Behemoth and bands of equal size are just cash grab metal, zero metal left in those veins.

[@PlutoTheGod]

First two Impaled Nazarene aren’t fist bangin mania?? CMON DAWG

[@sataniksomethingblahblah6350]

Nihil is the best one

[@sinisterking6009]

Even later ones are good, dumbo is out of da loop again

[@sinisterking6009]

​@@sataniksomethingblahblah6350Nihil is full of tight cool riffing hence the mighty Alexi Laiho (R.I.P)

[@Hecatecrossways]

Impaled Nazarene debut Tol Cormpt Norz Norz Norz destroys the entire Dark Funeral catalog

[@jefflawson3574]

Impaled Nazarene are like Motorhead. Their influential period may have ended early but they've never really put out bad albums.

[@evilsil666]

IMPALED NAZARENE - "Tol Cormpt Norz Norz Norz" is fvcking awesome 🤘🏻

[@andrewgabriel4408]

@@evilsil666 my favorite by them too

[@sinisterking6009]

I love how it sounds like a fvckin orgy from hell lmao

[@andyzuleta5344]

🤘🏼

[@evilsil666]

​@@sinisterking6009Hey man, your comment was hidden...just saw it now.Yeah great sh*t, i got that special edition CD with the EP and demo n stuff

[@reidjeanson486]

"Who's Dave Slave?" COME ON, BRAH BRAH!

[@Pagan_Fears]

One of the greatest bassists of all time

[@Black.Metal.Toughguy]

Newbie Alert ⚠️ 📢

[@reidjeanson486]

@@Pagan_FearsYes indeed!

[@hmmaniac]

Speaking of SadEx, a Rok interview by the Dawg would be legendary. It'd probably have to be done out of person though.

[@FaerieGoatmother]

​@@hmmaniac Rok isn't dead?

[@distributorovkvlt-points5481]

KZbin won't allow you to say the word "rapist" in a video, without risking being censored or demonetized, so to bypass that people are now saying "grapist". This is the best example yet of how YT creates new forms of humor through their own censorship.

[@goat666db]

An old coworker of mine always joked about starting his own crepe restaurant, called The Crepist. There would have been items on the menu such as “date crepe” 😂

[@PlutoTheGod]

@@goat666db I’d hate to see the kids menu brahbrah..

[@goat666db]

⁠@@PlutoTheGod😮😆

[@robertg305]

I love everything Behemoth put out in the 1990's and 2000's. Evangelion is a banger but it's my cut off. They lost me with The Satanist. Just Bobo Gump Shrimp's opinion of course! I also respect how Nergal handled the cancel culture mob when they came after him for posting a picture with Rob Darken.

[@NAT-turners-Revenge]

The satanist was a solid album

[@sinisterking6009]

​@@NAT-turners-Revengesatanist was so boring, i agree with bobo gump a.k.a paaaaaid question Robert G that evangelion had some banger moments 🤙🏾

[@sole__doubt]

@@sinisterking6009 I saw them live on tour for the Evangelion album. Its has some killer tunes on it for sure.

[@kmartgoth8313]

@@sole__doubtpretty good album, I always liked demigod too

[@andrewgabriel4408]

Same, Demigod is my favorite album by them overall.

[@ianunderhill9458]

Nergal would run out of the room if he heard Repulsive Genital Disfigurement..

[@JohnMorris604]

That song goes hard.

[@LornashoreJason]

Why, behemoth makes better Music than that garbage

[@ianunderhill9458]

@LornashoreJason I mean your name is Lorna Shore Jason. 😭😭😭

[@Steve_WilliamsAkapsycho]

@@ianunderhill9458 Are you underhill with your Bf?

[@LornashoreJason]

@@ianunderhill9458 No, i like goregrind and brutal dm too I was just listening to suture classic brutal underrated dm band. They are miles better than repulsive G D

[@ilovefuzzycats]

25:17 the dawg is straining his brain so hard trying to remember he had to hit a quick pec flex

[@humanbrisket7718]

There is two kind of people that question the extra covers for shipping…..first, people who order only black metal and second, people who ask gym questions

[@ilovefuzzycats]

Gym questions are the best💪

[@PlutoTheGod]

Gotten empty LPs from NWN, I just use them to hold art books and papers

[@andyzuleta5344]

Same

[@LaylaLover90]

Good to hear some fellow devils like Belphegor, Impaled Nazarene, and Hate. Good to hear love for those bands.

[@andrewgabriel4408]

@@LaylaLover90 I’m a fan of all 3 of those bands. Especially Belphegor. Lucifier Incestus is one of the greatest blackened death albums of all time!!!

[@LaylaLover90]

@andrewgabriel4408 Hell yeah brother

[@skibidijustinhorvaltoilet]

@@andrewgabriel4408 MMMMMHMM and Id go even farther and say "The Last Supper" is one of the most underrated and best death metal albums of alllll time period brah brah

[@mpvanriper]

Dave Slave is the ex-bassist for Sadistik Exekution

[@Black.Metal.Toughguy]

J-dawg doesn't reconize the name of the trve kvlt Dave Slave from Sadistik Exekution. Newbie alert ⚠️ 📢

[@justinhorval8491]

Never cared about that band alert

[@Pagan_Fears]

⁠@@justinhorval8491Sadistik Execution’s ‘The Magus’ sends Cannibals entire discography home on a stretcher, burnt to a crisp, singed toes falling off so you can’t even put a toe tag on em brah brah

[@unclebob7937]

​@@Pagan_Fears Corpsegrinder's NECK can do more bench press than Sucdistixs whole Crack team!

[@Steve_WilliamsAkapsycho]

@@Black.Metal.Toughguy Black Metal ex Jedi now Tough guy you are like pagan,A little young chump.

[@milenschneewei6754]

@@Pagan_Fears get off that meth bro cannibal has the untouchable status like it or not

[@distributorovkvlt-points5481]

I've gotten 2 empty LP sleeves in my orders, but I wasn't dumb enough to contact Dawg about it, unlike Poser Hall (or at least so I've heard).

[@sinisterking6009]

🍿👈🏾 just in case bruh just in fvcking case 🤳🏾

[@LEAVETHEHALL69_RETURNS]

Unfortunately- I stopped ordering from Hells Homos yeaaaaars BEFORE your first order in 2016, Dr. Pamperchu

[@distributorovkvlt-points5481]

@@LEAVETHEHALL69_RETURNS Ok, but why did you stop? Did you turn poooooooosoer? Hence the name "Poser Hall". Were they not stocking enough exclusive limited edition Manowar merchandise?

[@distributorovkvlt-points5481]

@@LEAVETHEHALL69_RETURNS Think up a good poser excuse, meanwhile I've got waffles to make bruh.🧇🧇🧇🧇👍🏻👍🏻

[@LEAVETHEHALL69_RETURNS]

​@@distributorovkvlt-points5481 I started making my own bootlegs of albums, bootleg are best. And you're a cringe ballcupper.

[@sinisterking6009]

Behemoth's music always got me the vibe as it's for raging teens who wanna rebel against momma and daddy, also nergal is such a contradiction himself, shitting on Bands sounding steril like bruh, you sitting in a Glass house homie 🤦🏾‍♂️

[@Cattledecap-b6l]

That’s Glen Benton you’re describing not behemoth Demigod sends serpents of the light in a stretcher

[@TheTransylvanian]

Nergal wears a flat brim with an upside down cross on it lol 😂

[@Bugsy204]

That is... Lugubrious

[@nocturalscreamer]

Nergal is gay

[@TheTransylvanian]

@@nocturalscreamer yep he wore that penis shaped horn on the satanica cover

[@timgonzales2891]

Nergal from behemoth makes less money from music than anything I'd imagine. He owns like a nightclub and a salon or some shit.

[@ian.swift.31614]

6:30 its about living fast and dying young bud. not being healthy and living long, thats for fruits

[@TheSlayer3628]

I got a Fatal Portait empty record sleeve one time.

[@nupraptorthementalist3306]

Dissection demo ≠ posers; they found something similar to their "calling"-particularly Jon, who is the least poserish figure in all BM; too much of a nonposer... then they refined it into Black Metal like Darkthrone and others-so what? "Posers" is an exaggeration at least. Save the word for actual posers, not literal originators; everyone is influenced by others, even the best.

[@andrewgabriel4408]

Well said

[@harryquinn493]

Tbh the way Dawg feels about Flames of Hell and Oath of Black Blood is the way I feel about Hellhammer. I find it a slow listen but do put it on time to time.

[@LEAVETHEHALL69_RETURNS]

Cool story

[@michaelnapolillo]

Pandemonic Incantations was a BANGER!!!! Pretty hard physical copy to find

[@evwell3988]

Cradle of Filth's "Gilded C0nt" always gives me a chuckle

[@Satanrules-j3q]

Their new song is great Malignant perfection.

[@ian.swift.31614]

i still got a freakin envelope a few years ago, from a british seller. with misfits - walk among us with the purple cover inside it...

[@MoreBud-Angel]

Freaking Kettle Cadaver...nice. Had a VHS of them.

[@under-one-flag]

Carcass is one of my favourite bands, love em - but I have always said Swansong is shit - I own it of course on shape cd because I am a collector and purposely bought it on pink vinyl because it's so gay.

[@MusicBlitz-ru1pl]

Bubbles wrap

[@corystafford4958]

😈 Devil battle - Distributor vs. Hall ? 😂 ⚔

[@distributorovkvlt-points5481]

Ever since Hall changed his login and avatar he's been a toothless tiger, I didn't even think it was the same person (but rather an impersonator) for the first month and a half after his rebranding.

[@corystafford4958]

​@@distributorovkvlt-points5481 I'm just stoking the fire 🔥 😅 "toothless tiger" 😂

[@distributorovkvlt-points5481]

@@corystafford4958 Have you tried the Golden Graham's waffles yet? I just a couple of waffles with crushed walnuts/grapenuts and I can confirm that they had the best texture in all waffledom.🧇

[@corystafford4958]

​@@distributorovkvlt-points5481 I haven't yet. Soon. Thanks for the reminder.

[@Poser_Metal_Records]

The almighty Hall destroooys Distributor. 😎

[@Hecatecrossways]

Dissection was Melodic Death Metal like Arch Enemy with a Black Metal Aesthetics.

[@andrewgabriel4408]

@@Hecatecrossways oh boy, here we go again.

[@Hecatecrossways]

@andrewgabriel4408 Dissection was a great band, Arch Enemy is pretty lame. Musically they have similarities, the lyrics are different. Somberlain was Gothenburg style Death Metal, Lord of the Lights Bane was more Black Metal, and the Skinhead Jon album was Groove Metal.

[@odinsire3879]

They had Black Metal aesthetics with a blackened melodeath sound.

[@andrewgabriel4408]

@@odinsire3879 ^ yeah this.

[@blastbeetb.3045]

​@@odinsire3879 this guy gets it

[@pookiebearv2859]

Sup devils here’s a story from last year saw possessed live and wanted Jeff to sign my 89 bootleg guy told me no so when midnight played at my local place I gave it to athnar. End of story is never meet people you idolise will disappoint you

[@antiviper]

What a diva move by Jeff haha

[@pookiebearv2859]

@ rockstar bullshit man

[@DawnPossession]

😂 like and share the video Devils

[@LawnMossession]

😂 yeah so we can get blonde Saiyan dawg to be a worthy opponent to the almighty Scott Waters 💪 in an arm wrestling match.

[@robertg305]

11:24 Carcass's St. George's Hall 1989 live album has their most insane vocals in my opinion. That actually might be my favorite release of theirs ever. Especially that version of Ruptured In Purulence. Although you do have to be careful playing it on a good sound system because there's parts with microphone feedback that might hurt your ears lol. Used to think I received a defective copy or something. It wasn't until I listened to it on KZbin one day that I realized all copies had that insane popping on it, and it wasn't just mine. Just makes it more kvlt though haha!

[@LEAVETHEHALL69_RETURNS]

You wrote a novel.

[@robertg305]

@@LEAVETHEHALL69_RETURNS Der Hallser! Der Hallser! DER HALLSER!!!!!!

[@Hecatecrossways]

Behemoth has become as lame as Enslaved, and Gojira .😂 Extreme Metal 😂

[@odinsire3879]

Enslaved is good wintertime music. Love um.

[@andrewgabriel4408]

Enslaved is perfect. The last 2 Behemoth records were lame af.

[@andyzuleta5344]

Weak take. enslaved is respectable.

[@jefflawson3574]

Enslaved are chasing their own prog muse. Even Opeth for that matter, ridiculed as they are, have completely embraced the 70s prog Akerfeldt obviously loves. Behemoth and Nergal are little more than tryhards though.

[@goat666db]

Early Enslaved rules. Haven’t heard much of the recent stuff, but I doubt it goes into the same category of garbage like Gojira lol

[@cardiacarrest7807]

Sixth Degree Mindfuck entertaining lyrics off the Rapture album. Fun stuff!!!

[@EagleHeart19]

Why does he hate on classic rock?

[@naturalianoss]

it sucks ? 😂

[@evangilmore4394]

@@naturalianosshe got into metal late in the game when it was already established and started hard n heavy and argued why do I need this soft stuff when I got the Tish. So he doesn’t have much respect for how metal started and evolved.

[@EagleHeart19]

​@@naturalianossUriah Heep, UFO, Kansas, Jethro Toll, Deep Purple and Styx are awesome. 70's classic rock bands have bangers for days!

[@EagleHeart19]

​@@evangilmore4394Uriah Heep puts the Tish home on a stretcher. Sure Mortician is good, but none of that Death Metal is better musically than 70's classic rock.

[@LEAVETHEHALL69_RETURNS]

​@@evangilmore4394you could have just said he's restarted huh

[@bleary2449]

Go listen to Fornicator. Shit sounds pissed.

[@goat666db]

Yes, and Whore

[@sole__doubt]

Just realized one of the new bands I like White Death is distributed by HHR.

[@LEAVETHEHALL69_RETURNS]

Wow

[@PlutoTheGod]

HHR distributes damn near everything brah brah

[@sole__doubt]

@@PlutoTheGod Evidently. I never really paid attention to the distributors before watching J-Dawg.

[@Hecatecrossways]

Behemoth is a joke

[@odinsire3879]

They have some good stuff.

[@Satanrules-j3q]

How are they are joke ? Behemoth is awesome

[@FaerieGoatmother]

I absolutely LOVED Behemoth circa Satanica. When Thelema-6 came, i was like, *can this band even get any better?* Then Zos Kia came and i said, Oh.. apparently not. Which makes me about the first one in town to say, Gay Dave? Is that you?

[@FaerieGoatmother]

I also kinda understand losing the passion when it's an obligation and not a joy. There's a precious few newer bands that destroy me, the most recent being DsO and KPN. Which I was obligated to love since we all Francaises.

[@odinsire3879]

Zos Kia was good Morbid Angel worship. Better than most later Morbid Angel albums. It might be Behemoth at their best.

[@Bugsy204]

​@@FaerieGoatmotherje dans ma KPN chemise a droite!

[@naturalianoss]

The Apostasy was the last album worth listening to and maybe and hardly half of Evangelion .

[@Bugsy204]

As far as Behemoth goes, there are a couple good tunes sprinkled between the demos and everything up to Grom. Then the song "Of Sephirotic Transformation and Carnality" off of Satanica is decent. That's it.

[@LawnMossession]

😂 bruh behemoth has always sucked to the point that it's now trendy to talk about how much they suck. Why are you always 20 years late to the game bro

[@heelstevenmaggle5615]

True, most of those “Normie Metal” bands suck, but I will argue and defend Meshuggah to this very day. Great 90’s albums and they’re a band that has a unique visual style that complements the music itself. They’re not perfect but they’re definitely better than Gojira or Behemoth.

[@naturalianoss]

Gojira is a pop rock band with a “metal” sound

[@robertg305]

Randomly coming across Meshuggah's New Millennium Cyanide Christ music video on MySpace actually played a hand into turning me into a Metalhead lol

[@msw0322]

ALBUM BATTLE: Obituary - Slowly We Rot (1989) vs Pestilence - Consvming Impvlse (1989)

[@andrewgabriel4408]

Pestilence

[@evilsil666]

Obituary

[@mpvanriper]

Pestilence

[@macabre19]

Obituary

[@SpiralDream]

Pestilence

[@Hecatecrossways]

Any Old Wainds fans exist in the Dawg Kennel ?

[@JohnMorris604]

Oh yeah!

[@goat666db]

Yeah, Scalding Coldness is a good one 🤘

[@troytromwell]

Behemoth are boring. They havent had a good riff for years now. Hes too much concerned about images rather than the tunes, I tjink

[@CrossDenier]

Nergal's too busy filming himself on Yoga sessions to waste time writing decent songs

[@sataniksomethingblahblah6350]

It is believed by some that Glenn Danzig is bootlegging his own solo/Samhain work in the record stores these days

[@dta666]

Okay brah brahs THE EP BATTLES CONTINUE Last time, Forsaken Mourning and Stormvold tied. TODAY Regurgitation - Clitoraldectomy VS Lividity - Fetish For The Sick

[@lordgargamel4124]

Yall need to keep up! You should listen to Niles new album. There is a song on this album about “ refusing to eat Ape shit “ in it. I mean seriously, thats Metal as fk! I think we ALL can agree. So were are all Metal now.

[@odinsire3879]

@@lordgargamel4124 I think it's the worst Nile album. Maybe I need to listen to it again. The last album was far better.

[@distributorovkvlt-points5481]

That ain't the full title bruh, but yeah I know the one you mean, it's a hilarious and very wordy title - even for Nile standards.

[@humanbrisket7718]

If we do the mathmatikus sadistik exekution sends dissection and belphagor home on a sttrrrreeeeeccchhhheeerrrrr!!!

[@ApollyonCOUNT]

Dawg Skills brah brah

[@heelstevenmaggle5615]

First two Behemoth albums are truly great though.

[@sole__doubt]

I saw them live in like 2010 and they were really good. I still have the t shirt.

[@EagleHeart19]

Everything up to Demigod is good.

[@antiviper]

Sventhevth still holds up against the over-compressed sterile crap they pumped out later.

[@RaysenaJones]

Good morning 👿

[@kellybogues]

Definitely agree with that title.

[@HoltistheGOAT]

Good morning devils!

[@LEAVETHEHALL69_RETURNS]

Holt is not the Goat

[@Steve_WilliamsAkapsycho]

I wish Erik Rutan and Brian Hoffman would replace the guitarists in Deicide,that would be bad a**.

[@LEAVETHEHALL69_RETURNS]

What a dumb comment

[@EagleHeart19]

That would be awesome. Rutan would take Deicide to a new level.

[@odinsire3879]

The last two Cannibal Corpse with Eric were insanely good. Same with the last two Hate Eternal albums. Everything he plays on is gold. Great producer too.

[@lopolik]

having said that.

[@Riky_Jones]

💿 ALBUM BATTLE: Enthroned - Carnage in Worlds Beyond (2002) Vs. Marduk - World Funeral (2003)

[@andrewgabriel4408]

Marduk

[@sinisterking6009]

World funeral 🤘🏾🔥

[@macabre19]

World Funeral

[@odinsire3879]

Never listened to Enthroned. But I own the World Funeral album and it's a banger. Best album with Legion on vocals. Better than Panzer Division.

[@CrossDenier]

Marduk

[@EagleHeart19]

Film battle: Halloween 5 vs Halloween 6.

[@evangilmore4394]

Halloween 5. Wasn’t a fan of the cultist/demonic possession aspect of the story. I preferred him to remain as mysterious as possible.

[@Pagan_Fears]

@@evangilmore4394I agree, it ruined the character.

[@Steve_WilliamsAkapsycho]

Halloween (2018)

[@Pagan_Fears]

@@Steve_WilliamsAkapsycho That ones garbage old man

[@EagleHeart19]

​@@evangilmore4394H6 is horrific. The darkest in the series. I think both films are bangers. H4 is my favorite though.

[@Steve_WilliamsAkapsycho]

Who would like to go walking through the woods with 3 finger listening to the Tish?

[@TimPoolstein]

Nobody has sicker bm vocals than Hoath.

[@mpvanriper]

Ever heard of Witch Tomb brah brah?

[@odinsire3879]

Hoath Torog is awesome.

[@nara808]

The only thing I like from Behemoth is Grom. What else from em should I give another chance?

[@andrewgabriel4408]

Different strokes for different folks. You can if you want to.

[@odinsire3879]

Demigod is awesome

[@lexbeltran1354]

Sventevith Storming near the Baltic

[@blackwintersday]

Eddy grant - I don't wanna dance or Musical youth - pass the dutchie

[@humanbrisket7718]

This contest results will be presented on electric ave

[@CrossDenier]

Eddy Grant

[@JohnMorris604]

4:12 What was that? Sound effects now?

[@ilovefuzzycats]

That’s his laptop christ boy. A notification sound I assume.

[@Riky_Jones]

🎥 FILM BATTLE: Saw (2004) Vs. Saw II (2005)

[@andrewgabriel4408]

Saw ☝️

[@humanbrisket7718]

The first one

[@barbaricbeing333]

Saw 2 only because when they fall into the dirty needle pit

[@sinisterking6009]

Saw 1

[@EagleHeart19]

Saw 1. Very overrated series though.

[@TimPoolstein]

Cradle of Filth live albums blow away their studio albums.

[@jess3gi3b3ig8]

BEHEMOTH is just Boring Morbid Angel (in their prime) worship.

[@nasalpuke7864]

yupyupyup

[@Bugsy204]

Seventh Angel - Lament for The Weary. Thrash with SACK (the boring intro can get a skip)

[@jefflawson3574]

I like the Fifth Angel s/t. Underrated 80s USPM.

[@Hecatecrossways]

Nymphetamine is better than Midian, at least Gilded C:nt is

[@EagleHeart19]

Midian puts it home on a STREEERTCHER. Same with the live album of that tour, Live Bait for the Dead.

[@chrisunto9295]

Ok, on the flip side who would you say are true metal warriors?

[@evangilmore4394]

JB-Bob

[@humanbrisket7718]

Zebra man

[@EagleHeart19]

Accept

[@odinsire3879]

Primal Fear or Iced Earth.

[@odinsire3879]

Actually, Ad. Oolf H1tler and the German SS

[@LornashoreJason]

Behemoth sends Justin in a stretcher

[@MortalFear-mt4ov]

Is this guy ok?

[@Satanrules-j3q]

Slipknot battle songs - sic vs eyeless

[@Distributerkvltpoints_IsAPoser]

Behemoth has always and will always suck Nergal is a poser

[@Cattledecap-b6l]

Dawg = dog

[@mpvanriper]

The only good Carcass album is Symphonies of Sickness

[@odinsire3879]

The newest album is really good.

[@andrewgabriel4408]

Reek and Necroticism too. Little bit of Heartwork too.

[@mpvanriper]

@odinsire3879 ok, ill check it out. Thnx!

[@mpvanriper]

@@andrewgabriel4408 nah, I dont like those, sorry. Cheers brah brah 🤘🏻💀

[@andrewgabriel4408]

that’s ashame. How come?

[@Vdoom777]

Seems like you and Behemoth have a lot in common.