Bed Bugs at Paris Fashion Week, McCarthy Out + more - Josh Johnson - Comedy Cellar - Standup Comedy

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[@JoshJohnsonComedy]

Hi Friends! Make sure you subscribe. Thank you for watching this! I have a benefit show on 10/18 in NYC. Ticket link here www.chelseafactory.org/sonicfriedchicken-2

[@RSBexpressions]

Will you be wearing your “performance hoodie” & casual costume, or will you surprise us with a new wardrobe to match that handsome face of yours? 🤴🏽🥰😘🪷

[@lise6303]

You know how people can do a write in for elections? Yes? How do we do that for Mr. Johnson?!

[@LoveEmThick]

That was actually excellent. No gaps. Excellent delivery. Officially my favorite set.

[@twainalex996]

This is good 👍🏽 fresh content everyday on current affairs this is definitely your niche. You are going to blow up

[@InfiniteSoulRoots]

​@@RSBexpressions Wow~I know you didn't! 🙄😂🤦🏾‍♀️

[@vinylordie1301]

This dude does a fresh 15 minutes EVERY WEEK?! That is insane. ⚜️⚜️⚜️

[@thebritons]

Seriously talk about a hard working comedian. Love this dudes brain. You rock Josh.

[@JesgateOnDown]

Any comedian who can't come up with new material regularly -- with all the ridiculous things that are happening in the world these days should definitely quit.

[@Semajleelive]

my man

[@leesmac404]

Yes he does!!! I look forward to it. He is an incredible comedian, but more so, a awesome storyteller!!! His gift…. Can’t get enough. Can’t wait for his future career. I’m here for it!!!

[@Mallenaudrix]

@@JesgateOnDownagreed, he’s in a league of his own though

[@folarinanu]

He’s doing his best to show he can AND SHOULD be the daily show host.

[@0e0]

Been watching that show for like 20 years and I 1000% agree

[@ericisprobablyfullofshit7797]

He's too good for that show. He should have his own show, Josh Talks About Stuff. It'd be similar because he'd talk about current events, but also whatever he wants to talk about that day. I would watch every episode of that show and tell all may friends. 😅

[@lamorenalindacopswife]

Now that Roy Wood Jr. is gone, and the drama with Hasan, definitely.

[@ericisprobablyfullofshit7797]

@@lamorenalindacopswife I wanna see more Patriot Act. That show kicked serious ass.

[@idek1433]

He'd be an amazing host and the show reflects the hosts not hosts conforming to the show but it's so much work and stress to be the host because you're not just a talking head you're basically the show runner and producer while hosting like that's a lot lmfao

[@eilensing9488]

I've been a fan of Josh Johnson since his catfishing the kkk bit. Im so happy to have all this new content from him

[@adafrost6276]

That's the bit I first saw as well and absolutely loved it. Josh Johnson is by far my favorite up and coming comic and just one of my favorites in general.

[@clicheguevara5282]

Same!!

[@staomruel]

Heyoo!!

[@biggiejerseysTV]

Oh my God, that was the first bit of his that I can remember and it made me a fan of his.

[@Mallenaudrix]

ME TOOO! I used to replay his netflix thing with the other stand ups. His was my favorite “…so I farted on her! It was as silent and subtle as her racism.” 😂

[@Lfufu20]

All his lines keep replaying in my head... - "His little plane" - "No one is safe" - "Where ya broke ass at? I got a gun too aint nobody scared!"😮😂😂😂

[@oceandizzle7]

"We on fire muthrfukrs!!" 😂

[@novalyn.shelby]

I need to stop watching these while I eat dinner, the corn bread almost got me tonight. 🤣🤣 NO ONE IS SAFE! 💯

[@bbrowngrooms]

😂😂😂

[@AviBel333]

His bits should be considered attempted murder! 🤣🤣🤣

[@t.brooks7602]

Not the cornbread choking and suffocation 💀💀

[@Faith4Lyf]

Yall funny too... facts though, I watch at wrk and just forget I'm there...laughing out loud and all😂

[@reachthroughreality]

I wasn't even eating. Still almost died.

[@nitrous36]

As a black guy thats first generation suburbs, you just made me feel better. 🤣

[@HisameArtwork]

my husband is from smaller cities I'm from the capital, nice part but still, it's East Europe. one night I think I hear ppl moving in the living room so I wake up, think I see a shadow through the door and I just jump out in my underware looking for a fight. I woke up angry. fortunately my husband immediately grabbed my hand and pulled me back, took out his fake airsoft gun (we don't have guns here since the 89' revolution, they abolished the death penalty too) and goes in the living room instead of me. tells me to stay put in the bedroom. turns out I just dreamt it. my dad had passed away the day before, and my mom kept talking all day about his stupid ass ghost visiting us and so I dreamt a home invasion.

[@noone9472]

@@HisameArtworkI don’t know what to say, it’s really funny but I’m also sorry for your loss

[@CosmicMomDove]

⁠Your story is a testament to the fact that we have more in common than we realize. I’m glad that an Eastern European woman could find a connection with an African American man from Louisiana. Josh Johnson is HILARIOUS.

[@yeahyeahwowman8099]

As a person, you needed a pat on the back to feel better, jesus christ people just make me either wanna throw up or drink, lol.

[@nitrous36]

@yeahyeahwowman8099 It was a joke. Have a drink, then choke on your vomit while throwing up.

[@ToniGlick]

If you keep doing what you're doing, Josh, I won't begrudge you a little plane.

[@bbrowngrooms]

😂😂😂

[@KINDaf]

Dude? He deserves a little plane! Have you checked out his pod cast? He's also a writer for the daily show. His is GRINDING!!!! Seriously though, just check out his pod cast. Especially the one with Dulcé

[@tamarf4596]

I'm watching you all the way from a war zone in the Middle East, and not a lot can make me smile and laugh like your comedy.

[@roniciamattox1890]

My ABBA watch over and keep you and the rest of our troops ❤!!

[@bonnieblack7448]

Our hearts are with you! ❤

[@markchinguz4401]

Where you from homie?

[@neotheboxer]

Be safe friend. I hope all the horror stops asap

[@JustHereForCats]

Stay safe 💜

[@CatyBee]

The BEST thing (besides a fair deal) that came from the writer's strike was the uprising of comics on social media. I hope they continue to SMASH it.

[@dropkickpherby6994]

Funny enough Josh is also a writer!

[@ripdime1351]

“Ok come thru thickness”. 😂🤣 had me dying

[@ripdime1351]

“Get ‘em, baby” I have to see this dude live!

[@SpaceyD]

As a social worker who's been fired once or twice, I appreciate this 😉

[@TCt83067695]

Wait a minute. Once *OR* twice? I have so many questions for you b

[@lesliewit]

The way I clipped that and sent that to some co-workers!😂😂😂

[@ambriaashley3383]

Hahaha wait the need for social workers is so high!!! You managed to get fired ? 👀 please tell us why lmao

[@survivalguy69]

How did you get fired ?

[@John-kk8gi]

Hol up, what the hell did you do to get fired, not once, but -TWICE-???

[@FalanaBlessed]

I have laughed so hard at this set. "No one is safe!"

[@swindaflesh]

It's crazy😂

[@InAHollowTree]

“WE ON FIRE, MOTHER FUCKERS!”

[@IanTranSend]

You can literally see the light bulb turn on at 9:18 to 9:20 when he realizes the Deputy Mayor got bedbugs in the moment. 😂 Improvised genius live at work. Brings new very literal meaning to "eat the rich" that I didn't see coming on my 2023 bingo card of events. Amazing set, Djele quality comedy and commentary for timely events!

[@mslindsayh]

"You take a jet you pay the price" lmaoooo really nice tie back to the first joke too!

[@debraseale6867]

Mississippi woman loves this Louisiana man. Saw him on Jimmy Fallon and he is hilarious. You keep this up and you're gonna get your own jet one day.

[@Robert_McGarry_Poems]

The correct term... is little plane. 😂

[@thisisit333]

“We on fire muthafuckas!” 😂😂😂

[@RoadAegis]

Has Lived rent free in my head since.

[@volumecontrol7434]

Josh is on fire 🔥 fortunately not in the same way as the chef ❤

[@HazelwithaZ]

"Ain't nobody scared..." 😆

[@kamicolo141]

Dude, you're putting in your 10,000 hours. I feel very proud to be able to say I watched your come up on KZbin before you took over everything! You're a master in the making! Much respect

[@SpaceyD]

"Come thru thickness" I can't 🤣

[@superxcereall4372]

He knows how to clickbait and not disappoint making KZbin history here

[@JustHereForCats]

Yeah, bc “bed bugs at Paris fashion week” had me here instantly 😂😂

[@redpalace2494]

I went from being unfamiliar with Josh to him becoming one of my favorite comics in the space of about three weeks. Great catalog in his channel. Can't wait to see this.

[@Ash-Farah]

I demand a cut of Ratatouille but instead of Remy the rat we get a sassy Parisian bedbug.

[@callmecharlie99]

I second this demand.

[@Heavenzvoice]

This dude is straight up borderline genius -insane. His eyes get wide… those mental pauses of his big brain going . Super intelligent and that amazing smile.

[@sarina5147]

I hit the like button before the video even started. That’s where I’m at with Josh Johnson sets

[@elisa0329]

"If you are going in the clouds whenever you feel like it, that's MONEY..." 😂😂

[@jashanestone]

The best thing about Josh post on KZbin is? He doesn't do skits, he doesn't show just mostly podcasts and or interviews and, he doesn't show the same jokes we've seen already. He's currently on hot and news worthy topics each new KZbin video drop. This guy? Is the truth. 👏🏽✅💯 👉🏽🤣 he stay with the funnies 🤣👈🏽

[@MrSpinaldan]

The Gretta bit was great. Loved that set.

[@ripdime1351]

“We on fire, motherfuckas!” Again, dying!!

[@knudsandbknielsen1612]

13:20 and foreward: In ancient Greece, in one of the city states, and I forget which one, there was a constitutional law that said, that no king could declare war without himself being in the very front line. Now, there's the kind of law this world needs! And I do believe it was Sparta, which was maybe somewhat misundderstood?

[@Emma_Boney]

Sparta was actually awesome imo

[@AviBel333]

"THE TORTILLAS ARE COMPROMISED!" He's trying to kill me! 😭😭😭

[@aer71367]

'You take a jet, you pay the price"!!! LOL!

[@familiaroddity1193]

Dude you should be the next daily show host. I could handle bad news everyday so long as you’re the one telling it

[@VivicaTownsin]

Love the pauses .. I’m getting the amazing Richard Pryor vibes from this amazing comedian

[@Hal-Blue]

Paul Mooney really who wrote for Richard Pryor

[@swindaflesh]

It's crazy 😂

[@amazinggrace5692]

My daughter had to rescue a baby bat who got caught in her boyfriends tub. Her bf stayed in bed yelling “You’re the best, Laura”! My daughter is a girl from the suburbs who went to nature camp every summer and her bf lived in a not great part of a city. She was also fearless. And yes, we joked about that for years and years!

[@michelletxmischief4390]

It makes my day when I see a new set posted. I know I'm going to sleep with a smile on my face. Laughter is the best medicine, and you are a master surgeon!

[@REVENGEbyNichole]

😂 "Get em Baby"

[@shayboogie3682]

“Their calm because it’s not their problem” - genius observation, Sir Josh 🥰😊🥰 Y’all Remember when T**** got COVID and they wouldn’t let him do a press / heli-pad conference? And he could only wave from the balcony and do some blue man group mime action wave? Yep, this statement holds up 😅😅😅😅

[@xonotthebirdxo7]

Josh feeds us well on this channel ❤️ I watch each new clip right away! So so good

[@TrishC5280]

I know for a fact whatever Josh posts, I'm gonna belly laugh 😂😂😂

[@alishamecene4834]

Starting my day off with your comedy is the best act of self-care!! Thank You. ❤

[@AlVelasquezDrums]

You are a great, young and HILARIOUS talent. Great word play & use of irony. My son had me watch you. I’m now a fan. PS. I’m 1st generation Suburbs without bed bugs. 😂🙏🏽

[@donnawheeler6283]

Josh is very funny. 😄😄😄I really enjoy his comedy. He reminds me of Katt Williams.

[@tdpay9015]

That Paris Deputy Mayor reminded me of the cabaret singer on the MTS Oceanos who, as it was sinking, sang "Bye Bye Love" to the assembled passengers lol.

[@riverlove6820]

Great stories as usual. I alway laugh at your funny perspective on various events/situations and your chilled demeanor.

[@Amy-kr4tc]

Manarisims and gesticulations are simply endearing. Plus, theres that great comedy as well 😊

[@andrewblair370]

ive been following you for quite a while now, and it’s cool to see you’re so consistent! every one of these u drop i watch immediately. I love the politics and messages you’re able to weave into your sets every time, you’re doing really great work!

[@ROLtheWolf]

Josh, that moment with the girlfriend with the gun and the guy in bed lifting the sheets in fear sounds like the kernel of a movie. The End of Manhood.

[@staomruel]

Give this man the special we all deserve!!!

[@bevwest7428]

THIS! Was hilarious! JOSH! You are GOLD!❤❤❤

[@Dustyfogz]

Not gunna lie. I've been watching your rise in comedy these last few years and you've become by far my favorite stand up comedian on the scene right now. There's something about your delivery and segue that is downright hilarious. Keep it up man

[@burtbackattack]

The algorithm really nails it sometimes. I hadn't heard of this guy before a couple days ago and now I think I've found my new favourite comedian.

[@Mozzarella-and-Tomato]

That last bit there is part of a very important conversation, I think. Happy to see it talked about.

[@caterinaint6963]

Laughing all the way in Australia. Thks for the regular uploads.

[@hazzaplayz808]

Same here,we need him to do a show down here hey 😂😂

[@D-TayWashington]

Hearing him talk about the small plane/jet thing without going back and forth with Logan was just as funny as I thought it was going to be😆😆😆

[@m0L3ify]

The tea I could have spilled when I left my last job...omg 😂😂😂

[@lcas2891]

So glad Josh is on the scene. His style makes you focus on his observations and then BAM, there is the punchline!😂😂😂

[@ahandl3]

Its rare that I can click in something and KNOW ill have a good time 🎉

[@bestmomcheck2046]

Love you Josh! Keep up the great work❤

[@cjrobertson1351]

This guy deserves a special on Netflix hes funnier than half the people on there😂

[@KKT23]

Josh Johnson is my new favorite comedian. 👏🏻

[@gracebyrnes4107]

Yes for us social workers. Thank you!

[@warriormamma8098]

Love this man. Love him.

[@eldersun9877]

This guy is Amazing . 🇺🇸👍

[@_NewtonMeter]

Enjoy the weekly update from Josh Johnson @ The Comedy Cellar

[@laurenm3148]

"...and now the floor is yours." amazing

[@msdamaris1s779]

Greetings from Chicago. Just discovered your channel a couple of weeks ago, immediately subscribed. You’re hilarious. 😂❤

[@christinemorgan6084]

Pull the sheets up!! Hysterical.

[@thewayhobibrokeitdowninhan6083]

I hope it makes Josh happy to know that on Friday, I kept imagining bedbugs saying "Aight, come through, thickness!" and giggly to myself, and it greatly helped me on my long train commute!

[@_NewtonMeter]

Just discovered your podcast and there's so many episodes

[@mattchen6137]

Looooolll broski said " pull the sheets up and cheer, ' get em baby!'".

[@faeray1016]

I'm so excited to see him on tour in December 😁

[@ChristineMarie29]

You are too funny !!! Lolol laughed my ass off all the way home ! Thank you

[@free_falling_in_abyss]

I love your regular news updates its so much fun! Much love.

[@kalispencer2]

That last bit had me dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@katboss4886]

This one of the best Josh!

[@kellylegault8188]

You are my new favorite comic. When I’m back in NYC I’ll try to catch you! ✨⭐👏🏻

[@Kcali111]

The tortillas are compromised lol

[@hoouliganian]

Dear Comedy Central, this is your new host for The Daily Show. Give him final say on any format and content decisions.

[@derekolson7382]

Josh Johnson makes me laugh every time. Quickly becoming one of my favorite comedians

[@Comegetyourdose131]

The beginning got me screaming. I’m happy I found this guy a few weeks ago. 😂😂😂

[@amihanruiz5143]

He is talking about "no one is safe" and bedbug infestations -- but that quiet smile? I'm falling in love

[@LaSabrinaSabrosa]

😂 thanks so much for sharing this. Just back home to Louisiana from FL abt an hour ago & your set hit the spot! 👏👏👏

[@solutionorppt]

Love your style and the way you tie stuff together and your love of language. Three vids in a row from the algo and I'm subscribed.

[@arnelevans4803]

A star is born, he's very funny

[@2ndmoon]

omg i am LOVING these daily uploads!! these are great! THIS is how i want to get my news now

[@mommahen6271]

Wow, I get more impressed with each monologue I watch, and the sneaky philosophy is so graceful thank you for putting yourself out there. You are a great artist.

[@bibichan06]

I almost pees myself from laughing. Ty so much for this!

[@leesmac404]

I skip the news and just wait for Josh! Cures “News Depression”!!!

[@Sol_Arkreite.mp3]

I was just waiting for you to get to the best part of the McCarthy speech. Right after the "I didn't get good grades" part, he goes, "I only flipped things around because I won the lottery during community college." NO JOKE. The former Speaker of the House was only successful enough to become a politician because he won the fucking lottery during college, and this man is adamantly against welfare for the public. The irony is uncanny.

[@antigone111]

I already loved you but knowing you're representing Louisiana makes me love you even more. Congratulations on your success 💗

[@JustHereForCats]

Oh my god 😂😂😂 This was gold from start to finish

[@sarahbleckman5199]

Wold events got me down and then my favorite comedian dropped a new episode 😊

[@elfi643]

This had me laughing so hard my stomach, chest, and face hurt

[@alkumhcounseling8634]

I have been listening to all this man's backlog, but at 8:30 when he said "we on fire MFs!" I was shook. When soft spoken people raise their voice once in a blue moon it feels so much more serious

[@meesterskullbaby]

Damn fine comedy

[@anamia9905]

My daily news and giggles stem from this source right here 🎉😂

[@marthals89]

I'm a social worker lmaooo the theres 3 of us line killed me! I literally have a caseload of 300 I have to see monthly, overworked is an understatement