Baywatching: Forbidden Paradise

The Baywatch crew goes to Hawaii in Baywatch: the Movie! Bikinis are worn. Mitch hits on people. Cliffs are fallen off of.
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[@rainbowysunflower]

Eyebrows climbing up the entire cliff while poisoned, only to immediately fall off after reaching the top is the highest form of art.

[@traxthetrashwizard]

Eyebrows falling off the cliff is just as funny as the wheelchair kid falling off the waterfall in Mac & Me.

[@BloodrealmX]

I can't believe she didn't use the clip there, or at least the audio from it playing over the shot.

[@SsnakeBite]

Or getting shot, also in Mac & Me('s original edit).

[@Tareltonlives]

Or Eyebrows getting thrown by the dog!

[@jonathanwashington6083]

It looks like they used the same obvious stunt dummy, so that's something....😁

[@wstine79]

Mitch left a plate of hamburgers for Hobie before they left.

[@elizabethsullivan1894]

He's basically a cat. You just put out food and clean the litter box and Hobies will take care of themselves for a few days.

[@Aforementioned]

Pffft, like Mitch would waste a whole plate of burgers on his dog-loving nothing of a son.

[@andersthecrow6588]

I think he just left him with one pack of salted crackers that has been sitting in the attic for a year and a single half full bottle of milk that is a week old

[@SongbirdAlom]

Come on, you know Mitch doesn't like to eat red meat, lol.

[@brendakrieger7000]

Lol😹

[@TacticusPrime]

I nearly choked when the Jurassic Park parody harmonica thing came on. Brilliant.

[@LaNoLaCola]

I absolutely cackled when Allison made Stephanie said “they do move in herds”.

[@edisonlima4647]

@@LaNoLaCola That was priceless!

[@HawthornHawk]

Shame Eyebrows is gone from the series, it would be fun to see that footage of him falling off the Cliff worked into future episodes :)

[@CorbCorbin]

Sac Re Bleau! You zee really a Uh wanting to see me do zee a fall from cleef...over and over? 🐸- Le Help

[@Eviltwin531]

It's not quite up there with the giant dog-o-saurus shoving him off the boat, but it is a thing of beauty.

[@pete_lind]

They started running remastered Baywatch here since September ... have no clue are they any better remastered and what they have edited in them .

[@Tareltonlives]

Can we just pretend the dog pushed him?

[@thebunnyfoofoo]

@@pete_lind They are sometimes re-edited for for music rights. Like the Little Richard episode is cut all the heck up. They actually replaced most of the music in the remastered, including some Hoff songs!! So yet the color and crispness is awesome, but you are not getting the original music edits. To top it off, when they put in some of the new music they cut out some of the original sound foley. But occasionally/rarely there is an awesome re-done song.

[@kirbichu54]

Baywatch was truly ahead of its time, building a quantum continuity that instantly collapses if someone so much as glances at it. True pioneers in the industry

[@ThePonderer]

I appreciate how even Allison’s caricatures of these arch, flat characters have become arch caricatures of themselves.

[@VermillionBrain]

This just confirms Eyebrows' real skill was falling into bodies of water under hilarious contrived circumstances and nearly dying.

[@Tareltonlives]

YES

[@gabrielpelletier6202]

And somehow, he's still less pathetic and more useful than Eddie.

[@fatimagic1365]

"sacrifice eyebrows to the god of burgers" that is a great line to say to someone out of context

[@EpicBeard815]

I am going to build the Delorean and go back in time for the express purpose of watching this on the biggest screen available in 1990s Europe

[@Eviltwin531]

Theory: The steamy waterfall montage with Pam Anderson was the only way they could get Charvet to agree to do it, since he spent the rest of the episode the Designated Weenie. Seriously, poisonous fish, hurled off a cliff, hostile natives, venomous insects... all he needed was either a volcano about to erupt or getting buried to his neck in the sand with high-tide coming in to complete his "Doomed Island Vacation Cliche" bingo card.

[@TimTE01]

It feels like it comes from an Andy Sidaris Film (and it does!). Seriously, by the end, they were like 45% softcore Scenes.

[@jonathanwashington6083]

@@TimTE01 Oh my god, that's it! It's like a PG-13 "Hard Ticket to Hawaii!"

[@Tareltonlives]

He really was the new Eddie

[@SongbirdAlom]

Eyebrows falling off the cliff made me laugh so hard I choked.

[@BronzeBoy520]

Man I love how I found out Ace Attorney ripped off Baywatch's 'Mitch is now a dark moody hobo' plot after he revealed he was alive.

[@wstine79]

Forbidden Paradise sounds like an episode shown on Cinemax After Dark.

[@jonathanwashington6083]

Given the "missing" footage, that's clearly the "vibe" they were trying to convey.

[@kramermariav]

The harmonica cover of the Jurassic Park theme made me laugh out loud

[@jessicatd7581]

And in the meantime, I keep wondering if the waterfall is the same one from Jurassic World lol

[@marcushead9985]

Holy crap the top-tier jokes come thick and heavy towards the end of this ep.

[@adamforderer271]

Okay, you can absolutely see Mitch push Eyebrows off that cliff.

[@TimTE01]

Our Hero!

[@andersthecrow6588]

Also it looked like he raised his arms to celebrate his murder on Eyebrows and got very disappointed when he saw that he lived

[@Tareltonlives]

"Long live the Brows"

[@OkMaRcOs11]

@@andersthecrow6588 it looked more like the stunt double was either about to fall or also fell

[@lotus-prince]

What kills me about that entire Mitch droning sequence at 9:00 is that you voiced Eyebrows going "Ehhh, ehhh," the entire time. :-D

[@thebunnyfoofoo]

She did this too in the episode where Cort, Craig and Eddie go to Mexico on a guys' car trip. They are walking around with their surf boards and Eddie is just "ehh ehh" all the way. It was hysterical.

[@sneakyskunk1]

That Mitch story montage was a thing of beauty. The conclusion of that montage was the stuff legends are made of.

[@CorbCorbin]

Did they really work in a Brady Bunch cursed item trope too? Not like it hadn’t happened before.

[@elizabethsullivan1894]

Ah, tragic, that most of the world never got to see the glory of this movie on the big screen. A moment of silence for what the world could have had.

[@edisonlima4647]

05:24 "Yeah! Do the actually!" gave me life!

[@Khenfu_Cake]

"I've slept with at least six people here, including three girls who said they slept with Logan." 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Sidenote: I am not looking forward to when Stephanie eventually leaves the show, because then we won't get to experience Allison's Stephanie impressions anymore ☹️

[@stephaniehohn1618]

That goddamn Jurassic park theme.

[@maugos]

The giant chinned Hawaiian dude is back, and he shows up for Baywatch Hawaii too? Hooray!

[@librarianontheloose]

I had violent Blockbuster flashbacks to a childhood where I KNOW I saw those VHS covers somewhere.

[@elbarto6668]

Fun fact: David Hasselhoff teamed up with the Austrian metal duo CueSack for the song “Through the Night”.

[@jayphoenix3756]

Well that explains why it’s so good!

[@xmlthegreat]

What always gets me is the Stephanie impression. It gladdens my heart.

[@SwiftNimblefoot]

Baywatch not wanting to betray a 'family audience" LOL that made me laugh. Even back when this show aired the only reason any of us boys watched it was for the sexy swimsuit babes... and I assume any girl only watched it for the Hoff and the other buff bare chested guys. 08:12 - Lionfish can only sting with their fins, their bite isn't poisonous. And unless you are allergic to it, unlikely to cause problems in healthy adults. Guess eyebrows is younger than he seems?

[@Tareltonlives]

I can only assume Eddie would have died immediately.

[@timduggan9095]

The whole narration where Mich is telling about making Hobie cry and playing Street Fighter while Eyebrows is dying of "poisonous fish bite" is just ... hilarious seems like to light of a word. Is there anything stronger? I couldn't stop laughing. Thank you Allison.

[@marias9974]

The return of the Jedi footage spliced into the chase cracked me up!

[@julioagua]

Thanks for telling us about Destiny's Destiny, Allison. Stomped by a creamy soda dispenser, the poor girl.

[@BarkingPup]

"I've lived here for 12 years, ever since I was a child." Uuuhhhh... is your definition of child like... 7? 12?

[@OldSchoolCurt]

Stephanie’s love interest is definitely the bad guy from the van damme flick Cyborg from 1989. That is the shit!

[@TimTE01]

That’s what he’s from!!!

[@cfytcf]

Thank you Movie Nights.

[@jjwubs1638]

"They DO move in herds!" Haha... great set up with the shabby JP music and then this pay off...

[@edisonlima4647]

Stephanie and Caroline are the gift that keeps on giving!

[@171QA]

Eyebrows really is the new Eddie. Too bad that scorpion fish totally killed him.

[@BlackScarabFilmZ]

I think I'd probably respect Baywatch more if they used the movie to kill off Eyebrows cause at least that would be a halfway dignified exit for him.

[@CAMarino92]

We're not that lucky with that....Stephanie on the other hand...we'll have to wait a bit for that.

[@hexreviews]

Any time there is a "Hawaiian" themed something I'm half curious and half terrified. Curious because its always nice and fun to see your culture in stuff. Terrified cause cultural appropriation sucks. EDIT: oh God, I finished the video and may I just say, thank you Allison for watching this and saving me the trouble. That was a whole lot of yikes.

[@jonathanwashington6083]

Ooh boy are you going to start having palpitation once the show moves there permanently.

[@Tareltonlives]

My jaw just dropped when they actually did that. Wow. Just wow.

[@Casey5693]

I lost it when I saw Eyebrows go over the cliff! That dramatic ending killed me! I cannot stop laughing!

[@chavesa5]

This took me places goddamn. RIP eyebrows

[@MrHypnofan]

With what appears to be VO artist Jim Cummings doing the trailer, it sounds like Baywatch is being narrated by Darkwing Duck.

[@bryanbazalar8642]

I'm not the only one who noticed, thank god. Mitch Buchanan IS "Let's get dangerous!"

[@Tareltonlives]

"I am the riptide that pulls under crime! I am the Rescue Can of Justice!"

[@Tareltonlives]

Carleton is just discount Harvey .This movie needed Newmie I would believe in Mitch and Eyebrows mistaking the fins of a fish for the teeth, they're that stupid The cliff fall would only be funnier if it was made by the dog The Hawaiian stereotypes in this will never not make my jaw drop. 12:31 Perfection

[@juliomontoya8824]

You know? When it was mentioned that this "movie" was going to take place in Hawaii, I had a feeling that a "curse" was going to play a part one way or another. Also, how long until Nights starts dealing with supernatural bullcrap?

[@crithon]

I died of laughter over Mitch monologuing to eyebrows 8:28

[@ahdnoh]

And Ryans vomiting in the corner like a big baby. O Mitch.

[@kellyweingart3692]

the Mitch impression’s hilarious

[@BarkingPup]

Film your actors going through the forest sideways = instant mountain climbing

[@saintdane05]

9:45 okay but now I want the two women who both at one point fell in love with Mitch to hook up out of shared hatred of him.

[@KonElKent]

Oh, Hallelujah, the A&W machine is back in its rightful place!

[@emilypeduto981]

Well, I'm glad eyebrows gets to travel since none of us can.

[@HawthornHawk]

Your amazing Allison, just wanted to say that.

[@AllisonPregler]

thank you!

[@Talisguy]

When Eyebrows was swinging on the vine and Alison went "hon-hon-hon", I was almost expecting her to do the Tarzan yell in stereotypical French noises.

[@nathanielfincher4394]

I've honestly never really watched much Baywatch before. Having said that, I can't get enough of these vids though! Is something wrong with me? LoL

[@mastermarkus5307]

But... lion fish have venomous SPINES, not teeth!

[@Feasco]

These guys I imagine do not have the intelligence to distinguish between a fish bite and a fish sting

[@Tareltonlives]

"Those pointy things in the fins? Obviously teeth"

[@Tareltonlives]

Every time I think I see the funniest thing ever, something else happens in this video.

[@TF2Coverop]

I never laughed at the "god I wish it was me" meme until i saw this video. Congrats

[@LNSLateNightSaturday]

I giggled throughout Mitch's cliff-climbing monologue. Well done! (And yeah - Alexandra and Vincent *definitely* played that like they were banging. lol)

[@Steven-wz7sh]

I'm dying ... "Way to pull and Eddie." lol!!!

[@quinnzyker6521]

9:55 just like the evil tiki from the Brady Bunch

[@guyshafor1320]

Saw a red circle and arrow, had to click

[@dgambo1985]

They do move in herds! Hahaha!

[@U014B]

3:15 Right? At least Birdemic had upwards of 5 people badly cheering at a table!

[@cameronstone4495]

3:07 Ah, I see the delay in their reactions are approaching Birdemic levels!

[@jrdavis9578]

To thunk a character would make you miss Guido...wow

[@SongbirdAlom]

also holy shit the racism of Mitch "saving" the pretty girl from that "mean, primitive" native tribe is........oooof. yikes.

[@Tareltonlives]

My jaw dropped at the whole sequence. Do they really believe native Hawaiians are like this?

[@jonathanwashington6083]

I mean this was made in 1995! That whole sequence looked like a b-movie from the 50's

[@Diamondelle84]

10:41 Cue Caroline Screaming 🤣😂🤣

[@c-puff]

3:53 can we take a second to appreciate the very 90s whale print against the wall here? This kind of art style of dolphins and whales and such was dope. We should bring it back.

[@chrislafortune8601]

I gotta imagine that, when they change out music for no apparent reason, it's because they didn't license the original song, or re-license it, for broadcast, so they just change it out to a song they already have permission to use. Weird and stupid changes like that are always money based, I figure.

[@kingvulturo]

I don't think I'd survive the Stephanie murmurs in real life. Something about her chewing vowels always makes me laugh.

[@Tareltonlives]

I love the bit of Mitch rambling on while they rock-climb. and if I wasn't laughing enough, Eyebrows takes the biggest spill since he got wrecked by a dog

[@PunkRJH90]

I always wonder how many pranks Alexandra Paul & her twin sister played throughout her time in the show. I remember in Christine, they'd regularly swap places. Also, I have so much fun with these, I can't ever watch these shows without the funny voices.

[@CorbCorbin]

There was a serious conspiracy theory going around in the NBA, about a someone’s twin brother playing for him after he had what was thought to be a pretty bad injury during a playoff game. They had boasted about doing it during high school or college, I can’t remember, so there were quite a lot of folks who thought the twin brother had covered at least two games, as his stats were higher and injury seemed healed. Both the twins even have the same tattoos. Full sleeves. But, was actually how someone proved there was no twin imposter. One of the tatts is slightly different.

[@jonothanthrace1530]

1:27 I thought CJ's wrap was just a crust of sand on her leg for a moment and just went "I guess this is the grittier version of Baywatch!"

[@flashhog01]

Those voices are great!

[@LaNoLaCola]

Oh yeah! Time for a real Baywatch movie to be on Baywatching! Christmas has come early, fellas!

[@BigEOT3]

I don’t know, the guy who played Garner in the film has managed to have a good career appearing as Black Manta in Aquaman and in Trial of the Chicago 7

[@trustobey1016]

Oh shit! didn't know Fender from Cyborg was in Baywatch. lol

[@vgtrp]

I'm guessing the movie getting a theatrical release in Europe was due to Hasselhoff's influence. Also, when I think about Baywatch, family friendly usually doesn't come to mind.

[@tutunaku]

I want a "the male ego is a disease" t-shirt

[@Tareltonlives]

Me too!

[@Geospasmic]

That freeze frame and "dun!!" when the lionfish shows up had me on the floor 🤣

[@michaelhoerr2468]

"And the crowd goes mild!" is one of my favorite quote from one of your videos since, "Goodness gracious great balls of shoot me!"

[@elbarto6668]

Do we ever get a Baywatch-burger tutorial? With minced meat from the finest alligator and octubus that you can legally hunt? Covered with the same cheese that the scripts were made of? Between two bagel buns generously salted with eyebrow's tears? And served with a cool can filled with[Product placement]?...

[@Tareltonlives]

I demand a Mitchburger recipe

[@Pineappolis]

3:34 I've watched this a few times now and I still can't work out what the director was thinking with how Jaason Simmons delivers that second, "sit down." You could probably pull it off harmlessly enough with a chuckle and a roll of the eyes but the way they actually filmed it made Logan sound straight-up abusive. I know he's supposed to be a "love to hate 'em" character but some traits work better than others for that archetype and having the character angrily belittle their partner in front of their mutual colleagues for no reason isn't entertaining - it's just deeply uncomfortable to watch.

[@jonathanwashington6083]

Logan, abusive? No!? 😏

[@56postoffice]

Wait, there was a Baywatch movie *BEFORE* Dwayne Johnson?? And it made it to the cinemas??😲 Holy crap!!

[@arandanomyrtille3087]

Just reminds me of when I volunteered at the local aquarium, they were cleaning/repairing the lionfish tank and in the meantime had the fish in one of those low plastic kiddie-pool-looking things they have koi in at garden/pet stores. There was only a curtain separating this area from the main aquarium, and there were a couple of exhibits where kids could reach in and touch or feed the fish. I stopped volunteering there shortly thereafter, but hopefully no toddlers wandered 10 feet out of bounds and reached or fell into a pool full of some of the most poisonous fish in the world. Also, did they name the native Hawaiian girl LEIA???

[@Trencher1375]

Those voices crack me up every time.

[@mathieuleader8601]

Mitch hired Mayor Mcheese to babysit Holbie and they have to fend off against the hamburgular

[@NoProHarrie]

I keep hearing great things about this channel!

[@AllisonPregler]

Thanks!

[@lidoeg2]

How hard would it really have been for Baywatch to just film a wrap around to make the movie footage a flashback?

[@dannykett8344]

Top tier episode, the only thing it was missing was an Eddie also getting bitten by something, whether it be scorpion fish, Snakes or Mitch.

[@Tareltonlives]

"SHAUNEEEEE I'VE BEEN BITTEN BY A FISH!!"

[@dracorex426]

You could have reviewed the movie as a whole and then awkwardly cut up and re-edited the footage into a review of each episode and got three videos out of this.

[@backstreetsbackalright4363]

Most important fact about Vincent Klyn is that he played Warchild in Point Break.

[@karahughes7074]

Don't keep us waiting too long, Allison! These videos have brightened up lockdown no end!

[@ralphyetmore]

So... the creepy photographers plot is Peter Brady's Hawaiian vacation episode plot? Stellar writing, Baywatch. 🙄

[@sleepy_shivers]

I've been re-listening to Baywatching all day, this is a good reward

[@Browncat6032]

Been watching Baywatching for years now, this was hilarious thank you.

[@Tareltonlives]

Wait...Baywatch is now a MOVIE TRILOGY I'm cracking up at the cover of the Malibu Heart VCR VIVE LE SOURCILS! Mitch is Horny. So Mitchness as usual It wouldn't be a vacation without a Harvey/Guido It's not the teeth of a lionfish that are the venomous part; not sure where the show got that idea. While they're usually not fatal, the venom CAN kill someone if they have an allergic reaction 8:30 Oh my god this is amazing. I love Baywatching First the dog now the cliff. He died as he lived: in Eddie's place Stephanie's trying to keep up with Mitch in terms of relationships. I hope this ends with Pele smiting Carlton with a lava bomb "I miss guido now. I hate you" And somehow Mitch and Eyebrows have teleported to the 18th century. WHAT IS HAPPENING. My jaw just dropped during the whole subplot. I know this show could get racist but I'm just confused here. Jurassic Park! YES I fully believe Caroline immediately broke off the engagement. That was way more of a Baywatch movie than the 2017 one, mostly by virtue of being fucking insane.

[@LixiaWinter]

I know that mr Hoff did that for all the wrong reasons, but I'm still glad he stood up for "family values" as much as he could.

[@bradwolf07]

I choked on my drink at "And the crowd goes mild" line

[@jackjackson3769]

This 2 parter was placed as episode 1 and 2 for season 6 I think. Its meant to be before trapped beneath the sea and it is part of season 6 episodes , but it really a bridging 2 part episode from season 5 to 6.

[@dunes8817]

Trailer voice guy sounds familiar.

[@DarkExcalibur42]

Right? I remember hearing that guy's voice a ton on TV.

[@segara04]

It's Jim Cummings or at least an incredible facsimile of him.

[@Galactus78]

I have no desire to learn Eyebrow’s actual name

[@kramermariav]

What real name

[@Feasco]

@@kramermariav Eyebrows is his name, I assume with as much confidence as I am willing to muster

[@Tareltonlives]

@@kramermariav Matt "Eyebrows" Brody