Beating Every Boss in Elden Ring With a Different Spell/Summon

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0:00 Intro
2:04 Limgrave
26:56 Liurnia
46:47 Altus Plateau
1:26:13 Ainsel River/Mohg
1:28:14 Caelid
1:49:24 Nokron/Deeproot Depths/Lake of Rot
1:55:01 Mountaintops of the Giants/Snowfield
2:19:50 Crumbling Farum Azula/Capital of Ash

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[@satyasyasatyasya5746]

Ya know, even as someone unaffected by the "you know what game" and the "you know what issues," as an ally, I am disapointed that you played and contributed to it. I'm considering unsubbing. It wasn't too much to ask of you to NOT play something, you literally had to do, literally nothing. But you couldn't even do that. It such a basic choice. Harm-reduction or not. And you picked, not?! I have every right to say this and I don't doubt reactionary so-and-sos will reply with the same sadistic screeching that they usually do, but you as a kind of "public gamer" could have and should have done better - you should have done what little you could. That's all I'm gonna say.

[@mgermaga]

What has been your favourite and least favourite challenge run you’ve ever done?

[@julianmcgee2227]

War thunder is soooo fun dudeee

[@camoplant199]

@@satyasyasatyasya5746 dude what are you talking about

[@yorak13]

@@camoplant199distortion playing the hogwarts game

[@lordzarzu7250]

If nothing else, we can all admire Dists optimism. No matter how little damage his summons have or how much damage they take, he always seems to have a positive outlook on it

[@Delta_Nox]

All the challenges runs he took on forged him some true willpower

[@josephlawter2994]

Summon: does 27 damage Dist: “Wow! Look at that damage, guys!”

[@laureloneiros1500]

if only your parents were this supportive

[@user-us4pl5di7s]

He's really come a very long way from being angry and raging often to be so relaxing, staying calm & attempting to look at the good things despite the bad outcomes. I'm really proud of him :")

[@soufianehamoumi6394]

The money behind the achievements he does sure will boost your determination

[@purplehaze2358]

25:51 I love how you were in the middle of fighting what I can only describe as a vision of death itself, and then you just have a random nearby goat trying to fight you on top of it.

[@RAWatson1989]

that goat had some beef for real

[@WolfHreda]

Those goats don't give a fuck.

[@KokaKolaMusic]

I own goats and this is 1000000% accurate

[@josiro9869]

Fighting Godskin Apostle at 1:16:47, someone says "Wasn't it daytime when you started this fight?" - my favourite moment of the vods, can't believe it didn't make the cut

[@pugwhisperer7211]

Is anyone else impressed how much interesting all bosses non modded challenge runs ideas Dist has?

[@pierocolombo2643]

Any run Dist does in general is freaking fun and enjoyable

[@marvel_simptress]

Man’s got endless ideas and content for real and I’m living for it!

[@SevenHunnid]

I hate that my parents found out i get high on my KZbin channel as my career 😤

[@scummyevilpersonrahhh]

@@SevenHunnid what the fuck are you talking about

[@buttslapper6969]

I love how dist has to reassure the chat that everything's okay and they have enough spells/summons every so often lol

[@Hermaniac8]

The region-locking makes these runs so much more interesting than they would otherwise be. A+ choice

[@prxnce6588]

@Gwyn089 are suggesting tht he didnt do this region locked???

[@sinuosalice-1434]

Region locking makes the entire game more interesting.

[@jtizzle124]

The Demihuman gank squad is my favorite summon in the game. Proud to see my boys do so well even though they weren’t fighting at 100%(daytime reasons.)

[@Aldomarsss]

Imagine being Morgott, the grace given, last king of leyndell, one of the most powerful beings in the lands between and having your ass kicked by a land squirt

[@PrinzPron]

Kinda amazed that there were just enough Spells/Summons to finish the first few regions.

[@ducksruleflorida4882]

It makes me really happy you’re posting so much on KZbin. The editing recently has been phenomenal too. Daddy Dist delivers the goods. Always.

[@elitereptilian200]

Dist has come so far in terms of keeping cool and staying relaxed during these runs through the years its like watching a totally different person and it is quite wholesome and awesome.. this run is one the best you have ever done!!

[@nolongeraperson]

Surprised you didn't use Inescapable Frenzy on Gideon. It's hilarious to do it during his monologue.

[@AlmostLikeHuman]

Man, this run takes the good old Tarkus vs Iron Golem match to a whole other level

[@miorioff]

Can we give a moment to appreciate the amount of work to edit 57 hours of streams into a 2,5 hours video? Thank you very much, incredible run, Dist! Can't wait for another challenge!

[@scottpayne7862]

Godfrey took a scarlet aonia, went horah loux and decided to style on you, grabbing you out of it a bunch just to flex.

[@pedrocorrea9048]

That was the nicest run ever, I had so much enjoyment because it’s so much stuff happening and different every time. Keep it up dist 🎉

[@lifeofasalesman01]

I gotta say….using the briars on Malenia and having it work really surprised me. I never used that spell, even on my mage. Might give it a try now

[@Fairyplay]

the summons not cooperating is so fucking comical. I just saw the ghost loretta fight and I'm already crying lmao

[@IghorWho]

i wonder if they'll add a "make summons stronger" talisman in the DLC, since there are so many summons and only a handful of them are actually any good

[@FlamingWalrus317]

This is my favorite Elden Ring run that you've done so far. So fun to watch!

[@Duckman8213]

20:12 LARXAING in the chat asking “I’m making spaghetti do you want some”

[@devalous8281]

From what I’ve seen the reason why FG didn’t transition to phase two is because of a glitch where if summons are the only thing doing damage boss phase transitions don’t work properly. If you come into contact with the boss it will usually fix itself however

[@carrotwizard3900]

Could also be related to poise damage. AFAIK Tiche's black blade attack doesn't do poise damage, which is required for FG phase transition. He ended up going to phase 2 because his leg broke, which did poise damage.

[@hohohoupufuru]

Sorcerer versus Omenkiller and Miranda was an entire story arc that could have been its own video

[@Aramis2-]

I wonder how the DLC will be. I think many challenges are bound to emerge from it.

[@dragonviper7925]

im super excited to see what batshit summons we get, i feel like we're gonna be able to summon some crazy shit

[@apoplecticwrenchmonkey]

"Every vehicle in the game is incredibly authentic" I wouldn't be able to say that bit with a straight face. I'm impressed.

[@usmanniaz1000]

Didn’t War Thunder players leak classified government documents multiple times while debating how accurate the vehicles are?

[@electrum5579]

​@@usmanniaz1000 Yes

[@colinmartin9797]

Aurelia the jelly is always far more clutch than anyone ever expects.

[@steamedhamlet]

Reading the lore on the ahes helps maximize their use. Demihuman ashes for instance are better to summon at night.

[@berniecat8756]

Watching him cheer his Pokémon was delightful

[@SolMrBadGuy]

this video doesnt do the whole run justice, watching Dist painlessly use spirits in the full run is one of the most entertaining and painful things to watch. if anyone wants to watch the whole vod, do so, because its hilarious.

[@theknightikins9397]

That might be Noble Sorcerer’s first and last boss kill.

[@thegrunch6448]

This was great, so many spells I've never seen anyone use ever

[@steamedhamlet]

Aurelia finishing off the boss from beyond beyond the grave! This game has endless great moments. This is a cool challenge.

[@SRFriso94]

All Bosses runs in this game are fun, but fuck me, do they take forever. You don't appreciate how massive this game is until you try to fight everything. And here's Dist, deciding that doing that normally doesn't take long enough and isn't hard enough.

[@eques9280]

1:20:55 Latenna : "And now, how can i get down ? I have no legs !"

[@Duckman8213]

I was there for the whole journey and it was fun. Sorry for recommending the Gelmir Staff. Those odds were not accurate.

[@alexandersergeevich9113]

Upd. This run should have the "fail counter" instead of deaths. Thank you Dist🙏

[@Delta_Nox]

Honestly best elden ring content i've ever watched that was so mesmerizing thanks for the hard work dist you're inspiring

[@grandmagertrude7676]

I love how summon only fights always bring out the anger in a streamer

[@cubialpha]

i can't recommend the full vod enough, there's soo many great moments that aren't in the video. also, for your consideration: this same run, but randomized 😏

[@priyanshumaurya007]

I have been trying to watch this challenge on your twitch VOD but i don't have much time and missed most of the stuff. Now i can finally watch the full version.

[@HydroHypo]

Arcane would scale with briars bleed. Only having 15 arcane is the reason you didn’t proc melania faster.

[@joshuapatrick682]

Also 01:49:10 the Formless Mother wants to know why you don’t call anymore. Was she really just a one night stand to you?

[@FaustusGraticus]

Watched the full vods on the other channel. Enjoyed them greatly, just outstanding content. This run had perhaps the funniest instance of Jinxtortion I've ever seen with Theodorix. Honorable mentions: Nomad vs Sanguine Noble Land Squirts vs Morgott Avionette Soldiers vs Bloodhound Knight CARMAN vs Black Knife Assassin Glintstone Sorcerer vs Omenkiller & Miranda Jarwight vs Kindred of Rot x 2 Nightmaiden & Swordstress vs Mogh (Whom honestly could've beaten Mogh) Long-suffering: Therolina Ogha Finlay

[@zero28ism]

What an amazing and fun video, I'm kinda tempted to try this challenge run myself now lmao

[@FMOptimist]

throwing in summons was smart to make this possible, even then still impressed it was doable

[@yimwee2401]

Rock throwing had me dead lmao

[@voidTheBoy7409]

Any day distortion drops a video is a good day

[@TheDevil69270]

This was a great watch ! To see how far you can push all the systems of this game is really cool. I just wish we could have gotten a little bit more insight on the various builds you used, maybe through additional editing. I would have loved to know why you uses such armor talismans or staves etc. Thanks !

[@SushiiSyndrome]

I had no idea about that guardian golem fight. Either I missed it in my own runs or I never saw you fight him before. Damn this game just keeps on giving

[@DigitalVirusX2]

I randomly stumbled upon this vid, great run btw, watched the whole thing. I also just beat Outer Wilds for the first time yesterday so I was really surprised to hear THE MUSIC at the very end

[@quentinkuhlman9273]

The most entertaining Elden Ring gameplay I’ve ever seen

[@lyinarbaeldeth2456]

Absolutely *styling* on Morgott.

[@Vex-iy8zm]

Gotta love it when summons dodge heals 😂😂 basically saying "Nah bro, conceive, believe, achieve." I got this.

[@joshuapatrick682]

Who is this Chet person you keep speaking at?

[@hugmuun]

Don't you dare diss noble sorcerer, he helped me beat Margit on my first blind Playthrough when the game came out, I didnt know where to go to find upgrades or where to upgrade, I was completely lost and stumbled upon the noble sorcerer ashes while hopelessly wandering to find anything to give me an advantage and the noble sorcerer did more damage than me when I fought him so my strategy was to summon the sorcerer and then hold margits agro as much as possible and it worked

[@bobvagana5443]

Chat literally the whole run: waaa dist is wasting a spell1!1!1!1!

[@justintime8]

This was awesome to watch live.

[@Kidkinsey]

Somebody calling him hogwash janitor around 14:00 is hilarious 😭😭

[@klaush131]

Insane run, really enjoyed it!

[@nicholasscott2118]

I was shouting Shabriri's Woe this entire video and I loved it

[@mrrd4444]

Love this!!!! You do amazing challenge runs

[@ReRubis]

It had so much memes. Watching it live was super fun.

[@Sientir]

Looking at how long this run is based on the timer, the editor is a champion.

[@arturfernandes101]

dist you know now we all want to see a putrid corpses ashes only run

[@AngryBulldogGaming]

how ironic morgot squirts all over the place during the fight and he get's beat by the squirts

[@SalokinRechra]

Horah Loux fight was hilarious. Great run

[@IAMMASONDAVIDSONGOBIN]

Omg i was pissen myself when You brought out the noble bro... "He can't even aim!"

[@behurastudio]

Watching you fight Morgott live was awesome AF!

[@2ndEnlightenment]

Would be funny to get the Bravo emote to applaud the summons when they succeed XD

[@Kylehk58]

BABE WAKE UP NEW DISTORTION2 MOVIE JUST DROPPED

[@miikael123able]

You using summons gives me some real mmo vibes, thats how it feels when you play a mmo as a healer lol

[@jormungamer-97]

This is kinda like if you turned elden ring into the fight pits in shadow of war.

[@steamedhamlet]

Mimic tear should be interesting It's technically a spell/incantation and summon

[@ryexanuri7604]

Next “challenge”: How many bosses can you kill with the Noble Sorcerer?

[@thelastgamer1]

I loved the skeletons on my first place thru they were not super strong but they cause good stagger and the keep coming back if you take aggro off them when they die

[@leek5682]

Left the best for last in limgrave with soldier of god, Rick

[@asquil7805]

I've been waiting for this video, thank you so much!

[@resid3ntwatson64]

That was crazy, pest threads chewed….. I need the buff strat

[@KomithEr]

I llike how the carian ret godskin fight took so long day turned into night by the time it was done

[@backburntoo]

Anytime I’m sad I throw this on, cheers me up every time.

[@jurpils]

Can't believe you use summons in this game. You were my hero.

[@keomajosi6199]

Great way to end the week...thanks again Dist

[@magnusbaltzersen9734]

This is so awesome Dist! You are the man

[@mentalwig420]

Missed a chance to say goodbye poison mist. You won't he missed (mist) lol

[@williamblack2904]

2:12:40 bro hyping up the Haileg tree soldiers while we all know what happens then they get to half hp.

[@purplehaze2358]

This guy saw the high single-digit and low double-digit damage output of the Noble Sorcerer and immediately decided, "Noble Sorcerer ash? More like belongs in the trash!".

[@dyroth]

This was such a fun challenge to watch

[@PandalfXII]

1:12:03 my sleep paralysis demon looking at me while i try to scream in terror

[@nolongeraperson]

You used Glintstone Stars twice! Once on a Cavalry Knight in Limgrave and then again in Caelid! It's a minor thing, but still.

[@2manyprunes]

The noble sorcerer ashes will have his day.

[@discoalice]

A run only using summons looks pretty fun too

[@curtisbrown2281]

Noble sorcerer was the true mvp of this run.

[@RylehSkeptical]

The bloodhound knight was dodging your glintstone machine gun like Neo in the matrix.

[@zyxbc4692]

this was so much fun! love this

[@susioeandno1else]

Poison mist is so great against bosses that don't move... like literally I can go afk for 15 minutes and come back anytime 😂

[@franciscodetonne4797]

Meme run potential for this game is literally astronomical.

[@eduardx9945]

just leaving a comment to promote the algorithm. Keep uploading!

[@itachileesan]

poor morgott getting beat by squirts lmao

[@dannyboy5564]

Damn, man really dropped Oleg on the runebear