Bein' Ian With Jordan Episode 068: Terminally Ill Now W/ Jeremiah Watkins

[@jeremiahwatkins]

I didn’t spit in Jordan’s mouth this episode, but she did spit in my heart. I’m here for ya buddy!!

[@SystemofaDowns]

😫

[@natetong8237]

That spit episode was epic! Long time fan here, stay hilarious brotha! Also, your work ethic is inspirational.

[@sislater6334]

Just subbed to SUOTS, I didn't realise what it was in the million times yt recommended it to me, half way through the Ian ep with Josh Adam Myers, killer

[@billymac5481]

Ya hair looks very nice

[@ASerranProductions]

I have so much rage deep in my heart for you @JeremiahWHATkins but for real it’s phenomenal. Thanks for cheering up Jordan.

[@jordanledezma3539]

I’ve been rewatching the grim adventures of billy and Mandy again recently and the parallels are just uncanny.

[@whowantsmypants8888]

Holy shit you're right lol

[@smokedoutpositivesquad1738]

Which frequent guest would be Grim tho

[@noahm.7850]

@@smokedoutpositivesquad1738I wanted to think of someone else, but Grim is definitely Derosa

[@user-hw4ud6vz9q]

@@noahm.7850 holy shit I hope they stage this

[@Metal_Malachy]

@noahm.7850 now I want to hear Derosa's best Jamaican accent 😆

[@dgregss]

Hearing Jeremiah slowly start swearing more as time goes on is such a treat

[@RayRae559]

It's Friken crazy, right?

[@jstrattonlobdell4175]

20 minutes in and I forgot he was on....

[@MrPittsSox]

What the frick ?

[@jeffelliott3439]

Jeremiah has had zero experience in life and it is visible hahaha

[@quinn3334]

ian has to be the first and last person id want comforting me in a breakup

[@quinn3334]

also The Weight is a fantastic song

[@rickeykoga2312]

He isn't what you want, but he's exactly what you need Instead of tucking you into a comfy little hole, Ian catapults you back to reality and that's what's really needed

[@voodooladyink6869]

Yea... but he's tryin. That's nice.

[@BeinIanPod]

Lol wtf mate

[@Phrissky]

@BeinIanPod, why no shofar this episode? Maybe that's why Jordan was so down.😂

[@Haarization]

It's wild watching Jordan being carefully rebuilt from the ground up by two friends. Here for it.

[@joseph69271]

We love you Jordan, hope you feel better ❤

[@EvilishDem0nic8732WhatItDo]

Knowing Jordan, she'll just keep doing Jordan keep doing Jordan keep doing Jordan...

[@Rizza.]

"i'm a woman despite my pants" jordan is literally my most favorite thing i've ever found on the internet

[@racheld8257]

Why is this the best trio

[@DR.B13666]

Dude, the last one with Jordan's apology spiral was hilarious

[@stevenarmstrong5364]

Jeremiah is the perfect balance between Jordan's melancholic darkness and Ian's chaotic light

[@Jamesp0nd]

Agreed

[@gingerleaf707]

Agreed. Only rivaled by Sam Tallent.

[@DJDP24]

Jordan you’re killing it lately! Can’t wait to see you on Are You Garbage. Good to see Jerry back ✂️

[@isolatoband]

We need to tagging are you garbage until they get her on. I'm gonna start tagging them on her instagram. Also would love to see her on mindful metal jacket with Joe list

[@samb9403]

Spoiler: shes def garbage.

[@jenniferkenney6095]

Every fckn guest 😂😂😂 “What is this podcast” “This podcast is a mess” “This podcast is off the rails” “I don’t know what’s going on” I feel like this is how my brain works! I love this pod, the adhd level makes me feel comforted 😂😭😂😂❤

[@robertcastillo9754]

Jeremiah is secret service level of Comedy. Guy can literally riff with any peers or strangers!

[@eddieb270]

Jeremiah is always class on the podcast at matching the energy

[@drunkwizard]

Even when one of the podcast hosts is down bad after a breakup, the laughs per minute exceed every other pod out there - LFG!!

[@rjexplosion1]

I'm so glad I watched Trash Tuesday with Jordan before this ep, having context for her break up and then seeing her reaction immediately after it happened is wild.

[@Kappzy]

I hope you guys know how much absolute JOY you bring to other people who are also struggling.

[@TheSadistNat1on]

"THIS IS THE BEST HAIRCUT I"VE HAD IN MY LIFE YOU IDIOT" JW

[@rickeykoga2312]

✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️ LET'S GO BABY!!! These three are some of my favorite whites and the comedy synergy is undeniable 🎉 ✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️

[@storia-thyme]

I respect Ian for putting Delta One on a payment plan. Big brain move for an experience.

[@BSO420]

i really feel for ians producer having to explain to ian how a microphone works

[@mstreech]

He’s the worst, here for Jordan ONLY.

[@natetong8237]

I was the guy who said ‘I’m a Jizzy Jensen” to Jordan. It was obvious she wasn’t aware. Just the thought of offending such an awesome person and comedian is rough. Jordan is absolutely hilarious, I HIGHLY recommend catching one of her shows live. Can’t wait to see one of Ian’s shows live. STAY AWESOME YOU TWO!

[@Ez0mni]

There were so many laugh out loud moments in this episode. Jeremiah + the goon loons is amazing every time.

[@krollgrend1888]

The Saga continues. The jerm episode of BiWj after Standup on the spot might be my fav ep of yalls. Keeping Jerm around for Rick Glassmans episode was legendary as well.

[@robsrxx]

Ian and Jordan are the kind of friends that make you stand up for yourself. Jeremiah called them c suvkers 😂. Good episode. They brought Jordan around and as a fan that made me feel good.

[@cheriannswap9020]

The Band is my favorite. Never felt more like both Ian and Jordan at the same time so much.

[@Tess.Elated]

WE LOVE YOU JORDAN JIZZY JENSON. And we love how papa fidance looks out for you❤ also Jeremiah is pretty okay sometimes;) thanks for the smiles guys

[@markthepro88]

Ian and Jeremiah's laugh therapy seemed to work like a charm. Jordan will find her Kenickie one day!

[@rosemoore437]

I appreciate Jordan being the only person to just profess how crushed she is after a breakup. I feel it! I’m right there with you, girl!

[@xdarnokx]

Jokey Jordan with Ian is my favorite pod.

[@nellllo]

Look at these man spreads

[@tmacfan824]

I mean if Ian and Jordan got together the world would explode.

[@alazymonkey5716]

Man I love this podcast; even with Jordan spiraling 😂🎉 thanks for another fun episode fellas. Get Jeremiah on again! Who knows what catastrophe will be happening while he comes on next time 😊

[@johnlong570]

Every time Jeremiah is on, y’all are GOLD!

[@usernameselectedlock]

It's so CHAOTIC plz never change

[@catnip8241]

This and Lemon Party and my new favorite things to watch

[@tech_nog4520]

As a fellow Whorden at this time, I really needed this

[@AndrewSpriter]

ian only financed his flight because he thought he was checking a box that said "fidance"

[@btc16]

Unanimous positivity about this haircut 😂😂😂😂😂 love my scissor brother 😂

[@cosumar6551]

I love Jeremiah, he is legit the one of kindest and most caring guys in stand up. In an industry full of fake two faced fame climbers, it is refreshing to have someone that is just being themself and never changing their persona no matter what they do or what podcast they are on, he is always willing to play and do bits at the drop of a hat, he has a lot of improv skills on top of his stand up chops and will always lift up and make whoever he is on with look good never cuts anyone off and is always ALWAYS willing to make fun of himself and enhance any show and like Ari he has been going from LA to NY for years and has built relationships with so many comics, I definitely feel like he should be a lot more popular and known than he is, I say all this as a die hard LOS Gomite that primarily only watches Skankfest and gas digital comedians. Kill Tony was a podcast I use to love watching and it was only because of the original band w/ Jeremiah, Joelberg, and Chroma Chris and once they were no longer on it I just didn't actually enjoy the show anymore.

[@SlothLyfe]

If ian loses a bet or has to get punished Jordan, put him in a "straight" jacket. Not being able to move his hands would drive him insane. Love you guys stay groovy.

[@Josh.DoubleBogie]

Love love love this ep tho heart out to Jordan!😢❤

[@GokusGoat]

I’m new here past few week! You guys crack me up. Can tell you are genuine good people.

[@jonnycool123]

WE LOVE YOU JORDAN ! KEEP YOUR HEAD UP !

[@TrapDaily]

Scissor bros ✂️🤘

[@natron187]

This is my favorite podcast to watch you can’t turn away or you’ll miss something great

[@johndoe-l3p4p]

This is the only real podcast out there. I love you guys

[@CAPSTRES]

I sing the opening song SO loud , every time.

[@looksee8192]

It changes time signatures like 14 times and I hate it

[@chickenmanmackenzie3525]

I wish there was a 4 minute version, but that would give Ian too much of an ego kick

[@lopez_prado]

Bein' Jordan with Ian Let's gooo!

[@derekfish5868]

This podcast is chaotic perfection

[@Kelly-in7xt]

I ship Ian and Jordan SO HARD. I’m manifesting this ❤

[@matthewmccartney]

The best guest episodes have Jeremiah on ❤️🔥

[@Dougfur]

I’ve never loved a podcast more. Totally Unhinged lol

[@trippyyoke]

"I loved Gerald! He was my best friend the whole time" made my heart smile

[@kerch-e]

I love this podcast so much. Every time Jeremiah is on it's so great. Scissor Bros and Jeremiah Wonders are the best. We love ya Jordan. Hope you're feeling better!

[@eightcal]

insane energy this episode. love it

[@sisterstyks1743]

Back again from Jordan's redemption on Stand Up on the Spot! 11/10 job dude, you absolutely killed it

[@GlassDanimals]

Jordan talking about Troy Bond is especially funny when you know she’s literally sharing a stage with him at Sunshine Comedy Fest 😂 can’t wait to see y’all there!!!

[@CrimsonTusk]

Jeremiah bringin' that positive scissor energy in Jordan's time of need. 10 Scissors for Jordan! ✂ ✂️ ✂ ✂️ ✂ ✂️ ✂ ✂️ ✂ ✂️

[@JDK516]

The way I screamed "TAKE A LOAD OFF, FANNY!" at the screen

[@MrChalac]

Im emotionally and physically drained when I watch this podcast

[@drama_sport_music]

Ian trying to remember how The Weight goes is so relatable.

[@Head-Hurty]

This combo is great.. I enjoy it a very much every time.

[@biancatalbert5472]

“Terminally ill now” 😂

[@sofkitty878]

I love comedy podcasts. It's all I listen to. And this one has easily shot up to one of my favorites alongside Tigerbelly and TYSO and YMH

[@MrJayurbs]

This pod, Tuesdays with Stories, TYSO, Scissor Bros and Bad Friends have seemed to rise to the top for me

[@johndixon6024]

awwww get well soon Jordan, there are better guys out there.

[@hudsonlewis9323]

This might be the most chaotic podcast since Andy Dick was on TigerBelly. Love it

[@WackiiJackii]

LOL nothing can top that chaotic mess of an episode!

[@rusbell2981]

I've really become a huge fan of your show Jordan! Plus your sidekick Ian makes me giggle.

[@Shutchomoufho]

I love you forever Jordan!

[@chriskasatka2095]

Hilarious as always! Everytime Jared comes to New York, he needs to come on here! He's one of the best guests on this show!

[@Cuzzzo42]

Heck frickin' yeah dude! Jeremiah is such a joy.

[@michaelabon741]

Here we go! Best podcast out there!

[@rileyveit5126]

If you guys have on knocked loose that would be legendary and also you both would be a dream duo to mosh with ❤

[@stitrock8595]

It has been a while and i still like the intro song. Its a good song.

[@adrianheredia_ac1842]

Goddamn I haven't laughed this hard in a while, and that's crazy considering how much comedy I've been watching, lmao. And that burn by Jeremiah at 34:08 really hit home to me, lmfao. I appreciate it though

[@Sarah-ox1nf]

John Travolta Dracula is the best thing I've ever seen 😂

[@MsGhost87]

I couldn't be happier to get home early from my night shift & get to watch the new episode all comfy in my bed 😊 I love you guys ❤ It's always a pleasure to see Jeremiah 🦒🙆🏻‍♀️🙅🏻‍♀️✂️🙆🏻‍♀️✂️🙅🏻‍♀️🦒 #ScissorBros #ScissorSiblings & I can't wait to see Jordan (& hopefully Ian) on Stand Up on the Spot! You're all my kind of people & I wish I could be friends with y'all, especially Ian! Ian, you're a very special person, don't ever change 🤘🥰🤘

[@MsGhost87]

P.s. I can't believe Jordan brought up Grease! I JUST watched it this weekend, BECAUSE, I found a penny at work & everytime I find a penny, I say Jan's line in the movie, "See a penny pick it up, all day long you'll have good luck!" So, I HAD to watch it & it's always such a feel good movie! I hate musicals, but Grease is in my top 10 all time favorite movies👌 I hope Jordan feels better! It's been a long time since I felt heartbreak 💔 but I understand how she's feeling. I hope she finds a man who can give her the love she wants & deserves 🥰

[@TheUltimateGC]

38:55 comdey gold.

[@himoragenma6416]

"Travolta's a COOL ASS name, like Dracula!!!"😭🤣😂😆👏👏👏

[@underscoresuz]

25 minutes in lmaoooo it’s so unhinged and understandably hilarious

[@heavenwasfool]

Sending love Jordan! My fave part of this pod 😈 🖤

[@KingJamesMi]

The fight was Epic!

[@ngemoules]

Hope you feel better soon Jordan! I know exactly how you feel, been there before. Please come to St Louis soon!

[@Amaneeeta]

The delta one payment plan had me in tears ⚰️

[@Mxhurch]

Shout out to the jizzy Jordan tier

[@Ratigun]

Showd oud

[@Peppers1134]

It was so good meeting you at Zanies, Jordan! Yay to the Rat King little guy making it on the pod 🥹Sending you all love and positive vibes as I’m also going through similar heartache and depression. This pod definitely helps me keep going. Looking forward to seeing guys in February 🖤✨

[@angelicarios2421]

#1 chaotic duo, love you guys! 😂

[@VincenteO2]

Please someone make a compilation video of all Jeremiah’s bits from this podcast so I can watch/listen on repeat, thank you!

[@josef2012]

Emotionally annihilated+completely disassociated Jordan is 2nd best Jordan.

[@Steeznutts]

awww the mice are so cuteeeee need lotsa pics

[@itzdadam8463]

Glad hes back. Good job boys

[@brewernovascotia]

This podcast brings me so much joy.

[@The_Fat_Turtle]

47:49 That Anthony Keidis impression is very good.

[@jame384]

Jordan’s sweet voice saying “hatebreed” ❤

[@jennhansonxlove]

The way I gasped, Jeremiah might be my favorite guest 🥳🥳

[@ROASTEDJ]

Gahd damn I love this pod and i love stand up on the spot! Thanks guys.

[@jonathansanino6072]

This is the perfect trio

[@shaeanemusic]

Jordan with the trampled by turtles reference really got me 🥲

[@Lauren-ey7rp]

Yay! The three of you are back!! At some point I hope you reunite with Rick. Sung along with you guys on a long drive home. Lol All the random songs that came up. Loved it

[@jovanaaaaa]

I am dying. The part when Jeremiah says "This podcast is a nightmare" and Ian genuinely laughs then immediately yells at Jer and says "What do you wanna talk about then, dickhead?" 💀

[@antwarren2565]

How could he put that “Devine” candle on the shelf behind him? He has knocked everything off that shelf multiple times 😂

[@ramonnunez9484]

Oh !!! Thank you! I work doubles all week and only halway through but seeing this made a one happy dude!!! Scissors ✂️ bros unite!!