WET (Zero Punctuation)

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This week, Zero Punctuation reviews Wet.
Fast-talking Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw reviews a new game each week in this animated series that combines informed critique with cutting humor. Watch the next episode of Zero Punctuation a week early, only on The Escapist.
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[@benjaminwalter1575]

He tells a better story about Pillock and his boss than most video games tell about their own plot nowadays.

[@theodorehodbor5080]

I've actually noticed something Yahtzee does that's quite ingenious. You all have probably noticed how a lot of video games reviews are being copyrighted nowadays right? Well that's because they have footage of the game in them. In Yahtzee's reviews, there is no video, not even any art for most of the time besides the box art, but you can't get copyrighted for that. So in the inevitable future where every video game review will be censored by the big game companies, Yahtzee will be the only one left because he's nearly invincible to all of it.

[@geneticwizard132]

+Theodore Hodbor Unless of course, he gets shut down for saying "Nintendo" a few times in some old videos.

[@theodorehodbor5080]

Bobjin Bubson Oh, yeah because now it's copyright infringement to say the company's name like Via- *THIS COMMENT HAS BEEN REMOVED DUE TO COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT*

[@geneticwizard132]

*COMMENT THREAD REMOVED DUE TO COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT*

[@matunga1309]

And then came the Shining Force scandal...

[@malachidepriest578]

+matunga1309 we're all dead for sure

[@imeanokaysureman]

"'Wait' says Pillock; banging his head against the desk for attention."Gets me every time.

[@shizuwolf]

Baron Bacon V, phd "why is your head bandaged?"

[@TroubleTwo]

Baron Bacon V, phd The “She’s about as likeable and sympathetic as a deep sea anglerfish in an SS uniform.” Killed me

[@justkoz2907]

the whole pillock segment is great... slays my sides.

[@MasterCharlie104]

Bit that kills me is "Then Pillock's boss goes and throws himself in front a train but it was stopping at the station so he just makes a fool of himself."

[@grand_tourist46]

Even all these years later, I'm still coming back to this review for that specific bit. I could count on one hand the number of times Yahtzee has made me laugh as hard since (e.g. Neverdead's dev meeting involving a burlap sack and several day laborers and cricket bats).

[@UlithiumDragon]

0:48 You really DID succeed in making "Spectacle Fighter" an ACTUAL game genre - be proud of your accomplishment! :]

[@First-Last_name]

He also made "PC master race" a thing and so much more. I'm hoping spunkgarglewiiwii and Jimmeny c*ck throat catch on next 😆

[@magnusdarkslayer3012]

I love how everyone in the comments tries to talk like Yahtzee. If only it worked more than 20% of the time.

[@Eddierewrwrwerw]

They always use similes and metaphors just as much as (INSERT METAPHOR)

[@probablyyoutube5033]

Eddie rewrwrwerw *simile

[@user-vu7me6ix1f]

I tried it once and failed horribly like a dolphin trying to stop a train using only a toothpick and a stern look.

[@jarinthunder]

The way he talks is addicting to most people it would seem.

[@breezeark9154]

Magnus DarkSlayer To be honest, you don't really even notice you're doing it.

[@TyrBarghest]

If you go the WET's Wikipedia page Yahtzee's comment on how likeable Rubi is is there.

[@DankLordDemaar]

Tannasg Barghest Now even Wikipedia starts quoting him XD

[@mc-ps-playa5569]

+DarkLordDemaar Look up ride to hell on wiki and go to the bottom of "Reception "

[@SomeGuy-cn5vm]

Here's the WET Wikipedia page for all the lazy fucks who can't use a search engine. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wet_(video_game)

[@starchlord89]

Neo2266 I'm just both.

[@MerlautZone]

Unrighteous, I rly liked the Rubi character.

[@jackdrive223]

"your about as likable as a deep sea angler fish wearing an SS uniform" dam thats a good line

[@szn00]

So good that now it's in WET's wiki page

[@First-Last_name]

And a bad fish 🐟

[@argenthellion]

I feel sorry for Pillock's boss :(

[@barryz.4078]

poor bugger will never live it down - throwing himself in-front of a train that was stopping, lol.

[@Dice12K]

"She also seems to confuse swearing with wit- OI! THAT'S MY THING!" I laughed too much from that the first time I watched it. It's still funny!

[@ADAMSMASHRR]

"Wait!" says Pillock, banging his head against the desk for attention.

[@stoppi89]

I love how he "resets" his console with a gun.

[@Avankiri]

I want to see Yahtzee do something like the Pillock story for a whole episode, just giving his idea of what the developers must have been thinking.

[@DoubleNN]

This was the first Zero Punctuation I ever watched... I remember thinking that the game was probably awful the way it was described, and now, after I saw a bit more of Zero Punctuation, I see that it wasn't as negative a review as I had thought it was.

[@Ragnarok222R]

After his description of Rubi I was expecting him to say "So I guess I should really sympathize with her."

[@coreyproctor2144]

"There once was a man from Florence / To whom all art was abhorrence / He got a bit tipsy / Went down the uffizi / And pissed on the paintings in Torrents."

[@srbrant5391]

“A deep sea angler fish in an SS uniform.” I’ve had teachers like that.

[@MrTombombodil]

The exchange between pillock and his boss is one of the funniest bits Yahtzee has ever written.

[@dewbs815]

I can't wait for the premiere of "Breastsplosions 2: Boobpocolypse" this weekend!

[@WailFin]

Wait a minute...slow motion diving to the side wielding dual pistols while doves fly about? *_I HAD NO_** IDEA **_DOUBLE ACTION: BOOGALOO WAS INSPIRED BY YAHTZEE!_*

[@AlexMartinez-cu5bw]

Yeah, i thought of that game the moment he said it. Its a shame no one plays that game anymore. its kickass

[@Wolham]

Confirmed: Yahtzee is John Woo

[@TailsTheFox31]

3:04 I died laughing at "the octopus that lives in my head"

[@1ViperGal1]

I can't be the only person who actually wants to see some of Yahtzee's gameplay footage with commentary, right?

[@jmijn1jmijn241]

check out his 'lets drown out' series

[@1ViperGal1]

O.O!!!!!! yessss! thanks! :D

[@Gboy86ify]

I'm pretty sure thats so no company can take down his video for "copyright infringement" when they actually mean "your review is hurting our sales"

[@mrjopie007]

he has a chanle you know

[@jmijn1jmijn241]

yahtzee19

[@darkartsdabbler2407]

I can't remember if this is the first ZP I've seen, but I know it's the one that hooked me. The back and forth with Pillock is absolutely priceless

[@adventfear]

One of my favorite Yahtzee quotes of all time comes from this review: "The main character is Rubi, a tomboyish assassin who's about as likable and sympathetic as a deep sea angler-fish in an SS uniform."

[@1stshockarmy]

pillock seems like a nice guy :D

[@lwinton60]

are you mrs pillock?

[@JerkyMurky]

the story of pillock

[@williamberry4597]

This should be a video game.

[@handsomegamer6964]

I find Rubi oddly appealing and attractive :D

[@bliffity2692]

I think you need professional help. Thinking obviously sexualized women are attractive isn't normal.

[@zelg.5551]

What next, you'll say that visiting hookers is wrong an ammoral? Let the guy have his kinks and keep yours to yourself.

[@ShyBoy6ty9]

Zel G. Obvious sarcasm is obvious

[@deathrooster14]

Madalin Grama Isn't she the girl who got kidnapped at the end of True Lies? Lmao

[@MerlautZone]

@Madalin Grama Of little to no talent? Go fuck yourself.

[@Robwithakick]

“The loading screen singularity...” Every gamer’s personal hell.

[@sugarsuture]

BECAUSE BEING CREATIVE MAKE BLOOD COME OUT OF MY NOSE. That's me making fanart.

[@Ward1706]

_"She seems to confuse swearing with wit. _*_THAT'S MY THING!"_* It's also mine!

[@Arcanon792]

Pillock's story, one of the best moments in ZP XD

[@ldmt1995]

Did you know her weapon actually exist? It's called pinfire 20 shot revolver.

[@stuartconrod8364]

I've SEEN a movie which tried to be more like a book, down to describing the locations (which you can see on film) and long white flashes between scenes to emulate flipping pages. It was awful. Never again, 0/10.

[@DerichndofCoomland]

Stuart Conrod What's that movie called ?

[@stuartconrod8364]

Brian Gade I honestly cannot remember. I watched it in a German Literature & Film course about seven years ago in university. It was about a girl who was promised to a much older man (a baron, I think?), but doesn't want to marry him. Bored with her day to day life, she gets into a fling with the man's younger, more interesting friend (a Major in the army, if I recall correctly). The Baron finds out, ends up duelling his friend out of a sense of honour despite not really wanting to kill him, kills him anyway, and is distraught after that. I'm making this sound awesome, but it really wasn't. The book dated from a period when the writing style was to be intentionally dull for purposes of realism. The movie drags across more than three hours, much of it depicting boring day-to-day life. The lead-in to the duel is an endless monologue about how the Baron is loath to kill his friend but can't let the slight to his honour go unanswered, and the duel itself is a quick shot of a pistol firing. I still can't remember author or title though. Sorry.

[@DerichndofCoomland]

Thx anyway :-) well I'm sorry you had to sit through it

[@joey6058]

Stuart Conrod The Hulk?

[@uzernam303]

+Stuart Conrod Lol wow, that does sound like quite an interesting plot synopsis. Shame it was apparently tied to such a terrible movie. The actual book may have also been more interesting, but yeah I vote we keep media styles largely segregated and they don't try to become 3rd rate imitations of one another.

[@Puddlewaterr]

When i read the title i was like "W e t, that's an interesting word i wonder what it stands for." Then i realized it was wet.

[@Morec0]

Pillock is one of my new favorite characters XD

[@angeldeb82]

This is so funny with the Pillock and his boss conversation! It feels so funny with the limerick in the freeze-frame bonus.

[@TXFDA]

I think video games should stay away from cinematic to be honest. Sure, make things look nice. But keep the cutscenes and shit out of it. Look at Half-Life. They told 99% of the story without cutscenes. Even though you were usually stuck in a room while people were talking, you were still allowed to wander off and look around. That's how games SHOULD be. I don't pay for a game, so I can watch half of it. I pay for a game, to PLAY it. I don't want to spend 20 minutes doing some difficult task, just to have a cutscene with the epic escape shoved into my face. I want to be a part of that epic escape. I want to be the one DOING it. I don't want to just see my character doing it in a non-interactive video. That's one reason I have a hard time getting into Final Fantasy. I love the Final Fantasy series. I always have. But the games have been relying more and more on cutscenes. The newer the FF game, the more cutscenes you have to sit through. I have Final Fantasy 13, and while I enjoy the gameplay(aside from overly complicated menus, but that's common), the amount of cutscenes that you HAVE to watch or else you miss the entire story, is just ridiculous. If you want to make movies, make more Final Fantasy movies. But if you're making a game, LET ME PLAY THE DAMN THING.

[@TomBombadil515]

PREACH!

[@Never_heart]

trequor so true

[@Never_heart]

our prophet has come!

[@BluePieNinjaTV]

It would be cool if a game recorded you playing, so if you did do an epic escape scene you can replay it later in the extras menu or something and it would be extra cinematic but you actually did it in the game.

[@TomBombadil515]

Black Ops 2 and Halo: Reach, though I suppose those are only features of multiplayer.

[@shinny_grimmy]

For some reason, the angler fish in an SS uniform had me laugh my head off

[@AxelXGabriel]

When Yahtzee was describing Rubi, for a second I thought he was describing Revy from Black Lagoon.

[@FizzleFX]

The train part was to much - i lost it xDD

[@CegeRoles]

Man I feel sorry for Pillock's boss; he and Terry (the developer from Alone in the Dark) should get together and plan revenge against their inept coworkers.

[@level72slowbro]

at least the music was good

[@inserttitlehere7573]

In my suggestions bar it had heavy rain and under it it had wet

[@playloup66]

Gotta love the 'Hard Boiled' reference!!

[@zwabTheRealOne]

This guy... needs so many more viewers, he deserves it. XD

[@markmay5226]

I was reminded of this review while trying to get through the first episode of Jessica Jones on Netflix.

[@explodingtomahawks7589]

Never watched that despite loving David Tennant. People say good things about that show but I can't get past her being SO unlikeable and abrasive to the point that she could be used as sandpaper.

[@JustinJurazick]

All of her traits appeal to me though...

[@WH0R3mones1]

It's cause ur bi.

[@leovigild_]

I saw the thumbnail and title and was instantly drawn in.

[@GenericSkybox]

I lost it as soon as Pillock started coming up with ideas and kept laughing throughout! XD

[@TheDrunkenCelt]

Oh good, I thought I just sucked at the platforming parts.

[@1money11]

I was begining to think they were actually challenging

[@MerlautZone]

Nahhh you sucked. I had no problem with the platforming.

[@SergioBocanegra]

I don't want to sound redicolus but when I heard that there was something called wet with a female lead I thought something inappropriate

[@buca117]

+Sergio Bocanegra You don't. I'm pretty sure the devs did that on purpose; there's no other reason to shorten "Wet Work" as a title for a game that has a not-so-valiant attempt at a hot female lead.

[@1money11]

+buca117 never thought of that

[@ShyBoy6ty9]

+Sergio Bocanegra I think most of us did.

[@VeryPeeved]

any game called wet which has a hot female lead should obviously be about undyne

[@cuccibro]

i lost it at "this may or may not be a ledge"

[@Thatowlzguy]

4:02 I started dying XD

[@41Extremo]

The plane at 3:19 wouldn't go into a death dive, the centre of mass is too far back. It would flip madly out of control and crash anyway, but I thinks its disgusting that Yahtzee doesn't even bother to do research into aerodynamics

[@MrDuncanBelfast]

It's interesting going back and re-watching some of the older reviews after listening to Mogworld and finding references to it.

[@dontpokethekenny]

I love how he doesnt put ads in his videos

[@blackadder5346]

I rather enjoyed Rubi's personality honestly, i found her quite relate able, maybe because i have similar personality traits as her.

[@danielschroedinger2090]

As do all girls once a month

[@blackadder5346]

Daniel Schroedinger That makes no sense, i can't tell if that was an attempt at an insult or not.

[@blackwaltz463]

PMS joke.

[@quadrocketeer2609]

Watch this at 0.5 speed XD

[@TakoyaKyono]

Makes it sound like he can't be arsed with the video. Love it!

[@kaan-kaant]

it also makes the theme song into a really sweet stoner metal riff.

[@armonj2296]

After eight years the quality hasn't changed. Just how I like it

[@euanmacrae6256]

Whilst he was making the loading gag, my KZbin actually buffered and I thought it was part of the joke

[@iveneverseensuchbehaviorin5367]

Who is here from the podcast?

[@JackRiches171]

There's a school of gaming that thinks games need to be more "cinematic," a school where they have to put padding on every solid surface and none of the students are allowed near anything sharper than a crayon. What's so great about cinema? Not only does it propagate a culture of dangerous extravagance and crass exploitation, but you can't buy snacks without a decent credit rating and you get muscled off your armrests by fat nose-breathers with elbows the size of diving bells. But every now and again, someone tries to sell a game by claiming that it's "cinematic" - meaning that it's an interactive experience that apes a non-interactive medium. It's the equivalent of a film consisting entirely of text scrolls in order to be more like a book, or a man sticking his head in a pond in order to be more like a newt. Wet (the title refers to "wet work," meaning assassinations - and nothing else) is the latest example of the "spectacle fighter" genre, a term I'm still determined to strong-arm into common parlance. Like House of the Dead: Overkill, it imitates the grindhouse feel of. . .well, Grindhouse, right down to an omnipresent film grain filter and the occasional old-style drive-in movie ad which pop up about twice as many times as it takes to stop being funny. The main character is Rubi, a tomboyish assassin who is about as likable and sympathetic as a deep-sea angler fish in an SS uniform. She's arrogant, rude, surly, psychotic, selfish, greedy, joyless, and really rather dim. And this may be a cheap shot, but she looks like a 15-year-old boy wearing a dirty mop head and a corset. The only way she could appeal is if your name is Russ Meyer and you built an entire film-making career around the same masochistic fantasy in which domineering women bite your nob off. Also, she seems to confuse swearing with wit. That's my thing! The gunplay is based around Rubi's ability to automatically shoot one enemy while manually aiming with her other gun, which is an effective gameplay mechanic, but it only works when she's leaping through the air or wall-running or sliding along the ground like she's being carried along on an army of beetles, and at all other times she forgets she's holding more than one gun, so apparently she has an air-cooled brain. It's most reminiscent of Stranglehold; it has the same problem that game had. Yes, it's kind of thrilling when Inspector Tequila dives sideways in slow motion, shooting dual pistols while doves fly out of his arse, but when he does it 50 times in a row, you start to wonder if he hasn't got some kind of inner-ear disabling, dove-shitting medical disorder. So much of this game is spent watching Rubi's fat arse gliding along like the fucking Hindenburg in repetitive slow-motion combat, if it played at regular speed it'd be about half an hour long! At this point, the game designer's boss says, "Okay, that's the combat. What other gameplay mechanics will there be?" "Well!" replies the game designer. . .whom I will name Pillock. "How about, on some of the levels, everything goes all red and black and cel-shaded?" "Er, no," says Pillock's boss, nobody's fool but his own, "that's just the same gameplay mechanic in pretentious arty bullshit-o-vision." "Oh, right! I misunderstood you at first," replies Pillock. "There's also some Prince of Persia-style platforming sections, but you know how in Prince of Persia it was always clear where you were supposed to go and what was a ledge and what wasn't? Well, I think we should do the exact opposite of that and occasionally plunge important platforms in total darkness so you have to make leaps of faith like it's The Last Crusade." "That sounds good," says Pillock's boss. "Actually, no, that sounds awful. And why is your head bandaged?" "Also," continues Pillock, "every now and again, during a cutscene, a button will flash up and if you don't press it fast enough you have to start the cutscene all over again because of global flobal wobbly bits." "Those are called Quick Time Events," says Pillock's boss with increasing concern, "and they're the worst idea in the world." "I know it's the best idea in the world!" says Pillock. "So I'm just going to make a load of those instead of boss fights, and the final climactic level will just be an extra-long sequence of them because trying to be creative makes blood come out of my nose." "I'd better go now," says Pillock's boss, making motions towards the exit and eventually a phone to call the police. "Wait!" yells Pillock, banging his head against the desk for attention. "What about special challenge modes where you have to get around a training course in a certain time?" "That's actually not a bad idea," says his boss, stopping at the door. "I know!" says Pillock. "That's why I'm going to occasionally force the player to complete one during Story Mode for no apparent reason except to appease the octopus that lives in my head." Then Pillock's boss goes away and throws himself in front of a train, although it was stopping at the station so he pretty much just makes a fool of himself. Wet comes across as a project that set out with lots of ideas but ended up having to fling most of its weight out the rear door to pull out of a death dive. The climactic boss fight is a cutscene with six or seven Quick Time Events. These are the big baddies who have been set up all game as unstoppable badasses who kick so much arse they have to buy shoe polish that's specially formulated for buttock smell! It's the equivalent of, say, John McClane reaching the center of the terrorists' hideout to find they've all given up and gone home, so the last ten minutes of the film depict him doing a bit of tidying up before his taxi arrives. Wet is an attempt at a cinematic game that has nothing to offer as cinema and even less as a game. Mind you, it is quite like a movie in one respect, and that's the fact that you spend most of it sitting on your arse doing nothing. The amount of loading is almost biblical, and it's particularly noticeable because they keep trying to hide it behind cutesy drive-in adverts or a shot of Rubi standing in an elevator for five minutes, her expression of angry boredom neatly mirroring my own. But you'll also see a lot of good-old-fashioned loading screens - in fact, at one point, the game quietly crashed behind a loading screen and it never went away. "Oh, Jesus," I thought, "it's finally happened; I've hit the loading screen singularity, an eternity of little spinning graphics and progress bars stuck permanently at ninety-nine percent." Then I reset the console, quietly hoping that my save would be wiped and I'd have an excuse to pack this shit in. So that's basically Wet; it's "wet" in the sense that it feels like it needs its nappy changing.

[@peppermintnightmare3922]

Good on that man

[@RarefoilB]

Nice job copy and pasting this page, mate. ;) zeropunctuation.wikia.com/wiki/Wet

[@pyronexcon9162]

Tbh i dont see the point in you doing this

[@McJohnstable]

"so he pretty much just makes a fool of himself". Hahahaha

[@SnapDice]

that pillock part was awesome

[@nikelivesonmusic]

She not unattractive if you can put aside the personality rivalled only by a cucumber sandwich made out of cardboard boxes... Too much obnoxious music anyway... It's not as if you're supposed to notice her.

[@Hyperawsome]

Does everyone really NEED to try and be funny like the guy in the video? You don't NEED to act like him to express an opinion.

[@nikelivesonmusic]

Excuse me for having a voice.

[@angry_pirate_asuka888]

Nikefier he is saying everyone acts like him to express their opinion not just you

[@nikelivesonmusic]

Excuse me for being similar to someone in the video I just watched. Cannae take a joke, lassies?

[@angry_pirate_asuka888]

Nikefier what did i say that made you thought i was telling you to stop acting like him

[@ShadowWolfRising]

"to appease the ocotopus that lives in my head." lmao

[@here4good]

1:58 I love the fan-made remake of that scene.

[@stuartdunlop8834]

1:58 And now, one of the single greatest scenarios in game reviewing...

[@jackfenerty362]

I saw a clip from this in another video, along with a lot of stuff about wolves carrying gold. And idea what it is because i forgot but it got me into these vids.

[@gingeetheginge6071]

I think it was a Watchmojo top 10 about strange video game tropes.

[@RedEyes4eva]

I remember liking wet when it came out but back then I didn't have many games so it stood out as something different and challenging. It probably hasn't aged well, though I thought the combat was fun and the story was silly but interesting.

[@giwake]

This was my first ZP video i ever watched

[@hd_harold7587]

*looks up wet box without safe search. Cries*

[@onionknight777]

I couldn't stop laughing at the pillock bit. xDDD

[@peterpenn8464]

Remember seeing this in a Game Magazine

[@NinjaRaider2]

AND it only took me watching about 30 episodes of this for it to click in my head

[@Nattely]

the music in the game is awesome

[@pottingsoil]

This is the best one!!

[@Ingestedbanjo]

The pinnacle of cinematic gameplay would be when a game reaches the point where it looks like a QTE sequence but you are actually still in full control of the character (I watched some DMC footage and that seems to be about half way to the awesome that is in my head)

[@xelacoco9]

Love and tolerance, love and tolerance

[@Chiverian]

Nice to meet you, Drums Kirill!

[@13mungoman13]

3:58 God, lol'd so hard., I think I'm crying.

[@healthkitt]

"THAT'S MY THING." Bwahahahaha

[@DwRockett]

Pillock was actually transferred to EA, and is now the creative designer of dead space 3

[@Sareth94]

aaah the game developers pillock and gonad, a friendship that shall last a lifetime

[@SparrowwithaMachinegun]

This review gave me three cracked ribs a busted lung and I'm now crying out of my ears.

[@Mancboy2000]

truer words have never been spoken

[@paulonhisphone]

Thanks you are one of the few people who didn't write me pointing out that Cod5 isn't an MW game: which I already knew, but I didn't notice he had said MW.

[@georgiosgeorgiou167]

every time when i watch one of yatzhee's video i think is the greatest one. then i watch something i that i skipped and suddenly i change my opinion again. i love you yatzhee

[@FalgaiaRT]

Damn, when Pillock got a nosebleed, I realized that I had one two. Damn.

[@Scruntus]

3:19 "We're falling out of the sky! We have to drop the load!"

[@TheNewt44]

I died when he said the bit about the newt. Due to my parents being weird, my name actually is Newt.

[@executor34]

I'm totally going to search for "wet box" with safesearch off

[@GNRandSTP911]

I actually use Spectacle Fighter as a genre when I talk to people.

[@ramblomaticrabblerouser]

this is the best ZP

[@hisho2255]

I really like how he only talks trash about games and not about religion or politics. It is really immersive and makes for a good youtube video. Good job.

[@Penningtontj]

Isabelle Hisho Well he does sometimes, but generally in the context of games related to religion. In Dante's Inferno he referred to God as "a few choir boys short of a molestation racket", for instance. And like all good Australians fucking hates Micheal Atkinson, a (former?) South Australian politician. And obviously he fucking hates the Lizard King (also known as Australia's Prime Sinister, Tony Abbott).

[@thepigofminecraft]

Good To know

[@Vixikats]

I use the phrase "Spectacle Fighter" when talking about games like that. It's slowly spreading.

[@MagpieDynamics]

Soon...

[@otimo144]

3:30 that is kind of what happened in part 5

[@AmanojakuPenguin]

I remember first playing this when I was about 10. 5 years later, I still have a lot of fun with it

[@DreV3]

Loading screen singularity I can't feel my sides after that

[@sexvamp666]

anyone else besides me think of revy from black lagoon when yahtzee started describing ruby?