Beauty YouTubers in 2014 be like:

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[@monis6460]

You didn’t huff the Chocolate palette and complain about wanting to eat it

[@stevi3546]

HUFF😂😂😂😂😂lollll stop

[@abigailelizabeth4729]

Tee hee 🤣

[@mayatorres4942]

I'm gonna be completely honest I still do that

[@esmeeteeuw1264]

@@mayatorres4942 Same 😂

[@milkamilic1233]

Omg i still have that

[@felipedias7857]

You forgot the “I’m sorry for the noise” and we hear nothing

[@stephaniepreston-mullins3262]

😂😂😂

[@jillreyerma7592]

God, they HAD to do construction outside right now!

[@melbelle_kp]

or “oh god it’s a bee! like a huge bee!!” regardless if they were outside or inside

[@mrsfahrenheit]

So true lol trash😂🙏🏻

[@burgerpatty]

LMAOOO

[@mahdireza5695]

Omg you forgot more stuff: -telling motorcycles to shut up when we can't hear anything -the crusty matte dark purple lips -the promotional codes -telling unfunny jokes -giveaway with 100 steps to enter -closeups of the makeup products with the price and shade number -telling stories that nobody cares about -shoutouts -threatening people to subscribe and turn the notification bell on ~sponsor

[@ucjaostrowska2913]

this is so accurate i cant--

[@outofcuriosity3203]

She included the drink though. "TEEEEENK YOUUU"

[@jpd1592]

@@outofcuriosity3203 I love that part lmao 😂

[@KikiMeowKitty]

“Threatening people to subscribe and turn on the notification bell on” 😂😂

[@Sol-ow6ds]

And lily lashes in Miami

[@purplelamington279]

Omfg who remembers the 'kAbUkI bRuSh' that every youtuber had 😂😂😂😂😂

[@CeruleanWings]

Omfg 😂😭

[@Pumpkin0_0]

And how they all just loved to say its name over and over again and in every single video they uploaded.

[@robynvercetti9476]

No one uses it anymore right?

[@mia_cuan_gameplay]

I still have mine. 2014 feels like yesterday.

[@jpd1592]

Yesss 😂

[@KatBlaque]

The intro music alone made this insanely accurate.

[@KatBlaque]

You should have started with a long drawn out apology about how you haven't posted in a while.

[@KatBlaque]

lol. NOT THE CHOCOLATE PALETTE.

[@KatBlaque]

Not casually mentioning you all expenses paid trip to Dubai in the middle of your apology!! lol

[@jaimefrenchofficial]

I love seeing your thoughts escalate 😂😂

[@SparkleOnWithJoyfulJon]

Hi Jeemiii. Sorry...lol

[@CaseyTheWeirdo583]

Fake, intro wasn’t long or saturated enough and there’s no cat ear headband.

[@adel4430]

Or flower crown

[@tabithathewholistic]

LOL

[@janell7132]

I feel like the cat ears only came in 2016 tho

[@ploryz]

@@janell7132 yes

[@emmabruh]

That actually was more 2015-16 I feel like

[@Tediruxevelt]

That EOS lip bomb did everything BUT moisturize

[@WhatIsLife711]

So True 😆

[@lunalove9395]

the only inaccurate thing was that this was described as a 'glam, made up' look, when they 100% would've described it as a 'natural everyday look' instead

[@straycat3476]

Don't forget to act extremely surprised about the highlighter

[@kjc4779]

Omg yeah. Whatsup with that?! Its still going on i think

[@tymiller1633]

@@kjc4779 right lol they’re always like 🤯😳

[@straycat3476]

@@kjc4779 right? It's so annoying. It's a highlighter. It's supposed to highlight?

[@Emily-ol2mk]

And everything is “so stunning”

[@ByCatJ]

"Omg??? I applied glitter to my face and it's shiny??"

[@NA-kf7dj]

She forgot the "u want your brows to look like sisters not twins"😂😂

[@maeve4747]

"mine aren't even cousins hahAHHAHAH"

[@its_lemon_19]

@@maeve4747 mine aren't even related.

[@MyNameisMessenger]

Mine aren’t even the same species.

[@uhhranz]

Mine don’t even exist

[@limnaee1812]

Legitttt

[@MrsBrock1258]

I know this is a parody, but I'm stuck in 2014. I'm all about the brows and the baking and the white under eye lol. Now I know how my mom felt when I told her her techniques were outdated.

[@anneke06]

I swear baking was more of 2016, maybe that was the year it took off worldwide but it definitely wasn't 2014.

[@aninfpslyricvideos]

If you have oily skin, baking should be fine!

[@brizydizi]

@@aninfpslyricvideos what's baking tho

[@carmanwillis7537]

Dude, I swear, she did the brows and I'm just like "That's it! That's the look I want!"

[@ReginaTrans_]

I'm stuck in 2007, think smokey eye is the coolest thing ever

[@MyLilNicole]

You should have added "This is my quick, easy, everyday makeup look and took me only 5 minutes to put on" 😂😂😂

[@iwant2haveu]

You shoulda said “I was in a dark place” in the apology.

[@jaimefrenchofficial]

Dang it!!

[@mackattack9650]

@@jaimefrenchofficial hi i love ur channel

[@jaylogchannel9067]

Omg hahahahahah labyu

[@matcha.addict4139]

That wasn’t in 2014

[@kissarococo2459]

@@jaimefrenchofficial You need to do 2017 one now...

[@starfish0607]

The only thing missing was the "without further ado let's get into the video" *points*

[@maja__5047]

Right after the 6 minute talk

[@angelaleon4060]

1:01 was kinda the same thing 😂

[@laurelkennedy3344]

Idk I think that was very 2015-16 ish along with the super saturated backdrops and the string lights and stuff

[@starlinguk]

Pronounced adue.

[@kianamcdonough1147]

I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO NOTICED THOSE CRINGY SAYINGS IN THE INTRO

[@Mitzyfitz]

I worked at Sephora from 2011 to 2016. The words, the terms, the ways we did everything was in this video.. this was so scary accurate omg

[@SunxSurfxSand]

We need a 2010 version when makeup skills weren’t as good as 2014. Coastal Scents was all the rage.

[@marilinavidela7959]

I don't know if it was 2010 or earlier (maybe 2006) when I saw people with white eyeshadow around their eyes, looked like a flour circle lol

[@mahdireza5695]

Don't forget that HIDEOUS shade of pink lipgloss that looked AWFUL on all skin tones for some reason, and it was never flattering 😭 oh yh and don't forget the panda eyes, no setting or primer, ashy af blue eyeshadow, EXTRA frosty dollar store shimmery eyeshadow, pencil thin eyebrows, patchy bronzer and blush

[@nerdygrl647]

I don't think 2014 is any better or more informed than 2010, it's just a different aesthetic. It's interesting because in the 2010's, makeup companies and influencers started pressuring people into buying more products for their daily routine. They insisted that so many of those products were vital to your makeup routine, and it just so happens you have to shell out even more money to make it possible. The makeup trends of the mid to late 2010's are a bit of a scam. These companies want you buying more and more products so they can rake in the dough. I bought into it for awhile, believing I needed all sorts of skincare, highlighter, huge eyeshadow pallets, etc. I realized how much money I was spending and that most of those products were not that important to my routine. I look so much better now with a more simple look, though I still love my eyeshadow.

[@ReginaTrans_]

We also need like a 1994 one, we have 1999 but it was definitely different

[@lisasargent7111]

I still love coastal scents 😭 So bummed they went out of business.

[@skatingsarah1996]

The off screen boyfriend giving her a drink and the “thank you” is the most accurate thing I’ve seen I-

[@kaylehorne5442]

Omg im dying

[@goldenglowable]

😂

[@justsomeonewholiketoreply9737]

Reminds me of simply nailogical

[@shandonlasley975]

@@justsomeonewholiketoreply9737 I WAS JUST GONNA SAY 😂😂😂

[@nicholesacco7015]

@@justsomeonewholiketoreply9737 yea but simply nail logical is a BOOTY GURU, so she's different

[@squeezie_b8895]

The way we all pretended that eos wasn’t the driest lip balm of all time

[@Kitty-mb4hy]

I dunno, I just love it...

[@moonlightdreams911]

Me to so dry!

[@tuesday1672]

I got some rn and I need to swipe it a ton to get it to actually do anything lmao

[@mariahgutierrez4481]

I used to eat the lemon flavor

[@paigeh4231]

I never liked those. My mom bought me a pack for Xmas like 4 years ago and I still have that shit somewhere

[@MiaGrace2348]

She literally said “Khunsiller” like Laura Lee does omfg

[@talknerdy2me926]

“Im so sorry for being sorry” that alone killed me lol and the soft talking

[@kennuhhhh]

forgot the “sorry if i sound stuffy guys, i’ve been sooo sick for the past week”

[@kendrajones9708]

I know right!?!? Why were they always sick? Like, do you need to see a doctor? I was always so confused 🤣

[@angeljones2319]

Drugs..... it was drugs

[@bogwitchbrigade]

more like i've been ripping billies for thee past week and now i'm filming a video

[@VeenaMichelle]

I noticed that too. Everyone was always sick lol

[@JamesWelsh]

‘You’re gonna go ahead and go ahead’ 💀😂😭

[@hahalol5143]

James omg one of my fav youtubers watching one of my fav KZbinrs😍I love it.

[@jennifermariejoyce]

And then go ahead.

[@jasmincooper7146]

Or better yet, then I'm gonna go I with..... and in with and in with

[@bluestarzy1767]

Lol please please tell your brother about this video 😂😂😂

[@user-rt8cc3yl7t]

Ikr 🤣🤣🤣 and I’m a fan lol

[@primroseoak44]

That EOS lip balm had an absolute chokehold on every single teenage girl

[@sharroon7574]

I thought it was great, but it literally made my lips dry.

[@Discombobulated_myopic_potato]

guilty 😂😂

[@kellidougal7576]

My mother still buys this for me every Christmas and I don’t have the heart to tell her that it’s the worst 😂

[@bryna7]

That's better than the death grip that axe body spray had/has on every teenage boy because they think it'll get them laid.

[@magdawind13]

I love how ridiculous you looked the whole time and at the end you actually looked great- shows how much makeup we used to cake on and wonder, “Why don’t we look like the gurus on KZbin??” Cause it looks good on camera, not in person 😂

[@carrieg.3587]

I thought she looked gorgeous! Ahaha stuck in 2014 i guess

[@shade247]

This era of make up was so contradictory. Like...you wanted your face to be super matte and dry, but you still proceeded to use a ton of hilighter in every spot for the shiny look. But we used powder highlight on top of our ALREADY powdered faces. And we got all surprised when it looked chalky. ☠️

[@nathaliearias3235]

And how is it correct? I want to know hahaha. I think actually I don't watch new trends hmm

[@alexisgeiser4387]

@@nathaliearias3235 too much powder makes u look like a chalk board. Everyone has a different way of doing it, but I like using a liquid highlight under my concealer/bb cream and it give a natural glow, and even if I powder under my eyes, (usually do to keep my concealer in place) then I don’t look cakey.

[@potato-whiz]

Remember when they tried to covince us highlighting and strobing were two different things?

[@victoriat7961]

ppl still do this tho. you’ll see them baking their entire face w that white powder and then using a shiny highlighter for a “natural glow” like huh

[@RosaStars921]

but then you end up using about $20 of setting spray to get the dewiness back and all of your makeup ends up rubbing off halfway thru the day anyways

[@AH-jw5zq]

I’m not naked you guysss I’m just wearing a strapless top

[@wilhelminamagdalenakapatow3213]

Yes!

[@aaliyah-fr8cf]

NOT THIS

[@roy4567]

When I was a teenager I'd do this makeup look on my friends and I so we wouldn't get carded when trying to buy alcohol for house parties. It was the easiest way to look 20 years older.

[@kellyconner8066]

“I’m just gonna go ahead and go ahead” Dude that is my biggest pet peeve about even current beauty gurus!!!

[@Wee-Snaw]

I feel like I didn't hear the word "MATTE" nearly enough as I should have. "MATTE contour & highlight" "MATTE foundation" "MATTE nude lip"

[@nadianolan2970]

Myth by MAC was also missing... 🤣🤣🤣

[@Orangecataura]

MATTE nailpolish MATTE concealer MATTE eyeshadow MATTE powder MATTE BMW c30

[@admantite]

Nice pic and name, I thought I was on another elder scrolls lore video lol

[@oedipussy]

“these are soooooooo pigmented 😍😍😍” the shades: ⬜️

[@Lizarddqueen79]

😂😂💀

[@veganMakeupKAOS]

😂😂😂😂

[@xokatelyn]

Nicol Concilio 😂

[@ClaireMai92]

Also be like “I’m using this pinky, peachy, burgundy, neon turquoise” non sense shade description 💀

[@mendozarodriguez4195]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@whenwhatwherehow5678]

I cringe when influencers use “affordable” to describe every and anything. Their clothes, makeup.. home decor.. AFFORDABLE. Affordable is such a broad word to use. What’s affordable to them isn’t affordable to me. What’s affordable to me isn’t affordable to some others. I honestly think they do this so people can think “wow they must have a lot of money.. their value of the dollar is way different than mine.” Lame. Loved the video! Accurate

[@thegayestgoth]

Fun fact: Paris Hilton did this in the Early 2000’s. “They’re a hundred dollars/everybody can afford these heels.” so it’s nothing new. I remember seeing this on tv in like 2011/2006/2005/2004/.

[@nicolebrown1927]

Jaime's being silly but her comedic skills do not hide her natural beauty. In fact , it makes her even more beautiful. 🤗

[@Robynzmuzik2012]

You forgot the dog/ cat “accidentally”wandering into the shot

[@KrypticKiss18]

Carli bybel lol

[@valinsi]

and apologizing for that too 😂

[@wilhelminamagdalenakapatow3213]

Yes!

[@amyg4983]

When it focuses on the cat/dog and they do that shocked face 🤣

[@NataliesArt]

oH nO mY pUpPy IsNt SuPpOsEd tO bE hErE

[@geolex4560]

oh god i remember discovering baking as a young and impressionable teenager before i realized i had dry skin. walkin outside literally looking like a sundried leather bag at 16

[@taylorkristman473]

Lmfao dead

[@outofsyncaddiction]

Bruh that was me except I got into makeup at like 22 😬😂😂 I'm finally figuring it out/getting the hang of it two years later lol

[@shiprayadav9409]

@@outofsyncaddiction literally me But aren't we supposed to bake? That's all i see on insta

[@outofsyncaddiction]

@@shiprayadav9409 lol I just didn't understand it as a teen so I really looked goofy as a grown adult trying to work it out 😂 but oh well Lolol. what I've learned from watching different makeup channels on KZbin is that baking works for some people, but if you have dry skin, all that powder sucks up the moisture that you do have and leaves you flaky and leathery. If you have dry skin, no need to use powder at all, if you have combo skin, lightly powder those areas rather than baking. Or those are general guidelines that I've heard. Some channels and definitely Instagram make it seem like baking is good for all skin. Also baking looks great on camera for them, but in-person might look bad. So like, the real rule is figure out what looks good on you in person, and what is good for YOUR skin.

[@outofsyncaddiction]

@@shiprayadav9409 four beauty KZbinrs I really like are Jamie French, Robert Welsh, Raw Beauty Kristi, and Snitchery. They talk about breaking away from techniques that don't work for everyone, especially Robert Welsh and Snitchery. Just don't let Snitchery convince you to shave your eyebrows tails cuz she's about that life 😂😂😂

[@jellybean_91]

"I'm going to assume you all know how to put on fake lashes and do it off-camera." OMG, you are the best!

[@user-iw3ji9pu7p]

Can't believe 2014 was 7 years ago😱

[@hildelisapaulin]

This just kill immediatly my smile, i feel so old hahaha

[@JayWCleaning]

Right

[@vanessasalisbury5757]

Shhhh

[@thegayestgoth]

Ugh

[@Heauxmie]

It included an apology I cannot 💀

[@legallycritter4984]

All in one

[@chichilouise117]

The “we’re gonna go ahead” is just like today’s “I’m gonna go in with” 😅

[@ArtificialPerson]

This fr

[@rachelb8471]

Or the “without further ado!” *finger click*

[@barbieblue3336]

So annoying

[@kimsteel366]

"*Sniveling, snot bubble cry* Look at me! I have a messy bun! I AM NOT OKAY!" 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@morganclaiborne3122]

“Now it’s time for me to contour my forehead, or as I call it, a fIVe HEad 😂😂😂” - Every. Single. KZbinr.

[@Samantha-hl8lq]

The good old days when everyone's cheek area looked like a Neapolitan ice cream sandwich 😆

[@DKR08]

😂😂

[@Ash-vw4yt]

you mean just 6 years ago? lol it wasn't that long ago. I still see people who wear their makeup like this too.

[@Samantha-hl8lq]

@@Ash-vw4yt I feel like I have aged at least 15 years since 2014 😅

[@Samantha-hl8lq]

@Northeast Reaper Good one 😄

[@spriggy4382]

OMG YES

[@Morganne]

In other words, *jaclyn hill*

[@MsMisfits]

And that one chick that says Conciller😂

[@lexbarron8745]

@@MsMisfits OMG LAURA LEE 😂😂😂

[@mplefty515]

@@MsMisfits 🤣

[@Eevanova]

@6dazey9 it was Armani foundation, beaty blender, EOS etc.

[@nickywal]

Nah not enough pretending to fight whoever the PR team said to this week

[@makeupartistrybypriscilla2759]

The open mouth pout, weird awkward poses and soooooo many dms and sooooo many messages and sooooo many requests made this super accurate 😆😅😄😂

[@qwitchyy]

“Kat von D is just so like…” ✨ uNpRoBlEmAtIc ✨ I died.

[@abby-we5tb]

the concealer triangle to cover up the dark circles none of us had at the age of 12...the good old days.

[@pinkbunny6272]

I don't even wear concealer anymore... My makeup is very much 2014 meets vintage style. And let's just say I had my bad makeup days... Now I have my style guaranteed to not look bad.

[@natalijatheghost]

I had dark circles at 12, but mainly because I had a shitty sleep schedule

[@elenaornelas4692]

@@natalijatheghost me too at 11 I use to it was very annoying as I think it now because my mom will pressure me to where makeup like back in her 1970's and still does today im 14 and she did my eyebrows straightdark like some black catepilars and she wants and had force me to wear hella blush powder foundation cocelar 3 times lighter and bad looking eyeliner including lipstick it creeps me out because i look older than my age and there be times where my hair had to be like the title it made me feel very unconfortable because it was against my will and it wasnt who I wanted to be I yet didn't know who is that I wanted to be.

[@AD-cy4vj]

12?

[@os4116]

omg yes, 12 year old me used to go out with a full face of makeup, now I don't use concealer at all

[@bibliophilecb]

Didn’t say “pigmented” enough, but otherwise 10/10

[@megeles]

I use the word pigmented to compliment anything I like. My butt looks great in these jeans, they're sooo pigmented

[@cristinaiswatching]

@@megeles i need that in my vocabulary lol

[@MsMisfits]

So BUTTERY 🧇 and PIGMENTED 🎨

[@illmindofanaivegirl]

And good brusher always feel 🌠soft🌠

[@lastilnovista]

the way this is a throwback of a throwback yet feels so incredibly timely and relevant today . . .

[@Yuukochwan]

I've never once missed a beaty guru's "go ahead" after this video 😭

[@ericataylor9117]

where's the "nyx jumbo eye pencil in milk"

[@hamburgsperle324]

YES!!! 😂

[@milkamilic1233]

Omg i still never got it

[@hopebosworth3036]

STOP😂😂

[@alexawermuth1219]

only the most OGs would know this haha

[@karenmurphy5050]

Thats been in my inner corners for 9 years now.. 💀

[@UnleashTheFuckinBats]

We don't talk about this era enough, gurus were extra fake but we were so innocent👼

[@lifehelpexpress9504]

It was so recent..that's why.

[@kjc4779]

Im sure in just a few years we will have one of these "in the year 2020" type video

[@yanet_052]

@@lifehelpexpress9504 I mean it feels recent but 2014 was almost 7 years ago 😳

[@bostonemily617]

love the pic and your name

[@honeyyybeee569]

@@bostonemily617 my last name is Boston 😁

[@GiornoIsYourDaddy]

The way she says “concealer”, quite literally sums up every 2010’s Beauty KZbinr

[@7r0s3s]

"Because if you have blonde hair, you want gray eyebrows" "This was only 60$" I died The apology video at the end was the best 👌❤🙌

[@ReginaTrans_]

After the Twitter feud 🤣🤣🤣

[@lizzfrmhon]

God I just hated the phrases “go ahead and...” and also “you’re gonna wanna...” 😡

[@asmrmayth]

YOU'RE GONNA WANNA I CAN'T

[@elinebuis5751]

'we're just gonna go in with'

[@avachappell2561]

Or when they mess it up “ur wanna gonna” 😭

[@Puglover130]

I also get peeved with “go ahead and...” as well as the intro where they’re like “if you want to see (insert title) then just keep watchingggggg! Awkward jump cut & 2sec pause. I never got those awkward forced intros

[@briannabombshell1921]

People still say that

[@ohhitsjano]

forgot the 5000 sprays of the urban decay setting spray

[@wilhelminamagdalenakapatow3213]

Yes!!!

[@clairekeiser2076]

It's always "just gonna go in with" or "just gonna go ahead" 🤣

[@ABluePhoenix]

The fact that this is one of my comfort videos-

[@LolaCRui04]

I lost everything when she said "Kat von D. is so unproblematic."

[@valeriesimone2151]

Omg yes. It literally sent me

[@RealNameNeverUsed]

She said it like how Jeffree would say it lol

[@0Yazz]

"WE'RE JUST GONNA GO AHEAD AND GO AHEAD AND GO AHEAD AND GO AHEAD AND GO-"

[@wilhelminamagdalenakapatow3213]

My fav part of the whole vid. Go ahead with the go ahead.

[@sherrypeach5747]

Ahead

[@staciemichael9895]

“And then you’re gonna spooly the front for just like…7 minutes” 😂😂 so ridiculous

[@oMaddieMassacreo]

The dead stare as she applies everything really sells it for me 😂

[@Morganne]

Not the *”HIT PAN”*

[@LadyJaggerX3]

Why was I just thinking about how no one says that anymore? Lol

[@lilmissmonsterrr]

Beauty gurus were hitting the pan before tik tok-ers were hitting the woah.

[@thecarnivorouskat]

She emphasized that one 😂

[@jjsegal1915]

@@LadyJaggerX3 My guess is beauty KZbin now is less focused on tutorials and more about trying new products/doing sponsored content, so 2020 influencers own much more product than they used to. So they don't use things up like they used to a few years ago

[@TurboChevelle]

This needs to be reserved for historical archives cause it's accurate af.

[@amanialmoajil6972]

Totally agree 😂

[@salponce3368]

Awww...this reminds me of my “make-up” phase when I had ALL the palettes, matte lipsticks, highlighters, etc. Now I rock a bare face with sunscreen 😎. My lip product of choice went from $30 lipstick to Vaseline...

[@SweetJeopardy]

Ok, but is it wrong that I low-key *love* how this looks on you? It's a LOT but it slaps 🤷🏽‍♀️

[@BrittaneyElise]

THE APOLOGY SITTING ON THE FLOOR IN FRONT OF THE SOFA "look at me, i have MESSY BUN"

[@ellacorrinejowers2217]

and then the tutorials for how to get that messy bun

[@BrittaneyElise]

@@ellacorrinejowers2217 😂😂

[@carolyncz33]

Me not having watched beauty gurus in years: are they not like this anymore???? 🤔

[@anasalinas24]

Same. I don't even know who is relevant or considered a makeup guru now.

[@denisenova7494]

Today they are talking about their surgeries smh

[@katrina7679]

Same lol I thought this was still a thing 😂

[@evasketches]

Like sameeeee

[@sadehill8241]

Sameeeeeee

[@xxromanovaxx6682]

Apology video: hoodie ✅ glasses ✅ no makeup ✅ messy bun ✅ tears ✅ Perfect

[@asmrblizzz]

Omg i was a beauty blogger here on YT back in 2010. And that’s basically almost all the products we used! Except your forgot MAC Satin Taupe eyeshadow 😊

[@BaracudaFTW]

The lack of personality and overall bland persona is what makes this sooo accurate!!! 😭😭😭

[@OneTwoSbri]

Well that didn't change in my opinion it just shifted to a different persona 😂

[@Victoria-_]

Fr 😂 😂

[@AK-es8zs]

So true !!

[@idrk3707]

@@OneTwoSbri ok sara

[@lunajewel5211]

Blandness of voice... like listening to the Kardashians 🫠

[@jackimoon8284]

You forgot to call each of these products your 💀HOLY GRAIL💀

[@y.0q25]

The poses, the music, the green screen ITS ALL SO PERFECT THIS IS HILLARIOUS

[@judyemmstoyradio3064]

I wasn’t wearing makeup in 2014 but I had lip balms and gloss and would put it on as a form of stimming. I had a cherry scented eos that I used until it was flattened to the point I couldn’t use it anymore and in retrospect I wonder if the reason I used it so much was because it sucked and I needed to keep putting more on

[@lisasolier504]

She forgot to say “I’m in a really dark place” during the apology. But I guess that’s more 2019/2020 😂

[@indonesianprincess]

Hahahaha

[@marieantoinette1072]

Every big beauty guru ever

[@lauralangham9657]

yes, every apology ever tries to make us feel sorry for Them !

[@ggaona11]

Before we knew how much money beauty gurus were pocketing behind the scenes lying to us about their “holy grail, can’t survive without it” product

[@shelbyb9965]

Laughs in *Jaclyn Hill*

[@tabithathewholistic]

Lmbo😂😂😂

[@kyradavis9344]

The crying while sitting on the floor near the couch, not on the couch, is waaaaaay too accurate

[@stephanierichardson5623]

You're my favorite person on KZbin. Everything you do is great. I'm old and don't always understand what's going on and you are still hilarious. Thanks for giving me a lighthearted and wholesome alternative to my usual murder-y entertainment.

[@gremlinwithstickyhands3704]

You forgot the gigantic lashes that cover up literally all the eyeshadow you blended for an hour

[@taliapp5106]

THIS

[@osias_oasis]

Omg yeah

[@Acidfunkish]

This, 100%!

[@jessislistless]

I feel like thats having a comeback now especially on Instagram

[@suigeneris2663]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@graziaszczerbanov6925]

I’m gonna assume that everyone knows how to apply false lashes and do them off camera 😂 I hated that

[@ohmiasi2538]

Tbh I think that most beauty guys probably struggled with them too and didn't wanna record that lol

[@graziaszczerbanov6925]

@@ohmiasi2538 a fact!!

[@tracycoles704]

And yet so many still do this! It's my biggest pet peeve! lol

[@sanityisrelative]

@@tracycoles704 I assume it's just a difficult/weird shot to get cause you need to be all up in a mirror to do it right (I assume). And that's why they skip it.

[@magicmarcy3785]

Oh myyy this was like my early 20s around the time I REALLY got into make up after not really wearing anything more than mascara, and I remember watching videos just like this, and how everyone was obsessed with the exact same products, super expensive products, and I have ADHD so I just like, hyper fixated on make up for about 6 months and ended up with sooo much make up. I remember browsing MUA on Reddit like it was the holy grail of make up information. This really brings back memories hahaha. I don't wear much anymore though, I live in the desert and sweat uncontrollably, so it's all kind of too much of a hassle. I can't imagine what it must have been like to get that all off your face.

[@jamieg3132]

"It's your fault actually" - I died! lol

[@Sandra-Renea]

I’m embarrassed by how many times I tried baking before I accepted that it made me look 95 years old.

[@MrTexasRedbull]

😂😂😂 same

[@alissam4296]

Same 🤣🤣🤣 I thought I was doing something wrong

[@Lanzey]

Same, unfortunately

[@jaimefrenchofficial]

Same

[@morganbaldwinmiller]

lol I feel this. the gurus made me feel something was wrong with my technique and then I Realized™ that shit isn't for everyone or really for real life

[@blancol4104]

This apology was more convincing than all of the apologies I've ever seen

[@jaimefrenchofficial]

😂😂😂

[@alaynimarie2921]

Right?! Lol like JHill who!?

[@akbflo]

Truth.

[@TiffanyG8675309]

If she didn't say that she was sorry for being sorry, I was totally going to unsubscribe. 😂😂😂😂

[@kass_G59]

Big facts

[@lesanimaux4416]

THE APOLOGY AT THE END OMG I'M DYING

[@morgantaylor517]

The consiller brush is utilized so well by Gemie. Love how she shows all the products to the camera. Thinks so much Gemie, i just love blurry shots of mascara wands and eyeshidow pallettes.

[@michellevieiracordeiro]

My favorite lines: "This foundation only cost 60 dollars" "I love Kat Von d she's so unproblematic"

[@laurenvlogs8293]

And my goldfish Priscilla died when I was 6

[@maddiecakes145]

"I'm gonna go ahead and go ahead"

[@michellevieiracordeiro]

@@maddiecakes145 yes lol

[@Margles349]

Sometimes I don’t realize how much time has passed, but oooof this is giving me flashbacks

[@Ackerman_77]

Same 🤓

[@laurendaniellegonzalez]

Sameeee I was like 6 years agooooo

[@mindyb3197]

same😂

[@lindsaybayless1861]

Seems to me like not very long ago because that’s when I graduated and learned how to do makeup but this year I kind of realized I guess it wasn’t just yesterday lol

[@Margles349]

@@lindsaybayless1861 Same here! I remember being 21, sitting on the bed in my parent's guest room, ordering make up because a beauty guru recommended it. I didn't know much about make up in college, so even if the looks didn't always turn out great, I was glad to have teachers online

[@laurahtje]

I laugh cried through most of this video so I had to watch it again. The ending with the apology was so perfect. Anyway your videos are awesome. You make the world better. 💜

[@miovicdina7706]

"I'm so sorry that I'm so sorry" "We're gonna go ahead and go ahead." "Now that my skin looks all dried up and creepy..." 😂 I'm dead. I keep coming back to this video for my sanity fix. The last 4-5 minutes are EVERYTHING. Starting from 9:30

[@DasZuckerhaus]

to the teens who cringe at this just know that when I was a teen our beauty tips came from pictures in a magazine

[@DasZuckerhaus]

and nobody told us that brows needed more than being tweezed

[@gapeachnow26]

@@DasZuckerhaus In my formative years, they were tweezed to death, then drawn on pencil thin. 😆

[@TyraUK]

Yes! I actually bought a couple of Bobbi Brown's books when I was 18 to teach myself how to do makeup, no tutorials back then lol

[@mamaray8903]

Seventeen magazine 🤣

[@littleboots9800]

@@mamaray8903 hehe! J17 and Mizz magazine.

[@ecarr9537]

I feel like you can look at older women & see what era they are stuck in by their hair or makeup choices. I just realized that 2014 is that year for me...

[@monetlocc6927]

Ahahahaha saaaame

[@arranfrommistmantle3814]

Same here😂😂

[@k-l5684]

hey man i'd rather wear this look than blend blush all over my middle face lol

[@dhdhtes5266]

Im stuck in 2019

[@ryujinswater3881]

@@k-l5684 I actually think the blush looks way better than all this contour. But well, I guess it's a preference

[@Nanetteb]

I love your beauty guru parodies.Keep ‘‘em coming.

[@brieyanes5957]

I laughed so many times. 😅 You're a talented comedienne, Jaime.

[@begum8082]

ma’am ma’am you forgot to INHALE the too faced palette and say “oMg iT sMeLlS sOo GoOd”

[@aylienate]

“mAkEs Me WaNt To EaT iT oMG” you’re killing me with this comment.😂

[@AnnaLivi]

Call me out 😂

[@tabiBLAKEMORE]

It hurts because it’s accurate...

[@notseenontv4819]

BUT IT ACTUALLY REALLY SMELLS GOOD 😭😭😭😭

[@laurynh.603]

this was strangely comforting, like visiting an old friend who used to lowkey bully me but we still have an odd, loving relationship

[@RedRoseSeptember22]

Well, there's playful bantering, then there's bullying...

[@goldfishcrackers7845]

Nooo X'D

[@AD-cy4vj]

That's depressing

[@Cyanide_Mallika]

This video hits a sweet nostalgic spot in my heart. I started watching youtube in 2014 when I was 20 and everything shown in this video is crazy accurate

[@furlycee]

Ok but the ending look is fire though your makeup skills are another level 🔥🔥🔥

[@BunniBeshara]

“With this $20 piece of foam..” FOR REAL. I refuse. 😂

[@alyssatorres5897]

I hate to admit it but when they came out with the sapphire blue beauty blender.......I got it 😓 The worst part is I DONT EVEN USE IT! Lmao 😂 I’m a sucker! But literally the only expensive makeup tool and anything makeup I have lol 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@kaivickers166]

Especially when the pink blender from Shopmissa that’s $1.55 is all kinds of better.

[@Moon.Saiiren]

LOL I can honestly say I’m such a sucker for the “special” versions of the BB. I always want them but I never get them unless I actually need a new sponge 😂

[@lillianrs5832]

I felt that, too. 😂😂😂

[@brehannahhh4026]

I remember buying it back in 2015 cause I thought it would make my makeup look like theirs... along with the MAC setting spray 🙈 never again! 🤣

[@bartina2719]

A lot of "beauty guru's" haven't left 2014 yet!

[@Gaburierairuze]

I was so confused about that like i know i've seen this recently

[@nova692]

@@thrashdouche21 chill 👀

[@sarasampaiio]

@@thrashdouche21 glowy makeup

[@josenotmarichan]

LOL, don't get me started with the thick concealer application Thank god for Robert Welsh with his much, much better concealer technique

[@alanajones3275]

@@thrashdouche21 Blush blush blush blush blush

[@BubblyZen]

OMG! I just discovered your channel and I am obsessed! You are hilarious! I feel like I've been having a good laugh with an old friend when I watch your content. Thank you for making my days brighter.