Noita - All Bosses [No Damage]

[@BirdRaiserE]

With 300+ hours in this game, I can assure you that more often than not the boss fights will be either no damage or you die brutally and quickly I've no-damaged the arch alchemist before, my strategy is called "drop nukes on him from off-screen"

[@anybk4070]

Relatable

[@madychap267]

You can freeze and kick the final boss for instant kill, chainsaw the High Alchemist to death for instant kill, and giga black hole the squidward boss for near instant kill.

[@KING-lw8nv]

Too much rng for that strategy but then again its noita You just die from a single pixel everytime

[@darkbrick9098]

@@madychap267 He is immune to freezing when you pick up enough orbs

[@eugenekrabs141]

well he did say he dident want to kill them instantly

[@grimmaldus693]

"Tried to make it more or less fair" Bruh it's never fair if they are against you.

[@steampunkmage9073]

It's almost as if the boss music is for Gellot

[@nCmixam]

@@steampunkmage9073 Just imagined that. You play another metroidvania. Come into the room. There is another player. Boss HP bar shows up. There is just one word under that bar. "Gellot". That's the last thing you see before dying.

[@WadeWilson-]

I did laugh when I remembered I died like more than 1.000 times and didn't even been able to fight a boss.

[@senl1322]

All Damage [No Bosses]

[@monkeyonbuilding3236]

Im just saying doesn’t Kolmasimlä’s song give you a feeling that doesn’t exist? I keep on replaying the song because its oddly familiar, oddly entertaining and for some wierd reason, good.

[@E.Grablinski]

thats my way

[@djpupsik98]

its like gods have angered YOU

[@Good_girl_april]

Same

[@SAFIS448]

Lmao

[@what_did_you_expect]

2:11 He took the no wand editing perk, what a madman.

[@yellowcar1236]

its weird to think that after like 200 hours i still never grabbed that perk

[@seneryy]

I am pretty sure he got it by random from the cube perk

[@fluirzz9706]

@@seneryy the cube perk gives you a 50% chance that other perks collected in a holy mountain wont disappear, it doesnt give you perks at random. but there is one called "gamble" that gives you 2 random perks tho

[@hagenkreuz9378]

when oyu have maxxed wands its not terrible (still not good though the chance of blood money is way too low)

[@radhat4832]

"You can, of course, kill these bosses instantly with the right equipment, but I tried to make it more or less fair." yeah you got a point there, like fighting the 33 orb boss, and one shotting it. The boss with 33 orbs has over a trillion health.

[@CursedXyster]

finalbosss has like 5 trio hp

[@radhat4832]

still a lot to one shot

[@Marx_D._Soul]

still fully possible to one shot

[@radhat4832]

that's my point

[@tyty8484]

@@radhat4832 Try it without help ;)

[@ursoanonimo8398]

6:25 Bro, these fucking buzzsaws had me at the edge of my seat, holy fuck.

[@Pawe-gy3yo]

same, man

[@draw2death421]

*To Those Wondering!* Noita is Made By A Finnish Studio and many areas are named after the gods of The Kalevala (The Holy Book Finland used at one point) Also The Word Noita means Witch in Finnish. Here are the bosses Names Translated: 1.Three Eyed's Leg 2.Chief Alchemist 3.Scale Pike 4.Knower of Staffs 5.Three Eyed

[@fredericmunch8019]

Thanks never knew that

[@mr0661]

I feel need to correct you. Kalevala is not "The Holy Book", and has never been used as such or intended as such. It is collection of lore, collected before as it was vanishing, and conflicting stories were merged into the book called Kalevala. People like Lönnrot and Castrén aimed to preserve cultural heritage, but their works, such as Kalevala, or Kanteletar were not religious books. Kalevala is named after legendary location in old myths Kalevala (or land of Kalevala). Good translations. Though I like to add, that Scale Pike(Suomuhauki) is likely a pun, as Finnish word for dragon, lohikäärme, can be deconstructed to be Salmon(lohi) snake(käärme).

[@draw2death421]

@@mr0661 Yeah I also thought of that the suomuhauki was a joke but yeah thanks for the correction.

[@arcticguy3455]

Three eye not tree eye. Minor error. Also according to the wiki squid ward is named conisierou (however its spelt) instead of knower.

[@draw2death421]

@@arcticguy3455 fixed it

[@faultf4]

Try saying any of these boss names 15 times fast

[@draw2death421]

Easy its Finnish So Everyone can do it Easily the first bosses name is just: Tree Eyed's Leg. The next is: Chief Alchemist... and so on.

[@faultf4]

@@draw2death421 Well the stereotypes are half right then, I know 0 words in that language so it looks fully unpronounceable, to me

[@exxelsetijadi5348]

it's easy if you're a native finnish / suomi speaker

[@nestoripuumala8929]

Its very easy to pronounce them at least to me

[@desolator4662]

I can't even read the damn name

[@weebsaintnotondrugs7484]

If anyone is interested, i could try translating the boss names to English (im a native Finnish speaker)

[@fulldeck2430]

Yes please!

[@weebsaintnotondrugs7484]

@@fulldeck2430 alright, let me see

[@weebsaintnotondrugs7484]

@@fulldeck2430 Three eyes' leg Arch-alchemist Scalepike Knower of staffs Three eyes (These are probably not 100% accurate but i tried my best)

[@happymagician1699]

@@weebsaintnotondrugs7484 wow those are really direct

[@weebsaintnotondrugs7484]

@@happymagician1699 i tried my best

[@theheavynamedgamingtime]

Little note here, boss 3 (The chasm boss) isn't supposed to be beaten normally, the boss will sometimes use the spell you just cast against you, if you cast something like gigs sawblade that kills YOU 90% of the time and the boss copies it he will shred himself to bits. Oh yeah and he takes like 10% DMG from anything not cast by himself.

[@luchicrack200]

noita looks even better with gellot, just as every single game

[@NgaeGameStudio]

That's true

[@swishywish9438]

1:24 This is SPARTAAAA

[@Feuerhamster]

>Using giant sawblades I clenched so hard watching this, my entire lower half is now a singularity. You absolute madman.

[@therealbubble4696]

Its the most effective way though, Sauvojen copies the wands and spells you use against him, so a self harm spell means extra damage

[@UmaChaleiraDepressiva]

Wow, you are such a legend, you deserve more attention!

[@pch1370]

Fun fan: "kolmi" gets stronger with every orb, getting more health and new attacks with different patterns.

[@bobisnotaperson]

There are more bosses now, but this video is still amazing.

[@testaklese]

300+ hours and I still suck, so I appreciate seeing these done with fairly easily obtainable builds. It's actually helpful

[@KristSamchaos]

You are FINALLY BACK!!!

[@Voc_spooksauce]

Noita is such an amazing game, glad to see such an amazing person play it

[@sneezy1554]

the hardest thing about this game is saying the enemies names

[@maggot42069]

Its easy since im finnsih and thos enames are finnish idiot

[@hiphyro]

Nice!! I love this game so much I’m glad you did a video on it

[@Gellot]

Noita have been surprisingly addicting. I've been playing it since October, and only recently finished this video.

[@whiskhher6936]

I love Gellot VIDEOS AAAAAA

[@dusaprukiyathan1613]

This is NOT all bosses btw. There's way more if you're interested

[@pr_ank_sisters]

Imagine if Gellot dives into the esports scene.

[@hermantcherdakli2053]

League of Legends Worlds Championship First Place - All Major Teams [No Damage]

[@ChosenPizzaKing]

Thank you for playing Finnish game.

[@LeOwwAndRose]

thank you for finnishing this game

[@xislomega242]

ah, someone finally made this sort of video for noita, now the bosses seem even less scary or difficult to me.

[@sneeznoodle]

Imagine getting Sauvojen Tuntija to fire End of Everything

[@roguenarakdimitri3817]

Dude, you finish these games so fast, I've never seen that

[@Vlad_Tomai]

Wow! You defeated pit boss with giga saw blades!? Very impressive 👍

[@greehead225]

Looks like the boss was too easy, gotta start shooting at self with insta kill blades.

[@pithepieoverlord4861]

That's like, the strat with squidward He copies the spell and it kills him

[@Vlad_Tomai]

@@dyshevnyhoro @Maksim квадратный барьер, поглощённый заклинанием в силу, на искровую молнию ещё неплох. Большая чёрная дыра тоже его ломает в 0, но он слишком хаотично летать будет. Универсальная страта: поле урона на сверлящий свет с пинг-понгом (только нужно дикризами маны запастись).

[@ProfLongbeard]

First time I beat Kolmisilma I had a wand that essentially was a high fire-rate machine gun that fired tentacles, killed it in seconds.

[@therealbubble4696]

Fire is alsi very strong against him

[@ThylineTheGay]

Noita is the GOTY in my eyes

[@raddelydackelydack]

the names are in finnish so im just gonna translate them cuz they sound so funny in english kolmisilmän koipi: three eye's limb ylialkemisti: overalchemist suomuhauki: scalebass sauvojen tuntija: knower of the wands / wand knower kolmisilmä: three eye

[@highladysilver264]

Oh my goodness that hilariously bad wand you got from Suomuhauki

[@Nibgames]

Got to Kolmi for the 4th time today, after having beat him 3 times before, only to find out I could deal no damage to him?? I know how his invincibility stage works so I made sure to shoot after it, but no matter what he just wouldn't take a single hit. Anybody have a clue? Unfortunately I died because of this after a really long run.

[@nekromorg]

The names of these bosses sound like the names of finnish black metal bands.

[@donovangonzalez8406]

In deed, they are the ultimate metal head that could ever exist!

[@kaaoskaiser2627]

We were so fools for think that these are the only bosses.

[@vortekx130]

Polymorph is everyone's worst enemy.

[@pavelberov2593]

One second youre destroying everything next second youre a cute little sheep and you get one shotted by a random projectile :D

[@ukalicious]

I usually use the summon rocks spell with my telekinesis kick perk, because it does like a thousand damage, and I mostly kill bosses with that strat, it's my favorite way to win

[@mayamendez9250]

Bosses: *starts shooting round lasers* Me: what’s this, a bullet hell game?

[@hardans5414]

А ливиафан? треугольный камень? Тыквенный босс? Еще один алхимик? Зеленый друг? Еще 1 круг вызываемый заполнение глазницы гигантского черепа?

[@tyty8484]

These are all different runs? How many runs did it take to make this video? Btw, there's 2 new bosses for you to try out. 4:18 Almost gotcha! Best Dark Rouges game on the market.

[@deadstar6184]

I thinked "No damage " its hard and then i remember in this game little pixel of lava can kill you

[@_MrPixel_]

I was just playing this today and i thought did well going to just the 3 level then i see this

[@maggot42069]

Since everyone loves the boss names i planned to make custom names 0:00 Eater of Wanderers 2:14 Necromancer 3:41 Enraged Eel 5:25 Soul Eater 6:48 God of Despair-Final boss

[@meowmrrpnyanya]

you gave them a fair chance

[@aadityakhaitan4345]

You are like the god of all games like if agree

[@cultleader243]

Damm had the game for 1 year and a half never knew there were bosses

[@sheepriderkiller1181]

all bosses, no big bullet hell. that one guy that can be reached in the first layer with just a bottle of water:

[@TacoMeister2]

Piercing homing gigs sawblade kills almost all of these in one cast

[@davidlewis6728]

touhou players the first time they see kolmisilma: 7:06

[@I_am_Great_Pupuirus]

Man, where's Boss Leviathan? He lives at the bottom of the lake.

[@gustavoninjadahora5205]

Gellot god mode

[@Yurridee]

I need to play this game

[@Kingtigran04]

you should stream your playthrough's and attempts

[@cesium-salami]

Think you'll ever go back and fight the other bosses that they added?

[@БруноБуччелати-н6б]

Wait, there actually others bosses?

[@t_t-8938]

U fazed through a one 0:57 I'm calling bs

[@unironicallydel7527]

this is good and all but. since when did Noita have bosses? Any run ive seen of this game only has the one endzone boss before completion.

[@Gellot]

Well, that's because they're all optional and often hidden pretty well. There are even more bosses added after epilogue update, which are not included in this video.

[@banana_pancake7171]

I want to play this so I'll just like and go.

[@Gellot]

Be ready for a good challenge. This game is hard.

[@banana_pancake7171]

@@Gellot I love challenges :)

[@greehead225]

@@banana_pancake7171 If you do get bored playing this there's mods that can make things harder or turn you into god.

[@facefish1713]

Can you do a Wizard of Legends pride cape run?

[@Dking3078]

Hold on, all the bosses' names are in Finnish? Wow..!

[@cafe9926]

"fair" to gellot means i dont get to flex while i eviscerate you

[@user-jb8fn7ip2v]

"noita" is Finnish and means witch Even those boss names are in finnish

[@bugsworth6942]

You should try fire emblem classic mode, maniac difficulty all stages no sacrifices

[@AngelicDirt]

There's bosses in this game, who knew? :v

[@Sir_Steven]

And they're adding even more in the next update

[@Nostefau]

Finaly! Noita!

[@naynromero2481]

Im sorry but, did the character turn to gold at the end?

[@felps_4500]

Yes, aparently it says ""you are dead"" at 10:15

[@tutzdesYT]

It is possible to survive the event of this ending. Then you will be able to see, that the event turned the world and everything in it into gold.

[@naynromero2481]

I gotta see the other ending if what your saying is true, sounds cool. And felipe i didn't even see that, thank you that's crazy.

[@blarnnnn]

ambrosia: am i a joke to you?

[@dobiseasons14611]

so, Sauvojen Tuntija is not impossible to kill?

[@gustavoninjadahora5205]

NICEEE

[@gabrieldogilev1549]

Ylialkemisti is just a bigger you

[@draw2death421]

Well...yeah Hes name is Finnish for: Chief Alchemist Noita means: Witch who are Basicly alchemists. By the way: all bosses Names are Finnish if you didint know.

[@Gigas0101]

I think you can booze the end as well as gold it.

[@coolnineteenfourthreethreesix]

This game would probably kill my pc

[@pavelberov2593]

It will

[@TheJevMeister]

you forgot mecha kolmi in the powerplant

[@ukasz4416]

Check out the release date for this video. December 4, 2020 Boss robot (and the whole Power Plant in general) It was added on March 30, 2021. Well you can see that at the time the video was made, these things had not yet been added

[@TheJevMeister]

@@ukasz4416 dude this was 2 months ago

[@ukasz4416]

@@TheJevMeister Ikr

[@samum8342]

He says that killing bosses without damage, he also kills a DRAGON (which deals almost all of its damage with its teeth) with invulnerability to melee damage💀💀💀. Bro, collect invulnerability to the elements, collect 15 stainless steel and gaseous blood, then you can shoot this video even better. PS at 4:19 he would not have received damage, but died.

[@БеспечныйСтранник-р3х]

Видно ты не понял суть Noita? Объясню:правильно проходить боссов надо палочкой которая сотрёт босса в порошок с первой атаки, дезитегрирует породу в радиусе километра, и попытается убить тебя самого. А так неплохо.

[@ghostcat9621]

Забавно

[@cucabeludo493]

0:01 what the name of this drums ost ? Anyone answer me pls

[@wand6792]

Sorry for the late answer. The miniboss music is not yet available as it as part of Volume 3 of the ost, which is releasing 2020-2021. All tracks added with 1.0 will be added with it.

[@cucabeludo493]

@@wand6792 thanks !

[@redundantfridge9764]

Huh, the gameplay slightly reminds me of Terraria but a little bit slower with less color and incomprehensible boss names that would have made terraria bosses better by existing. I'm also not Finnish so there's that.

[@wobble9407]

it might look like terraria but its gameplay is vastly different, as noita is a rogue-like and thus is played in runs with no permanent progression. also all of the bosses are optional secrets except the last one who is the win condition for the normal ending.

[@redundantfridge9764]

@@wobble9407 Ah, that's how it is. Thanks for the quick break down.

[@Vlad_Tomai]

@@wobble9407 since release this game have some permanent progression (unlocking certain powerful spells by finding it in some places and doing some crazy secret stuff)

[@wobble9407]

@@Vlad_Tomai yeah but thats the only thing and they are secrets. what i meant is that you dont keep your staffs between runs and dont unlock better tools or armor like in terraria

[@gustavoninjadahora5205]

God of war all bosses no damage

[@zamfir2005]

There may be a boss newly added

[@zamfir2005]

In the wizard's den, orb room, it spawned and attacked me, its spawn was similar to the master of wands and moves/attacks similar to the grand alchemist. There were also these orbs floating around him, protecting him.

[@iwannabeyourdog4195]

Imagine playing noita with more than 10 fps

[@cafe5749]

noita vs big noita

[@DzenAuraliz]

Thats not ALL BOSSES

[@slippergun901]

you mist one gourd 3 eyes

[@kroe5234]

now do tiny and the leviathan

[@peterlindholm9388]

Wait there are bosses

[@nobodyhuman340]

Червя каждый убивал без урона

[@niborproductions252]

I didnt know noita had bosses

[@joeltehguy]

Well, now you know it has

[@niborproductions252]

@@joeltehguy jub i do

[@theanimegamerboi8589]

So albino faced squidward one of the stronger boses

[@Xizilqou]

Nice, but some of these are made less impressive because of the powerful spells you use that require unlocking

[@salmon4402]

Still, for most of them they used spells that are way underpowered for when you would be fighting them. On a decent run you could have in the hundreds or maybe thousands of dps by the time you fight any of these bosses.

[@businesstuber3978]

Bro this is super underpowered

[@hmmman2257]

Please do iceborne next. I know they take a long time but please.

[@lucadavid9297]

0:55 emh? That shot clearly hit you!

[@Shapeshifter-of-Names]

I wish you a Good Luck At Playing demon soul From PS5

[@TPguard5]

These fake nohits are so fricking funny' just look at 0:56 xDDD...

[@boyumfatihi5936]

Wooooooooow

[@paddyboylan2523]

So... You turn to gold?

[@what_did_you_expect]

That's one of the endings, yes

[@gonzax9885]

are you god?

[@redandblue1013]

Haha, not really an achievement in this game but cool gameplay

[@cheesecakelasagna]

bruh

[@ZeroCrits]

Is this like terraria?

[@pavelberov2593]

No its very different

[@ukasz4416]

something like that.