Unlikely lines from a romantic novel | Mock the Week - BBC

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@johnnychin
@johnnychin 10 жыл бұрын
Andy Parson's M&S joke was brilliant.
@Gongasoso
@Gongasoso 9 жыл бұрын
What's M&S?
@johnnychin
@johnnychin 9 жыл бұрын
Gongasoso M&S is Marks & Spencers, a British departmental store. They had a fpod campaign previously that played on the word S&M because it was similar to their name.
@hip2thabone_da_sticky1
@hip2thabone_da_sticky1 5 жыл бұрын
@@Gongasoso en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marks_%26_Spencer
@untidyecho9916
@untidyecho9916 5 жыл бұрын
'As he slid into her, she moaned 'UNEXPECTED ITEM IN THE BAGGING AREA' '
@kylestubbs8867
@kylestubbs8867 3 жыл бұрын
Where is that one? I'd really like to hear it again.
@nicholasseaks95
@nicholasseaks95 8 жыл бұрын
love the Nando's bit. It's like it's from a romance novel for normal people.
@johnblobbylauder2866
@johnblobbylauder2866 10 жыл бұрын
hugh dennis customs officer brilliant
@grahambretman4010
@grahambretman4010 2 жыл бұрын
Watched this many times just for Gary's flushing angrily joke, brilliant
@tompengelly8030
@tompengelly8030 4 жыл бұрын
That last joke about Mr Darcy almost made me cackle at work. XD
@markt1387
@markt1387 5 жыл бұрын
"This is the last time we can be together. Have you anything to say?" "Unexpected Item In The Bagging Area...".
@Brownalebelly
@Brownalebelly 4 жыл бұрын
The delivery on that last one was perfect
@chrisjasper3289
@chrisjasper3289 6 жыл бұрын
Hugh Dennis = Legend
@jeanmichellelaurent
@jeanmichellelaurent 7 жыл бұрын
He kissed up from her ample thigh to her toned flat stomach. Silence and then he heard the sweet words of “I’m sorry sir but that mannequins are for display only” coming from the shop clerk
@WardyLion
@WardyLion 6 жыл бұрын
Having been apart for so many years, Helen couldn’t contain her joy at seeing her love again and flung herself into his arms, crying: “Oh, John! I’ve missed you so much! My heart ached every day we were apart and I have dreamed of this day for so long!” John held her close for a moment before stepping back and replying: “Oh, Helen...you haven’t half let yourself go!”
@connieallen6804
@connieallen6804 7 жыл бұрын
"Heavily into M&S" AHAHA IM DEAD
@curiousgemini
@curiousgemini 6 жыл бұрын
Those Custom agents are pretty thorough.
@eamonahern7495
@eamonahern7495 5 жыл бұрын
That last one! 😂
@perfectlyfrank8
@perfectlyfrank8 8 жыл бұрын
I laughed a bit too hard at the last one :D
@soapysoappla942
@soapysoappla942 8 жыл бұрын
Frankie Rufolo same
@RyanKravesGaming
@RyanKravesGaming 8 жыл бұрын
I'm afraid many people disapprove of our relationship so we can no longer be together. Good bye . Europe
@frankydave
@frankydave 5 жыл бұрын
Hugh bloody kills it there. Gary as well.
@mdntctyvlcn
@mdntctyvlcn 6 жыл бұрын
She fell in love with him from the first moment he spoke to her: "It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again."
@ratherryan
@ratherryan 10 жыл бұрын
Gary Delaney is hilarious in this XD
@TheManOfManyNames373
@TheManOfManyNames373 10 жыл бұрын
Here's mine. They gazed into each others eyes. Breaking the silence, she said "Oh John, you're like my best friend."
@klop4228
@klop4228 6 жыл бұрын
Ouch.
@KeithFraser82
@KeithFraser82 10 жыл бұрын
Hugh and Romesh vying there for the Frankie Boyle Memorial Award for Most Wince-Inducing Joke...
@cyqry
@cyqry 6 жыл бұрын
In fairness, I think Romesh took it this time, the pause as that sense of humour joke ticked into people's brains!
@stuwiebentube
@stuwiebentube 10 жыл бұрын
Ha ha Hugh's one :)
@edwardkinsey5680
@edwardkinsey5680 6 жыл бұрын
Dara and Ed looked into each other’s eyes.....
@kiraaisling9603
@kiraaisling9603 5 жыл бұрын
1:35 *god he loved being a priest*
@nickbrothwood1238
@nickbrothwood1238 3 жыл бұрын
HOLUP!
@davidshulimson9491
@davidshulimson9491 Жыл бұрын
I don't think I've seen anyone make Parsons and Romesh break character like Hugh's customs joke did.
@SuperMarioDWfan
@SuperMarioDWfan 10 жыл бұрын
Hugh is classic!
@just-tess
@just-tess 9 ай бұрын
1:44 Hugh's little arm swing though!
@adamedwards7520
@adamedwards7520 2 жыл бұрын
That first one made me heave - hysterical.
@AbdulRashid-do7yp
@AbdulRashid-do7yp 6 жыл бұрын
hugh killed this one
@zlee001
@zlee001 6 жыл бұрын
flushed angrily. XDDD
@timebomb4562
@timebomb4562 4 жыл бұрын
That baa at the beginning was brilliant I wonder if Hugh does any other barnyard noises
@tomm1102
@tomm1102 10 жыл бұрын
That was proper funny haha
@jellyslopefall572
@jellyslopefall572 4 жыл бұрын
She couldn’t take her eyes off him. The colour she saw on his face and the shock from his words: ‘technical difficulties, please stand by’
@paulpurves484
@paulpurves484 2 жыл бұрын
Gary owned that one
@Johny40Se7en
@Johny40Se7en 4 жыл бұрын
That last one was a corker! =P
@AllaMortify
@AllaMortify 4 жыл бұрын
As he waited for her in the restaurant, he began to wonder whether he'd made a mistake in coming straight from work. Her tinder profile had stated "no clowns" but surely she hadn't meant that literally?
@sweiland75
@sweiland75 9 жыл бұрын
I had to hear Romesh's second joke three times, before I got it. I am guilty of being a man.
@dearberlin
@dearberlin 4 жыл бұрын
Very nice set!
@DJB0X3R
@DJB0X3R 2 жыл бұрын
“I will always love you (ewe).” “Baaa”
@stephenmurphy2212
@stephenmurphy2212 10 жыл бұрын
A gay love story: Romeo and Julius!
@AllaMortify
@AllaMortify 4 жыл бұрын
Nervously, he leaned in and kissed her. She seemed a little cold. Her pale skin, as white as milk was flawless. The embalmer had really outdone himself this time.
@sherrieanderson505
@sherrieanderson505 9 жыл бұрын
Romeo, Romeo where art thou Romeo? "I'm down here you blind bitch" She pondered the events of the previous night. Never before had she realised that the hardest part of eating a vegatable would be the wheelchair.
@Robman275
@Robman275 6 жыл бұрын
Rob Beckett's joke about Alex Salmond suddenly became very topical.
@CliftonPhotographer
@CliftonPhotographer 5 жыл бұрын
He gazed deeply and long into her eyes, unable to look away..... It was then that he realized he really had a thing for women with cataracts.
@AlexBlexAleb
@AlexBlexAleb 10 жыл бұрын
i remember this from yesterday LOL
@alanburge2725
@alanburge2725 2 жыл бұрын
Customs officer. All the jokes are great but that has to be the absolute winner surely.
@citywitt3202
@citywitt3202 5 жыл бұрын
1:29 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@anthonymichaeleardley494
@anthonymichaeleardley494 2 жыл бұрын
3:28 🤣🤣🤣
@annanbjhfbjdhfmxnbfvj8447
@annanbjhfbjdhfmxnbfvj8447 8 жыл бұрын
Sarah's love made him feel like a young boy again. which is why he went out to find one
@Gyarkify
@Gyarkify 10 жыл бұрын
I don't get Romesh first joke about the young boy, someone explain.
@Gongasoso
@Gongasoso 9 жыл бұрын
"Do you feel like Indian tonight, love?" "No, I feel like a young boy..." "... I knew you were weird, but this!?" /\ It's the same type of pun, I think, as this one /\
@kjamison5951
@kjamison5951 6 жыл бұрын
The guy was so caught up in the moment with this woman that he recalled how good he felt when he was a young boy.
@BadWebDiver
@BadWebDiver 5 жыл бұрын
It's a pedo joke...
@Me-fo1kk
@Me-fo1kk 4 жыл бұрын
Think...you are as old as you feel...ok (insert here..the man or the woman you are humping )
@aupaaupa2377
@aupaaupa2377 Жыл бұрын
Romesh just choosing violence
@shaunpenne1840
@shaunpenne1840 5 жыл бұрын
Elizabeth Bennett's eyes widened as Mister Darcy emerged from the lake dripping wet, needless to say a few moments later the feeling was mutual!!!
@Me-fo1kk
@Me-fo1kk 4 жыл бұрын
Must say I saw that scene that was so overblown in hype. Did nothing for me.
@shaunpenne1840
@shaunpenne1840 4 жыл бұрын
@@Me-fo1kk I think it's the dual wedding scene at the end, where we can see that Colin Firth has an impressive set of love spuds in his trou, that got a lot of women talking. As a guy, I didn't notice until my girlfriend at the time (back in '95!) pointed it out! Ever since, the pendulistic swaying of Colin Firth's pan handle has haunted me, much in the same way that Ned Flanders tight ski suit haunts Homer!!😬😬😬😬😬
@laksyy
@laksyy 6 жыл бұрын
Last one 😂👏
@ChrisCatton
@ChrisCatton 10 жыл бұрын
What is Romesh referring to when he talks about the person "not watching her drink"?
@EA369
@EA369 10 жыл бұрын
Roofies, date rape drug you put in someones drink.
@ChrisCatton
@ChrisCatton 10 жыл бұрын
I thought it might be a particular event or person.
@ItsAsianTV
@ItsAsianTV 8 жыл бұрын
what's the one about Shaun
@chrisgarton4225
@chrisgarton4225 5 жыл бұрын
Oh Romeo oh Romeo, where for art thou Romeo? I’m not kidding where the heck are you?!
@gwishart
@gwishart 4 жыл бұрын
It's actually "Wherefore art thou Romeo?"; it's an enquiry into the existential reason for identity, not location. Wherefore means "why".
@harrywhite9030
@harrywhite9030 4 жыл бұрын
@@gwishart shut up
@Nulono
@Nulono 4 жыл бұрын
I don't get the locket joke.
@azure.blue567
@azure.blue567 3 жыл бұрын
A locket (or lockets) is also the name of a cough sweet in the UK
@catherinegalvin8471
@catherinegalvin8471 5 жыл бұрын
As he walked in on his girlfriend with another man all he could think of was back to when he’d being coming out of his cage and he’d been doing just fine
@Wrenn_NYC
@Wrenn_NYC 10 жыл бұрын
I can do that one better. Lines REMOVED from a now published romance/erotic novel. (I was the editor doing the removing.) 1) "Cocks Thrashed" (I keep a list.)
@ronitchatterjee5430
@ronitchatterjee5430 5 жыл бұрын
What's the point of the buzzer
@BadWebDiver
@BadWebDiver 5 жыл бұрын
Signal the comics to swap or finish. Once he got angry at someone and buzzed them before they could speak! :D
@chrishanson9748
@chrishanson9748 3 жыл бұрын
@@BadWebDiver At Andy Parsons, for his joke about "And it's gold (medal) for Ireland!", he buzzed him out every time he tried to do something.
@wakefieldtrainlad340
@wakefieldtrainlad340 7 жыл бұрын
I love your eyes, your beautiful face and cute little nose, eh... no not you I'm talking to the dog!
@just-tess
@just-tess 9 ай бұрын
haha Hugh did that one on Valentine's cards SWLTS!
@jakamneziak
@jakamneziak 8 жыл бұрын
'close your legs love your meet smells' *female voice* 'it keeps the flies off me chips!'
@Monkey80llx
@Monkey80llx 4 жыл бұрын
Parsons voice is not only annoying but it never changes, no matter what he’s saying. 🙄
@Nulono
@Nulono 4 жыл бұрын
I don't get the cough sweet joke.
@shirokumaotaku
@shirokumaotaku 3 жыл бұрын
Because a locket it is also another word for a pendant that you can put something special inside It's kind of like a play on word joke
@powderedground78
@powderedground78 Жыл бұрын
Lockets are a brand of cough sweet.
@alvindimes4729
@alvindimes4729 4 жыл бұрын
Slowly passionately our lips 💋 met, then she crossed her legs and broke my glasses.
@UKsingh1313
@UKsingh1313 4 жыл бұрын
69 dislikes 🤣
@Agnethatheredhairkid
@Agnethatheredhairkid 6 жыл бұрын
Unlike most women on this show, Sarah Pascoe was actually funny.
@Haaris.Qureshi
@Haaris.Qureshi 10 жыл бұрын
That joke about abusing sexual harassment claims was made in very poor taste, I think.
@KeithFraser82
@KeithFraser82 10 жыл бұрын
I didn't take it that way - I assumed the scenario in the joke was one of genuine sexual harassment where the harasser got what he deserved.
@Haaris.Qureshi
@Haaris.Qureshi 10 жыл бұрын
***** Even by this show's standards.
@malteeaser101
@malteeaser101 10 жыл бұрын
I thought the total opposite.
@Haaris.Qureshi
@Haaris.Qureshi 10 жыл бұрын
I've been watching the show for ages, this still seemed poor taste even for their standards.
@colin76samp
@colin76samp 9 жыл бұрын
That joke was tame compared to when frankie boyle was a regular, least they trying to keep things near the knuckle
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