The worst "shortcuts" in Mario Kart Wii

Shortcuts define Mario Kart Wii. Players use shortcuts to complete various tracks in unbelievable ways, whether it's to save 1 second or 90. However, there's a huge lack of interest in Mario Kart Wii's terrible shortcuts... the ones that don't save time, but LOSE time. In this video, I'll be showing off some of the worst "shortcuts" Mario Kart Wii has to offer... though I'm sure I've barely scratched the surface.
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00:00 - Intro
01:01 - The "shortcuts"
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#wiimmfi #ctgp #mkw

[@beanzard64]

Are there any terrible shortcuts that I missed? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Is there something down here...? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Yikes! You must have taken a long fall to land all the way down here! Before you begin your journey back to the actual video playing at the top of the page, let me offer you the free gift of a subscription to a KZbin channel with a growing library of Mario Kart Wii content. kzbin.info

[@kaishedan37]

what an annoying comment

[@kenosjumpscares]

mushroom gorge gap jump but shroomless

[@pipeframe]

XD

[@Ascension721]

​what an amazing comment

[@zackythegamer]

The DS Twilight House Super Duper Ultra Shortcut (/j)

[@Linda-]

you really invented longcuts

[@calem28]

wow

[@cerulity32k]

longpastes

[@pixelfire86]

They're still shorter... just not temporally.

[@JmKrokY]

🗿

[@korraiswaifu6245]

A shortcut runners biggest drawback is playing the game legit lol. It's like learning how to ride a bike after breaking your legs and recovering for 20yrs. I saw the pain. I feel you bro.

[@LiamDeege]

5:57 LMAO 😂 That is pure editing right there.

[@Unknown_user_6]

Lmao I thought you were gonna say 'a word from this video’s sponsor' 0:38

[@LiamDeege]

I can't even do most of the shortcuts on DDR properly and that's another reason why I hate it and why it's my least favorite track give or take along with Sherbet Land.

[@beanzard64]

There's just so much stuff you need to learn to play it properly, I don't blame you

[@emilydavidson8844]

I love ddr

[@LiamDeege]

@@beanzard64 Thanks Bean I appreciate it. The ultra I can't do because you don't have enough time to react on the 3rd part which I can't do unless I cut off slightly less, the sandhop I can't do properly half the time because I sometimes I either don't get air, I hit the cactus, or I hit the wall on the other side. The only shortcut I can do properly at times on DDR is the lake jump which is the one I primarily used by the time I was done TTing it.

[@pootis1699]

@@emilydavidson8844 the german democratic republic?

[@emilydavidson8844]

@@pootis1699 dance dance Revolution

[@rubadubmedia]

This was fun but a version of “worst shortcuts” where the risk of attempting the shortcut almost always outweighs the reward would be SWEET! (Obviously this wouldn’t apply to attempting PBs/WRs, more of a casual play perspective)

[@casablancahunter1606]

For Mario Circuit, you could've just taken the ramp 'shortcut'. It's actually slower than taking the turn normally lol.

[@Nightcaat]

The ramp saves time if you get a low trick

[@SirEEf13]

I feel like there could be some hideous respawn shortcuts on Ghost Valley and you could practically just go for driving Mario Raceway in a straight line. Wouldn't mind a part 2 of this.

[@Crow_ma_boae]

Had a buck in my account, saw the membership was 99c, what? Im buying that thing

[@beanzard64]

Yoooooo thanks man! I really appreciate that (-:

[@Crow_ma_boae]

You're awesome bro

[@Kakkemans]

Me when mc3 gets an ultra after 15/16 years WHAT THE F-

[@slitheredboyz]

Thank you so much for posting more of this outsatnding content! Keep it up man, got all hope on ya! It seems like you found all the longcuts! 😅

[@beanzard64]

Thanks!

[@realsemc]

“Longcuts”

[@CyanTheOctolin]

Love these videos bro everything about it is perfect new sub for sure!

[@beanzard64]

Thanks man!

[@CyanTheOctolin]

@@beanzard64 No Prob!

[@bertieee4]

WE ALMOST AT 20K SUBS LETS GO

[@bertieee4]

BIG 20K LETS GO

[@tiraderodeTori_]

I was just binging through a lot of your videos and today you uploaded!! niceeee

[@honeybuns6756]

Love binging your videos, they’re so relaxing and nostalgic:)

[@beanzard64]

Thank you!

[@aRealPanda]

bro your videos are actually awesome. keep it up, perfect mix between nostalgia and keeping it fresh :)

[@beanzard64]

Thanks so much!

[@DrMd-jr3xt]

Your video ideas continue to impress me

[@beanzard64]

Thank you!

[@Mostly_Roblox]

These aren't shortcuts, they're longcuts

[@Matthew_10101]

Honestly I love your channel!

[@beanzard64]

Thank you!

[@orqal]

THIS WAS SO GOOD I CAN TELL IM GONNA COME BACK TO WATCH THIS ALOT THANK YOU i watch the vehicle clan war one alot and i can tell this one is gonna be the same TY FOR THIS VID

[@beanzard64]

Thanks so much man! Glad you enjoyed

[@Rubemn]

yo bro i love ur video's, I really admire your skills in this game and you seem like a chill dude

[@beanzard64]

Thank you so much man! I appreciate it

[@sophiegrey9576]

AKA scenic routes

[@JustJAY-eb1uy]

10:37 bros wii remote went down a batter lol

[@cr_chain]

0:13 that looks so smooth. Idk how to describe it but it looks like hes going inside the thing and inside the thing theres an ice map. It looks like its both on the same map

[@ThermalJoule]

3:47 dat black hole sound

[@CodeChrisB]

I might make a TAS for the Long Cut on MG, wait a Minute😂😂😂 I fr did something simmilar before lol 😂😂

[@beanzard64]

That would be cool to see! There have actually been some TASers that have managed to do a version of it that saves a bunch of time

[@CodeChrisB]

@@beanzard64 I did dome "How to Play X" TAS for MKWii Tracks the MG one also cut at the same Position. It just fun to mess arround with Tas and do some Wild Stuff. For a content Idea, have you ever seen the Mkwii Bumpfest Videos? 2 Players 1 Lightweight in Quacker and 1 Heavy weight in Piranha Kart when thr heavy one hits the light one with speed while while the lightone also gets hit by a fake item box u can do some while stuff. Get some out of bounds or short cuts

[@johnlink9397]

Mario kart video analysis my beloved

[@Rekless_live]

Hey, do you know if there’s a way to play wiimifi on dolphin without nand?

[@shadowsheep9995]

It would be convenient to have a way to record the past lap 3/3 autopilot laps for the no shortcut ghosts

[@MarioIsAFurry23]

THIS VIDEO WAS SO AMAZINGCALTASTIC KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK

[@beanzard64]

Thank you!

[@StarLordTv13]

Hey Bean im not able to play mario kart online and playing offline is simply not hard at times. Do you have any challenges or fun things to do in mario kart while offline?

[@beanzard64]

I'd recommend playing Time Trials. There are lots of tracks (as well as glitches) to play, and there's always the incentive to keep getting better by beating your own times. It's a lot of fun!

[@StarLordTv13]

Thanks I’ve done a little bit of time trials but haven’t got into them.

[@derpyface3602]

Please… please just say Nintended at least once…

[@RADish-official]

Me playing online: On an unrelated note, you should check out the Point Blank OST, I think it fits with your personality.

[@beanzard64]

Thanks! I'll look into it

[@GaelLazerYT]

Hey how you been brother? Intersting video might try this 😅

[@beanzard64]

I've been good man! And yeah, it was fun looking for these haha

[@skipperbut]

Not sure if there's already a video about this but what I thought this video was going to be after reading the title is ranking all the commonly used shortcuts, but be showing the shortcuts that barely save any time (like the 2 mushroom pads on the left at the begining of mushroom george). Understandably that video idea could probally take some time to make. I've always wondered how much time some shortcuts actually save. (Another example, shroomless daisy circuit offload ramp)

[@beanzard64]

There are definitely a bunch of real shortcuts that just barely save time.

[@Ivanzoo]

They should be called "Longcuts".

[@Luna64_]

can't believe you'd do a shortcut and skip the red mushroom at 14:11

[@beanzard64]

One could argue that, by landing back on the ground earlier, I actually drove more of the track than if I had bounced off the mushroom, therefore not taking a shortcut

[@xinshengbing5743]

Another certified banger by the bean himself.

[@beanzard64]

Thanks, glad you liked it!

[@SpeedyCat27]

It's Called A "Longcut"

[@vincenzofranchelli2201]

I think on ddr nintendo expected.you to use both blue zippers

[@mkwmag]

sent this to my friend who’s never played the game and now he’s a professional 😄

[@TheJustice2008]

hey man whats that ost called at 1:00?

[@vaguerant]

2-Player Results - Pac-Man Arrangement

[@Psychomaniac14]

p sure the Mushroom Gorge one is just slightly worse than what the TAS does... it doesn't cut off as much, you know?

[@beanzard64]

Yeah, there's a TAS that does a similar shortcut, but it's actually really fast

[@DREAMCATCHER_1411]

Great video as always bean

[@beanzard64]

Thanks!

[@Stefsof558]

Why is no one talking abt guy sux💀💀💀

[@leftysheppey]

Nice video Beap. You need to invest in a calculator though

[@tas_clem]

Yoooo nice vid bean!

[@beanzard64]

Thank you!

[@Foster128]

18:44 oh what no???

[@beanzard64]

"Oh, ye- no!"

[@Foster128]

@@beanzard64 yeah totallyyyyyyyy…

[@beanzard64]

@@Foster128 Whether I'm recording a video or not, I don't use swear words. It's just not something I do. Even if I accidentally did at some point while recording, I'd have edited it out. I don't have any reason to lie about this.

[@Foster128]

@@beanzard64 oh mb i was js joking

[@beanzard64]

All good 👍

[@qsxsqsxs]

5:57 LMFAOOOOO

[@Vini_Times2]

So this was what you were trying to pull off

[@tLilith777]

I love your content man!!

[@beanzard64]

Thank you!

[@aname4390]

I think you accidentally did a shortcut on mushroom gorge with the 3rd mushroom skip 😅

[@briangeer1024]

blubble lake memories

[@CherryCatcher817]

wow such FAST shortcuts😯

[@LiamDeege]

Even faster than taking shortcuts on max cc lol

[@BloxyBio]

Mario kart Wii is genuinely the most broken game and I love it

[@kreppel7805]

instant noodles

[@_.streaks]

Great vid

[@beanzard64]

Thank you!

[@EXKALlBUR_]

troll face at 8:26

[@MESHALGAMEZ]

TROLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[@richardlanger4067]

Mario kart miss it a lot so fun game the culture of watching shortcut videos

[@-Comet.]

Good vid

[@da_real_bup]

This is how Mario Kart Wii was nintended to be played

[@fallgg2965]

Can you do more videos in a faster rate your one of my favorite KZbinrs and it will be great if you do this

[@beanzard64]

Thanks, I appreciate that! I currently try to upload once every week (for the most part), though I can't really do more than that for the time being

[@LiamDeege]

@@beanzard64 That's actually a good schedule if you ask me.

[@fallgg2965]

Thats completely ok man​@beanzard64

[@Marw-ve5xo]

Slower vehicles count ?

[@henimusic]

wait a sec. skipping the last mushroom pad on MG right in the middle of the track is a common shortcut, you cheated! >:(

[@KxllerEggYT]

I like to find backwards shortcuts in Mario kart Wii, just because I have unlocked everything. Also I think I heard a swear word…? 18:44

[@beanzard64]

"Oh, ye- no!"

[@Ninjakurl7]

on mushroom goerge you skipped the 3rd mushroom on the split path is that not a shortcut?

[@beanzard64]

I wouldn't say so. It may be faster, but it doesn't actually cut off any of the track.

[@sammybronk]

guess you could call these “long”cuts

[@skipbee87472]

hello bean man

[@beanzard64]

Hello

[@ToadGuy246]

ssean? because eszett is ss

[@_mksk_]

beans just better

[@cr_chain]

wait why are you using the ß (german s,kinda complicated to explain but you say it not that soft) as a b? I MEAN ITS A ß/S NOT A B 2:29

[@beanzard64]

I just use it because it looks like a B, sorry for the confusion

[@cr_chain]

@@beanzard64 oh ok makes sense

[@mtbshawn0]

How are you playing Mario kart wii online?

[@beanzard64]

There's a custom online server called Wiimmfi, it supports a bunch of DS and Wii games including Mario Kart Wii.

[@Ascension721]

Beankartwii

[@thatfroggyguy]

USE MAGICRUISER PLEASE

[@beanzard64]

Too fast

[@thatfroggyguy]

@@beanzard64 the fastest vehicle

[@TiggerTheTiger112]

woah shortcut

[@beanzard64]

Yes

[@DanielDeLeon69]

Hello bean man😊

[@CherryCatcher817]

hello bean you are awesome

[@beanzard64]

Thank you!

[@JTMF.2010]

Broo

[@ay58_]

i

[@beanzard64]

Thank you (-:

[@Piposworld.]

e

[@Kakkemans]

We when i get mario kart wii with a wii: IM TURNING ON THIS GAME AND PLAYING THE GAME

[@zakomations]

What the fuck are you talking about?

[@guapisimoprogamerhdomg7775]

q

[@ZZZane48]

FIRSTTSTSTSTSTTST

[@Douknodefox]

This is the only way my Time Trials times would be better then yours. *YIPPPEEEE*

[@chase-10]

When is Wave 6

[@cskelly3783]

Mrbeanzard3064vr

[@Rekless_live]

Hey, do you know if there’s a way to play wiimifi on dolphin without nand?

[@beanzard64]

There isn't, sorry.