Beating Minecraft Hardcore Mode With Only Wooden Tools

I am not very good at this game
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[@mikewazowski7702]

12:03 “I hate this game!” 13:02 “I love this game.” 15:46 “I don’t like this game.”

[@adrianunzueta6660]

Man's bipolar

[@mikewazowski7702]

@@adrianunzueta6660 Lol yeah

[@marge3199]

Perfectly balanced as all things should be

[@suzanyan9218]

lol

[@Cat-tv4jz]

If you read this you have to subscribe to me...HA GOTEEEMMM

[@lucidus4889]

Okay so, he found a pink sheep, found an emerald dropped by a dead fox and somehow found a baby zombie pig man riding a chicken. Three hella rare things

[@jacelanncesar9522]

Lol ikr

[@LouisH114]

And pearls with the first trade

[@proxii_mity]

And THREE golden enchanted swords in a nether portal chest

[@veryluckydude2723]

He also got pearls first try two times in a row

[@jiungamdilokenshilonminvid4969]

His luck is unstoppable.

[@Jstar7777]

He just casually gets an emerald from a fox and isn't even impressed by it. It's super rare for a fox to drop an emerald

[@kneelingpheasant8911]

What about the pigman and chicken?

[@prosto_a_user]

@@kneelingpheasant8911 Pinksheep

[@Jstar7777]

Zombie pitman and chicken, pink sheep, emerald from fox 8 ender pearls from 1 gold trade

[@SweatySheets]

Fake probably. Look at his Minecraft day in his F3 menu, as well as his coordinates; when he finds the pink sheep and again at the village when he says he's been searching for an hour and half. He's moved maybe 500 blocks from a jungle and apparently found iron in a pirate ship that he didn't show us. Unless he means it's been an hour and half since he started, but it's night time so it's an hour at most with it saying day 2

[@lavian4960]

This man's luck is immaculate, but it always happens when he doesnt need it. Unfortunate indeed..

[@aur9035]

Thats what im sayinggg, how does he find all of these useless super rare things, but not a village??

[@npelolli]

Exept when he got 8 pearls from a Piglin

[@datboisolar9498]

@@npelolli its a speed run strategy for a reason

[@VengefulC]

Sounds like my luck

[@bulkyiest]

​@@datboisolar9498ok but he got it first try when there's a 1 in 52 chance to get said trade

[@WrongboyArchived]

“Roses are red” “Violets are blue” “As long as Boffy suffers” “He gets a view”

[@NoNo-jy8jm]

Roses are red Violets are blue As long u spam this comment u get views

[@goodfeelerman1475]

@@NoNo-jy8jm in actuality he might get likes very few views are probable unfortunately.

[@pathdecair]

idiot

[@NoNo-jy8jm]

@@goodfeelerman1475 hes kinda a bot i see him every mc yt like skeppy and more he said the same thing like this comment Roses are red stuff and he change the person as long Boffy suffer and other youtubers he write the name prob a bot

[@hollymatters]

Roses are red Violets aren't blue Wrongboy Animations is a bot There's nothing neww

[@thegayestgaycat5253]

"I hate this game" "I love this game" "I don't like this game" "Minecraft is a really pretty game"

[@Ameya-Joshi_95]

@Elijah Vowels 😂

[@AquafinaIsNotGood]

lol

[@capstudios5262]

He only likes it when he has power over measly little creatures in which don’t know that he *owns weapons.*

[@cal927]

@@capstudios5262 indeed.

[@nonkey74]

@Elijah Vowels Eli jah haj

[@magnoIiq]

3:32 Actually makes sense. Foxes are really good thiefs, he stole the emerald and then it dropped it after you kill it

[@Cwza]

0.5 per fox chance epic reaction

[@jamespotter1436]

Ik there is a 1% chance of a fox spawning and naturally having an emerald

[@Cwza]

@@jamespotter1436 ok didnt ask tho

[@ant_ler3837]

@@Cwza i mean no asked for your comment

[@YourLocalNobody420]

@@Cwza the world doesn’t revolve around you

[@ClappedHamster]

Boffy: Visits hell satan: *I just wanna say i’m a huge fan*

[@alerep915]

Dream? Yes. Boffy? Yesss. I love those two dudes. Both dorks.

[@loser3587]

Yessss

[@omarqudah7848]

im wondering how you got a heart with 23 likes

[@rockalinebellosa7907]

Omar Qudah cuz Boffy can see any comment regardless of likes

[@omarqudah7848]

@@rockalinebellosa7907 notice me boffy. notice my glorious stupidity

[@rockalinebellosa7907]

Omar Qudah okey dokey then

[@mrgrind-bc7nz]

He just not gonna talk about how Trevor and bartholomew just disappeared

[@cynicalnews963]

ypu mean barmolothew? And they probably died.

[@hullabaloo612]

Ye

[@rachelleredd8803]

He probably killed them

[@miraisanegg2308]

Omg ikr I've been looking for a comment talking about their disappearance I thought I was the only one who noticed 😭

[@chuurizo6597]

they didnt tp to him cause he used a boat and went across ocean and went out of their tp range

[@Satuurnz]

“I need to find a cave to find some lava” The lava literally next to him: bish I’m not even here, I’m a hallucination

[@l.v1473]

He needs a poolthe lava next tohim was just 1 sourceblock which off course only fills one of 8 required buckets of lava

[@Satuurnz]

@@l.v1473 it’s a joke

[@Zhenmoron]

@@Satuurnz the joke doesnt make sense with context

[@Satuurnz]

@@Zhenmoron or ur just dum :/

[@toastialian]

@@Satuurnz [🔃] No U

[@aydengamesandmore.9150]

I like the fact that he saved the coordinates for a lava pit so he could come back to it later, and just forgets about it.

[@luanhurter4547]

"Enderman can't move when you stare at them." I've played minecraft for 8 years. How have I not known this? Edit: I honestly appreciate all the likes I've gotten on this comment of mine. I guess it doesnt really mean anything, but it's still pretty cool.

[@goodfeelerman1475]

Cause it doesn't work on Xbox or pocket edition at the moment and it was only added reacently.

[@leahjohnson7883]

I had no idea of that either

[@sans4124]

@@leahjohnson7883 This is manipulation to a real level

[@nekopushyo]

Mr. Smiley recently *

[@aeromorphenjoyer7102]

This were invented in 1.14,so probably what's why you didn't know it

[@masonv5143]

When you get “free the end” before getting “getting an upgrade”

[@spookbag24]

lol

[@mudkibb]

"Darnit! I did it again!"

[@surefirebeast0599]

2020 in a nutshell

[@talhaanwar6618]

what's scary is that this has 666 likes and I aint gonna change it

[@chikin_butt]

My life in a nutshell

[@enouement.mp3]

“it sounds like a witch piglin villager mix” *the fox just trying to eat the sweet berries:* 👁👁

[@lewis9s]

The amount of close calls this run had though.

[@pl_am]

He is so lucky: Fox drops emerald, pink sheep, piglin on chicken

[@star-yy3rw]

he killed the sheep and fox :(

[@brandontechnerd]

@@star-yy3rw he's boffy, that's obviously going to happen

[@star-yy3rw]

@@brandontechnerd u right u right

[@imaguyandabeautifulbutterfly]

*when you only get lucky at the one world you are gonna instantly delete*

[@IndoPhazrVX]

And enchanted bow skeleton (Thats not lucky really, just rare)

[@generalkt5398]

“I’m extra angry today.” *And that’s why we build fallout shelters, kids.*

[@toothpasteman3400]

jeff has a maximum of ten nukes kids *GET IN THE SHELTER KIDS* !

[@rongspelledwrong8234]

heheheehebuosahdvbdsoobyedwlhkj

[@toothpasteman3400]

jeff: my goals are beyond your understanding

[@deathIeaf]

A better future! Underground!

[@toothpasteman3400]

jupiter gaming you don't *HAVE* a ground it's either an ocean of metallic hydrogen or gas

[@samthegoblin8907]

i regularly come back to rewatch this and i will not stop

[@ReallyRealOmega]

*can we just appreciate the thumbnail?*

[@odettewashere]

"I'm extra angry today" he hasn't even reached his full potential

[@randyrichmondiii3415]

😨😨😨

[@That_StinkyMatt]

Oh no

[@CharliePerson_]

>:/

[@dumbjessie1471]

ONLY IF UR SINGLE kzbin.info/www/bejne/fGmwZKqkbLGHers 🙄

[@Twollsy]

@@dumbjessie1471 begone

[@teresia2846]

Boffy sounds like he's tired of *every, single, thing* and trying to be *calm* makes this so much better.

[@starlaser100]

yeah he's like technoblade

[@DarkestKnightshade]

Am I the only one who wants to drink bleach cuz he didn't use at least on piece of iron to make a shield? Or would that break his rule?

[@loveysunlightmoon7726]

For real he sounds like hes tired of almost every thing 😂 but his videos are still funny

[@teresia2846]

@@DarkestKnightshade Shield isn't considered a 'tool', so yeah.

[@gstoujou4277]

Yeah, it's annoying

[@jornemmenecker3566]

Boffy: Im gonna do that speedrun thing Also Boffy: Builds the portal in second least infishend way

[@trucevideos]

infishend

[@SweatySheets]

​@@trucevideosPolly want a cracker? 🦜

[@cascade92]

"The weakest and least durable tools in the game" Gold with half the durability as wood: am i a joke to you

[@Criscuitt]

Seeing all the people comparing him to Dream makes me question my life decisions. He's been making videos for much longer than Dream, and his youtube icon has been the same for over 2 years now.

[@conkey7347]

Ikr Litteraly boffy has been making videos before him

[@kyumiko]

dream is walmart boffy

[@conkey7347]

@@kyumiko yep

[@conkey7347]

@@silkymilkymememonkey Yes, Dream had his channel before Boffy, BUT the thing is, Dream used to upload Trapping videos, and Dream also didn't have his smiley face profile picture, Dream started uploading cursed videos on July of 2019, and Boffy started uploading videos on May of 2019, and Boffy also had his profile picture before Dream.

[@Criscuitt]

@@silkymilkymememonkey I said Boffy has been *making videos* for much longer than Dream. Dream's first video was uploaded an entire month after Boffy started his channel, and he only became popular 2-3 months after that, meanwhile Boffy's youtube icon has been the same since his channel was first created. Dream's youtube channel in this case was also only created in 2014. Plus, Boffy's videos are totally different from Dream's.

[@sydneymlee]

the timing of this video being posted is really testing my motivation for school

[@jayl4565]

I’m moving into my dorm in two days 😭😭😭

[@arandomperson1706]

Same I should be getting back to work but here I am

[@VibeyViberson]

Im learning about 9th grade Algebra, and he posted this the second I answered the last question

[@silkymilkymememonkey]

You guys already have school?

[@alaejndro]

Boffy is more important

[@rellchris806]

Boffy- I hate this game Boffy 10 secs later-I love this game

[@placeholder5877]

11:59 "i was trying to eat my bread and i lit myself on fire" i hate when that happens, common problem

[@billy6678]

“Bartholomew” Boffy: No “Barmolofew” Boffy: *Yes.*

[@thineevee7345]

Yes

[@kelkellys]

Hi midzy and stay

[@billy6678]

@@kelkellys Ye

[@SamirThaer]

Yes

[@SamirThaer]

@@kelkellys Ye

[@ruckle9807]

This dude lowkey sounds like technoblade but less dead. Edit: ok maybe boffy is more dead

[@kraxet3768]

Cassie Schmitt just watch one of his vids, theyre kinda good

[@yogurtbitez]

honestly he sounds more dead than techno to me for a 14 year old.

[@jamesazerbam74]

If thats even possible

[@lah3544]

Thats a sick burn, lol.

[@ashfromheaven_]

Nah he sounds more dead than techno

[@nazarbekbekzhan]

Boffy hates Minecraft for an 24:45 minutes long

[@user-xj5gs3zt6s]

5:21 You know it's bad when Boffy reminds you of Freeman's Mind

[@blakberri1460]

Imaging just seeing the achivments, "stone age" "free the end" it must be so confusing

[@condawg5984]

And we need to go deeper

[@chxrlies.angels]

And getting wood I think

[@katesszz]

Well theres [Ice Bucket Challenge] [Aquire Hardware] [Hot Stuff] [We Need To Go Deeper] [A Terrible Fortress] [Into Fire] [Eye Spy] and then [Free the End]

[@Pyked]

@@katesszz nerd

[@katesszz]

@@Pyked ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@ziyaokut8225]

"I was trying to eat bread but i lit myself on fire." Hate when that happens.

[@yappyplays639]

So relatable

[@qqoyy]

Sucks man

[@Moss1]

Subscribe to technoblade

[@xansav0699]

Fajitadog no

[@seeya3705]

Fajitadog no

[@maninazari1115]

Most people with wooden tools: NO nO pLs DoN'T kiLL MeEeEEeee Boffy with wooden tools: Hoho, so you thought you could run away from me?

[@lazy7566]

This video in a nutshell: «How am I alive!!?!» «How are you alive!!?!»

[@justyouraveragegamer8733]

“You guys like watching me suffer” *yes boffy. Yes we do*

[@m.guypirate6900]

Why do you have over 3k subscribers

[@Inaraisalive]

A normal channel because her username is dont subscribe to me

[@rageycuhh]

@@Inaraisalive Is it he or she?

[@Inaraisalive]

Ranger I d k

[@luvlyllulu]

'"I was trying to eat my bread and I lit myself on fire. I hate this game." This will be my senior quote edit 2 years later: I made it my senior quote

[@goodfeelerman1475]

My senior quote will be "It only gets better after the bullet."

[@aclassicgarden7065]

mine will be "i hope i die so i dont have to do this video"

[@xmelonx6127]

I WAS FREAKING AT THAT PART READING COMMENTS AND READ THIS WHEN BOFFY SAID THIS

[@luvlyllulu]

@@xmelonx6127 its magic

[@MOVED-CHANN3L]

I’m dying- BOFFY DID YOU REALLY JUST SAY “I’m gonna have to go into a cave to find lava” ALTHOUGH THERE WAS LAVA *RIGHT NEXT TO YOU*

[@minecraft12lol]

you need more than one bit of lava to MAKE THE PORTAL.

[@orionskittles]

“ You’re not gonna be feeling so cool when you’re *dead* “ - Boffy

[@whyme420]

I’ve seen more comments on this video getting mad at people who are comparing boffy to dream but I haven’t even seen a single comment actually comparing boffy to dream

[@jacobewormuth5217]

Twitter is the place to find the comparisons

[@poloproductions4302]

I like his content, but i hate the fanbase I always see so many "dream best 10000 iq plays funny moments" by Minecraft Royale (or whatever)

[@jacobewormuth5217]

@@poloproductions4302 exactly its not dream or his crew (george sapnap and such) but it's the fan base sitting there like "someone did a commen speedruning technique that dream used in a video 👁️👄👁️ imposter"

[@caramellatte1828]

SMELL ME same

[@poloproductions4302]

@@jacobewormuth5217 and it always pops up in my recommended just because i watch dream because hes enjoyable to watch

[@dorimedorime27]

"I'm extra angry today" *says with a calm voice*

[@robinberger208]

Dorime Dorime hes used to it by now

[@RyanGotReal]

He is holding his anger back.

[@yqbzrxs]

Well thats boffy for ya

[@Idomtexist]

Boffy:kills dolphins Sea world: welcome aboard

[@testsubject6829]

*minecraft fox noise at night that's based after irl fox sounds* Boffy: No fox makes that sound. There's a gremlin around here.

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

Boffy: Let me show you what curse of binding does- Now I regret it

[@Shreef_Aamir]

lol

[@just-a-catapult4807]

The first one was in the middle of a good year with a lot more than the first two games

[@shenigin]

I saw you in the dead meat kill count comments, and now you’re here what the heck

[@nou6874]

dude i see you everywhere!! How!!!

[@starlaser100]

Oh hey I know you

[@ra1npod]

Satan gets scared when he sees Boffy killing a dragon with beds wood and snowballs

[@-moon-266]

*Yes, this frightens me.*

[@jelfishery]

*he fears boffy even more when he beats the dragon*

[@needleboy17]

FoxCannon gets mad when he sees Boffy killing a fox

[@vehicularbronchitis1114]

he ehh how can i say it he cheated look he go 3 purple beds magically

[@stormtrooper6004]

I fear no man, but that thing... it scares me

[@theorangegolfball2176]

The thumbnail is absolutely astonishing

[@somgforshort]

bro Todd the zombie piglin was so helpful in distracting, we need more Boffy X Todd vids

[@bankruptgecko4829]

I love how his voice is monotone yet full of emotion simultaneously.

[@unmysticaldude]

basically cr1tikal

[@april5946]

Lol he sounds kinda like corpse-

[@angelgutzz1750]

That's how my voice is lol Its a problem since everyone thinks I'm being sarcastic lmao

[@anxiouscatgod3125]

He sounds kinda like a mix of Technoblade and Cr1tikal with the simultaneous deadpan and extreme sarcasm all the time.

[@Alex_WD7]

@DropPhinz stfu kid you listen to dreams music

[@edlose8908]

'till this day, no-one knows where boffy's dogs went

[@lilemangebolipeperudka5539]

Actually though

[@boruthoughts]

Now that you mention that...

[@Typicali]

I wonder where they went

[@stephentheawesome6051]

True But Where are they?

[@Lovelyuniverse1]

Boffy killed them I hate boffy

[@flame69blade]

"Sees a shipwreck near a ice berg" Me: DUDE U JUST MISSED A SHIPWRECK BEHIND YOU"

[@blandxofficial]

Boffy after having to kill a wolf: "he didn't deserve that 🙁" boffy after killing a fox: "nice"

[@blandxofficial]

IT DON'T MAKE SENSE

[@Taynethedancer]

"i dont even care enough to look in the other chest" and with that said, he missed the iron chest completely :(( also boffy found a fox with an emerald in its mouth, a ruined portal, a pink sheep, tamed a wolf with one bone AND GOT????? eight?! ender pearls from one (1) piglin trade??? the sick rng in this playthrough though what in the world

[@joshbrown6728]

and the piglin on the chicken

[@Jesse-yo7uw]

@@timothywise087 then don't look in the comments. The entire point is that they talk about what happens in the video

[@WitchKing-Of-Angmar]

@@Jesse-yo7uw ya, they quote it with this fucking emoji underneath "👁️👄👁️" like it makes them more special and accepted

[@zeeplez]

@@timothywise087 you didnt hahavto read the whole comment??? and its not even that big of a spoiler...

[@XpertEyes]

ruined portal was a joke. he went to creative mode to pick that block

[@Darloyman]

Boffy: at 10:52 "If they arn't harming me I'll let them be. Pit Cows: That is an absolute f*cking lie.

[@lla.1t]

*coughs* 10:52

[@named746]

*panik*

[@oranjebeer6637]

And baby villager

[@sphorple]

Boffy: Im beating Minecraft with wood tools, the weakest, least durable, worst tools. Gold tools: Am I not a joke to you??!

[@ladywunderkind9390]

yes, that was a fox making those noises. freaked me out too when i first heard one. when an untamed fox is near a player, they make all sorts of ungodly screams.

[@utubegames]

*Don't click read more unless you want to be spoiled* Beginning of the video Boffy: "I honestly hope I die" *Boffy beats the game and dies* Enderman: well you wanted to

[@not-human9492]

lol thanks for spoiling

[@minorcomet282]

@@not-human9492 kinda ur fault scrolling down the comments before you watch the whole thing.

[@not-human9492]

@@minorcomet282 it was a joke i finished it

[@minorcomet282]

@@not-human9492 ok

[@remonemo123]

ZetrexVR please. PUT A SPOILER ALERT

[@sterilized]

"I'm extra angry today" *smile through pain*

[@cy13nt]

*pog through the pain*

[@sterilized]

@@cy13nt EXACTLY

[@ShibuNub3305]

That’s what I imagine his character is like. It’s a humanoid, eldritch being that wears a big yet slightly off smile, no matter if it’s having an extreme depressive episode or committing multiple war crimes on cows.

[@jellyfish2098]

Boffy:Ugh I need to find a cave The lava right next to him: BRUH

[@dino_nuggeies3755]

Boffy:Yea minecraft is a really beautiful place Also boffy:proceeds to kill baby animals

[@sticky0159]

Boffy sounds like Technoblades brother who instead smokes 9 packs a day instead of the 10 packs that his brother does.

[@envoxity9544]

Why is this so correct

[@uqmxa]

THIS IS SO ACCURATE LMAOO

[@justanothergamingyoutuber8179]

tbh, boffy is crueler than technoblade, and more evil. At least techno is nice to some people and animals(especially pigs) and techno doesn’t purposefully torture animals(except for in skyblock)

[@sunny-do9ym]

WHAT-

[@lauriee5364]

hes techno’s & dream’s child 😳 LMAO SORRY

[@leosuprem5419]

Nobody is talking about how lucky It was, first the emmerald fox, then the pink sheep and finally the zombie piglin chicken jockey.

[@wxnter8736]

also the lucky dragon kill

[@leosuprem5419]

Yes, very lucky, that enderman...

[@justine-3432]

I have never seen a pink sheep, I actually thought they were removed in the newer versions

[@justine-3432]

@Toadw1 woah, lucky..

[@justine-3432]

@Toadw1 I usually go to this map that has the desert, plain grass, snow mountains, jungle and mushroom biome, all pretty close. So I usually just walk around, build stuff, gather resources

[@crimsonamogsus7351]

"The weakest, worst, least durable tools in the game" Gold tools: "Am I a joke to you?"

[@tipf]

gold tools are extremely fast.

[@crimsonamogsus7351]

@@tipf Gold sword +4 attack damage

[@tipf]

@@crimsonamogsus7351 yes the sword is bad but all the tools are good. fastest but least durable the candle that burns twice as bright burns half as long and all that.

[@andinotandy2807]

boffy:comes with wooden tools blaze:what the flip you know what take my blaze rods goodness god

[@burry1254]

"I'm already so full of rage," Boffy said, voice calm as a gentle breeze.

[@halvasdesignworks4843]

Dead as a non-existent breeze**

[@sunnymew.]

how come the second he actually tries beating the game and uses speedrunning techniques (which are super convenient) suddenly makes him a dream wannabe?? dream isn’t even close to the first person who speedruns and i find it funny how you guys think he would be willing to put in the effort to try to be like a record-holding speedrunner

[@Ilovewomenandmen]

Hehe King trust me, hundreds of people are saying it.

[@arandompieceofmeat9995]

Facts

[@jamaal8051]

@@heshw3277 Have you seen the comment section

[@alxxsv]

Why can’t people just accept that a lot of things aren’t influenced by a certain person? Everyone is being compared to dream, people like techno. Do you people ever think that they can be friends without competing? It’s like dream’s Minecraft manhunt. The hunters are called “trash” just because they get outsmarted. It’s so stupid, because they are there to have fun. Not to be judged. Not to be shipped. Based on what I’ve seen now, the shipping between dream and George is going to far. I’m going to stop this comment before it gets too off topic, but please just think about what these people have to go through.

[@alxxsv]

Also, people use the word “Stan” wrong. “Staning” someone means that you are a big fan of them. Not that you are their only fan. Not that you are a better fan than everyone else. A fan.

[@siyg]

“I was trying to eat bread but I set myself on fire”

[@quoroe2809]

The amount of joy I am experiencing because of this man actually having an upload schedule is immeasurable

[@fish-wx9uy]

ikr

[@laupoke]

yup

[@pigeoncat3786]

it brings joy to my day

[@seeya3705]

He always does

[@robinbat1655]

@@pigeoncat3786 and pain to his

[@vorcefulsynce243]

**in the most depressed tone ever:** I'm allready so full of rage.

[@axolotl9522]

Monotone*

[@Seissmo]

Classic boffy

[@vorcefulsynce243]

Yeet Yeet depressed*

[@grillygrilly]

already*

[@imbored7579]

when you're really angry but can't spare the energy to raise your voice

[@glecylglennsulayao4273]

That 6:27 is perfectly cut scream

[@SimpleSoldierOfficial]

8:14 the way he said *”THERES A BEE!”* sounded so funny so im leaving this comment here for a timestamp to laugh at.

[@jinatjahan7937]

"I was trying to eat bread but i lit myself on fire." a common mistake we humans make.

[@meow_meow_J]

99 years ago🧑‍🦲🤣😂 that was golden

[@HiHello-cw9vc]

Relatable

[@thineevee7345]

Yes

[@ailogy]

@NOVA Flippy they maybe thought this,, not everyone steals comments and sometimes they thought of it. dont forget this video is watched by multiple people at the same time.

[@imaguyandabeautifulbutterfly]

*lava flowing down a hill* Dang it, I have done it again.

[@rileytomlinson9844]

*Last time I was this early he still held villagers captive*

[@limelorax]

Same

[@Namiiiiiiii7]

ok kzbin.info/www/bejne/fGmwZKqkbLGHers

[@obcookie3808]

😂😂😂😂

[@obcookie3808]

Same

[@Pherellion]

@@Namiiiiiiii7 God dammit, I don't know what I was expecting

[@osprey2023]

Boffy: Wooden tools, the weakest and worst durability tools. Golden Tools: Am I a Joke to You?!

[@Evander_Infected]

Flamingo- the dark overlord of roblox Boffy- the abusive overlord of.. minecraft.

[@romansans1581]

“I hate this game!” *Less than a minute later...* “I love this game!”

[@matteck4521]

That’s every gamer lmao

[@CodeNameDark]

Late reply.. but no cap

[@melteriskk2950]

Babushka Minaj It isn’t copied, they just phrased it differently

[@threek4018]

@@slay.editsz7133 its not a copy, every single gamer does this, and hes just quoting him, if u see other youtubers say this, its cuz all gamers are alike

[@romansans1581]

@@slay.editsz7133 It wasn't intentional, but it's not like it's something that hasn't been said before.

[@feemofeelody]

Those weird sounds you heard when you where holding yourself up is just the foxes eating berries. And the screeching noises you heard as well was again the fox. They only screech when its night time.

[@kittynado758]

Bruh

[@RightBoyKA-POW]

1:23 Bro could become a professional voice actor.

[@dn8255]

The amount of frustration I felt watching him not use his off-hand the entire video

[@DankSouls37]

Boffy's channel then: Watch this faceless yet attractive man defy normal boundaries of humor Boffy's channel now: witness this 14 year old who has a concerningly deep voice lose his will to live due to his own hubris

[@papajohn5279]

exactly, after seeing his face reveal his videos have been different since

[@krisdoesart9643]

Isn't he 15 now?

[@dddant]

he's hOW OLD????

[@hellokittylover320]

HES 14?!?!

[@flowersandfloriography]

"No fox makes that noise" Also foxes - literally screeches during the night

[@goodfeelerman1475]

They have a high pitched howl.

[@-moon-266]

I have a friend who told me a story about that: So basically, it was about three in the morning, and her family heard screaming outside, that woke everyone up. They thought it was someone being murdered, and they were about to call the police, and then it turns out it was a fox. They saw it walking away like, “Haha, yes, I be your new alarm”

[@pickelboi494]

@@goodfeelerman1475 Thats what the fox says... Im sorry

[@pickelboi494]

@@rodrigoparrapalma7673 yup cuz im so smart

[@SeadDzubur]

Boffy at 0:43 : ''there is no point, but i need content'' If thats the case then there is a point: content!

[@boxinabox6608]

Boffy :gets the rarest drop you can get from foxes Also boffy: how does that make sense

[@nairitsaren3781]

Wooden tools arent the worst tools, gold tools are the worst Durability of wooden tools : 60 Durability of gold tools : 32

[@boxinabox6608]

@@nairitsaren3781 how is that related to my comment

[@deadaccount2533]

The moment i read this comment that part showed up

[@ussvincent1119]

Sheep from 800 blocks away: baa- Boffy: *a n g e r*

[@Bass_Reaper_]

Cow: "Chuckles" I'm in danger

[@minegandz1426]

he got the "free the end" achievement before "getting an upgrade" nice

[@leoylandon2144]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/j2nRpZmFZpmZZtU

[@owenwang5344]

@@leoylandon2144 thank you

[@Chilli_bean]

Me: cannot even kill a skeleton on hard difficulty with iron armour and iron sword This guy: *kills ender dragon with wooden sword*

[@Muffin_1645]

i think we can all appreciate that his score was 690 when he died XD

[@rosannacastanedez5801]

“I beat the dragon!” 1 second later: *gets killed by endermen*

[@melo7572]

Nice spoiler

[@Yayayyayafortunite]

Yeah, thanks for the spoiler

[@thingamajig9565]

@shagbag913 oh ok genius

[@spino9985]

Bruh

[@anotherliluselessshit1402]

Was that an enderman

[@dont_recommend_this_channel]

“I’m actually genuinely happy.” Said by the man who sound like he wants to die

[@kungburg7661]

about this

[@panva9948]

They don't come in the nether

[@willbradford4575]

this guy: beats the enderdragon with wooden tools me: almost dies to like 4 zombies with iron tools :(

[@hugz4gen]

Boffy:I love this game. Also Boffy:I don't like this game.15:46

[@mascarenhas021]

at 24:22 you can see that he doesn't have any more beds, and 1s later he has 3 purple beds??? he also has 17 cooked muttons, which didn't appear on the inventory before

[@JustLukeMorgan]

I was thinking that 😂

[@f4irb4nks57]

Yeah clear as day its a fake run after that

[@jessekreese5305]

Boffy: what am I supposed to do, make friends with the polar bears? Canadians: get used to it

[@qfrombsd]

he just.........KILLED A DOLPHIN!!!!!

[@pixelgamelvr]

@@qfrombsd Get used to it

[@ipaintedthecupboards]

Some parts of canada dont have them but ye

[@matiasdelfino7432]

Russians*

[@Drop0Dead0Briana]

@@pixelgamelvr *eats you*

[@zack-stuff]

cow: is suffering subtitles: *[music]*

[@hockeyisgoated6696]

No replies and 176 likes, confusing

[@lilmuffin4834]

1 reply and 202 likes, confusing lol

[@xexpaguette]

225 likes and no comments worth mentioning

[@lilmuffin4834]

229 likes and no comments worth mentioning

[@thatguy1806]

Mmm, music to my ears

[@codybritz8864]

The thumbnail is *chefs kiss*

[@thevibinfrog7182]

boffy: woodens tools, the least durable tools in the game. golden tools: am i joke to you?

[@JumpTheHump]

this dude is a mix of Dream, Technoblade, and Graystillplays. Challenges himself sarcastic and dark humor murders everything

[@rev7068]

This is the only comment I've seen that mentions Gray and tbh YES! He gives off major Gray vibes

[@youareallbots7536]

Holy shit, I have never ran into another GrayStillPlays fan in the wild.

[@elitegirl289]

True

[@protopershing]

Adrien Laurans don’t forget the OfficialNerdCubed humor!

[@koenmetekohy1296]

He also reminds me of Remainings, because they both sound like they want to kill themselves at any moment.

[@mia.mor1023]

*"just because you're friendly doesn't mean you don't deserve to die a slow, painful death"* -boffy, 2020

[@asherkat5853]

Sounds like boffy.

[@nicm.z9868]

same likes as score nice

[@MisterMoodyHere]

11:42 am I the only one who noticed how the piglin’s grunt perfectly lined up with boffy saying “deserve” like it sounded like boffy made that sound and it caught me off guard the first time i heard it lmao

[@jamiekuo6176]

Least durable tools. Gold tools: Am I a joke to you

[@hanka.]

The guy just got an emerald from a fox, found a pink sheep, and found a baby zombie pigman riding a chicken. Luckiest, yet unluckiest run.

[@ethanbasil1880]

Don't you hate it when you try to eat bread and accidentally light yourself on fire? I definitely do

[@thineevee7345]

Me too, it sucks

[@ShibuNub3305]

Bruh I can barely eat any toast anymore because every time I end up spontaneously combusting.

[@noscheisse2455]

Yeah, that happens to me all the time! I hate life.

[@jobaruyt4920]

@@ShibuNub3305 relatable

[@SuperMario-qz3vu]

if that never happens to you you need to go hospital