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How many trees are there in Mario Kart Wii?

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beanzard64

beanzard64

Күн бұрын

The All Trees speedrun category has become a trend within a handful of speedrunning games. It's exactly what it sounds like: get to every tree as quickly as possible. With Mario Kart Wii having tons of trees across several different tracks, it only made sense to see how quickly they could all be reached. How many trees are there in Mario Kart Wii? How fast can you hit them all? Let's find out!
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♫ Title Screen - Wii Play
♫ Opening (Super Smash Bros. Melee) - Super Smash Bros. Brawl
♫ First Startup/Body Measurement - Wii Fit
♫ Break the Targets! - Super Smash Bros. Melee
♫ Poké Mart - Pokemon Diamond and Pearl
♫ Food Shop - Tomodachi Life
♫ Sled Racing - Club Penguin
♫ Interior Shop - Tomodachi Collection
♫ Battle! (Hop) - Pokemon Sword and Shield
♫ Coin Heaven - New Super Mario Bros. Wii
♫ Game Selection Menu - Wii Play
♫ Meta Knight's Revenge - Super Smash Bros. Brawl
♫ World 1 (Retro Maze World) - Pac-Man Arrangement
♫ File Select - Super Mario Galaxy
♫ Pac Man's Park/Block Town - Super Smash Bros. Ultimate
♫ Battle! (Gym Leader, final Pokemon) - Pokemon Black and White 2
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♫ (Outro Music) Battle Mode - Mario Kart DS
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Thank you all for your support. I really do love and appreciate every single one of you (:
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00:00 - Intro
00:44 - What is a tree?
01:21 - Counting the trees
14:33 - Speedruns
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@beanzard64
@beanzard64 Ай бұрын
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@jimrdm71
@jimrdm71 Ай бұрын
Hello Bean
@cubinator3826
@cubinator3826 Ай бұрын
Hola bean
@electricmcpro8814
@electricmcpro8814 Ай бұрын
bonjour bean
@DoubleDeadSkull
@DoubleDeadSkull Ай бұрын
konichiwa bean
@sonicwaveinfinitymiddwelle8555
@sonicwaveinfinitymiddwelle8555 Ай бұрын
Part 2 where you explore the maximum amount of trees out of bounds and tress with no collision you could reach with real players and with TAS
@DocDocGoose15
@DocDocGoose15 Ай бұрын
What I learned from this video: 1. Game developers like putting tress in games 2. A rock is not a tree 3. Mario Kart has a lot of trees
@sleeper6548
@sleeper6548 19 күн бұрын
What i couldn't learn from the video:- What the fuck counts as a tree?
@isaacthered
@isaacthered Ай бұрын
Don't worry! Since a bunch of different plant species independently evolved into trees, scientists also struggle to define what a tree is!
@JoshuaRennig
@JoshuaRennig Ай бұрын
scientists, you mean like someone who practices the scientific method?
@newmeta2668
@newmeta2668 Ай бұрын
@@JoshuaRennigSpecifically biologists who specialize in taxonomy.
@absolutemaniac7368
@absolutemaniac7368 Ай бұрын
Don't worry! Jay eazy drops-
@Alex_...34565
@Alex_...34565 Ай бұрын
yup. I am a biology student. Its actually crazy how weird taxonomie can be. Species were defined by similarities before we knew genetics, which means that parts of the category system are at least partially wrong, or that certain things are a little blurry, like the definition for trees. Thats why the taxonomie is always changing. For example, in the 90s, a scientist discovered that there are actually not 2 domains (procaryotes and eucaryotes), but actually 3. The 3rd on are the archaea, which have unique metabolism and are biochemically​ and genetically similar to eucaryotes, but they are single celled organisms without a nucleous, so scientists thought they were bacteria before biochemistry and genetics got good enough to test it that way.@@JoshuaRennig
@ZNotFound
@ZNotFound Ай бұрын
​@@newmeta2668Taxonomy? There are taxes in biology?
@merrilly-
@merrilly- Ай бұрын
I honestly would not have clicked if you didn't put "Trust me, this is interesting" in the thumbnail lol
@pooppoopbutwithp-lf2ci
@pooppoopbutwithp-lf2ci Ай бұрын
Same here
@kylequincena4238
@kylequincena4238 Ай бұрын
fr
@sister_moon
@sister_moon Ай бұрын
same actually lol
@sisos4771
@sisos4771 Ай бұрын
Fr
@Funcijej
@Funcijej Ай бұрын
Jan misali meta for real
@Azrage
@Azrage Ай бұрын
I think you hypnotized me or something because I was so engrossed I didn't realize I was watching a man on the internet count trees in mario kart until like 120 trees in. I don't understand why it was so entertaining, but I want more so I'm subscribed now.
@beanzard64
@beanzard64 Ай бұрын
Thanks haha
@IdolAmyRose
@IdolAmyRose 5 күн бұрын
It is truly very comforting and engaging for some reason...
@raybk9677
@raybk9677 Ай бұрын
"i dont think there are any trees on this track" proceeds to have a 3rd of the trees found so far
@thomasjacobsen8277
@thomasjacobsen8277 28 күн бұрын
How has no one replied to this yet?
@doodleplayer4014
@doodleplayer4014 26 күн бұрын
Maybe it's because there are so many they aren't memorable.
@ValaAssistant
@ValaAssistant 24 күн бұрын
The denouncement of Stalin and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race
@Theeclarencebird
@Theeclarencebird 22 күн бұрын
@@ValaAssistantdenouncement of yo mama
@sweetmesaJS
@sweetmesaJS 22 күн бұрын
@@Theeclarencebirdholy moly 😲
@cubinator3826
@cubinator3826 Ай бұрын
It’s funny that a lot of trees are on the desolate lava wasteland.
@hypanusamericanus9058
@hypanusamericanus9058 Ай бұрын
Grumble Volcano is one giant reference to World 8 from New Super Mario Bros. so it makes sense because World 8-1 is set in a haunted forest.
@cubinator3826
@cubinator3826 Ай бұрын
@@hypanusamericanus9058 thanks for informing me, I didn’t know that
@lily_littleangel
@lily_littleangel Ай бұрын
On top of that, volcanic ash is very nutrious for plants, so it kinda makes sense.
@cubinator3826
@cubinator3826 Ай бұрын
@@lily_littleangel wait, really?!
@2yoyoyo1Unplugged
@2yoyoyo1Unplugged Ай бұрын
@@cubinator3826Yes actually. Burned wood and stuff im general is full of minerals from the heat causing chemical reactions. This is true of forest fires too, at least non catastrophic ones. Natural forest fires actually cause explosions in ecosystem plant health within a generation or so. Volcanic ash is full of minerals from the mantle and crust, so it is even healthier. It replenishes the mineral content of soil that over a long period of time may be barren or becoming so.
@sandrin0
@sandrin0 Ай бұрын
at first I thought this video was going to be some kind of mkwii tree analysis video essay, but when the counting began it started to feel like a setup to a punchline, but the video just kept on going and the whole thing ended up being played entirely straight. a truly kafkaesque video if I've ever seen one
@lolnothxyt
@lolnothxyt Ай бұрын
Why did I trust him
@harrypotter5460
@harrypotter5460 Ай бұрын
It’s funny you asked “what is a tree” since even in real life, biologists don’t have a consensus on what counts as a tree.
@jackshadowbrowse
@jackshadowbrowse Ай бұрын
It's just like fish. If it's fish shaped, it's a fish. No matter how unrelated they all are
@anpruch
@anpruch Ай бұрын
​@@jackshadowbrowsequite a few linguistic generalized concepts don't act like a binary switch "it's a tree, and it's not", but a spectrum with the objects what are closer to the core of the definition (this prototypical entity, representing the generalized concept in speakers' minds), and objects that hang out at the periphery. Birds, nuts, trees, fruits, receptacles for liquids etc. It's really interesting!
@jackshadowbrowse
@jackshadowbrowse Ай бұрын
@@anpruch for fish and trees, it both linguistic and taxonomic. Since "fish" is the best shape for free-swimming aquatic creatures, so many unrelated things have become fish. It's the same with trees, just that plants have drastic enough differences that we can reasonably argue about them. It really is pretty fun to learn about
@TransDrummer1312
@TransDrummer1312 9 күн бұрын
@@anpruchjust like gender lol
@anpruch
@anpruch 8 күн бұрын
@@TransDrummer1312 gender is a bit different, in my opinion. It's ambiguous, but it's more of a social construct than a linguistic problem. It can be studied in sociolinguistics, but it's still a question of identity (both personal and collective sometimes)
@rikytie7011
@rikytie7011 Ай бұрын
this is definitely the beginning of a 3 hours long Summoning Salt WR history video
@DictatePM
@DictatePM Ай бұрын
Everyone thought that Popi69's run was unbeatable, but then, xXILikeSoupXx did the unthinkable...
@InMyElement
@InMyElement Ай бұрын
After 6 months of grueling daily runs making no progress, he was able to get on a run with a pace never before seen, what happened next was simply unimaginable for earlier runners.
@The76532
@The76532 Ай бұрын
Home: were finally landing intensifies "however, Jotaro would go on to take a break from the game for a few months. in that time new speedrunners such as Joseph and polnareff would go on to set some close times but none were able to reach Jotaro's time. on april 19th, Kakyoin was able to get close with a 17:39 but not close enough."
@DictatePM
@DictatePM Ай бұрын
​@@The76532Now, you may think the world record at that time was nearly, perfect. No, no, you would be very wrong. What happened in the next days, would go on to change the All Trees speedrun forever. On February 29th, 2024, a person named 1minus1equals1 discovered a new glitch in Mario Kart Wii, something, that would blow the mind of some veteran runners of this category. *Patricia Taxxon - Wavetable* Let me present to you... (continue with silly glitch name)
@HomegirlMontoyaDPS
@HomegirlMontoyaDPS Ай бұрын
​@@The76532for 4 years, the world record remained untouched, and activity faded. the run was dead. but then, when everyone least expected it, a familiar face returned to reclaim his title and breathe new life into the legendary category. his name was iggy.
@skyro4444
@skyro4444 Ай бұрын
Next question: how many grains of sand are on gba shy guy beach
@FrostJaeger
@FrostJaeger Ай бұрын
You could actually find that out if you know the length of the car and how many grains of sand are in a said length of beach.
@huhneat8908
@huhneat8908 Ай бұрын
3
@flammywam
@flammywam Ай бұрын
At least six
@klausi5555
@klausi5555 Ай бұрын
Count how many sand is here, Omega
@Mauripsu
@Mauripsu Ай бұрын
@@klausi5555 What did you do that for!? It's gonna take him eons!
@H4XXOR666
@H4XXOR666 Ай бұрын
There's 7.06 trees on average per track in MKWii, with a standard deviation of 10.34. They're skewed positively at +2.20 and follow an exponential distribution quite closely.
@fossilfighters101
@fossilfighters101 Ай бұрын
soon the entire game will be nothing but trees😔
@elliotgreen2008
@elliotgreen2008 Ай бұрын
I just finished my exams don't make me think about this again
@louloudaki_
@louloudaki_ Ай бұрын
this is the most important information i’ve read all day
@___AVARICE___
@___AVARICE___ Ай бұрын
Have you been diagnosed as well?
@H4XXOR666
@H4XXOR666 Ай бұрын
@@___AVARICE___ Diagnosed as a statistician 😎
@renjaminnifer
@renjaminnifer Ай бұрын
this video felt like i was sitting next to u on the couch as you attempted this. looking up from my art to be like "dang, man. that IS a lot of trees" as u explain this to me. felt very cozy, liked it a lot
@beanzard64
@beanzard64 Ай бұрын
Glad you enjoyed (-:
@Squirl7504
@Squirl7504 Ай бұрын
+
@user-lb6yt7my1x
@user-lb6yt7my1x Ай бұрын
I had no clue that a tree had to obviously resemble a tree to be a tree, Thank you for the information!
@blueandgoldMACAW7
@blueandgoldMACAW7 Ай бұрын
Do tree shaped rocks count?
@thisismyname2185
@thisismyname2185 Ай бұрын
iirc palm trees are not trees, but they are tree shaped, so they count
@lifionda5882
@lifionda5882 Ай бұрын
​@thisismyname2185 they aren't trees since they don't have branches. therefore, they can't be categorized as trees. It is more like a giant herb or weed
@mariannaluciliasericata4195
@mariannaluciliasericata4195 Ай бұрын
​@@lifionda5882 Yeah, exactly. I wanted to point out that. They should probably be left out of the speedrun if we want to be this an accurate "hitting every tree speedrun".
@cmyk8964
@cmyk8964 Ай бұрын
I think the more accurate question answered here is “How many TANGIBLE trees are there in MKWii?”
@ianmoore5502
@ianmoore5502 Ай бұрын
Yeah i immediately became enraged at the fact that intangible and unreachable trees don't count But I understand the reasoning and he got my watch minutes all the same. Plus sub'd. Good attitude from creator
@guruthemaster4516
@guruthemaster4516 Ай бұрын
@@ianmoore5502thank you for giving me the mental image of someone raging over intangible trees
@SIDEKICKDUSTY
@SIDEKICKDUSTY Ай бұрын
If I were to suspect something of being a tree, and it looked exactly like a tree, but when I tried to touch it to find out if it felt like a tree, my hand passed right through as if nothing were there, I would not conclude that this was an intangible tree, rather I would suspect there was not actually a tree there
@ttechh18
@ttechh18 Ай бұрын
Yeah maybe just putting an asterisk * in the title and then explaining it in the vid would be alright
@thegreygoblin5165
@thegreygoblin5165 Ай бұрын
I had no idea that "all tree" was a speedrun category
@ThePuzzled1
@ThePuzzled1 Ай бұрын
Defining what a tree is in real life is hard too. Pine trees, apple trees, and palm trees are not closely related at all but they're all still considered trees
@immosha
@immosha Ай бұрын
Actually, palm trees are not considered trees, just tree-like, because of the fact they don’t have a vascular cambium or wood.
@chelefr
@chelefr Ай бұрын
Also bambú
@quackelstheduck2040
@quackelstheduck2040 Ай бұрын
Also particularly large cactus, apparently, while regular or small are called shrubs.
@Abby_Liu
@Abby_Liu Ай бұрын
In my gardening mobile game the category is called “large plants” so I think calling all those trees even is a bit controversial
@thatfunkyduck
@thatfunkyduck Ай бұрын
​@@Abby_Liuwhat game is that?
@rehype3899
@rehype3899 Ай бұрын
Just so you know, the thumbnail works, i mainly clicked because of the "trust me this is interesting"
@jakeperr636
@jakeperr636 Ай бұрын
Fun fact: trees are made out of wood and leaves!
@MyLeg_Fred
@MyLeg_Fred Ай бұрын
Lies
@BabyPowderW
@BabyPowderW Ай бұрын
I thought they were made of polygons
@xArcxia_07
@xArcxia_07 Ай бұрын
Nah bro. Trees are made out of trees. Duh. 🙄
@whamer100
@whamer100 Ай бұрын
NOWAYING
@kitsunami7251
@kitsunami7251 Ай бұрын
Leaves? Where?
@BlackcapCoder
@BlackcapCoder Ай бұрын
The moral thing to do in this situation is to use MAX% rules. So this is a glitchless max tree% run, and if someone can somehow hit more trees than you without glitchess, their run is better than yours regardless of speed
@KattDa
@KattDa Ай бұрын
I really think this idea is the best way to go about it, max% all the way!! 🎉
@theSato
@theSato Ай бұрын
lots of arguing over what counts as a glitch then. what if someone just takes a booster just right to clear the invisible walls and hit an "out of bounds" tree that still has collision? thats not a glitch, really, just exceeding what the devs thought possible.
@bingonoid
@bingonoid Ай бұрын
I agree that not doing this would be immoral and would make whoever did it a bad person
@cobrak1ngs
@cobrak1ngs Ай бұрын
​@@theSatoout of bounds is a glitch
@kintustis
@kintustis Ай бұрын
Max tree% no OOB, glitchless
@knifefish1491
@knifefish1491 Ай бұрын
I came into this at 0.25 speed so I really enjoyed “Tttrrrreeeeeeessssss.”
@NathanielBandy
@NathanielBandy Ай бұрын
The important questions
@portal7314
@portal7314 Ай бұрын
Hey cutie 😘
@HuneeBruh
@HuneeBruh Ай бұрын
Hold up, ain’t this Nathaniel B?
@AintNoJohn
@AintNoJohn Ай бұрын
Does this count as self harm
@CleverUsername69420
@CleverUsername69420 Ай бұрын
As a psychology student, can confirm that yes it is
@YeloDoesStuff
@YeloDoesStuff Ай бұрын
Yes
@schnitzelesser.
@schnitzelesser. Ай бұрын
you guys are rookies fr
@aaronwhite1038
@aaronwhite1038 Ай бұрын
This made me chuckle out loud
@LiterallyMark1
@LiterallyMark1 Ай бұрын
@@CleverUsername69420does being a psychology student count as self half?
@treacherous-doctor
@treacherous-doctor Ай бұрын
you'd think that with the amount of times I've gone careening into a tree as a kid, it would be easier to hit every tree in the game
@gonegogone
@gonegogone Ай бұрын
This is my favorite genre of youtube: obscure/absurdly-useless retro video game facts from youtuber I've never met before. SUBBED
@Waffletigercat
@Waffletigercat Ай бұрын
I just took 9000 psychic damage hearing Mario Kart Wii called “retro”. I was already an adult when it released. :(
@gonegogone
@gonegogone Ай бұрын
@@Waffletigercat I just assume if it's "x" console generations ago: then it's retro. I don't have solid numbers on that :( I'm sorry!!
@Waffletigercat
@Waffletigercat Ай бұрын
@@gonegogone Honestly, I think most people would consider it retro these days. But it still hurt to hear. lol
@gonegogone
@gonegogone Ай бұрын
@@Waffletigercat That's faaaair. lmao I'm just used to my faves being retro
@supershysiri
@supershysiri Ай бұрын
exactly
@gacd2104
@gacd2104 Ай бұрын
"It's 2am, I should get some sleep" KZbin:
@TotallyDapper
@TotallyDapper Ай бұрын
“It’s 3:45 here, I have stuff to do in the morning, I should go to bed.” KZbin:
@eldritchcatgirl
@eldritchcatgirl 6 күн бұрын
440 am so i win
@bart4210
@bart4210 4 күн бұрын
It is indeed 2am at the moment
@joshslater2426
@joshslater2426 Ай бұрын
This is a weirdly interesting concept. I’ve never sat down and asked “how many different types of trees are there in Mario Kart Wii?”, but I’m glad an answer exists. I guess my favourites are the sentient ones from the GCN tracks, but they’re usually not part of the map.
@Alex_...34565
@Alex_...34565 Ай бұрын
it for some reason really made me think about the game design XD
@avizandum5770
@avizandum5770 Ай бұрын
Alternative Title: Mario Kart Tree
@Waffletigercat
@Waffletigercat Ай бұрын
Mario Kart Trii*
@Goolix_Aero
@Goolix_Aero Ай бұрын
Mario Kart Twii*
@kodiakbricks5821
@kodiakbricks5821 Ай бұрын
"Yes! It doesn't have collision! It doesn't count as a tree!" -George of the Jungle
@glenmorrison8080
@glenmorrison8080 Ай бұрын
0:27 PhD in botany here. Palms are actually considered as their own unique "growth form", separate from trees. So someone could shave off a lot of time in Mario Kart by taking a botanically correct definition of "tree"... 😎
@sakhiy
@sakhiy Күн бұрын
About 73 of those trees are palms if y'all wondering
@Progamingzone847
@Progamingzone847 Ай бұрын
the trees can't be harmed if the Lorax is armed
@tokki3149
@tokki3149 Ай бұрын
there's something almost cute about a grown man playing mk, driving around as toadette and bonking into trees to count them all? idk but it was very entertaining 😊
@leedlelel2373
@leedlelel2373 Ай бұрын
woah
@sebatheepik
@sebatheepik Ай бұрын
C-cute?
@geminiman5580
@geminiman5580 Ай бұрын
wowzers
@tokki3149
@tokki3149 Ай бұрын
im so confused at the replies to this 😅
@sarahlein9191
@sarahlein9191 Ай бұрын
Mommy 😮
@BtHacha
@BtHacha Ай бұрын
"First thing first" Me: a sponsor Bean: what is a tree
@SayfuHQ
@SayfuHQ Ай бұрын
I can't believe i have sat for 35 minutes watching a man bump into trees on mario kart and enjoyed it
@dantesdiscoinfernolol
@dantesdiscoinfernolol Ай бұрын
Can't wait for the Jan Misali collab, "How many trees are there in the Super Mario Series?"
@youcantbeatD
@youcantbeatD Ай бұрын
Honestly, you don't have to put "trust me, this is interesting" in a thumbnail with a video concept like this. The strange concept alone is enough for me to watch
@snowparody
@snowparody Ай бұрын
That was the thing that made me click
@hello7937
@hello7937 Ай бұрын
i would've never clicked without that part
@blowing_up
@blowing_up Ай бұрын
I also wouldn’t have watched without that part
@Thylonicus
@Thylonicus Ай бұрын
I wouldn't have, either. I wish I hadn't. This was exactly as uninteresting as it seemed. 😑
@toyo8460
@toyo8460 Ай бұрын
​@@Thylonicussame.
@ThesacredRat-q2i
@ThesacredRat-q2i 29 күн бұрын
What truly makes a tree is collision and resemblance, a true master of biology.
@ninetailedfox579121
@ninetailedfox579121 27 күн бұрын
Biologists everywhere asking why they didn't think of this.
@ThesacredRat-q2i
@ThesacredRat-q2i 11 күн бұрын
💯
@houserhouse
@houserhouse Ай бұрын
Communicating information in novel and efficient ways is the tried and true best past time in human history, and video essays like this are a piece of that linguistic history in the making
@amandas6572
@amandas6572 18 күн бұрын
This is beautiful
@slimefelix
@slimefelix Ай бұрын
there is at least one tree
@beanzard64
@beanzard64 Ай бұрын
This is true
@RedLuigiE
@RedLuigiE Ай бұрын
Is this a parody of the jon Misali How Many Mario Games Are There (I promise this is interesting)? It really seems like it throughout the intro and its hilarious, especially the defining a tree section.
@galaxypedestalfan
@galaxypedestalfan Ай бұрын
I honestly thought it was Jan Misali at first due to the thumbnail, the Mario-game related counting, and the trees (which feature in Jan Misali’s greatest video, ‘here’s tree’)
@Sabagegah
@Sabagegah Ай бұрын
There should be a glitchless category and a glitches allowed category, but for the glitches allowed category you have to touch all the glitch-only trees too.
@sergioandresquirogavelarde6816
@sergioandresquirogavelarde6816 Ай бұрын
That was my first though when he said glitches too
@thebe_stone
@thebe_stone Ай бұрын
the new youtube meta is just put "this video is intersting" in the thumbnail
@samstade5598
@samstade5598 Ай бұрын
Can't wait for the summoning salt video 5 years from now.
@cubinator3826
@cubinator3826 Ай бұрын
I love trees, I use them to breathe.😁
@Daymare19
@Daymare19 Ай бұрын
Wait you use the trees themselves to breath and not just the oxygen from them?
@cubinator3826
@cubinator3826 Ай бұрын
@@Daymare19 yeah bro I’m an alien.
@Daymare19
@Daymare19 Ай бұрын
@@cubinator3826 nice
@emdove
@emdove Ай бұрын
Slurping that O2 right outta them leaves.
@cubinator3826
@cubinator3826 Ай бұрын
@@emdove yessir
@EJMStudio10
@EJMStudio10 Ай бұрын
This video is the first thing I'm showing a medieval peasant when we finally invent time travel
@SuperXzm
@SuperXzm Ай бұрын
The pure essence of Nintendo essays "But first, what IS a tree?"
@jackybones5887
@jackybones5887 Ай бұрын
I love the Wii noises you edited in for the text and bumping into stuff. Great detail
@beanzard64
@beanzard64 Ай бұрын
Thanks!
@passive-aggressive
@passive-aggressive Ай бұрын
Naming yourself the Lorax is actually so hidden and great
@user-bz8rb9jp4u
@user-bz8rb9jp4u 24 күн бұрын
i thought this would be some video essay about how the trees drove the community insane and there were some spooky mystery glitch trees that made this an extremely hard question to answer but no, this is literally just a video counting all the trees
@entelcresta
@entelcresta Ай бұрын
toad: toadette, why are you so bruised? toadette: oh...uhmm...I like trees
@KZA_
@KZA_ Ай бұрын
I never knew driving into trees could be so entertaining, cool video!
@beanzard64
@beanzard64 Ай бұрын
Thank you!
@supersmilyface1
@supersmilyface1 Ай бұрын
Treedrun.
@DictatePM
@DictatePM Ай бұрын
That is so clever haha
@drzombie9485
@drzombie9485 Ай бұрын
the definition of a tree actually applies to trees irl as well!
@eudaldgarrofe
@eudaldgarrofe Ай бұрын
Drunk driving be like
@xinshengbing5743
@xinshengbing5743 Ай бұрын
We need a tas of this.
@Lssr933
@Lssr933 Ай бұрын
Someone is working on it
@singers6443
@singers6443 Ай бұрын
tree assisted speedrun
@guardtheyorkie
@guardtheyorkie Ай бұрын
2:27 sir a toadette has hit the 2nd tree
@AndyLundeen
@AndyLundeen Ай бұрын
“Hit all the trees speedrunning” - me playing disc golf
@Jushico12
@Jushico12 Ай бұрын
ngl i clicked on this video expecting incredibly boring/mundane background noise to listen to while drawing. 36 minutes later and my canvas is still blank & I'm subbed! Great vid!
@beanzard64
@beanzard64 Ай бұрын
Thank you! Glad you liked the video (:
@GigasGMX
@GigasGMX Ай бұрын
Did you know that palm "trees" are actually a type of grass?
@HoosierMan1816
@HoosierMan1816 Ай бұрын
That's a myth. Some palms have wood and some produce fruit. Grass doesn't do either.
@Pixel-Jam
@Pixel-Jam Ай бұрын
@@HoosierMan1816while they are tree-like botanically speaking they are closer related to grasses than they are other trees, they also dont grow like any tree
@jiaan100
@jiaan100 Ай бұрын
​@@HoosierMan1816 you're a myth
@tomp6470
@tomp6470 Ай бұрын
​@@Pixel-Jam soooo... not grass
@Genesis-Grant
@Genesis-Grant Ай бұрын
Lets call em palm trass instead
@finleymaster101
@finleymaster101 Ай бұрын
This video was brought to you by the Lorax
@isobarkley
@isobarkley Ай бұрын
inventing a speedrun category and running it is such a W
@amberhernandez
@amberhernandez Ай бұрын
It'd be fascinating to see how people angle themselves to hit consecutive trees, like if the desert series can be chain-hit somehow. That'd shave a looooot of time off!
@maplechandelure
@maplechandelure Ай бұрын
maple treeway not in first?! well, i suppose having the hardest tree to access is a first place achievement...
@SpaceyShippy
@SpaceyShippy Ай бұрын
Well done, Bean. You've touched a lot of trees. But now I think it's time you went outside and touched some grass
@I-did-September-11th
@I-did-September-11th Ай бұрын
You can find a youtube documentary on anything. Adding to my list along with Simpsons Season 7 DVD box, & which way is the Krusty Krab.
@ninetailedfox579121
@ninetailedfox579121 27 күн бұрын
Is there a KZbin documentary on KZbin documentaries?
@kcryrine5056
@kcryrine5056 Ай бұрын
i was impressed & exhausted at the thought of counting all those trees, and then i saw how much more video was left and went wait.. this guy's gonna grind this???
@zachpro5475
@zachpro5475 Ай бұрын
Now touch trees on every custom track in this game
@m_arto
@m_arto Ай бұрын
I feel like a 32 track tree% would be really interesting. Like, finish all races, whilst touching every tree. Would avoid level menu movement, backtracking on some courses, and would make the kart choice much more varied
@TooMuchDad
@TooMuchDad Ай бұрын
I was hoping for a 36 minute video about how many trees are in Mario Kart Wii, thank god it’s here
@58.jpegs-in-C.._
@58.jpegs-in-C.._ Ай бұрын
I consider this to be a non-canon but distinct entry of the “How Many Super Mario Games Are There?”series (Seriously tho this is a nice video)
@beanzard64
@beanzard64 Ай бұрын
Thank you!
@culfy
@culfy Ай бұрын
"touch grass" was taken to the limit here - nice video :D
@donauprofi8280
@donauprofi8280 Ай бұрын
I‘ve been struggling with KZbin algorithm lately, but this is geniunely a video I am interested in, FINALLY. Thanks xD
@Whatthesac
@Whatthesac Ай бұрын
"For something to count as a tree it needs to obviously resemble a tree." This is content right there.
@Sabagegah
@Sabagegah Ай бұрын
We must consider the debate on whether palms are trees.
@Gl1tchyGuy
@Gl1tchyGuy Ай бұрын
its funny how you can even make a video about trees in a mariokart game super entertaining, keep it up :)
@beanzard64
@beanzard64 Ай бұрын
Thanks man!
@Maja_Flocke
@Maja_Flocke Ай бұрын
You got me with that thumbnail and I must say, it definitely WAS interesting, thumbs up. I will watch another video xD 👍
@heythere7130
@heythere7130 Ай бұрын
just rawrogged this video at 1x speed, no other distractions, nice job dude it was captivating to watch
@Luigi8206
@Luigi8206 Ай бұрын
I just saved this video for when I eat, I’m gonna trust you, you better not ruin my break. edit: great video, had a nice break.
@kianr2200
@kianr2200 Ай бұрын
i trusted and indeed it was interesting, i love silly speedruns. your content, and how you present it is great, keep doing what you do my fella
@beanzard64
@beanzard64 Ай бұрын
Thank you!
@ccproductions999
@ccproductions999 Ай бұрын
Me: Mom can we have any Austin? Mom: we have any Austin at home. Any Austin at home:
@iminumst7827
@iminumst7827 Ай бұрын
Cool, now count how many trees in a Minecraft world.
@cavity131
@cavity131 Ай бұрын
Take a drink everytime skips a bonk on a tree. Take a drink everytime lost count. Schedule an uber to take you to the hospital when done.
@natz3284
@natz3284 Ай бұрын
Forget the hospital, rebook an Uber to take you straight to the morgue 💀
@kee5699
@kee5699 Ай бұрын
At that point you might want to skip the hospital and get a hearse instead
@cubinator3826
@cubinator3826 Ай бұрын
The first butter tree being on MUSHROOM gorge and not the meadow track is pretty funny.
@Duplex27
@Duplex27 Ай бұрын
As a tree on GBA Shy Guy Beach I can confirm this is true
@Ham.amsa7
@Ham.amsa7 Ай бұрын
I just watched a man count trees in a video game for 15 straight minutes. I have no regrets.
@samuelgawlowski1495
@samuelgawlowski1495 Ай бұрын
I want an hour long video of you counting trees in different games and being surprised by how many or how few there are to fall asleep to. This is strangely calming to me.
@juiciebox
@juiciebox Ай бұрын
Yesss I was going to say this is oddly unintentional ASMR! Without the music I'd be snoozing rn
@Shrek_es_mi_pastor
@Shrek_es_mi_pastor Ай бұрын
Count sheep
@Ascension721
@Ascension721 Ай бұрын
That one jungle parkway hit was crazy, thought you missed
@matacust.wizard1033
@matacust.wizard1033 Ай бұрын
Love the bgm choices ngl
@beanzard64
@beanzard64 Ай бұрын
Thanks!
@matacust.wizard1033
@matacust.wizard1033 Ай бұрын
@@beanzard64 No worries! :D
@poisontango
@poisontango Ай бұрын
Do giant mushroom-shaped bouncy things count as trees? A tree-mushroom hybrid? I feel like they could, in the Mario universe...
@onesadfrog
@onesadfrog 15 күн бұрын
i don't know anything about speedrunning mario kart i havent played for the wii in years but i sat through this video ENRAPTURED i cheered out loud at that last run. good shit
@Goatman_Gamer
@Goatman_Gamer Ай бұрын
"Erm, actually, Palm Trees are bushes not trees."
@8bitNuke
@8bitNuke Ай бұрын
this would make a great gdq run.
@drenkrod9811
@drenkrod9811 15 күн бұрын
I genuinely love when I see a gaming video in my feed from someone I'm not subbed to that has to reassure how interesting the topic actually is in the thumbnail.
@scottydude456
@scottydude456 Ай бұрын
Technically, Palm trees are not trees, they are classified as a type of grass
@imveryanxious
@imveryanxious Ай бұрын
this is the best 2 am video i have ever watched and i mean that in the absolute best way possible. super entertaining
@beanzard64
@beanzard64 Ай бұрын
Thanks haha
@da_real_bup
@da_real_bup Ай бұрын
I was gonna start editing my ttyd video, but this is 10x more important than putting out content
@kr1st3nsb1o9
@kr1st3nsb1o9 3 күн бұрын
Best fucking video for trying to fall asleep, no joke. It's like someone counts the sheep for you.
@GuillotineRegent
@GuillotineRegent Ай бұрын
I just spent the better half of an hour watching a man count *trees*. Peak KZbin right here. Time well spent.
@skyro4444
@skyro4444 Ай бұрын
It's ironic that you're the lorax yet you're damaging trees
@beanzard64
@beanzard64 Ай бұрын
I might need to make a Once-ler Mii
@skyro4444
@skyro4444 Ай бұрын
@@beanzard64 Also make the O'hare mii and it'll be complete.
@floydy8359
@floydy8359 Ай бұрын
What a funny coincidence, i was in the midst of watching a video of yours.
@electricmcpro8814
@electricmcpro8814 Ай бұрын
me too, i was watching his nuzlocke challenge when i got this notification
@DoubleDeadSkull
@DoubleDeadSkull Ай бұрын
me too
@FreedomRoseStein
@FreedomRoseStein Ай бұрын
i watched the whole video, you actually had me here watching your ass hit trees in Mario kart wii for 30 minutes at 2:30am. My nephew goes for WR every time i watch him play.
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