Beating the Enjenir with VTOL Aircraft and High Explosives

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@martincitopantsLIVE
@martincitopantsLIVE 4 ай бұрын
BECOME THE CLEANEST MF ON PLANET EARTH (merch): martincitopants.com/
@ianbuchanan02
@ianbuchanan02 4 ай бұрын
I laughed way too hard when i saw the stupid glass shattering background when you click, then proceeded to turn the entire background white with the glass shattering effect
@Invisible_commenter
@Invisible_commenter 4 ай бұрын
25 min ago is wild
@Aminos_prime
@Aminos_prime 4 ай бұрын
Mart. Please let me out of Finland, I don't want to be here man
@hiropraim4417
@hiropraim4417 4 ай бұрын
Mart which of the 2 t-shirts should i get? Pliz help me decide 🙏❤️
@pitohui8467
@pitohui8467 4 ай бұрын
MART. MY BIRTHDAY WAS YESTERDAY, TAKE AWAY 100 KM OFF THE MY SUMMER CAR DRIVE PLEASE! IT'S MY B-DAY WISH
@exilestudios9546
@exilestudios9546 4 ай бұрын
Bro really made an ICBM (intercontinental ballistic monarch)
@voltsiano116
@voltsiano116 4 ай бұрын
This jostles my diaphragm
@barrylemington
@barrylemington 4 ай бұрын
@@voltsiano116 this intimidates my kidneys
@beetsandboots
@beetsandboots 4 ай бұрын
@@barrylemington this upsets my stomach
@echidnablade
@echidnablade 4 ай бұрын
Armored car? Nah, ballistic missile
@noskalborg723
@noskalborg723 4 ай бұрын
​@@beetsandbootsthis flexes my ribs
@casuallyfilth
@casuallyfilth 4 ай бұрын
26:06 the missile knows where it is at all times, it knows this because it knows where it isn’t
@Totallynotmskaven
@Totallynotmskaven 4 ай бұрын
By subtracting where it is from where it isn't which ever is greater
@mantacid1221
@mantacid1221 4 ай бұрын
@@Totallynotmskaven it obtains a difference, or deviation.
@natedinoffria1609
@natedinoffria1609 4 ай бұрын
@@mantacid1221 the guidance system uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the missile from a position where it is to a position where it isnt, arriving at a position where it wasn't but where it is now.
@bluestar3144
@bluestar3144 4 ай бұрын
And it knows where it wants to be.
@Fhyasa
@Fhyasa 4 ай бұрын
But for the missile to know where it isn’t, it has to know where it is
@Amonginator
@Amonginator 4 ай бұрын
You may escape Finland. But you cannot escape space, the factory beckons Martin....
@Drayp33pers
@Drayp33pers 4 ай бұрын
The factory is beckoning Martin
@pablodog581
@pablodog581 4 ай бұрын
The factory is beckoning Martin
@Marder_IFV
@Marder_IFV 4 ай бұрын
The factory is beckoning Martin
@britishcrab1895
@britishcrab1895 4 ай бұрын
Don’t be shy Martin
@warfurytank8710
@warfurytank8710 4 ай бұрын
The factory is beckoning Martin.
@imapopo2924
@imapopo2924 4 ай бұрын
"Launch the log" *Makes Intercontinental Ballistic Log Missile*
@cabnbeeschurgr
@cabnbeeschurgr 4 ай бұрын
Mfw accidental mass driver
@DreadtheGato
@DreadtheGato 4 ай бұрын
"Tactical Nucular Log... Turn the key"
@James-the-idiot
@James-the-idiot 4 ай бұрын
IBLM
@TheGermanTitan
@TheGermanTitan 4 ай бұрын
Intercontinental balogstick missile
@Ranulfdatank
@Ranulfdatank 4 ай бұрын
Log from the gods.
@storm2528_
@storm2528_ 4 ай бұрын
4:55 are we just going to ignore the enjenir being flung and landing just in time to see a perfect slam dunk
@Redsauceconsumer
@Redsauceconsumer 4 ай бұрын
Yes
@frogge-i6o
@frogge-i6o 4 ай бұрын
LMAO I SEE IT
@pokemonchase9876
@pokemonchase9876 4 ай бұрын
"Hello engineer, we need a railing to rise 15 feed to stop carts from flying off a cliff" "okay I will need 30 thousand dollars to develop jet engines and the railing will have an upkeep cost of 500 dollars an hour"
@djmagichat1721
@djmagichat1721 2 ай бұрын
"Actually, that's assuming you just want to use the unleaded jet fuel...you good with that, or would you prefer premium? That'll triple the hourly maintenance, not counting any system resets, but it could increase the lifespan of your railing by up to two months!"
@derptomistic
@derptomistic 4 ай бұрын
Is in a medieval technology base Told to move a rock "I present to you the pinnacle of Vertical Launch and Take Off technology" Immediately burned at the stake for witchcraft
@the.only.mr.president
@the.only.mr.president 4 ай бұрын
When will you start beating it with galvanized square steel, screws borrowed from your aunt and eco friendly wood veneer??
@CheezeSpartan
@CheezeSpartan 4 ай бұрын
MartincitopantsLIVE uploaded: Designing An Abode for A BILLION Humans In Enjenir
@csabirares411
@csabirares411 4 ай бұрын
​@CheezeSpartan Why aint i gettin the notifycations 😢😢😢😢
@the.only.mr.president
@the.only.mr.president 4 ай бұрын
@@CheezeSpartan can’t wait for “Designing a a humble abode for the entire nation of Djibouti in Enjenir”
@lowiqchannelroblox
@lowiqchannelroblox 4 ай бұрын
i already had
@MrIrdatlan
@MrIrdatlan 4 ай бұрын
You sweat while beating it, i bleed.
@capitalist_bean9844
@capitalist_bean9844 4 ай бұрын
Anyone can build something that works, but it takes a Martincitopants to build something that barely functions, is extremely expensive, and probably violates 17 different OSHA violations.
@stratigangames508
@stratigangames508 4 ай бұрын
Him, or the government.
@sewerside01142
@sewerside01142 4 ай бұрын
"Not only good, but good enough"
@SpiffoGaming
@SpiffoGaming 4 ай бұрын
Not to mention only being usable once
@tjb0502
@tjb0502 4 ай бұрын
Mart has joined the F-4 Phantom's design team, embracing the motto "In Thrust we Trust"
@JogoatTheStrongestCurse
@JogoatTheStrongestCurse 4 ай бұрын
0:14 *gestures to the dragon* “so here me out-” -average D&D bard
@T4RVITAN
@T4RVITAN 3 ай бұрын
Exactly
@Terrik240
@Terrik240 4 ай бұрын
Martin. You can't dance around it forever. This engineering is just a facade for what you truly desire. The factory, it calls. It must grow. It. Must. Grow.
@arandomcommenter412
@arandomcommenter412 4 ай бұрын
whats the factory from i know the other one was my summer car but the factory??
@btcbuster5556
@btcbuster5556 4 ай бұрын
Factorio
@vexlegend313
@vexlegend313 4 ай бұрын
@@arandomcommenter412it must grow
@chittasticchitta1164
@chittasticchitta1164 4 ай бұрын
it must grow
@Capital_snack69
@Capital_snack69 4 ай бұрын
What did bro do?
@Youraveragecommenter45
@Youraveragecommenter45 4 ай бұрын
"little mart has saved up money to buy enough materials for a small vtol aircraft" "the vtol barely works but its the only way he gets from and to work" "he is tired of this torture so now he gets galvinized square steel frame....." also the ppl on the nesting thingy is: civil engineer, Drae, Blitz, and scrapman go check em out
@Aquitanic
@Aquitanic 4 ай бұрын
I don't know why 'intercontinental ballistic wyvern engine' was so funny to me, thank you for that mart
@baleeet7323
@baleeet7323 4 ай бұрын
If it moves and shouldn't; anvil. If it doesn't move and should; wyvern engine.
@jbwebkksdjkcbds
@jbwebkksdjkcbds 4 ай бұрын
5:23 for those curious rce, drae, blitz, and scrapman
@stevanpetrovic6308
@stevanpetrovic6308 4 ай бұрын
It's sad that we got so old that RCE is the one people recognize, and not Blitz and Drae, the OG indie game youtubers.
@terranmiller9287
@terranmiller9287 4 ай бұрын
March of progress and or whatever; PewDiePie to Mr. Beast, Jim Carrey to Ryan Reynolds, Ect. It happens my guy
@Wulf573
@Wulf573 4 ай бұрын
Drae is the only one i recognized
@TheEnjenirGame
@TheEnjenirGame 4 ай бұрын
They were the first KZbinrs to play the game last year! 😀
@GigaChadstar
@GigaChadstar 4 ай бұрын
​@@TheEnjenirGameare you.....the real?
@Klim_Goliath
@Klim_Goliath 4 ай бұрын
0:14 I Feel Good
@Tractorfuture
@Tractorfuture 4 ай бұрын
Banananana. I'm Glad I'm not the only one.
@regularbullshit348
@regularbullshit348 4 ай бұрын
Same
@Amirrorofmirrors
@Amirrorofmirrors 4 ай бұрын
i knew that i would
@CarlosFlorian-kc2md
@CarlosFlorian-kc2md 4 ай бұрын
Please make that a video Please dude
@KostisPlayz
@KostisPlayz 4 ай бұрын
I feeeeeeeel goooood
@Vttocs
@Vttocs 4 ай бұрын
1:31 "Hrrugh" - that one guy from Enjenir
@masterofdoots5965
@masterofdoots5965 4 ай бұрын
The factory wants you, Martin. The industry must grow.
@sonic_exe2312
@sonic_exe2312 4 ай бұрын
4:52 "First you swing your arms from side to side, Pretend you're not always terrified, Move and let the rhythm be your guide, Now you prepped to C O M M I T H H O M I C I D E." - Lugi
@missingwyatt7056
@missingwyatt7056 4 ай бұрын
Dassa' good one.
@peanutbutter348
@peanutbutter348 4 ай бұрын
Your debt to the Finnish is almost repayed, but one small issue remains... *The factory yearns for you, martin.*
@TheLonelyStreetLight
@TheLonelyStreetLight 4 ай бұрын
“Goodbye, my people need me” 21:50
@rpsc8000
@rpsc8000 4 ай бұрын
we are insatiable martin we demand more slop martin oink oink oink
@drywall726
@drywall726 4 ай бұрын
10:09 tf2 battalions backup jump scare
@VolgogradProductions
@VolgogradProductions 4 ай бұрын
SCREAMING EAGLES!!!
@JigglyJigglepuff
@JigglyJigglepuff 4 ай бұрын
22:36 YO THATS ME
@nsgarci8047
@nsgarci8047 4 ай бұрын
Nauvis calls martin, the inserters miss you and the biters are getting excited
@jarvy251
@jarvy251 4 ай бұрын
24:35 "Hit em with a brick" Someone tell him about laser-guided concrete bombs
@Luke-ll5um
@Luke-ll5um 4 ай бұрын
you may have completed your little road trip to Finland... But the factory, the SPACE beckons you Martin
@notsusanna7485
@notsusanna7485 4 ай бұрын
Marked Down Cider Plants, the facility in which goods are manufactured and/or assembled requires an increase in mass, length, width, and height.
@finnlewis6207
@finnlewis6207 4 ай бұрын
I was absolutely losing it at the armored vehicle section. Hardest I've laughed in a while.
@spacecadet6620
@spacecadet6620 4 ай бұрын
26:05 Mart you have built a middle ages ICBM
@dexterblox2743
@dexterblox2743 4 ай бұрын
1:01 banana begin truly a certified banger
@benjaminmeriwether9165
@benjaminmeriwether9165 4 ай бұрын
The frogman once again conquers the laws of physics
@sergiosantosfilipe165
@sergiosantosfilipe165 4 ай бұрын
Came for the precarious buildings, stayed for the garfield abuse
@vinder-qy7zm
@vinder-qy7zm 13 күн бұрын
The background music . . Its been buried into my mind i cant unhear it 23:36 i just hear it "I was never book smart im money smart make me more inteli more intelligent call me mr rock mr show i got hella freinds"
@fundude9938
@fundude9938 4 ай бұрын
8:29 the plot of Oppenheimer
@Spickv
@Spickv 2 ай бұрын
6:49 bro sent them eggs into low earth orbit 🙏
@Dark-b8i
@Dark-b8i 4 ай бұрын
Absorbs piss sometimes 0:47
@aggravatedassaultduck
@aggravatedassaultduck 4 ай бұрын
"Sometimes" is unacceptable. What about people who piss alltimes? This is disrespectful and frankly quite racist.
@1stCallipostle
@1stCallipostle 4 ай бұрын
​@@aggravatedassaultduck Skill issue, be a better race next time
@kkiil05
@kkiil05 4 ай бұрын
THIS VID IS ACTUAL PEAK HOLY $HIT Also 26:05 Intercontinental Balistic Log
@ReverendTed
@ReverendTed 4 ай бұрын
3:44 - "I think I might be the biggest (s)Mart."
@SirNobleIZH
@SirNobleIZH 4 ай бұрын
The intercontinental ballistic lumber was INCREDIBLE
@YuriYoshiosan
@YuriYoshiosan 4 ай бұрын
From rocket scienctist, to engineering and back again to rocket scientist
@p3chv0gel22
@p3chv0gel22 4 ай бұрын
I love how Blitz, RCE and ScrapMan have plucks in that game
@Clubby1018
@Clubby1018 4 ай бұрын
You may have repaid your debt to Finland, martin, but the Biters… they crave your sweet sweet smog. The factory beckons, martin.
@dragonsaint9446
@dragonsaint9446 4 ай бұрын
Martin's continued and relentless refusal to learn even the most trivial of steering mechanisms is equal parts hilarious and terrifying 😂
@MoaiMann
@MoaiMann 4 ай бұрын
Mart totally can be trusted with an engineering degree and tools without supervision
@banyanyas839
@banyanyas839 4 ай бұрын
Martin when he faced a minor inconvenience: "wyvern engine"
@4RILDIGITAL
@4RILDIGITAL 4 ай бұрын
The level of creativity needed to come up with solutions was impressive, especially considering the unconventional use of 'Wy' engines and anvils.
@thenerpist5232
@thenerpist5232 4 ай бұрын
4:38 brother is NOT Dutch Van Der Linde
@SirTankBall
@SirTankBall 4 ай бұрын
I love your intros and vids, Markdownsemenpants!
@amedefeu009
@amedefeu009 4 ай бұрын
something about seeing things go into farwawayland wit the Wyvern engines just seems so poetic....
@skelehedron3070
@skelehedron3070 4 ай бұрын
"My people, I shall return to the sky from whence I came!" - the king
@evalyer
@evalyer 4 ай бұрын
Rando: "What flavor of autism is this?" Mart: "I AM NICOLAS MUSK HAWKING THE 3rd!"
@milkmilk5757
@milkmilk5757 4 ай бұрын
Imagine being a resident of the town and just seeing your king flying into the sunset or fall to his death
@TheTomo-sg6lj
@TheTomo-sg6lj 4 ай бұрын
M A R T I N RIP cat 5:02
@playwars3037
@playwars3037 5 күн бұрын
This was legit amazing, I love those types of games and you really had some interesting solutions to some of this stuff. I'd love to see more on games like Besieged and such !
@gokkertje1682
@gokkertje1682 4 ай бұрын
i havent laughed this good for a while thank you martin
@Pottzy
@Pottzy 4 ай бұрын
I really don't know why something casually flying off into the distance is so funny but the king and the log had me crying
@Cyber-jx3ov
@Cyber-jx3ov 4 ай бұрын
While you are almost done escaping from finland, the kerbals still remain waiting
@EliLubbe-hi1de
@EliLubbe-hi1de 4 ай бұрын
kerbin beckons
@trexrawrrrgaming
@trexrawrrrgaming 4 ай бұрын
he already said hes not doing more
@djw7141
@djw7141 4 ай бұрын
Martin should play outer planets mod
@Luiz3r0
@Luiz3r0 4 ай бұрын
the Ksp series is officially over
@babyplum2837
@babyplum2837 4 ай бұрын
The factory waits for you Marti, for it will wait till you return, but don't make it wait too long Marti.
@OR56
@OR56 4 ай бұрын
30:00 All that From the Depths Adventure Mode training is finally paying off
@MrDarkSkull9
@MrDarkSkull9 Ай бұрын
Bro the king part made me almost die of laughter genuinely
@Trumpetrat
@Trumpetrat 4 ай бұрын
Frog man upload. Ignoring duties
@ApolloSol_101
@ApolloSol_101 4 ай бұрын
0:46 I have never seen someone so dedicated to piss on his merch... Good job
@kryddignugget3131
@kryddignugget3131 4 ай бұрын
"LOOKS GOOD TO ME"😆😆😆
@The_Cloak_
@The_Cloak_ 4 ай бұрын
4:42 WE NEED MORE MONEH ARTHUR, TAHITI ARTHUR
@nimblebrock5504
@nimblebrock5504 4 ай бұрын
Me like when frog man uses big brain machines.
@giorgosdetorakis5105
@giorgosdetorakis5105 4 ай бұрын
26:24 Intercontinental Ballistic L O G
@randommicrowave3917
@randommicrowave3917 4 ай бұрын
people really act like they watched the entire 30 minute video when it hasn't even been out for 10 minutes
@Just_Sleeping451
@Just_Sleeping451 4 ай бұрын
21:40 The King: "UNTIL WE MEET AGAIN!!!"
@DellOptiplex3010
@DellOptiplex3010 4 ай бұрын
The factory beckons Martin, You cannot escape its call.
@Alan_The_Jaguar
@Alan_The_Jaguar 4 ай бұрын
props to martin for makng simple architecture into literal ROCKET science
@bilinasmini3480
@bilinasmini3480 4 ай бұрын
Something that functions can be built by anyone, but something that barely operates, is very expensive, and likely violates 17 separate OSHA regulations requires a Martincitopants.
@oflunar_client7204
@oflunar_client7204 2 күн бұрын
26:05 The missile knows where it is 30:16 Lockheed Martincitopants
@sirsquadie3383
@sirsquadie3383 4 ай бұрын
Clash Of Clans Jumpscare 2:21
@gery505
@gery505 4 ай бұрын
"Same minute delivery, GUARANTEED"
@YoBoyNeptune
@YoBoyNeptune 4 ай бұрын
The factory must grow martin
@fuzzyferretdude
@fuzzyferretdude Ай бұрын
The use of "Bosun Bill" From SoT at 21mins is.. so weirdly fitting. It's glorious.
@garyslayton8340
@garyslayton8340 4 ай бұрын
14 SECONDS FOR FROG MAN BABY
@ghostly_studios7485
@ghostly_studios7485 4 ай бұрын
1:04 that sfx sound from martins stare sounded like the beginning of the music you hear when getting attacked in skyrim...
@Freddybear437
@Freddybear437 4 ай бұрын
Vertical take off and landing
@gamergarten9254
@gamergarten9254 4 ай бұрын
thank you for making the live be the day before school starts
@cnx726
@cnx726 4 ай бұрын
CURTAN WALL MENTIONED RAAAHHHH🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🏰🏰🏰🏰🏰🏰🏰⚔️⚔️⚔️⚔️⚔️⚔️⚔️ 10:09
@please-wake-up-now
@please-wake-up-now 4 ай бұрын
This was such a wild ride 😂! It's like watching a mad scientist at work. Seriously tho, how does Martin keep coming up with these crazy ideas? He should write a book on how to break stuff in style. Keep it coming! 🚀💥
@myplace4play
@myplace4play 4 ай бұрын
Mom, I want KSP! We got KSP at home. KSP at home:
@aviowl
@aviowl 4 ай бұрын
“Is that a dragon” … hear me out~
@memelord8769
@memelord8769 4 ай бұрын
This person above me. Fish Reply them
@aviowl
@aviowl 4 ай бұрын
@@memelord8769 Fish?
@rapcreeperproductions3269
@rapcreeperproductions3269 4 ай бұрын
30:00 sell that to Ukraine
@brenudo997
@brenudo997 4 ай бұрын
26:05 Welcome back to Kerbal Space Program
@ahmedalaa1018
@ahmedalaa1018 4 ай бұрын
Is that a fu***** dragon got me
@csabirares411
@csabirares411 4 ай бұрын
You meant f***ing.
@Max_Eye
@Max_Eye 4 ай бұрын
What galvanizes square steel is to little Jonny, vivorn engines are to Mart.
@ssilent8202
@ssilent8202 4 ай бұрын
Me when balls I think?
@Beandobbin
@Beandobbin 4 ай бұрын
23:17 this is a certified GROHL moment. Tag your friends to totally GROHL them
@snowman-man6096
@snowman-man6096 4 ай бұрын
is your name supposed to be 'mat in cito pants' or 'martin citopants'
@antium_9992
@antium_9992 4 ай бұрын
Yes
@tylerthompson5859
@tylerthompson5859 4 ай бұрын
29:01 "Team Rocket blasting off to space again!!!" *Ding*
@Nashmoore-s3k
@Nashmoore-s3k 4 ай бұрын
Today's fact: Murder, is illegal.
@07_SPADES
@07_SPADES 4 ай бұрын
I am shocked by this
@Kelsi-2014
@Kelsi-2014 4 ай бұрын
Source?
@07_SPADES
@07_SPADES 4 ай бұрын
Where is the source for this information?
@btcbuster5556
@btcbuster5556 4 ай бұрын
BRB I’m going to find out
@StruggleGaming
@StruggleGaming 4 ай бұрын
He made it tf up. ​@@Kelsi-2014
@thefatcat2790
@thefatcat2790 4 ай бұрын
26:06 Kerbal Lumber Program
@RogueGMR
@RogueGMR 19 күн бұрын
An ICBM [L] ( InterContinental Ballistic Maple [Log]) is properly defined as "giving Martin the ability to use Wyvern engines"
@sargentginger1776
@sargentginger1776 4 ай бұрын
The sea is calling Frog man, you can't outrun the somalian pirates forever.
@anibalbrotons
@anibalbrotons 4 ай бұрын
I love how martin recognices real civil engineer and then says "and all these other guys"
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