Bear Simulator but I can barely stand it

[@tsukihotaru8421]

Something about butterflys landing on Kevin just feels...right. Especially the love hate relationship

[@Miss_Distress]

The reluctant Disney princess

[@calibricalypso]

Enemies to lovers 50k wip hs au

[@Taystee]

@@calibricalypso au~

[@UtopssAKAPJ]

Butterfly: "hey Kevin what you play?" in a deep voice 🤣

[@stickkid2153]

“I’m a bit of a Disney princess”. Your singing ability, popularity with butterflies and turtles, it checks out.

[@JohnPlayerDaniel]

I am the king from GERMANY

[@wombat2002]

Did you know since Disney bought fox, technically the xenomorph queen is a Disney princess

[@wombat2002]

And Lois from family guy

[@kahnatohru1906]

this is my kind of princess

[@Lady_Crispr]

Not to mention the beautiful golden hair.

[@Lycan_Sub_Scribe]

That's the last time I'm hiring that butterfly. He's a terrible assassin.

[@vendetta9353]

Lycan Sub Scribe 😂😂😂😂

[@happymilk7433]

Wait why were you trying to kill Kevin

[@colorsrrealduh]

Some noob with a channel *before he thinks life is a game and tries to kill us*

[@happymilk7433]

Colors R Real, duh That'd be a pretty cool way to go tbh. I mean, what if he gets Jim's powers and sets you on fire? Or makes you piss yourself and then drown in said piss? Or makes you eat his pufferfish?

[@chichisansonlywifeandgf8535]

Some noob with a channel then i’d probably die

[@bubblegum7046]

This video has such great Kevin Lore: 1. Butterflies have come in through his window multiple times 2. These butterflies have landed on him multiple times 3. He talks to the butterflies

[@HelloXrancidkitteh]

DISNEY PRINCESS CONFIRMED

[@thatweirdo7162]

kevin is so pale butterflies mistake him for light

[@MisterGemini]

underrated

[@UtopssAKAPJ]

Kevin could be a night light 😁

[@awfulcandlestick]

@@UtopssAKAPJ imagine going to sleep and kevin is just standing there glowing

[@UtopssAKAPJ]

@@awfulcandlestick 😰😆

[@udfdsfrgfdrgfd]

@@awfulcandlestick now that’s something I don’t want to imagine.

[@SS-hx6bv]

“I’m a bit of a Disney Princess.” Makes sense and it’s adorable

[@chiaryoba9124]

Honestly what's the likely hood butterflies just fly into your room

[@lord__pasta]

@MorganLeeR :O You stole my pet moth!! How dare you!! (I'm joking.) Also... Kevin is adorable.

[@johnjordan3552]

He would build Gulag camps as a princess

[@rockytom5889]

@MorganLeeR Lamp brother.

[@Craze_1209]

Rocky Tom L ä m p

[@АмилияФарем]

Kevin and the butterfly have such a great love-hate relationship.

[@meiner2829]

Как же хорошо знать, что люди из снг смотрят нормальный, чистый ютуб

[@Jetsky_YT]

@@meiner2829 no way me too

[@volodyadykun6490]

@@meiner2829 тільки просунуті люди з СНД, які завдяки Кевіну вивчають мову більше ніж у закладах освіти

[@rawrhanaa]

I feel like Grim would be jealous if he learned about this

[@AA-cf4es]

MEIner И не говорите.

[@GenerateDakota]

Kevin: breaks games, kills video game characters, drives people insane in rpg Also Kevin: politely asks butterfly to leave his room

[@holle.h.4570]

A true test of someone's character.

[@canylmz2034]

Because violence should only be funny in games

[@olivercharles2930]

@@canylmz2034 Hell no it shouldn't.

[@esbirdnerd]

@@olivercharles2930 Yeah it should

[@Kaeros77]

​@olivercharles2930 Hell yeah, it should be. The majority of people don't find genuine violence to be funny, and it's concerning if you think it's funny to hurt others.

[@decalcomanie123]

Bear: *Proficient in English* "I want to be smarter than average bear"

[@O_Ciel_Phant0mhive]

I give you props for being the only unique person talking about the actual bear lol

[@MissBethanieS]

Ariel was my favourite Disney Princess. Now it's Kevin ;)

[@thelonelycat6469]

I can’t agree until he gets a cat

[@Kai-zz3no]

TheLonelyCat V2 he should get a bear

[@mickey4697]

Back off

[@Hotpink51]

I see you have a thing for gingers 👀😂

[@Xehanort10]

Well they both have great singing voices.

[@danielmakranyi8533]

"I hate ducks" Yeah, you made it clear in The Walking Dead gameplay

[@crookedbuns]

This deserves more attention xD

[@MrCallofDutyReach]

Too soon

[@heyhoe168]

There is a duck simulator being released recently...

[@chillincruiser6369]

I’m sorry. A BUTTERFLY just comes in and lands on you and you’re just like “damn it not again” I have NEVER seen a butterfly in my house EVER let alone have one land on me

[@meg2769]

Chillin Cruiser his window’s open

[@zachariasprice3762]

I have Ladybugs land on me constantly. I actually like them, but I'm still waiting for the good luck they supposedly bring

[@colorsrrealduh]

Zacharias Price oof. I just get a hecka load of dog fur on me because I’m pretty sure there is more dog fur than air in this house

[@sophienah4654]

@@meg2769 i leave my window open and the most i ever get is moths and flies

[@voxsq]

It's just a butterfly

[@birdboy5381]

5:41 Kevin: *kills the feared and terrifying Ender Dragon* Also Kevin: *gets scared of little butterfly gracefully sitting on him*

[@jessbellis9510]

Have you ever seen a butterfly macro photo? They're horrifying hairy eldritch abominations.

[@birdboy5381]

@@jessbellis9510 I guess pretty up close they are a bit on the horrific side. Then again I look into the mirror and realise I'm no different at all...

[@RainWelsh]

“I’m a left-handed bear!” Most bears really are left-handed, so that’s a nice little thing they’ve put in, if that was intentional.

[@Bluelazor]

Kevin: GET OFF OF ME! Kevin one minute later: Did you see that? I'm a Disney Princess.

[@jaredthompson5636]

That butterfly was just trying to play human simulator 😢

[@ArcadeMarx]

lol

[@3bugsinatrenchcoat]

@@ArcadeMarx in the words of the great captain jack sparrow, i say "lol"

[@ArcadeMarx]

@@3bugsinatrenchcoat you look familiar have i threatened you before?

[@giantred]

As Zhuang Zhou said after awakening from a dream he could not be sure if he was a human dreaming he was a butterfly or a butterfly dreaming it was a human.

[@Otteal]

Mr. butterfly is my favorite guest star of the CallMeKevin show. Please bring him back for future appearances.

[@TF2CrunchyFrog]

Mr. Butterfly was busy, but we could book his stunt double.

[@Otteal]

@@TF2CrunchyFrog that'll be okay. As long as he has the same energy level and charisma, we can make it work

[@sapphireblue4031]

How dare you assume the butterfly's gender???!

[@Otteal]

@@sapphireblue4031 Kevin called Mr. Butterfly "he" so I followed suit lol

[@DeathnoteBB]

Sapphire Blue That’s not funny

[@seanholder1000]

Kevin: Plays Bear Simulator Comment section: only talks about the butterfly

[@jexter_xiii]

Normal people: "awh dang, another fly in the house. Oh well" Kevin: "FECK ANOTHER BUTTERFLY IN MY ROOM"

[@mrfrog0913]

Well I officially declared war on flys last year and I'm nor- accually nevermind I'm a fan of call me kevin I forgot.

[@smolfrenchtoast9799]

5:41 for Kevin being a cute Disney princess uwu

[@ozhinz]

@Salvador Fernando k

[@trisaratops8785]

so um,

[@smolfrenchtoast9799]

@Salvador Fernando wait whuuttt what I miss?

[@briantong889]

@@smolfrenchtoast9799 he showed the butterfly clip and your comment in his googling himself video

[@smolfrenchtoast9799]

@@briantong889 aaww I gotta watch it^^ Kevin really is the best

[@urk5204]

September 17th, 2019: The day we all learned that Kevin has a butterfly problem

[@katiewheeler9212]

" maybe nature just be like that" - Call Me Kevin 2019

[@frbrbrgrblgrr7777]

Katie Wheeler new jams takes a dramatic twist once it gets to the palette swap

[@TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens]

Stop with the puns, I can’t bear it

[@PrometheanGOld4]

*wheeze*

[@So-calledOjsimpson]

Nice

[@berryquick6224]

I guess you just have to uh... BEAR WITH IT

[@namename-kl3yp]

Why the big PAWS

[@CillianBritchfield]

Bear more like bore ragnarock

[@littlekitsune1]

Butterflies can eat blood and skin, so maybe you're just really tasty. Edit: Thank you for the best comment chain ever.

[@ammagon4519]

wat?

[@skromnyasha]

What?

[@JustClark10]

@@skromnyasha he said 'he said butterfly's can eat blood and skin so maybe your just really tasty hope this helps x' yeah hope it helps

[@nicholasnoland970]

Wha?

[@hypurrsakstudio3657]

@@nicholasnoland970 he said `` Butterfly's can eat blood and skin so maybe you're just realy tasty`` hope this helps x yeah hope it helps x i hope this realy helps x

[@JohnDoe-on6ru]

Kevin: **Almost kills butterfly on video** Kevin's KZbin career: "Phew, that was close"

[@Ubersupersloth]

He didn’t almost kill it at all.

[@mochadark6798]

“I’ve always wanted to be a bear” Kevin’s a furry confirmed

[@mexicanduckxii9168]

What is the suit he uses in the sims 4 for Jim as a vampire ... a bear

[@Helixxs]

UwU

[@OcelotHDEdition]

or maybe a hairy gay guy ;)

[@crookedbuns]

Jesus. First Dan and now Kevo.

[@rai4119]

Why. Did you not think of the gay bear first

[@rensv7928]

'Oh, you're a gamer too? What kind of games do you play?' Kevin: Yes

[@iingardinhio6173]

Nah

[@CHern_1153]

blood 9 0 Yes

[@dartheleven2108]

"How do I get out of here?" Immediately cuts to him out of there

[@choueriito2548]

Most bears: "I like to eat rabbits." Me, an intellectual bear: "Cabbage."

[@arsenysobiev4656]

You gotta play this more. I'm intrigued by the plot xD

[@TF2CrunchyFrog]

Spoilers: The Butler-Bear did it!

[@lobzoy]

@@TF2CrunchyFrog *internal and confused screaming of anti spoilers*

[@Piapiac]

Kevin is the best Disney Princess.

[@obiwankenobi3529]

Piapiac, yes

[@based3743]

I would love to be Kevin's white knight

[@Piapiac]

@jhhg gvgv Elsa i a queen, not a princess, Mon. Also, she is far from the best, anyway xD

[@kenzzzzie]

The title should be: “bear simulator but I can barely bear it”

[@Brittany_1992]

I was thinking that too

[@jenreii]

Bear simulator but I can bear-ly bear it

[@kailynlaven]

or bearly stand it

[@himwiththesquaretoes9461]

Bearly bear it

[@jodofe4879]

Was the first thing I thought too. Such a waste of a great title pun opportunity.

[@exiledcaptain]

6:55 Kevin fooling the viewers into walking out the window into his trap

[@John777tino]

Maybe the butterfly actually drone in disguise sent by RTgames?

[@killminewin4733]

Gotta keep an eye on the competition

[@WEYffles]

Kevin,looking at the camera: c'mon, there's actual light out there Me: *hisses at natural sunlight*

[@Jebbuh]

Kevin, you forgot to add 'Ft. Butterfly' to the title of the video!

[@Thenoobestgirl]

But that would be spoilers

[@icemanfresh]

He was just using it for views :(

[@kaylal9790]

"I've always wanted to be a bear." "Bears are terrifying." This explains so much.

[@holle.h.4570]

If only there were a narrator's life he could ruin at the same time... Though, he *did* mention David Attenborough.

[@BC_Central]

In one of the 14 million alternate timelines that doctor strange saw, Jim took the stones and said "and I am BORE RAGNAROK" and then snapped to eradicate all of humanity except for himself, Shrek, the Mole people, crotch pickens and Grim

[@emblemblade9245]

And he wasn’t satisfied with that timeline?!

[@BC_Central]

I guess that that's why they call him doctor STRANGE

[@oilandwine8]

Seriously out of the loop: who is Crotch Pickens?

[@BC_Central]

I was avoiding the comments algorithm

[@mickuri]

Luth Tate I think they mean Dick Pickens (Jim Picken’s dad)

[@skelmirsdottir]

Butterfly lands on Kevin's hair Me: He's a real Disney Princess now

[@lullabysorrow5746]

" Watch out! There are butterflies landing on people's heads!" -Gopher Mary

[@roseofindigo7911]

"I thought it was a baby but it was just a grub" Aw, bummer.

[@Razor_Afterlife]

.

[@momsmyname44]

Oh well, eat it anyway

[@mayapanini]

Nobody: J.K Rowling: _kevin and the butterfly had an intense sexual relationship_

[@DueTurnip]

*Frustrated noises* Cant upvote more!

[@DanielFernandes-nn8fn]

Now they broke up

[@TheEsam98]

An intense homosexual relationship

[@alexisrox44]

kevin: i've never wanted to go in somewhere so badly in my life

[@mango.recycle]

I hate this **likes**

[@zane9464]

Bear simulator but a butterfly constantly angers me.

[@jeonyx_x]

I'm sure as a Disney princess, Kevin's always in the mood to sing

[@tonichan89]

*SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING

[@ceoofcomedy3009]

1:08 Kevin is probably one of the only humans who can get away with saying that.

[@adamirwin9751]

6:55 POV: You burgle Kevins house and he kindly asks you to leave

[@simbasmiles5525]

Kevin shouting at a butterfly is a BIG mood... Fecking show-offs.

[@lilacgrace6025]

Kevin I love you and all but how can you hate it when an ACTUAL BUTTERFLY LANDS ON YOUR HEAD!?

[@justsomeone2391]

look at a pic of butterflies up close

[@katelivewire]

Kevin trying to get a butterfly to go out a window is the best thing I've ever seen. We need more of Mr. Butterfly. He's officially part of our cult.

[@slayertnt129]

“I thought it was a baby,I’ll eat it anyway” ......wait a minute

[@martinwolf7800]

Gopher Mary is actually the mastermind behind all of this...

[@fnasserebar]

Envirobear is just the game for you. Bear-driving-car-simulator

[@bloodybohemian]

I REMEMBER THAT GAME OMG

[@BigChillRob]

captaingames.itch.io/enviro-bear-2000 Hell yeah, Enviro-Bear.

[@lobzoy]

@@BigChillRob *wait, it exists?*

[@user-hi4sm3ig5j]

0:11 I was expecting "I've made a severe and continuous lapse of judgement" after that pun, but was disappointed.

[@patch-work]

5:40 to 6:07 is my favorite thing in youtube

[@cameronb7161]

Bear Simulator but Kevin battles a butterfly.

[@shadowfoxhd6798]

That butterfly was Kevin's biggest fan It risked it's life to land on him

[@Hexmonkey]

Even Kevin hasn’t became smarter than the average bear. How can the bear do it if he can’t.

[@competitivegamesartist4987]

No u

[@AAArnold]

Dont underestimate the average bear!

[@suntzu644]

Kevin: *reads sign* Also Kevin: "This sign wont stop me because I can't read"

[@baval5]

"defeated the demoralizing field boar" Kevin: "kill me" damn i guess it was

[@sinner9192]

Congrats on trending Kevin! ....Step one of the takeover complete. Jim will rule us all

[@potatogames5410]

I'd rather not die, thanks!

[@averagehumanperson]

@@potatogames5410 heathen!

[@potatogames5410]

@@averagehumanperson I'm sorry! But I don't want to die, even if my cause of death was Jim.

[@movingparts6270]

Normally I have *Incognito mode* turned on when I watch videos about bears.

[@Thenoobestgirl]

Wait why?

[@Aryditymi]

@@Thenoobestgirl it's a gay joke

[@lordmidori2856]

**Wait a minute here**

[@zachariasprice3762]

@@Thenoobestgirl bear is also a word used for a big hairy gay guy.

[@blotcho84]

same

[@roseofindigo7911]

"I've always wanted to be a bear" Hold on, could you PAWS for a second?

[@Thenoobestgirl]

Good one. Here's a cookie. 🍪

[@hei7846]

r/punpolice

[@synergous571]

Muffin Face r/ihavereddit

[@r01t3]

The Butterfly gave Kevin the needed knowledge to progress in the game

[@mattdeacon1858]

What we wanted to watch: bear simulator What we watched: Kevin battling a butterfly for 4 minutes

[@omegapuppyttv]

Kevin: I've always wanted to be a bear Half the comments: He's a furry The other half: He's gay

[@lobzoy]

*the other half thinks all furries are gaé*

[@miracleschmidt4342]

* hes gay for the butterfly

[@Comrade_Alpaca]

1/3: He's a furry. 1/3: He's gay. 1/3: _butterfly_

[@sleepyote]

I'm BEARLY in the mood to SIIINNNGGGG

[@Amash94]

Yogi-Oh needs to happen now. Kevin, you are a genius.

[@diggydiggyhole-fan]

With the all powerful Blue Hair White Beard Yogi.

[@appixxiazagamalli7276]

Damn Kev, your skin is brighter than my future

[@aliveslice]

So is everyone else's

[@a5hamad]

@@aliveslice ?

[@deutschlanddan]

My future's so bright, I gotta wear shades!

[@deutschlanddan]

@@TheRogueEight sure! You're referring to Kevin Hart, right?

[@deutschlanddan]

@@TheRogueEight looking for a blue light special?

[@dasfowler]

Me: *Sees title of video* Irish KZbin Man: "I have something I want to confess" Me: He has always wanted to be a bear. Irish KZbin Man: "I have always wanted to be a bear"

[@alecavalos2535]

Butterflies love you... 😂😂 That's so cute Kev! 😂😂

[@lisscat]

I don't think I've ever laughed harder when I saw Kevin freak out over a butterfly.

[@jakethedude7206]

Does anyone think kevin knows that bear is slang for a hairy burly gay dude? Lol

[@lobzoy]

*its also the name of an animal also that sentence you created disgusted me*

[@pinktribble]

@@lobzoy You sound a tad fragile mate, you okay?

[@lobzoy]

@@pinktribble i dont remember what was going through my head when i wrote that

[@terezipyrope7047]

yes maybe Kevin wasn’t even referring to the animal when he said he wanted to be a bear >>

[@Immopimmo]

@@terezipyrope7047 he's more of a cub tbh. :p

[@hamzibrahim8189]

Could’ve been: bear simulator but I cause an uproar.

[@kylesoler4139]

Oh yeah, that incident with PewDiePie.

[@michaelstufflebean5726]

Kevin: *plays game about nature* Butterdly litteraly 5 minutes later: *lands on kevin*

[@burnboy1212]

Going by the ways of the internet, being a bear means something TOTALLY different 🤣🤣🤣

[@cheesebatto]

In pretty sure 'bear' has been used since the beginning of gay culture

[@ArcadeMarx]

@@cheesebatto lol

[@dannystirling5458]

WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY I CAN BARELY BEAR IT YOU MISSED THE PERFECT PUN

[@xrgmer339]

Sorry but, ewwww.

[@wordgeneratorrecyclemachine]

@@xrgmer339 ok nerd

[@corey9183]

Can you do a video of you getting progressively drunk while playing games

[@aliveslice]

This should be more requested

[@corey9183]

@@aliveslice it would be hilarious

[@TwinkleTwinkleTruly]

Kevin is a flower confirmed! ❤️ 🌹 🦋

[@owllosaurus]

The bugs I see in my house: *Spiders, mosquitoes, fruit flies, drain flies, all the flies...* Kevin: *"AH, FECK. A BUTTERFLY!"*

[@NealJett]

I ship Kevin and the Butterfly.

[@TheEdgestrikeHD]

Hi Kevin, is Dan Mole available to talk?

[@Kimmie6772]

I love how Kevin just gets angry and confused at the butterfly whilst I'm trying to figure out how to have the same thing happen to me. It just flutters.

[@glonk1535]

Day 1 of asking Kevin to tame the butterfly

[@DivingHawker]

5:40 The magic moment.

[@NorthEevee]

Kevin struggling with a butterfly really made my morning. Now, if only I didn't have to pay taxes...

[@liquidtvafternoons5315]

Oh man I remember this game, apparently people like pewdiepie and markiplier criticized this game so much that the developer gave up due to the mad amount of hate he got.

[@LOWBORN-the-LOATHSOME]

The fans of those 2 people bandwagoned on the hate train.

[@liquidtvafternoons5315]

@@LOWBORN-the-LOATHSOME Yeah, it wasn't the KZbinrs faults as it was long ago and they probably didn't know better. Unfortunately people like them have (or had in pewdiepies case) a large following of children who are eager to agree with their idols opinion without much thought.

[@slowturtle1559]

Kevin said the pun but I wished he put bear-ly in the title 😅

[@Idn5244]

Bear simulator Goat simulator: Am i a joke to you

[@ArcadeMarx]

lol

[@jamieswales2414]

I screamed when the butterfly flew in. Scariest callmekevin video I have ever seen

[@cancelledmoomin]

something about kevin saying ‘it like i’m talking to you because he’s literally right behind the camera’ is very endearing 😂

[@whynot1606]

The butterfly is probably attracted to the bright green wall Kev

[@Xehanort10]

7:43 That makes it sound like the bear was in a life or death fight with the rabbit even though he quickly killed and ate it.

[@SomeoneYouDontKnowOfficial]

These bear puns are unbea- No, I'm not going to give into, I won't!

[@valentina1219]

Butterfly: lands on Kevin Kevin: AMGER

[@Iceclaws44]

Been watching your videos for a few days, subscribed after you called yourself a Disney princess lol love your content!

[@jordankahl8327]

Day 14 of telling Kevin that he is a wonderful detective and, apparently, a wonderful bear.

[@HTPCYMC]

Bear were actually invented by the Russians so we would make such terrible puns. It’s their national animal for a reason

[@iriscandy6377]

there. is. no. escape. I will not leave.

[@iriscandy6377]

Please give me attention.

[@IamaPERSON]

@@iriscandy6377 just did

[@iriscandy6377]

@@IamaPERSON This is just getting out hand brotha 😂😂

[@IamaPERSON]

@@iriscandy6377ha, well I watch Kevin often!

[@kidsbelikethat249]

Day 384727 of convincing Kevin to play old Barbie pc games

[@NicMediaDesign]

Loved the one with the wild horses.

[@theanxoiushero800]

That’s approximately 1054 years

[@ajmoe]

Not realistic and dumb

[@catataf]

@@ajmoe He played girlsgogames before so why not?

[@ajmoe]

@@catataf Amount of days is unrealistic and dumb.

[@roberttrudeau]

butterfly: irritating Kevin* "heres the real nature documentary" lol

[@dailygeek1334]

Congrats, Kevin! Looks like you are at the time of your life! (When that butterfly landed on your head 🦋)