The worst "shortcuts" in Mario Kart Wii

[@beanzard64]

Are there any terrible shortcuts that I missed? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Is there something down here...? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Yikes! You must have taken a long fall to land all the way down here! Before you begin your journey back to the actual video playing at the top of the page, let me offer you the free gift of a subscription to a KZbin channel with a growing library of Mario Kart Wii content. kzbin.info

[@kaishedan37]

what an annoying comment

[@kenosjumpscares]

mushroom gorge gap jump but shroomless

[@pipeframe]

XD

[@Ascension721]

​what an amazing comment

[@zackythegamer]

The DS Twilight House Super Duper Ultra Shortcut (/j)

[@Jellopuff_TAS]

The really funny thing about this is that the MG longcut you showed and deemed to be the slowest of all of them actually saves time when performed correctly lol

[@mkwbrick5758]

Doesn't kart wr do it?

[@MatthewDean-gv4eg]

*Y E S*

[@Linda-]

you really invented longcuts

[@calem28]

wow

[@cerulity32k]

longpastes

[@pixelfire86]

They're still shorter... just not temporally.

[@JmKrokY]

🗿

[@eshaanb4774]

He really did

[@DocDocGoose15]

Mario Kart Wii players on their way to shatter the fabric of reality in order to skip one turn of a track:

[@skyro4444]

Alt title: dude falls behind in race to go on scenic routes

[@korraiswaifu6245]

A shortcut runners biggest drawback is playing the game legit lol. It's like learning how to ride a bike after breaking your legs and recovering for 20yrs. I saw the pain. I feel you bro.

[@rubadubmedia]

This was fun but a version of “worst shortcuts” where the risk of attempting the shortcut almost always outweighs the reward would be SWEET! (Obviously this wouldn’t apply to attempting PBs/WRs, more of a casual play perspective)

[@hps362]

On your no shortcut attempt you drove Dry Dry Ruins in a Nintendo non-approved way because you're supposed to go off both zippers. The Nintendo ninjas will be coming to your house very soon.

[@SirEEf13]

I feel like there could be some hideous respawn shortcuts on Ghost Valley and you could practically just go for driving Mario Raceway in a straight line. Wouldn't mind a part 2 of this.

[@NoWayBreow]

Had a buck in my account, saw the membership was 99c, what? Im buying that thing

[@beanzard64]

Yoooooo thanks man! I really appreciate that (-:

[@NoWayBreow]

You're awesome bro

[@casablancahunter1606]

For Mario Circuit, you could've just taken the ramp 'shortcut'. It's actually slower than taking the turn normally lol.

[@Nightcaat]

The ramp saves time if you get a low trick

[@mathgeniuszach]

"People never take their time anymore" - beanzard64, about one of the most popular *racing* games ever

[@amanderan_oranges]

The worst shortcut was probably found by me playing this game when I was 8 years old and just vibin, not knowing how to drift or anything lol

[@AbsoluteLunatic123]

Lmao I thought you were gonna say 'a word from this video’s sponsor' 0:38

[@LiamDeege]

5:57 LMAO 😂 That is pure editing right there.

[@topgoose4818]

New challenge, in an online match, take a longcut and don’t get last place

[@skipperbut]

Not sure if there's already a video about this but what I thought this video was going to be after reading the title is ranking all the commonly used shortcuts, but be showing the shortcuts that barely save any time (like the 2 mushroom pads on the left at the begining of mushroom george). Understandably that video idea could probally take some time to make. I've always wondered how much time some shortcuts actually save. (Another example, shroomless daisy circuit offload ramp)

[@beanzard64]

There are definitely a bunch of real shortcuts that just barely save time.

[@LiamDeege]

I can't even do most of the shortcuts on DDR properly and that's another reason why I hate it and why it's my least favorite track give or take along with Sherbet Land.

[@beanzard64]

There's just so much stuff you need to learn to play it properly, I don't blame you

[@emilydavidson8844]

I love ddr

[@LiamDeege]

@@beanzard64 Thanks Bean I appreciate it. The ultra I can't do because you don't have enough time to react on the 3rd part which I can't do unless I cut off slightly less, the sandhop I can't do properly half the time because I sometimes I either don't get air, I hit the cactus, or I hit the wall on the other side. The only shortcut I can do properly at times on DDR is the lake jump which is the one I primarily used by the time I was done TTing it.

[@pootis1699]

@@emilydavidson8844 the german democratic republic?

[@emilydavidson8844]

@@pootis1699 dance dance Revolution

[@KensethKondra]

The troll face on Mario Circuit

[@RADish-official]

Me playing online: On an unrelated note, you should check out the Point Blank OST, I think it fits with your personality.

[@beanzard64]

Thanks! I'll look into it

[@Accrovideogames]

I expected you to demonstrate the paths clearly intended to be shortcuts by the developers, but that fail at doing their job due to bad design. I'm pretty sure you could have used a better title for your video.

[@cr_chain]

0:13 that looks so smooth. Idk how to describe it but it looks like hes going inside the thing and inside the thing theres an ice map. It looks like its both on the same map

[@henimusic]

wait a sec. skipping the last mushroom pad on MG right in the middle of the track is a common shortcut, you cheated! >:(

[@BluVic02]

22:28 rosalina tried lol

[@biggestcheezburger]

average kart main L

[@Kakkemans]

Me when mc3 gets an ultra after 15/16 years WHAT THE F-

[@Mostly_Roblox]

These aren't shortcuts, they're longcuts

[@oooshiny272]

18:24 sounds like a Minecraft phantom

[@Lambent_Omega]

Not really tbh

[@carcinogeneticist378]

@@Lambent_OmegaIdk, the cut definitely adds to it. Makes it sound like you’re getting swarmed lol.

[@realsemc]

“Longcuts”

[@sebastiankalstrom237]

I'm glad he reghosted when he hit the wall after preforming the shortcuts to prevent skewing the results. It's things like this that show how seriously he takes this.

[@CyanTheOctoling]

Love these videos bro everything about it is perfect new sub for sure!

[@beanzard64]

Thanks man!

[@CyanTheOctoling]

@@beanzard64 No Prob!

[@fennechands]

Even though you managed to not hit last, mad respects to JZ for trying the wallride at the end there

[@bodemackie4237]

2:56 “It’s not a shortcut it’s just a big shortcut” - Bean 2024

[@Nerodmc5]

Imagine it was 2007 (I think that's the year mario kart wii was released) and you accidentally find a shroomless cut in toad factory

[@slitheredboyz]

Thank you so much for posting more of this outsatnding content! Keep it up man, got all hope on ya! It seems like you found all the longcuts! 😅

[@beanzard64]

Thanks!

[@honeybuns6756]

Love binging your videos, they’re so relaxing and nostalgic:)

[@beanzard64]

Thank you!

[@bertieee4]

WE ALMOST AT 20K SUBS LETS GO

[@bertieee4]

BIG 20K LETS GO

[@DrMd-jr3xt]

Your video ideas continue to impress me

[@beanzard64]

Thank you!

[@alloounou6900]

There's a quote something along the lines of, "a player will optimize the fun out of a game."

[@kerkare]

The normal version of the mushroom gorge one sounds cool

[@lfvgamerbro]

So who expected a jumpscare?

[@sophiegrey9576]

AKA scenic routes

[@Matthew_10101]

Honestly I love your channel!

[@beanzard64]

Thank you!

[@ThePlumGeneral44]

These aint shortcuts, these are footlongcuts 💀

[@fallgg2965]

Can you do more videos in a faster rate your one of my favorite KZbinrs and it will be great if you do this

[@beanzard64]

Thanks, I appreciate that! I currently try to upload once every week (for the most part), though I can't really do more than that for the time being

[@LiamDeege]

@@beanzard64 That's actually a good schedule if you ask me.

[@fallgg2965]

Thats completely ok man​@beanzard64

[@PolandJustGotConquered]

Did bro casually get 2: 37 on Rainbow Road

[@BloxyBio]

Mario kart Wii is genuinely the most broken game and I love it

[@Kazuha10538]

can't believe you'd do a shortcut and skip the red mushroom at 14:11

[@beanzard64]

One could argue that, by landing back on the ground earlier, I actually drove more of the track than if I had bounced off the mushroom, therefore not taking a shortcut

[@SpiffyDEV]

10:26 I'd say that wasnt a needed correction as you are correct. You are halfway through the racetrack, this is compared to the race or course itself. Although I know what you meant. But even if im wrong, its cool and all. After all its your video and your audience!

[@orqal]

THIS WAS SO GOOD I CAN TELL IM GONNA COME BACK TO WATCH THIS ALOT THANK YOU i watch the vehicle clan war one alot and i can tell this one is gonna be the same TY FOR THIS VID

[@beanzard64]

Thanks so much man! Glad you enjoyed

[@MatthewDean-gv4eg]

well i actually lost only .3 with the mg shortcut and still used gap jump

[@tiraderodeTori_]

I was just binging through a lot of your videos and today you uploaded!! niceeee

[@aRealPanda]

bro your videos are actually awesome. keep it up, perfect mix between nostalgia and keeping it fresh :)

[@beanzard64]

Thanks so much!

[@shadowsheep9995]

It would be convenient to have a way to record the past lap 3/3 autopilot laps for the no shortcut ghosts

[@TheJusticeXD]

hey man whats that ost called at 1:00?

[@vaguerant]

2-Player Results - Pac-Man Arrangement

[@christiancerullo2128]

Havent been able to watch your videos due to exams, but now that im watching again, i lowkey wish i didnt study as much 😂

[@beanzard64]

Hope your exams went well, thanks for watching (-:

[@jamesthecool2560]

6:24-6:25 this why I hate bump into a wall wasted few seconds or end up in last place on online mode

[@wkey4dub]

You didnt even do the cut on mushroom George😭😭 you didn’t skip the first checkpoint

[@johnlink9397]

Mario kart video analysis my beloved

[@Iuploadthemostrandomstuff]

Why is no one talking abt guy sux💀💀💀

[@mkwmag]

sent this to my friend who’s never played the game and now he’s a professional 😄

[@Rubemn]

yo bro i love ur video's, I really admire your skills in this game and you seem like a chill dude

[@beanzard64]

Thank you so much man! I appreciate it

[@SpeedyCat27]

It's Called A "Longcut"

[@MemeGuy169]

10:37 bros wii remote went down a batter lol

[@xinshengbing5743]

Another certified banger by the bean himself.

[@beanzard64]

Thanks, glad you liked it!

[@aname4390]

I think you accidentally did a shortcut on mushroom gorge with the 3rd mushroom skip 😅

[@Psychomaniac14]

p sure the Mushroom Gorge one is just slightly worse than what the TAS does... it doesn't cut off as much, you know?

[@beanzard64]

Yeah, there's a TAS that does a similar shortcut, but it's actually really fast

[@Vini_IsntReal]

So this was what you were trying to pull off

[@vincenzofranchelli2201]

I think on ddr nintendo expected.you to use both blue zippers

[@derpyface3602]

Please… please just say Nintended at least once…

[@Foster128]

18:44 oh what no???

[@beanzard64]

"Oh, ye- no!"

[@Foster128]

@@beanzard64 yeah totallyyyyyyyy…

[@beanzard64]

@@Foster128 Whether I'm recording a video or not, I don't use swear words. It's just not something I do. Even if I accidentally did at some point while recording, I'd have edited it out. I don't have any reason to lie about this.

[@Foster128]

@@beanzard64 oh mb i was js joking

[@beanzard64]

All good 👍

[@goofblox-is-a-goofy-ahh-name]

I just showed my puppy this video and he liked the video with his nose and tongue at the same time 😭😭😭😭

[@beanzard64]

He gets it

[@goofblox-is-a-goofy-ahh-name]

@@beanzard64 ikr 😭😭

[@MarioIsAFurry23]

THIS VIDEO WAS SO AMAZINGCALTASTIC KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK

[@beanzard64]

Thank you!

[@fakeEddie]

I like to find backwards shortcuts in Mario kart Wii, just because I have unlocked everything. Also I think I heard a swear word…? 18:44

[@beanzard64]

"Oh, ye- no!"

[@Reetoetoes]

12:31 did he just make a new shortcut?

[@Ivanzoo]

They should be called "Longcuts".

[@Bupboy]

This is how Mario Kart Wii was nintended to be played

[@ThermalJoule]

3:47 dat black hole sound

[@Breaddog17]

Yo I saw my name on screen and I started to get worried why am I seeing my name lots more now?

[@CodeChrisB]

I might make a TAS for the Long Cut on MG, wait a Minute😂😂😂 I fr did something simmilar before lol 😂😂

[@beanzard64]

That would be cool to see! There have actually been some TASers that have managed to do a version of it that saves a bunch of time

[@CodeChrisB]

@@beanzard64 I did dome "How to Play X" TAS for MKWii Tracks the MG one also cut at the same Position. It just fun to mess arround with Tas and do some Wild Stuff. For a content Idea, have you ever seen the Mkwii Bumpfest Videos? 2 Players 1 Lightweight in Quacker and 1 Heavy weight in Piranha Kart when thr heavy one hits the light one with speed while while the lightone also gets hit by a fake item box u can do some while stuff. Get some out of bounds or short cuts

[@qsxsqsxs]

5:57 LMFAOOOOO

[@CherryCgooberdash]

wow such FAST shortcuts😯

[@LiamDeege]

Even faster than taking shortcuts on max cc lol

[@rekitrelt]

14:10 you did a shortcut on accident

[@richardlanger4067]

Mario kart miss it a lot so fun game the culture of watching shortcut videos

[@sammybronk]

guess you could call these “long”cuts

[@StarLordTv13]

Hey Bean im not able to play mario kart online and playing offline is simply not hard at times. Do you have any challenges or fun things to do in mario kart while offline?

[@beanzard64]

I'd recommend playing Time Trials. There are lots of tracks (as well as glitches) to play, and there's always the incentive to keep getting better by beating your own times. It's a lot of fun!

[@StarLordTv13]

Thanks I’ve done a little bit of time trials but haven’t got into them.

[@GaelLazerYT]

Hey how you been brother? Intersting video might try this 😅

[@beanzard64]

I've been good man! And yeah, it was fun looking for these haha

[@zxylo786]

This is so stupid. I love it

[@AA_plus_LIVE]

Hey, do you know if there’s a way to play wiimifi on dolphin without nand?

[@beanzard64]

There isn't, sorry.

[@semi7260]

You can play online using retro rewind with no nand on dolphin now

[@leftysheppey]

Nice video Beap. You need to invest in a calculator though

[@Ninjakurl7]

on mushroom goerge you skipped the 3rd mushroom on the split path is that not a shortcut?

[@beanzard64]

I wouldn't say so. It may be faster, but it doesn't actually cut off any of the track.

[@Marw-ve5xo]

Slower vehicles count ?

[@melissagrant7028]

18:45 i heard bean swear

[@beanzard64]

"Oh, ye- no!"

[@Kakkemans]

We when i get mario kart wii with a wii: IM TURNING ON THIS GAME AND PLAYING THE GAME

[@zakomations]

What the fuck are you talking about?

[@DREAMCATCHER_1411]

Great video as always bean

[@beanzard64]

Thanks!

[@__________________________bub0]

D

[@baraYTGD]

In mario kart pee there are a lot of shourtcuts

[@Taco_Toxy]

Wait how are you playing MKW online I thought the servers shut down 2014

[@beanzard64]

It's called Wiimmfi, it's a custom server

[@Taco_Toxy]

@@beanzard64 TYSM!!!!!

[@tLilith777]

I love your content man!!

[@beanzard64]

Thank you!

[@kreppel7805]

instant noodles

[@briangeer1024]

blubble lake memories

[@xandreas2077]

Yo random question what game is the song on 0:21 from and what is the name of the song?

[@beanzard64]

How to play - Mario Party 1 (N64)