How many trees are there in Mario Kart Wii?

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beanzard64

beanzard64

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@beanzard64
@beanzard64 5 ай бұрын
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@jimrdm71
@jimrdm71 5 ай бұрын
Hello Bean
@cubinator3826
@cubinator3826 5 ай бұрын
Hola bean
@electricmcpro8814
@electricmcpro8814 5 ай бұрын
bonjour bean
@doubledeadskull
@doubledeadskull 5 ай бұрын
konichiwa bean
@sonicwaveinfinitymiddwelle8555
@sonicwaveinfinitymiddwelle8555 5 ай бұрын
Part 2 where you explore the maximum amount of trees out of bounds and tress with no collision you could reach with real players and with TAS
@merrilly-
@merrilly- 5 ай бұрын
I honestly would not have clicked if you didn't put "Trust me, this is interesting" in the thumbnail lol
@pooppoopbutwithp-lf2ci
@pooppoopbutwithp-lf2ci 4 ай бұрын
Same here
@kylequincena4238
@kylequincena4238 4 ай бұрын
fr
@sister_moon
@sister_moon 4 ай бұрын
same actually lol
@sisos4771
@sisos4771 4 ай бұрын
Fr
@TimeConvolution
@TimeConvolution 4 ай бұрын
Jan misali meta for real
@DocDocGoose15
@DocDocGoose15 5 ай бұрын
What I learned from this video: 1. Game developers like putting tress in games 2. A rock is not a tree 3. Mario Kart has a lot of trees
@sleeper6548
@sleeper6548 4 ай бұрын
What i couldn't learn from the video:- What the fuck counts as a tree?
@beabray9111
@beabray9111 2 ай бұрын
@@sleeper6548 does the object that your looking at have a hitbox? because if so your on the right path, otherwise i'm lost at the next step
@YoloYester94
@YoloYester94 2 ай бұрын
@@DocDocGoose15 no tresspassing
@Lillithxxx
@Lillithxxx 2 ай бұрын
​@@YoloYester94 no trees-passing
@honigruebe
@honigruebe 2 ай бұрын
What I learned is that there are challenges in some games to touch all trees
@rehype3899
@rehype3899 5 ай бұрын
Just so you know, the thumbnail works, i mainly clicked because of the "trust me this is interesting"
@philippbrogli779
@philippbrogli779 3 ай бұрын
It worked on me too. Now I know of the speedrun subcategory "all tree".
@dehydratedculture9126
@dehydratedculture9126 2 ай бұрын
Same Pretty bored while here tho lol
@jontedeakin1986
@jontedeakin1986 2 ай бұрын
It's a play on a jan misali thumbnail where he counted how many Mario games there are.
@a.21343
@a.21343 22 күн бұрын
Real
@audoldends6799
@audoldends6799 13 күн бұрын
Same dawg same
@harrypotter5460
@harrypotter5460 5 ай бұрын
It’s funny you asked “what is a tree” since even in real life, biologists don’t have a consensus on what counts as a tree.
@ShadowHeartValentine
@ShadowHeartValentine 4 ай бұрын
It's just like fish. If it's fish shaped, it's a fish. No matter how unrelated they all are
@anpruch
@anpruch 4 ай бұрын
​@@ShadowHeartValentinequite a few linguistic generalized concepts don't act like a binary switch "it's a tree, and it's not", but a spectrum with the objects what are closer to the core of the definition (this prototypical entity, representing the generalized concept in speakers' minds), and objects that hang out at the periphery. Birds, nuts, trees, fruits, receptacles for liquids etc. It's really interesting!
@ShadowHeartValentine
@ShadowHeartValentine 4 ай бұрын
@@anpruch for fish and trees, it both linguistic and taxonomic. Since "fish" is the best shape for free-swimming aquatic creatures, so many unrelated things have become fish. It's the same with trees, just that plants have drastic enough differences that we can reasonably argue about them. It really is pretty fun to learn about
@TransDrummer1312
@TransDrummer1312 3 ай бұрын
@@anpruchjust like gender lol
@anpruch
@anpruch 3 ай бұрын
@@TransDrummer1312 gender is a bit different, in my opinion. It's ambiguous, but it's more of a social construct than a linguistic problem. It can be studied in sociolinguistics, but it's still a question of identity (both personal and collective sometimes)
@isaacthered
@isaacthered 5 ай бұрын
Don't worry! Since a bunch of different plant species independently evolved into trees, scientists also struggle to define what a tree is!
@JoshuaRennig
@JoshuaRennig 5 ай бұрын
scientists, you mean like someone who practices the scientific method?
@newmeta2668
@newmeta2668 5 ай бұрын
@@JoshuaRennigSpecifically biologists who specialize in taxonomy.
@absolutemaniac7368
@absolutemaniac7368 5 ай бұрын
Don't worry! Jay eazy drops-
@Alex_...34565
@Alex_...34565 5 ай бұрын
yup. I am a biology student. Its actually crazy how weird taxonomie can be. Species were defined by similarities before we knew genetics, which means that parts of the category system are at least partially wrong, or that certain things are a little blurry, like the definition for trees. Thats why the taxonomie is always changing. For example, in the 90s, a scientist discovered that there are actually not 2 domains (procaryotes and eucaryotes), but actually 3. The 3rd on are the archaea, which have unique metabolism and are biochemically​ and genetically similar to eucaryotes, but they are single celled organisms without a nucleous, so scientists thought they were bacteria before biochemistry and genetics got good enough to test it that way.@@JoshuaRennig
@ZNotFound
@ZNotFound 5 ай бұрын
​@@newmeta2668Taxonomy? There are taxes in biology?
@sandrin0
@sandrin0 4 ай бұрын
at first I thought this video was going to be some kind of mkwii tree analysis video essay, but when the counting began it started to feel like a setup to a punchline, but the video just kept on going and the whole thing ended up being played entirely straight. a truly kafkaesque video if I've ever seen one
@lolnothxyt
@lolnothxyt 4 ай бұрын
Why did I trust him
@Flasmarkus
@Flasmarkus Ай бұрын
Me too because he included "trust me, this is interesting" which is the same sentence as jan misali's thumbnail on his "how many mario games are there" video, which IS more like a video essay
@rikytie7011
@rikytie7011 5 ай бұрын
this is definitely the beginning of a 3 hours long Summoning Salt WR history video
@DictatePM
@DictatePM 5 ай бұрын
Everyone thought that Popi69's run was unbeatable, but then, xXILikeSoupXx did the unthinkable...
@InMyElement
@InMyElement 5 ай бұрын
After 6 months of grueling daily runs making no progress, he was able to get on a run with a pace never before seen, what happened next was simply unimaginable for earlier runners.
@The76532
@The76532 5 ай бұрын
Home: were finally landing intensifies "however, Jotaro would go on to take a break from the game for a few months. in that time new speedrunners such as Joseph and polnareff would go on to set some close times but none were able to reach Jotaro's time. on april 19th, Kakyoin was able to get close with a 17:39 but not close enough."
@DictatePM
@DictatePM 5 ай бұрын
​@@The76532Now, you may think the world record at that time was nearly, perfect. No, no, you would be very wrong. What happened in the next days, would go on to change the All Trees speedrun forever. On February 29th, 2024, a person named 1minus1equals1 discovered a new glitch in Mario Kart Wii, something, that would blow the mind of some veteran runners of this category. *Patricia Taxxon - Wavetable* Let me present to you... (continue with silly glitch name)
@HomegirlMontoyaDPS
@HomegirlMontoyaDPS 5 ай бұрын
​@@The76532for 4 years, the world record remained untouched, and activity faded. the run was dead. but then, when everyone least expected it, a familiar face returned to reclaim his title and breathe new life into the legendary category. his name was iggy.
@renjaminnifer
@renjaminnifer 5 ай бұрын
this video felt like i was sitting next to u on the couch as you attempted this. looking up from my art to be like "dang, man. that IS a lot of trees" as u explain this to me. felt very cozy, liked it a lot
@beanzard64
@beanzard64 5 ай бұрын
Glad you enjoyed (-:
@Squirl7504
@Squirl7504 4 ай бұрын
+
@katet8639
@katet8639 Ай бұрын
When you sit next to your mkwii obsessed brother with autism:
@raybk9677
@raybk9677 5 ай бұрын
"i dont think there are any trees on this track" proceeds to have a 3rd of the trees found so far
@thomasjacobsen8277
@thomasjacobsen8277 4 ай бұрын
How has no one replied to this yet?
@doodleplayer4014
@doodleplayer4014 4 ай бұрын
Maybe it's because there are so many they aren't memorable.
@ValaAssistant
@ValaAssistant 4 ай бұрын
The denouncement of Stalin and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race
@Theeclarencebird
@Theeclarencebird 4 ай бұрын
@@ValaAssistantdenouncement of yo mama
@sweetmesaJS
@sweetmesaJS 4 ай бұрын
@@Theeclarencebirdholy moly 😲
@BtHacha
@BtHacha 4 ай бұрын
"First thing first" Me: a sponsor Bean: what is a tree
@cubinator3826
@cubinator3826 5 ай бұрын
It’s funny that a lot of trees are on the desolate lava wasteland.
@hypanusamericanus9058
@hypanusamericanus9058 5 ай бұрын
Grumble Volcano is one giant reference to World 8 from New Super Mario Bros. so it makes sense because World 8-1 is set in a haunted forest.
@cubinator3826
@cubinator3826 5 ай бұрын
@@hypanusamericanus9058 thanks for informing me, I didn’t know that
@lily_littleangel
@lily_littleangel 5 ай бұрын
On top of that, volcanic ash is very nutrious for plants, so it kinda makes sense.
@cubinator3826
@cubinator3826 5 ай бұрын
@@lily_littleangel wait, really?!
@2yoyoyo1Unplugged
@2yoyoyo1Unplugged 5 ай бұрын
@@cubinator3826Yes actually. Burned wood and stuff im general is full of minerals from the heat causing chemical reactions. This is true of forest fires too, at least non catastrophic ones. Natural forest fires actually cause explosions in ecosystem plant health within a generation or so. Volcanic ash is full of minerals from the mantle and crust, so it is even healthier. It replenishes the mineral content of soil that over a long period of time may be barren or becoming so.
@ThesacredRat-q2i
@ThesacredRat-q2i 4 ай бұрын
What truly makes a tree is collision and resemblance, a true master of biology.
@ninetailedfox579121
@ninetailedfox579121 4 ай бұрын
Biologists everywhere asking why they didn't think of this.
@ThesacredRat-q2i
@ThesacredRat-q2i 3 ай бұрын
💯
@QnjtGWonQNqVsbYyzjx4
@QnjtGWonQNqVsbYyzjx4 Ай бұрын
That blue thing on top of the ice is a tree, maybe the bottom part sunk into ocean or something
@deawinter
@deawinter 4 күн бұрын
And needs to be reachable without glitches
@AintNoJohn
@AintNoJohn 5 ай бұрын
Does this count as self harm
@CleverUsername69420
@CleverUsername69420 5 ай бұрын
As a psychology student, can confirm that yes it is
@MagnetBlock
@MagnetBlock 5 ай бұрын
Yes
@schnitzelesser.
@schnitzelesser. 5 ай бұрын
you guys are rookies fr
@aaronwhite1038
@aaronwhite1038 5 ай бұрын
This made me chuckle out loud
@LiterallyMark1
@LiterallyMark1 5 ай бұрын
@@CleverUsername69420does being a psychology student count as self half?
@glenmorrison8080
@glenmorrison8080 5 ай бұрын
0:27 PhD in botany here. Palms are actually considered as their own unique "growth form", separate from trees. So someone could shave off a lot of time in Mario Kart by taking a botanically correct definition of "tree"... 😎
@sakhiy
@sakhiy 3 ай бұрын
About 73 of those trees are palms if y'all wondering
@adawb9520
@adawb9520 3 ай бұрын
FINALLY! someone said it!!
@CainXVII
@CainXVII 2 ай бұрын
I was thinking that too. Didn't know but felt like a palm tree wasn't really a tree...
@pepearown4968
@pepearown4968 Ай бұрын
@@CainXVIIUnlike true trees, they don’t have an internal ring structure you can use to determine their age. That’s the main way to tell them apart.
@m3mori
@m3mori Ай бұрын
This makes me sick to my stomach idk why. What do you mean a palm tree isn’t a tree my life is a lie
@Xsquashy-z9d
@Xsquashy-z9d 5 ай бұрын
I had no clue that a tree had to obviously resemble a tree to be a tree, Thank you for the information!
@blueandgoldMACAW7
@blueandgoldMACAW7 5 ай бұрын
Do tree shaped rocks count?
@thisismyname2185
@thisismyname2185 5 ай бұрын
iirc palm trees are not trees, but they are tree shaped, so they count
@lifionda5882
@lifionda5882 5 ай бұрын
​@thisismyname2185 they aren't trees since they don't have branches. therefore, they can't be categorized as trees. It is more like a giant herb or weed
@mariannaluciliasericata4195
@mariannaluciliasericata4195 5 ай бұрын
​@@lifionda5882 Yeah, exactly. I wanted to point out that. They should probably be left out of the speedrun if we want to be this an accurate "hitting every tree speedrun".
@passive-aggressive
@passive-aggressive 4 ай бұрын
Naming yourself the Lorax is actually so hidden and great
@YoloYester94
@YoloYester94 2 ай бұрын
I noticed that too but never paid it any mind. Now it’s hilarious.
@skyro4444
@skyro4444 5 ай бұрын
Next question: how many grains of sand are on gba shy guy beach
@FrostJaeger
@FrostJaeger 5 ай бұрын
You could actually find that out if you know the length of the car and how many grains of sand are in a said length of beach.
@huhneat8908
@huhneat8908 5 ай бұрын
3
@flammywam
@flammywam 5 ай бұрын
At least six
@klausi5555
@klausi5555 5 ай бұрын
Count how many sand is here, Omega
@Mauripsu
@Mauripsu 5 ай бұрын
@@klausi5555 What did you do that for!? It's gonna take him eons!
@EJMStudio10
@EJMStudio10 5 ай бұрын
This video is the first thing I'm showing a medieval peasant when we finally invent time travel
@Azrage
@Azrage 5 ай бұрын
I think you hypnotized me or something because I was so engrossed I didn't realize I was watching a man on the internet count trees in mario kart until like 120 trees in. I don't understand why it was so entertaining, but I want more so I'm subscribed now.
@beanzard64
@beanzard64 5 ай бұрын
Thanks haha
@IdolAmyRose
@IdolAmyRose 3 ай бұрын
It is truly very comforting and engaging for some reason...
@burnaracont
@burnaracont 4 ай бұрын
i thought this would be some video essay about how the trees drove the community insane and there were some spooky mystery glitch trees that made this an extremely hard question to answer but no, this is literally just a video counting all the trees
@H4XXOR666
@H4XXOR666 5 ай бұрын
There's 7.06 trees on average per track in MKWii, with a standard deviation of 10.34. They're skewed positively at +2.20 and follow an exponential distribution quite closely.
@fossilfighters101
@fossilfighters101 5 ай бұрын
soon the entire game will be nothing but trees😔
@elliotgreen2008
@elliotgreen2008 5 ай бұрын
I just finished my exams don't make me think about this again
@louloudaki_
@louloudaki_ 4 ай бұрын
this is the most important information i’ve read all day
@___AVARICE___
@___AVARICE___ 4 ай бұрын
Have you been diagnosed as well?
@H4XXOR666
@H4XXOR666 4 ай бұрын
@@___AVARICE___ Diagnosed as a statistician 😎
@isobarkley
@isobarkley 4 ай бұрын
inventing a speedrun category and running it is such a W
@JakePerr636
@JakePerr636 5 ай бұрын
Fun fact: trees are made out of wood and leaves!
@MyLeg_Fred
@MyLeg_Fred 5 ай бұрын
Lies
@BabyPowderW
@BabyPowderW 5 ай бұрын
I thought they were made of polygons
@xArcxia_07
@xArcxia_07 5 ай бұрын
Nah bro. Trees are made out of trees. Duh. 🙄
@whamer100
@whamer100 5 ай бұрын
NOWAYING
@kitsunami7251
@kitsunami7251 5 ай бұрын
Leaves? Where?
@Whatthesac
@Whatthesac 5 ай бұрын
"For something to count as a tree it needs to obviously resemble a tree." This is content right there.
@BlackcapCoder
@BlackcapCoder 5 ай бұрын
The moral thing to do in this situation is to use MAX% rules. So this is a glitchless max tree% run, and if someone can somehow hit more trees than you without glitchess, their run is better than yours regardless of speed
@KattDa
@KattDa 5 ай бұрын
I really think this idea is the best way to go about it, max% all the way!! 🎉
@theSato
@theSato 5 ай бұрын
lots of arguing over what counts as a glitch then. what if someone just takes a booster just right to clear the invisible walls and hit an "out of bounds" tree that still has collision? thats not a glitch, really, just exceeding what the devs thought possible.
@bingonoid
@bingonoid 5 ай бұрын
I agree that not doing this would be immoral and would make whoever did it a bad person
@cobrak1ngs
@cobrak1ngs 5 ай бұрын
​@@theSatoout of bounds is a glitch
@kintustis
@kintustis 5 ай бұрын
Max tree% no OOB, glitchless
@SpaceyShippy
@SpaceyShippy 5 ай бұрын
Well done, Bean. You've touched a lot of trees. But now I think it's time you went outside and touched some grass
@cmyk8964
@cmyk8964 5 ай бұрын
I think the more accurate question answered here is “How many TANGIBLE trees are there in MKWii?”
@ianmoore5502
@ianmoore5502 5 ай бұрын
Yeah i immediately became enraged at the fact that intangible and unreachable trees don't count But I understand the reasoning and he got my watch minutes all the same. Plus sub'd. Good attitude from creator
@guruthemaster4516
@guruthemaster4516 5 ай бұрын
@@ianmoore5502thank you for giving me the mental image of someone raging over intangible trees
@SIDEKICKDUSTY
@SIDEKICKDUSTY 5 ай бұрын
If I were to suspect something of being a tree, and it looked exactly like a tree, but when I tried to touch it to find out if it felt like a tree, my hand passed right through as if nothing were there, I would not conclude that this was an intangible tree, rather I would suspect there was not actually a tree there
@ttechh18
@ttechh18 5 ай бұрын
Yeah maybe just putting an asterisk * in the title and then explaining it in the vid would be alright
@thegreygoblin5165
@thegreygoblin5165 5 ай бұрын
I had no idea that "all tree" was a speedrun category
@SuperXzm
@SuperXzm 5 ай бұрын
The pure essence of Nintendo essays "But first, what IS a tree?"
@treacherous-doctor
@treacherous-doctor 5 ай бұрын
you'd think that with the amount of times I've gone careening into a tree as a kid, it would be easier to hit every tree in the game
@guardtheyorkie
@guardtheyorkie 5 ай бұрын
2:27 sir a toadette has hit the 2nd tree
@knifefish98
@knifefish98 5 ай бұрын
I came into this at 0.25 speed so I really enjoyed “Tttrrrreeeeeeessssss.”
@58.jpegs-in-C.._
@58.jpegs-in-C.._ 5 ай бұрын
I consider this to be a non-canon but distinct entry of the “How Many Super Mario Games Are There?”series (Seriously tho this is a nice video)
@beanzard64
@beanzard64 5 ай бұрын
Thank you!
@ThePuzzled1
@ThePuzzled1 5 ай бұрын
Defining what a tree is in real life is hard too. Pine trees, apple trees, and palm trees are not closely related at all but they're all still considered trees
@immosha
@immosha 5 ай бұрын
Actually, palm trees are not considered trees, just tree-like, because of the fact they don’t have a vascular cambium or wood.
@chelefr
@chelefr 5 ай бұрын
Also bambú
@quackelstheduck2040
@quackelstheduck2040 4 ай бұрын
Also particularly large cactus, apparently, while regular or small are called shrubs.
@Abby_Liu
@Abby_Liu 4 ай бұрын
In my gardening mobile game the category is called “large plants” so I think calling all those trees even is a bit controversial
@thatfunkyduck
@thatfunkyduck 4 ай бұрын
​@@Abby_Liuwhat game is that?
@ACameronUK
@ACameronUK Ай бұрын
“What are you watching?” “…it’s complicated”
@gonegogone
@gonegogone 5 ай бұрын
This is my favorite genre of youtube: obscure/absurdly-useless retro video game facts from youtuber I've never met before. SUBBED
@Waffletigercat
@Waffletigercat 5 ай бұрын
I just took 9000 psychic damage hearing Mario Kart Wii called “retro”. I was already an adult when it released. :(
@gonegogone
@gonegogone 5 ай бұрын
@@Waffletigercat I just assume if it's "x" console generations ago: then it's retro. I don't have solid numbers on that :( I'm sorry!!
@Waffletigercat
@Waffletigercat 5 ай бұрын
@@gonegogone Honestly, I think most people would consider it retro these days. But it still hurt to hear. lol
@gonegogone
@gonegogone 5 ай бұрын
@@Waffletigercat That's faaaair. lmao I'm just used to my faves being retro
@supershysiri
@supershysiri 5 ай бұрын
exactly
@kcryrine5056
@kcryrine5056 4 ай бұрын
i was impressed & exhausted at the thought of counting all those trees, and then i saw how much more video was left and went wait.. this guy's gonna grind this???
@NathanielBandy
@NathanielBandy 5 ай бұрын
The important questions
@portal7314
@portal7314 5 ай бұрын
Hey cutie 😘
@HuneeBruh
@HuneeBruh 5 ай бұрын
Hold up, ain’t this Nathaniel B?
@AbsoluteLunatic123
@AbsoluteLunatic123 3 ай бұрын
I would never expect to see u here, but I’m really happy. I love your channel!
@drzombie9485
@drzombie9485 4 ай бұрын
the definition of a tree actually applies to trees irl as well!
@joshslater2426
@joshslater2426 5 ай бұрын
This is a weirdly interesting concept. I’ve never sat down and asked “how many different types of trees are there in Mario Kart Wii?”, but I’m glad an answer exists. I guess my favourites are the sentient ones from the GCN tracks, but they’re usually not part of the map.
@Alex_...34565
@Alex_...34565 5 ай бұрын
it for some reason really made me think about the game design XD
@Simon-ih5ev
@Simon-ih5ev 4 ай бұрын
From the title I thought this was going to be an animation analysis or something like “these two are the same tree model, but one is shaded differently. They still count as one”. I didn’t even know tree-hitting speedruns were a thing 😭😭😭
@avizandum5770
@avizandum5770 5 ай бұрын
Alternative Title: Mario Kart Tree
@Waffletigercat
@Waffletigercat 5 ай бұрын
Mario Kart Trii*
@Goolix_Aero
@Goolix_Aero 4 ай бұрын
Mario Kart Twii*
@amberhernandez
@amberhernandez 5 ай бұрын
It'd be fascinating to see how people angle themselves to hit consecutive trees, like if the desert series can be chain-hit somehow. That'd shave a looooot of time off!
@Progamingzone847
@Progamingzone847 5 ай бұрын
the trees can't be harmed if the Lorax is armed
@samuelgawlowski1495
@samuelgawlowski1495 5 ай бұрын
I want an hour long video of you counting trees in different games and being surprised by how many or how few there are to fall asleep to. This is strangely calming to me.
@juiciebox
@juiciebox 5 ай бұрын
Yesss I was going to say this is oddly unintentional ASMR! Without the music I'd be snoozing rn
@Shrek_es_mi_pastor
@Shrek_es_mi_pastor 4 ай бұрын
Count sheep
@SayfuHQ
@SayfuHQ 5 ай бұрын
I can't believe i have sat for 35 minutes watching a man bump into trees on mario kart and enjoyed it
@imveryanxious
@imveryanxious 4 ай бұрын
this is the best 2 am video i have ever watched and i mean that in the absolute best way possible. super entertaining
@beanzard64
@beanzard64 4 ай бұрын
Thanks haha
@tokki3149
@tokki3149 5 ай бұрын
there's something almost cute about a grown man playing mk, driving around as toadette and bonking into trees to count them all? idk but it was very entertaining 😊
@leedlelel2373
@leedlelel2373 5 ай бұрын
woah
@sebatheepik
@sebatheepik 5 ай бұрын
C-cute?
@geminiman5580
@geminiman5580 5 ай бұрын
wowzers
@tokki3149
@tokki3149 5 ай бұрын
im so confused at the replies to this 😅
@sarahlein9191
@sarahlein9191 5 ай бұрын
Mommy 😮
@EpicGhostShadow
@EpicGhostShadow 2 ай бұрын
The thumbnail made me think this was going to be an in-depth game analysis but honestly this was fun too
@gacd2104
@gacd2104 5 ай бұрын
"It's 2am, I should get some sleep" KZbin:
@TotallyDapper
@TotallyDapper 5 ай бұрын
“It’s 3:45 here, I have stuff to do in the morning, I should go to bed.” KZbin:
@eldritchcatgirl
@eldritchcatgirl 3 ай бұрын
440 am so i win
@bart4210
@bart4210 3 ай бұрын
It is indeed 2am at the moment
@omgnoi
@omgnoi Ай бұрын
It’s 1:58am, you guessed it perfectly
@evox6878
@evox6878 4 ай бұрын
« After bonking himself thousands and millions time into trees, he finally got this run » - Summoning Salt probably
@kodiakbricks5821
@kodiakbricks5821 5 ай бұрын
"Yes! It doesn't have collision! It doesn't count as a tree!" -George of the Jungle
@littlebee8311
@littlebee8311 3 ай бұрын
I was in a really bad headspace before watching this video, now I'm giggling because of trees in mario kart. So thank you ♡😂 love your energy
@Sabagegah
@Sabagegah 5 ай бұрын
There should be a glitchless category and a glitches allowed category, but for the glitches allowed category you have to touch all the glitch-only trees too.
@sergioandresquirogavelarde6816
@sergioandresquirogavelarde6816 5 ай бұрын
That was my first though when he said glitches too
@shoegaze_enjoyr
@shoegaze_enjoyr 2 ай бұрын
bro really said "trust me, this is interesting" and its just him counting trees 😭😭
@dantesdiscoinfernolol
@dantesdiscoinfernolol 5 ай бұрын
Can't wait for the Jan Misali collab, "How many trees are there in the Super Mario Series?"
@Maja_Flocke
@Maja_Flocke 4 ай бұрын
You got me with that thumbnail and I must say, it definitely WAS interesting, thumbs up. I will watch another video xD 👍
@samstade5598
@samstade5598 5 ай бұрын
Can't wait for the summoning salt video 5 years from now.
@coconutmaul
@coconutmaul Ай бұрын
worth noting that i was persuaded by the thumbnail
@լաց
@լաց 5 ай бұрын
there is at least one tree
@beanzard64
@beanzard64 5 ай бұрын
This is true
@heythere7130
@heythere7130 5 ай бұрын
just rawrogged this video at 1x speed, no other distractions, nice job dude it was captivating to watch
@Cxptivate
@Cxptivate 2 ай бұрын
W edgemaxxing
@youcantbeatD
@youcantbeatD 5 ай бұрын
Honestly, you don't have to put "trust me, this is interesting" in a thumbnail with a video concept like this. The strange concept alone is enough for me to watch
@snowparody
@snowparody 5 ай бұрын
That was the thing that made me click
@hello7937
@hello7937 5 ай бұрын
i would've never clicked without that part
@blowing_up
@blowing_up 5 ай бұрын
I also wouldn’t have watched without that part
@Thylonicus
@Thylonicus 5 ай бұрын
I wouldn't have, either. I wish I hadn't. This was exactly as uninteresting as it seemed. 😑
@toyo8460
@toyo8460 5 ай бұрын
​@@Thylonicussame.
@chrisp5148
@chrisp5148 5 ай бұрын
Really well produced stuff man! I loved the video, and am excited to see more!
@beanzard64
@beanzard64 5 ай бұрын
Thank you!
@houserhouse
@houserhouse 5 ай бұрын
Communicating information in novel and efficient ways is the tried and true best past time in human history, and video essays like this are a piece of that linguistic history in the making
@amandas6572
@amandas6572 4 ай бұрын
This is beautiful
@any_austin
@any_austin 4 ай бұрын
Very good idea for a video.
@thebe_stone
@thebe_stone 5 ай бұрын
the new youtube meta is just put "this video is intersting" in the thumbnail
@FreedomRoseStein
@FreedomRoseStein 5 ай бұрын
i watched the whole video, you actually had me here watching your ass hit trees in Mario kart wii for 30 minutes at 2:30am. My nephew goes for WR every time i watch him play.
@KZA_
@KZA_ 5 ай бұрын
I never knew driving into trees could be so entertaining, cool video!
@beanzard64
@beanzard64 5 ай бұрын
Thank you!
@Etrehumain123
@Etrehumain123 4 ай бұрын
I always love videos that start by a definition. You're a pro.
@RedLuigiE
@RedLuigiE 5 ай бұрын
Is this a parody of the jon Misali How Many Mario Games Are There (I promise this is interesting)? It really seems like it throughout the intro and its hilarious, especially the defining a tree section.
@galaxypedestalfan
@galaxypedestalfan 5 ай бұрын
I honestly thought it was Jan Misali at first due to the thumbnail, the Mario-game related counting, and the trees (which feature in Jan Misali’s greatest video, ‘here’s tree’)
@lunarlakes
@lunarlakes 4 ай бұрын
I love that you included club penguin music
@jackybones5887
@jackybones5887 5 ай бұрын
I love the Wii noises you edited in for the text and bumping into stuff. Great detail
@beanzard64
@beanzard64 5 ай бұрын
Thanks!
@ronanh.9261
@ronanh.9261 5 ай бұрын
I'm just impressed how this person made a 36 minute video about trees.
@Jushico12
@Jushico12 5 ай бұрын
ngl i clicked on this video expecting incredibly boring/mundane background noise to listen to while drawing. 36 minutes later and my canvas is still blank & I'm subbed! Great vid!
@beanzard64
@beanzard64 5 ай бұрын
Thank you! Glad you liked the video (:
@drenkrod9811
@drenkrod9811 3 ай бұрын
I genuinely love when I see a gaming video in my feed from someone I'm not subbed to that has to reassure how interesting the topic actually is in the thumbnail.
@xinshengbing5743
@xinshengbing5743 5 ай бұрын
We need a tas of this.
@Lssr933
@Lssr933 5 ай бұрын
Someone is working on it
@singers6443
@singers6443 5 ай бұрын
tree assisted speedrun
@Andrewbert109
@Andrewbert109 5 ай бұрын
I'm not mad at you for making this video, I'm disappointed in myself for enjoying it
@cubinator3826
@cubinator3826 5 ай бұрын
I love trees, I use them to breathe.😁
@Daymare19
@Daymare19 5 ай бұрын
Wait you use the trees themselves to breath and not just the oxygen from them?
@cubinator3826
@cubinator3826 5 ай бұрын
@@Daymare19 yeah bro I’m an alien.
@Daymare19
@Daymare19 5 ай бұрын
@@cubinator3826 nice
@emdove
@emdove 5 ай бұрын
Slurping that O2 right outta them leaves.
@cubinator3826
@cubinator3826 5 ай бұрын
@@emdove yessir
@GuillotineRegent
@GuillotineRegent 4 ай бұрын
I just spent the better half of an hour watching a man count *trees*. Peak KZbin right here. Time well spent.
@entelcresta
@entelcresta 5 ай бұрын
toad: toadette, why are you so bruised? toadette: oh...uhmm...I like trees
@skyro4444
@skyro4444 5 ай бұрын
It's ironic that you're the lorax yet you're damaging trees
@beanzard64
@beanzard64 5 ай бұрын
I might need to make a Once-ler Mii
@skyro4444
@skyro4444 5 ай бұрын
@@beanzard64 Also make the O'hare mii and it'll be complete.
@supersmilyface1
@supersmilyface1 5 ай бұрын
Treedrun.
@DictatePM
@DictatePM 5 ай бұрын
That is so clever haha
@noahfox
@noahfox 4 ай бұрын
Genius title haha, i wouldnt have clicked if it werent for the title, and suddenly im really into mario kart wii
@noahfox
@noahfox 4 ай бұрын
Thats a lie, i was already into mkwii but i wanted to acknowledge the smart title lmao
@m_arto
@m_arto 5 ай бұрын
I feel like a 32 track tree% would be really interesting. Like, finish all races, whilst touching every tree. Would avoid level menu movement, backtracking on some courses, and would make the kart choice much more varied
@CainXVII
@CainXVII 2 ай бұрын
I agree, kinda miss the race being finished, or at least the lap
@ccproductions999
@ccproductions999 5 ай бұрын
Me: Mom can we have any Austin? Mom: we have any Austin at home. Any Austin at home:
@maplechandelure
@maplechandelure 5 ай бұрын
maple treeway not in first?! well, i suppose having the hardest tree to access is a first place achievement...
@Lyngm0
@Lyngm0 4 ай бұрын
Not even kidding I think you made the best possible thumbnail for this video
@beanzard64
@beanzard64 4 ай бұрын
Thanks haha
@GigasGMX
@GigasGMX 5 ай бұрын
Did you know that palm "trees" are actually a type of grass?
@HoosierMan1816
@HoosierMan1816 5 ай бұрын
That's a myth. Some palms have wood and some produce fruit. Grass doesn't do either.
@Pixel-Jam
@Pixel-Jam 5 ай бұрын
@@HoosierMan1816while they are tree-like botanically speaking they are closer related to grasses than they are other trees, they also dont grow like any tree
@jiaan100
@jiaan100 5 ай бұрын
​@@HoosierMan1816 you're a myth
@tomp6470
@tomp6470 5 ай бұрын
​@@Pixel-Jam soooo... not grass
@Genesis-Grant
@Genesis-Grant 5 ай бұрын
Lets call em palm trass instead
@bananaehgs4477
@bananaehgs4477 4 ай бұрын
thumbnail worked. keep it up. stay on algorithm (that’s why i’m commenting)
@beanzard64
@beanzard64 4 ай бұрын
Thank you!
@AndyLundeen
@AndyLundeen 5 ай бұрын
“Hit all the trees speedrunning” - me playing disc golf
@sabotage7369
@sabotage7369 Ай бұрын
The thumbnail was more of a reassurance for you than clickbait
@eudaldgarrofe
@eudaldgarrofe 5 ай бұрын
Drunk driving be like
@jacobforshee6032
@jacobforshee6032 2 ай бұрын
Bro really tricked us into watching his speedrun 😭
@TooMuchDad
@TooMuchDad 5 ай бұрын
I was hoping for a 36 minute video about how many trees are in Mario Kart Wii, thank god it’s here
@pntcosmo
@pntcosmo 5 ай бұрын
that was a really intriguing thumbnail, felt very compelled to watch this video
@I-did-September-11th
@I-did-September-11th 5 ай бұрын
You can find a youtube documentary on anything. Adding to my list along with Simpsons Season 7 DVD box, & which way is the Krusty Krab.
@ninetailedfox579121
@ninetailedfox579121 4 ай бұрын
Is there a KZbin documentary on KZbin documentaries?
@pacocheung1864
@pacocheung1864 5 ай бұрын
I just watched a man going insane counting trees on Mario Kart wii for 36 minutes and now I’m subscribed to said man I think we all need some help
@finleymaster101
@finleymaster101 5 ай бұрын
This video was brought to you by the Lorax
@zachpro5475
@zachpro5475 5 ай бұрын
Now touch trees on every custom track in this game
@luviam0001
@luviam0001 5 ай бұрын
Ofc I get an ad about a mobile game called "Lumber Empire: Idle Wood Inc"
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