Minecraft, But If I Touch Grass, I Explode

[@7rkdn427]

Boffy: "I don't even want to kill things this time." 2 minutes later Boffy: *plotting to murder a cow*

[@gabrieljose8134]

*profesionals have standarts*

[@joshuabohn9429]

Insanity is one hell of a drug

[@itzslayr1435]

6:16 funniest thing I’ve heard

[@jellyburrito7808]

666 LIKES UR A DEMON

[@gianlucacarimando1193]

I made 1k likes! Yay!

[@TazVibez]

"If i touch grass i explode" turned into "if i touch half the game i die"

[@soupytoast3767]

alternate title: "if i stop being a degenerate, I explode"

[@stevenre4250]

998 likes and 3 replies lol

[@veronicegomes8566]

@@stevenre4250 1400 and 4 replies

[@23dawngb]

Facts lol

[@Jeep_Stuff]

@@veronicegomes8566 6 replies*

[@jewelfyrenation]

"Maybe I can get to a grassless biome" "I'll be a desert hermit" "Oh! A snow biome! Maybe I can get over there!" "I can get a horse!" *Doesn't remember to try any of this stuff*

[@EpicGamer_SansheeFreddy]

For anyone who’s curious, the blocks that spawn TNT are grass, ores, granite, diorite, gravel, obsidian, and soul sand.

[@michealmalloy1934]

And gravel for some reason

[@Fifasher2K]

Granite, diorite and andesite technically the ores.

[@_sphnx]

Not andesite

[@justkittensbeingkittens5892]

What about making a path with a shovel

[@baconlettucepotato69]

me and my friend tried to beat the game with this plugin and we discovered the hard way that soul sand also explodes! we thought it was fine becaude we had oreviously stepped on soul SOIL and it didn't explode and we ended up losing everything.

[@raymondhepner4365]

Davy Jones: “I can only step onto dry land once every ten years.” Captain Jack Sparrow: “So what happens if you break that rule?” Davy Jones:

[@invictus3822]

I like pirates of the Caribbean

[@johnnyjoestar9569]

Your pfp gives me ptsd (Not actually but nvm-)

[@tlshortyshorty5810]

Yasuho Hirose GOODBYE JOJO

[@johnnyjoestar9569]

Stefan Ostojic I mean my profile is the Jobro from part 8

[@ultrayt197]

Raymond Hepner lol

[@HNNLUND]

"I'm not going to die of some stupid block" *dies to a stupid block*

[@livefortheafternoon]

e

[@dhtfun4880]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/eWG2pYVmqrmpmtU

[@zildjian2381]

@@dhtfun4880 kzbin.info/www/bejne/hKfKipucZ7GhjKs a link but its actually good

[@lyricmonster9461]

XD

[@iPlayMC]

Rip

[@ianbolo930]

When he didn't realize that if he made a shovel, he would have never had to walk on grass

[@ianbolo930]

@BOT_NADE No, it makes it a different block when you right click.

[@DioBrando-jw6cw]

you mean that curved thing? I dont think a shovel does that

[@ianbolo930]

@@DioBrando-jw6cw It does. Check.

[@DioBrando-jw6cw]

@@ianbolo930 I dont have Minecraft, thats why I'm watching it on KZbin.

[@ianbolo930]

@@DioBrando-jw6cw I am telling you. It works. I wouldn't have commented if I didn't know it worked.

[@yeet2787]

1:40 Fun Fact: That's exactly what lava does, all the water in your body literally turns to steam you explode, another fun fact, you don't sink into lava, its denser than you so if you fell into lava you'd just bounce then explode!

[@chrono9503]

Wow what a fun fact

[@mr_pigman1013]

ho- how d- do you know thi- this?

[@chrono9503]

@@mr_pigman1013 personal experience

[@nighttaco10blooperton8]

Huh, fascinating.

[@PepsiDogreal]

You wouldn't bounce you'd slowly just sink from your weight

[@theonikoo]

Boffy: "I died 54 times for this video" Me: "wow, thats suprisingly low"

[@harshtarsier2909]

“That’s insultingly low.”

[@futakuchi-onna3412]

Surprisingly very low if you play touhou

[@suleyman9199]

@@mlgbunnyiscool6049 Ey Socks

[@0Yvonne0]

"rookie numbers"

[@merryhappy5232]

“Distinct lack of ZEROS!”

[@lonemadphantom]

the guy that coded this be like: "Only grass blocks? Pfft. Where's the fun in that?"

[@frederickfoo2573]

He probably used a command which is /execute @p ~ ~ ~ summon tnt on a repeat command block

[@saladman3915]

Command Block 1 Repeat, Always Active execute @a[name=username] ~~~ testforblock ~~-1~ grass Command Block 2 Chain(connected to command block 1), needs redstone summon tnt ~~~

[@frederickfoo2573]

@@saladman3915 how to be you lol

[@gaby8706]

bro just do execute @a[tag or name] ~~~ detect ~~-1~ grass 0 summon tnt

[@laurinneff4304]

@@saladman3915 Wrong. The chain command block needs always active on, be set to conditional, and the command needs to be run as the player too

[@densylek8779]

"A block can't hurt you." - 50% of the world.

[@solidhutyr1815]

I read this as " A black can't hurt you"

[@coolestdino]

@@solidhutyr1815 LMAO XD

[@yuyukosfaithfulservant]

@@solidhutyr1815 well tht is true

[@213riteshvig2]

Magma block

[@213riteshvig2]

But it is true since not a lot of people actually know about these blocks

[@SaulsSodor]

Cow: *walks on grass* Boffy: hmm tastes like disrespect

[@pigeoncat3786]

"I'm like Santa, but instead of dropping presents behind me, I drop death."- Boffy, 2020 (also probably the official serial killer motto)

[@DracoHub]

If I ever become one I will use this on my kidnapped victims

[@zmeete2565]

I like hearing the sound of his keyboard, you can really hear the emotion in his clicks when something happens

[@thatsalittleg8471]

I hate the sound but its funny when you hear the "CLICK CLICK" but also the "click click"🌝

[@zenithchan1646]

@@thatsalittleg8471 AND I ALSO LOVE the one THAT *_“Click click Tick”_*

[@goldenjordan6195]

Like 420

[@citrus3s]

I love how I didn’t even notice till I saw this comment

[@SuperDeinVadda]

I bet it's a razer keyboard with razers green switches.

[@plantimations1232]

“Have you ever died so much that you don’t fear death?” Me, with keep inventory: “It wasn’t the dying”

[@SuperMistral99]

Imagine playing with keep inventory, coward

[@plantimations1232]

@canned 9's Well, Minecraft’s supposed to be fun, not hard, so I use keep inventory to keep my building blocks. I played Minecraft without keep inventory, but I lost all my resources for building and wasn’t able to complete my house, which wasn’t very fun, and Minecraft exists so it can be fun.

[@cmarley314]

Tada! The difference between fun and satisfaction, which are not always mutually exclusive of course.

[@itzcomplicated7708]

lmao I feel that 😂

[@cmcphotography1]

@@SuperMistral99 Let em play the way they want

[@find_dyl]

This brings Touching grass to a whole different level

[@thisisarobbery2148]

“I just need to survive the first five seconds.” **proceeds to die within one second**

[@crazymartin526]

Speedrun

[@madkirk7431]

13:22 *"BoffyYT was blown up by S P I D E R"* Even the game went insane.

[@thealchemistking4063]

Ah yes Detonating arachnids

[@esalvador4197]

@@thealchemistking4063 killer queen requiem

[@Egg-so1fw]

If you punch a mob and you blow yourself up quick enough you can make it say you were blown up by any mob you want.

[@sancheetos7860]

@uwau ???

[@sancheetos7860]

@uwau ohhhhhh, I misunderstood

[@kingofstuff1732]

“It’s like the floor is lava but instead the floor blows you up” -Boffy

[@HoneycombTheywontletmeputjusto]

Lava kind of blows you up

[@squawkietalkie56]

lava vaporizes all the water in your body the moment you touch it, so yeah it blows you up

[@rayanrahmani9838]

squawkie talkie But you wouldn’t blow up in lava bc it would burn through your skin before the pressure got high enough

[@Cool-Kid-ry3mh]

I read this as he said it

[@ivoryas1696]

6:20 And they wonder why us gamers don't touch grass 😤

[@leighluvslavender1101]

he's posting like a normal youtuber, i'm terrified

[@theal5529]

Same 0-0

[@astuffedalpaca5365]

as you should be

[@BennyFNV]

Everyday we stray farther from technoblade.

[@Holly123-i3b]

O.o

[@IAmAHuman000]

I post every other day

[@adriancarrillo2026]

"Look at that smug cow, walking on the grass, not blowing up."

[@gaeeee820]

That fact that i read this the moment he said it

[@thedivinedungeonborn234]

*want to die cow*

[@purepangea17]

Thailand moment

[@onscreen933]

@@gaeeee820 same

[@Okay715]

@@onscreen933 :0 your gay

[@maxellpow123]

"BoffyYT was blown up by a spider" 13:22 Yes. "BoffyYT was blown up by a skeleton" 14:58 Yes, again.

[@AnAnt5]

lol

[@Horizon-main]

"BoffyYT was blown up by a Unicorn"

[@crawlermutantnvzr2076]

BoffyYT was blown up by your big happy grandpappy

[@HonoredOne167]

@@crawlermutantnvzr2076 shut

[@you-ki8fd]

@@crawlermutantnvzr2076 boffyYT was blown up by the milk your father wasn't able to get

[@BlighterProductions]

Imagine Boffy playing RLCraft like this. That would be the ultimate torture.

[@capriantudor6899]

Fun fact, if you take a shot everytime he dies, you will get alcohol poisoning

[@galactic-hamster7043]

Imma need proof

[@xgood9533]

i tried it and now i am typing from hospital

[@_eko_ill.1779]

Source?

[@-moon-266]

*drinks a shot of water*

[@ormages]

@Wynter Smith *takes shot of mustard and vinega*

[@SlavicDedede]

Honestly, that needs to be recoded. Only grass should set it off, not every other block.

[@axerity9212]

im pretty sure all you need is this execute at @p as @p run execute if block ~ ~-1 ~ minecraft:grass_block run summon minecraft:tnt ~ ~ ~ {Fuse:80} repeat command block and always powered edit: thanks for all the likes but my comment has a bit of flaws as cupapi the guy said, so im here to fix it execute at @a as @s run execute if block ~ ~-.001 ~ minecraft:grass_block run summon minecraft:tnt ~ ~ ~ {Fuse:80} if you want to add extra blocks then make another command block and change the "minecraft:grass_block" into the block of your choice also if you want to make it so the tnt explodes faster then change the fuse then every adding 20 will add one second. 100 fuse is 5 seconds, 0 fuse is 0 seconds, 35 fuse is 1.75 seconds, ect. if you want it to spawn more tnt when you touch grass then you can change the "~ ~-.001 ~" to "~ ~-0.35 ~", sorry if its confusing just trying to help the people who want to try it themselves also if you want the command block just in case you dont know its give @p minecraft:command_block

[@DazzlingPotatoes]

@@axerity9212 wtf. Sounds complicated

[@axerity9212]

@@alwan8872 well to make it simpler heres what its saying: run this command AS the nearest player (@p) and AT the nearest player, run this command if the block below the nearest players location IS a grassblock and if it is, summon tnt

[@CupapiTG]

@@axerity9212 Well, if it's ~ ~-1 ~, then if you're in a block of water, and you have grass right below said block of water, you'll still blow up even if you're floating in the water, or if you're not even touching it. Tl;dr: It'll spawn TNT on you if it's 1 block or less below you. You don't need to touch it. The better command is: execute as @a at @s if block ~ ~-0.35 ~ minecraft:grass_block run summon minecraft:tnt ~ ~ ~ {Fuse:80} Command Block: Repeat. Needs Redstone so you can turn it off easier with a lever. It's -0.35 because that number will make the command block check it barely inside the block, so you'll have to be way closer to it, not just a block or less above it. Your command was: "execute at @p as @p if block ~ ~-1 ~ minecraft:grass_block run summon minecraft:tnt{Fuse:80}" With Repeat Command Block and Always Active. Which had a couple of things wrong with it. You're executing it AT the nearest player AS the nearest player. A better way to do it is executing it AS all the players, but AT themselves. You also forgot that the TNT needed it's coordinates first, then the NBT thingy. The "Always Active" part is optional and isn't really too important. Sorry if it's wrong, I typed this from memory, so please take this with a grain of salt.

[@teslo8020]

and he payed someone to do that

[@dead6187]

Is he ok? I’m worried about him. He’s doing this thing called consistently uploading.

[@vucko9201]

Shh....

[@rebeccagoosen1920]

tEps let’s just ignore it, watch the vids and eventually he’ll realize

[@gaetaned.8995]

What is it?

[@vucko9201]

@@gaetaned.8995 dragons?

[@TakenShuken]

It’s just a phase

[@kongothelilboss5104]

"I'm using saplings to cook my iron im so poor" -boffy Me: very inspirational 😃

[@jennydeng593]

13:23 “BoffyYT was blown up by spider” ummmm ok

[@s3fen]

Killer queen already touched that spider

[@hellothere-bo7bn]

that’s what i thought wtf

[@helpmeplx1739]

@@s3fen SHEER HEART ATTACK with legs

[@ashii_ii]

@Drouked plays aut Creeper Queen: Mine za dusto

[@helpmeplx1739]

@@ashii_ii actually the canon name is creeper queen

[@r.k.1355]

"I'm just trying to live a peaceful life" **explosions** Kira:

[@x_xbabo8537]

Lol

[@Melin11]

Underrated 😂💪🏻

[@AcediaIX]

*Killer Queen has already touched the grass* *Kira Queen, Bites za dusto*

[@NmberSevnty]

R. K. I love jojo

[@thewaterleaf7929]

@@NmberSevnty same

[@gleb9640]

Boffy: I’m not even trying to torture anything I just want to start a family Me: oh good Also boffy: look what I have stumbled upon... it would be *horrible* if something were to happen to this village.

[@tuxo7092]

Chuck E Cheese

[@gleb9640]

Hey don’t go around making fun of my kind

[@nosaddi4149]

That’s after he went crazy

[@imabadbitch6898]

@@gleb9640 that was funny

[@meable3763]

Boffy: I don't even wanna kill anything this episode Boffy 60 seconds later: *operation get revenge on the cow for doing absolutely nothing is ago*

[@RayMak]

Gotta go fast

[@Negawatt69420_]

Why are you every where

[@FearZOFFICIAL]

How u are everywhere i saw u at amongus animation pubg videos and minecraft too lol

[@Negawatt69420_]

@@FearZOFFICIAL I think his kids are using his phone

[@FearZOFFICIAL]

@@Negawatt69420_ lol

[@shaun2663]

Why are u everywhere @_@

[@hellothere-bo7bn]

“Once you enter the pit, you can never leave” finally got a taste of his own medicine

[@netraphim7132]

*pit cows*

[@dontmindme2267]

Help me, I CAN’T BREATHE Why do I find this so funny

[@zer0rebel4]

Pit cows

[@TailGreat]

xD

[@themourningdovechannel7843]

Revenge of the cows

[@Ms.FortuneTeller]

"I'm like Santa, but, instead of dropping presents behind me, I drop death." *What's the difference?*

[@vladiiidracula235]

For some death would be a good present

[@ti6414]

90’s toys be like

[@hamdaan5925]

good point...lol

[@goldenfreddy435]

Hey dee dee

[@Ms.FortuneTeller]

@@goldenfreddy435 Greetings, Master. I'm gonna add a new problem to HIS night now.

[@WartyGD]

5:50 "🧊"

[@Bass_Reaper_]

I need to get out of here right now!

[@TheRenegade...]

"I went outside to take a break, saw the grass and thought, 'oh, wait, I can't go there TNT will spawn" RIP Boffy, 2005-2020. Died after stepping on grass in real life.

[@masterdoge987]

Renegade 2005

[@TheRenegade...]

@@masterdoge987 @Aya / Ray Oh wow, really?

[@player1letsplay429]

"When killer queen gets giant trigger button in minecraft"

[@flying_g0rilla69]

LMAO

[@pollytubluver]

KILLERA QUEEN BITES ZA DUSTO!!

[@just_golden1085]

Killer queen already touched that grass.

[@fadetoblackened4407]

Grandma With A Inhaler the only good killer queen

[@muhammadfajarakbardarmawan3526]

ZA WARUDO

[@peter_pumpkin_eater6964]

"Killer Queen has already touched that grass."

[@ahumanthatknowspeople2967]

He just wanted to live a peaceful life

[@stringhead9481]

Killer Queen! Turn that granite block into a bomb! (Original line: "Killer Queen! Turn that air bubble into a bomb!")

[@rishi_1003]

My name is Kira Yoshikage

[@zentilian5661]

Oh no

[@turanball2999]

@@cheemsora2059 uh what

[@Muffin_1645]

9:14 I love how during the compilation of him dying you can see the crater get bigger XD

[@user-qy8nv1sd7k]

what every discord mod thinks will happen when they touch grass:

[@rexyjp1237]

Pablo and lester

[@cosmicklampzy1222]

@@rexyjp1237 who?

[@jokitheboki]

@@rexyjp1237 who?

[@keereq8180]

@@rexyjp1237 yeah bro

[@raddacapo6326]

@@rexyjp1237 eugene

[@-iiixiii--identity-5921]

2:26 'i just wanna start a family' tnt : Did u say family? tnt : *stops spawning*

[@iamafigmentofyourimaginati3480]

Dom Torretto as tnt

[@eeee8222]

tntorretto

[@Jisawesomeletter]

Lol

[@kayseek1248]

TNT is Vin Diesel confirmed.

[@afroaza_]

@@kayseek1248 Vin Diesel???

[@duck5235]

“But then again KZbin is paying me to get tortured so it’s fine.”

[@livefortheafternoon]

e

[@duck5235]

E

[@hi-zb1si]

E

[@cristinaelena9401]

E

[@window4799]

G

[@prussianguy4183]

Boffy: “This spawn hole is so big!” 2b2t: *Are you sure about that*

[@AzureOtsu]

This guy: walks next to mushrooms him: there's no food in sight

[@garfield5647]

lol 8:12

[@shinkreytpuylap]

The big mushrooms cant be eaten

[@garfield5647]

@@shinkreytpuylap am i wrong that you can break it and you get mushrooms?

[@AzureOtsu]

@@shinkreytpuylap if you chop them you can make mushroom stew

[@AzureOtsu]

@@shinkreytpuylap 1v1 me on world of tanks

[@thefoxhermit]

11:03 "Wow. That worked pretty well!" Iron ore hiding in the corner: "My main goal is to blow up"

[@1deadpanman]

And act like ion know nobody

[@pixelgamelvr]

HAHAHA-

[@snookyzun6158]

This is all coder's fault, he only asked for grass block and that guy made this hell

[@pyro1438]

the worst part is that he paid for this pile of crap

[@CrazedKasaJizo]

At least it makes for good content

[@justseffstuff3308]

Yeah, even another set of replies to a KZbin comment made a command that did better than that clown...

[@snookyzun6158]

@@CrazedKasaJizo Yee I guess it spices it up

[@slashsash2429]

@@CrazedKasaJizo its so easy to code this in, it shouldnt even be paid

[@ToasterAviation]

why was that way more fun to watch than it actually had to be

[@chopsticks_8089]

12:42 "You ever die so much you don't even fear death anymore" Undertale Players : You have no idea

[@macoykirisame]

have you heard of touhou

[@ItsWolf0]

ah yes

[@chopsticks_8089]

@@macoykirisame mmmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMM

[@anthonypolk18]

GD extreme demon/challenge players also feel this.

[@ItsWolf0]

@@anthonypolk18 true, me trying to beat harder level

[@sirenity8661]

Boffy’s soul was harmed in the making of this video.

[@sirenity8661]

1:59 That scream though

[@avadelacruz4645]

SOMETHINGS WRONG HE'S CONSITENTLY POSTING AND IM SCARED

[@michellecarroll3156]

agreed

[@rave_editz272]

Coincidentally*

[@thebladiator8496]

he said he is trying to post consistently now :)

[@-s0ggy-]

YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES YES YES YES. YES YES YES. YESBYES YES. YES YES. YES. YES. YES. YES YES. YES YES. YES

[@soggysocks809]

Me 2

[@CartersStudioOfficial]

Don’t know how it’s a challenge? Discord mods have this “challenge” everyday.

[@sarionix8732]

The fact that I can hear him slam his fists into his desk with anger makes me very happy Edit: I hear people are calling me a sadist/masochist. I am, sometimes. I just love to watch people rage and suffer. Btw thanks for the likes.

[@thedogemaster2020]

reminded me of Sr. Pelo lmao

[@___d311]

Fuckin sadist (See this is funny because I myself am a huge sadist, sexually and humor wise)

[@cats.anddog3630]

Thats probably what the people on his servers did 😂

[@overlordemu7765]

This is lovely

[@pkdablu6054]

Time plz

[@H1PP1E88]

"I'm like santa, but instead of dropping presents, I drop death." *well santa is an anagram of satan*

[@annonimusanynimus225]

what christmas item is an anagram of pentagram hell and minecraft U_U

[@mcplumpkin6191]

@@annonimusanynimus225 pntfellgraim

[@annonimusanynimus225]

@@mcplumpkin6191 nice

[@writingcoolstuff]

Fan of the Odd1stout?

[@r3apergamer539]

arabic santa

[@justyouraveragegamer8733]

Alternate title: boffy tortures himself for 15 minutes

[@icantthinkstraight8853]

I’m subscribing to you

[@dorkhydrogen]

No that should be his channel name

[@TurtlesTM]

isn’t that, like, all his videos?

[@mistrmeme9228]

Isn’t that what he always does?

[@redarrowish6567]

I keep seeing you around.

[@theonlybigmorg]

the first and best video I ever saw from him. I'll miss you mate.

[@wafflegod6141]

“I’m like Santa, but instead of dropping presents behind me, I drop death”

[@Starkiller44545]

That sure is what he said

[@TailGreat]

? Thatd be what he said waffle god

[@xtrasaus09]

I think he said that lol

[@Pesci-kc9df]

Hey everyone just wanted to address that you can do this in real life but it costs a bit. You just order something called a land mine. Also, you get a free trip to a hotel called the hospital! Fun right? Hey everyone again just wanted to address that they only give it free in America if you use an AK47 while playing. I noticed a lot were confused about it in the comments. If you don’t have have an AK47 use insurance, the cost goes Down 1.2 percent 👌🤗😊 bye 👋

[@FunnyFungus_]

Thanks! I played it with my brother and I won!

[@livefortheafternoon]

e

[@matthew3363]

ashley h

[@Leeks.Speaks]

I thought you where talking about real TNT or dianamite

[@B4rt_1]

Ya I got the best score, NO LEGS!

[@alexinisiapa]

You sound like technoblade with more depression and less will to live.

[@Noobolon]

Ah yes, MedievalArrow the Chicken

[@TNGYun]

This is similar to his TNT video too. Are they not long lost brothers or what?

[@TekkzFooty10]

Actually technoblade sounds pretty depressed

[@jewpac8034]

With a touch of Morgan freeman

[@bibfipples4552]

He sounds like Asianhalfsquat hit puberty

[@cody3504]

"When I touch the grass it will spawn a METRIC TON of TNT" *3 seconds later* "That is a lot more than I thought it would be"

[@casperina2439]

“I don’t even want to kill anything this episode”. And I would like a refund!!

[@A5h3n_0n3]

Boffy: “I don’t even want to kill anything this episode” Also Boffy when a cow appears: “your my first victim”

[@Deleted669]

Yb kills better Lol

[@torterra1826]

*you're

[@Deleted669]

idgaf + gay + nobody asked + YOU’RE white 😁

[@myparentsacc]

Lol-

[@myparentsacc]

@@torterra1826 dude

[@shock226]

How our parents explained how they got to school:

[@SpinexF7]

Underrated comment

[@alienxotic5028]

Lmao

[@flexo2796]

@@SpinexF7 bro i'm at your door 2:00

[@darkXwolf1720]

Grandparents

[@Paattel]

My parents told me that they had to walk 20 days to get to school bruh

[@ThomasBolle_]

14:12 "if i were my stuff where would i be?" had me dying

[@Denise23761]

"I'm paying to get tortured" -Our favourite masochist

[@Miles_paulino]

“My drip real as fuck, lemme use the diamond tester” 9:22

[@Ike_AW]

5:50

[@Miles_paulino]

@@Ike_AW perfect

[@nonymousse]

SHEEEEEEEEESH😫🤤🤑😈😈

[@OmniSync]

huh

[@brentonwang6771]

“don’t give me death, just coal”

[@zekatsuu]

holy your pfp brought back soooo many memories

[@joshuagoddard6848]

doodle

[@IAmTheEg7]

So in other words, this is what would happen if Michael Bay created Minecraft instead of Notch.

[@helious7]

13:21 "was blown up by spider" Everybody gangsta til the spiders start being creepers

[@malijaffri]

Yeah I noticed that. It's a hidden death message that comes up in Java when a mob causes you to die but you blew up.

[@cartonof_aj1752]

*barrels of TNT*

[@mistryinterior5013]

h

[@robloxfan4087]

Lol boffyYt was blown up by spider

[@sillybilly6938]

Everybody gangster till the spiders planting tnt.

[@eeska4959]

2:24 “I don’t even want to kill anything, I just want to start a family” Me, who has only watched a few Boffy videos: *absolute lies*

[@GhostBooRoblox]

“Once your in the pit you can never leave” Cows: first time?

[@RobMustDie482]

You don't understand, Edgar is the one in the hole.

[@bellecardinal3717]

POV: someone says touch grass but you’re a gamer

[@BotFisherman]

Teacher: Alright class, what is frozen water called? The kids: 5:49

[@Atlasix]

icE

[@shephard1225]

Hard water

[@Melancholic_Choir]

Facu Romeo I called water warm ice, dont ask

[@shephard1225]

@@Melancholic_Choir I'll ask

[@Melancholic_Choir]

Facu Romeo please dont

[@lost4666]

miscellaneous creature: makes eye contact with boffy boffy: so you have chosen death

[@baconlettucepotato69]

imagine watching your grown ass neighbor walking outside, avoiding the grass while saying "wait, I can't walk there, tnt will spawn" I'd probably call moving services right away

[@__8120]

Well I mean he's 15

[@ArtisanAsteroid]

@@__8120 I just started seeing his vids so I didn’t know that.

[@angie_9827]

lol-

[@maxhydekyle2425]

@@__8120 Ya but he looks about 30

[@thewafflemonarch2703]

@@angie_9827 and talks

[@Spacebugg]

the best excuse to say to people that tell you to touch grass.

[@nonshan432]

"I just have to not be stupid and accidentally kill myself" Babies:

[@cakefart3000]

is this a whos your daddy reference

[@FangsInMyLeg]

@@cakefart3000 no

[@starshapedstar2841]

@@cakefart3000 nope

[@2Thousand2000]

@@cakefart3000 no

[@user-hq9qd8uy4l]

@@cakefart3000 no

[@AsianEggy]

"You ever die so much that you don't even fear death anymore." Flashbacks to Re:Zero

[@philgamer_309]

lol

[@ahebeshere5842]

“I don’t want to kill anything this episode” *proceeds to kill a cow for existing*

[@bugsieverse]

steven no

[@thingy6797]

F

[@YubTub07]

Haha so funny 😐

[@benimustheanonymous722]

>go out to touch some grass >touch grass >explode >dies

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

Alternate title: "I die. A lot."

[@valencehockey1668]

Hi u again

[@anabandonedkpopaccount]

Same

[@JoeMama-vd1yy]

Gonna bet you are going to get lots of likes

[@dilophosaurussk4333]

@@JoeMama-vd1yy Ive noticed that comments like this basically never get more than 5 likes.

[@SpookStatik]

A boring comment from you. That is rare

[@rfldss89]

13:30 "I'm like santa but instead of dropping presents I drop death" **American imperialism intensifies**

[@tennygaa8494]

Long LiVe ThE uSa

[@Void_Wars]

😐 *No other nation in history has ever pursued a colonial empire.*

[@chloroplast8611]

@@Void_Wars except china. Today. For 13 countries in africa

[@enricopucci7205]

@@Void_Wars British empire:am i a joke to you?

[@chloroplast8611]

@daddy why the fcking hell is it so trendy to diss the greatest nation of the world one that is rich and has freedom of speech?!?!? THATS IT IM NEVER GOING TO YUOTUBE COMMENTS EVER AGAIN.

[@mt9456]

"I just wanna have a peaceful life." Said the man who paid money to get his stand coded against him.

[@s3fen]

I'm 33 years old...

[@mt9456]

...And I lost control of my stand in this cubic world

[@JTawesome92]

"My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone."

[@nejakybobek]

The life of a discord mod

[@ps3master72]

"Any time you have to use charcoal, you're not doing well." Hank Hill wants to know your location

[@FishyBoi1337]

"please don't cancel me" "was blown up by Spider" HUH?

[@skinny_box]

Can’t believe Boffy posted at a reasonable time.

[@Evan-xs8ts]

Thats cuz this isn't real

[@royalblanket]

@@Evan-xs8ts FAKE BOFFY!,!,!,!?!?!

[@liamvilla264]

What happens to the eyebrows

[@livefortheafternoon]

e

[@bananamango2624]

ashley e

[@gwendolyncordova5636]

I watch your videos because you sound like my brother when he was younger and I miss that side of him so yeah thanks for making me feel comforted even tho you wouldn't read this

[@nerdnweeb7126]

"Irrational fear of outdoors" Sounds like most antisocial (or asocial) people.

[@spookykidbunny]

you mean asocial, not antisocial

[@potatofarmer9488]

yeah thats me

[@nerdnweeb7126]

@@spookykidbunny Oooh, is that the correct term or are you pulling my leg- I can't tell-

[@spookykidbunny]

Nerd N Weeb oh antisocial is like an aggressive form of asocial. asocial just means you’re afraid or weary of others

[@nerdnweeb7126]

@@spookykidbunny OH.

[@leastyto1229]

9:08 this man went through so much pain the Minecraft gods gave him stuff. lol

[@MonaLisa.mp4]

he cheated lmao what a loser

[@gabrieljose8134]

@@MonaLisa.mp4 if you realize it not easy to play when you are a walking time bomb

[@leastyto1229]

@@MonaLisa.mp4 Dude he probably lost all the will to live in this challenge. I wasnt knocking him cause he cheated.

[@cyanadofai]

@@MonaLisa.mp4 you insulted someone else just for trying to sneak in a little comedic scene lmao what a loser

[@gob18]

@@MonaLisa.mp4 Dude, what is wrong with you? He was already having a hard time during the challenge. Why you gotta be like that?!

[@zacharytgmredsun]

As a gamer who never leaves his house, this gamemode is just real life

[@btgn2462]

Boffy : makes the world try to murder him Also boffy: weaponises the world

[@BrianHopson]

Nice blue exorcist pfp

[@bennetting1609]

*Breaks leg in school yard* Teacher: He needs to see a doctor Other kids: He needs to see a doctor School nurse: 5:50

[@contaalternativa2596]

Why Why is this not pinned

[@billcollecter4728]

Lol true

[@jokeer722]

" *ICE* "

[@winter.07]

underrated comment this is funny

[@chiliology3921]

Pov: you're waiting impatiently to get to the time since you dont wanna skip

[@danielpeppapigpowers]

I can't comprehend that this guy is like YEARS younger than me. The voice is misleading

[@heshpandemic7359]

And he's smarter than us :(

[@arounddvsk2505]

born a literal DAY after me

[@ardinaattia8]

And the beard

[@tallissonmelo6831]

How old is he?

[@danielpeppapigpowers]

@@tallissonmelo6831 Like 15

[@hurthertz]

13:28 had the perfect chance to say "i drop bombs"

[@blackstone2477]

Boffy: "I don't even want to kill anything this episode" *Sees cow casually strolling on grass* Boffy: "I do not like this cow Charlie. Its smug aura mocks me."

[@Wintercourse]

Should of had a song playing in the background that reset every time he died. "'Cause you know I'd walk a thousand mil..." "Cause you know I'd w-" "Cause yo-" "Cause you know I-" "C-" "-" "Cause yo-" He wouldn't even get copyright strike either!

[@lordexplosionmurder8978]

Goddammit this made me laugh

[@ryaquaza3offical]

And people laughed at me liking desert spawns, who’s laughing now Carl, WHOS LAUGHING NOW!!!

[@akosijj8330]

Lmao

[@xdrygy1149]

Ummmmm ok

[@newusernamessuck]

I can't figure out if ur giratina for the profile picture or Rayquaza for the name

[@soapp405]

Desert spawns are great

[@superik408]

Desert spawns are pretty decent if there is a village or a temple nearby

[@n0tzyx]

This brings “Go Touch Grass” To a whole new level

[@zacklockhartmusic1832]

"I'm like santa, except instead of presents I drop death" - Boffy, with the best quote of 2020