoiceForRadio
@AVoiceForRadio 8 жыл бұрын
I'd buy one
@linkthepringlesman3951
@linkthepringlesman3951 7 жыл бұрын
You mean you don't?
@Asliferollson
@Asliferollson 5 жыл бұрын
Back off! You cant borrow mine!
@blackchibisan8116
@blackchibisan8116 4 жыл бұрын
If they didn’t, they do now because this question willed it into existence.
@kikiloop5860
@kikiloop5860 4 жыл бұрын
I do now.
@techdeth
@techdeth 8 жыл бұрын
the "Fortunately, being English,... " line cracked me the fuck up. Cultural humor is awesome from another side
@IshayuG
@IshayuG 9 жыл бұрын
So you said at the start of this video that Nintendo wouldn't put out a character like Bayonetta. HA, joke's on you!
@1money11
@1money11 9 жыл бұрын
+IshayuG who are you talking about?
@AnimotionTheRock
@AnimotionTheRock 9 жыл бұрын
+Drake Stevens probably talking about Rosalina, she is freaking huge!
@Microsizeme
@Microsizeme 9 жыл бұрын
+Drake Stevens He means Nintendo bought out Bayonetta. Somehow.
@1money11
@1money11 9 жыл бұрын
Microsizeme in wich case Nintendo didnt come up with a charecter like bayonetta....they bought one instead in wich case the original comment in this thread is wrong
@Microsizeme
@Microsizeme 9 жыл бұрын
***** Don't be pedantic.
@twoplus2787
@twoplus2787 10 жыл бұрын
"You wouldn't see Nintendo bring out a character..." That's funny.
@Komnen0s
@Komnen0s 10 жыл бұрын
Yahtzee sounds completely wasted when you set the speed to 0.5.
@jasonp514
@jasonp514 9 жыл бұрын
Komnenos Thank you
@roryharesnape3121
@roryharesnape3121 9 жыл бұрын
Komnenos O.O I will always watch his videos with this on, also if you turn it to 1.5 speed or higher it sounds like he's high XD
@MobileTech296
@MobileTech296 9 жыл бұрын
Komnenos OMG that's hilarious! :D
@ellisartwist
@ellisartwist 9 жыл бұрын
+Komnenos half as fast, twice as funny
@huntercoyle8196
@huntercoyle8196 6 жыл бұрын
p o l i s h i n g a p i c k l e d G H E R K I N
@nytheris2848
@nytheris2848 8 жыл бұрын
"The occasional cheap death pulled right out the game's arse. I mean... arse."
@lowhp_comic
@lowhp_comic 2 жыл бұрын
3:04 I always thought the ice skates was just a joke about finesse until I played it and learned they are actual weapons you can use in the game
@eddthehead123
@eddthehead123 10 жыл бұрын
Ironically, at 3:05ish he has Bayonetta on skates, which are actually one of the best weapons in the game
@LeNimph
@LeNimph 10 жыл бұрын
I am a woman and really enjoyed playing Bayonetta. She's a woman who get's shit done and can take care of herself and looks like she has amazing fun doing it too.
@Bloggerboy1000
@Bloggerboy1000 10 жыл бұрын
Kinda like Isabela.
@LeNimph
@LeNimph 10 жыл бұрын
***** Yeah. I don't understand why a lot of people are so quick to dismiss female characters just because they have a healthy sexual demeanor. It not only paints a negatively that a woman in charge of her sexuality is somehow bad, but it's also just completely disrespectful to ignore everything else about her. Like Bayonetta's strong independent nature and surprisingly strong motherly instincts.
@VitalityEd
@VitalityEd 10 жыл бұрын
***** So exactly how much "lewdness" in this game? Just curious...
@LeNimph
@LeNimph 10 жыл бұрын
marc larry She has a pprovocativefighting style that I would say might be stripper and sometimes BDSM inspired, and since she uses her hair to summon her demonic power she gets nearly naked sometimes. Its funny and it pays into the games lore, and a bit of real world witch lore. It's a joke though and anyone who takes it seriously has problems. The thing to take seriously is Bayonetta's journey of self discovery.
@LeNimph
@LeNimph 10 жыл бұрын
Oh and FYI Bayonetta's character design was done by a woman.
@NamelessPlayerOfficial
@NamelessPlayerOfficial 10 жыл бұрын
I agree with Yahtzee how stories back then were simple, like Pacman: eat these and avoid ghosts.. though sometimes you can eat them if you ate- *ARGHHH*
@ATStirzaker
@ATStirzaker 10 жыл бұрын
I love the phrase 'garment rendingly frustrating'. So accurate.
@AndyyLeb
@AndyyLeb 11 жыл бұрын
This being one of my favorite games, I can absolutely see where these points are positively valid. The only thing I disagree with is the 'soundtrack [being] boring'. I thought the soundtrack was suiting and exciting! It depends on preference, but it's like jazz had made sweet love with GOOD pop music. 'Fly Me To The Moon' was a great cover for it.
@thisiswhatilike54
@thisiswhatilike54 2 жыл бұрын
It was a good cover, absolutely, but there’s only so many times I can listen to Fly Me to the Moon before I want to rip off me ears and cauterize the fountains of hemoglobin with a white-hot ice pick.
@endorenna7106
@endorenna7106 5 жыл бұрын
You know, in retrospect, now that I'm a few years older, am no longer a teenager, and have much more of an ability to laugh at myself and joke about stupid things in stuff I really, REALLY like... I really love this review of one of my favorite hack and slash games. And now that I have more of an ability to laugh at things I like, it's funny that this is actually a pretty positive review for him. Oh, and having come from an extremely sexually repressive background, having a strong, badass female character who's not ashamed of flaunting her sexuality was actually super awesome for me as a repressed bisexual teenage girl.And if I ever get a Wii U, it will almost solely be for Bayonetta 2, though I wish to god it would just be ported to the Playstation.
@Batchall_Accepted
@Batchall_Accepted 8 жыл бұрын
That Yahtzee body pillow though
@thewelshelf6575
@thewelshelf6575 8 жыл бұрын
+Sean O'Brien Okay! Who's been reading my fantasies journal?!
@zeitgeistindustries1792
@zeitgeistindustries1792 8 жыл бұрын
+The Welsh Elf oh sorry I'll beam it back *beams fantasy journal to welsh elfs hobbit hole*
@thewelshelf6575
@thewelshelf6575 8 жыл бұрын
the telekinetic rock Thank YOU!
@Nymphonomicon
@Nymphonomicon 3 жыл бұрын
I suppose it was rather convenient that the term "spectacle fighter" was coined on a game where the lead wears them.
@Kimihro
@Kimihro 11 жыл бұрын
So if anyone didn't notice, that bit on the Japanese Love Pillow at 4:19 used his face on the pillow with some bloke humping it. Humility, Yahtzee. Jeez.
@clansullivan6059
@clansullivan6059 10 жыл бұрын
What are you talking about? It's a thing. I have one.
@Kimihro
@Kimihro 10 жыл бұрын
Clan Sullivan You have a Japanese love pillow of yourself?
@clansullivan6059
@clansullivan6059 10 жыл бұрын
No, of Yahtzee.
@clansullivan6059
@clansullivan6059 10 жыл бұрын
Don't you?
@Kimihro
@Kimihro 10 жыл бұрын
Clan Sullivan BAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
@MissiGNO000
@MissiGNO000 10 жыл бұрын
This is one of my favourite games of the previous gen , it's insanely fun and I LOVE its enemy desings (aside from the loading screen and the sudden qte)
@littlefieryone2825
@littlefieryone2825 8 жыл бұрын
Yup. Pacman's plot is really hard to follow.
@notisaac6297
@notisaac6297 10 жыл бұрын
People actually played Bayonetta on the PS3? How can you live with yourself?
@zephyrerazortail5478
@zephyrerazortail5478 9 жыл бұрын
Well, that's the only console I had…
@notisaac6297
@notisaac6297 9 жыл бұрын
StarChaser That's no excuse.
@zephyrerazortail5478
@zephyrerazortail5478 9 жыл бұрын
So, what, I shouldn't have bought it and played the most awesome action game I've played since DMC3? I'm lazy, also adopted my parent's philosophy: "not broken, don't fix it" to a fault. Mainly bought PS games after PS2. I had both N64 and PS1, but after buying PS2, my parents were like "only one console, we don't have enough money for more. And don't you have crapload of games for It already?" Wii U is my first non-Sony console since N64
@notisaac6297
@notisaac6297 9 жыл бұрын
StarChaser PS3 Bayonetta isn't the REAL Bayonetta.
@zephyrerazortail5478
@zephyrerazortail5478 9 жыл бұрын
Oki. When my Bayonetta 2 arrives, I'll play the first one and check the REAL Bayonetta and get back to you. Not like I can invent a time machine and tell my younger self to buy XBox instead of PS2
@grapefruit04
@grapefruit04 10 жыл бұрын
A Pencil stuck through a couple of grapes? At first I didn't get it so it was so random it was funny, but then I got it and it was HILARIOUS. You're awesome, Yahtzee.
@DGneoseeker1
@DGneoseeker1 10 жыл бұрын
I... still don't get it.
@DGneoseeker1
@DGneoseeker1 10 жыл бұрын
Sure she does. She looks like Sarah Palin
@emmaking8520
@emmaking8520 9 жыл бұрын
The love pillow was him, good one yahtzee
@calebh5584
@calebh5584 10 жыл бұрын
Just curious, how many of us watch Yahtzee for actual game reviews?
@rushiera2692
@rushiera2692 10 жыл бұрын
i do cause i share his hatred for JPRGs
@seandelong921
@seandelong921 10 жыл бұрын
He's good at pointing out a games flaws but since he focuses pretty much exclusively on the negative I wouldn't call it a review, I'd call it pissing on fanboys.
@rushiera2692
@rushiera2692 10 жыл бұрын
it was originally meant to be "review" but since he was criticised in every episode by fanbois, it became more of a 75% fcking with fanbois and 25% review ... alright make it 90%:10% lol
@MelodicPandora
@MelodicPandora 10 жыл бұрын
You're going to generalize hate on an entire genre of games?
@rushiera2692
@rushiera2692 10 жыл бұрын
dont we always do that?
@CallmeGanonDragmire
@CallmeGanonDragmire 10 жыл бұрын
Funny how the 'Japanese love pillow' has Yahtzee's actual face on it.
@zyad48
@zyad48 9 жыл бұрын
"tan-fucking-fastic" XDD
@UmbraScriptor
@UmbraScriptor 12 жыл бұрын
". . . so chipping the first ten away only to die from a casual elbow to the face can be garment rendingly frustrating by itself without having to take it from the top." I lost it about here XD
@Spongeman25
@Spongeman25 10 жыл бұрын
Well I can say this game has a ton of what alot of games are missing these days. Extremely hard yet satisfying boss fights. Not to much probably the most epic final boss to date so far.
@About9000
@About9000 8 жыл бұрын
Well judging from that opening statement, somebody's clearly forgotten about Birdo.
@ArcaneKeeperD20
@ArcaneKeeperD20 10 жыл бұрын
Did you AT LEAST play to the level where you ride a motorbike up a rocket?
@lucascyr98
@lucascyr98 10 жыл бұрын
0:44 - Maybe Jack Skellington
@CornishCreamtea07
@CornishCreamtea07 10 жыл бұрын
Penny Drake
@navifairy
@navifairy 10 жыл бұрын
then nintendo brings out bayonetta 2 jus to prove u wrong xD
@FuzzyLittleBastard
@FuzzyLittleBastard 9 жыл бұрын
This game just makes me want to break things. I mean that whole "stone" achievement just PISSES ME OFF. Also, I find her over-sexualized mannerisms hilarious more than sexy. I mean I am straight male, but she is so sarcastic about it that it makes me feel like she is joking about it more than anything.
@Punishthefalse
@Punishthefalse 9 жыл бұрын
I think that's the whole point behind the sexualisation in Bayonetta. Game doesn't take itself seriously and wants you to shut off your brain and combo everything to death as flashily as you possibly can!
@DuckieMcduck
@DuckieMcduck 9 жыл бұрын
It's a thoroughly ridiculous game but in a good kind of way. The moment I made her breakdance with guns firing out of guns strapped to her every limb I knew I was in for a ride.
@Ribbons0121R121
@Ribbons0121R121 3 жыл бұрын
so the published form of "hahaha unless?"
@FuzzyLittleBastard
@FuzzyLittleBastard 3 жыл бұрын
@@Ribbons0121R121 I mean, pretty much hahaha.
@metroplexprime9901
@metroplexprime9901 2 жыл бұрын
@@FuzzyLittleBastard unless?
@NeinBreaker
@NeinBreaker 3 жыл бұрын
Yahtzee made the mistake of playing this game on a PS3. 3rd party games like this and Lollipop Chainsaw got shafted because of the long loading times. It's one of the reasons why the 360 was the superior console out of the two that generation.
@therudestofclouds2007
@therudestofclouds2007 7 жыл бұрын
3:20 wait that white isnt skin?? does that mean that he painted his face???
@skyfairchase5636
@skyfairchase5636 10 жыл бұрын
Devil May Cry with a female protagonist. Meaning - it's ridiculous yet fun. Seizure warning.
@InvaderTak176
@InvaderTak176 10 жыл бұрын
now is it hilarious that bayonetta 2 was the ad for this?
@InvaderTak176
@InvaderTak176 8 жыл бұрын
***** I realize and perhaps the term should be used as Ironic especially if you get christian ads over topics of atheism
@InvaderTak176
@InvaderTak176 8 жыл бұрын
Cody Hines exactly, I'm just saying the gauntlet should get thrown down
@malomal4
@malomal4 10 жыл бұрын
Remember: Just because you can understand the story doesn't mean it's good. Granted, it doesn't take itself too seriously at times, but that still doesn't mean its a good story. Fun game tho. 360 version doesn't have that silly loading problem.
@Lady_Corwin
@Lady_Corwin 10 жыл бұрын
I played this through several times on the PS3 and didn't have any of the loading issues either. Maybe Yahtzee's PS3 has something wrong?
@malomal4
@malomal4 10 жыл бұрын
Apparently when it first came out, the PS3 versions had longer, more frequent loading times. It might have been patched since then but it was never crippling enough to make anybody else hate the game.
@Lady_Corwin
@Lady_Corwin 10 жыл бұрын
Aoi44 Maybe that was it then - I wasn't very punctual at getting a copy.
@kiathemasteryman7907
@kiathemasteryman7907 10 жыл бұрын
what are you talkin bout i think the story is decent...Not great but its good :/
@TheLazysketcher
@TheLazysketcher 9 жыл бұрын
Im totally with Yahtzee on the story and difficulty! This is one of those games which i love, but makes me wanna eat my controller in a flash of rage!
@FuzzyLittleBastard
@FuzzyLittleBastard 9 жыл бұрын
Yeah, same here.
@wolfgangbowers6127
@wolfgangbowers6127 8 жыл бұрын
+TheLazysketcher here is a question that many of us that plays bayonetta will agree with me, and that is: who is that little girl!?!
@TheLazysketcher
@TheLazysketcher 8 жыл бұрын
Wolfgang Bowers Did, did you play the game? She's a younger version of Bayonetta brought into existance by her father in order to awake some sort of feeling in Bayonetta so she could use her eye of the world! I recommend watching the movie "Bloody fate", it explained everything in better detail.
@wolfgangbowers6127
@wolfgangbowers6127 8 жыл бұрын
I didn't know of the movie
@TheLazysketcher
@TheLazysketcher 8 жыл бұрын
Wolfgang Bowers See it, you wont regret is! The whole movie looks great, especially Bayonetta herself ;)
@alexanderstilianov
@alexanderstilianov 9 жыл бұрын
"I am a woman and i" *insert random text after stating gender* _Over 100 Likes guaranteed._ Why is it that on Yahtzee's reviews whenever a comment states that it's typed by a woman it gets the highest number of Likes or upvotes or whatever you wanna call it?
@leongotget4157
@leongotget4157 9 жыл бұрын
Alex because were all nerds who want as much interaction with women who cant see us as possible
@alexanderstilianov
@alexanderstilianov 9 жыл бұрын
Leon gotget So they think liking a comment is considered interaction?
@leongotget4157
@leongotget4157 9 жыл бұрын
Alex maybe
@TheRaveous
@TheRaveous 10 жыл бұрын
Ok,wow, so I now have a lot of rebuttals to this that I never had before. Just call it looking out for a gem of a game that virtually no one knows about. So first off, the reason why her legs are so long is actually for the gameplay. Kicks are a very common thing in the game, and so if her legs were short that means the hitbox would have to be short, and by then everything would play much more poorly. Secondly, the PS3 version of Bayonetta is utter shit(or so I hear). It's a high-intensity hack n' slash game and the PS3 version not only doesn't play at 60fps, but rather plays UNDER 30fps at some moments. I played it on 360, and not only is it 60fps, but loading isn't really a problem. The story is, as you may have figured from Yahtzee's review, is very unique and can be a little too much for some people. Luckily, you can skip most cutscenes(with the exception of the shitty QTEs, which are in cutscenes) so that you can get back into the action quickly. The game has an AMAZINGLY well-made combat system, putting it up there with DMC4. Tons of different combos, different weapons, different outfits(yes you can unlock outfits for bayonetta). I recommend it to anyone who's interested in the hack n' slash genre.
@RobertAniFreak
@RobertAniFreak 10 жыл бұрын
To be fair yes, this game is a bit sexualized but shes a 300y old witch, can transform, has 4 guns, very strong, can transform her hair into gigantic monsters, and pretty much control time by slowing it down Arguably she might be more powerful then Dante (( original one, not Dante may Cry )), she does not put herself low to backstabbing or going in bed with anyone to get her job don And most of all she is not a helpess, nagging, little dumbass that keeps getting into trouble and you have to save her *cough* *cough* Peach *cough* Ashley Graham
@One3673241
@One3673241 10 жыл бұрын
So in other words, she is every 2000's female Hollywood asskicker. Outstanding; and here I thought game characters were beginning to become creative!
@Slider1207
@Slider1207 10 жыл бұрын
One3673241 The problem is that game developers appear to have difficulty making complex female characters; they're often either empty shells that are only present for the purposes of eye candy or one-dimensional "badasses", such as Bayonetta. The former is done for the sake of exploitation, the latter is a ham-fisted attempt to over-compensate for the exploitation and claim, "No, seriously, she's a strong female character!" I really don't understand why some developers have trouble making female characters that are human. It's no different than male characters, really; if you have a guy that's a "pure badass" with no flaws or emotions outside of self-assurance and aggression, you have a flat, boring character. There needs to be more characters like Aya Brea and Heather Mason; people that do awesome, kick ass things but have humanity and depth to them. They're not defined solely by their combat abilities.
@Azraelseraphim
@Azraelseraphim 10 жыл бұрын
Slider1207 Well since I bought The Eyes of Bayonetta I just want to let you know there was a lot of shit that was dropped because there was no time. For example Jeanne was supposed to be a high school teacher. The characters were meant to have a life outside of the main story. Also the sexualization of Bayonetta does have a purpose. The angels are based off of Christianity. In the Bible (i.e. Deuteronomy and Timothy) tells women to be submissive and do as they're told. In the end Bayonetta kills Baldr (Patriarchy) and rejects her destiny to give birth to god (Feminist revolution against Patriarchy. Women are not incubators yadda yadda yadda...). You see ladies Bayonetta killed God for you. You're welcome...
@philip6557
@philip6557 10 жыл бұрын
Azraelseraphim because killing god is always a good thing
@Azraelseraphim
@Azraelseraphim 10 жыл бұрын
Philip McCallion Of course considering the fact that the Judeo-Christian as well as Islamic God condones rape and the submission of women to men. A lady has to protect her booty hole as well as her autonomy.
@Manufan-og1xg
@Manufan-og1xg 4 жыл бұрын
I disagree with everything except the QTE bullshit and the crazy long load times. Otherwise, it was a fantastic action game.
@deadmetalparadigm2252
@deadmetalparadigm2252 8 жыл бұрын
is that a picture of himself on he waifu pillow?
@KelKilimanjaro
@KelKilimanjaro 10 жыл бұрын
I usually dig ZP reviews, but...I actually played Bayonetta. And honestly, the only part of the review I agreed with was the overt sexualization (which seemed to constitute about 73% of the tirade). I'll admit, it kicked my ass for the first few levels, but I fell in love with the combat system within the first 5 minutes of playing it. In fact, the game actually lets you fiddle around with blending basic combo strings and cancelling said combo strings during the tutorial level, allowing you to actually recreate many of the same feats seen in the cutscenes. -__-
@Holammer
@Holammer 12 жыл бұрын
... the Japanese hug pillow joke is just begging for a fanart. It shall be my most disturbing yet!
@Krystalmyth
@Krystalmyth 10 жыл бұрын
I find it hilarious, that Bayonetta actually turns off so many guys, yet call it hypersexualized. She's a hypersexual character. Just not for you, but herself. She's one of the best examples of a female character in a sex-positive light in video games. Everyone in the gameworld respects her power and identity. They talk to her and treat her as equals. Not ONE person in the game talks about her appearance. You'd think a game that was meant to be tittilating to people would be more adequately fetishized for its audience, but that was never the point. That discomfort you feel isn't the sexualization, it's the nature of seeing a female character with the confidence to not be ashamed of her sexual identity, how shameful.
@ElectronNDubstep
@ElectronNDubstep 10 жыл бұрын
I swear to god both of you had a point and then I read the second part of your comments. First of all: Women are not greedy money-mongering bitches like you said..well okay the majority isn't. On the other hand..who doesn't like money? Please grow up and surround yourself with women are not mentaly FUBAR. Second: It's not the fact that the main character is very sexual and confident with it,that disgusts (me). Heck that's what makes her sexy! It's the fact that the game is shoving it in your face like "Hurrr Durr Sex sells! Here you like dis! Like dis1!". Do men love sexy characters? Hell yeah! Do you want to be burried in Titties and asses all the time while playing a game? Not all the time. It's just simply too much. And for real honey..most men are not really afraid of strong women it's actually quite the opposite ...I thought you would know that.
@Krystalmyth
@Krystalmyth 10 жыл бұрын
Why because you say so? This is hardly resembling anything close to the truth, but there really is the an argument being shared here so this whole thing is pointless. Fact of the matter is Bayonetta is not 'butt fugly' but is no surprise called that way by men like you looking for the cheesecake you so crave.
@AlexandreBatalha_Sharkuel
@AlexandreBatalha_Sharkuel 10 жыл бұрын
***** i like how you question Grayfox's comente by replying "Why because you say so?" and then make a statement that goes in the lines of "No, it is because i say so, and i am bitchy about it." Bayonetta is ridiculous. Simply. Not pretty, not sexy, not a feminine icon, she is just ludacrious. It is like they strapped Dante with a hair dress and huge legs and ass. But i agree with you, this is pointless. Of course there are men (and specially women) who will worship her, and then there are people like me who simply doesn't get affected over the "oversexualized" theme that Bayonetta represents. it is just too ridiculous and in my modest opinion (note it is na opinion, even if you don't care), i find for example Miranda Keyes (Halo 2 and Halo 3) a far more stronger female character than most of the current days "strong female characters" (i am looking at you, Lara Croft), so there. I think Bayonetta just gives a slutty persona to women in general. But who am i to jugde? lol
@Akilroth234
@Akilroth234 10 жыл бұрын
Feels more like a video game that give me material to masturbate to, than anything else. "Female character not ashamed of her sexual identity" my ass, the oversexualized image seems completely unnecessary, and a way to cheaply catch fans.
@GregTom2
@GregTom2 10 жыл бұрын
Who knew that feminists only wanted women to be hypersexualised and used as advertising, and characterised as "libertine strong women"... but more.
@crypterion_moon
@crypterion_moon Жыл бұрын
This may have been over a decade ago, but with the direction of games these days, I'm all here for the sex appeal! Even though I don't have the man bits for it
@DankJudgement
@DankJudgement 9 жыл бұрын
Anyone else noticed that Japanese love pillow had yhatzees on it?
@ShatterPalm
@ShatterPalm 8 жыл бұрын
The game really does cater (ironically, to be fair) to the male gaze, and I've met a lot of guys who played the game for that fact alone, but the best player I've ever met was a lovely Australian woman who'd beaten the game about 16 times. Seriously, she flickered through the boss fights on the highest difficulty like the fucking flash.
@jaxonnobles
@jaxonnobles 8 жыл бұрын
To this day, I haven't met one person who even knows of Bayonetta because of some reason other than her tits.
@ShatterPalm
@ShatterPalm 8 жыл бұрын
***** Do yourself a favor, go find Yosheque. She's got an absolutely beautiful let's play of Bayonetta up on her channel.
@brightsuperstition
@brightsuperstition 8 жыл бұрын
If by "male gaze" you mean something designed to appeal to hetero dudes, then yes, Bayonetta's appearance was clearly designed with that audience in mind. And there's absolutely nothing wrong with that, just like how there's absolutely nothing wrong with those endless array of cheap romance novels you can find at supermarkets that have half-naked buff dudes on the cover that are clearly designed for hetero women. People need to stop talking about "male gaze" as if it's an inherently bad thing.
@ShatterPalm
@ShatterPalm 8 жыл бұрын
brightsuperstition I absolutely agree, but what IS a bad thing is that it's kind of one of the default settings, same with the trashy romance novels with the half naked buff dudes.
@ShatterPalm
@ShatterPalm 8 жыл бұрын
BJGvideos I did not know that and that is boss as fuck.
@theatomicbonbon3717
@theatomicbonbon3717 9 жыл бұрын
3:30 Is that the Blog?
@Tortue-et-Fitness
@Tortue-et-Fitness 4 жыл бұрын
Can't believe the vid wasn't taken down because of 1:31 after all those years
@tyokabina2829
@tyokabina2829 11 жыл бұрын
funny cause no one actually bothered to make a male pillow.. wait thats not funny, its annoying
@Soxviper
@Soxviper 9 жыл бұрын
"That thing from Nights." I think that thing IS Nights.
@tsmunt8197
@tsmunt8197 9 жыл бұрын
I want that love pillow.
@Saint_Gerund
@Saint_Gerund 2 жыл бұрын
I must admit, it’s one of the best-written ZP episodes so far. I lost it couple of times while watching, thanks, Yahtz.
@royfox2010
@royfox2010 10 жыл бұрын
I'm asexual and I loved the game and the character.
@BlueMageDaisen
@BlueMageDaisen 10 жыл бұрын
And I'm gay and am so fucking hyped for the sequel I can barely contain it
@royfox2010
@royfox2010 10 жыл бұрын
AutumnCrusader Bayonetta's just god damn awesome, her looks just add to her character.
@tomdonovan30
@tomdonovan30 10 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry but what the Hell has that got to do with anything? That's like me saying "I'm white and I love Indian food". Which is true.
@BlueMageDaisen
@BlueMageDaisen 10 жыл бұрын
***** The point is neither of us can be claimed as liking the game for sex appeal, as neither of us find such sex appeal of interest
@tomdonovan30
@tomdonovan30 10 жыл бұрын
AutumnCrusader There is not one game with a protagonist that doesn't have sex appeal oozing out of their ears, male or female. Saying you like a game regardless of the sex appeal is just as bad as saying you like it sorely for that reason, because you felt the need to point it out. Honestly I kind of forgotten the point I was thinking about somewhere around half an hour ago and are now just arguing for the sake of it, so feel free to ignore me whilst we all have some cake.
@0100-j9l
@0100-j9l 10 жыл бұрын
Well I have to pulish a pickled gherkin since I'm not getting any ...... ccake anytime soon..
@AngelSamael
@AngelSamael 10 жыл бұрын
oddly enough he uses Bayonetta 2 as an example of one of the must-have games that could save the WiiU. maybe it he just really likes her new hairstyle/personality.
@alaeriia01
@alaeriia01 9 жыл бұрын
The pixie cut serves her better than that beehive hairdo anyway. Every time I look at that, I am reminded of a bowling pin. Tenpin, not candlepin. Candlepin bowling is much better than tenpin, but I digress.
@user-fy3oy4vo9m
@user-fy3oy4vo9m 6 жыл бұрын
Alex Snitzer That's why Jeanne is always best girl.
@Oddman1980
@Oddman1980 6 жыл бұрын
In the post-apocalyptic future year of 2018, Bayonetta is available on Steam. I find that the loading times on my PC are so short, that the combo-practice screen only flashes up for about a second at most. Playing this absurd game is so indescribably fun, however, and I'd have never heard of it had I not started listening to Yahtzee bang on about video games while I'm bored at work.
@SenzokuHoshiko
@SenzokuHoshiko 10 жыл бұрын
I love this guy......
@Nekucloud
@Nekucloud 4 жыл бұрын
Bayonetta is a spectacle fighter that makes your testicles lighter!😉
@magnustherad3597
@magnustherad3597 10 жыл бұрын
my favorite game of all time everybody.
@magnustherad3597
@magnustherad3597 10 жыл бұрын
beat it on nonstop infinite climax difficulty, hooray for me.
@Montesama314
@Montesama314 10 жыл бұрын
Sachiel Otaku With a name like that for a difficulty setting, it would be disappointing if it WASN'T mind-numbingly hard to beat.
@magnustherad3597
@magnustherad3597 10 жыл бұрын
Montesama314 its slightly harder then hard dificulty, but they also take away your perfect dodge slomo attack, which is basically your only defense against enemies such as grace and glory.
@iscariot90
@iscariot90 11 жыл бұрын
While I don't think this game was horrible I do agree with Yahtzee about a few things. It's got a good story, and a nicely-woven complex story is always nice, but he makes a good point. Given the type of game this is, the selling point is meant to be the ridiculous spectacle and epic scale of the game. If you have to focus on that but there's a complex story behind it all, a lot of players could very easily get lost in it. It's not necessarily hard to understand, it's just that putting something so complex towards the back of the shelf really takes away from it and makes it easy to miss things. I also felt that the controls were a bit clunky. Sure they worked well for the game and with some practice you could kick some serious ass, but it was a hard scheme to get used to and the reliability of each command's responsiveness wasn't all that great. I don't need to say anything about the sexualization. Yahtzee pretty much hit the nail on the head, there.
@WolfiKurisu
@WolfiKurisu 10 жыл бұрын
That song during the credits, "Let's Dance, Boys", is a fucking masterpiece..
@zephyrerazortail5478
@zephyrerazortail5478 9 жыл бұрын
Fully agreed. I also like Fly Me to the Moon (Bayo remix) and Mysterious Destiny. And now I have Bayonetta 2 demo (waiting for the game to arrive, and bought Wii U just for her, hehe) and I already love her new design and can't stop listening to Tomorrow is Mine.
@ripleyandweeds1288
@ripleyandweeds1288 7 жыл бұрын
Don't know why people always complain about Bayonetta being hot or sexualized, and its kind of stupid that people say its 'shameless'. Its a character who's hot, lets just stop being crusty prodestant fucks and enjoy something that happens to be sexual to some people its not going to kill you.
@TheGirlInFandomWorld
@TheGirlInFandomWorld 8 жыл бұрын
I'm not sorry to say I've beaten this game many times. XD I used to suck balls at it, and I still suck balls at it, but somewhere in the intervening years I went from hitting the buttons randomly to hitting buttons randomly with good results. Don't be fooled by the silly wrapping, *this game is hard*.
@pancakebob553
@pancakebob553 6 жыл бұрын
The PCMR sympathises not with your load times. Wait, you say you were supposed to practice moves on the load screen? I never even SAW that bit.
@dansuduhast1051
@dansuduhast1051 10 жыл бұрын
listen on 0.5 speed xDDD
@spooknukem575
@spooknukem575 10 жыл бұрын
Sounds like he's drunk lol
@dansuduhast1051
@dansuduhast1051 10 жыл бұрын
yeaaa :D
@gtjus
@gtjus 10 жыл бұрын
Really enjoyed him talking about his view of English sexual norm in the towns drunk fool voice... cooople ouf gruapes xD
@AxelKonzern
@AxelKonzern 9 жыл бұрын
What we need to do is find the one where he talks in an irish accent then slow it down. I mean, he sounds hammered when you put it on 0.5 but imagine that.
@dansuduhast1051
@dansuduhast1051 8 жыл бұрын
+Axelieus Konzern #findirishyhatzee
@UUinter7
@UUinter7 10 жыл бұрын
I dont see why people complain about QTEs but I do like different things. I look at QTEs as a minigame.
@sathikraj
@sathikraj 8 жыл бұрын
he should have played the xbox 360 version ! He'd have liked the game more :D
@michaelkemel9711
@michaelkemel9711 9 жыл бұрын
For anyone who thinks its weird for a witch to be sexy, witches actually used to represent temptation, unrestrained sexuality, and lust, so Bayonetta is actually pretty well characterized.
@Thenextworldwar
@Thenextworldwar 8 жыл бұрын
+Michael Kemel That profile picture perfectly fits your comment.
@michaelkemel9711
@michaelkemel9711 8 жыл бұрын
Thenextworldwar Thank you
@LordDeathwing17
@LordDeathwing17 6 жыл бұрын
GaijinGoombah actually did a video about the historical accuracy of witches in Bayonetta, and found it to be amazingly accurate.
@budemawa411
@budemawa411 5 жыл бұрын
Hmmmm I like hack and slash games and have a dominatrix fetish... nah I’m sure I wouldn’t like this game 😏
@SonofTiamat
@SonofTiamat 10 жыл бұрын
This is why I hate "stylish" hack and slash games from Japan. They try so hard to combine style and substance but at the end of the day, you can't tell which is more asinine, the "style" or the "substance."
@abby8043
@abby8043 10 жыл бұрын
>implying its supposed to be taken serious on any level
@nickblix9495
@nickblix9495 10 жыл бұрын
I somewhat like them because they don't feel the need to be so dark and gritty that everything is washed brown and soaked in the blood of dead children.
@memnarch129
@memnarch129 10 жыл бұрын
***** Exactly. Bayonetta is in a similiar vain to Lolipop Chainsaw. You can take these games seriously and begin to question how rediculously over the top they are. ORRRRR you can actually enjoy the Michael Bayish over the top rediculous and have a fun time.
@Akilroth234
@Akilroth234 10 жыл бұрын
Nick Gustafson But that's the fucking greatest.
@Ribbons0121R121
@Ribbons0121R121 3 жыл бұрын
wait, a ghurken is a real thing?
@centurion7671
@centurion7671 10 жыл бұрын
Now, bayonetta in real life would be a nice cool & girlfriend. This coming from a straight guy who likes female protagonists in games.
@Regene4239
@Regene4239 10 жыл бұрын
Bayonetta would DESTROY you if you hit on her in real life, lol.
@centurion7671
@centurion7671 10 жыл бұрын
Regene McTornth Ha! You are just jealous!
@markostamenkovic8350
@markostamenkovic8350 10 жыл бұрын
More like dry you out in 4 secs,. lol. Noone can handle her :D
@Timmytimmy123123
@Timmytimmy123123 10 жыл бұрын
***** Jealous of what? You do realize that Bayonetta is a fictional character, so she doesn't excist in real life. Even if she did, Regene McTornth is mentioning that she would destroy you, so he wouldn't want to sleep with her himself, since she would most likely destroy him as well. Unless he's just insulting you, but I'm fairly optimistic, so I'm going to say that he's not insulting you.
@catiseith
@catiseith 10 жыл бұрын
Oh, no! No, no, no, no, no. She is way to dominant for my taste. I think the overly-attached girlfriend gives more slack than her.
@connorevans104
@connorevans104 8 жыл бұрын
1:58 Tan-fucking-fastic.
@TheRaveous
@TheRaveous 10 жыл бұрын
Has anyone realized that Yahtzee doesn't like pretty much any game that requires skill to beat?
@MrMitop12
@MrMitop12 10 жыл бұрын
on the contrary it would seem he doesn't like games that DON'T require skill, like sonic, mario, the fps' of today.
@Mycatsnameiswednesday
@Mycatsnameiswednesday 10 жыл бұрын
MrMitop12 Mario takes skill to beat, okay okay it takes skill for special worlds if your talking about the more recent entries.
@MrMitop12
@MrMitop12 10 жыл бұрын
maybe if he played the special worlds he would've liked them.
@Mycatsnameiswednesday
@Mycatsnameiswednesday 10 жыл бұрын
MrMitop12 well I'm not defending the fact that Mario games HAVE been to easy recently but have you played the special worlds for Mario 3D World it's like something out of a Kaizo game! :D
@V-Jes
@V-Jes 10 жыл бұрын
he likes god of war what needs skill and it's difficulty is fair difficulty and not dickish like many other so called "skill" need it games
@anotherpersonfromnorfolk1587
@anotherpersonfromnorfolk1587 6 жыл бұрын
1:57 Tan-fucking-fastic
@SOV724
@SOV724 10 жыл бұрын
A immature overly sexualized game with a over zealous speedy pace giving you no time to learn the combat mechanics and a convoluted story with dmc concepts that pulls you in 20 directions at once meaning it lacks consistency and repeated boss fights makes ninja gaiden look like a fuckin work of art (speaking sarcastically)
@SOV724
@SOV724 10 жыл бұрын
And don't forget those fucked up unwanted qte scenarios that pop up randomly during intense boss fights giving up less than a second to react and losing in a qte scenario could almost kill you instantly..... this game is sooooo overrated
@SOV724
@SOV724 10 жыл бұрын
derrick hockaday and the button mashing omg I thought I was gonna push a hole through my controller Platinum Games did Metal Gear Rising a much better service than this overly thought out nightmare.... sorry fanboys I had to crush your illusions
@SOV724
@SOV724 10 жыл бұрын
MEEEPMEEEPMEEEPMEEEP Lol I just needed to fully get my point across because I hate those bloody drawn out comments lol
@SOV724
@SOV724 10 жыл бұрын
pokemaster361 I see I'll check them out one day thanks
@chaotixspark7934
@chaotixspark7934 10 жыл бұрын
I like Bayonetta. I also like The Wonderful 101. And anything made by Platinum so far really. But 101 is better.... UNITE MORPH!!!... What were we talking about?
@SilverIcetail
@SilverIcetail 10 жыл бұрын
This is one of the episodes you can actually see yatzee having fun with the review :3
@juliansoler2075
@juliansoler2075 8 жыл бұрын
"Tan-fucking-fastic"
@MrFrowijn
@MrFrowijn 11 жыл бұрын
3:18 That is persona 3. I died when the boss only had only a single dot on his hp bar left.
@jakobytheconquerer
@jakobytheconquerer 10 жыл бұрын
TAN-FUCKING-FASTIC
@lukeemberson5309
@lukeemberson5309 4 жыл бұрын
I find it odd that yahtzee didn't talk about how cruelly unforgiving this game is. DMC never penalized badly for using items and of course damage didn't matter. In this game everything penalizes you to the point of miserable frustration. I guess he just didn't care about the scores and just kept going.
@JHaru777
@JHaru777 10 жыл бұрын
I think Yahtzee honestly doesn't hate Bayonetta, he's never been a fan of the JRPGs and Japan has it's own branch of video games that are distinct at times. I personally did find enjoyment in Bayonetta but I do agree with some of the things he said about it. Either way it all just comes down to personal preference and such, so a good review on Bayonetta I believe.
@Scrillls
@Scrillls 10 жыл бұрын
I love this game because the combat is deep and stylish, I like how your enemy's are angels, shape shifting, a parry mechanic that is very useful on a harder difficulty when some enemy's can use "witch time" along side you, the boss' are huge and creative, I have a glasses fetish, "Fly me to the moon" plays during the game which makes me happy and nostalgic, different weapon combinations (like skating around with rocket launchers strapped to your arms for example), Bayonettas dancing and finally I played it on my Xbox360 and the load times were fine for me.
@roboguy75
@roboguy75 6 жыл бұрын
I played this game on PC which btw thank god the load times are nonexistant but yeah some of it was hard to dodge and more often than not I kept getting the stupid stone trophies, especially since using items can count as a death for some bizarre reason. I really enjoyed the game and thought most of the characters were pretty good and memorable and the music and fights were awesome but other parts just made me groan and almost bang my head against a wall. Since the sequel is coming out on the Switch I'm just hoping it's a bit better.
@stargarden2577
@stargarden2577 6 жыл бұрын
I always felt this game was for people with a Sarah Palin fetish
@pointyraccoon
@pointyraccoon 10 жыл бұрын
I love Yahtzee but his "like God Of War but" stamp really aches my taint with frustration...
@tomstonemale
@tomstonemale 10 жыл бұрын
But there were a lot of God of War ripoffs out there. They didnt even try to change the formula. Not saying Bayonneta was a GoW rippoff, and i'm really done with the argument that GoW is a rippoff of DMC just because DMC came out first. excuse my english.
@unorthodoxJ
@unorthodoxJ 10 жыл бұрын
Um you can install the game, the option is on the first screen. They just gave you an option rather than force you, which they should be praised for.
@YukoAsho
@YukoAsho 9 жыл бұрын
The install option was added to the PS3 version in a patch after this review came out.
@PupdudePwns
@PupdudePwns 8 жыл бұрын
>Something about Tails presumably having two anuses You just HAAAAAAAAAAAD to say it...
@elliottjennings1948
@elliottjennings1948 7 жыл бұрын
Hey i thought The Bayonetta Soundtrack was awesome and catchy as heck personally i liked the soundtrack overall
@ChrisInmanNC
@ChrisInmanNC 10 жыл бұрын
Some people don't get character action.
@Rianoria
@Rianoria 7 жыл бұрын
Finally a reason to watch this again at this date
@hunnykun101
@hunnykun101 10 жыл бұрын
Bayonetta is a fun game, but the monsters attacking you all at once can get annoying a bit. But all and all its fun
@exiledpain6
@exiledpain6 8 жыл бұрын
anddd now shes gonna be in smash HOORAH!
@Asliferollson
@Asliferollson 5 жыл бұрын
Hype for Bayonetta 3 (and ports of 1 & 2) for Switch! :3
@kickodude
@kickodude 12 жыл бұрын
4:18 I love how Yahtzee put a picture of himself on the Japanese love pillow lol
@jupitersgodzilla7114
@jupitersgodzilla7114 5 жыл бұрын
04:18
@Jaceblue04
@Jaceblue04 11 жыл бұрын
There's a reason why I don't listen to Yahtzee for recommendation on a game: he crucifies any whether it's bad or not. I only listen to him because he's funny
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