What is Galaxy Gas? Edit: Oh. Nitrous Oxide. Thanks Google.
@NeygaFaygoot25 күн бұрын
I get belligerently angry when someone says “unalive” in real life. The brainrot is slowly destroying us
@Nicole-zh7plАй бұрын
Can we all stop insulting the fast food workers of the world. They are actually working.
@aaronmarchant8121Ай бұрын
I'll stop making fun of fast food workers the moment they stop constantly getting my orders wrong..
@five1three8zerozero8Ай бұрын
just put the fries in the bag bro
@blanchforАй бұрын
Service workers get shit on but collectively they are the engine of society. Without them everything grounds to a halt.
@randyb.9143Ай бұрын
NOOOOO I AM A KZbin GUY WITHOUT A JOB OF MY OWN I GET TO MAKE FUN OF PEOPLE ACTUALLY WORKING
@randyb.9143Ай бұрын
@@aaronmarchant8121 And people will stop telling you to get a job when you finally do, NEET. Maybe don't wait at home for mommy to bring your big mac and complain when you are missing a ketchup packet
@EmeraldRichАй бұрын
Jeffree is still rich. He has his own physical store where he sells his makeup and his farm products. He has his own farm and I think he sells meat and milk. He literally does lives while he is at the register, ringing up customers. It’s been a while since I saw his lives but that is what I saw before.
@Krex06_28 күн бұрын
Put the fries in the bag and do the charleston lil bro
@FourBlackRabbitsАй бұрын
I don't hate people that ebeg. They're free to do that on the platform. What I hate is the people who actually give them money.
@basil8210Ай бұрын
I can understand that they're free to do that on the platform, and still hate them for it.
@0v3rgr0wnАй бұрын
you can hate both
@momoaa29 күн бұрын
Following that logic, they are also free to donate as well, so? weird to hate one and not the other. dont hate the player, hate the game does not work with these parasitic internet relationships imo, both are in the wrong
@thecraftyraccoon866828 күн бұрын
I've been braking my back for years, and I'm still broke. But at least I'm not doing what they do. It's sad to watch people put their heart and soul in the toilet and swirl it with their finger.
@AfroninjАй бұрын
You either die a Hero or live long enough to become DSP
@nils427914 күн бұрын
"camera was on the whole time huh?"
@DklolerАй бұрын
IM FIRST TO TITTY TOMS VIDEO HAHAHA
@ryr5330Ай бұрын
Holy corny
@LEANxGOBLINАй бұрын
Mmmm Tom on HRT
@1-eye-willyАй бұрын
and you will be last he thinks about when taking a morning shit, reading this comment
@jigglyking456Ай бұрын
excuse me do you mean moo moo tom
@DklolerАй бұрын
@@ryr5330 why??
@trashiiiiАй бұрын
just put the charleston in the bag tom
@Krex06_28 күн бұрын
24:43 bro it goes “ how many blunts can i smoke today dont got time to count im playing 2k” now repent for your sins thomas and do the charleston 3 times
@SquigieeАй бұрын
always a bad day when tom uploads
@nicha1nruАй бұрын
tom uploads everyday.... ITS OVER
@JohnBronemАй бұрын
@@nicha1nru as a tcap predator once said " it's never a good day😞"
@ook259Ай бұрын
ruh roh double upload day
@LabdominalsАй бұрын
13:09 Tom the type of guy to say "Realize" instead of "Realign"
@ninjaslayer0527Ай бұрын
Why would they make the lyrics for it so autistic? “Realign” doesn’t even rhyme with it😭
@MaxiemumKarnageАй бұрын
Cherry Crush isn't just an OF girl, but a literal cornstar
@CorinnaAtHomeАй бұрын
Meet a girl in real life? And leave my house? Naaaaaah
@wnelly1Ай бұрын
Based
@pumpkingkingoftoons6185Ай бұрын
w girl
@jackalexandeАй бұрын
w rottmaxxing
@henrycrystal974013 күн бұрын
turkish thomas meta. always intimidate girls and never take a shower
@ogxkioke3979Ай бұрын
I thought he was the slop king but he's reacting to it months after catch up king you falling behind
@PixelWolvАй бұрын
Got brought back to childhood when he mentioned Orphan tears what the fuck
@dodobirdtimeАй бұрын
Can't believe he didn't talk about Tig ol bitties!! Orphan tears my 2nd fav from them tho lol
@itzricooo5278Ай бұрын
Man I love your content. Going through some stuff and this is helping a lot. Thanks man keep it up and I pray for more success for you
@Jacob87439Ай бұрын
Waiter waiter one glass of attention please
@KingBCruelАй бұрын
That joker dood is basically the TikTok equivalent of DSP
@kevinguillemette2710Ай бұрын
Cant wait for the TOM NPC TIKTOK ARC , also do the charlston
@nikbrickkbsgaming4117Ай бұрын
It's 2024 kids have money these days. Joint bank accounts and what not. And when it comes on the statement parents aren't going to know the difference between a v-bucks purchase, robux or tick tock donations.
@amberd.883Ай бұрын
I can confirm that once I gave Tom $200, he then had $200. He needed it to correct his mistake and never send one lightning bolt again.
@willywakka7830Ай бұрын
36:04 "I would never edge you like that ok alright? I'm a good guy." 36:24 "You're getting edged *goat scream* you're getting fucking edged"
@bobryan4943Ай бұрын
Bro you gotta do a deep dive on the “vlog squad” falling apart with the Jason Nash/trisha breakup
@souljavannoАй бұрын
coopnoop been making some really good videos lately
@lilv728Ай бұрын
Tbh this is the exact same as homeless people panhandling. It's just on the internet. Apparently if you just ask enough people for money they'll actually give it to you
@FlintTiltАй бұрын
Felt joy then you uploaded thanks man
@rushpatriot2866Ай бұрын
😂
@gregoryblack8109Ай бұрын
It's crazy to think that James Rolfe is still posting semi-regularly and pulling in pretty good numbers despite being on the platform since 2006.
@donaldduck476Ай бұрын
20:28 finally another man that gets it. Based Tom👑
@elderscrolls844219 күн бұрын
Jfc tom casually decimating Heffery Stars existence as a fkn whole😂
@ScarletMarie0007Ай бұрын
I've been watching KZbin since January 2005. RWJ "your favorite martian" music was lit and still have that shit downloaded on my Zune (Zune was Ipods Microsoft competitors back in the day)
@yuusukemomentАй бұрын
26:14 "I'm in stink bug territory."
@nils427914 күн бұрын
tom the type of guy to quietly sip a warm cup of coffee in the morning
@bobthekangaroo8858Ай бұрын
“Tomahawk chop is my death blow” lives rent free in my head from the smosh assassin’s creed 3 song
@KenwrathKDK2 күн бұрын
Tom: “you should be making 10 cents a week!” Also tom “5 dollars shouldn’t be crippling to spend..” i love his satire but im dead💀 🤣😂
@lilymarie3958Ай бұрын
Good morning and happy thanksgiving my Canadian turkey tommers. I will be eating him for dinner tonight with cranberry sauce
@ClarkTheShark24Ай бұрын
searching "jason nash drake drash" had me rolling lmao
@nils4279Ай бұрын
"is that the charleston?"
@matthewsowards9465Ай бұрын
Hey Tom thinks for helping me get the courage to stop gooning. 5 day personal record ✊
@SevenTheNotHorse29 күн бұрын
this dude talking about cherry crush, one of the oldest and most popular creators in her time, got famous from "tiktok" lol
@nikovch1Ай бұрын
tom will be showing us his spooky halloween gyat next video
@2735angelАй бұрын
The slop grows ever thicker
@CoperliteConsumerАй бұрын
And so we cook. The longer we cook the thicker the slop. The thicker the slop the longer we cook, until solid state slip has been achieved.
@1-eye-willyАй бұрын
the SLOP thickens, young watson.
@OG_Sneert0130Ай бұрын
Yeah but loud IS funny though.
@jackalexandeАй бұрын
the slop gets sloppier, young man
@yakm9557Ай бұрын
Tom i need to see your spooky Halloween gyatt
@Fauxkerykes5 күн бұрын
You sound like Coach McGurk from Home Movies. Literally almost exactly around like him and have that act as well.
@ryanx64Ай бұрын
my favorite commentary goons in one video
@Disc_1120 күн бұрын
I still remember when pewdiepie was putting out new episodes in the cry of fear series 😭. Even his gameplay of modded amnesia dark descent was so fucking good. KZbin was SO different back then. Also sippin on orphan tears was bomb. AUTO MOBIIIILE!
@nottom7551Ай бұрын
I NEED to see turkish toms Halloween gyatt
@superfarfulАй бұрын
Stink bug territory is going in my vocabulary
@pish9735Ай бұрын
Unironically viral song by tobuscus and save the world by your favorite Martian went so fucking hard
@prod6mill.512Ай бұрын
KZbin og is u remembering when KZbin started
@CrimKayde23 күн бұрын
11:12 my homunculus when it hasn't been fed in 12 days
@moebieАй бұрын
It’s Turkey day in Canada
@MaleckinJinxАй бұрын
i watched this when you live streamed it and i didn't remember till I was about 50 minutes in
@nils4279Ай бұрын
thomas youu forgot dsp, the ultimate youtube og
@cykablyatboy43668 күн бұрын
7:51 can confirm I’m commenting during a 10 hour shift
@Starrky923Ай бұрын
2:30 the most funny thing about this for me is that their personality is probably as shallow as npcs
@charlesmcclure800026 күн бұрын
7:50 *me listening at work* OH GOD HE KNOWS
@KayoJokeiАй бұрын
tom dark EDGING ME ALL DAY
@Ra1j1n_Ай бұрын
I feel the people actually donating on these NPC streams are getting a rush of dopamine when they react to the gifts. Same thing gambling does to your brain when you actually make a hit, except for these streamers they react to each gift so its a 1:1 gift to dopamine ratio
@scrungo7610Ай бұрын
This dude has gotta stop with the sfx over and over and over Jesus Christ
@dodobirdtimeАй бұрын
Lmao if hear "GET OUT" one more time Im going to eat my ears
@saturn709622 күн бұрын
Man i didnt notice it til this comment and now it's unbearable
@3_character_minimumАй бұрын
11:32 the last time i heard something like that, Tom was doinf simething to the rear of a goat.
@the_sorcererАй бұрын
They sell onlyfans to minors. Theres a couple tiktoks of teens admitting to getting one of their OF access and bragging about it 😂
@tigerkatze9819Ай бұрын
I have to keep looking at my screen to remind myself that isn't Danny Gonzalez you're watching. They sound so similar to me
@LowestLaliet3 күн бұрын
being super close in age to tom is goated cus I actually witnessed half the shit he talks about edit: not lace lip syncing the AIwrld version of Me and My Broken Heart 😭
@Louca-pv9neАй бұрын
its kinda epic that the second jack doherty got banned off kick he went on tiktok and started begging for gifts
@rushpatriot2866Ай бұрын
Really? That's the best thing ever
@alanhasmemes23 күн бұрын
I would goon to a turkey tom npc tiktok live
@EntrippyyАй бұрын
I love tom watching the weird arab tiktok videos
@CoperliteConsumerАй бұрын
Tom clearly not understanding the tictok orange man was catering to gay men is hella adorable
@bedoflettuceАй бұрын
im not homophobic but if this is what gay guys are into i might have to change my mind
@thefatbob3710Ай бұрын
Tom stop talking and slop me up 😤
@ninjaslayer0527Ай бұрын
45:22 wait till Tom finds out about Broly. Almost exact same color, closer than Jokers imo🤷♂️
@MissedOppАй бұрын
the moo moo girls bf also was tryna call out all these “car tiktokers” with race cars while driving a tesla they’ll do anything for money/attention
@punkstr9975Ай бұрын
7:45 yahhh I listen to u while I work 😭
@jackalexandeАй бұрын
what do u do bc I feel like I'd get distracted at work
@Dafunkyjunky870Ай бұрын
This dudes vent in the wall bothers me extremely bad.
@katestarmtАй бұрын
Listening to ishowspeed screaming at 6am thanks to turkey tom
@iceplanetx16 күн бұрын
jeffree star went into the meat selling industry (not a euphemism) which was not on my bingo card for the year lol
@Babby601029 күн бұрын
I think I’m mentally ill. I watch these videos when they get posted. Then watch Tom respond to the same video. Then watch someone else comment on his shit take. The endless cycle.
@GodemperorAtaturkАй бұрын
Tom wishes he could put the fries in the bag
@drdemiseАй бұрын
heres a universe for tum tum
@RamenStand29 күн бұрын
It’s gonna take some time to “realign”
@CorinnaAtHomeАй бұрын
Tom such a relationship purist
@grimbi228828 күн бұрын
2010 VIBES KINDA GO HARD ERMM NARRRR
@GrippySocksEsqАй бұрын
It so funny to me that people are gooning to cherry crush content on facebook when she legitimately has free actual porn on a lot of websites. She's been an internet meme for a while now.
@joeyk313411 күн бұрын
Chick had a gay dude she hired to pretend to be her boyfriend on stream
@CaptainMorgan2588Ай бұрын
I work in the mines
@Ian00003Ай бұрын
Coopsnoop goated
@JohnMarshton77722 күн бұрын
I remember when lance almost cut off his finger lol
@sengokuglassesАй бұрын
I LOVE COOPNOOP
@thiscommentwillbedeletedso5211Ай бұрын
I hate e begging process to have memberships and super chat on 5 different channels even tho he already has ton of money. As the kids say put the fries in the bag
@SlyassassinXDАй бұрын
It’s the Tom moo moo controversy of 2024
@Jrasta1118 күн бұрын
You know, phone apps can be uninstalled, better yet if you stop staring at the screen it should shut off by itself. Get more out of the battery. Get this there's even a button that turns it off. You can even straight up turn off the power and put the phone in a drawer. Preferably a locked drawer. Then swallow the key. You probably won't thank me in the morning. Might want to call the doctor pre-emptively beforehand. Might be for the best. Surely be worth it in the long run though. No charge. Good times.
@VikanuckАй бұрын
Why the hell can’t this guy wear his headphones right… is that like the new ‘I’m wearing the hat but just barely resting on my head and slightly tilted’ look?
@ItsSydneyCanadaАй бұрын
Please don't be sheepish, please don't be sheepish 🤞
@Black_Heart_DefenseАй бұрын
I think I saw my first yt vid in like 2003 or 2004. I’m practically a rotting corpse.
@cb-vg1gxАй бұрын
Forgive me farther for I have zynned
@CeeloBodockBocephusSinclairАй бұрын
They would rather EBeg because it is just as soul crushing as working a modern day no skilled job. I genuinely don't see the difference between what they do and my warehouse job. We are both essentially contributing zero to society.
@mac_cuts8928Ай бұрын
Your job at least contributes to the GDP of the country.
@gatort33thАй бұрын
To be fair, warehouse work is hard work. This is not that lol and like someone else said, you’re still contributing in some way. Too bad we don’t have degrees in something useful
@Sirronkcuhc1Ай бұрын
I disagree wholeheartedly. Your job uses the skill of physical labor and helps a company with distribution/inventory management. Even someone like Tom has the skills of comedy and a personality that people enjoy watching. These beggars on TikTok are just begging, not actually offering a good or service.
@iz2333Ай бұрын
Depending on what type of warehouse it is you might be a small cog in an essential logistics machine. Society can't function without people who move and process packages/stock. Though I get the feeling, modern jobs create a lot of distance between worker and the result of their labor, which might even be so abstract that it feels like it doesn't exist at all.
@oogatz1917Ай бұрын
@@mac_cuts8928 well actually them making their money and then spending their money. Also contributes to the countries GDP.
@boredkittyАй бұрын
I'm pretty sure kids watch npc streamers for the same reason we had tomagachis and gigapets back in the day
@thundereagle3907Ай бұрын
54:05 THE UNIVERSEEEEEE IT SINGS TO MEEEE THE UNIVERSEEEEEE
@ArcanecideYTАй бұрын
Please don't tell my mom I'm TomPilled
@nanofrostt.6768Ай бұрын
Some guys pimp their girls out on the streets others do it on tiktok
@MrRtwalshАй бұрын
keep gooning you're doing great
@CoperliteConsumerАй бұрын
The worst part about being jack dorky or w/e is how short he is, dude is like 5 foot nuttin. Lol