BECOME THE CLEANEST MF ON PLANET EARTH (merch): martincitopants.com/
@ianbuchanan024 ай бұрын
I laughed way too hard when i saw the stupid glass shattering background when you click, then proceeded to turn the entire background white with the glass shattering effect
@Invisible_commenter4 ай бұрын
25 min ago is wild
@Aminos_prime4 ай бұрын
Mart. Please let me out of Finland, I don't want to be here man
@hiropraim44174 ай бұрын
Mart which of the 2 t-shirts should i get? Pliz help me decide 🙏❤️
@pitohui84674 ай бұрын
MART. MY BIRTHDAY WAS YESTERDAY, TAKE AWAY 100 KM OFF THE MY SUMMER CAR DRIVE PLEASE! IT'S MY B-DAY WISH
@exilestudios95464 ай бұрын
Bro really made an ICBM (intercontinental ballistic monarch)
@voltsiano1164 ай бұрын
This jostles my diaphragm
@barrylemington4 ай бұрын
@@voltsiano116 this intimidates my kidneys
@beetsandboots4 ай бұрын
@@barrylemington this upsets my stomach
@echidnablade4 ай бұрын
Armored car? Nah, ballistic missile
@noskalborg7234 ай бұрын
@@beetsandbootsthis flexes my ribs
@casuallyfilth4 ай бұрын
26:06 the missile knows where it is at all times, it knows this because it knows where it isn’t
@Totallynotmskaven4 ай бұрын
By subtracting where it is from where it isn't which ever is greater
@mantacid12214 ай бұрын
@@Totallynotmskaven it obtains a difference, or deviation.
@natedinoffria16094 ай бұрын
@@mantacid1221 the guidance system uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the missile from a position where it is to a position where it isnt, arriving at a position where it wasn't but where it is now.
@bluestar31444 ай бұрын
And it knows where it wants to be.
@Fhyasa4 ай бұрын
But for the missile to know where it isn’t, it has to know where it is
@Amonginator4 ай бұрын
You may escape Finland. But you cannot escape space, the factory beckons Martin....
@Drayp33pers4 ай бұрын
The factory is beckoning Martin
@pablodog5814 ай бұрын
The factory is beckoning Martin
@Marder_IFV4 ай бұрын
The factory is beckoning Martin
@britishcrab18954 ай бұрын
Don’t be shy Martin
@warfurytank87104 ай бұрын
The factory is beckoning Martin.
@imapopo29244 ай бұрын
"Launch the log" *Makes Intercontinental Ballistic Log Missile*
@cabnbeeschurgr4 ай бұрын
Mfw accidental mass driver
@DreadtheGato4 ай бұрын
"Tactical Nucular Log... Turn the key"
@James-the-idiot4 ай бұрын
IBLM
@TheGermanTitan4 ай бұрын
Intercontinental balogstick missile
@Ranulfdatank4 ай бұрын
Log from the gods.
@storm2528_4 ай бұрын
4:55 are we just going to ignore the enjenir being flung and landing just in time to see a perfect slam dunk
@Redsauceconsumer4 ай бұрын
Yes
@frogge-i6o4 ай бұрын
LMAO I SEE IT
@pokemonchase98764 ай бұрын
"Hello engineer, we need a railing to rise 15 feed to stop carts from flying off a cliff" "okay I will need 30 thousand dollars to develop jet engines and the railing will have an upkeep cost of 500 dollars an hour"
@djmagichat17212 ай бұрын
"Actually, that's assuming you just want to use the unleaded jet fuel...you good with that, or would you prefer premium? That'll triple the hourly maintenance, not counting any system resets, but it could increase the lifespan of your railing by up to two months!"
@derptomistic4 ай бұрын
Is in a medieval technology base Told to move a rock "I present to you the pinnacle of Vertical Launch and Take Off technology" Immediately burned at the stake for witchcraft
@the.only.mr.president4 ай бұрын
When will you start beating it with galvanized square steel, screws borrowed from your aunt and eco friendly wood veneer??
@CheezeSpartan4 ай бұрын
MartincitopantsLIVE uploaded: Designing An Abode for A BILLION Humans In Enjenir
@csabirares4114 ай бұрын
@CheezeSpartan Why aint i gettin the notifycations 😢😢😢😢
@the.only.mr.president4 ай бұрын
@@CheezeSpartan can’t wait for “Designing a a humble abode for the entire nation of Djibouti in Enjenir”
@lowiqchannelroblox4 ай бұрын
i already had
@MrIrdatlan4 ай бұрын
You sweat while beating it, i bleed.
@capitalist_bean98444 ай бұрын
Anyone can build something that works, but it takes a Martincitopants to build something that barely functions, is extremely expensive, and probably violates 17 different OSHA violations.
@stratigangames5084 ай бұрын
Him, or the government.
@sewerside011424 ай бұрын
"Not only good, but good enough"
@SpiffoGaming4 ай бұрын
Not to mention only being usable once
@tjb05024 ай бұрын
Mart has joined the F-4 Phantom's design team, embracing the motto "In Thrust we Trust"
@JogoatTheStrongestCurse4 ай бұрын
0:14 *gestures to the dragon* “so here me out-” -average D&D bard
@T4RVITAN3 ай бұрын
Exactly
@Terrik2404 ай бұрын
Martin. You can't dance around it forever. This engineering is just a facade for what you truly desire. The factory, it calls. It must grow. It. Must. Grow.
@arandomcommenter4124 ай бұрын
whats the factory from i know the other one was my summer car but the factory??
@btcbuster55564 ай бұрын
Factorio
@vexlegend3134 ай бұрын
@@arandomcommenter412it must grow
@chittasticchitta11644 ай бұрын
it must grow
@Capital_snack694 ай бұрын
What did bro do?
@Youraveragecommenter454 ай бұрын
"little mart has saved up money to buy enough materials for a small vtol aircraft" "the vtol barely works but its the only way he gets from and to work" "he is tired of this torture so now he gets galvinized square steel frame....." also the ppl on the nesting thingy is: civil engineer, Drae, Blitz, and scrapman go check em out
@Aquitanic4 ай бұрын
I don't know why 'intercontinental ballistic wyvern engine' was so funny to me, thank you for that mart
@baleeet73234 ай бұрын
If it moves and shouldn't; anvil. If it doesn't move and should; wyvern engine.
@jbwebkksdjkcbds4 ай бұрын
5:23 for those curious rce, drae, blitz, and scrapman
@stevanpetrovic63084 ай бұрын
It's sad that we got so old that RCE is the one people recognize, and not Blitz and Drae, the OG indie game youtubers.
@terranmiller92874 ай бұрын
March of progress and or whatever; PewDiePie to Mr. Beast, Jim Carrey to Ryan Reynolds, Ect. It happens my guy
@Wulf5734 ай бұрын
Drae is the only one i recognized
@TheEnjenirGame4 ай бұрын
They were the first KZbinrs to play the game last year! 😀
@GigaChadstar4 ай бұрын
@@TheEnjenirGameare you.....the real?
@Klim_Goliath4 ай бұрын
0:14 I Feel Good
@Tractorfuture4 ай бұрын
Banananana. I'm Glad I'm not the only one.
@regularbullshit3484 ай бұрын
Same
@Amirrorofmirrors4 ай бұрын
i knew that i would
@CarlosFlorian-kc2md4 ай бұрын
Please make that a video Please dude
@KostisPlayz4 ай бұрын
I feeeeeeeel goooood
@Vttocs4 ай бұрын
1:31 "Hrrugh" - that one guy from Enjenir
@masterofdoots59654 ай бұрын
The factory wants you, Martin. The industry must grow.
@sonic_exe23124 ай бұрын
4:52 "First you swing your arms from side to side, Pretend you're not always terrified, Move and let the rhythm be your guide, Now you prepped to C O M M I T H H O M I C I D E." - Lugi
@missingwyatt70564 ай бұрын
Dassa' good one.
@peanutbutter3484 ай бұрын
Your debt to the Finnish is almost repayed, but one small issue remains... *The factory yearns for you, martin.*
@TheLonelyStreetLight4 ай бұрын
“Goodbye, my people need me” 21:50
@rpsc80004 ай бұрын
we are insatiable martin we demand more slop martin oink oink oink
@drywall7264 ай бұрын
10:09 tf2 battalions backup jump scare
@VolgogradProductions4 ай бұрын
SCREAMING EAGLES!!!
@JigglyJigglepuff4 ай бұрын
22:36 YO THATS ME
@nsgarci80474 ай бұрын
Nauvis calls martin, the inserters miss you and the biters are getting excited
@jarvy2514 ай бұрын
24:35 "Hit em with a brick" Someone tell him about laser-guided concrete bombs
@Luke-ll5um4 ай бұрын
you may have completed your little road trip to Finland... But the factory, the SPACE beckons you Martin
@notsusanna74854 ай бұрын
Marked Down Cider Plants, the facility in which goods are manufactured and/or assembled requires an increase in mass, length, width, and height.
@finnlewis62074 ай бұрын
I was absolutely losing it at the armored vehicle section. Hardest I've laughed in a while.
@spacecadet66204 ай бұрын
26:05 Mart you have built a middle ages ICBM
@dexterblox27434 ай бұрын
1:01 banana begin truly a certified banger
@benjaminmeriwether91654 ай бұрын
The frogman once again conquers the laws of physics
@sergiosantosfilipe1654 ай бұрын
Came for the precarious buildings, stayed for the garfield abuse
@vinder-qy7zm13 күн бұрын
The background music . . Its been buried into my mind i cant unhear it 23:36 i just hear it "I was never book smart im money smart make me more inteli more intelligent call me mr rock mr show i got hella freinds"
@fundude99384 ай бұрын
8:29 the plot of Oppenheimer
@Spickv2 ай бұрын
6:49 bro sent them eggs into low earth orbit 🙏
@Dark-b8i4 ай бұрын
Absorbs piss sometimes 0:47
@aggravatedassaultduck4 ай бұрын
"Sometimes" is unacceptable. What about people who piss alltimes? This is disrespectful and frankly quite racist.
@1stCallipostle4 ай бұрын
@@aggravatedassaultduck Skill issue, be a better race next time
@kkiil054 ай бұрын
THIS VID IS ACTUAL PEAK HOLY $HIT Also 26:05 Intercontinental Balistic Log
@ReverendTed4 ай бұрын
3:44 - "I think I might be the biggest (s)Mart."
@SirNobleIZH4 ай бұрын
The intercontinental ballistic lumber was INCREDIBLE
@YuriYoshiosan4 ай бұрын
From rocket scienctist, to engineering and back again to rocket scientist
@p3chv0gel224 ай бұрын
I love how Blitz, RCE and ScrapMan have plucks in that game
@Clubby10184 ай бұрын
You may have repaid your debt to Finland, martin, but the Biters… they crave your sweet sweet smog. The factory beckons, martin.
@dragonsaint94464 ай бұрын
Martin's continued and relentless refusal to learn even the most trivial of steering mechanisms is equal parts hilarious and terrifying 😂
@MoaiMann4 ай бұрын
Mart totally can be trusted with an engineering degree and tools without supervision
@banyanyas8394 ай бұрын
Martin when he faced a minor inconvenience: "wyvern engine"
@4RILDIGITAL4 ай бұрын
The level of creativity needed to come up with solutions was impressive, especially considering the unconventional use of 'Wy' engines and anvils.
@thenerpist52324 ай бұрын
4:38 brother is NOT Dutch Van Der Linde
@SirTankBall4 ай бұрын
I love your intros and vids, Markdownsemenpants!
@amedefeu0094 ай бұрын
something about seeing things go into farwawayland wit the Wyvern engines just seems so poetic....
@skelehedron30704 ай бұрын
"My people, I shall return to the sky from whence I came!" - the king
@evalyer4 ай бұрын
Rando: "What flavor of autism is this?" Mart: "I AM NICOLAS MUSK HAWKING THE 3rd!"
@milkmilk57574 ай бұрын
Imagine being a resident of the town and just seeing your king flying into the sunset or fall to his death
@TheTomo-sg6lj4 ай бұрын
M A R T I N RIP cat 5:02
@playwars30375 күн бұрын
This was legit amazing, I love those types of games and you really had some interesting solutions to some of this stuff. I'd love to see more on games like Besieged and such !
@gokkertje16824 ай бұрын
i havent laughed this good for a while thank you martin
@Pottzy4 ай бұрын
I really don't know why something casually flying off into the distance is so funny but the king and the log had me crying
@Cyber-jx3ov4 ай бұрын
While you are almost done escaping from finland, the kerbals still remain waiting
@EliLubbe-hi1de4 ай бұрын
kerbin beckons
@trexrawrrrgaming4 ай бұрын
he already said hes not doing more
@djw71414 ай бұрын
Martin should play outer planets mod
@Luiz3r04 ай бұрын
the Ksp series is officially over
@babyplum28374 ай бұрын
The factory waits for you Marti, for it will wait till you return, but don't make it wait too long Marti.
@OR564 ай бұрын
30:00 All that From the Depths Adventure Mode training is finally paying off
@MrDarkSkull9Ай бұрын
Bro the king part made me almost die of laughter genuinely
@Trumpetrat4 ай бұрын
Frog man upload. Ignoring duties
@ApolloSol_1014 ай бұрын
0:46 I have never seen someone so dedicated to piss on his merch... Good job
@kryddignugget31314 ай бұрын
"LOOKS GOOD TO ME"😆😆😆
@The_Cloak_4 ай бұрын
4:42 WE NEED MORE MONEH ARTHUR, TAHITI ARTHUR
@nimblebrock55044 ай бұрын
Me like when frog man uses big brain machines.
@giorgosdetorakis51054 ай бұрын
26:24 Intercontinental Ballistic L O G
@randommicrowave39174 ай бұрын
people really act like they watched the entire 30 minute video when it hasn't even been out for 10 minutes
@Just_Sleeping4514 ай бұрын
21:40 The King: "UNTIL WE MEET AGAIN!!!"
@DellOptiplex30104 ай бұрын
The factory beckons Martin, You cannot escape its call.
@Alan_The_Jaguar4 ай бұрын
props to martin for makng simple architecture into literal ROCKET science
@bilinasmini34804 ай бұрын
Something that functions can be built by anyone, but something that barely operates, is very expensive, and likely violates 17 separate OSHA regulations requires a Martincitopants.
@oflunar_client72042 күн бұрын
26:05 The missile knows where it is 30:16 Lockheed Martincitopants
@sirsquadie33834 ай бұрын
Clash Of Clans Jumpscare 2:21
@gery5054 ай бұрын
"Same minute delivery, GUARANTEED"
@YoBoyNeptune4 ай бұрын
The factory must grow martin
@fuzzyferretdudeАй бұрын
The use of "Bosun Bill" From SoT at 21mins is.. so weirdly fitting. It's glorious.
@garyslayton83404 ай бұрын
14 SECONDS FOR FROG MAN BABY
@ghostly_studios74854 ай бұрын
1:04 that sfx sound from martins stare sounded like the beginning of the music you hear when getting attacked in skyrim...
@Freddybear4374 ай бұрын
Vertical take off and landing
@gamergarten92544 ай бұрын
thank you for making the live be the day before school starts
This was such a wild ride 😂! It's like watching a mad scientist at work. Seriously tho, how does Martin keep coming up with these crazy ideas? He should write a book on how to break stuff in style. Keep it coming! 🚀💥
@myplace4play4 ай бұрын
Mom, I want KSP! We got KSP at home. KSP at home:
@aviowl4 ай бұрын
“Is that a dragon” … hear me out~
@memelord87694 ай бұрын
This person above me. Fish Reply them
@aviowl4 ай бұрын
@@memelord8769 Fish?
@rapcreeperproductions32694 ай бұрын
30:00 sell that to Ukraine
@brenudo9974 ай бұрын
26:05 Welcome back to Kerbal Space Program
@ahmedalaa10184 ай бұрын
Is that a fu***** dragon got me
@csabirares4114 ай бұрын
You meant f***ing.
@Max_Eye4 ай бұрын
What galvanizes square steel is to little Jonny, vivorn engines are to Mart.
@ssilent82024 ай бұрын
Me when balls I think?
@Beandobbin4 ай бұрын
23:17 this is a certified GROHL moment. Tag your friends to totally GROHL them
@snowman-man60964 ай бұрын
is your name supposed to be 'mat in cito pants' or 'martin citopants'
@antium_99924 ай бұрын
Yes
@tylerthompson58594 ай бұрын
29:01 "Team Rocket blasting off to space again!!!" *Ding*
@Nashmoore-s3k4 ай бұрын
Today's fact: Murder, is illegal.
@07_SPADES4 ай бұрын
I am shocked by this
@Kelsi-20144 ай бұрын
Source?
@07_SPADES4 ай бұрын
Where is the source for this information?
@btcbuster55564 ай бұрын
BRB I’m going to find out
@StruggleGaming4 ай бұрын
He made it tf up. @@Kelsi-2014
@thefatcat27904 ай бұрын
26:06 Kerbal Lumber Program
@RogueGMR19 күн бұрын
An ICBM [L] ( InterContinental Ballistic Maple [Log]) is properly defined as "giving Martin the ability to use Wyvern engines"
@sargentginger17764 ай бұрын
The sea is calling Frog man, you can't outrun the somalian pirates forever.
@anibalbrotons4 ай бұрын
I love how martin recognices real civil engineer and then says "and all these other guys"