P*rn Bloopers, Fake Lawyers, + A Year of Strikes - Josh Johnson - Chelsea Factory - Standup Comedy

[@JoshJohnsonComedy]

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[@BelindaJokinen]

Please tell us how to send you monetary thank yous!

[@1c2h3e4u5n6g]

You got it Josh 👍

[@DeadbeatGamer]

how long did it take you to reach a level where you have a new, at least ten minutes, set each week? Because that is amazing to me.

[@Leeniebean]

@joshjohnsoncomedy thank you for making the end of the work day better. I look forward to each new show. ❤❤

[@Adrienne557]

Come to Sacramento! You're awesome!

[@htvtc21]

at this point, this is The Daily Show with Josh Johnson. dude is so quick with the jokes and updates as if he's got a high budget team behind the scenes

[@rachaelwilliams107]

I seriously canNOT believe how quick he is with the frequent content. There's no one who would be better than him.

[@mdeliacloherty]

Seriously!!!

[@mycology5242]

Damn true tho

[@HisameArtwork]

daily show and snl have gone down the drain, I think he'll do so much better if he stays independent or at least far from those 2.

[@htvtc21]

@@HisameArtwork i totally agree. i really had high hopes for Trevor Noah at The Daily Show considering his brilliant standup work but he got trapped in the machine - no wonder he resigned early and went straight back to standup. i wouldn't want Josh to be trapped in that same system. it limits your creativity and boldness

[@benjaminlewis1833]

I am considering making Josh Johnson my exclusive news source.

[@GOODINTENTIONS_HEALING]

EXACTLY 💯 😂

[@Aleedis226]

HA right?😅

[@Pidster94]

He would make a GREAT Daily Show host

[@tammylc3080]

The Josh Johnson show 🙏🤗😍

[@matthewlister3755]

More legit than CNN or Fox News.

[@kingayy9267]

2:47 "How bad of a lawyer you have to be to be representing someone else and _you_ go to jail" was a perfect way to describe Cohen's (lack of) prowess as an attorney.

[@bluemacaw1473]

If he didn't lie and cheat, he wouldn't have been Trump's lawyer.

[@rochelleauge6734]

Or Giuliani..😂

[@northern_watcher9161]

Just seeing your video. Alaska educator here. Basically our district told our bus drivers that they knew the buses were not winterized (no heating or tire chains) and were not certified to operate in Alaska. The drivers asked for safe buses and when they were told no went on strike.

[@sunshine3914]

Jesus! I can’t imagine wtf anyone would have an unheated vehicle up there.

[@souldancersbyjennifer]

That's such a bummer

[@isadoracostahamsi163]

wow, F*ck the kids hum? and drivers, but people usually at least pretend to care about kids

[@KOKO-uu7yd]

​@@isadoracostahamsi163 ESPECIALLY for the SAFETY of it! Like, you expect me to load MY kids on a bus, in ALASKA, without proper TIRE GRIP?!? H to the E to the Double L NO!😤

[@MoonShadowWolfe]

For fuck's sake, it CAN'T cost more to outfit the bus fleet properly than it would to weather the lawsuits and (probably) criminal charges involved in a bus of dead children.

[@jjunture]

Josh should host a show every day where he talks about the news and what’s going on. You know, a show... but daily. Some sort of Daily Show, if you will. And he should host this daily show. If only such a show existed and needed a host.

[@bl4kkLotus4Jesus]

I would watch tv again

[@rideswithtasha2358]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@ThisIzSeanie]

I love this comment 😂😂

[@breebarry4422]

🤔 A daily show you say...on Comedy Central perhaps.

[@AMegaByteYT]

Genuinely think he'd do amazing with that torch after Trevor Noah

[@grayce2263]

I don’t know if it’s the algorithm or if you’re the hardest working comedian these days, but you’re fucking killing it dude.

[@Blaublahblue]

Yeah he's very prolific, comes up with new material every week

[@Dutwice]

He’s killing it 😊

[@jf7098]

Josh is too generous with giving us content to watch and for that I'm thankful. We're not worthy! But seriously Josh, if you stop I'm going to have withdrawals. ❤

[@K0h4ku42]

For f’ing realll

[@King_Haroun]

Mann!

[@thefundamentals423]

Straight up!

[@maryrosekent8223]

Just reading this comment makes me feel deprived of his voice…guess I’ll just to watch it again!

[@brownkemosabe]

I second this @jf7098. Thank you Josh, for this beautiful offering of weekly, rib-cracking comedy!

[@jonahblock]

Josh is like his own late night show constantly giving us new monologues. Thanks

[@pragmaticeagle4832]

I have no idea how he hasn't had several specials already. This dude is hilarious & his delivery has always been top notch

[@TheForbidden_1ne]

And he keeps getting better too😂😂😂

[@forallthestupidshit3550]

I would give a couple bucks to a gofundme to produce his special!

[@avataraarow]

He’s got 2 full hours and another half hour! One Comedy Central half one full, as well as another full hour on peacock

[@tas4u93]

Hes too real. Thankfully these days you can be independent but i hope THEY dont kennedy him

[@avataraarow]

@@tas4u93 homie, I love Josh but I don’t think anybody is out here popping comedians lol. Josh is real and he’s smart but it ain’t that serious

[@Kaliqtuk]

Speaking as an Alaskan kid I can confirm Ice Road Truckers wit kids is the perfect description 😂😭

[@Alic4444]

Just as I'd hoped

[@eccentricJill]

My kids' bus done slid down the hill so many times--even with chains on. It's wild out there. "MOMMY THE BUS COULDN'T MAKE IT UP THE HILL TODAY IT WAS FUN!" Alaskan kids are built different.... this snow could stop tho 😂

[@Anne--Marie]

😂

[@justintime340]

J.J should be the new host for Daily Show or at least a correspondent

[@maryrosekent8223]

I concur. Become a correspondent with a very flexible scheduling requirement as part of his contract so that he can still tour and interact and entertain people in person as well. When he does finally take over _The Daily Show_ he’ll have more experience and may be ready to stay put and have only one or two show tours a year.

[@wrenholder8436]

Yessss, I would love that because I kind of stopped watching after Trevor left.

[@kathleenmccarthy8418]

Yeah!

[@bozthescrewup410]

I would watch that. He already writes for John Stewart right? Or he did before the show was chopped.

[@JB-bm1to]

Yessss!

[@TheGbelcher]

Just looked up Cooley. It’s ranked 196th in the country out of 199 accredited law schools. 😂 Which begs the question, who are the three worse than Cooley? 😂

[@queenreg7]

What makes Cooley so awful?

[@danitho]

​@@queenreg7 That's what I'm wondering.

[@djb.8507]

The lawyer is actually representing himself and have actually got the Judge to lower his bond. Bro is the real deal 🤣

[@yaoibabe]

That's hilarious 😂

[@Omegeddon]

If he won 26 cases in a row he aint no fake lol

[@MZRTMusic254]

He didn't attend his last two years of law school, apparently. I thought he was just some smartass who has a way with words and got really good at it😂

[@hunterlangley8287]

He should really try to go back and finish, he's obviously very talented.

[@djb.8507]

@@hunterlangley8287 By the way he just won his case representing himself. I think now he will finish law school and get his licence

[@Magus-s9w]

Sir, I am not your usual viewer; I found you via a post from a friend of a friend. I am so blown away! I hear Carlin; I hear Pryor. I hear Miller; I hear what TDS could have been. I hear truth and I hear myself laughing; thank you.

[@patriciaherminghaus7284]

Love him😂

[@stevenmonte7397]

I just said yesterday he's like a Dave Chappelle and George Carlin mix. The social commentary mixed with humor is so spot on. I can't get enough of his perspective.

[@JayBigDadyCy]

This dude is brilliant. No other way to say it. One of the absolute best comedians on the rise.

[@queenreg7]

Only Josh can talk about porn without sounding totally creepy and have folks laughing hysterically.

[@stephenomenal901]

There's no topic he's unwilling to approach, but he speaks with the tact of someone who was "raised right." 😂

[@jc3m]

@@stephenomenal901that’s cause he says things like, “truly, for the safety of the actress involved, this was untenable” 😆

[@michellehernandez2840]

Having an Angel's face helps.

[@daniele.h7697]

There are a lot more than you think who can execute jokes like this perfectly fine. It's all about your inflection rather than the topic.

[@alexiswilliamsinc]

I laughed so hard I got the hiccups. 😅

[@SusanEva-xv7oq]

He is so well informed, intelligent, clean spoken. I am so glad I found him

[@daisyabyaru9311]

Josh, as an African I tip my invisible hat off to you...the story about the fake Kenyan lawyer reached you???? Just when I thought I couldn't be more impressed with you.... Kudos from the motherland (in my country we process the madness that is our governance with humour so...)

[@dancetx]

I'm pretty sure it reached everyone. I heard abt it and I'm from poland

[@TheJcris87]

Yea it went viral over here in America.

[@loganwalters5613]

As an American we also laugh at our insane government until we remember their in charge of us and missiles 😳

[@IndaloBennet-zb3ws]

​@@loganwalters5613Eish 😢same thing in South Africa

[@Tonyhouse1168]

I’d re-sign my Netflix subscription if they gave Josh Johnson 3 full specials. Here’s hoping they do it RIGHT before he becomes the host on The Daily Show!

[@kaycarter6358]

Josh is killing it. I’m 76 and the young brother is Spot On. Hilarious

[@bl4kkLotus4Jesus]

Kudos to for not falling into the retirement crowd 🖤✝️🦋

[@kingayy9267]

@bl4kkbrd37 What's the retirement crowd and what would be bad about falling into it?

[@heatherperleberg7816]

​@@kingayy9267 well, when the retirement crowd falls, they never get back up.

[@patriciaherminghaus7284]

Love this kid ❤️

[@lS-je3ud]

That's Lil Wayne.

[@AdamIsUrqed]

The fake lawyer he's talking about hacked the practicing lawyer database and uploaded his picture on the profile of an actual lawyer with the same name, so he's in hot water for more than just practicing without a license. Also, Josh is correct in that fake law practitioners can be a bit of an epidemic there. It's a decent hustle, apparently.

[@ACDBunnie]

Licensed or not, he was good enough to win 26 cases in a row against actual licensed lawyers so...

[@AudreyC_]

He pulled off a Mike Ross 👏🏾👏🏾

[@HellaGust]

@@ACDBunnieI mean I know that if I need a lawyer and have the choice between the dude who passed the bar or the dude who never loses I'm going for the latter.

[@Waigwe_Nyoike]

he didn't win any 26 cases @@ACDBunnie

[@elvinasimx]

I’m sure someone was digging for dirt to put him down and that’s why he was caught

[@jasonstacy5587]

Josh is criminally underrated.

[@forallthestupidshit3550]

He needs a lawyer who graduated from a good school!

[@chrisclouds4182]

"It makes women think its gonna be good or whatever" had me laughing as much as the audience.

[@eirinstevenson7738]

I too feel more grounded after watching the bloopers. Thank you.

[@watumutiz]

🇰🇪🇰🇪 here. I can't believe the Brian Mwenda made it all the way to that end of the world 😂😂😂😂😂😂. Josh really does stay on top of everything! 👌🏾👌🏾

[@BiGprOtein65g]

😂

[@ruthie8844]

🇰🇪🇰🇪 Kenya to the world 😅😅 #Rejectthefinancebill2024

[@RTDavis0503]

This kid is cerebral. Comedy on another level. He will be one of the greats

[@ingood0867]

Lol... he's right about Walgreens. I only go to them to use their clean bathroom, in a pinch.

[@ysmithriley]

Which Walgreens has a BATHROOM❓️🤔🤣🤣😭😭

[@minorityhunterzoro2238]

​@@ysmithrileyJust use the makeup Isle

[@katanaki3059]

In our small town Walgreens got the best beer for us and the weird cigarettes my mom smokes. The ladies that run the place know everyone’s story. Fortunately they admire my 89 yr old mom for her endurance. Shout out to cool ladies in drug stores who know where the beauty products are and smile atcha

[@AliceBaker-ke1pl]

@@katanaki3059could you possibly drop the area ( like what county and state) this magical Walgreens is? Because this kind of review is far better than anything that could be seen on Yelp. Shoutout to this Walgreens wherever it is. If it’s even remotely local to me- I know I would drive at least an hour to patronize this establishment.

[@BMOREBRIE274]

The porn bloopers had me cackling!! Everyone knows about that Charley horse 😂😅

[@ScotsyCajn]

He's goin places. He knows it. He made a comment the other day about what he does and doesn't do cuz he keeps his future in mind. He knows his worth. Love you, Josh. Thank you so damn much for all your hard work, man. You and all y'all comedians are somethin else. Excellence. Quick with it. And then some. You stand out due to your awareness and your abilities with process and expression. Got us all wantin' to hear all ya thoughts on everything. Keep it up, for sure.

[@Lucky_W_S]

As a Kenyan... Had to come back and rewatch this 😂😂😂🇰🇪

[@melaber77]

I can’t comprehend how he produces so much top notch material so quickly and consistently. I think he’s making his bid for the Daily Show host seat

[@temitopeej8407]

He’s been a writer on Jimmy Fallon’s show and the Daily Show. He’s obviously good at it.

[@kingayy9267]

@temitopeej8407 Was he really? That's cool; I didn't know that. Thanks for sharing!

[@finchcarvingadiamond]

My conspiracy is that this is his preview for his participation on the daily show. If not i will take to the streets and protest, claiming the entire process was rigged. Foolproof.

[@JB-bm1to]

I'm in. But quick question, is this a "bring a sign" protest or a "bring a molotov" protest? I need to decide what shoes to wear.

[@finchcarvingadiamond]

@JB-bm1to I was thinking more old fashioned pitchforks. Rustic for fall

[@ScotsyCajn]

Boots and leggings.. got it. This is an interesting take, tho. Love it.

[@avp6730]

Isn't he a writer for the daily show?

[@Iloveswedes]

Conspiracy theory. Otherwise, you are in cahoots with someone else to make it happen, which is still acceptable.

[@Sicaughtik]

I can't believe how much better you've gotten in such a short time. I loved your sets a few years ago but you legitimately have the potential of being one of the next huge great names of comedy with the way you're movin now. Massive props.

[@iamthevioletgirl]

I just love the conversational element of his comedy is smooth. He doesn’t yell or run across the stage. If you have sensory issues, you can definitely check this guy out.

[@jakesieboy]

Josh's words on people striking are actually profound in this clip. So well expressed! ❤

[@ZoniZahiRoniZahi]

At this point Josh can talk just about anything and make it sound funny. You are really growing into a comedy legend, and I hope you gain the mass recognition that you deserve!

[@jedwing]

I love how he doesn't curse every other word or put people down in a crass and mean way.

[@faith1780]

How did he not laugh at himself while mimicking the Charlie horse bit??? 😂 that rocking back and forth was HILARIOUS!!!

[@thoralmighty7830]

This kids good. If there's some right out there this guy will be big.

[@Zerpersande]

I remember when I first saw one of Josh’s clips. Great comedian. Love his delivery.

[@tri3s4life]

HOW DO YOU WRITE SO MUCH MATERIAL SO FAST? Like actual GOOD material? It took me a month to put together a passable tight 5, and my man is dropping a new quarter hour DAILY. I'll be honest, I am furiously jealous.

[@korganrocks3995]

I'm sure it helps that he's using the news for material rather than just his own lived experiences, and not only because for stand-ups that eventually devolves into a set that is 90% travel-related! 😄 It doesn't hurt that the news these days is so much crazier than it used to be. When I grew up in the 90's the news used to be mainly boring, regular stuff, with the occasional war or presidential blowjob popping up and being talked about for months and months; these days we're getting news headlines on a daily basis that sound like they were written by The Onion or a plot point from Idiocracy!

[@ravithepoet]

This guy is dropping Netflix level stand up every week ❤

[@Mallenaudrix]

This dude is the best! I was just talking to someone about how common strikes are now. He is so on point.

[@dmariecaebrown1199]

Josh’s you are a pleasure. Skies the limit

[@enzomthethwa5861]

Liking this for the algorithm because people need to know who Josh Johnson is.

[@lauradenise21]

Pleeeeease host THE DAILY SHOW!!!

[@caminopreacher5958]

"How much time CAN you do?"🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@PaddleAsia]

Josh is consistently funny every single time... no matter the subject... kudos!!

[@CreamAle]

Though not a blooper, more like a prank/skit. That camera man eating a donut then feeding it to the main actor mid scene to only leave the actress flabbergasted. Pure comedic gold.

[@knowEyeDeer]

I'm feeling like the Snickers vs sex really was a missed opportunity to say "...now I'm really really satisfied".😅

[@KyrianXVII]

I was expecting something like, "You don't finish when you're hungry, need a break? Need a snickers."

[@anndeecosita3586]

The actor could say “Sex and Snickers: Enjoy some nuts while you nut.”

[@katherinedobias7499]

@@KyrianXVII snickers in her knickers

[@Plethorality]

Nice one.

[@librapiscestaurus94]

“ I go ahead & watch the bloopers” 😭💀

[@samsonrene1]

Now I gotta go look up some bloopers 😂😂😂

[@bighomieJ5X]

Yall sleeping on JJ , he brings the heat 😂😂

[@kinamonika]

More people are talking about him’

[@Rexapocalypse1]

Two or three years ago I waited on a table of American comedians in Ireland. One of the women was performing here at the Liberty Hall venue. When I said how interesting the venue was, she asked if i had a favourite comedian. When I replied Josh Johnson, she and the others squealled, flapped and babbled about him. They said he was their friend and one sent him a text, but their reactions were so unanimous and explosive it was hilarious. Josh Johnson has a priceless effect on people. He makes people laugh, he makes them care and he makes them smarter. He's like a precision engineer or surgeon or some shit like that. He should be the Daily Show host, Trevor Noah and was a great warm up for Josh Johnson.

[@paulsiro1775]

I’m Kenyan and the fact he knows about us here is crazy . That shit is true as fuck , he represented someone I know , tbh though the dude was in law school but didn’t get admitted to the bar.

[@djeio]

That's crazy

[@joeonkeo9663]

Dude, Brian was never in any undergraduate school of law nor was he in Kenya School of Law for the Bar.

[@djthomas2293]

Josh has really been killing it with these. I knew he was good and what he needed was just consistency.

[@martinsmith5520]

dude, I just realized I ve been watching you since the pandemic. So much good material. Thank you so much for the ride, man. Keep on truckin

[@chrishardy6471]

Actually my favorite comedian. Dude kills it everytime

[@Crimsontiger133]

I'm so glad Josh is doing more content. I found him years ago and at that time he didn't have much online but always looked. Now that he's putting out more I'm glad he's blowing up cause he's always been a great comic to me.

[@jasonphillips150]

Thank you for what you said about nurses! I feel the same about teachers. Your comedy is on point and hilarious. Hope to see you live soon. Much love!

[@davemoore6061]

I grew up in Fairbanks, Alaska's second city, riding the school bus was sketchy as hell, sliding back downhill on black ice in November

[@kitchensinkchronicles3272]

this man always has new material up his sleeve and it's always good

[@thenumberonebeaner2211]

100% want as a guest host for daily show

[@Youaretheactionsofgod]

GOD DAMMIT JOSH, JUST WHEN I THINK YOU COULDNT GET ANY BETTER. PFFFF BOY IM SO PROUD.

[@DarkHarlequin]

At this point this man is just a lighter more fun daily show and I'm here for it ☺☺

[@uaelovers]

The fact that someone was about to burst laughing at “Brian”

[@JB-bm1to]

Josh should be my only source of new & current events.

[@taiperry3554]

Literally never watched nightly shows (just clips)..... But if they hire Josh to host, I'm tuned in every time!

[@kevinabwao2721]

I'm from Kenya 🇰🇪 Brian Mwende is a superstar out here rn, he's about to run for office he's so popular haha. The call him the Kenyan 'Mike Ross'. Love your videos Josh - keep going man.

[@LewisWanjia]

I've been following Josh for years and am so happy he also gets some news from my country Kenya🇰🇪 to compensate for my always being upto date with American news to enjoy his content. As someone said, the people at the Daily Show shouldn't look elsewhere, we have a perfect host here. N/B: Brian was in private practice. He was so good that he was friends with LSK leadership and they didn't know his background. His last post was him welcoming a newly appointed magistrate. 😂 I think he is the only lawyer in Kenya with a perfect Win record. He studied Criminology, and not law, therefore he probably forged a lot of documents including pupilage certificate. Other than that, a damn good lawyer.

[@casonbrown6239]

He doesn't disappoint on any set pure genius cleaver witty and very hilarious 😂😂😂😂

[@trillium.3.24]

Josh is such a talented comedian that he can deliver important life lessons wrapped in humor. Amazing man!

[@phoenixluk]

The physical comedy in this one. My man.

[@leewilson1577]

Amazing material , delivery , and stage presence!

[@Xara_K1]

You can actually see Josh's growth as a comedian the more he posts, with the confidence getting better and better thru the years, from the one where a blind man thought he was white 😂. Can't wait to support the specials

[@singingway]

"he wasn't always on the right path" is such a kind way of summarizing it.

[@Michealxlr]

Lmfao nah this is too funny. So glad I found this Comic. Every video I’ve seen from you has been hilarious af. Love it!

[@dougernaughtblair]

"Like good or whatever....."🤣

[@Lucilletoo]

Man Josh Johnson can make anything funny 😂 you never know what he might say or what kind of topic he’ll talk about but you do know that when he says it it’s going to be hilarious. This guy is special 🏆🔥 I love that I get to see something new every couple of days and it definitely shows the level of dedication he has towards his comedy.

[@moffatmo8248]

Welcome another late night show with your host, the brilliant Josh Johnson

[@jabrown1978]

He always been good, but he just gets better and better each year and seems to be really hitting his stride now. And he's SO prolific. To put out material so often and have it be funny is just wow. I think he's brilliant plus seems like genuinely good dude.

[@cmiro3069]

Walgreens without pharmacists is just a bad bodega! 😂😂😂

[@coranova]

Seriously one of the best in the game right now

[@lizzroth8134]

I'm so late the Josh Johnson fan club that the show closest to me in WI, is in Chicago (huge city to perform in!) is sold out! Congrats, Josh Johnson!

[@jackallandyard7364]

Always love your comedy style and you're so chill 😔🙏🙏🙏 thank you for uploading a lot of set for free to watch on youtube

[@xiic358]

"...tell it" 😂 1:49

[@Zer0gravity09]

I read your comment in the same moment it happened 😂😂

[@godlovesusall8115]

Man, I'm so happy to hear more laughs and echo, honestly you deserve all the success and bigger venues.

[@kandyedwards1376]

Your comedy always brightens my day, thanks for making me laugh

[@ninacanadian]

you crack me up. So appreciating the humor medicine

[@PhilipiLopes]

Every few years I run into Josh's comedy and don't realize I already know him because he keeps changing his hair

[@williamcrowe2576]

It's said that a man who represents himself in court has a fool for a client, so yeah. I definitely would like to see this fake lawyer representing himself, Josh.

[@shaqolungakunene8111]

I lost touch with News in stand-up-comedy form since The Daily Show but Josh brought me right back without skipping a beat ❤❤❤

[@lisatraver282]

Dude, you are the shizzle....always fresh. I could listen to you forever ❤

[@jouneymanwizard]

5:24 - Josh is excellent. AND I hate it when facts are given without context (some pass for comedians - they are clear their first priority is the joke, not the news). 312 strikes. That feels like a lot. Is it more than last year? The average in the last 5 pre-COVID years? I need context. Numbers mean sh*t without units and context {edit} and srsly, Josh Johnson rocks. Subscribe, like, buy tickets.

[@dgfitch]

47k workers striking in 2021, 126k in 2022, 468k in 2023

[@anabltc]

when he says "I think about this a lot" and then blurbs the most random thing ever 💀 like porn bloopers or in another episode, what did the whales think when titanic sub imploded 🤔 his brain always taking the scenic route - crucial skill for a comedian

[@angelinamutua4521]

Ha ha! Josh knows Brian the lawyer story?!😅😅 This story was big last week😂😂. Love from 🇰🇪.❤

[@r3qwst71]

It's the "good or whatever" for me 😅

[@kmxbmx]

Josh has used the writers’ strike to hone his craft and he’s killing it!Is this this his full time gig now, or is he still writing for the Daily Show AND doing this?

[@tangoangel2782]

“Snickers - better than sex!” lol

[@michaelferebee9948]

You are the new Chapelle. Insightful, hilarious, persistent. Come to Richmond, VA please.

[@CajonesandCannolis]

honestly josh is the only news source i will settle for outside of trevor noah 😂i have never kept notifications on for anyone or anything but he just helps so much with this shit world 😭🤷‍♀️😂