Bein' Ian With Jordan Ep117: Wabi-Sabi W/ Whitney Cummings

[@BeinIanPod]

Patreon.com/beinianpod $5/month for all the good stuff

[@RPRsChannel]

*_Is that a Valhund?_*

[@ThePeperjack]

If the free episodes are hot garbage is the Patreon another scam?

[@TekNoSolja]

I send friends who have had trouble with drugs and alcohol episodes of this program, and im happy to report that everyone of them are no longer speaking to me.

[@cj.lambert]

Twist in this comment

[@andrestein6022]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@H3H3HEE]

I’m cackling 😂

[@COLETRAINYOU]

If your not strong this show might make you drink lmao

[@BWoodDFW]

Lmfao

[@motorhead412]

alternate episode title: Dr. Whitney does couples counseling for special eds

[@irie_444]

Lmfao

[@giuoco]

Except Whitney is the one in consistently dysfunctional and deranged relationships.., some people should never be mothers

[@firstlast476]

😂😂😂 I dont know why, but plural Ed's is hilarious

[@mattseal9686]

under-rated comment

[@OpenMiker-rp4eo]

Ed, Edd & Eddy 😝

[@alyssaswann8026]

the amount of insight and pseudo therapy I received from my “comedian podcasts” I watch is exemplified in this episode… thank you guys love you

[@ernestosanchez4354]

I relate to so much of what Whitney says on podcasts

[@andrestein6022]

Lol that might not end up giving the best results

[@tokyosandblastr]

Don't listen to them. Save yourself.

[@nickb9379]

You’re fucked then 😂

[@setulokavid7745]

speaks more to how dumb you are

[@bcrow]

Ian’s Autoblow AD read warrants a wellness check

[@Patrick-v6q]

such an insane read. ill buy it just to keep the ads coming.

[@TonsMoreCowbell]

I read this before the ad and thought you were being hyperbolic

[@dangerdangerTrapeze]

he didnt blink a single time

[@BloodyBobJr]

It was..so sad and melancholy. But I'll admit I was entranced by it

[@TonsMoreCowbell]

@@BloodyBobJr if Ian could channel that at will, he could be one of the greatest actors of our generation

[@OutlierConcepts]

The only thing that could make this better was Tim Dillion sitting on the couch occasionally slipping in some hard hitters directed at Whitney

[@jonny_codphilo7809]

he should just appear in the corner of every podcast like a pop up video from the 90s to explain why the person is what they are

[@andrestein6022]

@@OutlierConcepts adding Tim to anything makes it better. Except joker 2

[@Punshr]

He wants to be Whitney and hates that he can’t admit it.

[@brittanywilson1796]

@@Punshrthis is a joke right? lol

[@frightmikesart]

That I would pay for Patreon for sure.

[@SFGW]

"Three?!! Oh, yes. Sorry I was in fella mode." 😂😂😂😂

[@hannahgilbert6619]

Coyote finding comfort in Whitney as the ultimate dog person is absolutely precious. Coyote’s little sleepy face is adorable!

[@professorpurp970]

Haha yes, dogs also love a novel experience. The best girls have A.D.D.

[@airfawkies2]

Whitney's random thought of Jordan's bachelorette party being in a cemetery made me spit out my coffee.. u owe me a new monitor 😂 😂

[@misfitbritt_0]

Best friend impregnates me, they're the..NOT YOU.. they're the uncle. This got me lol.

[@himoragenma6416]

"It's called FRIENDSHIP, and you're NOT good at it!!!" 😭🤣😂😆👏👏👏

[@milducekvailuce]

This could have been 12h. Loved it so much

[@smiley37greg]

" My sister began to rot " Dang it Jordan. LOL

[@haha20121000]

No shot Ian's getting paid for that autoblow ad, but I love it, I watched all the way through

[@Enderlu]

Shit was wild to watch! I spiraled with him.

[@andrewford743]

I watch every week but I'm commenting now for Whitney's self-esteem

[@reaganoverby]

17:56 “This is my favorite will they/won’t they” She speaks for all of us…

[@kvltvr6967]

TELLIN JOKES N HAVIN SMOKES

[@amadeothomson9102]

PLACING BIKES ALL TO THE RIGHT

[@drunkwizard]

THEN A CHILD DIED

[@keithst.laurent9024]

Beanie Weenie, Beenie Weenie

[@Freddisred]

BE IN IAN

[@amadeothomson9102]

COPY DIKES NO MATTER WHAT

[@pushingpens]

Leaving late to get adrenaline just blew my mind - Thank you for this therapy session

[@colepurdy979]

that autoblow ad read was like a fever dream

[@jkowski469]

Don't google why Whitney's boyfriend's last marriage ended...

[@GahMorninJulia]

The only thing funnier than this auto blow ad read, would be seeing the sponsor’s reactions to it. 👏🏽

[@imnotyetdeadd]

Whitney did such a great job this podcast. It looks like she’s actually happy and has grown so much. I’d love to see her on the pod again it was a lot of fun listening to this one.

[@littlebitsofzen]

Who else also knows the intro song by heart 😆 i’ll caught myself singing it at the grocery store

[@TekNoSolja]

wen im out front of my house it’s all “tellin jokes and havin smokes”

[@kylemcgill2966]

🎶 When life is shit but you’re positive 🎶

[@marquesc9505]

It's the best intro song of any pod

[@setulokavid7745]

LIKES IT IN THE BUTT🎶🎶

[@jonny_codphilo7809]

i sing it every time its got a sweet little sentiment to it

[@MagicTasha]

I love Whitney's insights into how our brains work. I end up going down rabbit holes of learning and then taking a deep dive in on myself some. ❤❤❤

[@jackkuehneman9300]

Big fan of her tits

[@romeclasher4671]

I barely get half way thru an episode when Jordan isn't present. They are so perfect when they're together! 😅❤

[@felixfjr]

Did anyone else need a hug and a shower after Ian’s ad read for auto blow?

[@ernestosanchez4354]

100% for Whitney on RIP!!!

[@plunetzero]

ian is able to get MULTIPLE beautiful women to CONSENT to entering his basement... what am i doing wrong???

[@josef2012]

Not gay enough?

[@KyeClique]

You’re not the modern day Marlboro man

[@OSWF248]

Love Jordan and Ian so much 😭 Thank you for everything.

[@tylerpollock9783]

Ian's not wrong about the hole-centered body idea. Humans, like all mammals, start as basically a worm in utero. We start as a ass and mouth

[@tylerpollock9783]

15:20

[@MichaelDeFillippo8889]

45:20 Whitney Cummings just explained my daily existence to a t. I have to be at work at 3pm everyday and it takes 10 minutes to get there so I leave at 3. I swear everyday I'm going to leave earlier from now on and the next day comes and once again I don't leave until 3. It truly is a sickness.

[@liddyloue5349]

The intro song gets me every time. Hands down best podcast opening song.

[@nextbizzy]

Yep it keeps hitting!

[@gingerleaf707]

You can keep the $35! I will mister! Well done Ian. Love you love this pod💚

[@BeinIanPod]

🥰🥰🥰🥰

[@ricksanchez5696]

*going through alot tonight lifes so great yet so hard so glad I got a new pod to watch I hope everyone is doing well and staying safe and happy* 👋🙂

[@nextbizzy]

Sorry to hear this bro. Its good that you see the flip side of everything tho

[@auroraborealis13579]

Hey Rick. I’m right there with you. We will get through it together. Have you been watching Story Warz?

[@ricksanchez5696]

@@auroraborealis13579ya its hard these days .. yup trying to catch them live when I can just been playing black ops 6 since its release it's pretty good

[@ricksanchez5696]

@@auroraborealis13579 that's weird my reply was deleted huh ya I try catching the pod when its live just been hard lately with everything my dads sick in the hospital had like 5 heart attacks in the last month and hes got a blood clot in his lungs and alot of other stuff going on just been trying to zone out playing the new black ops the last couple days here ..

[@ricksanchez5696]

@@auroraborealis13579 someone keeps removing my msgs

[@dxs_nightwolff]

Top of Podcast videos :)

[@joecantu656]

The fact that neither one of them know, Chris Cole is is the biggest insult!

[@alex888brain]

Chris Cole beat his wife!

[@JimNortonsAlcoholism]

The dog sleeping on Whitney's knee while she's going on about psychotherapy 😂

[@jeffreymason7049]

The autoblow ad read was the highlight for me. Sorry, BRB, kids are knocking at the door

[@kmartinez1624]

i lost it when she said Goin home to her shop vac😂

[@OpenMiker-rp4eo]

I love how funny these 2 are together. Ian is very playful indeed and Jordan is so down-to-Earth and adorable 😆

[@presentcalmmind]

lmao "I gotta fart bad. I gotta let this one rip, oh let's name it Jordan" - Jordan Jensen

[@himoragenma6416]

WOW, Whitney's in the basement, what an achievement!!! Moving on up like George and Weezie!!!!👏👏👏

[@MMMarmaalade]

the basement was similar to mine growing up. It’s comforting to watch this now lol 😂

[@irie_444]

Agreed

[@tambob82]

Whitney and Jordan should mind meld af in RIP!

[@willvr4]

"I think she runs Con-Edison from all the gas lighting she does" is a joke I 100% am gonna steal from you Ian. Holy shit that was clever haha

[@Shanyata]

Ian's autoblow commercial was the best and worst and funniest and saddest all at the same time 😅😅😂😂

[@Enderlu]

It was a wild rollercoaster ride. Went through every level of grief with him

[@corbinohneck9322]

I audibly said oh my God so stoked for this one

[@bryanheric8064]

Great episode. I love laughing while learning

[@jcasey2309]

That auto blow ad read was something else 😂

[@himoragenma6416]

Whitney sitting next to A BIG ASS Marlboro box.... nothing off about that at ALL!!! 😭🤣😂😆👏👏👏

[@zerda209]

Not Whitney being their therapist 😂

[@Rnue]

Wabi sabi is a Japanese world view centered on the acceptance of transience and imperfection. The aesthetic is sometimes described as one of appreciating beauty that is "imperfect, impermanent, and incomplete" in nature. Kintsugi or 'to mend with gold' is mending areas of breakage in pottery with a laquer dusted with gold or other precious substance. It inspires us to embrace our flaws and accept them as a part of life. The repaired cracks of the pottery represent the healing process. Life's difficulties can leave many scars, but our resilience and mental ability to heal can eventually lead to our personal growth.

[@luliflorr]

My favorite part of every show is 10sec cut throughs of Ian announcing ads.

[@kimr2352]

The worst part about being with an addict and it happening with multiple partners is that for me I didn’t even realize how bad the addiction was until I was deep into the relationship. So now I’ve spent years with someone and basically have gotten absolutely nowhere. I tried my entire childhood to keep my mom clean(fix her) it never worked.

[@auroraborealis13579]

SAME

[@jessef9399]

14:58 this is great, baby arrived 2.5 weeks ago and I can attest yes you begin to rot 🤣🤣

[@Buggsy_Malone]

I have to drop the video down to .5 speed every time Whitney talks.

[@_BangDroid_]

I watched the whole thing at 2x

[@trendybistro]

17:44 is the funniest moment in the podcast ever

[@nfbconnect]

This was actually an incredible convo. Whitney should get into giving psych/addiction talks.

[@ItsJustme526]

20 minutes into last weeks episode my husband asked if you guys were dating and i just laughed so hard for 3 minutes straight 😂😂😂 Everyone wonders 😂

[@marcocapetillo8879]

Op Ivy, Angeldu$t, Desmond dekk, and Misfits, man Ian, you got some sweet records

[@ginadamn1714]

"in...the future!" -lol

[@chriskasatka2095]

The amount of guests who always assume those 2 have slept together and then their reaction😂😂😂

[@irie_444]

yo my mind just got blown at the 45 min aswell Ian, i’m happy i’m learning this wow

[@bethbabski1475]

I went off of the Pill and Prozac at the same time also. I think part of the reason why I was on Prozac was because of the Pill.

[@nataliaalfonso2662]

It was probably THE reason. The pill is INSANE. Let’s think of how it’s so powerful that when people have severe hormonal IMBALANCES…. It can prescribed to balance them. Think of what it does to people with balanced hormones.

[@octaviopovoa1]

We need BIWJ t-shirts with the Itchy & Scratchy print NOW! 🙏🏼❤️⚡️

[@troycantrell1549]

Whit is a auctioneer.She has grown in her recovery and is understanding what it takes for her to find inner peace.Ian and Jordan are so genuine as far as I can tell,y'all keep pushing forward,even if you should fall.Do you know the word Government.Govern is control,ment is mind,Government

[@googlydorken]

Ian inhaling the hair has me laughing so hard

[@Anjuroo]

Finding out Chris Cole was sitting out of frame was mind blowing. Love that Jordan is back and the duo is complete again

[@alex888brain]

Chris Cole beat his wife!

[@octopii714]

Crazy to find out here that they're dating

[@johndowney6923]

12 step is not therapy.

[@nextbizzy]

No it's an addiction recovery program.

[@GahMorninJulia]

Court ordered

[@auroraborealis13579]

It kind of is. At least ACA is. Very much like therapy. But there are tons of different kinds of therapy. CBT, DBT, talk therapy, etc….

[@johndowney6923]

It's not based in science. It's a spiritual philosophy some guy thought up.

[@rworded]

​@@johndowney6923based on Jung who learned from Frued who learned from Hegel, you know the guy who Karl Marx and Giovanni Gentile got their ideas from.

[@CatfishChickenSoop]

Do it Jordan, he’ll love ya forever

[@TYOjoe]

4 minutes in and Jordan is already laying down the rules: No encouraging Ian

[@Fnkwav]

Ian, because of this podcast my grandfather (who raised me) with terminal prostate cancer said this give him the life to live, it’s amazing, he’s also edge and loves cigs, much love from Michigan, hope I can see you at tied down again!

[@ThedeadlyOG]

I do love that even Whitney doesn’t know how to handle his dynamic duo

[@michaelgbishop]

huge fan of a skateboarder I idolized as a kid being in the background of all these comedy podcasts, haha!

[@alex888brain]

Chris Cole beat his wife!

[@EverythingisFire]

Love the shoe point zoom in 😂

[@Gafferd8186]

Love how they brush over the fact that Chris cole is in the studio

[@Newfoundmindset2.0]

Congrats Whitney on the little one ! And wow you look better then ever !

[@rnavarrete5406]

With the sunglasses, Jordan looks like Zoot from The Electric Mayhem.

[@victornation100]

I learned about wabi sabi from a king of the hill episode where bobby was growing a rose

[@rogeliodominguez5651]

Ian must be protected. Also Jordan you're amazing

[@blacombe420]

"I ain't gonna stop" and instantly starts signing lmao God love ya Ian

[@kimr2352]

The auto blow ad 😂😂😂💖

[@iCipher]

what an ad-read for JackBlack "better than old spice" setting the bar high

[@Jo-sv6uw]

Ian & Jordan freaking out like parents over their newborn with Coyote LMAO

[@CraigSmith-qq3sr]

Psychology 101 with Whitney Cummings 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@angm7139]

Ian: "did i have a kid?" Lol 😆❤

[@Br_ittany1119]

Don't worry, Whitney. I did not miss your "Name em" reference. 😆

[@addy_hits]

one of these days can you put the mic in the shofar

[@MeetSlyEvps]

@38:48 "I had 3 moms and no mothers" Couldn't get any deeper...

[@brosifstalin415]

That machine stole my move.

[@dchavez714]

Such a good pod , yall killed it haha

[@alexsoares9892]

Male friend she's in love with = Rick Glassman 100%

[@auroraborealis13579]

I don’t think so. But that’s funny. One of them might be Chris O’Connor.

[@FrontalWaterbed]

Tj Miller

[@auroraborealis13579]

@ no way

[@alexsoares9892]

@@FrontalWaterbed just saw that on LOS... 100%

[@zacharycox1563]

Definitely didnt expect a psychology lesson from whitney cummings lol but that was super insightful and interesting.

[@chalkfarm11]

Ian and Jordan rule

[@Mr_Dopey]

Mom and step-mom meeting for the first time? Everyone pissing on their territory.

[@pollya.berwick5047]

The being late thing is so obvious but just blew my mind. 😂🤯

[@OSWF248]

The way Jordan reacted to "The Future" made me feel like there is a chance 😅

[@mikerope5785]

"I'm big on words" - Whitney Cummings.

[@makenzielotso4408]

WHERE ARE THE SHIPS!!?!!?!!?

[@wjreid2263]

I wish Whitney would stop bringing her unemployed boyfriend to every podcast

[@nextbizzy]

I wish I was Whitney's unemployed boyfriend.

[@wjreid2263]

@@nextbizzy I'm just jealous