Bein' Ian With Jordan Ep118: Born Judgin' W/ Joe List

[@BeinIanPod]

Patreon.com/beinianpod $5/month for all the good stuff

[@drinkmorecocacola]

Jordan is starting to just complain instead of being funny.

[@ThePeperjack]

Does The “good stuff” have Jordan edited out?

[@darkocebuhar3889]

WITH JOE VS. BOBBY LEE BEEF NOW WE HAVE NEW ONE, I LOVE HOW JORDAN & T.J. DISSED LEGION OF SKANKS IN THEIR FACES BECAUSE THEY ARE BECOMING WHAT TONY BECAME, BUT JORDAN SHOULD ALSO CHILL WITH FEMINISM AND JUST EAT SOME CHILI 🤣🤘🏻🖖🏻✌🏻

[@ThePeperjack]

Lose Jordan and I’ll buy that action

[@BPH55]

It’s so cool of Joe to dress up as Steve Smith from American Dad every day of his life.

[@MKult84]

That’s so spot on 😂 more so than a young John Lennon

[@hhhy9160]

​@@MKult84 But also Trap Lore Ross 😂😂

[@Daweedmon]

🤣💀☠️

[@bobross5079]

bbbbbbbruh ,... thats hilarious lol !

[@frrrrp]

"Can you tuck your teeth in when you're sitting next to me?"... Thank you for the hilarious laughs!!😂😂😂

[@annabethsmith-kingsley2079]

I'm starting to feel like Jordan is Ian's abusive girlfriend.

[@FreddieGonza]

That'd be adorable 😍

[@anticarnism]

I think it's the other way around you just don't see the subtle or behind the scenes stuff. Jordan is far more emotionally mature and acute. Ian kinda drags her into bad behavior it seems.

[@annabethsmith-kingsley2079]

@@anticarnism she literally just told him to have "less teeth" when he's talking

[@josephpoorman9871]

why the ian hate?

[@annabethsmith-kingsley2079]

@@ThedeadlyOG how do you know?

[@ritardstrength5169]

This is my favorite Autoblow podcast

[@BarackObamainYourMommaPajama]

15:21 CANCEL JOE LIST

[@NICKISNOTAGOODGUY]

15:21 the reason no one watches Tuesdays with stories anymore lol

[@EstherPovitsky]

15:21 ahh i remember why no one likes joe list

[@Perfinn]

​@@NICKISNOTAGOODGUYwhat's your deal... I was like I've gotta see what this dude has multiple fake accounts for and is adding this timestamp to everything possible and it's fuckin not voting for trump lol.

[@jabrokneetoeknee6448]

@@EstherPovitsky They should straight up just add MAGA to the DSM 5 at this point. This daddy complex has become pathological

[@brokenst33l]

Finally, a podcast where new yorkers argue about which square mile of NYC is better.

[@welfaiewfb8802]

oy vey

[@crackthefoundation_]

None of them are New Yorkers

[@elponchex]

Few people know it, but when cumtown was ending Ian was trying to manipulate Nick into giving him the brand. What a Power move. In the end it worked out though.

[@mar.c1]

​@@crackthefoundation_lived in New York for years on years. To an extent, New Yorkers

[@crackthefoundation_]

@@mar.c1 no lol I have lived within 100-200 miles of that atrocity of a city my whole life. Ithaca is on another planet in comparison and so is Delaware or whatever undulating pile of Pink Sauce Ian was birthed from

[@allisonorourke9192]

Can’t believe I’ve never realized how much Jordan looks like Shelley Duvall

[@mattyrolph8429]

The eyes for sure.

[@BarackObamainYourMommaPajama]

15:21 BOYCOTT JOE LIST, BIG L

[@NICKISNOTAGOODGUY]

15:21 the reason no one watches Tuesdays with stories anymore lol

[@EstherPovitsky]

@@mattyrolph8429 15:21 ahh i remember why no one likes joe list

[@EstherPovitsky]

@@mattyrolph8429 15:21 bro milkin Norman for everything he’s worth and still has the brain of a child

[@trevor_r]

"Can you tuck your teeth in a little when you're sitting next to me" jordan always inventing new sentences

[@Guyeater]

Blue jay oakerson

[@DuffDingle]

Hell yeah dude

[@IvanIvanov-qx5oz]

Gets the people goin'

[@Downs-Indroam]

So gay I love it ❤

[@marquesc9505]

Duuuude

[@BarackObamainYourMommaPajama]

15:21 BOYCOTT JOE LIST, BIG L

[@Nandino7]

Ian and Jordan talking about Joe being late is absurd 😂😂 Those two are literally always late for every pod they’re on !!

[@chadriegel2832]

And Jordan just randomly left los the other day with no warning 😂

[@Downs-Indroam]

4:18 Joe dressing up as Rick Glassman is pretty cool

[@EstherPovitsky]

15:21 bro milkin Norman for everything he’s worth and still has the brain of a child

[@victoriaarmstong322]

😂😂

[@bsykesbeats]

​@EstherPovitsky u clearly don't know anything about Mark and Joe if u think Joe's milking Normand

[@joe.monterrosa90]

The world needs bein Ian with Jordan. My top 3 pods

[@mattyrolph8429]

Which are the others on the list?

[@brysonjamison3388]

Mark died laughing next to Joe

[@REVECRIT]

Mark was the black guy from the overlook Kevin hart

[@jvj6747]

Comedy!

[@henergy_]

“you okey beb”

[@b0ssatr0n91]

"Whens the last time you came and it shot out instead of dribbled out" is a fantastic question and should becomr a segment

[@bhero7714]

Joe list on this ! Best bday ever ! Lets goo !!!!

[@Speakahfone]

33:55 Ethan just bringing over and putting down the autoblow box on the couch next to them for the ad was fucken killing me😅😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 smooooth😅

[@theonetrueg]

Jordan is so mean to him it actually upsets me sometimes. And this is Ian we're talking about.

[@goodtimepoke]

That’s just their dynamic! It’s like when a gaggle of gays are all catty and bitchy to each other to the point where you wanna step in and say something.

[@inkonpaperhero]

when Whitney was on she suggested Jordan was mothering Ian, and they were like "obviously not," and Whitney was like "well you mother how you were mothered" and that convinced me lol

[@theonetrueg]

@inkonpaperhero 1000%

[@bobross5079]

Jordan is pegging him ... we have no doubts

[@ChiriKain]

jordan just wearing her regular clothes

[@niceguy3290]

The Shelley duvall voice killed me everytime 😂

[@henergy_]

that hair fits jordan 🔥

[@nextbizzy]

Jordan is such a hater... She doesn't want him but wont let him date in peace.

[@cojonesdefuego1]

She can't let Ian have nice things.

[@gabrielsalinas1655]

Anyone else bothered that the door on Ian’s costume is brown and not white ?

[@fsLUXE]

extremely

[@josef2012]

@@gabrielsalinas1655 Yes+Yes!

[@dangeraardvark]

ive rewatched 10x when ian goes "i shouldn't have said that" while grunting with his face in bathroom door

[@MagicRing]

9:45 she said "Can you tuck your teeth in?" 💀

[@Lonelywookiee]

I read your comment first, and I was still taken aback when she said it 😂🤣

[@8eavis]

List can't do a podcast without mentioning Kerryn Feehan

[@tylerflorence3364]

I think Joe list is being paid to mention raanan Hershberg on every podcast haha. Great episode!

[@jeffswientek8233]

why does Jordan judge so much when she's the most judgeable, cray cray

[@MessyLio10]

That's kind of how that sort of thing usually works isn't it? People always hate on the things that they subconsciously hate about themselves

[@TekNoSolja]

I came here for a respite from my worries and troubles….. and now I can’t use my auto blow cuz I just hear Ian’s ads.

[@josephpoorman9871]

the last auto blow ad was brutally sad.

[@GlizzieMcGuire]

@@josephpoorman9871it was the best one so far

[@toonce101]

Joe list casually mentioning someone eating a charcuterie of boogers sent me gagging 😂 Jesus Christ

[@snesleywipessqueegeeservices]

Who is The Boogergate comic? Reddit: get busy.

[@tornadojohnson3178]

Ian RULES

[@milesdorst7120]

When Joe goes back on YMH he has to tell that booger story, Tom will throw up immediately 😂😂

[@PostTraumaticDownSyndrome]

Who cares about Tom and his dumb wife.

[@jamieodv]

Im 28 mins in and for sure thought Ian would take the door off after 5 mins. Commitment to the bit.

[@GiddyUpGoTrio]

I love how Ian just wants to talk and sometimes he hasn’t even formed the thought/emotion he wishes to express.

[@showland2727]

Man Joe is so fucking funny, happy Halloween everyone

[@amandacampione3089]

THE BOOGER STUFF GOT ME!!! IM AT WORK HUNGOVER GAGGING ON VERGE OF BARF COMING UP😂😂😂😂 good stuff

[@mothershipco]

A lot of people close to Joe List know he is very protective of people finding out his boys name is Schindler. Joe, when are you going to tell the public?

[@krazykkarl]

*based on a fictional book

[@MaTtYMcBlack]

I remember sitting up front for the live pod at Zanies and Jordan wanting to kick my head off. Good times!

[@robertgray323]

Hey that's Crusin Joe list. Bringing pizza for anyone who doesn't like Thai .

[@NikonPunch]

I love Joe List. Choosing a favorite comedian is a tough task but for me he's in the conversation.

[@chadriegel2832]

It's easy for me, the great and powerful Brendan schlib never fails to make me bust my gut laughing

[@johnstokes9771]

Damn..this is like the first time i've laughed since my breakup. Thank you for that

[@knowclub-d3n]

33:20 Kalshi sounds like a super shady app 😂😂

[@UncleDron8]

Great costume Jordan, fits like a glove.

[@ericclaptonsrobotpilot7276]

Time to join THE OBEYMENT LIST before Redbar has to commence an investigation.

[@HighTonnage]

Ian staying in character is hilarious.

[@cyxod]

That is some good insight on Jordan's part about dad's being weird. Odd way to put it but I get the thought behind it. Love the show!

[@TheMatthewZack]

Joe was so damn funny for his taping in Chicago just sad I didn't get to say you him "blue jay oakerson" was hilarious

[@ClibanariusJJ]

CRUSIIN' JOE!

[@MarilynJ.]

I can’t stop laughing at “baby fight club” 😂 😂

[@robertmarvin3758]

Awesome! And the mention at the end.. the ongoing Jordan/Robbie Hoffman beef is the most hilarious thing ever...

[@chalkfarm11]

The two most down to earth comedians in podcasting. Love them ❤

[@zander5051]

28:02 😂beautiful wink hahahahhaha

[@VelvetLavaDesign]

It was perfect because she literally couldn’t see it with the headpiece on 😂😂😂

[@niceguy3290]

I actually find Joe list really funny and sharp , but his whole schtick of “wow I feel like everyone hates me , what I just said wasn’t funny I hate myself, getting a vibe you guys don’t like me” type of humour actually kills the room every single time.

[@grantpowell4135]

Holy hell the costumes are on point

[@ThedeadlyOG]

Why is Ian’s costume jack breaking through a tree? He breaks though a door..

[@josef2012]

@@ThedeadlyOG Yeah I was thinking "Wasn't it a white door??"

[@ThedeadlyOG]

@ bros a crackhead

[@ThedeadlyOG]

@@josef2012 not in Ian’s drug addled mind! 😂

[@ItzTheThrill]

Comedy! Thanks for all the content!

[@hodgepodge2749]

oh wow they got cruisin joe list

[@geemaso]

Shelley’s attire in The Shining is the attire Jordan would normally wear.

[@geemaso]

The wig makes it! ❤

[@codydunivan7128]

16:04 you should be excited to vote for her joe since you didn't get to vote for her in the primary 😂

[@audrey0554]

Ian was amazing when I saw him in Tulsa, he's such a genuine guy and the set was so funny 🥺🥺

[@michaelabon741]

I was brushing my teeth getting ready for work while the booger talk got so bad. Thank you for making me start my day nauseous ❤

[@aubreygranzen7155]

Yes, Joe just exists! What a great start 🤣🤣

[@alexcoyg3281]

Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson fully deserve that bad parenting reference 👍

[@austinhouser7023]

Hands down it's Ali Macofsky who is eating their own boogers lol

[@travismarinaro]

About 15 minutes in and Ian’s bombed every joke lol

[@CoachCarter102]

Jordan has gotten SO good at the horn!

[@UvaTunes]

To joes point about tipping at a restaurant: by that logic, the food is $20 and server should get paid by the restaurant for bringing you the food bc that’s their job and the employer should pay the employee for doing their job

[@Kmc9]

This is going way past 1 million views since they brought Big Dog in. "Bada ba babaa I'm lovin' it".

[@Montino4Ever]

There is no reasonable explanation for why I love this pod so much

[@Brandroid]

I'm going to start doing comedy with the goal of getting on this show and stealing some of those sweet collectibles hanging up around the room.

[@Purple_Vampyr]

I love Ian's Nicholson impression morphing into Attell 😂. Plus, wasn't the door white not brown?

[@fletcherh1033]

You tip Uber because the money you see listed doesn’t go to the driver. The apps cut their pay and they don’t make what they did.

[@LiamFitz-b2v]

Joes legs are so long he looks like he's doing the beetle juice legs next to the body thing

[@trahar6257]

Thanks for the laugh

[@krazykkarl]

They're closer to the camera while he's sitting back into the couch

[@pur-xs8oj]

Jordan is jealous of Ian's lady friend. it's so cute. Joe List agrees to Jordans premise about how weird it is to watch cartoons as an adult and less than a minute later is bringing up obscure crusty the clown references.

[@heatheverett]

DAMNIT! Now I can't stop imagining Joe as Danny in Doctor Sleep... but still dressed like he is here, as young Danny

[@ElScientifico]

That is some championship - level dry heaving by Jordan. Why do I love it?

[@lensoterica]

I had just popped a Nerds Gummy Cluster in my mouth when the booger charcuterie conversation started and I almost threw up.

[@chadsalter5708]

i miss Brooklyn. lived in Red Hook . not much brownstone down there !

[@OccultNoir]

I live for the personal attacks and banter. Never change

[@beensean]

jordan casually talking with the knife, so far non-stop

[@dgm792]

Jordan killed the costume. Looks great!

[@justicestouch4997]

YAYYYYYYYYYYYY another episooooode🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@robertcastillo9754]

Great ep ! 🎃 ❤

[@mattseal9686]

Loved seeing you and tj be silly on skanks, Jordan! Gratz on selling out the wilbur

[@costcoexecutivemember]

How long before these folks realize no one is ever going to punchup live

[@jessieblack4543]

If I couldn't see all of you, I'd think I was listening to Bob's Burgers voices. 🤣

[@LindsayWilliams-su5md]

yasss my 3 faves best pod ever 🩶

[@jimmytoes]

I was pumped to watch! Then the intro song made me sad.

[@mikeyrocks8664]

Comedians voting for the candidate that supports censorship is kinda ironic

[@donthomas3529]

Love how psychotic this is, plus Ian w the Black Flag reference :)

[@bijoubliss]

love the costumes yall happy halloweenie

[@snesleywipessqueegeeservices]

Anyone else screaming "EDGES!!!"? (Edit: good effort though Ian, truly 👏)

[@doctordreyer]

Didn't know the redrum kid had a gay father...

[@ThedeadlyOG]

List looks exactly like the guy who dates a girl with the same name as his sister

[@crackthefoundation_]

Casually making the podcast more money by leaving it in playing in my parents living room

[@BeinIanPod]

You a real one 💪🏼💪🏼

[@crackthefoundation_]

@@BeinIanPod sit on my lap (ian not Ethan, sorry if Ethan)

[@phishpondering8962]

Yay fav podcast 🎊

[@moralhazard1]

Does Joe think Uber drivers get all of that money? lol they for sure get less than half of what you pay

[@Blue1-b5]

Love your costumes, and the show!

[@WhitePonytail]

26:15 drivers get like half of the fare is why you should tip, they get ripped off by uber