Barbie Movie Review, and Stressed Kids - Josh Johnson - Comedy Cellar - Stand Up Comedy

[@Aleedis226]

"Naps don't help when your soul is tired" is 100% accurate though lol😅

[@ScamLikely9327]

Earliest sign that you have depression as a child is people saying “you have an old soul”.

[@retrohipster1060]

​@@ScamLikely9327yeah, I hadn't thought of it that way, but this is super accurate. Lol

[@terrycrews1760]

@@ScamLikely9327not really. I’ve been told this bc I like a lot of old school music but personally I just think the music was better back then.

[@L0ve1tRetr0]

Yeah the issue wasn't the validity of the statement. It would be less jarring coming out of the mouth of an adult. But a 6 year old shouldn't be having such profound thoughts.

[@ToneKoneFrmDet]

That made a single tear fall. Lol

[@invitapriore]

I feel like I’ve seen a lot of comedians take their entire careers to get to this level of casual fluency on stage. This man is such a pro.

[@michaelnazar9358]

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[@markfoster1520]

I just praised him TODAY for his delivery...I'm Jumpy!.............. You can call me Jumpy.

[@MalcontentFlower]

​@@markfoster1520Okay... Jumpy.

[@markfoster1520]

@@MalcontentFlower Heheh...I meant, no one would understand my speaking so fast...

[@antonioo6432]

I agree, I think I can see some Chappell influence in his comedy. What do you guys think?

[@bastiat6865]

"Naps don't help when your soul is tired" DAMN. I'm over 50 and that shit hit me hard.

[@Vee316]

Same here. 😩

[@josievaccaro]

😂😂😂😂

[@NancyMelindaKemp]

Actually, when you're over 60, they do help. Sometimes they're the only thing that helps.

[@tina-mariecrocker5687]

I know right❤

[@tanisha.r.thomas]

My new 50-year old mantra❤

[@simplestatement]

I hope he does a follow up on the Barbie bit after he sees it. his insights are soo good.

[@SuZySueSuzyQ]

💯👌🏼✨👀

[@cmdkwood]

Same!

[@tiffariff]

Same I was so sad he moved on so fast

[@gokuusf]

"Naps don't help when your soul is tired" That's a reincarnated ancestor in a 6 yr olds body right there 🤣

[@DelRayDesi]

I said the same thing, "oh, he been here b4." 😁🤩

[@Killjoyz4eva]

Or a child growing up in an abusive dysfunctional environment…

[@rebeccah.4983]

"Malcolm X for white women!"

[@yogijaya2897]

Usher for pigeons!

[@falconeshield]

​@@caitlynlivingston7272It's better!

[@Ms.Delphine1204]

Montessori teacher here! I definitely would’ve pegged you as a Montessori kid 😅😅😅 All of you are so bright and have old souls 😂

[@douglasrugambwa3172]

Don’t forget tired ones 😂😂

[@Ms.Delphine1204]

@@douglasrugambwa3172 🤣🤣😭

[@Loquacious_Jackson]

Holy cringe

[@RebekahCurielAlessi]

❤

[@AngelaKSellsHomes]

We are a different breed. Idk why Montessori school curriculum wasn't adopted for public schools. It's so much better for kids.

[@marissaswinghammer3149]

My Montessori daughter cried out “my heart hurts” while walking home in a light rain at age four or five. Flair for melodrama

[@falconeshield]

Old soul

[@octiiXpies]

I like the throw away line "on wednesdays a guy with a dress comes in and tries to fight everybody" lol Like the joke wasn't the guy in the dress- that was just how you recognized who to take cover from.

[@kitchensinkchronicles3272]

yeah i liked that joke too! sort of subverts expectations on what you think the joke will be while still being funny, what it actually was is better, anyway.

[@justuravergekpopluvinfeminist]

I'm a black girl and Barbie had me militant as hell afterwards😂 especially Gloria's monologue I was in tears and furious for like 10 consecutive business days💀 So Caitlyn here doesn't think we're stupid, I didn't share all the details of what happened after because, who cares? It's a comedic comment.

[@justuravergekpopluvinfeminist]

@@caitlynlivingston7272 it's a joke lovely. A lot of words are used in the wrong context daily. I know what it means😂

[@jay-yz9pn]

“10 consecutive business days” 💀💀 I’m def stealin that

[@maryk3458]

You relax on the weekends? LOL

[@justuravergekpopluvinfeminist]

@@maryk3458 yes that's a normal thing for some people

[@WublicIndecency]

Wait a minute🤔 business days aren't consecutive!

[@tiny99990]

"Naps don't help when your soul is tired" That is the most adult thing I have ever heard... the fact it came out of a child in a class who was supposed to be napping... If I had been the teacher I don't know if I woulda holla'd "PREACH" been in such agreement and shock that I just walk away wordlessly, or burst into a puddle of tears right there... Jesus...

[@PrinceJoshTheGreat]

Well that story most likely didn’t actually happen so..

[@silvercro]

​@PrinceJoshTheGreat yeah, but kids be saying wild shit though. Even if it's a made-up story, spend some time atound kids, and you will hear some wild shit.

[@nicoleowens2318]

​@@PrinceJoshTheGreatyou'd be surprised. I used to work in a preschool and the things those kids said were really shocking, both good and bad. Naptimes also did have a weird effect on kids, you could tell who had problems at home by the kid's sleeping patterns. There was one kid who clearly came from a rough home and would not only never sleep, he wouldn't let other kids sleep and would get eerily angry, we often had to remove him to let the other kids sleep because he would just get up and forcefully wake them up. He eventually got kicked out for hitting another kid in the face with a brick. He said some really scary stuff with a totally deadpan look on his face that would give you chills. I still wonder about him, 15 years or so later, I can't imagine he had an easy life. His mom definitely had issues and always seemed distracted, on the phone, would drag him by his arm without paying attention to him, he often had wrinkled, dirty clothes. Other kids knocked right out with smiles on their faces every day. You can tell what kids are prone to anxiety, deep thought, superficiality, etc., their personalities are there. He could have made this up, sure, but after the things I've seen and heard it wouldn't surprise me if it were real.

[@stillhere1425]

@@PrinceJoshTheGreatHe never lies, because it would ring false.

[@jimmylin7233]

I am loving all the new content being released on the regular. As I live overseas, this is the closest I get to seeing Josh live and in person. Great job, dude!

[@MezziahX]

OMG Jeremy Lin

[@jimmylin7233]

@@MezziahX lol wut

[@wardiya3arbiya]

I am dyslexic and read" this is the closest... seeing Josh live and in prison"😂

[@jimmylin7233]

@@wardiya3arbiya 😂 nooooo he’s too prettyyyyyy

[@HappyStar441]

Josh Johnson is my favorite comedian. Love his observations of life and his ability to make people laugh and reflect at the same time. Bravo!

[@babyyodachelsea7034]

Usher for pigeons did not get the reaction it deserved 😂😂😂😂😂

[@eppskevin]

I think the cut the video right after that joke so they probably did I’m assuming

[@Kcali111]

💯 That was my second favorite line after the nap one

[@JustHereForCats]

I was screaming. I had such a vivid image in my head after that

[@SakuraMoonflower]

That bit made me lose it. 😂❤🎉

[@Vee316]

It didn’t but it was hilarious to me. 😂😂😂😂😂

[@aplaceinthestars3207]

Why did I laugh at "So I was constantly in danger"? That wry delivery is just so damn funny, but I don't want this man in danger, Josh Johnson is a national treasure!

[@WaitAMinute1989]

It's like having Home Depot open 24/7, between 1:00 to 6:00am, junkies crackhead and dog walker roamed the store.

[@Plethorality]

International treasure.

[@nyakahumaronald]

😂naps don't help when your soul is tired I can feel that kid

[@sethchapman8001]

definitely one of the best comics working the circuit right now.

[@alcaholic9559]

I agree 💯

[@doberman1ism]

Josh is a natural. I am 71 years young and I’ve seen comedians come and I’ve seen comedians go and Josh is here to stay! Thank you for the laughs!😅

[@Cruxvae]

That conversation with the security guard was the most real shit ever. As a former grocery store employee (not even in a bad neighborhood) that is exactly how we would have handled that situation.

[@alicemakarevich6762]

Why not call the police?😅

[@tanisha.r.thomas]

​@@alicemakarevich6762because they dont come

[@vera39440]

​@alicemakarevich6762 in a typical neighborhood you would call the police. I worked at a grocery store too, the police were called a few times and they were always there pretty quick. But I imagine it's much different when it's an everyday thing. You're not going to call the cops every day to come usher the weirdos out of your store. Especially if you have hired "security" on site. We also had hired security from a third party at our store, and they were laughably incompetent, but grossly underpaid so I never blamed them too much. I'm wondering if he worked at the same store. Menards is huge in Chicago too. But most stores operate basically the same way so probs not

[@PlanetJigobotTV]

He has gotten soooo great at comedy!!!! Remember when he had the lil fro 😅

[@catherinevarnell3522]

"Naps don't help when your soul is tired." 😂. This is why I love your comedy! Thanks for giving me the right words for this life. 🤣

[@anahill2366]

The speed at which this guy is making new hilarious stand up material is insane.

[@reubenlee6438]

Always look forward to what he talks about next. He has such a unique perspective that's always hilarious and insightful.

[@ttthecat]

Agreed!!!💯

[@IAmMrJonny]

Reminds me a lot of Donald glover

[@kaedatiger]

Wish I could relate, but even being nearly homeless as an adult does not compare to the intense soul-crushing stress of my childhood. Adulting is the best thing ever and nobody can change my mind.

[@Anil18834]

Hi, I don't know your situation, but I hope this helps: There's a behavioral psychologist on KZbin named Patrick Teahan. His videos are hard to watch and the work is hard. To be honest, I can only do it once a month. But MAN, is he effective! I'm slowly healing, and being my own parent. There's also a neuroscientist who has a channel called Therapy in a nutshell. Those 2, comedy and kindness are very powerful. So glad we're not children anymore. I wish you well.

[@kaedatiger]

@@Anil18834 I'm subbed to both of those and a few others. I agree that Patrick Teahan is a blessing to KZbin.

[@kelseygetz2123]

And you survived!! Congrats to those of us who made it - no matter the struggles we face now, we know we can get through them. Hang in there ❤

[@nicoleowens2318]

I agree! Wow I never hear anyone else say this but you couldn't pay me to go back to my childhood. It was the most unsafe I've ever felt. Ran away at 17 and even living in a boarding house and working at a pizzeria for $1 an hour was better because I was in control of my own life. I worry about people who wish they could return to childhood, the more I get my life in order, the better it gets, I love that. ❤

[@baby_medusa777]

babe, watching these with a fresh eye is just 1400% times more enjoyable. love you JJ

[@ch3burashka]

It's kind of refreshing to be excited for a new video on a channel. Like, I have a lot of subs, but I'm always stoked to get Josh's take.

[@jjjjjjjjkigghh8662]

Josh Johnson is fantastic

[@aceofpentacles2k]

"I went to a montessori school" Me: that tracks

[@slenderforgood]

Exactly❤

[@rare2find0918]

Josh is so funny and has a beautiful smile!

[@ntsmi1]

Josh is just so pretty. His skin and smile and those delicate hands. He's so funny while never being mean spirited. A kind of comedy angel. And yes, I know that sounds like some weird hyperbole.

[@tanisha.r.thomas]

If he is anything like my husband his girls will be fire!! He is pretty, too...but geez dont tell him😅

[@kellzkellz3380]

I think the same thing each time I watch a clip!!!

[@bonnieplattner3094]

No one that adorable should be so smart and funny. Just isn't fair

[@catherineprice1613]

Totally agree 🌹

[@ConiSnyr]

.. exquisite hands.. beautiful soul..

[@magsbayou]

I don't think the pigeon story is crazy. In Finland is where I first noticed birds are militarized. They have a captain, 2nd in command and squadrons. The commander calls out to the squadrons when to go after people with food. They are highly organized!

[@hamoiq908]

And that man was the captain

[@twicedeadmage]

Birds will peck peck looking for who is Top Bird, but you know who is Top Bird? Pidgeon Man is Top Bird.

[@kathymisuraca5047]

Same in Amsterdam

[@bonnieplattner3094]

Well that's scary

[@calebtheviceroy]

Yo fam. Been appreciating your work for years. Your trajectory is dope. Onward and Upward!

[@jimmycopas5192]

If Barbie is making women question the Supreme Court...more power to them and the movie then 😅

[@storygarden1450]

Lol. This is a comedy bit. Get all your news from comedy?

[@NUFAN1313]

Josh is my favorite. I love when he makes himself laugh.

[@kayprism]

We need post Barbie review!

[@Gil-dh2pl]

“Naps don’t help when your soul is tired” at 3:05

[@getyourphxnow]

This is the third clip I’ve seen from Josh. Somebody out there in entertainment land needs to give Josh a lot more exposure. This is really rich and insightful storytelling. Good work, Josh!

[@stevereber3358]

Tuesday night The daily show (Possible replacement for Roy Wood Jr and Jessica Williams)

[@getyourphxnow]

@@stevereber3358 That's great news. I think he'd be great on there.

[@coranova]

I manage retail in a not great area by Detroit. The crazies are DEFINITELY part of the new hire's training😂

[@jamesbumgardner1469]

Bro is just dropping bombshell after bombshell. I've never seen a comedian hone themselves and their craft this quickly. Bound for greatness if he keeps this up.

[@gabriellehanks6850]

He's so effortlessly funny without being over the top.

[@angeleide1344]

My favorite comedian!!!!standing 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 every f-ing time👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@silvercro]

Naps don't help when your soul is tired is something a kid says that is here from a prior life. There is definitely an old man that got reincarnated into that kid.

[@rachelstanger6079]

Ha, no. People assume kids are stupid. They're not. Some have to grow up WAY too fast. I was an adult at 9 years old. Disillusioned by humanity by 19.

[@LilByrdFly2]

Josh is where i get all my News! How does he know how things happen just after they occur!! Love this!! One of the best! 🤣🤣🤣

[@bigtomar]

pigeon man can fr be a superhero/villain with the right amount of pigeons

[@kymesmith]

Pigeon kamikazed😂that dudes head 😂

[@Josue166]

*"Naps don't help when your soul is tired"* I feel this so much

[@ClaLu]

Pigeon Man sounds real... Haven't you heard about WII messenger pigeons? That anecdote was probably very true...

[@joydingram]

Can I tell you how I felt "Naps don't help when your soul is tired" all up and through my spirit! My soul is so tired. Thank you for putting words to what I was feeling. #comedyistherapy

[@EasyEV]

Thanks for always uploading these in time for my lunch break.

[@elijahgroves9248]

This is amazing, please never stop

[@HazelwithaZ]

Rewatching cuz I relate to the kid with the tired soul, forgot about the grocery crew! 😅

[@HaaraldEigerson1066]

Pigeon man could’ve gotten vindictive. Imagine a parking lot full of pigeons just power shitting on rude dude’s head, groceries and car. Dude got off light.

[@arhshields]

My man does not miss.

[@dimestorepoet]

"I was constantly in danger" is the best way to describe my hometown 😂 Its so true

[@allhailradish]

the way he keeps coming up with so much material is so impressive

[@Tonyhouse1168]

Montessori school. Nap time. Trips to discovery zone when the teacher was sleepy. Being the first kid there every Monday morning and having to go to the pet store with the principal to pick the Guinea pig who most resembled the one who tried to swim in the toilet over the weekend (side note: Guinea pigs can’t swim). Good times!

[@janayh2817]

Yooooo! 😂

[@Ninjagnome66]

Damn, I think me and Josh might be the same person. I also graduated with a design degree and I'm currently working as a manager at grocery store with some weird ass regulars, in the Chicagoland area.

[@andreturnerjr8950]

Bruh, you need to write a movie script. You set that whole joke up beautifully!

[@Anil18834]

I just discovered you today. I'm crying with laughter about the supermarket 😂😂😂 Brilliant! You deserve a lot of success ❤

[@thedancingfridge]

"fugg those grapes, not getting fugged tonight"

[@Morale_Booster]

I love how comfortable you are on stage. Naturally hilarious

[@dreamulator]

MALCOM X 4 white women

[@gremblorthesackgoblin7953]

Lil guy was on a second playthough on a higher difficulty, dreading that fuckin' final boss.

[@rayah_v_dc]

Josh Johnson is the best comedian - he has a podcast too so now I can get a JJ fix on Apple and on YT❤

[@malirabbit6228]

Soooooo Josh, what happened to the naked guy who was going to &$#@ everyone?

[@Kcali111]

Naps don't help when your soul is tired 💀 LoL

[@Heavenzvoice]

I like pigeon man. I’m always meeting people like this. It’s all good til your run into people and they think you’re like pigeon man.😊

[@saku_chann]

You majored in design? Man we need a skit on that to

[@tatianagochez-kerr5185]

You're a Montessori baby!! Why haven't I seen more material on Montessori v traditional schooling from you??! I have a boatload, and I'm not even doing stand up! 😂😅

[@wen6519]

Josh usually makes me laugh so much I replay his sets. Like I'm still replaying his Craigslist jokes and laughing, and that was years ago. That last bit was so funny it's going to replay.

[@bigcatenergy3707]

Josh is definitely one of the best out there

[@AvaNightingale]

I related way too hard to that kid... Naps truly do not help when the soul is tired, and I was tired as hell cause I was doing more than half the raising of my three younger siblings by age 8. Some of us don't get to be kids man, add a heaping helping of what people would call Asperger's (actually autism) on top and its nothing but angry homo sapien nonsense being aimed at you the rest of your life 😕

[@mediameowz]

It's amazing how much depth a seemingly light-hearted film can have

[@adelaide674]

“This n*gga was Usher for pigeons” 😂

[@bo11ow42]

I've been a fan since the mini fro love to see your growth as comedian give this man his hour special already!!!

[@nancyhernandez2271]

Thanks for consistently posting. I love the bits your creating👏🏽

[@ricedavone9108]

Barbie the movie is "malcolm x for white women"😂😂

[@alisonlevity]

You are too funny and i need JJ merch to tell the world.

[@dakotac180]

Yes lol, please go see the movie 😂 you should be bigger, hilarious.

[@bradleyzieber5113]

The most gifted comedian I’ve seen in a long time.

[@NihilisticJawbreaker]

I worked in a grocery store just like that! They were open 24 hours and could not keep anybody on the weekend night shift. Turns out we had a guy who would always come in and flash people at night. It got so bad that the store offered a sweet deal for someone to work that shift. I was paying for college and took the job. The first weekend, no incident. The second weekend, I got to almost the end of my shift when I saw a man in a trench coat walk the store. In some places, this isn't a big deal, but in Georgia in late spring, it's a red flag. I don't freak out or anything, but I do let the stock manager know, in case something happens. The guy comes and gets in my line like he is going to buy something but he doesn't have anything with him. Finally, it's his turn. He gets up there whips open his coat and is waiting for a reaction. I looked him up and down and said, "With all the fuss people have been making, I thought it would be bigger..." and then asked if he was going to buy anything. Next thing I know, I hear the stock guys start cracking up because all four of them are now behind my register and have heard what I said to the guy. As far as I know, he never came back to the store again.

[@LivxLaughxLove]

"Naps don't help when your soul is tired..." this is true. very true...SO TRUE, but you are six and PENDING! What type of refinanced soul you got, sir!

[@Starsphire]

Okay I can help you out with the pigeon thing... Yes he was talking to the pigeons. And his hustle is flying those pigeons... If you grew up in the 80s and 90s in low income neighborhoods you would know about the pigeon man... He's signaling certain people... THE PIGEON MAN IS THE LOOKOUT. If pigeon man starts clapping at the pigeons and they start doing somersaults in the air it means "Narcs". And yes you can train pigeons and crows for that matter to s*** on people 😅 And crows are worse because they remember you and they will keep on 💩 on you... Seagulls also... Don't screw with the pigeon man. He's actually hooked up with some really sheisty people. That being said I didn't know pigeon men still existed... I thought they went out with the pager and the cell phone. They were more of a thing back when phones had cords ... Even as white people knew the pigeon man was certain gangs look outs

[@kambermusic]

he’s clever and hilarious of course, but I love his naturally androgynous look. It’s interesting and beautiful!

[@cage5103]

You are fantastic man, I love Louis CK but he was not at your level when he was your age, can‘t imagine how great you will become in the future

[@whizthesugoi]

I'LL ALWAYS BE AMAZED BY HOW BAD HE IS AT CHANGING SUBJECTS AND AT THE SAME TIME HAVE LITERALLY THE BEST RELATABLE PUNCHLINES IN EXISTENCE

[@bh5826]

Totally brought back memories of "nap time" I didnt know what that was at first and totally recall that was the most scariest time of the day. You never knew what the other kids might do

[@lcas2891]

I love his smile! I watch just to see his face light up.

[@summer_glazed2818]

You’ve been on a roll. Don’t stop 😭

[@tylerdark6149]

The casually resonant cadence of this set is absolutely unreal.

[@sagethee2075]

As somebody who worked at a grocery store in a bad neighborhood all throughout high school and most of college...I feel soooo seen. Why don't they WARN US LMAOOOO.

[@FlorescentInk]

Did josh meet a transmigrated person in the body of a child? That line went wayyyy too hard!

[@zombie_snax]

Yo, I'm leaving a comment because we support our boy. But I legitimately don't want any spoilers. 😂😢

[@dualcaster]

he hasn''t actually seen it yet, so you're good

[@prsee5969]

If we went to kindergarten together I’m sorry I don’t remember you but yea I’m still stressed lol

[@JustHereForCats]

My favorite thing about being a fan of Josh is the journey. We’re a long way from trolling the kkk after school 😂😂😂

[@TheOneTrueEfrate]

That barbecue tho...

[@JustHereForCats]

@@TheOneTrueEfrate 😂😂

[@DashXero]

That incident sounds like it may have happened on the West side of Chicago. That level of crazy is rare on the South Side. We get some crazy, but nothing like that.

[@lmnopgr]

@DashXero there used to be this old dude that always dressed like The Lone Ranger and woukd show up to some of the clubs in the 80’s. this kinda reminded me of that. you are so right.

[@shayboogie3682]

I grew up in Hyde Park - we definitely had some crazies! Like the man who tied a dirty handkerchief into his belt loop and held it out like a dainty lady while singing “I’m a pretty pretty girl” 🎵🎶 - But then he would spit on us kids soooo… ion know… 😅😅😅

[@GG_60]

Josh you're doing an excellent job. I saw you on way up and started following your KZbin. I follow you on FB and IG for a while. I love your laid back, easy going delivery. Don't rebrand too much, I almost fainted when you used the n word 😆 💕

[@JoshJohnsonComedy]

I appreciate that!

[@ellanina801]

@@JoshJohnsonComedywhat would Milton Grimes say if he knew?! 😥

[@Varizen87]

Loving all the work you're putting out lately Josh!

[@stoodmuffinpersonal3144]

You got a pretty smile lmao

[@alexandershabazzi8890]

"This nigga was Usher for pigeons". LOLLL.

[@thewryside2711]

9:12 Say you work at the Jewel without saying you work at the Jewel.