Things you wouldn't read in a romantic novel | Mock the Week - BBC

[@courtneybatchelor4014]

The "unexpected item in the bagging area" literally made me laugh out loud

[@Reyeoux]

No one expects the Spanish inquisition

[@miscellaneous7777]

I didn’t get that one... can you explain?

[@duncantalksalotmore5032]

Clarissa Fray it is a common line you’ll hear from a self checkout kiosk in a supermarket.

[@colonelkk]

Clarissa Fray In Britain automated checkouts at shops have a tendency to go “unexpected item in the bagging area” when you place something in the wrong place

[@Liamtweedie]

"He put the Chocolates down beside her....Silence.....and then at last she spoke....unexpected item in the bagging aera" THAT IS HOW YOU DELIVER A JOKE! and Huge's delivery of the line make it too funny.

[@jzaar7483]

I choked on my tea when he said that. ;3

[@oldmanc2]

@@jzaar7483 Me too. But I had coffee from a shit bucket

[@rustkarl]

I blew the water I was drinking out all over the floor.

[@jackdavids2723]

Rustymcnut Manc Flyer Tirukinoko .... why do you people consume beverages while watching these videos?

[@rustkarl]

Jack Davids Cause I’m a thirsty boi

[@henrikhyrup3995]

Ed's line at 2:45 is so simple but so unexpectingly funny. :D

[@bartvandewalle4253]

It's hilarious, but only because the deliverance is spot on. A minor god might have stumbled.

[@GT_Walker]

Most jokes are about the delivery.

[@themonsterbrat]

Yes, and he had to wait quite long before he could say it!

[@jaggass]

''He was overcome by a huge sensation of arousal followed by a huge climax and then it was over. He had no idea that a hoover could give an amazing blowjob''

[@commentconnoisseur1001]

The best thing about it is thatg he'd been waiting ages just to make that joke, because he kept getting beaten to the mic.

[@jonathankern8857]

Christian grabbed Anastasia and whispered in her ear... what's the naughtiest thing you've ever done? Oh gosh, well I suppose when I was younger and we used to run through fields of wheat...

[@GrijzePilion]

Because this is a meme now.

[@CyberLink70]

I don’t. Explain?

[@drwhowhatwhenwhy1165]

James CyberLink Prime Minister tried to brush off a question asked in an interview "What was the worst thing you've ever done?" Or something of that sort, by saying that she ran though a field of wheat and the farmers may not have liked it.

[@vincehgrutherford6184]

Out of everything out shitty prime minister could've said and she talked about wheat fields... I would've at least mentioned pigs... It's original...

[@leehenry5764]

@@drwhowhatwhenwhy1165 corn field!

[@Finda5]

"when they left the bar she saw him in a new light. daylight, and he was disgusting"

[@margaritam.9118]

Pride & Prejudice bit was spot-on 😂 I remember reading a book for the first time and thinking "Considering how much land Darcy owns, he must be compensating for something".

[@yt-sh]

yes loneliness

[@amosw766]

@@yt-sh fuckin yikes

[@jalvesss]

"When they left the bar, she saw him in a new light. Daylight. And it was disgusting" SAME

[@Picnicl]

This romantic novel round is possibly the best topic round I've ever seen on Mock the Week. Every gag and delivery was a total hit with many different themes.

[@britishrex5515]

I love that all of them are coming up with witty puns and thought out jokes, yet ed saying 'i want to see you shit in this bin' was by far the funniest

[@garyhill565]

I like how Ed Byrne keeps gets beaten to the mic stand by someone else.

[@samlee5549]

Then, when he finally gets to the mic, he says: “I want to see you shit in this bin.”

[@the_pigs_have_rebelled]

Sam Lee lol

[@cov9290]

It reminds me of an old episode

[@joosecreations]

@@samlee5549 I read this literally at the exact time he said it ahahaha

[@charlieloaf1772]

They need to get James Acaster on more, he is hilarious!

[@burnbobquist8999]

He is, but i like both Ed's too. :D

[@zakfrancis5352]

CharlieLoaf I don’t think he is but everyone else does😂

[@xtheamazingax]

Well, took some time, but he did return!

[@EnderPearlGirlHunger_Games_Fan]

Nothing could've prepared me for "I want to see you shit in this bin"

[@phunkymind23]

"She could not bare his loss any longer. No matter how hard she tried, grief would always get the better of her. Eventually, she had to move on and accept that Frankie will never come back."

[@anzarne]

The daylight joke got me good.

[@DianaMaeBabyGirl]

I love how Ed either smiles or laughs right after he’s finished his jokes. And he’s hot

[@olliej.2776]

the best one is showing up to the first date in a wedding dress lmfao

[@rainerwinkler6140]

Ollie J. Your sense of humor is appalling

[@vincehgrutherford6184]

Ollie J. Hugh Dennis and Ed Byrnes could be dead and still make better jokes.

[@JamesSamson487]

This just happened in The Bachelor Australia 2019. Wish I was joking...

[@FirstnameLastname-es1ko]

Rainer Winkler It was an *okay* joke. But maybe this person liked it. Humour is subjective, so you can’t tell someone theirs is bad.

[@sophie2946]

@ollie it was my favourite too😂

[@Keytaster]

2:45 Ed Byrne caught me sooo much off guard, I actually fell off my chair and rolled on the floor squeezing my aching belly because I couldn't help laughing maniacally...

[@obs4281]

Mason Starling that was overly dramatic. Bet you didn't even do that 👍

[@RAFMnBgaming]

What makes it better is how hard he tried to get on the mic before that.

[@myrin265]

awkward struggles toward the mic like at 2:39 are honestly my favourite part of scenes we’d like to see

[@Prince__Teclis]

"Shit did I say that last bit out loud?" That's a problem I definitely suffer from.

[@juwonolubanwo2778]

"Mr Darcy, you are so becoming". "Really", he said, "cause I think it's you that will be coming" High five!😉😉

[@JGGuitarCovers]

"I want to see you shit in this bin" LMFAO I love Ed Byrne

[@thefudgestix]

Idk what people are bitching about, everyone was hilarious!

[@justNiko_91]

Ed's first joke has me howling 🤣

[@simonroendalsgaard1]

I get the criticism of Angela Barnes but Zoe Lyons has been consistently funny in all the clips I've seen.

[@jonnnnniej]

Zoe is actually one of my faves, she rarely has a joke that doesn't land :)

[@TheSongwritingCat]

Accurate

[@wolfvandewerff502]

Dawn rises in serengeti, Dawn has absolutely no idea how she got there😂

[@MisoForHipo]

man literally waited 5 turns just to say "I want to see you shit in this bin" lmao

[@Pie_minister_Sean]

Ed is so randomly hilarious. 'i want to see you shit in this bin'.

[@rustkarl]

Hugh’s bagging area joke was just perfect.

[@corriedebeer799]

that becoming joke was golden.

[@AvantiHalfhorse]

MTW: "Things you wouldn't read in a romance novel." Master authors of the genre: Challenge accepted.

[@f.i.r.e.5119]

Hell yeah. I'm on it.

[@chandlerkerr2190]

2:45 Ed's deadpan expression and Dara's expression made this

[@kunaal_1928]

The smile at 0:25

[@NibberKSmooth]

'I want to see you shit in this bin'. The reaction that got tells me so much. We NEED more horrid humour.

[@raikaparzella]

The one with the bra had me laughing out loud 😂😂

[@chorraykijuu]

I'm from Kenya. but I love watching mock the week

[@RNBisDOD]

Nobody cares

[@pharaya3757]

@Jack Tyrrell why'd you have to be so rude for

[@erinkeegan5893]

Cobra Rising calm down

[@RNBisDOD]

@@erinkeegan5893 as u wish Lord Buddha 🙏

[@erinkeegan5893]

Cobra Rising lmao

[@India.H]

"Well it does fulfill the criteria." Dara's face :')

[@MrKaywyn]

Ed Gamble's final joke is really worth waiting for.

[@ada4927]

People need to get over themselves and find a new show if they think this is crap. I personally think this is still a great show, even if all the classic ones are gone.

[@gj4312]

I want to see you shit in this bin was the most unexpected and hilarious thing I have ever seen.

[@alial-timimy7917]

"I want to see you shit in this bin" LOL I wasn't expecting it that

[@johnrie18]

"Turn the light off," she said. "What about all the boats?" Said the Lighthouse keeper.

[@AR-ii3ly]

Brilliant. One of the best I’ve seen.

[@alexinabox6931]

The chuckle brothers one was gold.

[@acidwr10]

"I want to see you sh*t in this bin" 😂 Spat out my tea

[@ewanelliot5824]

0:52 top ten moments of British comedy

[@sfoster.23]

‘Daylight. And it was disgusting’ 😂

[@Lord_Skeptic]

3:33 that is what Mr. Darcy is really thinking

[@ellenkingsley]

"He hung like a fucking cart horse" 😂😂😂😂 "I want to see you shit in this bin" 😂😂😂😂

[@imbeingjudgemental644]

1:15. I would've actually died if he said "unexpected item in the shagging area"

[@naila2420]

I was just watching Ed Byrne trying to speak and getting beaten to to the mic😂

[@letseatgrandpa2905]

'I want you to shit in this bin' LAMO!! 😂😂😂😂

[@jakethesnake95]

The Alexa joke at 1:52 was glorious.

[@ReggieKSanshire]

"Every inch could be felt as it went in. Her eyes begin to water, as there is a drive into deep left field by Castellanos, it'll be a home run. And so, that'll make it a 4-0 ballgame."

[@thomassnowball6374]

I don't get all the hate, the women on the show were hilarious

[@FooBarBash]

Really? Was anything Angela Barnes said funny?

[@bartvandewalle4253]

I think so, yes.

[@Michylawhty]

Yup, plenty of stuff.

[@Picnicl]

Angela Barnes is great at delivery. Zoe Lyons was great here too.

[@cov9290]

They only have woman to stop the bbc from going out of budget

[@youngdolo8]

0:53 and 2:46 are my favourite ones

[@Rascal2006]

Very funny as always 😂😂😂😂

[@config2000]

When the night set in he cornered the girl and started kissing her passionately on the lips. Then, in a moment of discomfort he sensed a moustache and repelled in horror. Switching the bedroom light on he was relieved to see her doing a hand stand.

[@Supposedlyimrightwingnow]

loved the chuckle brothers gag!

[@versi7450]

His heavy package landed on the desk "I bet you like this" *Bell rings* "Alright class that will be all"

[@sophie2946]

2:45 was the best part!

[@Lord_Skeptic]

0:41 that is what Mrs. Bennett is really thinking

[@lydiaparker6855]

watching this with my Alexa in the room and when he said it she chimes up

[@philippine2240]

Now I just want to write a romantic novel with every single one of these lines There it is Perfection

[@braixenhearts9998]

Hugh and Ed are gods

[@siobhanjewelljones61]

"I want to see you shit in a bin"😭 can't cope

[@theluckiesteh9058]

Our first scene is.... "Likely KZbin Comments" Bring Back Frankie!

[@joshuaprager786]

TheOfficial AC98 or the women aren't funny

[@sheyannbertschinger]

"I want to see you shit in this bin." New favorite pickup line.

[@artycassy]

2:02 my Alexa actually responded haha

[@eamonahern7495]

"Shit! Did I say that last bit out loud?" 😂🤣😂🤣

[@elijahmwanga126]

2:07 RIP BARRY CHUCKLE

[@animelytical8354]

"To me, to you" is too much ah I'm in pain

[@sauce242]

I love watching this with the Seinfeld Theme in the Background

[@chilliard120]

Hal and Ed Gamble may have gotten in some good licks, but "I want to see you shit in this bin" is the funniest thing to have come out of anyone's mouth on this show

[@KTGetc]

There are times when you can tell Ed only said something to get Dara laughing

[@antonymilne1346]

Anyone else wanna write a romance/comedy novel to include all these lines?

[@WittyBitty]

how am I now seeing this???? I LOVE IT!!!

[@MaxHACKZ]

R.I.P Barry Chuckle

[@lucasthomas2060]

I think the new panel are quite hilarious!

[@lonnwy]

My three favourite Male comedians all in one video, brilliant, xx

[@WaffleSnow_]

And this is the end of 50 shades of grey. Even so Jane still couldn’t decide what colour to paint the wall. Removing her clothes, she turned her back and said ‘does that look right to you?’ She always believed in love at first sight... until see woke up and seen Dara at the end of her bed That’s some of mine

[@mariahtho5129]

Most of these lines are probably in 50 shades

[@LoogiTheDino]

When is the Rejected Exam Questions/Commericals that never made it to air?

[@Luke-qr7pm]

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[@Luke-qr7pm]

Exam questions ^^^^

[@LoogiTheDino]

Already seen it.

[@petergreen2552]

0_46 😂 great punchline.

[@jonathanlabelle6725]

2:10 was expecting a Mario Bros Joke

[@leongkinwai9709]

2:04 Enough time with Citation Needed's given me context for this joke and I couldn't be happier. :'D

[@zgblanche1815]

THE MR DARCY ONE GOT ME

[@Me-fo1kk]

I was screaming with laughter so much I think the neighbours have called the police..

[@MarkAtkin]

Its refreshing to see more than one female for a change.

[@vincehgrutherford6184]

Mark Atkin Wtf Mark?

[@alexandercummins]

why is it?

[@sjg2]

0:51 Everything was in place. The bubble bath has been poured, the chocolate was there, the scented candles had been lit. This was going to be the best wank ever.

[@Blyndir]

2:45 Actually, I think this one can be found somewhere in the "50 Shades of Grey" series.

[@abdallahhkhan]

2:29 and 3:19 absolute gold

[@robotcapital4774]

2:29 is a little bit of a stretch. because the female must have bad eye sight not to notice how ugly he is or the bar is terribly lit.

[@gezzarandom]

My entry, "Van Hesling left the Cullen household, knowing his life work was now complete."

[@DogNamedWatson]

How clever, a Twilight is bad joke *years* after it was popular

[@johnathandwayne1461]

One of the best ever!!!

[@GhANeC]

2:38 still my fav fkng Ed Byrne :-D :-D

[@davidlance5310]

0:53 & 2:45- if I was a character in a romantic novel

[@blarg.officialproductions8717]

Thing is, now I want to write a romantic novel including all of the lines that they said, just to prove them wrong.

[@popazz1]

Dara ...... the BOSS.

[@spawnoftacobell1644]

Truly poetic

[@tobywoby5727]

Aaaaa I'm gonna miss this show so much

[@haza6893]

Hugh is by far the funniest man in Britain

[@flightlesslord2688]

2:44 ...... The build up