Frickin' LASER BEAM Shark Science

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Because Science

Because Science

Күн бұрын

What’s the best frickin’ laser beam to attach to a shark’s head? Kyle gets his evil doctorate.

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@giggityguy
@giggityguy 4 жыл бұрын
I think the secret is right in front of us. In Goldmember, when Scott finally gets Dr. Evil his laser sharks, it demonstrates its power by sticking its head out of the water and blasting an anonymous henchman. As you mentioned, lasers travel a lot more efficiently through air, so a laser weapon makes a lot more sense as a weapon for sharks to attack enemies that are out of their reach, ie out of the water. And this actually fits, since great white sharks are known for their tendency to stick their head out of their water so that they can track the position of seals on the shoreline. They even have specialized eyes that allow them to see just as well in air as in water. Sharks are already deadly enough in the water without lasers, but can't do much to victims that are still on land. A laser would be a dastardly solution to this limitation. Of course, if this is the purpose of the laser, then it probably would make more sense to use a more energy efficient weapon, like a bullet, since bullets don't travel very well in water but quite well in air. Or maybe even a grappling hook so the shark can pull its victim into its reach. I imagine besides the obvious shock factor of using a laser weapon, as well as the chance to use cool future tech, a laser would have one final benefit. It does have limited range in water, but then again, it doesn't need much range. A shark's jaws have a range of 0 and are still pretty dangerous. Instead of using the beam itself as a weapon underwater, the shark could use the laser at short range to disorient and intimidate its victim, and most importantly, using the heating of the water to injure and cook its next meal.
@jlokison
@jlokison 4 жыл бұрын
Yes, but if it's a blue/green laser not only can it snipe targets above water it can still hit things under water that are trying to escape its teeth. Shark cages and diver propulsion systems commonly used by secret agents will not protect someone from a laser shark. Add some sort of shark mind control, a laser com system, some low light or light amp cammeras, and a phased array sonar system and one of your higher level minions can control an entire shiver of sharks from within the submarine mobile lair.
@shleed
@shleed 4 жыл бұрын
This was what I was thinking as well. Another benefit of a laser shark is the ability to easily cool the laser. Lasers can get quite hot, so they often need large heat sinks/cooling systems. A shark could fire at a target above water, then go back down to let the laser cool in the water, then go back up and repeat. This would allow the laser to be lighter, because it wouldn't need as large of a heat sink/cooling system. This way, you could get a more powerful laser for less weight.
@420quips
@420quips 4 жыл бұрын
Bless your soul.
@piffygunderson256
@piffygunderson256 4 жыл бұрын
You are indeed a super nerd
@deadsim3788
@deadsim3788 4 жыл бұрын
You forgot the best part of a L.A.S.E.R, reloading. While bullets might be more efficient in terms of energy, sharks have a distinct lack of thumbs to reload a gun with ammunition thus making a weapon that doesn't need to reload a big bonus. Otherwise I completely agree.
@ZikedY
@ZikedY 4 жыл бұрын
Footnote Kyle is evil Void Kyle is the guy who doesn't know that he helps the villian
@stelmaria8991
@stelmaria8991 4 жыл бұрын
The lore thickens
@Karak971
@Karak971 4 жыл бұрын
Into the kyleverse
@johobo2038
@johobo2038 4 жыл бұрын
Anyone who eats pizza rolls in one bite is most definitely evil.
@Syde_Saffar
@Syde_Saffar 4 жыл бұрын
n 50% ppl that watch BC are wierdo...
@YourLocalBigfoot
@YourLocalBigfoot 4 жыл бұрын
@@johobo2038 you do realize theyre "bite sized" for that exact purpose right. unless youre (no offense to them) a midget or a toddler, you should be eating them like so... but, then again, all the power to you
@Jonalith
@Jonalith 4 жыл бұрын
Kyle: "I'm on a watchlist." Let's face it Kyle, we all are too for watching you.
@ionfalcom1
@ionfalcom1 4 жыл бұрын
I frequent nuclearsecrecy.com/nukemap/ i am with one hundred percent probability on a watch list.
@watchingyou2794
@watchingyou2794 4 жыл бұрын
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@xxgriffeyxx8862
@xxgriffeyxx8862 4 жыл бұрын
@@ionfalcom1 the military has a version of that. But theirs is far more accurate and can add more variables to it as well
@bobbyburgess758
@bobbyburgess758 4 жыл бұрын
Kyle: we are not super villains! Also Kyle: *discusses villain tactics and orders air strikes*
@jonathanmatthews4774
@jonathanmatthews4774 4 жыл бұрын
That's manbun Kyle
@dickmarx1298
@dickmarx1298 4 жыл бұрын
Who doesn't discuss airstrikes?
@infiniteaseem6523
@infiniteaseem6523 4 жыл бұрын
*Kyle* : Gives sharks freaking laser beams to help them coordinate attacks *Orcas, who've basically been doing that forever* : Am I a joke to you
@deathsheir2035
@deathsheir2035 4 жыл бұрын
Orcas communicate via sound waves. Sound is slower than light. Therefore, laser communication will be faster than orcas.
@jpobi9880
@jpobi9880 4 жыл бұрын
@@deathsheir2035 Correct, but for a regular shark/orca there isn't much difference between sound and light speed (as in it wouldn't speed up the communication process because both happen, relatively to it, instantaneously). Unless you gave the sharks computerlike enhanced brains to process information at such speeds. Which would be even more terrifying
@garfelion5356
@garfelion5356 4 жыл бұрын
@@jpobi9880 except that Orca can use their sonar to communicate over great distances. In which case a laser would be much more efficient.
@jeffbenton6183
@jeffbenton6183 4 жыл бұрын
@@garfelion5356 although it might be difficult to mimic that range with a laser.
@davindamico1759
@davindamico1759 4 жыл бұрын
Cyborg Sharks... *que 90's music*
@gozzilla177
@gozzilla177 4 жыл бұрын
This.... This is why I use harpoon manatees!!! No one expects the manatee!!!
@deathsyth8888
@deathsyth8888 4 жыл бұрын
Cats with frickin "laser" beams on their head would be distracted by 24/7.
@bernat_CustardCream
@bernat_CustardCream 4 жыл бұрын
Sharks would feast on distracted cats if they had frickin' lasers attached to their heads. Which would help re-establish the balance in their numbers.
@isamuddin1
@isamuddin1 4 жыл бұрын
@@bernat_CustardCream Let's GMO it so they become land-dwelling bullet proof shark.
@bernat_CustardCream
@bernat_CustardCream 4 жыл бұрын
@@isamuddin1 that would populate my nightmares even though I know they usually prefer to eat non human preys and they are almost inexistent where I like to swim and my mind still f*** with me even though I'm swimming where you can't even fit a tuna but still messes with one of the things I enjoy the most... So no thank you. I still think they're awesome and should be protected to recover their numbers... But I need a metal net for protection in the pool, ok? What's wrong?
@RobertDWilson81
@RobertDWilson81 4 жыл бұрын
Would this “laser” weapon, because of the vast energy needs, work better on a dna enhanced super charged electric eel?
@tnenvoc
@tnenvoc 4 жыл бұрын
Laser eels.... hmmmm
@chezsnailez
@chezsnailez 4 жыл бұрын
Hovercrafts beware!
@skykeeper652
@skykeeper652 4 жыл бұрын
So steal the tesla car, FREAKING laser shark...... whats next - how to steal the moon???
@tonyhinders4429
@tonyhinders4429 4 жыл бұрын
We need to cover shrink rays first
@tonyhinders4429
@tonyhinders4429 4 жыл бұрын
@@therewillbefire1833 a shrink ray would be one of the deadliest weapons of all time,it shrinks objects to a constant size and mass by unknown means, possibly by bending spacetime,so you could time it perfectly to shrink some skyscrapers,put a few of them somewhere,and that could destroy everything you wanted
@Painfully_Punny
@Painfully_Punny 4 жыл бұрын
Wait, do you think the moon is still the original moon?
@tonyhinders4429
@tonyhinders4429 4 жыл бұрын
@@Painfully_Punny nah,I swapped it for a fake one
@YourLocalBigfoot
@YourLocalBigfoot 4 жыл бұрын
@ Teodore infinity gauntlet perhaps?
@Lowkeylie
@Lowkeylie 4 жыл бұрын
I love Kyle’s dedication to the blind joke during the entirety of the time he’s talking about lasers and salmon.
@yohumanfrisk
@yohumanfrisk 4 жыл бұрын
Honestly tho! That was dedication at its finest!
@GeorgieBonsoir
@GeorgieBonsoir 4 жыл бұрын
"Im the one with the man-bun, I'm the one in charge!" Yep, the math checks out.
@generalcheshire1136
@generalcheshire1136 4 жыл бұрын
Kyle: "...but if we were super villains, WHICH WE'RE NOT." Me: "Methinks thou dost protest too much."
@undead890
@undead890 4 жыл бұрын
Kyle, you forgot to air quote every time you said "laser"
@KamikazeNinja75
@KamikazeNinja75 4 жыл бұрын
It must be everytime yo😎
@kobil316SH
@kobil316SH 4 жыл бұрын
undead890 ikr, 0/10
@skollrum
@skollrum 4 жыл бұрын
That's copyrighted.
@funkyflames7430
@funkyflames7430 4 жыл бұрын
*ahem* L.A.S.E.R. Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation
@opshlds
@opshlds 4 жыл бұрын
@@funkyflames7430 Thank you...
@enigmaman334
@enigmaman334 4 жыл бұрын
I guess we now know Kyle's evil alter ego: Dr. Man-Bun!!!
@tnenvoc
@tnenvoc 4 жыл бұрын
"I didnt spend 6 years at evil medical school to be called Mr thank you!"
@jonathanwiggins359
@jonathanwiggins359 4 жыл бұрын
Kyle: I am on a watch list. Matpat and Austin from GameTheory: First Time?
@liegeparadox2624
@liegeparadox2624 4 жыл бұрын
Jonathan Wiggins ooh, game theory fan, but let’s be honest, they analyze video games and those have a lot of weapons
@SilverVolo
@SilverVolo 4 жыл бұрын
Eeyyy a game theory fan
@jannikschmidt8511
@jannikschmidt8511 4 жыл бұрын
Theorists*
@SilverVolo
@SilverVolo 4 жыл бұрын
@@jannikschmidt8511 no... its theory...
@jannikschmidt8511
@jannikschmidt8511 4 жыл бұрын
@@SilverVolo the channel is called The Game Theorists, so screw you.
@hgt3344
@hgt3344 4 жыл бұрын
Hey kyle, love the show! Was watching like usual when I suddenly heard 'Stingray', and I just thought for a second you were talking about our company, but has that couldn't be right, right? ... Turns out it was! :D I work as a production technician for Stingray Marine Solutions and we had a good time watching the show on the big screen during our monthly-end meeting! imgur.com/a/83F92JF I do have a correction though; our "Eye finding capabilities" are far more precise than 99 percent, we have over one Billion laser pulses shot, and every single shot has a picture taken with it of where the AI was aiming . To this day we have not had a single shot to a fishes eye :D (suppose its not really a correction concerning the video but hey, we had a chuckle about that during the meeting) Greetings from Norway. Ps; the boss the loves free PR
@becausescience
@becausescience 4 жыл бұрын
Haha that's amazing! Hey I'd love to come check out the facility one day if you're down for more PR... -- kH
@13KuriMaster
@13KuriMaster 4 жыл бұрын
*Insert generic statement about this being an awesome and amazing show here* *insert generic comment about Kyle being a super-villain using this video as a cover up to why he did research on this very super-villainy thing here* But in all seriousness.... good show. :)
@vyllenor6928
@vyllenor6928 4 жыл бұрын
See you in the footnotes
@tonyhinders4429
@tonyhinders4429 4 жыл бұрын
Insert generic reply about keeping quiet to avoid laser shark related traps
@calebchampion7781
@calebchampion7781 4 жыл бұрын
Klye is not a supervillain , he was not petting a cat.
@dickmarx1298
@dickmarx1298 4 жыл бұрын
Well, that one arm is off screen alot.
@noahm.9091
@noahm.9091 4 жыл бұрын
the most implausible thing in this video is that Kyle’s pizza rolls were evenly heated
@DFX2KX
@DFX2KX 4 жыл бұрын
"I'm on a watchlist" I lost it right there.
@Pokemaniac_Nick
@Pokemaniac_Nick 4 жыл бұрын
Cool opening skit, but the only thing dudes with man buns are "in charge" of is pyramid schemes.
@kmodo93
@kmodo93 4 жыл бұрын
THE ULTIMATE EVIL!!!
@madscientistshusta
@madscientistshusta 4 жыл бұрын
That and yoga studios.
@skylx0812
@skylx0812 4 жыл бұрын
Go back to sleep. It was all just a tryptophan dream children...
@cobraglatiator
@cobraglatiator 4 жыл бұрын
and cults.
@prwedros4883
@prwedros4883 4 жыл бұрын
I didn't know Thor whanted to be a villain
@MustafaKhan-mj8yv
@MustafaKhan-mj8yv 4 жыл бұрын
Nah dude that's Loki pretending to be thor
@feltrix334
@feltrix334 4 жыл бұрын
Are we going to gloss over the fact that Kyle offhandedly called something a 'science tube?'
@madtownluthier3325
@madtownluthier3325 4 жыл бұрын
Feltrix I read this comment right when I got to the “science tube” hence ridding me of my confusion
@becausescience
@becausescience 4 жыл бұрын
yes -- kH
@madtownluthier3325
@madtownluthier3325 4 жыл бұрын
@@becausescience We love you kH
@CorgyOntoppya
@CorgyOntoppya 4 жыл бұрын
Any manbun who says they're in charge isn't really in charge.
@barrybend7189
@barrybend7189 4 жыл бұрын
Kyle love the show but why a live shark? Wouldn't a true baddy use a Great white sized robot shark with twin laser eyes and a built in nuclear fission core to power them. They would also make great mulch machines for cleanup.
@jparky1972
@jparky1972 4 жыл бұрын
Don't give him ideas!!!
@Syde_Saffar
@Syde_Saffar 4 жыл бұрын
wanna join evil academy?...kyle is the founder...dont worry..we offer schoolarship...fail mean death..tq
@barrybend7189
@barrybend7189 4 жыл бұрын
@@Syde_Saffar I'm an engineer I solve practical problems.
@Syde_Saffar
@Syde_Saffar 4 жыл бұрын
if your a villian..you can solve human problem..over population....you know how right..hehe..
@barrybend7189
@barrybend7189 4 жыл бұрын
@LordMightyTrousers doesn't mean I can't make something more practical using the idea.
@matthewstone500
@matthewstone500 4 жыл бұрын
‘Look even more closelier’ At first, I thought it was a speech mistake, trying to choose between ‘closer’ and ‘closely’ and mixing them together, but the word ‘closelier’ is actually a word! It’s an older form of the word ‘closely’. I didn’t know that.
@arcanehero1247
@arcanehero1247 4 жыл бұрын
Closelier
@YourLocalBigfoot
@YourLocalBigfoot 4 жыл бұрын
@@Hal2718 /inserts emperor palpitine salt meme here/
@ArthurEKing8472
@ArthurEKing8472 4 жыл бұрын
Hey there Dr. Manbunn! Love the show... But I have to ask... Just exactly HOW LONG have you been planning this? I mean, the perfect blue-green colouration of your logo has been there for years! And we just never noticed!
@yahyalemnouar9751
@yahyalemnouar9751 4 жыл бұрын
The most epic way to get away from a villain's trap: let's get technical
@mystichutney1396
@mystichutney1396 4 жыл бұрын
If a “laser” had enough power, wouldn’t it burn or even boil the shark who’s head the “laser” was attached to?
@MustafaKhan-mj8yv
@MustafaKhan-mj8yv 4 жыл бұрын
I mean it's in water and I'm sure the designer would consider that. Hypothetically
@mystichutney1396
@mystichutney1396 4 жыл бұрын
Idk ManBun never thought of what color of laser to use so he would have to use magic sharks 😂
@defies4626
@defies4626 4 жыл бұрын
Correct. The diffusion mentioned in the episode would be, if the laser is powerful enough to be an effective weapon, released in the form of a localized thermal bloom. As he mentioned, water would create a superheated steam cavity along the path of the laser. This would, of course, Kill The Fish (do not kill da fish). A laser powerful enough to be a weapon that could easily kill a person or a target quickly would be in the tens of kilowatts (40 or more for a person over a few seconds) to up to about a megawatt to be effective. Besides the fact that the power system would slow the shark down, you run into the issue that a laser kills a person by, well, effectively flash-microwaving them (in non-organic targets, causing a small patch to melt through to something thermal sensitive or explode from dumping thermal energy into it. In organic targets, the cells literally flash boil and go off like microscopic popcorn causing horrific, hard to heal wounds if not outright exploding and blowing off limbs rather... yeah, laser weapons are bad and if we could make man-portable ones you really shouldn't because it would kind of be a war crime). So, yeah, your shark would accidentally kill itself by either accidentally boiling it's face off, causing a localized cavitation event (mantis shrimp'ing itself), or it's using it's laser to blind and/or communicate for maximum... Evil. Granted, you could use frickin' laser sharks as kamikaze drones with great effectiveness, but in that case you could just strap a torpedo to them and blow up an area with a couple of dozen pounds of high explosives.
@skylx0812
@skylx0812 4 жыл бұрын
Multi-million dollar pockets of shark fin stew out in the ocean.
@facetankhank
@facetankhank 4 жыл бұрын
@@mystichutney1396 But the show is called Because Science, not Because Magic. The sharks would have to wear a protective suit of some kind.
@michelebenedetti7507
@michelebenedetti7507 4 жыл бұрын
Kayle: I don't want the world to know that I'm secretly a super-villain also Kayle: today we nuke mars, steal space cars, and crate fricking LASER SHARKS
@Drkwll
@Drkwll 4 жыл бұрын
Did you intentionally spelt his name wrong? You make it look and sound like kale.
@alexsterner834
@alexsterner834 4 жыл бұрын
“Equipped with an evil eye targeting system” Some one get Michael Reeves on the phone
@DimaJeydar
@DimaJeydar 4 жыл бұрын
If Kyle says he's not a supervillain, I believe him.
@SuperCrazyfin
@SuperCrazyfin 4 жыл бұрын
2:20 Oh so is that why they tell you to include a glass of water when you reheat Pizza?
@MustafaKhan-mj8yv
@MustafaKhan-mj8yv 4 жыл бұрын
Nah that's to make the pizza less dry and rubber like
@runningthemeta5570
@runningthemeta5570 4 жыл бұрын
Ok laser sharks are cool But what if we had laser BEES?!?!
@ArkaSaurusRex218
@ArkaSaurusRex218 4 жыл бұрын
Impossible: No laser is small enough to fit on a bee.
@runningthemeta5570
@runningthemeta5570 4 жыл бұрын
@@ArkaSaurusRex218 Wrong, nothing is impossible. With Science!!!!
@sillyviking1567
@sillyviking1567 4 жыл бұрын
Hey Kyle, love the show and this episode in particular as I can share it with a great deal more people. Something you did not touch on that is ampullae of Lorenzini, the 6th sense shark bois have. Putting a complex device with batteries, optics and probably some sort of broadcast/receiver system would wreck a sharkie boi’s ability to do chop. Ya know cause they would be basically blind .... in the water! On a side note Kyle we talk about this mane-tain thing. A mane goes all the way around, not just on ur head. You never give the beard the respect it demands! You don’t talk about beard oils or creams, proper combs to use, NOTHING! The bread will always be there for you Kyle, even when you get old and the stuff on top falls out. So show it some love. P.S. Not that I want this to come off as a threat or anything. However the Grand counsel of the Facial Follicles Fellas is watching SV
@mrmashalla9396
@mrmashalla9396 4 жыл бұрын
Now we know who's on the other side of the phone when Kyle talks on the phone.
@Dreadhead669
@Dreadhead669 4 жыл бұрын
"i'm on a watchlist" Was that an asking for help, kyle?? 😮 You have an army full of nerds behind you. And you know, nerds rule the world..
@dickmarx1298
@dickmarx1298 4 жыл бұрын
Nerds rule, period. Nerds are we have everything ever. Windex, toilet paper, the internet, food preservation.
@carlosgarza400
@carlosgarza400 4 жыл бұрын
Once again Kyle tries to prove yet fails to prove he's a villain
@elinabaker137
@elinabaker137 4 жыл бұрын
Kyle: "I'm totally not a super villain guys" Kyle: *post video about laser sharks, which we all know as the most dastardly hallmark of a super villain*
@xeruexe1624
@xeruexe1624 4 жыл бұрын
"Closelier" sounds like that French inspector in the Pink Panthlier.
@ekagrajoshi9054
@ekagrajoshi9054 4 жыл бұрын
So sharks now have lazarbeams??? YEET
@MikeeVee
@MikeeVee 4 жыл бұрын
So a Sealab style super villain base would be safe from any military laser weapons in space, lol.
@KageRyuu6
@KageRyuu6 4 жыл бұрын
Man bun, truly the most villainous hairstyle.
@shahaansalman3286
@shahaansalman3286 4 жыл бұрын
Kyle has finally revealed his true colors as the villain MANBUN
@Nerdopedia
@Nerdopedia 4 жыл бұрын
that face twitch at 11:39 was the creepiest part of this video
@silentnise1364
@silentnise1364 4 жыл бұрын
Damn kyle has amazing hair
@tales9476
@tales9476 4 жыл бұрын
I love how Kyle becomes more British as he becomes more evil.
@CasaHouse2205
@CasaHouse2205 4 жыл бұрын
Hey Kyle! Huge fan of the show! This episode hit on one of my favorite topics, and that is how sharks are actually far more complex than we give them credit for. On that note, I have an idea for another use for the shark-mounted laser. Island security. Great White sharks have been observed spyhopping, sticking their head above the water 's surface to take a look at objects or creatures that aren't immersed. Newer studies have also shown that the Great White shows inquisitive and social behavior on the level of a wolf or dog. I feel like a combination of these two would be where the best results would happen. Train a pack or two of toothy-water-doggos to defend your base against amphibious assault. To teach them, you could set a massive amount of chum or meat on a boat with a few holes drilled into the hull, enough to leak but not sink. The blood would get the sharks curiosity, and once they are nearby, you strike the boat with a laser from above the surface. Once they make the connection that their new head-beams can sink the boat and get the tasty tasty (and now cooked!) meats, but not from below the surface, just reinforce that behavior. Train them like you would a pack of dogs learning a task. Sink a couple empty boats without the laser, and then sink another meat-filled boat by hitting it with a laser. Condition them to associate the sinking of a boat via laser with tasty treats. Then you just send out a meat-filled boat every week or so for the sharks to sink themselves. Regular feeding will keep them nearby instead of spreading out like apex predators usually do, and you could even vary the engine types on the boats to teach them to recognize various boat types. Then you just beef up the air defenses of your island base. Then the meddling.... interlopers, scan the base, see massive air defenses but little to no surface-level sea defense and think you are overconfident in your defense grid. They attempt a covert landing via a small boat and your newly trained water-doggos sink it, which would leave the interlopers with no option but to get in the water. Once immersed, the giant toothy good boys don't need to utilize their lasers, they could just use what evolution gave them.
@cpob2013
@cpob2013 4 жыл бұрын
zap nom nom
@killbotter6998
@killbotter6998 4 жыл бұрын
Last time i was so early the newest invention was the wheel
@justinnelson5960
@justinnelson5960 4 жыл бұрын
Oof
@kapten-awesome
@kapten-awesome 4 жыл бұрын
Damn you're old then...
@chanbricks4461
@chanbricks4461 4 жыл бұрын
My first time seeing a laser shark was in The Lego Movie
@justinnelson5960
@justinnelson5960 4 жыл бұрын
Same
@madscientistshusta
@madscientistshusta 4 жыл бұрын
You must be under age 25
@chanbricks4461
@chanbricks4461 4 жыл бұрын
@@madscientistshusta Yep
@The_Badger-dl7gg
@The_Badger-dl7gg 4 жыл бұрын
Kyle, never microwave pizza rolls. Always use the oven!
@lizdierdorf
@lizdierdorf 4 жыл бұрын
this is a great and fun channel! love the bun Kyle! I think you're forgetting 2 things: first, if you're using the weapon laser scheme, you forget that with any powerful enough laser, there's gonna be a lot of heat, and even under water, this heat will hurt your sharks rendering them useless. second you are forgetting totally of the biological component, the sharks themselves; most shark species don't attack without provocation and in normal conditions they attack from beneath their prey, so the attack could not be as effective as the horizontal attack that your graphics suggest. my advise for you (if you were a master super villain) is, go for a bull shark (carcharhinus leucas), it can survive in both fresh and salty waters and have enough size to support a good-size laser device attached to their bodies, extra point because is not threatened specie.
@AlexHeisEngholm
@AlexHeisEngholm 4 жыл бұрын
Are catfishes attracted to laser pointers?
@luisschardelmann9974
@luisschardelmann9974 4 жыл бұрын
Why does Kyle behave more and more like a supervillain for each episode?
@molybdaen11
@molybdaen11 4 жыл бұрын
Because we pushed him into it.
@garrettknowlton6539
@garrettknowlton6539 4 жыл бұрын
Kyle can eat a pizza roll straight straight out of the microwave. Confirmed a super villain.
@SeantheBawse
@SeantheBawse 4 жыл бұрын
So SHARKS WITH FRICKING LASER BEAMS ATTACHED TO THEIR HEADS would actually be used for espionage rather than super-villany, nice.
@nintentyr2355
@nintentyr2355 4 жыл бұрын
So, there have been 2 Kyle's this whole time!
@ToabyToastbrot
@ToabyToastbrot 4 жыл бұрын
Interestingly blinding laser weapons are against the geneva convention from 1980. But I guess manbun doesn't really care that much about stuff like that.
@philipcollier4883
@philipcollier4883 4 жыл бұрын
Evil Kyle is more afraid of PITA: a bunch of those guys don't follow the Geneva Convention...
@philipcollier4883
@philipcollier4883 4 жыл бұрын
Kyle: One down, 436829 to go. Note to self, cancel one lazer bee strike.
@meaganthemarionette4899
@meaganthemarionette4899 4 жыл бұрын
Just the intro alone had me hooked on this video 😆 Edit: also the description is gold. You seem to have earned your doctorate in supervillainy
@emberdrops3892
@emberdrops3892 4 жыл бұрын
Baaaby "LASER"-HEADED-KILLER-FISH doodoodoodoodoodoodooodooo
@emberdrops3892
@emberdrops3892 4 жыл бұрын
@@therewillbefire1833 well, technically speaking, yesn't. XD
@akumaking1
@akumaking1 4 жыл бұрын
Cover the science of the Atlantians in the Aquaman movie!
@jraywagsii
@jraywagsii 4 жыл бұрын
I fully support this
@terellslaughter1626
@terellslaughter1626 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah!!!!
@fa2lemuelm2
@fa2lemuelm2 4 жыл бұрын
This episode is honestly the funniest yet. Thanks for the laughs not-evil man.
@andreboden1437
@andreboden1437 4 жыл бұрын
"One million watts" Oh man, I frikken loled irl. Perfekt!
@bradleeboitshoko7182
@bradleeboitshoko7182 4 жыл бұрын
My sister just walked in on me watching this and asked why I'm watching Jesus
@molybdaen11
@molybdaen11 4 жыл бұрын
Tell her: "This is Thor, a nordic god."
@demonemperor424
@demonemperor424 4 жыл бұрын
I thought it was physics girl at the intro
@awkweird_panda
@awkweird_panda 4 жыл бұрын
lmao😂😂
@reddragon7762
@reddragon7762 4 жыл бұрын
Love the show! 11:35 U got that evil twitch down perfect lol
@icecoldchilipreppers6496
@icecoldchilipreppers6496 4 жыл бұрын
This evil manbun character is my absolute favourite. Please have him back!!!!!!!!
@makeracistsafraidagain
@makeracistsafraidagain 4 жыл бұрын
The one way I would Never wear my long hair is in a bun. Never. "I'm on a watch list." Hahahah!
@dickmarx1298
@dickmarx1298 4 жыл бұрын
If you're watching this show, he was probably in your KZbin watch list 😉
@bubbadoo1267
@bubbadoo1267 4 жыл бұрын
Bird Box meets Jaws: "Because being blind underwater would be a nightmare."
@morganc4920
@morganc4920 4 жыл бұрын
Hey Kyle, love the show. I'm currently bingeing it. Just a couple of thoughts: You talked about the range issues lasers would have underwater and how you would already be too close the shark by the time it was usefully lethal. However in the first movie they didnt have sharks with freakin laser beams attached to their heads, they had genetically altered seabass. I would say a 30 foot kill range is more than sufficient for a fish as small as a seabass and it could help them immobilize prey as they closed in. Secondly, the fish tank in both the first and third movies appear to have an approximate radius of around 30 feet (plus or minus) also lending credibility to your theory of range underwater. Good work, love the content. You should do more series!
@SSPENGUIN1
@SSPENGUIN1 4 жыл бұрын
All the air quotes bring me back. Thank you sir.
@joshuawilliamson1918
@joshuawilliamson1918 4 жыл бұрын
That end bit was frickin gold! 😂
@anthonyeartly5737
@anthonyeartly5737 4 жыл бұрын
Happy thanksgiving Kyle and your team! Awesome episode
@RJ_Ehlert
@RJ_Ehlert 4 жыл бұрын
Hey Kyle love the show, I really do. Beyond all the uses for Shark Lasers underwater which would make them great for utility there is another aspect to these creatures as weapons. Sharks are already perfect man-hunters underwater, and Laser Sharks could be trained to surface and fire deadly lasers at targets outside of the water.
@traethunderbolt
@traethunderbolt Ай бұрын
Years later this is still the best Channel on KZbin
@TheBlitzblogger
@TheBlitzblogger 4 жыл бұрын
Because Science presents: "The Rise of Man-Bun" Potential new vignette series where villain and hero Kyles battle it out in the void to save humanity from itself.....
@Syde_Saffar
@Syde_Saffar 4 жыл бұрын
then both of them died n earth dont give any f...the tale lost in time...
@bayluvn41510
@bayluvn41510 4 жыл бұрын
Laser is actually an acronym for "Light Amplification by Stimulated Emissions of Radiation"
@Kaldrin
@Kaldrin 3 жыл бұрын
the realization of these videos and his character are really really good I love it !
@RG-rw1lx
@RG-rw1lx 4 жыл бұрын
Kyle very secretly tells everyone about his evil plans and then refuses to be super villain
@bostontracy5151
@bostontracy5151 4 жыл бұрын
I’m so glad you finally did Austin Powers gadgets! Great show, man!!! As I said in my comment on your previous “footnotes” episode, please bear in mind that the only time a shark is ever seen using the frickin’ “laser” attached to its head, is above water when it shoots a seemingly red-orange laser at a background henchmen and kills him. But if the lasers ARE still a big problem, even if they’re only really meant to be shot above sea level, you’ll just have to settle for very ill-tempered, mutated sea-bass. 😉
@grndragon7777777
@grndragon7777777 4 жыл бұрын
This whole video was awesome!
@j.t.lennon177
@j.t.lennon177 4 жыл бұрын
sometimes the villain's techniques are more interesting than the "hero's" fumbling ways of getting out of them.
@gonzotown9438
@gonzotown9438 4 жыл бұрын
You could also train the sharks to think of anything the light is shining on as food. Give the laser a targeting system that always shines on the shark food when you feed them but is also programmed to shine on your enemies. The laser might also be programmed to only work when out of the water. So the sharks can get targets dangling over your death trap, and not yet in the water.
@joshuahillerup4290
@joshuahillerup4290 4 жыл бұрын
I'm glad you're continuing to stay current with your pop culture references
@taylorbroderick6947
@taylorbroderick6947 4 жыл бұрын
Hey Kyle, two things. Sharks could quickly surface to blast unsuspecting heroes off the deck of the super boat, bypassing the beam through water. They could also use the laser cutter to cut holes in the hull of said boat to sink it. Love the show. Manbun 2020
@shadowstorm9119
@shadowstorm9119 4 жыл бұрын
Lmao. I love how your villain's name is ManBun
@mursu24
@mursu24 4 жыл бұрын
This gave me a video idea: the different colours of blood in media (green/blue/yellow etc.) and what their composition would need to be to appear the way they do for us?
@jamierichardson4897
@jamierichardson4897 4 жыл бұрын
Kyle, I've realized that you're not a supervillian, but you're training supervillians for some nefarious purpose. Love your videos!
@TheDrummerdv
@TheDrummerdv 4 жыл бұрын
So entertaining. Thanks for the good work my friend!
@grndragon7777777
@grndragon7777777 4 жыл бұрын
One of the best intros
@TheBaglee
@TheBaglee 4 жыл бұрын
The bit where Kyle beeped the Microwave and turned it into a graph made me laugh. Not just air out my nostrils like laughing at an internet funny, but an actual laugh. Nice.
@LOBricksAndSecrets
@LOBricksAndSecrets 4 жыл бұрын
Sharks, that fire small torpedoes, and those torpedoes carry laser warheads.
@LOBricksAndSecrets
@LOBricksAndSecrets 4 жыл бұрын
Additionally, why use visible light lasers to have sharks communicate, which could conceivably by monitored by the glows they make, when electromagnetic signals in other parts of the spectrum can be detected by hammerheads? Just train a bunch of those
@rockinrobin9093
@rockinrobin9093 4 жыл бұрын
The sharks wouldn’t necessarily need a laser interpreting device to receive and interpret information sent by other shiver members. Sharks have specialised sensing organs called ampullae of Lorenzini that can detect electric and magnetic fields in water. Thus, since lasers are electromagnetic waves, a product of electric and magnetic fields, these biological devices could be utilised for shiver communication rather than technological devices. There would also have to be other factors at play though when considering this. For example, neurological restructuring for the shark to further be influenced by information inputs and outputs. Ps: Love the show.
@collingalanos1783
@collingalanos1783 4 жыл бұрын
If only my school science lessons were half as entertaining as this, I might've learned more stuff.
@j.jimenez7545
@j.jimenez7545 4 жыл бұрын
Best one so far
@n.d.378
@n.d.378 4 жыл бұрын
Best episode ever.
@askalon4558
@askalon4558 4 жыл бұрын
You also could use the laser sharks to send fake informations to submarines using that kind of systems.
@trueaidooo
@trueaidooo 4 жыл бұрын
If laser sharks were communicating their attacks then that would imply that these are super intelligent sharks that know battle strategies which is terrifying in and of itself
@robdogatw7416
@robdogatw7416 4 жыл бұрын
I just realized... Kyle could use the wrong equation on purpose and virtually no one should even bat an eyelash
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